/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Just wait zoomer it'll happen to you too. Father time will give you the beating your regular father should have.

i can save her

>>13548867
Being impaled on my dick 24/7 will take its toll on anyone's body.

>>13548867
It's just what happens when you get older anon. I threw out my back picking myself up from under a truck and it took me 2 months until my full range of motion back.

It helps if you're not a fat sack of crap, so basically you're all screwed when you reach your 40's.

>tfw 28 and feel myself getting physically slower when going up some stairs

>>13548867
MADE FOR CONCERN
How do we save her

>24
>Still absolutely 0 physical problems
Maybe it's because I did sports between 16-22? I got fat during the pandemic though, I should fix that

>>13549694
impregnate her over and over

>>13549703

>24

Yeah no, this shit starts around 30 and rapidly so.

>people younger than 40 complaining about their physical condition
Should've take better care, anon...

>>13549638
Just do exercises 15 mins a day.

>>13548867
She will die before 30

>>13550380
She's past 30

>>13550427
Bullshit. Must be late 20's.

>>13548867
Gura is a fat lazy blob, so no wonder she have troubles doing basic human activities.
t. fixed my exploding knees by losing weight before it was too late

>>13549703
>24
please, zoom zoom, you don't know what you're talking about yet.
>>13552394
kek.

>>13549703
-1

>36
>other than little pops and a few aches now and then, nothing really bad happening yet.
>probably due to cushy job that wasn't physically demanding
>meanwhile everyone I know that worked much more physical jobs have something fucked up about them.
>buddy in hvac has had a fucked knee for 10 years

bros i'm scared, it's coming no matter what, i'm just delaying the inevitable

>>13548867
Gura unironicaly needs to lift. She is far too frail, cardio too for when she eventually gets 3d and has to dance.
Lifting would also help Mori with her back pain, she already goes to the gym but just for cardio.
Kiaras shoulder pain seems to be an actual injury so lifting might not help it, but it could.
Ame and Ina don't seem to have any physical problems. They are both super unfit though.
t. /fit/ anon.

>>13548903
Yes but it'll likely happen when he's older and not on his late 20's like a certain energy drink bingig shark

>>13553033
A cushy, non-physical job mean you're feeling fine now, but you're also more fragile than those who do physical jobs. One day you'll stand up too fast, or walk down stairs too quickly, or maybe lift a heavy package and you're done for.

>>13549638
Just lift weights and do steroids.

>>13549638
I know that feel

>be 28
>feet already hurt
>joints start to hurt if i don't warm up at gym
>started taking midday naps

Just put me down already.

>>13548867
>He thinks the bodily decay is the only problem

https://voca.ro/14nCwIvzwjLZ

>>13550380
But she's still alive...

>35
>body starts to... change after 25 actually
>left shoulder hurts for no reason, sometimes can't lift my arm. No injury, seems to be a nerve issue because it sometimes goes away
>inflexible, takes a great deal of effort to bend over. Lower back pain.
>hips inflexible and sometimes hurt
>paradoxically stronger than ever because I started lifting due to Gura's influence
>all of the above can be remedied by exercise and it does help, but still feel my mileage
>yearn for naps
>at least I'm not fat and have all my hair

Zoomy zooms will be so shocked when it starts happening.

How long do you want to live for? Would you be happy living your old age unable to pop a boner, using a walking stick or with the early signs of dementia?

>>13553986
Life after childhood is a mistake.

>>13553163
Gura is not even in her late 20s, I believe she the youngest of all the Myth girls.

>>13548867
LET'S GO HAGBROS

>>13548867
Gura isn't even that old.
I think she just has shit genes and as a result a few health problems.

>>13548903
well shit, i just turned 18 a few weeks ago and i've started to feel my chest tightening a lot and my neck spazzing out a lot as well

but i've been sitting like 15+ hours a day for the last year or so, and haven't gone to the gym in almost 4 years

What the fuck. You guys are fags. I am 27 and in the best shape of my life.

>>13553986
If only there was a way to preserve youth without drinking child blood and joining some pedo cult...

>>13554276
lol

>>13554443
Just 3 more years and then you'll feel it.

>>13548867
Fat fuck

>>13548867
>>13548903
I'm 30 and I have none of these problems
Then again I'm not american

>>13555374
I'm 35 and American and have none of these problems.

>>13554538
can confirm, she is
23 to be exact

>>13553986
My only hope is living long enough for decent cybernetics to be available by that point.

I am 3

>>13556875
No, you're only 1 person, take your meds.

As a doxxchad, this doesn't surprise me at all.

>>13553725
>28
>ATV accident just before highschool graduation
>250 miles an hour, cartwheeling so hard my shoes and helmet fall off
>Left blind in one eye, fucked up knee, back, and shoulder
>Could have been worse; I almost got impaled in the dick
>Get my eye fixed with surgery; get used to the pain and it's finally subsiding a little bit because I've stayed active for 10 years

Use it or lose it, bro

>>13549638
I'm sorry that you don't exercise.

>>13548867
Someone get DDP on the line.

>>13548867
Her being that fragile makes her cuter.
Goncern is a powerful emotion.

>>13557394
>Her being that fragile makes her cuter.
Not really. It's pathetic to be honest.

Are any of the Myths in shape?

>>13554423
It's just a flexibility issue and heals quickly with regular exercise

>>13558018
Mori and Kiara

>>13557521
I can save her...

her diet is fucking shit and she barely eats when she does, she drinks fucking nutrient shakes made for old farts occasionally thinking it'll solve her nutrient deficiency instead of sticking to a consistent normal eating schedule, is it any wonder her body is fucking dying? She's in late 20s and acts like she's in her 40s. I don't know what the wake up call for her will be.

>>13548903
Gura isn't sufficiently old, overweight, malnourished or sedentary to have these kinds of problems. She doesn't have any inherited physical diseases either.

>>13558118
buy her a gym membership then, coach

>>13558937
agreed on those points except she is sedentary and eats like someone that is malnourished, the RFA arc is the first exercise she got in years and clickbait clip fags ruined her ever going back to it. if she goes to an early grave the blood is on their hands

>>13548903

this shouldnt be happening before like, 40

30 is too early for this shit

Working as a janitor really fucked her body

>>13559548
poor salt of the earth shark

>>13548867
She's not that old, dumb shark probably spent the better part of the last few years doing nothing but working on a computer

>>13559165
> clickbait clip fags ruined her ever going back to it.
There is no way any person actually screams and moans that much doing exercises. She played it up on stream, it's something she would do. She anticipated the clipfags, I mean it comes with the territory.
It's all on her if she decides not to live healthy...

Look, it's not like I hate Gura, I like Gura. I just know I can't worry over something I can control. Based on everything she's said and claimed on stream, she was quite unhealthy and started making some changes like buying better groceries and whatnot. I'm happy with that for now, but I know shark very well may slip back into her old habits... o well

>>13559548
you think she lasted long doing that shit? didn't she fuck up once. wouldn't be surprised if she quit after that

>>13548867
Women these days are even more fragile. Half of them have auto immune diseases, end up sore and hobbling or overweight by 30, get sick from the mildest things.
I'm certainly feeling it into my late 20's, but I'm at least healthy enough to not break my joints and get sick monthly. I think the last time I was sick was 3-4 years ago.

>>13559676
are you sure she antipicated it? why did she mention it and then stop streaming it after that? also she isn't a normal person when it comes to anything with regards to screams, and they certainly weren't played up to be sexual as much as coomers want it to be

>>13548867
Isnt her diet McDonalds and energy drinks? The only exercise she gets is going out to buy said mcdonalds and energy drinks.

>>13559684
She had to do something to survive all those years
Unless of course she has wealthy parents like most vtubers

I ran yesterday full sprint( first time I have since highschool 10 years ago ) chasing a would be shoplifter ( bitch got taken down by a customer that was an ex cop KEK) and gave myself shin splints. Definitely feeling old as shit today as I walk around work.

>>13560110
she seems to have good relations with her parents so i wouldn't be surprised if they gave her money to survive while she was between jobs

>>13559759
No she quit energy drinks but is still drinking coffee which actually is fucking her up worse because she lost all the b vitamins energy drinks provided. And her McDonald's habit was a ten piece nugget lasting her entire day. She's mostly eating vegan as well because she is afraid of not cooking meat properly. So I'd say her issue is her diet due to not enough proper protein and vitamins. Once she starts talking some one a day vitamins with iron ( for the anemia ) she would be a different person.

>>13560110
Ame is the only myth without rich parents.

>>13560347
yes and her reasons for not eating meat are retarded, some days she just eats an egg or two or soup, what the fuck gura? if you aren't confident about meat then fucking order out or something, she has the money to do it. does she have some kind of eating disorder or other mental illness? that's the only explanation i can think of for someone who has money living like this

>>13560347
Why is she so fucking dumb.

>>13560407
is single mom mamatori rich too?

>>13560416
>>13560444
She's a woman child. I'm assuming due to her size she was babied most of her life and when she moved off on her own struggled with money and had to survive on little food. So her going to doctor or buying shit she should probably comes down to never doing it alone and having a fear of wasting her money.

>>13558018
Kiara, she suffer from back pain but that more due to her bad back instead of being unhealthy.

>>13560459
Kiara's grandparents are loaded

>>13553725
This. shit starts changing at 25 I'm 29 now and stronger than I've ever been despite not lifting heavy for 3 years but also healing any kind of damage takes weeks instead of days

>>13560710
that's fucking sad, i hope she gets over her complex for her own sake
>>13561000
man, all these vchubas really were rich from the start, makes it less relatable for a former poor pleb like me

>>13560710
I could move her in with me and care for her so she would only have to focus on streaming. I would do this selfless act for you guys.

>>13553212
>be 12
>for some reason almost always feel sleepy around 1PM
>think that it’s just school that’s bringing me down and I’ll be fine
>fast forward to 24
>still happens
Am I fucked

>>13553033
You need to get a gym membership anon or else you're going to be donezo without even knowing why

>>13559676
>There is no way any person actually screams and moans that much doing exercises
It's the female equivalent of manly powerlift groaning. Groaning in general is really satisfying.

>>13561313
How would you know this?

>>13560710
Bullshitbutibelieveit.jpg

>>13560407
>>13561155
Mori
her grandparents were well off but her mom and dad were both alcoholic so they basically cut them off
she basically ended up being the poor kid at rich kid school due to that

>don't exercise
>don't sleep
>eat garbage for every meal
>wtf why is my body deteriorating?
it's not that hard to figure out the problem. your body goes to shit when you have bad habits. the human body is made to exercise and eat real food in a balanced diet, if you don't do that it's no surprise that you'll have the health of a 50 year old at 30

>>13561709
jesus no wonder she drinks so much, are all western families broken nowadays? feels like i'm one of the few with a normal family

>>13548903
nice

>>13562117
uuuuoh kronii smashing my ass with her giant clock

>>13562043
it got better for her, her and her sister got decent jobs, their mom went clean and the stepdad is cool
but she started out from a pretty shitty spot, which is why she had to work in ghetto Applebees as a second job so she could do her first Japan trip

>>13554276
judging by the shows and references she makes I would think she's 26-30

>>13558744
she needs a loving boyfriend (me) that she'll want to live for and be healthy enough to start a family with

>>13562302
and you would be wrong, she's the youngest myth, but probably not the youngest HoloEN

>>13561216
Is this after you eat? It might be you're gluten sensitive

>>13555504
I'm 263 and Atlantian and have none of these problems

>>13559268
I do feel like at 30 this shouldn't be happening unless you've had an injury
However everyone I know at 30 has pops and cracks when they move certain ways and has had times where they seize up in parts of their body. I know a 26 year old guy who works out 5 times a week for 8 years now that has back, neck, and shoulder pain that will just show up sometimes when he reaches for something or steps wrong.

>>13562302
I think she's just autistic about older media

>>13562507
I'm 26, that doesn't happen to me and I only jog 3 times a week. He must be doing something wrong

>>13553986
I take care of my 80 year old grandpa, he can't walk, can't wipe his own ass, can't feed himself, needs to wear a diaper because he sometimes pisses himself, wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, shakes like crazy without his medication, can hardly talk even with his meds and he's having a harder time differentiating reality from his delusions
When I do turn old and if I end up being a complete fucking wreck I'd much rather get euthanized before becoming a burden on my family and a prisoner of my body

>gura gives birth a child
>after a few days her immune system fails
>bones become frail and weak.
>postpartum depression kicks in
>fucking dies

>>13562507
>>13562744
Lifting wrong is basically injuring yourself.

>>13548867
That's what happens when your job is playing videogames and making silly noises for hours on end while sitting, same thing happens to office workers post 25, she's clearly the oldest in holoEN

>>13562223
that's good to hear, did the stepdad come into the picture because he couldn't stop being an alcoholic?

>>13562745
Keep up the mental exercise, I hear it reduces the chance of going completely senile in old age.

>>13562745
that sounds like gura in the near future, she already makes jokes about pissing oneself, must be some truth in it

>rrats the thread

>>13562939
>she's clearly the oldest in holoEN
roru roru rumao

>>13563193
more like blogposts: the thread

>>13564158
just because someone can type more than 5 words doesn't make it a blogpost anon

>>13563877
She is though, she's the most casual about using alcohol as content juice

>>13564626
??? have you seen calli

>>13564724
Mori throws that she's drinking in your face, I said casual not frequent

>>13562485
Is it true that Atlantis women are all cunny?

>>13564983
no, she's special

>>13564412
true, other things make it a blogpost thread

>>13562302
Bro she says herself that she grew up on Wii

>>13548867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfrL4GFsyDY

>>13566264
and yet she said she had a ps2 and a gameboy advance, she just skipped the gamecube/n64 gen

>>13562423
Ya know now that you mention it yeah most of the time

>>13558937
>She doesn't have any inherited physical diseases either.
Lactose intolerance is an inherited defect. I would probably kill myself if I couldn't eat an entire block of cheese without issue.

>>13548867
SHE'S 24, IDIOTS.

>>13567171
post proof or get out

>>13567082
Gura is lactose intolerant? Disappointing.

>>13567247
>I..-I-I.-I WANT PROOF.... STOP YELLING AT ME PLEASE, I NEED THE PROOF

LOOK IT UP DUMB CUNT
WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS

Doxxing Gura’s alt… chumbuds dont look…

I think Gura's food problem is that she fell for the vegan meme. She simply needs to start eating real food (meat) and she'll be fine. Women often fall for these shitty witchdoctor scams and think they can subsist on air or algae or whatever fake pseudo-food and "supplements."

>>13548867
She is unironically getting fucked

>>13554443
Go back to fucking your girlfriend

>>13561709
Going to a fancy private school still gives you an enormous advantage, even if she was relatively poor.

>30 yeards old
>does an hour of cardio + light lifting every other day
>no medical problems at all
Let's Go.

>>13568265
She likes hard-boiled eggs so she eats the necessary according to /fit/, the problem is the amount of energy drinks, coffee and sweets that she eats, those tend to make your bones and inmune system weak.

>>13571818
She said like last stream or the one before she stopped energy drinks so she only drinks coffee and diet coke. Also even when she drank energy drinks they were always zero sugar because she said caffeine and sugar would be too much for her( and I know for a fact they zero sugar because they are the same shit I drink). And she sometimes eats a candy bars she just has a shitty diet of no real food. And lives off eggs, bread and rice. and her dropping the energy drinks are what caused her karaoke breakdown Because she was exhausted from not getting all the vitamins from her usual energy drinks. Pic related.

>>13567171
>she is 24 with chronic pain due to a sedentary lifestyle
>I am 24 with chronic pain due to a sedentary lifestyle
WE ARE

>>13560710
This sounds literally exactly like Aqua. I guess fans really do reflect their oshis.

>>13573663

aquas another level though. doesnt she struggle ordering drinks?

>>13566358
Wii came out in 2006. If she's currently 28, she would've been 13, which depending on what you mean by "growing up" could perfectly fit.

>>13572178
>diet coke
Aspartame will fuck you up. I used to be sedentary and have a shit diet, drank a lot of diet soda. In recent years I got active, ate healthy, went from fatass to /fit/ but was given a few cans of diet pepsi a few weeks ago and was drinking 1-2 a day. After a few days I realized I'd suddenly been having "bad days" where I felt sluggish, fatigued and mildly unwell, even skipped my lifting and walking, and that it had started when I drank the first diet pepsi. So I stopped drinking them immediately, and the problem was gone and stayed gone starting the next day.
Shit is poison.

>>13548867
honestly I'm pretty sure that most of Gura's health problems is just her period and not something major, I'm not a women but most the symptoms from her cold she mentioned this stream turn up when you look up menstruation symptoms, of course it's not impossible that she is both menstruating and has a cold

>>13548867
That's what happens when you don't stay in shape.

>>13553725
I haven't really fat like I started to deteriorate until I was around 30(35 now)
I threw my back out for the first time 3-4 years ago pulling a 6 pack of bottled soda out of the trunk.
I was miserable for the next week. Ever since then I made sure I never lift shit with my back again.

>>13572178
>caused her karaoke breakdown
Come again?

>>13572178
Why doesn't she get food delivered? Is she paranoid about a stan delivering to her one day?

>>13557521
You'd be surprised how often cute and pathetic go together.

Shit like this doesn't happen to you unless you're a lazy fuck that eats trash all the time and never exercises

>>13561709
Bullshit
Doxxed adress compared with lad value mapping place her family in a high income neighborhood

>>13572178
>caused her karaoke breakdown
are you talking about the mulan song?

>>13576460
>>13576850
She was extremely upset because she wasn't doing well during a members karaoke, at one point she started crying and just pulled up a meme song to cheer herself up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-P_Q3gcDNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZz7EZfN4XE

>>13548903
zoom zoom

>>13560407
I believe it. It explains the grumpiness. I hope with time she will learn to become one with the comfy wealthy chuuba inside her but I fear it is too late and her upbringing has forever tainted her spirit.

>>13574158
All artificial sweeteners make you sick. They taste like sugar so your body pumps more insulin into your blood, but because it's not actually sugar, it doesn't bond with the insulin and you end up with low blood sugar

>>13587064
Truviabros WW@? Stevia, erythritol but it's still about 50% cane sugar so it doesn't fuck up your blood sugar and doesn't taste like shit. Just sugar with half the sugar.

>>13548903
based

>>13549703
I fucked my shoulder up with gym :( always practice proper form even when warming up