/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>13233127
i don't even know who this is

>>13233127
>Laugh at her
>Scream at her: "I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE MAKING 5 FIGURES EVERY MONTH OFF OF YOUR SIMPS! POOR BABY!"
>Slap the drink out of her hand.
>Run out of the bar, laughing.

>>13233127
ignore her because im here to have a good time with the lads.

>>13233127
why does my local bar look like a home kitchen?

>>13233417
I've been to New Orleans enough times to tell you that some of the "restaurants" and "bars" there are nothing more than big houses with a converted living room and kitchen.

TL;DR I've been to places like that before.

>>13233127
That's her own kitchen. Who pours a beer to "drink"? Poorly poured too.

>>13233127
Go drink my beer while crying alone on my shitty life. It's the only day of the week that I can do it with the money I have. Her, she can come everyday do that if she want.

>>13233127
Remind her that her soul is still trapped here, and buy her another drink on my way out.

>>13233127
Looks like shes alone. Rape.

>>13233127
who

>>13233127
>walk up to her
>hey nyanners, I recognize you from your twitch streams
>you're looking kind of down *go in for a back/shoulder pat but think better of it but do the motion so she knows I care but respect her personal space*
>I just want to let you know your content has meant a lot to me. It might be silly thinking that video game streams are a big deal. But as someone who has trouble finding a girlfriend being able to watch you and treat you as a girl who is having a fun time with me has been a life changer. You're honestly the best and I hope you don't let the anti get you down.
>now I don't know why you're depressed but here *slides her a $50 dono*
>don't worry about it, $50 is nothing to me
>I know you're a streamer but I could give you more than what you make in donations if you're willing to be my gf. I have a stable well paying career, and most importantly I could love you more than any other man ever could.
>what do you think nyanners, would you like to be my girlfriend?

Or something like that I think.

>>13233127
That is the kind of situation that could land a girl in jail.
According to a new poll, nearly two thirds of Israelis — 63 percent — would not have a problem sending a Vshojo girl to jail for drinking alcohol.
As far as Israel is concerned, a Nyanner who buys alcohol in a bar is not only a lawbreaker but also a potential terrorist.

>>13233127
>walk up to nyanners
>slap her drink onto the floor and laugh
>"SHOULDA NOT CALLED ME A PEDO MS. PINK CAT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

>>13233127
Call the police, there's a minor drinking here.

>>13233127
>go to local bar
lost me there sorry, I don't associate with bargoing hobgoblins.

>>13236752
>thinks his lack of social interaction makes him superior in any way