/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yagoo

>>13412746
yagoo, riku is fat and have skinny arms

>>13412746
why would you put a woman to fight a man? I dont care if shes a chubby dyke, that's still wrong.

He’s done farm work, ride bikes and used to work at Nintendo. Yagoo’s roommate is Kazuma Kiryu.

>>13412778
>>13412851
>>13412858
>>13413071
do holobronies really? riku will break yagay in half

YAGOO would tear off his suit in one motion by pulling at the shoulder to reveal a massive tattoo of every Holo on his back before annihilating Riku in a fist fight on top of a tall building.

>>13413120
>He thinks some pretty boy can defeat >PATRIARCH OF THE HOLO FAMILY
>MOTOAKI TANIGO

>>13412746
Yagoo, easily. Just look at where Riku's jawline should be.

>>13412746
Why does Niji's version of YAGOO look like he has Down's.

Me

>>13413293
No one said your name slugma

>>13412746
>Runs 15KM every day
>Smash the Stars' ass every one in a while
>Goes to eat with his bros
>Shows every time one of his talent ask something for him, even from the outside branches
>Started as a humble VR dev and became the head of the biggest Vtuber company in the world with talent, dedication and luck.
>Doesn't even need to sell his own merch because money will follow him anyway.
YAGOO went from nothing to the top dog while the fat faggot when from king to need to be a meme.

>>13412746
I don't know who the kid on the left is. But it looks like he's fat and has special needs. Yagoo looks like an adult and would easily win a fight against someone who looks like a little boy.

what's wrong with being fat?
t. burger

>>13413352
You forget to mention he’s surrounded by whores that wants his seed on a daily basis but is a loyal husband and greatest dad. Yagoo never wanted to make some Vtuber enterprise. He only did it for some young girl who came to him with a dream of wanting to be an idol.

>>13412746
Yagoo has dad strength

>>13412746
if I were to do business I would pick yagoo it lools like a business man, riku looks like a fat dude I knew who got canceled for being a massive perv

>>13412746
Yagoo did farm work, he seems the fitter guy.

>>13413216
>pretty boy
>pretty

>>13412746
>Riku
>started his own company and created his own vtuber company from the ground up in his '20s
>YAGOO
>was approached by Sora and A-chan about creating a vtuber idol company
>has leeched off their efforts creating Hololive and claims credit for himself
>has fun riding his bike around Tokyo everyday while his talents work themselves to death with brutal schedules
YAGOO is a snake and would use every dirty trick to win

Did you guys know that Yagoo used to street race?

YAGOO

It's crazy how young Riku is. He's 25 right?

>>13414225
yes, he's married and have kids

>>13414352
I gotta get my shit together before it's too late.

It's funny how no one know of the fat dude, but everyone know of the best girl.

>>13414125
Though i wouldn't call him a snake, being completely satisfied being a music device/prop rental service is so cuck tier i bet he watches the Holostars get torn apart by other businessmen

Do you think Yagoo powerplays top to assert dominance with Riku, or lets Riku go at him with full lust and fury?

>>13414160
Wrong

>>13414378
Kids and woman only leads to divorce and shitty entitled little fucks anyway. You think you want to hurry, fuck, get marry and have little shits but you'll eventually find yourself alone again in a few decades except you will now be fatter, older, uglier, and living a even worse life than now in a crappy one room apartment eating microwaved tv dinner, so poor and drained from child support you won't even be able to afford a sturdy rope and a stool to hang yourself.

>>13414642
Meds and cope

>>13414642
Do you need a hug, anon?

They should collab just to make /vt/ seethe.

>>13414583
He look lile a 20 year old edgelord tryhard, jesus christ

>>13412746
In a fist fight?
Both most likely can't throw hands to save their lives but Riku is 25 and Yagoo's an old man. Riku also has advantage in weight while Yagoo is just skinny and I doubt he's doing his gym reps in order to possibly outcardio Riku.
In an actual fight?
Yagoo calls Reine and RIku goes missing within days.

>>13414861
More than likely will
Kiara and Mori want to
Ina already collab'd with indies
Ollie collabed with RPR, who very frequently collabs with, and prefers, selen (as a method to win and have fun vs just fun)

>>13414890
Yagoo's only 48, he's not that old.

>>13414890
>Yagoo calls Reine and RIku goes missing within days
>You will never be abducted by Reine and forced to sexually satisfy her in her "extra large closet" as she practically shatters your pelvis with every sexually starved and frustrated bounce

>>13414974
i thought reine was a lesb

>>13414583
Someone give him some salad and hide the burgers

>>13415067
No woman rejects the dick completely.

>>13415067
That's basically a cover word at this point to sate ultra-simps from fearing every shadow around their oshi
Also Reine could be, but getting the chance to be split in half is never passed up

>>13415204
You think there ever be a day when Reine will visit Japan and just straight up rape Pochi?

>>13415281
As soon as she touches down, along with Moona basically raping Pekora in front of her mom, then banging her mom

>640 pound killing machine
>manlet so afraid of being embarrassed he won't even allow niji fanworks

>>13414642
Anon is not ogey.

>>13414125
>brutal schedules

>>13414583
>I studied the blade

They both win by selling videos about dream women and sucking up millions of $ from lonely faggots.

>>13415776
Its really not. If you’re wanting to get married, try to at least make sure the person you’re married to is someone you actually see yourself being with for the duration of the time in your life as in the time of day not just the years so you don’t make an excuse of “working hard” just to avoid them when reality hits you in the face somewhere during the mid years and them the same to you, even if just a little. Being married and miserable only to finally somehow get divorced one day without even knowing how the hell it happened is the worse experience possible because you will go back to being alone and even more miserable.

>>13412746
YAGOO is a powerful well dressed CHAD. Riku is a fat pasty nerd and is horribly dressed wearing a fucking undershirt.

YAGOO would destroy him.

>>13416046
Anon got divorced cause his wife found out how much of their life savings he spent on a funny shark girl streaming on the internet, pleas understando

>>13412746
Yagoo looks more manky than that kpop star wannabe, who's he btw?

>>13416627
Some giy the NijiEN girl’s been fucking or something. They changed all their twitter pic to an aftersex picture of him.

Probably the obese one. Yogurt looks like his bones are made of chalk.

She would beat the shit out of both of them.

>>13416867
>He doesn't know

>>13413120
Do Nijikeks really? A jab to that faggot Rikkuns chubby chin and he'd be unable to stand up for hours

>>13417016
>Based Trad farmer
>worked in the videogame industry
>Forms the biggest vtuber company as a cover (heh) for his true desires to save the damaged and downtrodden. The ultimate saviorfag
How can one man be so based?

>>13412746
If it comes down to a brawl, it's 200 livers vs 60 idols

>>13417452
There we go. I think this should fit better, if we go by the older boxarts.

>>13417124
Ask me how I know you're an ugly virgin with no achievements and your personality is entirely based on your political alignment.

>>13412746
i don't know

>>13414583
https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU

>>13412746
the one on the right , since he's a man.

>>13417847
They have more men too. Holo's only chance is to have their succubi charming nijis males so they flip sides.

>>13414861
This thread is literally a parody to those tribalfag threads anon, if people even take this thread seriously then this board is really beyond help

>>13412746
This is the kind of post I wanna see more on /vt/ instead of some poorly executed baits and falseflaggery.
Thought-provoking and intellectually engaging.

>>13419715
Fuck. Holo been doing that from the beginning. Matuli already raped half of the Niji boys and got raped by that one almost male. Nijisanji will never stand a chance!

>>13412746
Yagoo is the ultimate Japanese chad, the other guy is a literal who

>>13415067
Even lesbians have to insert the dick in their system every once in a while.

This is a good thread.

>>13420226
No one can defeat Chaika

Yagoo defeated China.
Ricku sucks Xin dick.

>>13420748
>Keeps the bugs money to keep the company afloat
>Dumps them
>Chooses the West, (China's greatest enemy) over them
>All your effort was a lost cause
>Just to defeat 1 western woman
>Everyone now knows that you're a whiny bug
Why did Yagoo do it bros, why did he chose the OMEGA EVIL, China's enemies, the West. Why did Yagoo dumped us bugbros...

>>13412746
how does he do it

>>13414125
>would use every dirty trick to win
based

>>13412746
My massive cock would defeat them both.

>>13413293
You

>>13414890
>Yagoo calls Reine and RIku goes missing within days.
By that anon meant Reine will be sucking Riku's dick for a few days straight. In the meantime Yagoo will have some time to run away and hide. But, unfortunately that wouldn't work. Riku is a married chad and wouldn't fall for such a cheap trick.

>>13412746
yagoo ez

>>13412746
Me, fucking both of them in the ass.

>>13414861
They have before, haven't they? Or was it Iwanaga and Yagoo?

>>13414125
>Riku
>Has over 150+ talents
>doesn't care if they sink or swim still hire more ENgen 4 coming while gen3 are strugling with 2views
>29 graduations in main branch (40+ wYumeography)
>ACCELERTATE
>YAGOO
>has less than 60 tallents including stars
>Cares about the absolute success of his streamers many with 1mil subs with even some of the lowest at 500k or approaching it ID3 but not until next year even though ID2 is doing well
>5 graduatons
>We will hire more talent if we see the need

>>13412746
Who is the first?

>>13412746
Yagoo's about to make that tranny graduate.

>>13434392
You forget to add that he himself actually tried to help Stars, despite what all the faggots here might tell you otherwise. He frequently streams with them and respects their request and what they do, regardless if they are only 3 digits. The same for ID as well.

>>13412746
>left is still waiting for his balls to drop next year
>right is a pimp to a couple dozens of money machines
Gee I wonder

>>13412858
kek

It's laughable how 30-year old virgins that have less than a 1000$ in savings are talking shit about a married man who's already a father of two and a CEO of his own company before his mid-20s.

>>13414890
>can't outcardio Riku

>>13438530
> 101.66km
holy shit

>>13412746
Special HoloFightZ match with these two as guests when?

put them in a ring together

>>13438167
CEO of a company before your mid 20s says more about your family's wealth than it does about your own aptitude
Unlike Yagoo, who built his way up from the bottom. He's the ideal CEO.

>>13415867
not everyone is an Ayamem Sana or Ame. Holos like Marine or Nene have pushed themselves way too hard this yeara

>>13441781
>Holos like Marine or Nene have pushed themselves way too hard this yeara
>pushed themselves
But it's Yagoo's fault somehow.

>>13440691
>CEO of a company before your mid 20s says more about your family's wealth than it does about your own aptitude
Ichikara was venture funded from the beginning.

Let's see, Yagoo is kind of chad built and all but he's old despite his immortal asian looks. Riku is younger on the other hand, so might as well find a way against the ossan.

>>13413327
Slugma balls.

>>13413481
And ping pong. Fucking ping pong, then God CEO of virtual entertainment.

Iwanaga

>>13440523
Can't do niji cameos because anycolor went full disney with their IP, imagine the kino we're being denied

>>13438530
Holy fuck alright I eat up my words, if Yagoo won't let himself get pinned before Riku's fat ass runs out of breath then he wins easily

>>13434392
>29 graduations in main branch (40+ wYumeography)
>5 graduatons
In reality:
Niji:
Total (current + graduated) talents - 263
Graduated - 30
Holo:
Total (current + graduated) - 71
Graduated - 12
For me it looks like Niji has much better statistics.

>>13446434
>Holo:
Both?

>>13412778
naaah