/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>13585993
It has to be the pink one

>>13585993
>This thread
kek

>>13586075
I meant the *orange* one

>>13585993
the man looking one

>>13586146
there will be another hag, and i will gosling

>hoping for
A hag
An oneesan
One who likes horror
One who likes music that isn't shit
5 people that know opsec
>what my life experience tells me I'm going to get
No voice matches the character
Basic interests
Minecraft
Apex
Month 1 male collabs
3/5 Google level boyfriends within a day of debut 5/5 within a month
Please God let me be wrong one time in my life

>>13585993
I'm so sorry annon...
They're all cunnies

they WONT have a boyfriend
they WONT have a dog die
they WONT have a boyfriend
they WONT have a dog die
they WONT have a boyfriend
they WONT have a dog die
they WONT have a boyfriend
they WONT have a dog die
they WONT have a boyfriend
they WONT have a dog die

someone post the rooselvelt hagpasta

The loli is the Hag

>>13586438
After the tweet they made about the failing auditions of the 2 characters they posted and the announcement being less then 12 hours before the first debut, something tells me this is just a emergency filler gen to fill the gaps in the case someone graduates (it will probably happen next year)

Come here anon, I just received a new package of Copium

I dare to dream, so all of them.

>>13586075
I want it to be the dragon,

>>13587324
Jesas

botan, watame, noel, flare, mio, korone, fubuki.. we really should call all hagchads and make our own threads again.

>>13585993
This is important thread! I personally hope there is at least one hag and that it's the sword one. I wouldn't mind if the mask girl ended up being a hag but that seems kinda far fetched.

>>13587324
>lolibaba
god i hope so

no gigantic titty mommy means no hype.

Nijisanji EN wave 10 is gonna destroy Hololive Gen 6.

>>13590167
gacha

>>13587324
> Lolibaba
> Picrel
At least use the right pic, anon

>>13590263
If they didn't go down the cunny path the demon girl would've made a good fat titty demon mommy with big fucking horns if her design was altered
but japan is japan

Apparently this was a rejected design. Sasuga Cover making the worst design choices.

>>13591197
IRYS...

chads i need help in making rhymes, so far i have
>founder of my pounder
>ceo of my touch-and-grow
what about for researcher and janitor?

>>13586438
is this the hopium anchor post?
i would like a holo who play Yu-Gi-Oh! please.
rogue/card game in general will be great too

>>13585993
cute and funny is a hag

>>13594728
That is not how this works. You have been lied to.

2049 is shit

>>13591197
or it was so good they decided to split it into irys and kronii

possibly...

>>13590960
Rushia's not quite a loli.

>>13595199
And still inferior to this...

>>13597837
>lower half
Oh jesas

>>13587816
>After the tweet they made about the failing auditions of the 2 characters they posted

This tweet doesn't exist

>>13599813
It's closer at least and beside, Festival is not a hag

>>13585993
If I had to guess, I would say the bird

>>13585993
there has to be more hags
we need more breedable hags, less nasty menheras
i hope that it's the blonde

All but one of them are hags m8

>>13592178
>i would like a holo who play Yu-Gi-Oh! please.
Most of the Holos have played and/or watched YGO.
Your beef is with Konami, who won't fucking give permissions.

>>13590167
Laplus Darkness - lolibaba.
Takane Lui - career-oriented hag, she is confident most of the time, but sometimes she show her vulnerable side, without realizing it.
Hakui Koyori - hag that loves teasing her audience. May result in disabled monetisation on some videos, but she will still go for it, just for fun.
Sakamata Chloe - hag, trying too hard to appear young again. Will act like tsundere, because thats how she was decades ago.
Kazama Iroha - really chill hag, think "wine aunt". Expect lots of drinking zatsudans.
I think this is it for me, I shouldn't have been taking so much copium...

>>13585993
Did someone say hag? Loli? Did Hololive not deliver? Don't worry anon, I've got something for (you)!
https://youtu.be/gk19tjS1hbg
This CUTE spider is a HAG with a CUTE! voice and is a total DORK. Guaranteed without boyfriend! (likes Revolutionary Girl Utena = lesbian)
Give her a watch, you won't regret it!

>>13586438
>Unironically triggered by male collabs
It won't happen ever but dear lord I hope and pray it does just so you, specifically you seethe. And I hope it's roberu for even more salt in the wound.

>>13612782
kill yourself homobeggar
no one wants to watch girl interacting with some disgusting m*le
chuubas belong to their audience alone

>>13612685
I love this dork like you wouldn't believe.
Hope she gets that Casio Loopy she wanted soon.

>>13612685
I've seen some dorky hags in my time, but this hag may be the dorkiest of all

>>13585993
>>13604271
It has to be the bird. She wants to Learn English for Overseas viewers.
What group of Japanese are desperate enough to gaijin hunt? Exactly, Office Ladies.
She's looking to fill her dusty womb before it's too late. And I will save her

>>13612882
eh, when it comes to hags anon... i dont mind botan for example

>>13612882
>sharing your oshi with thousands of other viewers
Fucking cuck

>>13612782
Image being a literal faggot in public

>>13612685
sounds like a cake.

>>13603721
Can't unsee..

>EOPs flood chat
>Create shit memes
>Filtered over debut week
>Leaves
>Shit memes become defining characteristic
Will this happen to our hag?

>>13612685
Spooderhag is able to 100% every game with zero deaths (tentative). Check out her crazy 6 hour Dankey Kang speedrun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeFX0OZVH8A

>>13616671
Show me a cake that still remembers DOS games. This is prime dry-aged hag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4OUkKVAP_s

>>13618332
en hag... dont get my hopes up anon...

>>13618332
She can rap too, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPavWi_qsJ4

>>13618475
She can rap too, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPavWi_qsJ4 [Embed]

wigger shit isnt attractive to hags in general. but i get the shilling gesure anon, i will watch

Lui has to be a hag...she HAS to be..

>>13597837
What's wrong with her legs? She really is Holobird with that chicken legs.

>>13612782
I don't want it to be Roberu because I don't want these WHORES corrupting my son.

>>13619418
I really don't see the problem.

>>13617172
its a guarantee at this point

>>13619418
>takes off dress shoes
>toenails are hawk talons
My dick if.

>>13618047
She's so cute

>>13619418
Kronii has a similar problem. She's just wearing a skirt so it's not as obvious.

>>13597837
Her hips look like a plumbing fixture

>>13590167
Hakui Koyori - Nyanners
Sakamato Chloe - Snuffy
Kazama Iroha - Hime

>>13629541
>Kazama Iroha - Hime
Nyanners and Snuffy, I kind of see. But Hime, nah. That's a reach even by /vt/'s standards. She's Japanese Ame.

>>13629986
I was originally gonna compare all of them to Vshojo but I got stuck on the first two ironically, since all I could think of for Takane Lui is that she somewhat has the same hair colour as Iron Mouse and that's basically it

>>13629372
I will unclog her pipes

bump x3

I'd like to wish my wife a very happy 34th birthday. Pic unrelated of course, I don't know what you're talking about jannies.

>>13612685
does she have other vtuber siblings? looks familiar

>>13585993
they are all hags anon

>>13638307
i- .. yes.. of course...
of course...

I want to believe