/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gura asmr when
where the fuck is EN asmr
i'm fucking waiting ame
mori is extra based

i'm starting to like gura

>>1322208
Just accept it anon, my contrarian brain didn't want to fall for the most popular holo but she's too damn cute and it ended up happening anyway

grub toucher

>>1322051
it does sound like she ordered the binaural mic

>>1323896
I will finally get a membership when she gets that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSslJ-DYEis
Her BGM is pretty chill and cute.
I am excited for her original songs.

>>1324732
i hope she releases the full version of this music

last stream was one of my favorite gura streams yet. Why is Terraria so based anons?

>>1324788
Me too.
I also hope she will make more.
I really like her taste in music

Hello friends

eat what you like, enjoy what you like, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

https://files.catbox.moe/74gknj.webm

>>1321681
Good thing I've been way too fucking busy and have a few vods of hers to watch. I love shork.

>>1325257
fatties using someone who regularly starves themselves to excuse their eating habits

>>1324906
It's just a fantastic game. It's similarities to minecraft are barely existent, despite what most people on the internet like to parrot. It's a solid 2d adventure game with crafting and mining elements. The bosses are fun, the exploration is good, the weapons are unquestionably the best part of the game, it really feels fun when you find a shiny new weapon in Terraria. I'm so excited to see Gura play more, and I'm happy she enjoyed it so much, to the point of mentioning it for next week's schedule already.

>>1325822
That's unironically the best way to eat though. Fasting is based. McDonald's is delicious.

>>1325822
It do be like that. One of my coworkers drinks a big gulp every day. Amazes me how some people cam eat so much sugar and not feel unwell.

>taking advice from a 2d anime girl with a 3dpd va who eats baby food

>>1325822
Triggered snob lmao

>>1325966
I can not let this stand.
SQUEAZY FRUIT IS NOT FUCKING BABY FOOD! They are easy to eat and carry fruit that anyone can eat.

>>1326153
if you aren't a fatty I don't care what you eat

What are her and her boyfriend up to today cumbuds?

>>1326250
Busy being on other sides of the ocean and broken up, unlike (you)r oshi who's being cummed inside right now

>>1326250
we're going to the aquarium

I don't think Gura understands the power of the feedback loop of Gura being happy that people are happy that she's happy.

>be (You)
>Gura has finally invited you over to hang out
>you show up, very excited but also nervous
>she lets you in, but to your surprise there's another man already there
>turns out it's her boyfriend, she wants you to fuck him while she watches
>he's sorta effeminate and maybe almost cute so you decide to go for it
>while you're fucking something clicks in the back of your head, actually you really like it
>you tear that ass up
>as you cum you can feel him tighten and convulse on you
>he's orgasmed simultaneously, hands free
>you look over to Gura
>tears are welling in her eyes
>she thought she was into this, she thought ntr was fun
>you just made her boyfriend cum harder than she ever could
>he turns and kisses you passionately
>you look past him, eyes open in the kiss
>looking slyly at Gura
>you don't need her anymore, because her boy is all yours now
Fin.

>>1326250
I'm fucking her as we speak, sorry chumbuds.

>>1326311
You are good chumbud, don't let anyone else say otherwise.

>>1326311
I don't remember posting this

>>1326311
It depresses me that I will never get to see the sheer joy on her face while walking around an aquarium with her for the first time.

>>1326250
>boyfriend
Anon, she's probably just getting pumped and dumped, why do you think she's so depressed?

>>1326450
h-hot?

>>1325822
Three meals a day is a fucking scam meant to enrich Big Food. There are billions of people that fast for an entire month and they keep growing.

>>1326712
we have a variety of food-related schizos in this thread. Fanbase reflects oshi.

>>1326763
whatever dude, live in your dream world while I live in reality and don't settle without the answers

>>1325865
>>1326712
Just be wary and closely monitor your weight, when I tried it I actually gained weight at the end of the month after intermittent fasting.
>>1326763
As long as they concernfag for other anons and not shit up her chat, it's okay.

Gura isn't intermittent fasting. She's just lazy.

>>1326839
Ding ding ding, reminder the shark had mold under a plate because she went weeks without doing dishes.

>>1326839
Her laziness causes her to intermittently fast. Same result, different method.

>>1326915
If you ignore all the snacks, sure.

>>1326879
can you sauce me on that, that's a lifestyle I can identify with

>>1327021
she was talking about it during the mc stram with callie.

>>1326712
based starving african

>>1326450
damn son thats super gay but im happy for you

https://twitter.com/takeru11275/status/1368957370567598082
Klaius... don't look...

>>1327081
GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBAGOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA

>>1327081
he looked...

https://twitter.com/dabidabi76/status/1368885581476892673?s=20
nice

>>1327105
i mean his main complaint was that fan artists in general needed more recognition so guess hes happy with any fan artistes getting some like some sort of dude into gangbangs but with art

>>1327131
it's called getting cucked

>>1327124
Nice crop there twitter.

>>1327143
are gang bangs just mass cuck events then?

>>1326450
Idk kinda gay ngl

the water noises in the new song are so good

Good morning, Gura! I don't know if you really lurk these threads, but if you do get to read this, I hope you have a wonderful day.

>>1328405
Twitter and youtube both have higher rates in the Gura noticed me gacha.

I want hear Gura singing filk music but there's no way in hell she's even heard of such obscure bullshit.

>>1327124
Stop lewding Gura, Gura

>>1327151
>slight cameltoe
UUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>>1325257
>eat what you like, enjoy what you like, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Those are some words to live by. If 4chan was a sentence, this would be it. How can one person be so based?


>>1322208
I've just recently discovered about Gura and I think I'm falling in love...
What a top tier waifu, and a top tier person overall.

>>1329233
i really love her positive attitude.

>>1329215
I kneel both to the japs and to Gura.

I kinda started to appreciate slowly her holding back on showing her power levels in degenaracy
Feel like lately she's hitting a balance, and getting into her own personalitywise as Gura, even if the content itself is still stock (but that's hardly only a issue with her)

>>1329573
>tfw you will never have Gura's barefeet rub on your dick, driving you to climax
Why exist?

>>1329684
>even if the content itself is still stock (but that's hardly only a issue with her)
Are you a haaton?

So what are her and her boyfriend up to today cuckbuds?

>>1329233
Gura pushing that "do what thou wilt" shit... turbo based and occultpilled

>>1330218
we went to the aquarium

>>1325865
"Fasting" isn't when you continually just don't get a proper amount of nutrition. It's something that can be healthy if you do it periodically while having a healthy diet most of the time. And McDonald's is fine sometimes, but again, it's still important to make sure to get something approximating proper nutrition in general.

Let's not go full retard and act like encouraging unhealthy habits is "defending" her in any actually helpful sense.

>>1330369
This is a common misinterpretation of the Thelemic axiom "do what thou wilt," by the way. It's not about blindly following every base impulse; it's about self-actualization and uncovering your "true self."

>>1330624
>it's about self-actualization and uncovering your "true self."
did you listen to the clip or not

>>1330732
Yeah I really don't think it relates much to the Thelemic concept of True Will since she's just talking about tastes, but she didn't really say anything wrong there, at least as long as we don't take the "eat what you like, enjoy what you like, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise" to a retarded extreme of unhealthy habits like some people in the thread are

>>1330624
>implying doing what you like and enjoying yourself shamelessly means following "every base impulse"
Bro, haven't you ever noticed that you nut harder if you don't fap for a couple days? Proper fullblown degenerate hedonism takes restraint.

>>1330890
That's why Gura should eat healthy in general and only eat McDonald's sometimes. The high of toxic chemicals will hit her harder that way

>>1326450
I normally hate NTR, why does this make me so hard?

By the way, Gura said she's trying to eat more before streams, so she deserves credit for that. She's being a good girl and working on developing healthier habits

We're in the midst of the Gura becoming healthier arc. This is what I live for.

her old channel is pure SOUL. Why doesnt Yagoo allow her to be shitfaced on stream

>>1331193
>>1331468
Ganbatte Gura!

>>1323896
KU100 or just a normal biurnal mic?
Normal is actually better since it allows you to do heartbeat and ear cleaning at the same time.

>>1331641
i think she got the entry-level 3dio. she does use a neumann for her normal vocal mic though.

>>1330890
Not him but It's not worth it. I started having frustration/anger issues with that, on top of random boners in public. It's overall much better to do it everyday.

>>1331821
>>1331641
Last she mentioned it, she said it was on back order. Probably the same with her new PC, COVID completely fucked all electronics distribution.

>>1332295
This stuff depends so heavily on the person that any blanket advice is useless. Do what works for you.

I dont't know how much longer I can go one bros

I already miss her

uoohhh

https://files.catbox.moe/mv0fs9.mp4
oiiiiii

>>1331468
That guy who superchatted her to say he's been doing his /fit/ reps definitely made her think about doing her own reps.

>>1333988
I like that you can still see her twintails under the shark hat.

>>1334482
the fins on her shark hat are to make space for them and the shark hairpins

>>1326450
tfw no jay bf

>>1328666
i think she would have fun with it

https://youtu.be/bwB5dfHnK_M?t=2597

>>1336888
My day has been made.

>>1322051
ame has dogs asmr is probably hard to do with all the barking

>>1336888
how does she do it??

>>1327124
this

>>1341368
holy shit

>GOOOOOOD MORNING ARSTOTZKA
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH
Kino and based

>>1342509
Holy shit that's funny as fuck but that drawing of her is giving me some serious uncanny valley feels.

>>1343765
Maybe because gura looks too out of place.
Like she was drawn in a different art style.
Or her body has werid proportions.

>>1342509
this guys art style is very eerie

>>1343835
first thing I noticed was how she was standing. Looks like she should be falling backwards.

>>1344167
Maybe the artist needs to do more gesture drawing practice

>>1344241
R E P S

Lads, just how can she be so personable, clever, and talented? Just how?

>>1337205
just put them down so we can have asmr jeez ame you selfish CUNT

>>1345290
Do you think her dogs urinate and defecate all over the inside of her dwelling as do Brittany Venti’s cats?

>>1345312
they probably urinate and defecate all over inside her fucking MOUTH

I can't stand the chat always being on screen on that terraria stream. It's so fucking shit, I don't want to be forced to watch a million losers spam memes or backseating.

I love Gura!!!

>>1344167
Her tail is holding her up.

>>1345991
Should change to /vt/

>>1343835
her fingers are too long but other than that it looks fine
the problem has to do with shading

>>1345760
You're not wrong.

>>1345991
idk i feel like yuri and pregnancy diet are kinda contradictory.

>>1345760
That was one of the nicest things about EN so far, not having chat on the screen so I didn’t see cringe in my peripheral vision
Not as bad as seeing English typed in a JP holo chat but still annoying

>>1349047
>he doesn't know about the magic yuri babies

>>1349066
fuck meant for >>1348997 obviously

Will she stream today or take another break day?

>>1349353
toss a coin

>>1325865
Fasting feels good as fuck. Nothing better than OMAD for that spicy feeling

>>1326203
Based opinion

>>1332295
>anger issues because you don't fap for a few days
Sorry to say but I think you're porn addicted.

>>1345353

>>1345760
It's easy to not look at chat and having it means I can fullscreen without having to change back when I care about chat.

>>1345760
she has to read it
you'd better read it too

>>1345760

>>1352367
lololol

hehe fin

i have an idea for a new fan name
You can all be Gwar Guras Anikis or Onii-chans or Nii-chans for short.
Take that Nii and at Gwar Guras initals to it and your new name is niggers

>>1354572
how long did it take you to think of this?

>>1352367
ngl desu tb h that's m f based a f senpai bro

>>1349066
that's kinda BLESSED

>>1349066
Is that a thing, anon? In anime, and games?

that smug grin has me in stitches

people who don't like memes like the meme shark?

>>1354572
Wow, what a comedy, I am literally dying of laughter right now, pls help.

>>1355242
mostly a /u/ meme i think but don't nanoha and fate have a kid in one of the sequels?

All I want is for Gura to be happy...

>>1355431
You being happy makes Gura happy. Do your happiness reps.

>>1352367
To the funny farm...

When's gawr?

:Gura reclining deeper.

https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

hurry the fuck up with some new costumes or approve some JP collabs Enma.

And for god sakes, one of the talents needs to take charge of EN and push an honest to gods event in collaboration with ID.

>>1355738
Her numbers were never sustainable, and she's still the most popular holo and with the most growth

>>1355738
ogey

>>1345760
It sucks, and maybe it is just me, but I hate it when streamers have chat on screen, obnoxious overlays/borders, and drop everything to read donations.

Chat being on screen just gives attention seekers a reason to act up.

Overlays, and borders are either pointless or obnoxious. (Only exception being if facecam or model are getting in the way.)

Dropping everything to read donations just brings everything to a grinding halt.

I really don't understand why that stuff has become the standard for streamers. That stuff just drags down the stream if you ask me.

>>1355738
Why are numberfags like this? She's doing fine. She got a massive boost from the start that wasn't going to be sustainable.

Streamers don't get the same level of growth as uploaders do.

>>1355738
she's doing great. i don't think she needs constant unrelenting growth. do you?

Gura wants a smaller chat so she can read and interact with "attention seekers".

>>1355928
The people she wants to interact with aren't the children spamming

what would you do if SEX
huh
did you ever think about that anon
i bet yo mamas ass you havent
gay boy

>>1352367
>cock
dw, he was just talking about Kiara

>>1356042
No thanks I'm saving my SEED for Gargoyla.

>>1355825

Most popular = most views, and she doesn't have the most views on her. She's beaten out by Pekora, Marine, and recently Miko, and even Calli.

All verifiable by socialblade.

If her goal is a smaller chat and less views, she's getting there. But she's not most popular anymore.

>>1356187
ogey

>>1356198
rrat

>>1356187
>she's not most popular anymore
And that's a good thing. Stop being a numbersfag for once in your goddamned life, and realize she never wanted to be the most popular or have the most views.

>>1356301
The saddest part is she's clearly not allowed to say she doesn't want to be popular, but you can hear it oozing from her voice anyway.

>>1356381
i'm not sure whether she doesn't want to be popular or whether she thinks she doesn't deserve to be popular, but it feels bad to think about either way.

>>1356381
More like she doesn't give a shit about anything. She hasn't even upgraded her PC six months in despite it making games look like absolute dogshit (see >>1336888 ), yet people think she cares about numbers?

>>1356574
Backordered. Backordered. Backordered. Backordered. Backordered. Backordered. Backordered.

Is Sen actually retarded or does she just act that way for the lulz?

>>1356574
>someone who spends all their day on a PC not wanting to upgrade their PC
I doubt it, >>1356589 is probably right.

>>1356589
Then at least buy a fucking second hand 2080 so your video encoding doesn't look like dogshit. She sees something is backordered and gives up now that she has an excuse. She doesn't even have an order on anything. This also doesn't explain her apathy of fixing issues that don't involve backorders - her chair (plenty of them aren't fucking backordered), her capture card setup, and now even her nightbot settings. She literally couldn't be bothered to even fix nightbot so instead she has to pause her stream to manually ban people. It's insane how little effort Gura puts into anything.

>>1356623
She's mentally 15.

>>1356668
https://files.catbox.moe/dpm0ue.mp4

>>1356187
I don't care and neither does she but just to shut you up last 10 VODs average views
Gura 498k
Marine 404k
Pekora 366k

>>1356686
so is everynyan on this board

>>1356668
sure. just tear up a working production system, because this dumb fucking nigger who's never been responsible for anything more consequential than a gaming PC, says so.

>>1356668
Take ur meds lmao

>>1356623
Who?

>>1358245
lmao yeah I'm sure that's the reason, which is why literally everyone else in EN has upgraded their PCs while Gura hasn't lifted a finger

>>1358245
Damn, I can't believe Ina is a 'dumb fucking nigger who's never been responsible for anything more consequential than a gaming PC" considering she did exactly what I described with a 3080.

I love Gura so much bros...

Friendly reminder that Gura is an actual factual real life Disney princess and should be treated as such.

Gura being lazy and having lots of learned helplessness is part of her charm.

>>1359090
Hey, me too!
>>1359151
I agree, that's why chat should refuse to backseat even when asked, I love seeing her bumbling around in a game, but I'm conflicted since it did save terraria.

>>1359201
>ever refusing a direct request from Gura
Are you sane?

How often do you think she showers?

>>1359250
She seems to prefer baths so I'd say about every 3-4 days.

>>1358245
They have enough money to build a new one from scratch with the latest meme equipment like a 5950X and 3090/6900XT.

>>1359085
>picking the one holo who openly eschews revenue and had numerous cancellations and postponements due to poor IT planning as his counterexample
what did the dumb fucking nigger mean by this?

>>1359229
>not refusing her requests to see cute pouty Gura
Are you?

The real question is, when the computer she ordered eventually arrives, how long is it going to sit untouched before she bothers opening the box and setting it up?

>>1359329
probably a month.

Is she gaming today?

>>1359466
unlikely but not without precedent.

>>1322208
Will gura ever like us?

>>1359266
>is an adult
>still small enough to comfortably fit in a bathtub

>>1326450
I would've liked it more if i could choke her while fucking j@¥

>>1359573
Gura only likes people who chat things she likes during her lives, sorry.

>>1359350
eh, i dont know. she told once that she dropped an egg in the sink, in the sink was a sponge..and a dish. onme day she took the dish out of the sink to use it since it looked clean, just to find a sponge black and white with mold. chat asked how long the dish was raseing on that sponge soaked with that egg she dropped, and she said 5 weeks.

5 weeks is considered guras reaction time to anything.
i dont want to know how it reeks in her home.

>>1359849
yeah, i actually based my estimate on how long it took me to put a new work PC into production because her habits are similar to mine.

>>1359350
eh, i dont know. she told once that she dropped an egg in the sink, in the sink was a sponge..and a dish. one day she took the dish out of the sink to use it since it looked clean, just to find a sponge black and white with mold. chat asked how long the dish was resting on that sponge soaked with that egg she dropped, and she said 5 weeks.

5 weeks is considered guras minimum reaction time to anything.
i dont want to know how it reeks in her home.

>>1359883
It was 3 weeks minimum, you absolute troglodype.

>>1359875
whoops, ive deleted my post because of phone posting fag errors

>>1359898
thats not exactly making it any better. after 2 weeks that shit would already play the jurassic park theme

Seeing how Gura lives made me realize I was falling for the same shit, don't forget to do your dishes chumbud.

>>1360361
No. Unlike her, I always run water after putting egg in the sink.

Gura is too lewd for her own good and I'm pretty sure she does it on purpose.

I want to make fun of Gura for the egg thing, but one time I forgot to wash the rice cooker and opened it to a face full of mold.

>>1360571
ALL
OVER
THE
GLASS

>>1360571
Don't make it weird.

>>1360571
Of course not, she's a good shark
https://streamable.com/ci1t3y

Why is it so hard to find a stinky neet to coexist with when even one of the most popular vtubers is one. Shit I just want someone to mope around all day with as our living conditions slowly deteriorate
thats the dream man

>>1360658
Stinky neets don't make tinder profiles.

ich bin schlampe

>>1356819

now check for the last 30 days fool.

>>1360658
Basically what >>1360702 said. It's hard to find people like this because people like this don't make themselves easy to find. They exist, sure as shit, but that first step is the challenge.

>>1360658
>I just want someone to mope around all day with as our living conditions slowly deteriorate
based

>>1360702
>>1360767
I see. Sorry I don't seek out much of the secret lore.

>>1360702
And even if they did, they'd end up finding someone way more attractive than anyone posting on this board

>>1359757
Sorry for what?

>>1360658
If you don't care about sex there's plenty of guy NEETs to waste away with as roommates

>>1360894
Female standards are ridiculously high, so that's not surprising.

>>1359599
My bathtub is 180cm long. I sit in it nicely. Soviet houses man.

>>1360993
There's no way people who say this don't have ridiculously high standards themselves.

>>1360985
It's much harder than you'd believe to find one and I'm not doing some adopt a neet r9k BS

didn't mean to steer off topic with degeneracy

>>1361003
God I wish I had a tub like that, and deep enough to go to my neck while sitting

Where the fuck is Gura? Has she bought a new chair finally? her becoming a hunchback is not fun perspective.

>>1361022
I don't think I do, just don't be fat is all I ask.

>>1361003
I would try to drown myself in a tub like that

>>1360993
>>1361022
It's not even that standards are high, there's just so much to choose from for any girl above a 3 on dating apps. I know two girls that are literally gamer NEETs and just averagely attractive. The amount of likes they get on Tinder would make your head spin.

>>1361031
Honestly, bro, I'm just glad people are talking in here. I don't want to speak for everyone, but I feel like this thread can be as much like "shit chumbuds like" as it is a dedicated Guraposting thread. If everyone here likes Gura it's to be expected that a lot of us will have similar interests and think in similar ways, so I feel it's natural for us to discuss those kind of things here. Sometimes I tack on irrelevant Gura images when I'm offtopic to soften the blow a little for people who care lol

>>1361265
how will people know I'm not a tourist if I don't tack on a Gura image
>>1361031
I guess. I've always assumed most NEETs live with their parents so finding one that wants to live with someone else is probably pretty hard.

When is she getting a 3D model?

>>1361265
You're a decent sort anon. I tend not to save images at all anymore so I mash gelbooru-random page-random picture if I need to seem on topic
>>1361345
The market for autismbux hikki is even smaller still...

>>1361349
sooner than you think.

>>1361643
I think they're all getting one as part of the 6 month anniversary.

>>1361686
japan studio rrat sellers on suicide watch

>>1361349
someone already made a super high quality model but it's private

>>1326450
>>you tear that ass up
lmao. I can't hear this type of shit without thinking about those gay raps.

>>1361854
Fully modeled and textured pussy and anus mesh, I hope?

>>1362852
And feet hopefully with toenails painted blue

I'm working on a tribute video thing for Gura for waifufags. I need a song to sync the music with the images. Something upbeat and cheery, but is related to Gura. I was thinking brain power, but it didn't quite fit. Anyone have any suggestions?

>>1363546
Ride on Time

>>1361265
I like how this implies oshis are like zodiac signs

>Gura is on break
>there are people ITT not using the time she's given us to make content of her
NGMI
https://files.catbox.moe/bv3thk.mp4

>>1364135

>>1364135
I ugly laughed. Thanks, anon.

>>1361031
They so fucking cute together, fuck.

>>1364135
I love this dumb shork! Fuck you for that ending though

>>1361854
That's really good, even bothered to make bloop.

Is Gura ever going to be able to end streams without saying bye 30 times?

>>1361686
It's gonna be outfits, not even ID that's closer have any 3D models yet.

>>1364724
It's cute how she does that

>>1364724
I hope so. You're going to call me a fag for this but it actually annoys me.

>>1363546
Pretty sure she's mentioned liking link related, which has a few versions that might be decent for your application.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqps4anhz0Q
A different version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpDtMpSnr9E
Another banger from MuseDash (kinda lewd iirc):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00hlkW0u3U
I feel like this one has the energy you're looking for but my JP is too scuffed to tell wtf it's about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auaHYq0b46g

>>1364787
fag

>>1363840
Fanbase reflects oshi isn't a meme. It's true.

>>1364787
LITERALLY homosexual

>>1364787
I think this is less you being a fag (which is still true) and more you having debilitating autism.

No, YOU hang up

>>1364965
I wish her being unwilling to beat dead horses wasn't stopping us from getting cleaning streams while she mocks us for sticking around.

>>1364965
it's literally so cute, how could anyone hate it

Is Gura ever going to be able to start streams without saying hello 30 times?

>>1365001
Anyone who doesn't like it can leave at that point since it's the end of the stream, there's no downside

Is Guawr Gormba going ever able to be started 30 streams without saying streams 30 times?

>>1364965
big shork is so cute

tiny shark <<<<<<<<<<< big shark

>>1326668
Gura is carrying baggage from a previous life. She was once a great whiie shark thousands of years ago she fell in love with a whale shark, but posiden cut the whale shark into a million pieces and scattered them across the galaxy. Now guras lover returns to her in the form of views. So close yet so far away and no longer whole. Now you know the true nature of gura and her chumbuds.
Truly a bitter sweet existence.

>>1365343
I cri evrytiem

I...I miss her.

>>1363546
Konosuba ending

>>1365343
Doesn't she unironically have family troubles

https://files.catbox.moe/lwqe7c.mp4
tfw you will never be a little tiny baby microphone

>>1365343
She loves big guys

>>1326450
Why are you guys like this?

>>1365343
So she likes us?

>>1334898
Who the fuck is that?

>>1354212
why is there an australian flag on the board?
what am i missing

>>1365613
Tranny nigger with ocean spanning cock.

>>1365629
kiara recently moved back home to australia.

>>1365402
Sorry bro, she's on a date with me

>>1326668
>>1365343
Shes heavily implied on stream that her family doesn't talk to her anymore for whatever reason. Also her roomate has live through some hard stuff.

>>1365726
Stalking doesn't count.

https://youtu.be/hUAd3O5NkwA?t=203

Another plus of Gura doing chores at the end of every stream would be that the chores would get done

>some people in here going on about her pc setup and sociopolitical bullshit
me i just enjoy her content because i think shes genuinely funny, entertaining and charismatic unlike all the others

>>1365919
Yeah shes but shes actually sad, she talks on stream about depressing stuff out of nowhere.

Marine is a better entertainer than Gura

>>1365919
don't be mean to her friends

>>1365402
>>1365396
https://youtu.be/Gmrh42foUsg
Have a round of KFC mash potatoes from a straw on me anon.

I'm waiting for my oshi's schedule.

>refer to Gura by her old name
>deleted
Unironically neck yourselves you faggot jannies

>>1365935
unfortunate

>>1365949
i like amelia but i dont want to watch any of her content

>>1365727
Lol, did you get that just from when she says she misses her family?

>>1365994
Based meidos. You get what you fucking deserve.

>>1365980
Three more days of break!

>>1366023
Nah, she'll post it tomorrow.

>>1365831
how did she die on the first fight my sides

>>1365577
Is it supposed to have no sound?

Everyone knows before there was Gawr Gura she went by Blahaj Blast

>>1366017

>>1352367
nice

>>1366148
Reminder that she asked her bro what does "abayo" means, she's LITERALLY HERE

>>1352367
Gura banning those guys live on air was pretty based, ngl.

>>1366182
coupons got containment breached ages ago

>>1366004
she said some stuff during a minecraft stream months ago about thinking that "back in atlantis" they probably don't miss her. it's hard to speculate what she was talking about exactly and there have been dozens of interpretations projected onto that.

>>1366182
She also drew the famous rrat hammerhead from here, but you have to remember that part of her job is using twitter and many twitter drones cross pollinate 4chan and twitter.

>>1366281
To answer that guras past lover was cut into aa million pieces by poseidon because he stole posidens trident and gave it to gura so she could escape atlantis and walk among mortals.

Can we talk about gura's cute little bum?

>>1366004
Not that. During a Minecraft stream she implied her family does not talk her, she hasn't seen them in who knows how long and wonder if they miss him.

>>1366474
I don't see why not?

>>1366186
Gura asserting dominance

is it depressing Gura clips time again
https://streamable.com/znicmi

Anyone got the depressed-tired looking gura?
Not >>1333988 , it's close mouthed

>>1366366
was the "abayo" incident before or after the "sharkmeido" superchat incident? the coupon comes up on the second page of google image results for sharkmeido.

>>1366508
listen here motherfucker I'd like to be mad but to be honest I actually lol'd a little

>>1366474
>ywn playfully bite Gura's pert little buttcheeks
I'm gonna just pretend it doesn't hurt. I'm fine.

>>1366366
>Gura
>Using twitter
Though honestly she probably does use it more than her profile shows. She's usually aware of whatever popular thing is happening like the EVA movie.

>>1366557

>>1366588
a lot of her humor and meme awareness is very twitteresque. and it would be a mistake to assume that her use of @gawrgura is her only or even main use of twitter.

Gawr Gura full Everywhere At the End of Time listen stream when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc

>>1366585
oh fuck I completely didn't notice the sound part LOL, i forgot to clip that out after saving. my bad

>>1366587
Not quite the one I'm looking for, they're kinda looking to the left rather than at the viewer
Might be an Amelie picture and I'm just misremembering

>>1366642
https://files.catbox.moe/21f6on.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/jpp9bc.png
This is all I have of sad Gura, time to grab more.

>>1366798
>https://files.catbox.moe/21f6on.jpg
That's the one!
Thanks anon, it's my current feel

>>1366838
oh, sorry. i'd have posted that one but you said "left".

>>1366895
Yeah, I got it mixed up with another one

>>1366587
I like to watch my oshi suffer

https://youtu.be/sRYDsN4NkKM
What is your favorite Gura song chumbuds?

>>1369497
https://youtu.be/vlhYdusyFZE

>>1369497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPIENFDNSok

i cri

>>1370412
Damn makes me tear up instantly. Too beautiful

>>1369497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaN0n4F19Rk
Call me simple but I really enjoyed her singing cruel angel's thesis. I think it's a good mix of her vocals and her having fun while singing.

>>1369497
She seemed to enjoy singing wellerman
So that's my current favorite

>>1369497
https://files.catbox.moe/z155wt.mp3
FUYU BIYORI.

>>1369497
can't help falling in love, but fly me to the moon and part of your world are very close and it's hard to decide.

https://files.catbox.moe/7u1s14.m4a
https://files.catbox.moe/fwz32d.m4a
https://files.catbox.moe/pjdu6c.m4a

>>1369497
SANTA BABY

BA DOO BI DOO

>>1369497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc39S6hdYpk
She sings it like the song was made for her. Absolutely exudes brattyness

>>1369497
https://youtu.be/so6PQodG5uU
>Gura is an animal and nature lover

ahahaha. ask 9 chumbuds what's her best song, get 11 answers

>>1371824
Not her best, their favorite.
It's different.

>>1371899
i agree but it didn't roll off the tongue the same way

>>1369497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqLCVG7EoTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnmfv6RVWP4
A bunch of my favorites are already listed, goes to show how many good ass covers she has.
I would give my left nut for her to try her hand at lay me down.

>>1369497
https://streamable.com/xb3k2k
Sota is one of my fav. But I think her best song is part of your world.

did gura successfully brainwash you into playing rhythm games? don't you want to listen to songs and push buttons? it's very easy. you push the buttons when it tells you to. on higher difficulties it just tells you to push them more often.

>>1372296
Haha... no.. I don't play Osu every day... no... I don't think about it all the time... no... I'm not addicted... no... it wasn't brainwashing... no... I like the click the circles... yes... the circles... yes.. the circles... yes... click... click.. click...

>>1372591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik3UZB0bGKw
POV: you haven't full combo'd Chameleon even though you've played it like 50 fucking times and Miku has finally gotten tired of your shit

>>1345991
>Pregnancy, Ame and yuri
This is a rrat I can ogey behind.

we made it to page 10! time to post weird shit

someone tell Gura that her pizza is ready

>>1373065
not enough shark essence

>>1373091
o heck my bad... I'll add some more shork broth, hopefully that will help?

>>1373232
i'm scared

>>1373408
Don't worry, anon. That's just the effects of the /weirdposting/. It's similar to Watson's Concoction, should wear off sooner than later. Nothing to be concerned about.

>>1373408
>>1373650
Unless... Wait.. Anon? How many did you take?..

>>1360361
I'm not as bad as Gura because I do dishes at least once a week. On the flip side, I'm just doing them out of necessity because I only have a weeks worth of plates.
How do I become one of these people who washes the dishes after every use? I want to do that, but I never feel like doing chores right after eating.

>>1373758
have literally 1 plate and one cup then you'd have to do it atleast 2 times a day

>>1373758
Maybe clean as you go? I like to wash knives and dishes while I'm waiting on something at the stove to finish. I also generally try to minimize dish and utensil use.

cya next thread, space cowboy

It was a pleasure