/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I couldn't even begin to tell you chief. All I want to do is worship sex fairy with other cultured folk.

--- Numberfags below this point will have their prostates tickled by my penis ----

>>13342784
That's some inferiority complex you've got there OP. But I understand. I'd feel inferior too if I liked nijisanji.

selen is the equivalent of gura for baitposting

>Self-contained
>Posts the same bait thread for the nth time
K

Projection, you wish holobronies cared about your literally who, so you're false flagging like an underage retard.

>>13342994
Actually no, we're pretty fine without your retardation. I'd rather my oshi's chat not look anywhere near as pedophilic as Gura's, or be anywhere as retarded as Amelia's. Imagine having a chat so bad, you cut off a stream for your favorite game because they spoiled the puzzle you were looking forward to.

Couldn't be us.

>>13342784
Your thread couldn't even get shit fhat you wanted
>>13318292
>>13318292
And now you retort to make a new thread, copy pasting and altering
>>13323049
>>13323049

>>13342784
Your thread couldn't even get shit that you wanted
>>13318292
>>13318292
And now you retort to make a new thread, copy pasting and altering
>>13320769
>>13320769

>>13342784
Your thread couldn't even get shit that you wanted
>>13318292
>>13318292
And now you retort to make a new thread, copy pasting and altering words
>>13320769
>>13320769
Keep shitposting though, i'm sure you'd get +views for your chuubas, and not hate.

>>13343070

>>13342784
Rent free roru

>>13343270
There is no seething or coping. You guys have the quantity. We have the quality. Let's keep it that way.

>>13342975
Take note of what time it is in a certain part of the world. It's two sides being pitted against one another for a third group's entertainment

>>13343070
>near as pedophilic as Gura's
why are nijiniggers even allowed on this board again

>>13343401
seethe harder, you know it's true

Why?

>>13343341
>Quality over Quantity
Huh. Don't you have another recruits of Niji academy to worry? what about your EN wave4 filles with Nepotism picks? Quite bold of Niji fans to claim HoloEN's full of Nepotism picks, when its only Sana. and thing is, she has quite a portfolio, meanwhile half of Niji's are nepotism picks with what? That's why wave3 failed spectacularly, and we'll be waiting for wave4, so people will have more materials to work on, "NijisanjiEN, aka Elira's friends"

>>13343724
>2D=3D
off yourself

>>13343341
>we have the quality
>posts the least watchable niji, who reaches as far as the fucking sun to try to find excuses to laugh so people might think she's actually saying anything funny

>>13342920
Implying that's not their end goal.

>>13343921

>13343992
>wordswordswords
(湯)

>>13343992
christ i've talked to nyanfags less retarded than you
please move to a website where unironic pedophiles like you can post among your peers
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/discord/
etc.

>>13343992
all that words just to say >i hope i don't have to explain it

>>13343830
Our worst girl (Nina) is better than half your talents. Heard Sana is an artist. Where are those drawing streams at? Two since she debuted? Isn't your walking ceiling fan incredibly depressed and taking breaks all the time? Your ASMR is a flop, and your berry girl is as interesting as paint drying on the side of the wall. As for Baelz... she's alright. She just about makes up for having Kiara in HoloMyth.

You guys are a mess. Ina insulted her own fanbase. Watson cut off Outer Wilds because of chat. Gura couldn't even collab with anyone outside of EN for the longest after she debuted. Your manager can't do shit properly (what a botched ass 3D announcement). And don't even get me started on these fanbases.

So, yes, quality over quantity.

Please never come back here. Never watch the girls and stop using selen to falseflag.

>>13344214
>falseflag
When literally every selenposter is falseflagging, my dear anon, no one is.

>13344125
>Our worst girl (Nina) is better than half your talents.
woah
>Where are those drawing streams at?
Huh.
>Isn't your walking ceiling fan incredibly depressed and taking breaks all the time?
Reaching
>your berry girl is as interesting as paint drying on the side of the wall
Im so sorry anon
>Ina insulted her own fanbase
1 person = whole fanbase
>Gura couldn't even collab with anyone outside of EN for the longest after she debuted
Who's she collabing, collabing with anybody she doesn't know or not familiar with just because?
>Your manager can't do shit properly (what a botched ass 3D announcement).
Oh
>And don't even get me started on these fanbases.
im so sorry that your new wave couldn't add more people to watch Niji, i'm really sorry.

No one should ever take you seriously, really, no one should. You were already reaching, first sentence, was already a flag, but then i read the whole thing. Its sound like a copy paste from bait threads. Amazing. You don't believe this though, right?

>>13342784
stop falseflagging with Selen you nigger

>>13344563
> reaching
Okay retard.

>>13344563
>woah
>Huh
>Oh
>reaching
Amazing comebacks anon, you sure showed him

>>13344610
Should've wordes properly, what i meant was, just because she's taking breaks, doesn't mean she's depressed

>>13344563
>non-arguments
go back to your trannycord, teen

>>13344620
Why should i answer that properly, those don't even make sense, i was indicating that those were shitposts, but of course you wouldn't understand.

Nah, you're probably acting, or maybe you just represent as Rose's fanbase, which is a retard. Well, Oshi's reflect their fanbase i guess.

>>13344697
>that's a shitpost because I said so, so I don't need to respond
>ad hominem
astounding work, you really get to say the holobrony's mind at work here

>13344675
Selen represents the zoomer fanbase pretty much huh.
>Discord
Don't Niji fanbase hang around therw because they don't have a community? Please keep your reddit alive so your chuubas come back, like when it became official =(

Imagine marrying Selen Tatsuki and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her gaming reps up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Selen is glowing and her gamer activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her fridge body. Now imagine in a few months Selen has to stop her intense gaming because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Selen's face when her doctor tells her that she should take a break on her apex reps for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive toxicity is doing more harm than good. Imagine Selen reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop pwning n00bs for now for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Selen Tatsuki raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine Towering above her while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Selen up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine Sniffing her hair as she lies facing upwards on top of your torso and guides your hands around her like a scarf. Imagine rubbing Selen's hard sensitive nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine teasing Selen about how her breasts are too small to feed three kids and how she'll need to start saving it up early, leading to her not milking herself for weeks and accidentally turning her tiny supple breasts into overfilled perky veiny perky lumps that spurt succulent cream at the slightest touch. Imagine Selen being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she should just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Selen's now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Selen tryharding motherly charms like learning to cook and decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts tryharding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day. Selen's competitiveness would overpower her small amount of reasoning and have her end up a dairy soaked mess for weeks because of her overstimulated mammaries. Imagine holding her cool dragon hand while she's in the maternity ward giving birth and in her half dazed state right after pushing out three beautiful children she says "my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh" and she falls asleep and you wrap all your children in yellow blankets cause they're legendary and they fall asleep in her arms while you sit next to her and poke her flabby stomach.

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Selen Tatsuki. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married)I would do everything in my power to make Selen Tatsuki as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of bubble waffles to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Selen will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Selen's stomach grumbling due to her weird cravings based diet and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck which she will undoubtable cackly about with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and epic wins. Selen will be the happiest girl in the world and ever year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>13344728
>T-those a-are fa faxz!!
Please watc-

Imagine being friends with Selen in highschool and your parents make you go to Prom together because "you both get along so well and you need to stop playing so many videogames anyways" even though I DON'T LIKE HER THAT WAY MOM LEAVE ME ALONE and then you show up in an uncomfortable suit at her house just wishing you could both play Battlefield 2: Modern Combat on PS2 online together instead but when you get to the front door Selen opens the door and is dressed in a really girly dress that she and her parents picked out and it looks really good on her and makes you blush and you feel for the first time in your life that you may have a crush on a girl except Selen doesn't act any different she is just too confident to be embarrassed looking so girly so she greets you like normal and you both get in the car together with you being self-conscious the whole time because this really pretty girl just acts super close to you the whole time and throughout the night you just can't stop thinking about Selen and how much you like Selen and how pretty she is and even how she smells feminine and oh my god i think I love Selen but the entire time Selen just makes fun of you as she always does even poking fun at how you're acting weird tonight and you just can't get her out of your head so at the end of the night you decide to just straight up ask her to be your girlfriend which you do but it's really awkward and you don't seem cool at all and she just laughs at you about it so you think you're getting rejected but then at the last second she says sure and that she's surprised you even had the balls to ask her out so then you date Selen and kiss her and fuck her and get married and have kids and live a happy life together and nothing ever goes wrong forever with you with Selen and you're with Selen who is cool and you like a lot.

I really fucking love Selen. Everything about her makes me dream for a reality where I live next door to her as a kid and we become best friends. Imagine waking up as this girl's still up playing old games, and having to carry her back to bed since she's too tired to walk there. Imagine her laughing and teasing you until you stay with her and sleep half the day away. I want to hear those loud giggles first thing in the morning. Imagine her dorky whines and laughs as she wants your attention and imagine sitting next to her in your room while you teach her how to play a video game. Selen is so cute, dorky, and lovable. She would definitely be the kind of girl you could scoop up in your arms and tease when you've had enough of her own teasing. I love her too much for words to properly convey, and if you haven't realized just how amazing having her in your life would be, I pity you. The reason she races dragons is because she isn't one, she's an angel. I LOVE THIS GIRL TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART AND SOUL TO HANDLE. I LOVE SELEN

"Pff!" The dragon girl giggles as you pull up her shirt, accidentally tickling her a bit as you do. She raises her arms, allowing you to remove it entirely, and reveal her smooth stomach. "C'mon, Anon. You really wanna do this? I'm a dragon, you know." She grins at you smugly. "We're a bit tougher than humans."
Ignoring her attitude, you pull off her jeans, revealing her panties along with her bra—a matching set of black and purple. Despite her tough talk, you could see a bit of wetness on her panties.
"Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you," she murmurs as you pull down her panties. You blink, surprised—instead of any hair, a tiny patch of dark purple scales marks her pubic mound, smooth skin leading to her glistening pussy
She licks her lips as you trace a finger around her slit, feeling her clit beginning to poke out. her eyes follow the outline of the bulge in your pants, but she still seems more amused than aroused, even as you slip a finger inside of her.
"Holy shit," you mutter. Her pussy was like a furnace—practically burning your finger as you seek a sensitive spot, pressing against her walls. "That's something." You're a bit worried your dick might melt if you put it in, but you'd gone this far now, and couldn't turn back unless you wanted to be teased about it for months.
"Hahaha…" She laughs nervously. "I know, right?" Her eyes betray a deeper feeling—a flash of nervousness, as if worried you would back away. "Think you can handle me?"
"You tell me," you grunt, pulling down your pants. Your bulge is even more prominent now, cock straining against your boxers. Then your boxers drop, and your dick springs out, achingly hard as you press it against the dragon's groin, feeling her internal heat meet your pulsing rod.
"Pffhahahahaha!" She bursts out laughing, looking down at your member. You grit you teeth—you didn't think dragons were that big—you considered yourself above average in terms of size. Was it really that much of a difference? "Anon!" she gasps, finally composing herself. "That's way too big! I'm never gonna able to—" Before she can even finish, inspired by the rush of confidence from her words, you thrust inside her.
"AAAHH!" Selen screams as you penetrate your, a tight, wet heat pressing against the tip of your cock. You barely make two inches inside before you have to stop—peculiar, since she'd told you her hymen had broken centuries prior. "Fuck! Gimme some warning, would you?"
"You still sure about me not being able to please you?" you murmur, a smile still on your face. From the red on her cheeks, you could tell that that hadn't been a scream of pain.
"L-look, Anon, just take it slow, and—"

"Ah! Ha, ha! Ffuck!" the dragon pants, exhausted. She'd stopped being an active participant three orgasms ago—she was just too sensitive, having cum almost a dozen times already as your cock dug at her sensitive spots, pressing against her womb. "S-slower!" she begs.
"Rrgh!" Instead, you do the opposite, thrusting into her harder than before. Her clawed hand digs into your back, leaving furrows in your flesh—her human hand isn't much farther behind, though the wounds a little lighter.
It only inspires you to be rougher in return, your teeth sinking into her shoulder as you bite down, claiming her body as your own. Selen had already done so to you multiple times—this was just payback. She shudders in your grasp, another orgasm wracking her body as you press agianst her g-spot.
Good timing, as you're about to cum too. At this point though, you're too far gone to think of anything other than releasing inside—you practically roar out your orgasm, driven to bestial heights by your mating with the feral dragon girl.
You pull her body close to yours as you tip over the peak, cock twitching as you seed her womb with your hot jizz—she lets out a surprised gasp as she feels your cum splash into her deepest parts, stuffing her womb with your semen in seconds.
When you pull out, gasping for air, she just lies there, her ruined pussy leaking cum slowly onto the sheets. It takes her a few minutes to come back to herself, a low growl in her throat as she rises.
"Dumbass," she whispers into your side as she cuddles up to you. "You can't just cum inside me like that… you better take responsibility." Her tone carries none of the normal playful teasing, instead showing you a surprisingly vulnerable side of her as she lays her scaled hand on her stomach, as if feeling her womb, stuffed with your seed. "Shit, I might really get pregnant…" she murmurs, clicking her tongue. "You're crazy, dude."
At that, your cock rises again, and she gasps, looking at your member as it returns to full strength in only moments after hearing those words.
"W-wait!" she chokes out as you roll back on top of her. "At least gimme a few minutes to—fuck!"

>>13344751
>>13344775
>>13344797
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>>13344849
spamming/flooding is a bannable offense

>>13345019

>>13344751
>>13344775
>>13344797
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>>13344849
>pasting copypastas with his whores name filled in to try to hijack the thread
more pathetic than this you'd die

>>13345047

why are [group of people who are not vtubers, but watch them] so interesting over vtubers?