/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pekora is going on pregnancy leave

>>13711310
She paid her foreign friends to rape and impregnate Pekora, and since abortion is illegal in Pekoland she has to carry her rapist's baby to term, so she's on maternity leave.

>>13711370
Yeah, I'm sorry about that

>>13711461
>abortion is illegal in Pekoland
Really? Japan sounds like shit.

>>13711500
No I mean Pekoland in Minecraft, it's a separate legal jurisdiction for tax purposes, similar to Paradise vs Las Vegas.

Kiara is a nigger

What did she do recently to warrant this time loop?

>>13711567
Based and niggerpilled

>>13711310
Fun fact, a rabbit's gestation period is just 30 days!


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>>13712261
>https://files.catbox.moe/9nes8i.png
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>https://files.catbox.moe/h86gml.png
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I can't believe Kiara knocked up Pekora

>>13711310
Based birb Queeniara. Doesn't sugar coat her speech. Doesn't bow down to ego maniac numberfags. Based behavior in my books.

>>13711310
>make joke about how long it's been since you were able to collab with someone
>schizos spasm about what kind of hidden meaning there must be
take your meds, holy fuck.

>>13712870
It just doesn't make sense to me to insult your oshi.

>>13712440
Kiara isn't my oshi but even I can admit she's one of the best and most hardworking members of Hololive, it feels like she was a JP that got turned into an EN at the last moment with the pure soul that goes into her streams. You just don't see that with the other ENs even though one of them is my oshi.

its called we do a little teasing, we do a little teasing!

- kiara

>>13711310
I do worry about you people sometimes. It’s not healthy to live like this.

>>13715857
Did Kiara actually say this?

>>13711461
Me btw

>>13711310
Why is she such a loud mouth. You cant tell secret with this hoe

>>13716339
Name one secret that Kiara has blabbed about. I'll wait.

>>13712341
I can.

>>13716391
That Flare is upset about her numbers

>>13716622
Poor Flare. I like watching her because her chat isn't full of stupid English speakers and this board doesn't talk about her either. There are a lot of advantages to being an unpopular Holo but I guess she doesn't appreciate them. It's a shame. She's very comfy to watch, her voice is pleasant and she's pretty smart.

>>13716622
That's a secret?

>>13716722
Flare has been open about a lot of things that bother her but has never talked about being the runt of the miracle generation

>>13716865
Reminds me of how Mio was sad about her numbers on stream. Okayu insulted her by comparing to bland, boring soup because she was feeling smug about her numbers, only to be slapped down a few months later by EN's numbers blowing everyone out of the water.

>>13716999
Wtf i HATE Okayu now. What a stupid fat whore.

>>13717768
Actually being fat is based.

>>13718165
Based on amount of cholesterol in your blood.

>>13718355
Anyway, can I get some fat Okayu art? I need to whack it.

>>13718418
No.

>>13718470
You don't understand. I NEED TO WHACK IT!

>>13711310
Kiara was about to get locked in her house by Australian police because her country is on complete lockdown until super ultra deluxe galaxy baby Corona-chan is no longer a threat.

>>13713585
Except that:
Teasing Pekora is the dream of every Nousagi
This is an insult only in your twisted mind
She said it in both Japanese and English and if you think Pekora wouldn't respond to a banter or insult, you are a retard

>>13724659
Why didn't Pekora respond to it then?

>>13724865
Because it wasn't a banter. This only what (you) think

>>13724889
So Pekora finds it to be a completely normal thing for her co-worker to say see you in nine months? In what universe?

>>13724996
In this one. Schizos from /here/ are literally the only one who want to add subtext to a harmless joke that no-one anywhere else on the internet cared about.

>>13725109
I actually love Kiara. I'm not one of those haters who shits on her for no reason. I can say many great things about Kiara and reasons why she is one of the best in Hololive. I just want to know why Pekora wasn't bothered by this.

>>13730533
If you stopped replying to watch Koyori, I guess you're at least not a shitposter.
She wasn't upset because there is nothing to be upset about. The subtext schizos wants to push onto this jokes only works if Pekora is the sole reason why they didn't collab more often. If Pekora isn't the reason, there is no way that this would sounds like a passive-agressive banter or whatever.

>>13711310
Kiara gives zero fucks and is calling her out for not collabing with her coworkers. Pekora is more concerned with maintaining her brand than her actual content, which is why the other girls tip toe around her in big collabs. Pekora only goes for collabs when she hasn't had time to prepare anything, but never responds to the requests of her coworkers, who she'll happily ghost for 9 months before asking for their help.

Does anybody even fucking like the collabs? The ONLY good ones I've ever seen were the Hololive host clubs, which were admittedly hilarious. Some others have been comfy, but not particularly entertaining, and I find in general that many collabs feel supremely forced.

Pic related's pairing with Luna is probably the worst example. "Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny to pair the pedophile with the baby?!" "Oh, but what if we made the baby very jealous of the pedophile's philandering?!" "EEEEHHHH!!! SUGOI!!!"

>>13734243
watch shiraken

>>13734243
That's why I prefer unplanned collabs because they don't feel forced and it feels like they actually genuinely want to do them. But it's true that I prefer comfy solo streams most of the time. There was some big Hololive event collab going on a few weeks back and I just thought "Nah. I'm gonna watch Rosemi play Donkey Kong."

Kiara is a nigger, shes not human, doesnt behave like a human

quien?

>>13734292
Please, we don't need these uncultured plebs coming to our Shiraken streams.

>>13716999
Source?

>>13736012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZDoME69Uio

This guy is twisting his shit incredibly out of context.

>>13711310
She was just being passive aggressive

>>13711310
She can't afford the collab fees. Hence she has to save up to pay for the next collab.

>>13716999
>Okayu insulted her by comparing to bland, boring soup because she was feeling smug about her numbers
Tell us Narukami Sabaki is your oshi without telling us Narukami Sabaki is your oshi

>>13739268
Never heard of this guy but I just looked him up and he literally sounds like /vt/ in VTuber form. I bet the only reason nobody talks about him here is because he's Japanese so they don't know what he's saying, or else we'd get a million threads calling him "/ourguy/" and shit like that.

>>13739656
Most people hate him here, any threads about him just turn into people posting Narukami ryona which is pretty based.

So, how was you day?

>>13712261
>Mother consented rape and impregnation
Hot, peko

>>13711310
to test her abilities