/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>13472055
Meow, previous thread >>13409707

Bros before hoes. Join me in making Tsunderia great again.

If I am CEO, I will

>Segregate men from w*mxn

>Make it illegal and a graduate-able offense to speak to w*mxn and not ban them when they come in your chat

>Deport Char from the US

>Deport Yuuna from the US

>Deport Kallin from the US

>Appoint Kazu head of the Department of Fuck W*mxn

>Appoint Tomo head of the Department of Gay and Cute

Vote for me and Make Tsunderia Great Again

I want to hold this angel until she feels better.

>>13472673
Imma death u dum fugg.

Beerpals how are we holding up?

Unity love!

>>13472363
all vtuber males should be gay

>>13475152
Whatever keeps the hoes away

>>13474744

>>13474744

>>13474744
Existence is pain, life is suffering.

Didn't Tomoya collab with a f*male last time? Why is he doing it again? When can I get a stream where it's just him?

>>13477359
He's gay, so the girls want to collab with him because he is basically one of them.
That and gain brownie points with the ones who have doubts about their attitudes towards the boys, Slugma really thought about everything with this wave.

>>13477655
Are people saying he's gay because of his inflection when he speaks or is he unironically gay?

They put my boy with a fucking tramp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kLWKholoKA

Been waiting for a Lisa and Tomo collab, should be really good.

Orla... sorry...

>>13477869
Would you casually tell your male friend to "slap my ass" for gameplay purposes instead of "push me"?

>>13479971
Do your dueling reps, you know what you must do.

>>13479998
Yes.

>>13479998
No. But plenty of straight men make gay jokes. Men with girlfriends and wives lmao

That fan art of Tomo is PURE FUCKING SEX HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

If I find you, you'll be able to help it

>Hires males
>They endurance stream
Slugma I kneel so hard.

>>13480376
You'll put it in her so she forgets about male vtubers?

Alright this is the part where I check out. I can't bear to watch Lisa treat Tomo like shit just for being born a male. Maybe after a month, the males and the f*males will self-segregate and they will stop collaborating and stop conversing with one another and we can get a Holostars/Hololive situation. It's for the best

>>13480626
If you want to fuck her, I can send her to you.

If I wasn't so shit at art I'd probably draw something with Lisa, Tomo, and Kazu. Like the mom leashing two children or cicada block.

I can't believe Lisa is sucking tomo's dick live on stream

Tsun collabs basically always have good chemistry, it's impressive

ITT: People who aren't watching the collab praising the collab

tsunderia told lisa to collab with tomoya out of pity that her genmates were falling far behind her. 100%

>>13482909
I'm watching and enjoying

>>13482988
You can watch and enjoy but you cannot say the chemistry is good

>>13483027
Seems fine to me bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33R7_mItGI
Nen is live

https://www.twitch.tv/yazakikallin
So are the gamers

Purin...

I miss you, Purin...

Sounds like Meru didn't wake up either.

>>13483662
That's my Meru!

>>13483326
I... I can't use this for ASMR. She just bursts out laughing for absolutely no reason from time to time.

>>13483777
>She just bursts out laughing for absolutely no reason from time to time.
I swear if there are any replies with a picture of the nijisanji purple woman I am going to combust

>>13483840
Her laugh is different, so I doubt it. They range from half-laugh chuckles to cackles.

What does this expression convey?

>Rickrolls during a sleepy ASMR
>Wait is this copyright?
I like her. Subbed

>>13484222
>her

>>13484534
>her
Don't you fucking do this to me anon

>>13484691
You can call him whatever you want

>>13484691
anon.. you really didn't know he was a he? like people call him a bro, prince, homie in chat don't they

This collab is painful. Hopefully they learn from it

>see fun collab
>Orla
>close collab

>>13479998
>>13480085
You have to only listen to him for 5 seconds to hear whether he's gay. Yes there is such a thing as gay voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7_STw0vwiI
Bread acapella karaoke

>>13485677
What, Back 4 Blood?

>>13485982
No, Tomo and Lisa. This collab is a complete disaster

>>13485759
Based

The males are so heavy that Lisa cannot drag Tomo across the 40 viewer line. Graduate plz

a shame really, when I first met tsunderia for tsundream the thread was comfy, now it's full of unfunny larping schizos

>>13487084
Who could have predicted this

>>13487084
Ignore him and keep posting. Don't even allude to him. Report his posts as trolling outside of /b/.

>>13487084
They're other vtubers fighting over the boys.

>>13486786
too busy to watch. what’s the issue?

>>13487508
You have to watch it yourself. There's not enough text in the world to describe this dogshit

>Collab is finally done

My boy can finally stop suffering

https://www.twitch.tv/inukaipurin
Dog 4 Blood.
Continuation of Kallin's stream.
Wonder how they'll get by without MegaDanX

>>13487870
Literally nothing was wrong with the stream. The worst part was when Tomo dragged the "in the end" gag for too long

>Purin starts
>Missed collab start because she stayed up playing Roblox
>First thing she talks about is Roblox costumes
>Had a dream about Roblox
How do we save this pup?

>Kazu stream views from yesterday: 449

>Tomoya stream views from yesterday: 669

>Amiya stream views from yesterday: 452

>Lisa stream views from yesterday: 1.6K

m*les. Not even once

>>13488245
Kazu deserves better...

>>13488263
The girls deserve better. The m*les are sand bagging them

>>13488302
https://www.goodtherapy.org/find-therapist.html

>>13488245
Man I feel bad. I honestly think Ami is a much cuter person, but Lisa just has me wrapped around her finger. It's the voice, the model, the music and the insults.

>>13488245
imagine getting carried by holobronies

>>13488263
>>13488421
>>13488644
>>13488740

How do I find out concurrent viewers?

>>13488740
Imagine getting carried by no one because you're failing.

>>13488759
Go ask amiya, I can't imagine it myself.

>>13488740
Tomoya was so heavy that Lisa couldn't carry him. Absolutely shit numbers. Was hilarious

>>13488740
>Muh holobronies
It's free growth, dumbass

Amiya armpits...

>>13488785
Here we are witnessing a not very rare example of the wild homosexual turning on his own when confronted.

>>13488813
Holofags don't care about males, the proof is in the pudding retardchama

>>13488870
No shit, I know this. dloow will never shill a male

>>13488907
Good

>>13488838
>Gets mentioned once
>Skyrockets to 6k
>Collabs with a male
>Shit viewers
right, right...

I love Purin! Purin loves me! I want to have sex with Purin! Purin wants to have sex with me! We are going to have sex with each other!

>>13488756
Playboard is the usual site for this stuff.

>>13489214
I want a Purin daki cover so fucking bad.

>>13489214
I wish I could have this with my tuber but she loves Kazu more

>>13489214
This image is so fucking hot...

>>13490406
Who is it? Lumi? Ushio Ebi?

Am I seeing this right?

https://schedule.tsunderia.com/#/

Is Kazu going to be doing a Halo Infinite stream in less than an hour? That has to be a typo and should be 2 pm right?

>>13490728
I have it in my personal schedule for 2pm est, now I'm not sure

>>13490728
That page gets wacky if you leave it open. Refresh.

>>13490749
Youtube also says 2 pm EST so ignore what I said. Youtube is all that matters

>>13490784
I refreshed it but it still says 2 am. Doesn't matter because Youtube is right anyway

I can't stan for Tomo anymore. Fuck Tomo. This is a sin

https://twitter.com/uzukitomoya/status/1463383233693814787

>>13490922
Picked up. I love pineapple

>>13490922
Disgusting.

>>13488644
for me it's Ami's terrible stream time. She totally got shafted by streaming in EU times

>that one guy that wants to deport people
>that one guy who acts like he’s 10 and wants to make everything boys vs girls
i want to flick you in the forehead
aeiou

>>13494665
At least the scat anon obsessed with Kallin is gone

>>13496740
I want Kallin to shit down my throat and eat my head with her fat ass

>kazu finally playing a good FPS
OK I will watch your male now

>>13494665
>>13496740
>Implying they aren't all the same person

>>13490922
Based extra pineapple hawaiian

>>13494665
>>13498700
Meds

Do you guys remember when Meru would cry during like every stream? That was kinda fucked up when you think about it

How was Kazu's battlefield stream?
Did he enjoy the game?

>>13490922
Gigachad

>>13496740
Pretty sure he was a unicorn and had a massive meltdown during gen3 reveal

>>13500480
Pretty sure he had fun for most of the stream. The best moment was him crashing his plane into a building. I wasn't paying attention half of the time since I thought the game itself was boring to watch.

Gonna miss my breadwife. At least I have Lisa's insults and Nen's giggles to get me through the week

>>13499752
Remember when Yuuna spent like six months getting fucked up drunk nightly?

>>13502708
>Reaches legal drinking age
>Immediately hits the bottle
It do be like that

>>13494665
They're the same people anon.

Deport Char. Separate men from w*mxn

I want to fuck the menhera out of meru, just assault her womb with my thick stinky cock daily, churning my day old cum into butter inside her as I plow her like a jackal.

Do you think Meru will eventually drop the death aspect and be a normal mailwoman? or something like cupid's sleepy delivery girl for love letters? She's so cute and affectionate that she feels more like a life-delivery than death-delivery

When are we making a /lisa/ thread

I love my precious mailgirl so much! I can't help but adore and care for her every second I see her! I want to be the source of endless happiness for her, and I'll love her all my life in order to do so! Meru is amazing, and I'll help her realize this with my affection! I love Meru!

>>13504818
This is the Lisa thread

If I don't marry Purin I will fucking die

>>13504818
Lisa is a whore

>>13472055
Nen is ?friend experience
imagine licking Nen’s tummy

>>13506811
Nenfriend.
The real question is, top or bottom?

Orla's last NMH highlight reel is up
https://youtu.be/rjUyOhjmLYE

>>13506919
yes.

>>13506729
>Celebrating 5k subs when shes already about to hit 7k.
>Genmates haven't gotten past 2k

Hoes mad

>Kallin is following Sywo
is Kallin going to play lost ark

Insomniac plays Halo Infinite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiGXQmSGwOI

Kazu's voice makes me feel funny things

>>13508391
If there was ever anyone who would turn me gay, it's him

>>13508083
What Halo opening is this, nothing has died?!

>>13507648
Didn't she already play it?

>>13508432
They've already prepped the ground for the strong, diverse black female character so I'm getting less and less interested in Halo Infinite.

>>13508621
I don't care about that I meant the cinematic is boring and the tutorial looks like shit

Ami Kong
https://youtu.be/zeFX0OZVH8A

>Eat my ass
- Tetsuya Kazune 2021

OOOH, BANANA

Amiya has so much presence, was she streaming before this?

It has been 0 days since Amiya mentioned Donkey Kong.

>>13510921
Probably not, pretty sure Ura said that only one member of Tsundream had streaming experience before joining the company and Lisa already fits the bill there

>>13510481
Kazu Beans: SURE!

>>13511394

>>13511637
This picture never gets old

>Lumi is here.

Is whoring out all she does? Why doesn't she go watch her other genmates?

>>13511826
She know she is the star player and will have to reach outside the company to keep growing.
Also to eventually wear down the walls to collab with Lisa.

>>13511826
The tsunmales belong to femchuubas. Deal with it.

Based incest spider

>>13511997
Your oshi is going to decline because no one wants femchuubas to interact with male chuubas, but at least you owned me retard.

Kazu's tilted because his team is special ed kids LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13512405
Don't get angry, at least you get to watch.

>>13512405
>being this mad about overweight jewish women pretending to be asian cartoons while playing video games

>>13512297
Donkey Kong incest was not a topic I expected for the stream but it's amazing so far.

>>13512526
spoonfeed me?

>>13512852
crunchy

>>13512852
God she's adorable

>>13512939

>>13513043

>>13513174
I love the crunchy spider

>>13512852
Those are the cutest 10 pixels I've seen.

>>13511826
None of her genmates are streaming. Plus Lumi acts very bro-y in her own discord. Kazu might be the type of person she usually makes friends with.

God damn, Amiya is cute. May have to start following.

>>13506169
what's the point of living if you aren't Purin's husband?

This woman is too old to be on the internet.

>>13514529
late 20s at best

>>13514566
I'm 31 and my references aren't this dated.

Kazu got Gold rank in halo infinite

Eemoo

>Kazu sends everyone to Amiya and Nen

>I don't go

Someone make a monkee noises compilation clip

Nen
https://youtu.be/gYpGRwPGjPU

>>13514627
>>13514566
I'm leaning towards late 30s/early 40s at this point based on her game preferences and nostalgia. You don't get into a 1993 shareware game like Skyroads unless you're somewhere between 5-12 around its release.

>Doesnt afraid of anything

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THAT COMES FROM
DON'T MENTION IT

>sitting in a wierd position in her chair and her foot is sticking out in front and falling asleep
why does this only add to the gosling feeling

>>13515202
For me it's the snorts

Would it be rude if I made a snort compilation?

>>13515104
I just know I'm around that age and am into this exact kind of shit. could have had a cool dad, who knows.

>>13515333
no, she was self-conscious about it at first, but seems more comfortable about it after chat reassured her it was cute.

>>13511826
Face it, the only way for non-Holo corpos to get stronger is to build a community amongst themselves. It is for the better, especially if people that wander from the Holo bubble see what things are like outside.

>>13515426
Someone who's 30 today would have been at just the right age to have the PS1/N64(1995-6) or Dreamcast/PS2 (1999/2000) as a first system and just a hair too old to have the SNES unless it was a hand-me-down.
If they were a PC gaming kid they would have had a boatload of early 3D games to play and the boom of 3D accelerators.
So for that, I have to lean towards 35+ age. Her shelteredness on some topics is a bit puzzling unless she never ventured on SomethingAwful in its heyday.

>>13515833
This. But also note small corpos have more power combined than on their own. There's also no reason to antagonize holofans because most new viewers are from their pool anyway. Even NijiEN has a good bulk of (ex)holofans.

>>13511948
So... she's doing it for brownie points, the usual then, poor Kazu having some girls trying to use him as a stepstool.

Kazu is on Nen's stream by the way

>>13516464
I want Lumi to step on me...

UUUUOOOOOOOOH LIQUIFY MY INNARDS SPIDER MOMMY

She's so old. I love it.

Ami is winning me over

So um, how old is Amiya?
She sounds very old.

>>13511826
>debut males
>the viewers are always female vtubers
why?

>>13518904
Why is this hard to understand? Men don't care. No, I don't care about your n=1 anecdote. Normal women also don't care. What kind of women care? Women into vtubing. There, we solved the mystery.

>>13518904
Women are attracted to powerful males, and the most powerful males in the vtuber scene are the corporate vtubers.

hehe sheep go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/K7Z3GOuPyOE

HE IS EVOLVING!!!

>Let me grab the guitar
Goslings get ready

Lisa's in a great mood

https://www.twitch.tv/yazakikallin
Bat brat with Pokemon postgame

>Amiya streaming
>Nen went live
>Amiya streaming
>Nen ended >his stream
>Amiya streaming
>Lisa just started
>Amiya streaming

>>13519666
>Retro endurance chuuba
It's all I ever wanted!

>Lisa likes the chuuni eyepatch
>Might ask her papa for one
YES!!

>>13519666
Isn't she trying to beat the game today? She's already close

URA I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/
chu chu~

>>13519765
URA I KNOW YOU ARE HERE
I miss you

>Amiya stream views from yesterday: 567
>Tomoya stream views from yesterday: 615
>Kazune stream views from yesterday: 462
Lisa stream views from yesterday: 1,700

Graduate males now

>The thread schitzo is a woman
It all makes sense...

I LOVE MY GIGGLING WIFE SHEEP WIFE LISA!

>>13520036
I'm a man

KAZUNE

>>13520118
I just came

Lisa lisa mart...

>>13520096
haha no you are not

Who is a bigger pussy: Lisa or Nacho?

Lisa my love....

>>13520341
Lisa is small and tight and pink

>>13520392
Prease re-read my question and try again hornychama

>>13520341
Mio
>Jumpscared by tutorial pop ups
>Jumpscared by her own donation alerts

>>13520415
Miowife...

>>13520415
What streams should I watch to get the full Mio coward experience?

>>13520453
https://youtu.be/eNRaKog8wtI

>>13520410
Lisa will try anything once

Kawaii birb!

Ami was Asian this whole time!

Stalking Lisa in the dead of night!

Lisa trying to catch Bae

>>13520793
Did she mention what kind of Asian?

Found the rrat

>>13520904
Pure Mongol stock, weaned on pure mare's milk on the wide open steppe.

Lisa's buff

>>13520793
She actually sounds it.

The rrat's dead, Jim

I want to make Amiya look like one of those spiders with 100 babies on their back.

I'm starting to see the allure of bullying Lisa. It's so cute

>>13520960
Sorry bud, /tsun/'s rratmancers have already canonised fat Lisa

Lisa : chat is stupid
she realized

Lisa tags: Mind break

I should start clipping a compilation of Lisa screams

Amiya tags: gap moe

What are the odds Amiya is a pro voiceover actress in her day job?

Lisa measured her height in imperial. Shes defo a burger. Sad

That was a visceral scream

Lisa just told me to fuck her. See you virgins later.

>How does it feel to know you will never know what my shampoo smells like?
Ami don't do this to us...

>>13522758
Cold blooded

>>13522099
non-zero

MY SHEEP IS INCLINING LETS GOOOOOO

Tomoya is playing One Hand Clapping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJHWGwX5MSA

>Kallin deciding what pokéball to catch pokémon with based on how cute the ball looks.
Women...

>>13523956
Nice Taco Bell zatsudan you got there Tomo.

Who is this GD idiot? He's an eyesore.

Tomo is singing the US national anthem and IM SO FUCKING HARDDDDDDDD RIGHT NOW

That whore from PlayAsia fucking followed Tomo. What's with these stalkers?

>Kallin Naruto running right into a wall
Someone please draw this

>>13524588
a mod, and agreed

Purin's laugh is a healing miracle.

>Tomo is defending pineapple on pizza

Dropped

>>13530582
I can't believe it. Tomo must have broken taste buds.

Tomo wants to do a spicy noodle challenge and he wants to have a camera showing the noodles.

Will we get Tomo hands???

>>13531476
Didn't he already do that and wear gloves?

Tomo has really good synergy with his chat. Feels like he's a natural at chatting away without getting tired.

>>13532165
I'm looking through his VODs and no, there's no such video

>>13532190
Yes he's really good at this.

These stories seems dad wanted to toughen up his gay kid lol.

>>13532252
>I'm looking through his VODs and no, there's no such video
https://youtu.be/is7yzSLo-dU?t=785
Not spicy noodles, but sauces.

I love your zatsudans too Tomo. Glad you enjoy doing them

orlag
https://www.twitch.tv/orlaganceann

>>13535960
>I don't know Christianity

Are >we sure she isn't Asian?

I miss my boyfriend.

I'm glad Meru and Miori are having fun and doing what they do best (getting shitfaced). They deserve all the love they can get from each other. Meru and Mio love!

>>13520793
>tsunderia hiring someone if they weren't asian

>>13540825
Cuties

The things I'd do to Purin

>>13546915
thanks for letting us know purin's done with her discord grooming session, anon

>>13546915
I want to give her some kids to play Roblox with.

>>13520793
did she actually say it? timestamp?

>>13546915
I want to marry her and keep making babies with her

>>13546582
Time to speculate and rrat
https://poal.me/p79thz

Am I the only one that thinks Mio and Meru together feels like a crack ship? This isn't actually about shipping or relationships and I like them both, but I just feel like they haven't had exceptionally good chemistry on stream so it's weird seeing comments or jokes about them being a couple or even particularly close friends. Obviously they must be close if they're hanging out offline together but I'm just not seeing it.

>>13549651
They might not collab a lot but we don't know how much they talk offline, and they might have hit it off in the last meetup. I don't see them as a couple the fugging and couple jokes are just memes. Right now it's a lonely time for both of them being away from family during the thanksgiving holiday on top of their personal hardships so it makes sense to visit a friend.

>>13490922
>Pineapple
He knows what he's doing

>>13540752
At least she's not sick

>>13472055
Tsundere for tsunderia

>>13537035
Asia has plenty of Christians

Purin is posting porn on twitter again!!

>>13556891
I love my adorable, horny brat-daughter.

>>13549651
It's partly driven by FOMO. Meru felt left out seeing Kallin and Yuuna being shipped together. Chat all agreed Mio was the most fitting match for her. All of Tsunquest is close enough that it doesn't seem outlandish to me. Meru also looks up to Mio a lot.

>>13557891
I really hope getting closer to Mio will give Meru more confidence with her vocals. I know she feels self-conscious about her voice, but she had the most hype debut MV of all TsunQuest and I want to hear more of what she can do

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
>tfw she'll never sing a full NMH song

orla growing up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2EjNox82dM

>>13560934
Cancelled because Orla bonked her router too hard or something and her internet is broken now. RIP router-kun

>>13561159
Good. I hope Orla goes the same way her router did

>>13561159
NOO ROUTER-KUN MY STREAM

>>13561159
Orlachama...

>>13560890
She already did retard

I miss my boyfriend's smile so much...

I can't remember. was a Tsunderia girl who said that they loved chocolate with chips? Not sure if it was Lisa/Ami, or someone from Prism or kawaii

I want to fuck Purin

>>13563327
Ph girls truly are built different

>>13563327
I want Purin to choke on my dick

aaa SEX SEX SEX SEX I WANNA SEX PURIN I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE INSIDE HER I WANT TO CREAMPIE HER EVERY DAY I WANT NONSTOP PURIN SEX I WILL HAVE SO MUCH SEX WITH HER SEX SEX SEX SEX WE HAVE SEX UNTIL WE'RE GLUED TO EACH OTHER WITH OUR JUICES WE'LL BE SO SEX TOGETHER PURIN SEEEEXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>13563496
you really should take your meds

>>13563327
>>13563357
>>13563445
>>13563496

Don't let the fact that you want to fuck Purin distract you from the fact that Purin hates you ever since hanging out with Kana

>>13563669
>hatefucking is sometimes good
her words not mine anon

>>13563822
Who? Purin or Kana?

>>13563835
Purin, who cares about Kana?

>>13563883
Interesting. Carry on with your gosling

Who is the most SEX member of Tsunderia?

>>13564019
Hanabi. She's not American and has no desire to be

>>13564019

>>13564164
>yfw hanabi "jokes" about marrying an american to get a green card

I am not gonna fucking watch Mio today.

>>13564230
Why?

>>13564215
mfw they get to America and its worse than Indonesia and PH

Not Amiya tweeting the wrong stream link.

>>13564285
Because i know she is gonna cry and that it will be her last stream, she is not gonna be back

>>13564019
My cum dumpster

>>13564348
Ugh. Yeah. I couldn't bear to watch it

Today's selection....

【Tsunderia Daily 11/25】

10:00AM PST - Orla
11:00AM PST - Kazune
12:00PM PST - Amiya

4:00PM PST - Miori, Meru (Collab)

4:00PM PST - Nen

>>13564019

>>13564486
Mio listed the collab for 1PM PST on YouTube. Who do I trust?

>>13564348
I'm pretty sure she'd announce ahead of time if it were her last stream, anon

It has been 0 streams since Ami mentioned Donkey Kong

>>13564486
Kazu will be streaming at 9pm EST / 6 PM PST.

https://twitter.com/tetsuyakazune/status/1463930482568036352

>>13564586
It's 4pm EST, 1pm PST

>>13564348
wait, what? is she already going into her hiatus?

>>13564521
who is this again? Kazu?

>>13566377
Probably Meru

>>13566404
I fucking LOVE and lust after meru now wtf?

>this track sounds voguey
Spooder knows Vogueing

S T R I K E A P O S E

>>13566404
I'm wrong. I'm wrong. it's Miori's ass

https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/vt/thread/6740008/#6786957

https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/vt/thread/9267577/#9296645