/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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hello

>>13365530
The "Towering Pillar of Hats Award" on the real oshiboard doesn't properly account for combined hats like Ina and Marine, unless that's intentional.

>don't play for a week
>go up 3 places

is this normal or im just suddenly really bad at the game? this is the lowest returns that i have seen and i didn't change my playstyle at all

>>13366759
post wallet

>>13366839
forgot the pic

>>13366880
>7/6ths of the coins I have
>for 50% more money paid
either your metric is shit or you severely fucked up.
your metric is shit, the sheet wasn't made for this level of inflation

>>13366880
Coin prices go up, divvies stay the same, returns go down (on paper). 8.64% isn't stellar, though.

>>13367060
>>13366880
he never accounted for the fact that when your networth goes up a shitton your % goes down that shitton
basically your % will flop around wildly through the week, it would be better if marine has a bad day I mean...

>>13367023
>>13367060
may i know your div returns? just for reference. i'll cope to the fact that prices go up and it's not my fault

>>13367146
9.63%

>>13367146
>>13367203
Also, keep in mind that the highest possible returns right now are 12.24%, in the case where: a) you only own Subaru and b) you have no liquid.

>>13367146
here ya go, it's as shit but I paid less. Which doesn't count for shit if he also has 300M more in the bank

with all these revelations, i am begging honk to slash prices in half again so i can feel better about myself or buff divs. thank you

>>13367524
if he'd do that he better turn up multicoin to 10

wait a minute what the fuck

>>13368244
Thanks for holding the crab club line, but its time for you to fly higher now. Good luck, brother.

>>13368390

>>13368365
how did that happen when I bought 1400 miko and 700 subaru in the span of 5 days by 5xing

>>13368499
ask someone smarter, I just like to press buttons and whatnot.

>>13368499
5x'ing Subaru has been mathematically the best investment for some time during the last few days.

It is impossible for me to get the abayo, isn't it? Nothing goes right for me....

>>13368622
At least heimin loves you

>>13368622
>has horny heimin gf
>nothing goes right for me
some people are just ungrateful.

>>13368622

>>13367666
>>13368622
I had Palette ready...
>>13368390

>>13368804
Hello, honk.

>>13368698
I know that much, but our time apart feels so long that it makes it hard to remember.
>>13368710
Heimin is the only ray of light for me, everything else sucks.
>>13368804
I was trying but I'm just one person.

based inflation, wanna josei

>>13368804
>coin joe
I'm buying x5 as we speak

>>13368880
>I know that much, but our time apart feels so long that it makes it hard to remember
>Heimin is the only ray of light for me, everything else sucks.
Awww cute, keep going.

>>13368995
>he doesn't know about the secret Josei coin

>>13368956
TFW someone saves one of your soundposts with the fucked up filename you had to [Delete] almost immediately.

>>13369059
I'm just confused, if it didn't work why the fuck did I save it.

>>13369059
so that's why it wasn't playing, I thought catbox was down again

>>13369109
I reposted it almost immediately afterwards, you probably grabbed the first one by mistake...
>>5362582
>[Deleted]
>>5362658
song
>>5465343
fubuki singing it instead

>>13369002
It's a little embarrassing to continue talking about the heimin and how I feel towards them, maybe another time.

>>13369253
That's fine, I'll be watching you guys so please keep it up you both, I really want to see you two together for a really long time.

sorry joe, I was asleep last night.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>13369475
>18:59:59
>>13369480
>19:00:02

>>13369475
>01:59:59
>>13369480
>02:00:02

>>13369407
I hope we're together for a long time as well, it took a lot of effort to the rein the heimin in after all.

>>13369796
I wish more people would do the same thing you two do, but I guess if everyone would act like you two it wouldn't be so special. still some more couples posting or acting cute together would be appreciated, thank you.

>>13369467
I'll bust your knees faggot

>>13370455
dont pretend to be me while im doing this fucker.

>>13368499
Please cap your power level, you're simply too strong. Thank you!

>>13370763
*things

poor joe

Wrong! This polar bear is deceased.

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>>13372389
Calli...

Please... no more crab...

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 6,074,410, a 1.11% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 106,569. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 351,481 shares, or 5.79% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 19,717 shares, or 0.32% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 41):
>Aqua :: +7.1%
>AZKi :: +5.5%
>Noel :: +5%
>Botan :: +4.8%
>Subaru & Sana :: +4.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Shion :: -5.5%
>Roboco :: -3.2%
>Matsuri :: -2.9%
>Moona :: -1.5%
>Ayame :: -1.2%

3 coins (Sora, Coco, Mel) had a net 0% change in volume today.
20 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $127,196.97, which is an increase of 3.04% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $99,809,208,173.89, which is an increase of 8.37% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,431.10. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $9,928,912,957.99 in total market value, or 9.95% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $119,034,075.94 in total market value, or 0.12% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 32):
>Calliope :: +48.7%
>Subaru :: +42%
>Fubuki :: +33.4%
>Matsuri :: +19.4%
>Roboco :: +18.3%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 25):
>Towa :: -23.9%
>Fauna :: -19.7%
>Ina'nis :: -18.8%
>Haato :: -18%
>Aqua :: -16.4%

23 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $100,704,440, which is a decrease of 64.58% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $134,154,660.33 today, a decrease of -23.60% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 21):
>Aki :: +12.5% All me.
>Choco :: +6.7% Also me.
>Fubuki :: +6.3%
>Polka :: +6%
>Gura & Iofi :: +4%
>Roboco :: +3.8%
>Ayamy :: +3.6%
>Marine :: +2.8%
>Aqua :: +2.3%
>Sora :: +1.8%

36 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

Market value moved up! The crab moves faster.

The Financial Understanding of Crab Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately. Or continue crabbing in an uphill circle forever.

>>13372425

>>13372597
Cute Calli image, where's it from?

>>13372524
>Market value moved up! The crab moves faster.
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 6,074,410, a 1.11% increase from yesterday's volume
We traded value crab for volume crab...

>>13372801
All things begin in Crab. And all so end.

>>13372801
you can only buy so many coins with like 70 active players and 57 coins to pick from

>>13365707
That is intentional.

Based OP choice.

>>13369475
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour somewhere. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Sunday, November 21st

dead thread dead game lol

>>13372629
>Calli

Night

does mumi have slight awareness of comp pikamans? She's even aware of IVs and natures, I'm impressed, most other girls play dumb and catch all the blobmons

>>13390893
i think she has slight awareness of it but it doesn't mean she's a smart/good player

>>13390969
>muimei
>smart

>>13392593
>yes, she is autistic and dumb, just like this clipper told me, it has to be, I trust him to pick the best clips!

>>13392658
so mumei is lex luthor?

>>13392658
>be me
>have only ever watched Marine clips
>based off of those clips, find Marine to be a shallow coomer no better than VShojo
>decide that this isn't fair; those clips could be cherry-picking her content
>decide to watch a full Marine stream
>six seconds in "I'M HORNY!"
>click off

>>13393201
see, you gotta be in there for at least 60 seconds. She has a one minute rule for all clippers to get their content before she spouts about her lust of macho men and well built foreigners

>>13392658
I don't watch clips, I get all my info from threads of her on /vt/. All I know of her it's that she is an stupid autistic and has a boyfriend

>>13393664
> I get all my info from threads of her on /vt/
and those people don't watch streams either.
you don't even need moonrunes anymore
anon holy shit get it together how do you even fail at being a NEET

>>13393664
here's a statement from your most hated EN
https://streamable.com/ahhqm8

>>13393393
I want to fuck aqua silly

>>13396267
cursed gura bean that sucks your dick and calls you stoopid

I have an announcement
*ahem*
Gura cute.
That is all.

>>13398908
proof?

good morning? anons,
fuck onedrive
thank god syncthing exists

>>13399539
In that bucket there is my cum

Cuddling with a Aqua oshicoiner!

I think I'm wasted.

>>13396834
Setting our expectations low, huh, anon?

>>13400992
Cuddling with a shion oshicoiner.
Do you want me to keep you company while you throw up in the toilet? you forgot to say it...

>>13401311
Cute!
I can still go on anonchama, cuddle with me instead

>>13401379
Sure, let's cuddle all day long

>>13401454
Cuddling all day long! That's very cute! Friendly cuddling!

>>13401744
You two are so cute...

>>13393664
>A boyfriend
>A (single)

>WU
>GF went to hospital
>No stream today
I hope it's nothing (too) bad, but she needs a little break too.

>>13401744
We can cuddle as long as you like anon...

>>13401769
They really are!

10 (and a bit) minutes to adjustment, thread is dead as always

>>13402140
We're gonna cuddle all night long like how our oshi does it

>>13402655
It's monday, please understand. As always, there isn't that much to talk about sadly.
If devs are reading the thread, what's the progress/ETA on shorting? It'd shake up the gameplay a lot, hopefully.
That's a cute Ina. What's in the wrapped box?

>>13402796
a little something for you :)

>>13402655
>>13387623
The game's absolutely alive, there's just not much to talk about.
Nobody has died, there have been no game changes for a couple weeks, there's not much of import to say. The game isn't dead, just stable.
Would you like me to talk about my day? What can of Monster I'm currently drinking? What I had for dinner last night? The anime I've been watching?
Let the thread be slow, it doesn't have to be crazy every day. There's nothing wrong with a slow thread. If anything, it's comfy.

Well then

>>13403102
it's brap buying time

post 'em

>>13403253

>>13403253
What do we call this one

Holy fucking shit.

moririn...

>>13403454
>-71.18%
sir, that's wrong, it's actually -243.66%

>>13403253
Heh.

>>13403253
Looking sharp

>>13403253

>>13403449
Bibi

>>13402881
Just for me? (●///▽///●)

>>13403253
>Wasn't even holding that much Mori
>Still took a hit because Mel and Choco both went down.

I left zhonkbot on at home and now I can't buy my fucking moririns at work when they're on clearance what the FUCK

Sure.

>lose 35 million
>go up 2 ranks

>>13403779
>lose 135 million
>go up one rank
>my oshi is Mori

>>13403771
Jim...

>susan into susan moon into susan again
Moririn...

>Calli in discount
Let's goooooooooooooooo

Someone please check my rank for me. Shionyo btw, outside and wasted to check.
AZZASSU

>>13404376
Rank 50.

>>13404393
I'm still crabbing! Comfy Crab Club!

>>13403935
This OP is never going to stop being relevant.

>>13404258
>zippers for easy access

Tri, your Tea tip actually worked, thank you

>>13404452
take me back. I hate it here.

>>13404376
Don't worry I'm with him to be sure he is alright

>>13404620
i'm coming up and with drinks, just uh hold on

>>13404568
It's most likely the caffeine. It has a constrictive effect on the vascular system, which means that it can often relieve certain types of headaches, while its sudden withdrawal can cause headaches.
Once, I moved places and suddenly went from 4 equivalent espressos per day to nothing. I wondered why I had this splitting headache for the next two days until I realized that coffee was the culprit. Gradually lowering intake didn't do anything for me; it's just the sudden changes that make you feel like you hit a wall.

>>13403253

Good morning, I am buying Towa and Kanata 2x.

>>13405944
Good morning, I am buying Towa x4.

>>13406313
That's a bit much, isn't it? I'd wait till tomorrow's adjustment to really start buying at her now normal price, considering it was an apex guerilla, unless you know about future events for Towa.

>>13406537
Well, I don't really have anything else I want to buy right now. So, I think I can be a little bit greedy, even if it's unreasonable...

Calliope x5 time

>>13406842
There's one coin you should buy if you want to climb and get closer to me, though it's neither Towa or Kanata... Greediness and unreasonability is fine as well, as I'd try to do anything you'd ask for, so I can't fault you on that.

>>13407119
>one coin you should buy
Yeah, I know. I'm gonna get some, I guess.
>I'd try to do anything you'd ask for
A-anything..?

>>13407296
Anything besides things you think I'd heavily dislike, as there are some things I won't budge on, especially when it pertains to you.

*sigh* I'll get one eventually.

>>13407585
One what, anon?

>>13404655
Better look after me so I wont do anything stupid like what im doing rn

>>13407685
nasfaq gf

>>13407455
>besides things you think I'd heavily dislike
I would never do something like this. I'd never forgive myself if I did something that would bring you pain...

>>13408085
I'm just paranoid about the past happening again when I lost you for a bit. I'm fine with a little pain though, as long it's not the emotional type..

>>13407867
You won't get one by just loitering around, anon. Man up and confess.

Oni... please sell more items

looks like it's "faggot hour" again.

>>13408273
Then it's up to me to free you from this paranoia. I can give you that other type of pain, but you'll have to accept the same ammount of pleasure, then~

>>13408627
It fills up the dead hours nicely. Not much to talk about in the current state of the game.

>>13408429
I have. Multiple times. I have received nothing but rejection.
>>13408627
If you have a better suggestion feel free.

>>13408811
Get back on your feet and try again.

>>13408690
That's fine...

>>13408721
>>13408811
>>>/soc/

>>13408721
>It fills up the dead hours nicely
/vt/ is not a fast enough board to justify bumping it with this shit.
>>>/soc/

i sure do need my /nasfaqg/ to stay on topic all the time

>>13409167
Yes.
Keep it about The Money.

>>13408893
I'm glad to hear that. Then, I guess I'll do just that. Oh, and don't be afraid to let out your voice more~ I really love listening to it~

>That newbie on the floor that tried to hold two oshiboards at once
How is this still a question 8 months later?

>>13409167
We do have a lot to talk about, like how is the market going to crab today for example

>>13409842
i wonder what it will do tomorrow

>>13408611
Is that you Zeon? Looks like I forgot to put out my usuals last night

>>13409167
Have you noticed how the people complaining never seem to contribute anything to actually keep the thread on topic? Almost as if any debate over the game mechanics beyond "ooh, look at adjustments, 8k Mori" at this point is just a timeloop. There likely is some discussion to be had, but at that point you might as well just be completely open about how you trade, which misses the point entirely.

>>13409842
>>13409890
crab tomorrow crab today

Can you guys buy my items? Thanks.

>>13411000
No.

>>13411000
Also, buy Rushia 5x, love Rushia 5x, hold Rushia 5x and sex___ Rushia 5x

>>13411000
You know what items I buy.

hello2

hows the day everyone

>>13411063
Koronesuki fuck off you are everybody least favourite fandead

>>13411507
Seconded, but >>13411063 shows some quality Rushia tummy.

>>13411466
nothing much, but I am dealing with a lot of updog.

>>13411849
whats nothing much

>>13411536
I prefer cute rushi not lewd rushi

>>13411871
you

>>13411466
good, went up 1 place
how are the vidya goin

>>13411897
Gottem

>>13411849
updog?
>>13411913
congrats on the rank up whoever you are!
havent played games yet today, but i did however finally enable xmp to get my ram speeds to match their marketed speed so im proud of myself

>>13411507
>>13411536
>Literal fucking who's talking about the best top 20 player
kek, consider suicide

>>13409371
Could you guys go back to acting like a cute couple, please? I don't like it when you guys make things sexual.

>>13411507
>>13411536
Living rent free in the heads of seething poorfags

>>13412100
>>13412122
And this kills the koronesuki=romance anon rrat unless he has the meme pass

>>13412156
i'm not using the meme pass, fuck off

>>13412196

>>13399141

>>13398908
You convinced me.

>>13412285
gura cute gura cute

>ITT: retards falling for retarded falseflagging
what else is new?!

So, explain to me why people assume this is the real/old KoroneSuki?

>>13412530
because there isn't anything else to talk about

>>13412670
we can talk about you. how was your day anon?

>>13412345
gura cute

>>13412701
painfully average. went to work, came back tired, cleaned up the apartment. how about you, anon?

>>13412809
>painfully average.
damn. we have so much in common!

>>13412809
I force myself out of bed to join our daily work from home team call, worked for four hours and slept through the rest of my shift. Now I showered, will go shopping afterwards and then play videogames until 6am so I can be tired at work again tomorrow

>>13412701
Pretty normal, woke up, went to work and I just finished having lunch. The perfume you guys recommended me should arrive today.

movie night thread on the floor, because poals don't allow more than one contribution per user...
since you're /here/ - your #1 movie will go on the first poal, #2 will go on the second. you can give me as many suggestions as you want
these are the old two, guess we'll be watching fellowship and mallrats this weekend:
https://poal.me/aq22i4
https://poal.me/je8alv
>>13412868
there was more than one of you?

This thread got dangerously real very fast. Can we go back to posting images of cute chuubas?

>>13412122
Sorry, sometimes the feelings get too intense sometimes, I didn't respond to that post because I thought it was getting too intense for the thread.

>>13412934
hnng

>>13412934

>>13412864
anon, please get some more rest onegai
>>13412868
>perfume
something something fag

>>13412920
What are you talking about anon? There is only one me

>>13412122
Sorry, I got too carried away.

>>13412920
>I am STILL the only vote for rewatching Myth debuts.
>I wasn't even the one that suggested it

>>13413371
I made the suggestion, but it was a couple weeks before Myth watched their own debuts on stream so I thought 'maybe not' after that and removed the vote.

>>13403253
it's just a ball thrown up a hill coming down all week then a divvies gust of wind swipes it up again. It's like trying to get swole by overeating but not excersizing and all you get is fatter.

>>13403253

>>13403935
>quarter year from then
>hold a good amount of Mumi
>no regrets
>Mori still not fixed

>>13414574

>>13414777
it started there… goddamnit

God I cannot get around the Twapgate

>>13415270
anon... ... are very important.

>>13403935
I love Mori and I love Moricoin

>>13415390
Guess I'm going to have to...
Lurk more...

Let's discuss anons, long hair or short hair? And why?

>>13409167

Sell all of your ame, you don't want to get caught holding her in a couple of days

>>13417415
whatever (you) have is the prettiest

>>13417415
I lke Mumei

>>13417415
you can make long hair look short but not the other way around so I'd go for long, it also happens to be my personal taste

>>13393664
They all do. I refuse to believe otherwise aside from Mori. God that woman is a hopeless romantic.

>>13417415
How short are we talking? 3DPD or chubas? Not too many women can pull something like a pixie cut off.
girls with hair down to their ass are all crazy, that's my contribution

>>13417415
I prefer long hair, but short hair is easier to manage so I don't dislike it.

>>13417415
I like Towa.

>>13412934
Is nasfaq really that dead nowadays?

Hello!
I come with an early useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Remember that the week has just begun and there are a lot of investment opportunities ahead! Do not exhaust all of your liquid by too early!

>>13418989
exhausting all my liquid into useless report anon uohhhh

>>13419049
tight boipussy

>>13417415
I love long hair, I wish ame would get a new outfit with long hairs.
>>13418770
>girls with hair down to their ass are all crazy, that's my contribution
No shit, you would go crazy too if you had to take care of ass length hair. The amount of care the need is fucking enourmous and don't ge tme started on how fucking expensive long hair cut can get, got charged fucking 140€ for blonde highlights once. No sane person would ever have hair that long unless they are some kind of princess.

>>13420312
Imagine considering showering + conditioner and not heating it with a blow-dryer hair care

>>13420557
Mind sharing your hair care routine anon?

I swear that there is something wrong with adjustment that I'm too retarded to figure out
It makes no sense that Towa moons to 20k, drops to 16k the next day and Is now going to stabilize around 13k or more, why the fuck do coins moon and then not go back to their original price (and Towa should be way lower than 10k mind you), this shit happens with all the coins and I can't figure out why
You take this shit to the extreme and you get Peko, Holo and Gura, who just raise raise and raise and raise until they drop 5% only to stabilize at 30k or 40k, the only reason Mori isn't fucking 50k it's thanks to Susan fucking her over all the time (which is what will probably happen to Suisei unless she enters the bog cycle)

>>13421267
pick one
>player interaction
>susan magic numbers
>honk black magiks

>>13420312
No wonder the investigator has an opinion like that, my mother has hair going below her hips. Probably takes about half an hour to care for per day, and that's just the basic upkeep.

>>13421375
I think it has to be honk black magik, it's like it's taking some random ass number from the middle of the day and using that point to base the adjustment on, I wish I had numbers to try and found out things

>>13421479
Way ahead of you.

>>13421580
That's not fair chartman, you actually know how to think
I just remembered I can check numbers in the F.U.C.K report hehe

>>13421580
Did you actually figure out the formula, or just approximate it? Do you ever have days where the new adjustment doesn't fit your model?

>>13420557
Just like >>13421425 said, with long hair even the most basic hair care can become a long and tedious task, and honestly I was never too interested about hair care because even with basic care they always looked nice even without doing hair mask or using oil
>>13421425
Yeah, my hair reached just above my hips and it took me 20 minutes only to dry them

>>13421267
Hey Towafag here, first of all,
>way lower than 10k
that's just wrong due to inflation and Towa's definitely on par with others who are at that price range, but I digress.
But anyways, Towa stabilized at 10k instead of 8k because two kenzokus (who I wonder) decided to continuously buy her during the bogration, giving the illusion of her price being higher than it should be, probably fucking over the adjustment algorithm, making her a new "Suisei", which has been stated in the past.
Continuing off that algorithm statement, I don't believe honk's current algorithm was meant to deal with high volumes and low amounts of trading, which is what Towa is and those other coins you listed are. The only numbers I can give you to support this that Towa has a volume of about 135k, and there's about 82k Towa coins tied up in oshicoiners and others (like heimin and those who hold just to fuck with market shares who aren't counted, sell your fucking coins pls) who just hold a lot of Towa and have a very low likelihood of selling her. Thus when she adjusts, she takes forever to move down like those other coins that have a higher volume. The adjustment algorithm is likely based off the end of day price instead of the supposed "average" as showcased by the 20k incident. She lost 50% of her daily views after that stream and dropped to 16k from a 21-22k price, and then was bought up to 17k, where she proceeded to lose another solid percent of her daily views for today, which is already close to her normal average daily views of about 80k-140k presuming no major events. This will likely force her price to stay around the 14-15k range now instead of the 12k range, which she was hovering around before.
So what does this all mean? It means that adjustments weren't designed to account for coins not being sold down to their "average" pre-adjustment and thus red adjustments go off their end of day price instead of their "average" causing Towa and others to stabilize at higher price points than they were at, but again I'm not a number guy, I'm just a Towa guy, I'll leave the actual data/numbers to the resident one in the thread instead of my anecdotes.

TL;DR: Don't buy Towa (or at least in high amounts), it's only going to get worse unless honk implements changes, either by volatility or making so people actually sell vast amounts of coins (nerf multisell tax? or something).

This is an effort post for the first time in a while, back to RPing with the Heimin.

>>13422731
>spoiler
Can you please not?

>>13422532
I have a chart set up that should in theory let me approximate some more information on adjustments, but it's new and doesn't have information in it yet. I will report on it when there's something to talk about.
If anybody has better ideas, by all means. I'm more interested in the information than being the first to crack it.

>>13422942

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
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ONE... NINE...
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HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!
>error duplicate file exists

>>13419049
>>13419673
Do Not Waste!

>>13423286
>02:00:08
>>13423312
>02:00:35

>>13423467
Your an investigator shut up you portable onahole

>>13423312
>16:00:35
war is coming

What is the answer to towa...?
I understand tyhat ogey is rrat, and ayame is chocoball. I want to start nasfaq but cant because of towa.

>>13424775
>ayame is chocoball

>>13424775
How about you do your reps faggot?

>>13424775
twap...

>>13424394
this hole is not a good investment! Consider saving your liquid for your oshi!

>>13424775
it is the one that caught me out too
there are mutiple options but you have to include the .....

>>13424775
>ayame is chocoball

>>13424775
>ayame is chocoball

>>13421267
It's not that complicated.
>"Oversold" mechanism
Bounces a coin back up if it's sold so hard it undershoots its next adjustment target. It is "absolute" in that it doesn't correct adjustment "towards" the right value, but directly to it.
>"Overbought" mechanism
Pushes a coin price down if bought up past its next adjustment target. It is not absolute and only corrects downwards "towards" the adjustment value. Allows SOME player driven inflation before green days as a result. Doesn't act as strongly or at all on downwards adjustments, allowing player driven inflation right before red days too.
Compound both, and the upward action of the oversold corrections + player driven buys outweigh the downwards overbought corrections. I suspect that sub-ticks also affect adjustment more strongly than subticks "falling off".
TL;DR It's by design. And is seriously a non fucking issue. Game or not, you can't have fiat + free market without inflation. Everything about this game is fiat - not just the currency, but the stocks too. Hyperinflation is a problem. We don't have hyperinflation right now. Not yet.

>>13423312
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Monday, November 22nd

>>13425071
Thanks g.
Now I'm getting an invalid verification key, I guess it doesn't want me to participate

is the game actually fucking dead?
Another guy tried to register the other day and said the same as >>13425719
When was the last honkpost and why hasn't he fixed shit yet

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at 7:05p Server Time, 66 Cycles into the day. Shit this one took a while.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 6,145,717, a 1.17% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 107,820. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 365,724 shares, or 5.95% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 20,257 shares, or 0.33% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 41):
>Haato :: +6.4%
>AZKi :: +5.8%
>Ina'nis :: +5.2%
>Ollie :: +4.9%
>Aqua :: +4.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Matsuri :: -3.3%
>Roboco :: -2.6%
>Mio :: -2.3%
>Nachoneko :: -2.1%
>Moona :: -1.7%

2 coins (Miko, Pochimaru) had a net 0% change in volume today.
16 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $126,268.64, which is a decrease of 0.73% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $98,585,715,276.95, which is a decrease of 1.23% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,041.37. A total of 8 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $11,587,710,228.71 in total market value, or 11.75% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $118,567,142.28 in total market value, or 0.12% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 31):
>Sana :: +39.1%
>Hololive :: +38.7%
>Pekora :: +30.1%
>Baelz :: +27%
>Botan :: +19.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 26):
>Calliope :: -52.5%
>Kiara :: -20.6%
>Haato :: -20.5%
>Gura :: -17.9%
>Watame :: -16.8%

22 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $135,548,107, which is an increase of 34.6% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $175,227,542.90 today, an increase of 30.62% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 23):
>Aki :: +15%
>Kronii :: +7.2%
>Marine :: +7.1%
>Ayamy :: +6.9%
>Choco :: +6.2%
>Pekora :: +5.2%
>Calliope :: +5.1%
>Gura :: +4.9%
>Sana :: +4.8%
>Watame :: +3.7%

34 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


BONUS
Here's some data on adjustments and current prices. Since this data concerns adjustments, Civia is ignored, as she does not adjust.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (Average of +$1955.48):
>Hololive :: +$10,005.43 (32.95% increase); Currently $7,594.63 over PA.
>Pekora :: +$10,002.89 (34.61% increase); Currently $7,810.37 over PA.
>Rushia :: +$4,318.33 (23.11% increase); Currently $3,159.61 over PA.

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (Average of -$2,212.25):
>Calliope :: -$19,341.50 (71.18% decrease); Currently $13,743.01 under PA.
>Gura :: -$7,852.86 (21.11% decrease); Currently $5,866.99 under PA.
>Haato :: -$6,003.56 (38.96% decrease); Currently $3,834.02 under PA.

Overall Average Adjustment was -$603.65.
Overall Average Change per Cycle was $4.28 upward.
Average Increase per Cycle was $11.89.
Average Decrease per Cycle was $10.94.

2 coins (Fubuki, Polka) adjusted up, but are now above their PA value.
6 coins (Korone, Choco, Kronii, Aki, Nabi, Coco) adjusted down, but are now above their PA value.
No coins that adjusted up are below their PA value.
That leaves 48 coins that are behaving as expected (Red moving up, Green moving down)

>What the hell does any of this mean
I'll let you know when I find out. In the meantime, The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

I still haven't hit character limit

>>13423312
>>error duplicate file exists
weak
>>13425719
>>13425831
...disable your adblocker and/or "Tracking Protection" and/or Privacy Badger, etc. retardchama - even if temporarily. A browser is blocking reCAPTCHA + a newfriend being too dumb to realize it isn't an impetus for ms. honk to do shit, it's more effective gatekeeping than the "captcha" questions could ever be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPan2iUWHPQ
Watch Towa have an orgy with a bunch of cute girls in 6 hours!

>the homoposters were keeping the thread alive

>>13431254
Was there ever any doubt?

>>13431254
We've been through this before. The stupid faggot posting DECREASES the activity in the thread as people stop reading it and posting in it because people don't want to see the shit. Eitherway, a dead thread is better than a thread filled with the lowest quality garbage you can post in threads.

>>13431387
I don't want you to worry about me, I'm vaccinated
got the Johnson & Johnson vaccine
I gotta admit, that's probably the most niggerish decision I've made in a long time
I walk into the doc like
>give me the third best option
>I'll have what the homeless people are having
Dave Chappelle: The Closer
how did I miss this?

>>13431387
Saying "we've been through this before" in the face of empirical evidence to the contrary made me chuckle. This is the content this thread needs. Hats off to you, faggotschizo.

>>13431387
>a dead thread is better
opinion discarded. dead thread = dead community. check other boards to verify this

>>13425897
>Average Increase per Cycle was $11.89.
>Average Decrease per Cycle was $10.94.
How do we make this number go up

>>13432016
We beg the devs to finally rework market volatility and crank it up.

>>13432082
honk, we want it back now. the coco volatility

>>13432082
It's fucking over

>>13431828
A dead community is better than a dogshit community. Take that comment back, check other boards to verify this. Every other thread that engages in the stupid faggot posting are the biggest heaping piles of shit on the site. There is nothing wrong with slow threads. The thread doesn't need to be bumped by 2-3 fucking neckbeards pretending to erp with each other

>>13432202
How about you add something of value to the thread yourself instead, faggotschizo?

>>13432202
ok then, enjoy being the king of corpses oh great protector of integrity

>>13432016
Making that number go up doesn't technically solve anything, it just makes being present for Adjustment Time more important. Maybe a scaling factor based on how far from Adjustment Time it is? Coins start with slow movement, but get more volatile as the day goes?

How about a quick round of Riichi Mahjong, /nasfaqg/? A little inconsequential warm-up, eventually we'll be playing for money.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23988

>>13432202
>>13432369
Why are you two fucking idiots acting like it's a binary decision?
>0: Dead Thread
>1: Faggot Shit
It's not.
>>13434362
I'd join if I had any idea how to mahjong. I'll watch I guess.
>LOGIN
>Auto-redirect to the main page
guess not

are multi-buy chads still 5x-ing Mori?

>>13436237
Yes

>>13436290
I switched down to 2x. Not like I'm going to do anything better with the money by Friday, not really sure why.

>>13436404
I haven't really checked the numbers to see if it's still profitable, but I'm in the same boat as you, got liquid to burn and I'd rather start now than have 60m on friday because haha funny crab market

>am kenzoku
>can't buy another bibi
>life is suffering
fine harem, keep it

>>13436844
I don't even know why you bothered.

>>13436925
oi don't taunt me

nice. found it

>>13436959
This only benefits KoroneSuki, if you really want to continue this. I'm autistic.

>>13437017
Now I'm torn. Want bibi.

>>13437071
You can just snipe me when I sleep regardless cause you're always up later than me. It's up to you.

>>13437146
my advisor decided I existed again and wants to meet tomorrow, this was me checking on auctions before I knock out.
>watched $5m shion happen
>money laundering
...I will be up early enough.

>>13437229
I only do a little money laundering just because imyourtarget has been inspiration to me since I started playing. Beating him on the oshiboard was my first real goal. I'll just resell the Shion hat for like 200k anyways.
Feel free to snipe the hat if you really do want it. Bibi hat is the best hat in the game after all.

>>13437328
I just want to stack them damn it

>>13437328
I legitimately don't know what I did to earn the love of the kenzoku other than be the first retard to buy a lot of Towa. I barely even post in here.
I am a victim of money being laundered to me though I did willingly accept Tower's farewell gift

Congratulations on the aircraft carrier Joe.
>$1bn now = #32 on the leaderboard

this is what mikofag was seen doing with his...

>Choco streaming
>Minecra
>She's just farming mobs at the mob farmer

>>13437414
If there was plans to ever stack hats, it would've been implemented already, won't ever happen sadly.
>>13437447
You've been dedicated to the Towa solo buying for longer than anybody else has, even if it's stupid if you want to buy a lot of Towa in the long run. I still miss Yogiri LTD and fighting with him for the bottom spots as well on the oshiboard. I just like the other Kenzoku and I've never had an encounter with another Kenzoku that has rubbed me the wrong way. I respect Tower for his climbing prowess and being a top player, you for being dedicated to Towa buying for the longest time.
I had $50 mil laundered to me that got bugged and gave me another $50 mil, that ended up with me being the sole target of money removal during that bug, which is still a little dumb, but I digress. I think a little money laundering is fine personally, just not absurd amounts like Tower was initially doing. I still feel a bit bad accepting the farewell money but I know that's what he wanted.

>>13437484
I'm a fan of >>13418989
>distance between top 50 and top 20 is roughly $900M
>distance between top 50 and top 100 is roughly $500M
Crazy how the thing doubles that fast, not to mention the
>top 100 now starts at almost $200M

>>13437678
>top 100 now starts at almost $200M
jesas, that was comfy crab territory in september

>>13437580
yeah but it probably sounds amazing

>>13437678
>>13437484
Reminder that you start with 126k.
Any account placed lower than #1973 is either a critical retard, an account that can't even be called "dead", or a memorial for a deceased player.

>>13437727
>you will now remember how everyone was excited for $100M jet club
>yet now everyone in the top 130 is in it
>you will now remember people congratulating each other for getting their first lambo
>yet now you start with 10% of one and can probably get one in only a day if you day-trade like a schizo
crazy, ain't it?

>>13437580
ok, she sounds amazing as always but those god damn minecraft noises

>>13437866
Clearly we need to start making dummy accounts and do Lambo% RTAs. Maybe then honk will fucking clean out the shares from dead accounts.

>>13437896
>>13437756
Choco sounds good pretty much always, but her autism grinding is difficult to digest sometimes, if only because I generally want to be the person doing the autism grind.

>>13437976
I don't really think shares from dead accounts really account for much, plus it would only be fine for accounts that are truly deleted, but I don't even know if honk can track that. The mass deletion of "dead" shares would "solve" the issue for maybe 2 days, it's pointless.

>>13435656
Sadly you can't watch matches via Mahjong Soul, you can only watch past games. Likely a measure to prevent cheating. I heavily recommend learning how to play though, it's a very fun game and is really striking the balance between randomness in drawing tiles and player input/strategy.
>>13436237
I still am, switching to 3x for the night though.

>>13437976
To be honest, a Lambo-getting contest doesn't sound too bad of an activity. We all start our accounts on agreed upon time, the first one to get the lambo wins, auctions excluded.

>Mori with 0 views on poi again
Is this the new cycle? two 0 days in a row -> moon -> repeat?

>>13437484
I fucking hate it here.
I miss the klub...

>>13438654

Bread is already good to go. It's exactly what you think it is. Just waiting for page 10.

>>13439635
is it me and you? >///<

>>13438870
btw I hit aircraft carrier a few days ago as well, but having around 20% of your assets into 1 coin makes things spikey

watch roboco onegai, she is very cute.

>>13440244
>20%
Pathetic.

On an unrelated note, watch Towa play with a bunch of her cute girlfriends in OW in an hour and a half, maybe you'll find someone new you like or have a good time!

>>13440656
I forgot to link the stream, gomen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPan2iUWHPQ

I'm finally free...

BREAD TOMORROW
>>13441585
>>13441585
>>13441585
BREAD TODAY

>>13440656
wow ok fuck you too
SMDkm

So how is the ame roboco vrchat collab going?

>>13434362
shit man is this still going?