/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>10 years down the line
>cover has sold out to larger interests
>most of the girls have left
>vtubing is culturally irrelevant
>Mori has moved on making new music
>Gura went back to Senzawa briefly before disappearing from the internet
>Kiara running anti-bullying campaigns around the EU
>Ame settled down years ago and has a mommy blog
>just Ina left
>She only streams her drawing
>about a hundred people watching on any given day
>frequently draws Holomyth girls having fun and laughing
>”why does she always draw these weird characters? Where are they even from?”
>Ina slumps in her chair
>”sorry guys, I just like their designs...”

Haato knew her series was the only thing keeping her alive but also knew it was getting harder to keep it unique and creative so she ended the series herself near the end when she couldn't figure out an actual satisfying ending. Then she made it seem like there was another reason for it, one outside of her control to deflect the issue somewhere else. However, she knows she can't stay alive for long without it, so she'll bring it back eventually only to cuck us out of an ending again at the same time next year, and the same the year after that. The cycle never actually ends. We will never understand, and she's happy about that. She doesn't care about the rrats we post, in fact the rrats make her more powerful because ambiguity and misdirection is exactly what she wants.

One day, she will say 'peko' for the last time.

This board sucks

>>1363144
CESE THIS THRD NUW STOP STAHP

Nene will be the first holo to announce that she's married and the first to have a kid. Contrary to future rrats this will only cause her to increase in subs as everyone wants to pretend they're all the daddy.

>>1363144
Pepeloni will be banned in japan following the third haachama impact

>>1363574
perfection

>>1363574
the duality of peko

>>1363430
A part of me actually kinda thought about this being a possibility, ngl...
I mean, it's probably complete nonsense she'd do that. but at the same if she actually did all this and made everyone talk and act like complete retards I wouldn't even be mad
That's deserving of the biggest of kneels ever

>>1363236
Fuck you, I'm crying.

>>1363236
I need more depressing predictions

> Desperate virgin fan finally goes over the line and rapes Noel irl
> Cover attempts a cover-up with with Noel going on a months long break. It's really just Noel attending to legal obligations in her rape case, similar to the past Mel stalker yab.
> But Noel is noticeably more unhinged when she comes back to streaming which makes fans angry
> Fans demand that Noel graduates for her own mental health and safety
> Noel does a membership-only crying stream where she finally gives up on pretending nothing happened and confirms her intention to quit
> No graduation stream, just cover twitter account posting a nondescript announcement that Noel is gone forever

>>1363144
>HoloEN Gen2 adds black character
>After debut stream, twitter complains because she doesn’t sound “black” enough
>Her actress is accused of being a white person “wearing blackface”
>hero Hei makes a video about it to defend her, ends up pouring more gasoline on the fire
>She reveals picture of herself (censoring her face, but showing her body) on her Twitter
>Turns out she is in fact black
>ENma scolds her and tells her to delete tweet
>Too late, people then use stuff in the background of picture to find out who her roommate is
>Gets doxxed
>Turns out she has past tweets complaining about white people and “white privilege”
>Hero hei does 180 and is now criticizing her
>Now she’s getting harassed by the other political side over these tweets
>She has mental breakdown over the immense harassment she’s got fromboth sides in under a week
>starts going full sperg on twitter
>Cover fires her
>Twitter rages at Cover for firing their first black talent
>Hashtag "CancelCover"
>Other En girls threaten graduation in “solidarity” if Cover doesn’t rehire her
>Twitter pressures other Ens and even other Jp talents who haven’t spoken out to do so or they are “complicit” with “racism”
>At least one JP starts crying on stream due to being harassed in chat about this
>Cover cuts their losses and nukes the EN branch

>>1363430
Spicy rrat, I love it!

>>1363673
You can (not) eat the pepeloni

>>1363974
Scary part is there ls definitely someone trying to do this

>>1364058

> Implying she wouldn't be doxxed pre-debut

>>1363144
Someone from the upcoming EN generation will fuck up hard.

>>1363968
Idk why but I also love them and wish more anons would write some

this is what cutting edge artificial intelligence predicts will happen to Niji-en

>>1364058
Thats cool but your a bitch and I hate you

>>1364058
beleebable

>>1363144
>at some point, two girls come out as being in a serious relationship, not just yuribaiting

Aqua will slap Pekora in front of Yagoo at the Hololive office

>>1363236
MOTHERFUCKER YOU GOT ME DYING

>>1367801
>Pekora slaps Aqua back
>Aqua slaps again
>Rushia tries to intervene and gets slapped by Aqua and Pekora at the same time
>Rushia slaps Aqua and Pekora right after

>>1368249
Yagoo is getting tired with these menheras and slap all of them in front of their parents

>>1368655
Yagoo prone bones pekomama on her living room couch so Pekora can hear it, then drags his dirty dick across town to wash it in aquas throat while he threatens to fire her and berates her for giving toothy blowjobs

Ollie will shit herself on stream and fail to play it off.

>>1364058
Moral of story : Hero Hei?? More like WHORE Hei

>>1363236

I could believe this happening. Why do I have this feeling Ina will be the only person left after its all said and done? She seems to be the most inoffensive, milquetoast, bland, pushover of the 5 that makes her perfect for avoiding any type of controversy or passed on for future songs, promos, events and concerts. Like filling out the checkboxes of a vtuber, but not even an above average performer or a terrible one either. She's just... very flat.

https://youtu.be/sRYDsN4NkKM
>Guras cover songs start getting sold to video games who don't want to pay for the original song like how guitar hero did
>Start hearing gura covers on every video game that has a radio station such as fallout games and gta.
>Gura gets so popular she ends up buying Hololive and using it almost soley for making cover music for video game radio stations
>Every week a talent show like american idol comes on hosted by the HoloEn ladies to showcase new talent

>>1369486
Why are KFPfags like this

Cover in 3 years will either:
>become the most successful Black company in vtuber entertainment
>be bought out by either Disney/Time Warner/Sony/Dominos Pizza
>lose market share and relevance due to increased competition and a changing market
>become a tech company themselves. They develop their own pay-per-view channel/streaming platform while moving heavily into on-demand contebt, anime, video games, and even sell their brand of 2.5D vtuber tech equipment.
>Become nationalized, take government subsidies, promote PSAs and military enlistment for the JSDF

>>1363569
"good byeeee, Moona"

>one of the popular girls does literally nothing
>gets severely punished for it
>forced to take a long leave of absence or graduate
>repeat until fans can't take it anymore and cover collapses
Essentially a series of hato's until people can't take it anymore and cover collapses into itself

>>1363144
things will be pretty much the same except slowly getting worse at a rate just slow enough that it doesn't cause riots

HomostarsEN comes out unexpectedly early and explodes for seemingly no reason, and the entire Cover company fanbase becomes infested in hyperfujoshitters that are so obnoxious they make EOPs sound like crickets.

>>1363144
Yagoo will sell off Cover to a larger company because it failed to sell any of its technology, and the day to day management fuckery will make the Haachama arc look like a playground spat.

>>1369478
¿Jorge?

>>1364058
I hate this because as dumb as it sounds it could very well end up like this. Wouldn't be the craziest thing thats happened to a niche community.

>>1364058
This is scary because of how likely it is, but people were saying this was going to happen with Gen 1 as well
I'm just hoping their hiring criteria isn't retarded enough to allow this to happen

>>1373012
That's probably the one upside of Enma assuming she gets a strong word in who they pick

>>1364058
Niggers ruin everything.

>>1363144
>Chickin returned to Japan
>She started a gun review series

>>1364058
everything but the initial premise is believable

>>1363236
Oh shit that makes my chest clench a bit

>>1373236
That will actually help her a lot

>>1364058
This was believable right up until
>Other En girls threaten graduation in "solidarity" if Cover doesn't rehire her
I don't think they will do this, considering that they keep all of their political stuff out of their Holo lives

>>1373107
her goals were always beyond our understanding

>>1369486
>She's just... very flat.
That's why we love Ina. She's perflat.

>>1369775
We love Ina too though
t. KFP

>One of the Holos (probably Marine or Ollie) will orgasm on stream
>they will realise what happened, but play it off and pretend it never happened
>that guy on /vt/ will post a timestamp and detailed description of exactly what happened
>he will get warned and then banned for a 4th time

>>1363236
Next to watamelon posters and N1s giving us juicy lore, /wah/ is one of the threads I respect most on here.

The stream would probably be really comfy, 100 most loyal Takodachis, all T3 and sharing songs fresh from /mu/ and handmade drawings in the chat.

>>1370987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1_cDipA620

>>1363569
and this will play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ZRsPVYPnA

>>1363144
>new vsinger is Milkyqueen
>someone graduates due to pregnancy
>ame's mum gets out of jail and tries to hit her up for money
>kiara gets sad
>Mori hooks up with a manlet

>>1374340
(USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST)

>>1363144
All of them will graduate, maybe around two or three years later. You can't keep playing the same character forever.

>>1375743
Tell The Undertaker that

>>1364058
Top kek, the fact that this happening sounds more likely than the whole Aloe thing is fucking keeping me awake at night

If it's not a black character, it could've been some trans/LGBT/BLM activist or some politically charged SJW who's at least 10x worse than Nyanners

The west is full of landmines

>>1375743
Won't they just get new voice actors for the characters?

>>1376025
We were really blessed that HoloEN didn’t have any extreme melties right off the bat but it’s only a matter of time

Very soon someone who is frequently talked about on this board will graduate, you know who...

>>1376065
it's because none of them are redditors or discordfags
the current roster we've got is literally a lottery win
mori, ina and kiara are 4channers, ame is a twitch gamer while gura hates discord and reddit with passion due to drama

>>1376140
painchama

>>1376420
>gura hates discord and reddit with passion due to drama
?

>>1376451
do your senzawa reps my guy

>>1376420
Gura is the most confirmed /a/non from them...
Mori definitly posted on the chans, Ina is believable.
But Kiara is the potential landmine this gen. A melty is less likely now that she is home, but not impossible.

>>1376420
You should also include Gura being here

>>1363236
Ouch

>>1363144
>1/3 of holosluts defecting into indie or forming their own company
>some massive personal data leak from discord/private forum/postal office
>bunch of "indies" turn out to be Cover shadow employees to stealth-grab chink market
>chinks doxxing and graduating 2/5 out of HoloJP 6th gen for having boyfriends or some other shit
>Cover office firebombed
>Bushiroad purchasing Cover
>HoloEN drops N-bomb in the heat of moment and gets graduated
>HoloEN branch attacked by BLM
>Japan restricts VTubing to adults only (20+)

>>1363974
Don't give the freaks here ideas

>>1363974
can 1" really unhinge such a hefty woman?

>>1377102
>here
Flights are closed.

>There's been ongoing bad conditions at Holo Headquarters
>Haachama is just the first sign of how bad everything is
>Coco finally has enough and threatens to blow the whole lid off of it
>Forced graduation causes her to expose the nasty inner dealings of Hololive
>Walls closing in, Yagoo releases doxx on EVERYONE as a vengeful parting shot and yeets himself of a building
>Girls get stalked, some get into serious danger

>>1377434
for every stalker there'd be 100 volunteers willing to hang for 404 him

>>1369486
>She's just... very flat.

>>1368655
>>1368249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6MCe5XLLcU

>>1378789
the fuck?

>>1364058
This is unironically what keeps stormfaggot weebs up at night, how embarrassing

>>1378853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_4H7pq3Fk

try this version instead

>>1375926
mmmm baddass

>>1370152
3 but there's no competition

>>1370152
>>Become nationalized, take government subsidies, promote PSAs and military enlistment for the JSDF
VVVVGH IM SO HARD

>>1364058
I'm waiting for one of the next HoloEN's to pop in during their debut stream to say

>ALRIGHT FOLKS BLACK LIVES MATTER
>TRANS LIVES MATTER

And other needless political bullshit. The shitstorm it would cause would be out of this world.

>>1364058
>tfw she demands you send akasupas as a form of reparations

>>1364058
Based and accurate

>>1363574
Buddy, it beats 15,000,000 Kiara anti threads. Baby steps here.

>>1363569
Should i an hero to miss out on her graduation?

>>1373236

>>1380536
>graduation cuts off your ears

>>1380536
She’d want you to be there for it

Kiara will have a performative mental breakdown and get even worse about Youtube shadowban conspiracy shit if Ina surpasses her

>>1380630
God I hope so.

>>1378789
Kek

>>1363144
WHY

>>1363144
>predictions about the future
My health would continue to decline until the pain outweighs comforts and I hang myself off the doorknob on hdmi cable after remembering all the good things I had in life:
>my sweet cat
>Team Fortress 2, SW KOTOR, Oblivion
>skinny dipping in the summer river
>anime
>riding bike through the night
>walking alone on the fresh trail snow
>ayyy redpills
>isekai novels
>how I was praised sometimes at my job
>that girl whose voice I loved but never got to touch her
>my 3.5 friends
And, of course, Pekora.

>>1369775
It was a joke, you dip.

>>1367686
Will not harm at all.

>>1367686
This >>1383071

>>1371213
We need to buy cover.

Aloe comes back.

>>1383009
Try sex first, just to make sure.

>>1364058
pain peko

>>1367117
artificial rrats will one day consume this entire board

>>1383185
>penis allergic to women I don't trust.
>that's any woman I can easily "try".
I'm years past the point of even dreaming about it. Pekora helps to keep the scales on comforts side for now.

>>1383294
>easily
Well if you're just going to be lazy about it, just keep enjoying your Peko.

>>1383009
>ayyy redpills
do it

>>1383101
Cover to be purchased by a group of /biz/ autists for an undisclosed amount of chainlink, who proceed to run it into the ground at mach 2

>>1370152
>Cover hired by dominos
>All other Vtubers are graduated, leaving only haachama
>All of Haachamas streams are prolonged rants about dominos pepeloni

>>1383384
I will.
>>1383412
They're Elohim. Stay away from limestone/lava cave systems.

>>1364058
So the price to get rid of HoloEN is by hiring a nigger?
I can afford that

>>1383471
sounds beautiful

>>1363144
Lamy is pregnant but has not stopped drinking is going to be a big rrat soon.

>opens the shades
>sunlight reveals all the dust in the air
>the room is dirty, full of plastic bottles and empty to go containers
>as she plops down in her chair a puff of dust rises up around her
>she sneezes
>turns on her computer with one hand as she wipes the snot from her face with the other
>ass cheeks sticking to the plastic fake leather of her office chair
>she slips a finger under the elastic of her panties and pulls them back into place
>smell of unwashed vagina reaches her nose
>she sighs in disgust
>takes a baby wipe
>wipes herself down
>tosses the wipe in a mcdonalds bag
>9:58am
>scrolls past the unopened texts from friends and family
>finds the conversation with her manager
>"viewers have been low energy recently, try to be extra peppy!"
>looks down at her fat rolls and stained tank top
>watches as her computer changes her blemished face into something cute and desirable
>she starts to cry a bit
>wishes she could just be loved as herself
>walls of the apartment feel smaller than ever
>10:00am
>Starts stream
>"KonAqua~"

>>1386238
forgot pic

>>1364058
>>1374196
This. No EN would give that much of a shit about it, not even Kiara would go full retard and risk her position.

>>1364058
Seems possible, but I think it's more likely that the choco girl would start the drama herself thinking she could use the exposure to go independent and retain a large BLM fanbase.
Anyone who quits in solidarity eventually gets cancelled and ends up with nothing.

>>1386769
On the plus side chocoballposting will go up 1000%.

>>1363236
>10 years down the line
I'm already crying just thinking about the first line.

>>1376420
Considering the audition rumors, it was partially luck and partially slamming the brakes on some potential hires.
Filtering for future gens will be harder, because the success of first gen will attract less genuine people.

>>1387432
Cover seems to have good scouting/auditioning skills (so far) so hopefully they'll be filtered out.

>>1363144
One of Hololive member will turn out to really be a serial killer.

>>1376040
You want another Gamebu incident?

>>1374340
this already happened but with red heart

>>1364058
>Japanese company hiring a black person
good one

>>1363144
>i become a holostarEN
>with cover backing me up i can move to JP
>collab with mori, have fun
>meet up offline and start dating
>she's fed up with jp so we move to "australia ;)", close to kiara
>marry mori and make her a proud mama
>kiara gets to play auntie and won't kill herself because noone wants her catlady menhera ass
>happy family; happy end
MORI LOVE

>>1376420
The only reason Kiara hasn't exploded talking about politics because she is massive idolfag and knows she has to keep quiet. thank god. her insecurities blessed us.

>>1383420
glad to see someone has eyes on my /biz/ hostile Cover takeover posts

>>1389690
they are private company

Okayu and Korone will leave Hololive together. They will do that thing 30 year old japanese women do when they can't find husbands: marry each other. Their life will be a humble one, working easy part time jobs from a small apartment.

>>1363236
Jesus anon...

>>1373157
Don't be like that, anon. There are probably black anon's here right now.

>>1390708
>Holos who dislike black people
Pekora
Ayame
Aqua
Coco
>Holos who have a positive view of black people
Ollie
Choco
All of EN
Suisei (currently dating a black man)

>>1377147
Yeah, imagine being pressed down by a fat blob 3x your weight

>>1363144
Remember Funhaus? that's the future of Hololive

>>1390960
literally who

>>1391042
exactly

>>1390883
moona likes black people too apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M5dqUR3eSk

>>1363236
I don't know how to cope with the fact that, eventually, Hololive will end.
No, not only Hololive, but literally everything I like and love.
I generally don't fear my own death but the fact that "I'll miss out" cool shit in the future makes me sad. I don't know if this is something that everyone in every age always feels, but I feel like I was born in the "wrong era". Not too much in the past and not too much in the future. It's just this weird limbo.

>>1392429
it do be like that sometime anon. just enjoy things when you still can.

Fucking... kill me

>>1364058
This is an actual possibility lmao. It's gonna happen dude, because by gen3 people are gonna be asking "hey wheres tha black representation holo" and, let's be real there are the non SJW black weeb girls are probably in the dozens natiownide, it's honna be am SJW. People will push her for a political opinion, she will go woke on stream and Cover either will bens the knee or do away with the whole EN branch. It's a 50/50 for either conclusion, buts its a very realistic scenario.

>>1373012
Ask yourself how many non political black weeb girls there are in the whole country. That number is in the double digits. You can't filter a pushy political candidate if 99% of your candidates are political pushers.

>>1374196
>>1386533
Not showing solidarity gets then cancelled and blacklisted from any future project in the US.

>>1392731
>any future project in the US
>US
Who gives a shit?

>>1386769
>>1364058
>>1392625
I'll be honest, any actual black weeb who's deep enough to even get accepted isn't the type of person to both care what some white people think about "blackface"(no niggas actually give a shit about that) and really wouldn't be a BLM person to the point where they don't shut up about it, you'd probably get some bitch that geeks out to marvel and shit like beastars or something though

>>1392587
The board will explode if they're ever looking at the same thread

>>1390883
citations needed

>America liberates Afghanistan in World War 3

>Cover can finally open a Hololive branch in Afghanistan

>girls are doxxed and executed anyways by extremists

>>1387541
No they don't, people just assume this shit. Filtering out menheras in japan is playing on easy mode, their menheras are not political. They have almost zero experience with hard mode filtering, which is what EN filtering is.

>>1392746
The people getting cancelled and who's life is ruined, mostly.

>>1392759
What's actually going to happen is we'll get a white sounding girl in gen 2 because she was adopted by and learned to speak from white people, but they'll give it away when all they stream is fighting games and madden

>>1392804
There is another easy way to filter applicants. Don't choose anyone from a country that speaks English natively.
>>1392838
Again, that mostly affects Americans. Who should non-Americans give a shit?

>>1392759
Anon the amount of female black weebs who are not full on woke is in the double digits nationwide.

>>1364058
>cover was wrong to hire her
>talent was wrong to be racist
>en holos were wrong to show solidarity
>Twitter was wrong to exist
>enma did nothing wrong by trying to suppress the entire shitshow
>hero hei did nothing wrong by being on the right side of the issue at all times
>cover, en and the talent all get blown the fuck out
Almost perfect, but Twitter still gets away with it. I prefer genuinely happy endings. Please rewrite the script so that Twitter gets wrecked too.

>>1392841
Better yet, she'd give it away when all she wants to play is fighting games and shonen jump games. Or if her favorite anime is dragonball, gundam wing one piece and black butler.

>>1392870
Anon most female black weebs don't even talk about being female black weebs, most black weebs don't even openly talk about being black weebs in the first place unless they're in a special environment

>>1392850
Fuck that's a good idea, black weeb from Africa. You got a higher chance of getting some nice girl who likes shoujo than a twitter menhera from California.

>>1392888
What's up with western fujos and black butler. They are obssesed with that shit.

>>1392917
I don't know what to tell you about that one, it's just one of those things a lot of them watched one way or another meanwhile I hadn't even heard of it until I talked to some fujos at the time who revealed their power levels

Can you morons stop talking about SJWs and get back to talking about how Aqua is going to starve to death within the next 5 years because she can’t operate a can opener?

>>1392970
She won't starve. As long as there's men around, onion will be able to get her daily protein injection.

>>1392945
Imagine being so young you don't even remember when the anime first premiered.

>>1393056
Back then I was into Index, Gundam 00 and Code Geass, even to this day I've never even watched Black Butler and I had no plans to start.

Pekora will be pregnant

>>1392970
Seriously, fucking hate these derailments. We need more depressing kino

>>1363642
>"The DNA test results came back, and I can now confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt that all of Nene's husbands are the father!"
>cue child support akasupas

>>1393835
I hear Nene is into iCarly, maybe she's taking after miranda 'the ghost of usc' more than we think

>>1393093
Good. Never watch Kuro Shit Soup.

>>1363144
5 years from now Nyanners will throw her current vtuber fanbase under the bus for some new trend, again, and all the fanboy white knights who defend her honor will finally realize they were being told the truth.

>>1363144
It's highly unlikely to happen but Lamy may one day streamsober

>>1394547
Nah, in five years from now Nyanners will have become a pro VA and will regularly do work for Funimation.

3 years from now, Marine will be arrested after she grooms two underage fans of hers into sending her a video of them having sex with each other.

The only solution is to exclusively hire Japanese for the second generation of Hololive. Either that, or just have an ambiguously brown vtuber.

>>1376420
>kiara are 4channers

Didn't realize that posing in a BLM zine was 4chan-core.

>Since the great chinese yab, Coco's yakuza tier 3 subs are in talks with the Reine crime syndicate and Microsoft to buy out hololive
>We will know this has occured when Live2D is made a system app on all windows 10 computers and twitch is blocked by windows defender

>Vtuber content from the big companies will become more and more homogenized and safe and people will lose interest besides idolfags.

>>1376420
Look man, i like the autistic chicken, but her roomate is almost an SJW parody with her posts. Gura, Ame and mayne Mori browse here, that i can believe, Ina, i doubt it.

>>1396095
blackposting awakens the election tourists and internet boomers like nothing else, I already miss the /pbg/ threads on /pol/ but I did promise to stop after inauguration

>>1396193
You mean like right now? When has the idol industry been anything but safe.

>>1371128
Why is Polka there?

How do you guys like my rrats?

>>1363144

>>1383471

>All vtubers from Hololive now out of a job.
>They all get approached by a foreigner wearing a red long sleeved shirt
>its John Schnatter from Papa johns
>"Join my Papa Johns vtuber department and we will retake Japan! You all get the N-word pass too!"
>they all rush to join in
>All streams involve a combination of racial slurs, Papa Johns Pizza taste reviews, and 10 hour feeding sessions of pizza with Coco.

>>1396449
They are ogey

>>1396509
Is that the day of reckoning he mentioned?

>>1363569
>Peko graduation
>Miko graduation
These two really hurt the most to imagine leaving us.

>>1363144
>>1363144
>random day in the future
>cover fucks up real bad
>FBK actually leaves
>All falls down
>Cover ends
>Months pass wothout knowing anything about some of them because there's no roommate account
>Time passes
>(You) are in a thread about roommates (Mods don't care if people dox in this board anymore)
>Almost all of them went iindie and some of them create indie groups to stay united
>(You) are happy again
>(You) contantly update the thread for new info and are searching for stuff
>Some of the members have no information at all
>Some of them never came back to the vtubing scene
>Some of them is just one of them
>Is your Oshi

>>1396449
Now that's an rrat

>>1369486
Yeah, that's the thing about Ina and her roommate. They're just really nice and pleasant. There's nothing to get angry about. There's no drama. It's just peaceful and pleasant times all around.
Nothing ever happens around Ina and that's great.

Also Ina has very, very, very modest breasts, she's not entirely flat

>>1397192
That's a really convoluted way of saying she's boring.

>>1397296
Sorry you need screaming whores to constantly reset your attention clock.

>>1397296
If your idea of entertainment is constant, ear-splitting yelling, maybe.

>>1397317
>she's boring but ina very complex way
>so she's boring?
>AHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD AHHHH FUCK YOU

>>1392891
And that's a really good idea anochama,

>>1397192

Wow. I could've just said she was boring. Ina is the Bob Ross of Hololive EN. A public Access show where she's drawing her art pieces while nonchalantly talking about her life, work and being cute about it. She does have a soothing voice you could fall asleep to while listening or watching.

>>1376040
Are you stoopid

Rats Rats we are the Rats

>>1363236
Can rrats be used for psychological warfare?

>>1398931
of course

>Mori and the new Vsinger Milkyqueen kissed once

>>1398065
desu I never understand the soothing voice shit with women, if I wanted to listen to a soothing voice then I'd listen to fubuki's pegboy

>>1367686
That'll just increase their subs. Also, they'll get flooded with red supas as people try to pay for the Hawaiian wedding that gets announced afterwards. I really hope Marine ends up genuinely happy with whichever girl she marries.

>>1392850
they're probably gonna search across the wall
since the majority of europe its a minefield too.
even ironmouse, whos on the same group as nyanners, would be better than anyone from the states

>>1399779
>since the majority of europe its a minefield too.
The UK and Ireland are not a majority in any way. The rest don't really give a shit about sjw cancer, and the less English proficiency a country has, the less it gives a fuck.

>>1398931
>>1399110
Anon I have literally fought a meme war for the last 2 months on /jp/ and this board and no one even knows it. I have literally spent the last few months burning narratives about a chuuba and spreading rrats and shitposts that present her in a positive light. I never lied the girl is a treasure. It's been so effective I don't even need to fight anymore because she now has actual goslings who will fight for her instead using the rrats and shitposts I created. I did this using all the things we learned about information warfare and meme crafting over last 7 years. All for some VTuber.

No one even knows and the best part is you will all just think I am a schizo. I'm not the only one doing this and we are all stand alone actors.

>>1400178
She will never read your superchat

>>1400205
Good. Why would I want that?

>>1393835
>Idol culture disappears and I don't have to worry about crazy, bucktoothed arsonists anymore

The future is wonderful

>>1400178
>you will all just think I am a schizo.
no I think you did free PR campaing for a e-thot that would never notice you

>>1400312
Actual question but why exactly are you here?

>>1364058
The EN that would care even remotely might be Calli, meanwhile the JPs are allowed to say nigger with impunity, so it's not like they care.

>>1400366
https://youtu.be/Z_rBo-M9MgY
I saw new board announcement.

>>1400497

>>1400525
You also did a good thing presumably your taste isn't abyssal more popular. Which means you've ruined it in the long run. Congratulations.

>>1375691
only one of these won't happen

>>1389007
why not go even further and just make kiara a sisterwife

Korone will get a terrible stomach ache and almost shit herself on air due to eating a bad combination of foods.

>>1402644
we've had Matsuri almost piss herself, Haachama vomiting, it's really a matter of of time before some holoslut audibly shits herself mid stream

>>1364058
>implying twitter hate will actually do anything to change a corporation's mind

>>1402746
That's literally what's destroying Western society right now.

>>1402683
She won't shit herself, she may audibly fart but she'll make it into the bathroom I time.

>>1402835
I know there’s a pandemic going on and all so it’s tough but please for the love of god go outside.

>>1402888
what if she scramble to bathroom but get caught in wires, fall down and then audibly shit herself?
like with loud bubbling sound?

>>1374431
>later down the road
>drawing review stream
>lots of drawings of varying quality
>one catches her attention
>"1 FREE COMFY DRAWING STREAM" with an image of a crudely drawn tako in front of a monitor, pen and tablet in hand
>she pauses for a second
>"how nostalgic anon... thanks"
>you can hear very quiet sniffling in the background before she regains her composure and moves on with the stream

>>1402835
I thought this was true, but then you actually leave the app and realize no one gives a fuck about crybabies who weren't even your potential audience in the first place

>>1403381
>>1402835

>>1400178
I tip my hat sir.

>>1403397
Twitter is not the consensus, but media coverage of Twitter bullshit shapes public consensus.

>>1403589

>china tries to buy hololive
>yagoo refuses
>this leads other jp companies to wall off china, spreading beyond vtubing
>it spreads beyond jp
>china is crushed under the combined weight of our reps
>vtubing hailed as a savior
>so revered that it prevents cringe ass western indies from sullying it with politics and retardation
>it's just cute girls doing cute things for cute goslings
>your oshi notices you

>>1397447
He doesn't know how to say he has yellow fever, please understand.

In the future, psychiatric examinations will be mandatory and /vt/ will die off

>>1369486
>inoffensive
I think you meant Inaffensive

>that birdkun whatever boosting random jap indie chuuba from 0 to 6K+ subs
>chat is 100% english
Granted she only stops streaming for sleep, but still, nice charity op.

>>1404852
zonbko is crazy. Hopefully her subscriber's growth is exponential. I couldn't believe that it was an endurance stream until 10k.

>current year + 5
>every non-holo chuuba tries to copy holoEN including the indies
>only content they make are language learning and eating Mexican food live

>>1405917
god that looks delicious

>>1364058
i hoping EN stay at 1 gen and shouldn't be expand.

>>1400178
Indie or Holo?
Strange, but I respect the dedication.

>>1405935
>>1364058
actually there are some very dedicated weebs among blacks

>>1390883
>currently dating a black man
Wait seriously?

>>1392267
Obama is arab.
>>1390883
>good luck nig,,,nice try

>>1392870
What are you talking about? Most of black weeaboo girls lusts towards white men and hate most of black people.

>>1397038
Watch small companies and the future is now

>>1396449
ogeeey

>>1369486
>She's just... very flat.

>>1400178
I will now pick a chuuba at random and start posting pernicious semi-plausible rrats about her as well as obnoxious falseflag posts pretending to be a fan. I will not rest until there is not a single positive word about her left on this board.

>>1390905
I am now imagining sex with Noel on top.

>>1369486
kek

>>1371180
Happened with EOP yurifags with HoloEN

>>1390905

>>1408621
Women do like this, it's the last vestige of powerlessness they're allowed to get off on

>>1363144
Choobie becomes top vtuber of all time

>>1363144
there will be a successful male vtu-- pffttt hahahahahah
I'm sorry... I couldn't keep a straight face
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

>>1408800
well there's orange

>>1408804
orange is a tranny, as acknowledged by it's creators

>>1408800
Aren't some of the holostars someway succesful?

>>1404852
>>1404908
Japanese female otaku are on another level. This shit is not healthy, this kind of autism is rarely seen in women in the west.

>>1409567
>this kind of autism is rarely seen in women in the west.
Have you considered that you don't fucking see such women in the west because, you know, they're hikkis?

You people are so bizarre.

>>1409701
T-thanks.

>>1409728
Nice

>>1392759

This, 4chan and twitter has really twisted people's world views. People aren't actually all that political outside of very loud internet circles.

>>1402888
I bet it's going to be Ollie, based on past experience. She's going to try and fart only to uncontrollably shit herself. She'll try to play it off, but someone will clip it and get 200k views at least.

>>1410084
>Charge Rifle
What's it going to be called?

>>1396449
Ogey Rrat anon! :)

>>1392731
No, go back to /pol/ with your retarded bullshit

>>1383624
Gonna apply now? Be seeing you, nigger.

>>1403589
nah you're just trying to defend your obsession with literally who tweets

>>1410386
Basically every anon that tries to talk about imaginary backlashes from imaginary people

>>1363236
Delet this

>>1374340
I thought Shien already blew his load on stream?

>>1392917
>Young boy
>Older Butler
>Power Dynamic

Do the math, nigger. Only thing that gets a fujo wetter than normal is pedobait.

>>1397447
From the actual autist: Stop sperging, fag.

>>1395113
Based, suprelit, dooooooooope!

>>1402970
>Screams to cover up the brap noises
>It's not enough

>>1412497
>Stomach Gurgles
>"Oh No!"

>>1364058
They'll never graduate out of solidarity. If they wanted to form a "union" of sort they should have done it when the Taiwan ordeal happened. Now Cover knows they don't have the balls to protect themselves.

>>1363430
I've consumed plenty of japaneae media to know ahe didn't actually had an ending prepared, rather she avoided ending it altogether to keep it interesting.

>>1402683
>Matsuri almost piss herself
Thanks for letting me know. That's a fun clip. The original video seems to be privated though.

>>1416412
did you see matsuri mom stream? it has 45 minutes translated

>>1363236

>>1416519
Nope, I only started discovering Matsuri very recently, but that sounds really interesting, I'll go do that right ahead. Thanks!

>>1363236
the pic is what hurt me more than the post, haachama is a treasure

>>1363236
>Kiara running anti-bullying campaigns around the EU

just what are you trying to do?

>>1402683
>holoslut audibly shits herself mid stream
Are you forgetting about Mori?

>>1417003
poor attempt at containment?

>>1417045
Yes. Who?

>>1364058
cover doesn't hire blacks

>>1380146
I assume their vetting process is good enough to avoid the blatant cases that would engage in this kind of political grandstanding.

>>1376420
>>1396224
it is interesting how browsing the chans helps anons get closer to reality than browsing plebbit/twatter.

>>1417003
Become rrat brokers to later sell to weeb tabloids for a profit.

>>1400178
ugh why are kfpfags so cringe

>>1417046
really all i wanted out of this thread tbqhwymf

This is getting out of hand

>>1408800
I'm sure tokyo ghoul makes more that your oshi

Gura will be the first to graduate

>>1417003
>>1417302
this thread is becoming /v/

Pekora will fall in love with Amelia

>>1363144
What a rollercoaster this will be

>>1364058
This controversy will happen but it'll be people complaining about Flare instead.

>>1367686
Oh yeah this is going to be such a career disaster for both girls involved

>>1408800
the state of holofags

>>1406693
Check her roommate.

>>1364058
>>Other En girls threaten graduation in “solidarity” if Cover doesn’t rehire her
Accurate until this desu, they are poorfags who really don't want to lose their job.

>>1429311
You underestimate the foolishness that a woman with a platform and an audience can commit.

>>1430004
True, I could see Kiara and Mori doing it. Not the rest though.

>>1380574
Didn't she already cut off her own ears during Coco's birthday?

>>1363236
KEK except for
>mori doing anything other than working at a fast food joint poster her shit on sound cloud
Spotted the mori nigger

>>1375691
So you're telling me Tyler1 has a chance???

>>1410997
>forgetting about incest and rape

>>1423800
Proof or black man NTR rrat

>>1363144
peppeloni actualization:
>peppeloni timeline begins: hachama peppeloni--the first impact
>peko peppeloni event--second impact
you are here
>the third impact
>several other JP chuubas and holos peppeloni
>we all peppeloni
>several years pass
>peppeloni slowly impregnates the human language
>seeps deep within every pore and crack of the human mind
>you are older now
>you've come a long way
>you're successful
>you're home right now after a long day of work
>you have a daughter
>"I'm humgry, dad"
"Hi hungry I'm dad. haha"
>"nice to meet you, dad. can we get a peppeloni?"
"sure thing honey, with the peppeloni or with the no? the no one."
>"I want a peppeloni with the no! a domino's cheese pan"
"s-shure"
>phone rings
>[hello this is domino's would you like to order a--]
"uh yeah... I'll have a peppeloni, with the no peppeloni"
>[the cheese pan with the ear?]
"yes that one, thanks"
>the pizza is delivered to your house
>you open the box
>the peppeloni looks very good
>you hadn't realized you were pretty hungry too, I guess you should have said "Hi hungry, I'm hungry, but you can call me dad"
>you pick up the peppelonis away because your daughter doesn't eat them
>you give her a peppeloni
>you pick up your own peppelonis away because you don't eat them either
>you and your daughter enjoy the cheese pan together
>your daughter gives you the ear of her pizza and you eat it
"thanks hungry"
>"no problem dad :)"
>she returns to her room to play apex legends and minecraft for several hours
>and she'll play some more apex tomorrow, she says
they grow up so fast...

>>1363236
You should become a novelist