/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to gently hold (talent)'s hand

>>13080537
▼Michiru EYE Cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtvGUcIrJU
Michiru released a cover of EYE by Kanaria.

▼Today's streams
https://youtu.be/ciU6c3bogSE
Lia will be talking about keyboard in 2 hours

https://youtu.be/AU6ZsY6G0o8
Uruka will be playing Super Mario Sunshine in 4 hours

Iori LOVE!
Nasa LOVE!
Uruka LOVE!
Tenma LOVE!
Lia LOVE!
Pippa
Michiru LOVE!

>>13080656
>Lia will be talking about keyboard in 2 hours
Will she actually teach about stuff this time or is it dumb shit again? I wouldn't mind either btw.

BLUE IS THE ONLY COLOUR OF BEAR I CARE FOR
WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT ANY OTHER BEAR WHEN URUKA EXISTS
EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS PERFECT
EVERYTHING SHE SAYS IS RIGHT
SHE IS UNDOUBTABLE THE SINGLE GREATEST THING TO HAVE BEEN CREATED IN THIS WORLD

I LOVE URUKA!!!!

https://youtu.be/GuBuamDm7ng
Maple is playing Luigi's Mansion

>>13080537
also might want to add the clip event thing to the op
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1460328112768438272

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Tenma LOVE!
Michiru LOVE!
Iori LOVE!
Pippa LOVE!
Lia LOVE!
Nasa LOVE!
Uruka LOVE!
Unity LOVE!
Dramafag HATE!

>>13080870
Pippa belongs in bloomers.

>>13081347

I saw they deleted, what I believe, was the sub thread on Pippa's channel on the discord? let me guess, they started talking about not pippa?

>>13082640
Looked like a lot of nothing

>>13082640
no that wasnt the issue, it was just a dumping ground of low effort memes that was giving mods headaches

>>13082640
It was a bitch to monitor, and there's already an off-topic channel. It's kinda why I started the "waifu" thread so off-topic wasn't 90% waifu/oshi posts

>>13083396
Shut it nigger

I LOVE LIA

https://youtu.be/ciU6c3bogSE
Lia is starting her lesson

LIA HANDS LIA HANDS LIA HANDS

I don’t even care that those hands were wrapped around Kap’s kock. I LOVE LIA’S HANDS!

>>13080795
I wrote some lyrics to her bgm. Like to hear it? Here it go.

I LOVE THIS BEAR
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BEAR
I LOVE THIS BEAR
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BEAR
I LOVE THIS BEAR
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BEAR

HER NAAAAAME IS UUUUURUKAAAAA!

That's all I have so far.

god her hands are so cute

WHY ARE LIAS HABDS SO CUTE
IM IN LOVE SO MUCH EVEN MORE

I want to hold those hands

>>13084788
bro

>keyboard autism
>adorable hands
I've gone full fucking Gosling bros

she mentioned asmr, who else is hyped?

Lia handjob....

>>13084709
He felt those hands in his, bro….

a woman is smarter than me in something, i don't feel so good bros

>>13084651
I love when girl use sweaters that partially cover their hands, cute.

>brown hate
wtf Lia is based?

>>13085451
Watch before posting anon, she loves brown switches

I can’t believe I’m this enraptured by Lia’s hands of all things, how did I turn out like this?

>>13085526
i don't know what happened to me over the last year i didn't like piss and armpits but things happen. but at this point i don't really care and just wanna see where the ride goes.

>>13084947
Lia's small tender hands...

>>13085702
that's a small keyboard too

You will never hold hands with Lia

>>13085753

>>13085788

they look so soft bros....

why did Tenma meltdown this morning

>>13085855
How many of you faggots are completely incapable of doing a single thread rep holy shit

>>13085850
my hands feel so cold now bros

>>13085897
Can't do that at my 12 hour wagie cuck job anon so I rely on simple tldrs to get through these events

>>13085850
>ring
bros...

>>13085966
Middle finger isn't for marriage rings dipshit

>>13085850
>>13085966
Oh fuck yeah
Time to visit bored housewife Lia

>>13085966
I think I actually have the same ring. It looks like one of those fidget/spinning rings for ADHD

LIA LOVE

>>13086332
she's growing up

>>13086195
hard to tell

>>13086426
Pretty sure its this one. Anxiety/ADHD fidget ring.

>>13085850
Her hands are white! WTF?

>showing hands
Oh god oh damn. She's falling even further down the hellhole. Why are liacucks like this? Hands shouldn't be shown at all.

>>13086748
pretty sure she's a valley girl, she and KK has an accent

>>13085966
Wrong finger to worry about. Imagine those adorable little hands wrapped around your dick.

>>13086782
hands are ok if they are cute

>>13086797
I just assumed all vtuber roommates were some variety of brown.

>>13086782
Stop being retarded.

>>13086842
anon lia sounds and acts like the whitest girl of all time how couldn't you know

Do you get it lube jars? Do you?

>>13086886
It’s not like I actually watch streams. Come on, man.

>reviewing your keyboards
>WASD on mine are fading, W is completely fucked
maybe I shouldn't...

that looks so uncomfortable

how frail is lia to have carpel tunnel at such a young age?

Lia's cute fingers...

at least it wasnt a trackball...

>>13087182
Please understand she's a zoomer that has been sending 1000 texts a day since she was like 12. Typing on a phone is brutal for carpal tunnel.

>>13087148
How? Do you also think holding a cup is uncomfortable?

>>13087294
>zoomer women in their 30s will be physically unable to give hand jobs

>>13087334
more blowjobs for me

>>13087334
Get milked while you can, bros.

>>13087334
Is that why handjobs went up from 15 dollars to 20?

I want to sniff Lia's gamer girl chair...

>>13087477
step in line bud

Was that a fucking brap?

i would actually blow a grand just to smell lias chair and post about it here

>>13087572
imagine all the times she's sat in it without pants...
all the braps she's belted out on it...
all the sweat that's soaked into it...
she's probably even shlicked in it at least once

>>13087755
ok maybe i'd blow a little more than a grand

SHE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME SAD

Rate the stream

>>13087878
Lia's CUTE small hands/10

>>13087878
i goslingd for her hands/10

>>13087878
brap/10
https://youtu.be/ciU6c3bogSE?t=5147

>>13087878
Cemented my love for her/10

>>13087953
oh shit

>>13087953
based

>>13087878
10/10

>>13087953
We need deadbraps' expertise on this topic

>>13087953
SOMEONE USE A NOISE REDUCTION

>>13087878
cute/10

I thought I was at an unhealthy level of Gosling. Then this stream happened.

>>13087953
>>13088285
Sorry, sounds like she's just adjusting her plump rump in the chair

>>13080853
Do we need to have subtitles on the clips? My japanese isn't great but it's better than most ESL clippers and Nasa is pretty easy to understand

>>13087182
She has carpal tunnel? surgery funds

https://youtu.be/AU6ZsY6G0o8
Uruka is live

>>13091857
thanks blue bear

>>13091857
Dumb bear loses concentration during meetings...

>>13090765
I know grip strength and dexterity exercises I will teach her that involve gripping tubular objects.

>>13087921
I like Lia almost as much as Pippa. I imagine Pippa’s hands as skeletal claws clutching at my cock, while Lia’s soft smooth hands would wrap delicately around it. Even so, I’d still prefer Pippa based just on personality.

>>13092609
Imagine if Lia did a pedicure ASMR stream

So for tributes... what does magnesium do, and what does zinc do?

>>13093171
The only thing you need to worry about is saving up for awhile and staying hydrated. Edging for a while before you unload can help too but it's not an exact science and your results may vary.
I do not know what the etiquette is as far as where to deliver it(phone, printed out paper, screen, etc.)

>>13093371
Another question.. why did pcg became the place for tributes? aren't talents /here/

Please don't die Uruka.

>>13093171
That's micromanaging it
Best you can do for a solo tribute is save up for a week, maybe even edge a day or two

Pippa was reacted and Lia made jokes about it

I'd let Uruka squirt into my mouth!

>>13093429
That's why it's the place an-non.

>>13086426
Cute fingers

>>13093478
Solo tribute? what is the other option?

>>13094946
I meant one time, not like a daily occurrence
Though if you had a roommate a double tribute would be kino poggers

>>13086426
I want to suck on her fingers

>>13093659
Who has received a tribute? is anyone treated as off limits?

>>13095739
Pretty sure it was only Pippa so far, I'm not sure if it was here or clg where some nigger did a shit tribute

>>13097006
>shit tribute
...

>>13097006
there have been 3 for pippa and 1 for lia so far, i had heard about blood tributes but shit tributes? what the fucking is going on

>>13097060
>>13097065
It was a long while back, I wouldn't really call it a tribute so much as someone snapping a picture of a dump they took and calling it such. Pretty funny how Lumi has yet to receive a classic cum tribute after all the cockposting, blood tributing, and literal shitposting.

>>13097264
For blood tributing, does the person just cuts himself? or is it female related?

I'm in love with Lia

>>13097728
I fucked her.

>>13097369
Original tributer used his nosebleed, one fag slightly knicked his finger and made a blood fingerprint. A female-exlusive blood tribute just sounds disgusting.

>>13097788
Wtf I don’t remember typing this

>>13097788
I'm an idolfag but I love her so much I would still love her if that was true

Debut hype is wild.

>>13099800
What wouldn't I give for seeing the JPs make it and collab with the big vtubers...

>>13082640
Wait, you can make threads on Dicksword now?

>>13099800
Debuting with an original song is pretty hi-spec

>>13099994
JP market is oversaturated sadly.

Mii-chan's first Twitch stream is on YouTube now for anyone who hasn't seen it:
https://youtu.be/SGx4SceISws

>>13103155
Fuck twitch and fuck lgbt twitch culture. Instant dislike.

>>13084736
>That's all I have so far.
That's all you need.

>>13087148
>>13086426
>>13085850
>>13085702
>sassy blonde bimbo is actually so smol you could just grab her with one arm and carry her around while she calls you a dumb nerd and shouts about things she will do to your mom
Uoohhhhhhhhhh! I'm becoming a Lia Liker!

phase con halo infinite collab kevin please

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmNEC4XmlNI
Michiru playing Pokemon unite! This time anyone can play with her!

>>13106749
>she got a full team that's carrying her
fucking NICE

>michiru's team getting bullied
where are the michiru's white knights?

>Plays a low defense character
>Rushes in like she can tank hits
Michiru no

>>13105324
>tfw I remembered someone I used to know
Fuck you

>>13087334
generation footjob…

>>13106749
oh no! now there's nothing to sperg about

Did Pippa fucking die?

>>13110337
Sunday and yesterday were her days off and she was busy all yesterday. So yes my oshi's fucking dead but she'll rise from her grave today bro

>>13110337
She's being hooked up to a soda dispenser as we speak, she'll be back to schizoposting in no time.

>>13110337
she escaped the psychiatric ward, we have our top men tracking her down.

To me the guy in the clip sounds like a caretaker

>>13109713
https://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY

>>13110244
what did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oDgYGBrJXY
What the fuck is this lmao

>>13110744
/u/ in a nutshell.

>>13110735
Tenma is archiving her twitch vods, That was half the drama from last thread

Was Pippa's last strem vod deleted?

>>13112915
it's private. That was when she played the clip, right? I guess it's still in the process of being edited

>>13113123
I dunno. Miseed the stream, wanted to watch the vod later.
What clip?

>>13103155

What do they even gain from putting the VOD on YT?

>>13113571
A reminder to the braindead portion of the audience that streams could be on twitch now, they'll legitimately forget if not reminded every 8-12 hours

>>13113571
As I said last thread, Miichan had always felt bad leaving the youtube fans behind to get more popular with twitch fans. Posting this is to rectify this for her and her youtube fans. It makes the utter disregard of youtube much more palatable.

>>13113452
>What clip?
https://files.catbox.moe/4ifjle.mp4

>>13113571
twitch vods go bye bye after two months.
>>13113452
time to do your reps, entire threads went off rails because of it

>there are people ITT who are sexually attracted to hands
What is wrong with you? You sick get help

>>13114422
you're thinking about it wrong

if that's how nice her hands are, imagine how nice her feet must be

>>13113571
She didn't have the "Store Past Broadcasts" option enabled on her first stream so there never was a VOD even on Twitch.

>>13114456
>switching to footfaggotry
motherfucker

>>13114456
fugg

>>13114422
There's nothing wrong with liking hands

Are handfags worse than footfags?

>>13116059
I want kk to hold my hands while she burps on my face...

>>13113571
soft archiving purposes, if the channel is monetized they get money from watch time, people who don't like twitch can suck it up and just live in youtube VOD reuploads.

>>13114422
They are cute anon, not necessarilly sexual

>page 10 without bump limit
PCG bros...

>>13110744
I can't believe 4chins got featured in such a big clip channel, /vt/ incline!

>>13118379
we're too busy masturbating over lia's hands sorry bro

>>13118379
i’m too busy being masturbated by lia's hands sorry bro

so how did Pippar react to getting tributes?

>>13119007
She clarified she doesn't want them shipped to her.

>>13119007
She used donation info to find some of our irl pictures online and made her own tributes with them in retaliation. It was very traumatizing and now I feel like a cheap whore

>>13114422
imagine the handjobs

>>13119387
the fact that she even needs to clarify it is hilarious.

>>13119466
Don't have to, bro.

>>13114422
To be fair Lia's hands are extremely sexy.

>>13118379
dramafags are asleep

>>13119816
And now I'm awake to present more schizo evidence that Yes Shef is Kap.
Them both only playing on weekends is still worth mentioning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvSKfwjWZhk

>>13120559
Sure, but why does it matter? Imagine having to drop every friendship you ever had once you start vtubing. even if he gets royal privilege and gets hand jobs from those beautiful hands I'm pretty sure lia cuck only love her more for it.

>>13120559
ok but how do you know that kappers is him? and why 2 accounts? how old are they?

>>13120749
>why does it matter?
It doesn't but this board is for vtuber gossip, so I gossip.
>>13120796
He played with her in her first League stream. And smurf accounts are extremely common for League players. That one was probably made to try to hide that it was him but he failed.

>>13120934
>It doesn't
As long as people keep this in the back of their heads I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvSKfwjWZhk

WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING PERFECT

>>13120738
>>13121046
It's such a fucking crime she hasn't set a record-shattering incline by now.

>>13120934
>smurf accounts are extremely common for League players
I didn't know that as I don't play it myself. also went to check myself, no game overlaps even when they are on the same day, they happened at different hours, although I didn't check every single game, I think that's enough, the rrat holds true

>>13121263
It's easy to get banned so you need back up accounts.

>>13121539
>It's easy to get banned
Only if you are a dickhead, I have only received qeue penalties for leaving games midway through in .. god.. 6 years of playing.. get me out of here!

>>13121165
Someday she will bro, she’s got the talent so we just gotta believe and support

ok if tera saturdays become I thing I join. I've been avoiding it bc tera streams have been on weekdays

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1460726832500822039
pipper schedule

>>13124127
I miss the drinking streams with Tenma bros...

>>13124127
Are we all rolling the same faction in Secret World or does it even matter?

>>13120738
>>13121046
I love this cool & talented bear...

>>13124127
Pippa you can just keep making the schedules this way it's not like more than 1 guy bothers to save them.

>>13125177
We'll probably know closer to stream time

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1460758512963776514?t=y6_u44Ikgx5mwr-v7hdA7Q&s=19

I want and I need

>Battlefield 2042
Hahaha...
hahahahahahahahaaHAHAHAHAH!

What?!

>>13129325
multiplayer-only fps is such an unexpected choice. also she would probably have a less shittier time doing halo infinite instead

>>13129438
Now that I think about it, she mentioned she played Battlefield with her dad, who is a huge fan, so it makes some sense.

what was with that drama? I thought Tenma was reasonable.

I LOVE LIA

Kallin from Tsunderia is playing Don't Starve Together with Lia:
https://youtu.be/agGqbeY6_SE

Have you listened to Red hot jump today?
https://youtu.be/HPWP2--bP1c

>>13130645
no but i have now

So was busy for past couple of weeks and only been able to slightly keep up. What's the deal with pippa doing the whole notpippa thing? Couldn't find anything of value in the archives.

>>13130645
No because I hate Nasa.

>>13120738
Bearlovers I kneel her voice is sex

>>13130549
Its started
https://youtu.be/agGqbeY6_SE

does she say this every time? that's cute

>>13130756
How I sleep knowing that every day I can die in a car crash

I want Nasa to jerk me off with her giant claw hands

>>13130724
always good to have a back up

>>13131281
based

what did this bitch do to lia? her eyes are different. i think shes been drugged

>>13131281
The pain from the chafing and scraping would be exquisite to say nothing of the inevitable bleeding.

>>13131785
Where is Shirou poster? We need him to save Lia now more than ever.

Pippa please don't click on any links this time during stream, we don't want more idiots here fucking dying over the cuck posts again

>>13132060
https://files.catbox.moe/tztyqr.webm

>>13131785
Every time Lia does a collab with live model it makes her eyes grey… an inferior clone.

>>13132060
what happened? when lia isn't streaming i abandon these threads

>>13132192
Pippa clicked a notPippa clip during a stream. A thread and a half were full of cuckposts about Z and Kap.

>>13132328
jesus the immediate response to anything is cuckposting

>>13132400
The cuck posters also enabled cucking by buying a few things for their mobile home together.

>>13131341
That's true, but was there any reason behind it happening? I noticed the fear stream just prior to it got taken down, I only managed to catch a bit of that so I don't know if anything happened.

The more I look into it, the less it seams like anything happened. Just kinda curious about the way she is talking about putting more time into notpippa.

i was inspired by the the janny fruit doxfag's recent grooming of the Z-Man to finally put some visuals to voiceanon's famous impression from a month or so ago.
https://streamable.com/4filwc

btw how the fuck is that news not being talked about at all here? the fruitfag appears to literally have special on-demand access to the Z-Man in a secret groomcord (probably the same one that NotPippa was apparently in as well); https://kiwifarms.is/threads/virtual-youtubers.69525/page-3218

do you think the collab is gonna go over the hour mark?

>>13132727

>>13132727
Old news take meds, or stop trying to farm fruit karma. Groomers find ways to get close.

>>13132727
>ywn ride the cuck bus

https://youtu.be/-EGOTUYHUI4
pippa live playing secret world soon

>>13132727
I'm very new, was around for the when the "fuck up" happened but there is something I don't get, are they still together? is the not Pippa clip recent? is NotPippa still active?

>>13133093
>I'm very new
tl;dr: https://files.catbox.moe/x74cxe.mp4

>>13133093
I seriously don't give a shit about any of this, but there was a recent notpippa stream and you could hear some guy talk in the background at some point. Use this for your fanfiction however you want.

>>13133209
holy based

Pippa and her boyfriend comfortably living off the grid in their schizomobile!

>>13133261
I see. I feel that she is more documented over at the fruit thing but honestly I don't use that site, I have enough with /here/

>>13133353
the dream

>>13133353
>all the superchats are going toward the schizobus and once it's complete she will never stream again

>>13133417
based

>>13129325
I just want one of the PhaCon girls to play Halo…. hell Infinite just came out and it’s free

>>13133417
she can steal wifi from mcdonalds and stream from that

>>13133417
honestly it'd be based if she went full Kaczynski

>>13133549
i feel like the bus built by a furry man and an autistic woman will lead to the death of both due to exhaust issues

>>13133549
Finally some minecraft streams I could enjoy.

>>13133618
I'm betting on disease within 2 years or CO2 poisoning in a decade.

> furry clearing his throat in the background of pippa

You were doing so well making him stay in the bus during stream, Pippa. She's finally ready to kill all the simps.

>>13133667
mono means one and rail means rail

>>13133417
is it even doable to run a gamer pc with internet ot stream on a bushouse?

>>13133693
They share a room

>>13133947
>gamer pc
The only games that require a good PC anymore are triple A games that are not worth playing. And even then, you could run a good PC if a proper setup.

>>13133976
>>13133693
I'm done being a gosling. I'm done with the cope.

>>13134190
anon how did it take you this long

>>13134190
Good, maybe now you can try being a well adjusted, moderate fan.

>>13134190
See you next time she does anything GFE related

>>13133693
this happens multiple times a stream, every stream. listen more closely

>>13134281
Tuesday bought her an ASMR mic I think, so shouldn't take too long

>>13134025
yeah but we are talking about Pippa, what matters is her rig, iirc she has a gtx 1080 and she's been looking to upgrade for a while, and on otp of that she needs good internet to stream while gaming too, I suppose

>>13132400
They're broken, not even capable of perceiving a woman without their pavlovian response to talk about her cuckolding the reader in a non existent relationship. Even Lia's hands were enough to set them off

>>13134259
I'm well adjusted. GFE and goslingdom is like fanservice/romcom anime. It's fun, but the recent shit has kind of ruined it for me, like a bad arc.

>1 hundred dollars, just 1 hundred
>you could afford more than that, tarantino
whoa! Pippa is really ungrateful towards her donators!

>>13134908
anon your number reading reps...

lia is still cute even if shes been very silent all stream!

Pippa if you're reading this, Girugamesh is a Japanese visual kei band, hence why the guy in the ad wear a gothic style outfit. Name is taken from Gilgamesh ofc.

The band was formed in 2003 while FSN VN was released in 2004.

>>13135000
those were two different isntances, if that's what you mean

>He's still coughing in the background
jesus fucking christ

Also, I just managed to boomer my way into recording this in case she edits it out and the (now groomed) archivefag refuses to upload
https://streamable.com/fkft1i

>>13135243
well it's not like no one knows at this point, except new people just checking her out I guess

qrd on this game? is it indie or something?

>>13135243
>now groomed
ive always had the policy of not reuploading anything that would make pippa look bad or cause her trouble.
im not even releasing the first mabinogi stream just because she was sad during the stream, why would i upload a vod that has a roommate clip?
t.archivefag
also pippa if youre reading this, for godsakes give your furry a coughdrop, the coughing / throat clearing is especially bad this stream

>>13135499
I think I remember it being brought up a bunch around the time Guild Wars 2 came out and no one really gave a shit about it then and I entirely forgot about it until this stream. I think it was made by the same people who made Age of Conan, which was another dead on arrival MMO that no one gave a shit about.

I never watched Lia until she collabed with Kallin and man, her voice is really high pitched. Did not expect her to have a cunny voice

>>13135661
this honestly a pretty poor showing for Lia, if you enjoy her at all here check out here other streams!

>>13135707
Will do

>>13135667
Based, she should play those clips as a joke too.

>>13135667

kek

Stop encouraging it, electrician.

>>13135667
Fuck I wish those kiwifags would groom me too, they would love my massive schlong

>>13135881
Post cock here, they're probably watching anyway

I'm a notable Lia liker and I believe Lia is single but the lingering doubt fulfills my NTR fantasies

>>13136002
Based, fellow cuckold
This company is a fucking blessing

>>13136002
i'm the i love lia poster and i dislike ntr

>>13136097
I love the I love lia poster!

>>13136097
You might as well start liking it, at this point we really should just rename the thread Phase Cuck General

>>13135614
That seems redundant to your name, appreciate the work but I hope you get over your hang ups on imaginary stuff like that.

>>13136147

The I love lia posters hands have been around my cock, anon.

>>13135661
I think she lives in California, her voice really similar to KK's they both have that sort of high-pitched valley girl accent going

>>13136239
I can't believe the I love lia poster is impure...

>>13136223
i will die before i enjoy k*p posting

>>13136277
KK? Kamiko Kana?

And if she's American, I'll have to drop her. It's sad

>>13135979
they are

>>13136348
KK Cyber, she's another Mins Kid https://twitter.com/kkcyberai

>>13136324
don't believe his lies anon! im a pure boy! i live by the book!

>>13136348
he means kkcyber, my wife

>>13135667
>>13136390

>>13136094
But I ultimately Like Lia because I can dismiss the NTR speculation as just that, speculation. I mainly enjoy the GFE she provides.

>>13136509
based fellow lia gfe enjoyer, reminder k*p is in a different timezone

>>13136509
I know right? It's amazing. I can believe it's not real, I can believe to be cucked, and I can believe that I have the potential to cuck. I vomited when I realized this because of the sensory and information overload, but now I can freely switch or even experience bliss by believing all 3.

>>13135614
>also pippa if youre reading this, for godsakes give your furry a coughdrop, the coughing / throat clearing is especially bad this stream
Fuck it. I’m a Lia man now.

>>13136861
>doublethink

Pippa dating herself with references to Chess the Musical lol.

hes asking for it now

>>13137045
Invite me to the friend discord furman screw pips I want to be the meat in a zax/dogboy sandwich

>>13137045
>>13136390
>>13135667
This is really gay and so are all of them, and you by proxy. Its always like its their first time seeing shitposting.

>>13137178
whats ur discord account info

>>13137209
I at least expected the Phase Connect employee to act a little more professional than this.

>Phase Connect thread
>Cuckposting
>Tributes
>Discord
>Roommate posting
Everyone claimed the fishman was building up a minecraft/league of legends harem when he was actually creating a fucking trainwreck.

>>13137219
I'll be on mabinogi, you can get it there. let me know it's you by initiating a steamy erp session

>>13137266
Let Phase know that. These people just want to screenshot this stuff so other people can say "Bro that's so cringe these people are so dumb xD" and then get fruit karma points for their posts. Speaking of I think they just did there bit with that noise when she was grabbing her drink.

>>13137209
People who don't normally shitpost take shitposting at face value, more at 11

Z*x hates Pippa's genmates

Pippa the trades are awful. Your journeymen will be stubborn old men with broken bodies who demand you work harder rather than smarter because that’s how they learned it and they’re not capable of learning beyond that. All that just to have chronic body pain at age 40.

>>13137776
I don't even know if you need to censor it anymore; according to the rules, he was technically part of her streams and content, so talking about Zax openly should be fair game now.

>>13137618
I might, I don't much care for the cuckposting either, but an employee agreeing with the suggestion that Pippa should do shit on stream to intentionally mess with certain viewers and negatively affect the quality of the streams you don't like is incredibly unprofessional

I might, I don't much care for the cuckposting either, but an employee agreeing with the suggestion that Pippa should do shit on stream to intentionally mess with certain viewers you don't like and negatively affect the quality of the streams is incredibly unprofessional

>>13137955
>>13138013 meant for >>13137955 (because you're going to delete it AGAIN)
>but an employee
Unpaid volunteer.

retard anon LOVE

>>13138044
Electrician is staff.

>>13138071
Who's electrician there?

>>13137827
depends on the trade, local and your race. you can see lots of young black kids doing traffic flow. usually gets handed to the old timers who can do shit anymore.

>>13138071
where is electrician in any of those screenshots?

>>13138113
I am

>>13138113
>>13138126
Take a guess.

>>13138013
>>13138044
>>13138071
I thought we agreed a couple months ago that Z can't be electrician because Pippa didn't know anything about phase connect and Z was already with her at the time and trying to get info on the corpo?

>>13138172
Hired at the same time, I'm guessing.
In some early streams you can hear him typing, and then his messages appear in chat.

>>13138172
am i supposed to give a shit about the coded language? just say it.

>>13138071
But I was talking about the chat jannie doxxfag

>>13138071
uh, no? an electrician is somewone who deals with wires and electricity dipshit

https://youtu.be/nwkqDpz1JTE
Uruka is playing Among Us with her viewers

pippa....

>>13137209
>Its always like its their first time seeing shitposting
I think they secretly like it here but don't have the guts to get into the banter and long arguments that happen sometimes. It gets a specific kind of mind set to not get hotheaded here sometimes

>immediately after she ends stream she goes to shitpost with the fruitfags and pet furry on the sekrit groomcord
ngmi...

>>13138715
we should infiltrate and have our discord orgy there, you know as a prank

>>13138715
screencaps?

>>13138168

Tetaho was the 'op' in that image not an instigator, and biovore wasn't instigating at all.

>>13138770
Begone gen 2 succubus

>>13138770
post link and squat in vc?

>>13136624
Her taking that little vacation for “a friend visiting” made everybody lose their minds thinking it was Kap. But there was absolutely no evidence that it was him. The most evidence we had was fags on the discord asking him to join vc on a weekend but him never using work as an excuse. A nothingburger.

>>13137294
/pcg/ is the trainwreck. Phase seems to be chugging on. On the incline, maybe even.

>>13137294
>tributes
w-where?

>>13137842
I do what I want.

>>13138172
That was cope
>Z*x used to tell notPippa on stream when she was past some hours on stream
>eelman did the same fir a while with Pippa in the beggining
Also I gotta say. This secret groomcord interaction is incredibly gay. Come talk shit here faggots, we don't bite.

this place really is just filled with cock and cum starved fags and females
me included

>>13139161
: )

>>13139161
thinking about the two different communities hosted around corpo and roommate identities makes me wonder just how many inner circles there are beyond the public pcg groomercord
>>13139195
>anon is just now coming to realization with this on a basket-weaving shitposting imageboard

What font do most clipniggers use? Everything I try looks like shit

>>13139290

All vtubers have inner circles. The entire media is built off extracting money from lonely autists. If you're donating hundreds a month you need to realize that you're looked at behind the scene as nothing more than a paypig.

Corpo or indie, doesn't matter.

>pippa gfe
>skeletal claws clutching at your cock
>permeating smell of animal feces and urine
>diseased male furry hacking and grunting in the background

>lia gfe
>petite, smooth, plump hands wrapped gracefully around your member
>slight scent of perfume and women’s shampoo
>soothing ambient music and pleasing feminine valley girl voice

Man, Pippa’s more personal talks always have me feeling all parasocial and shit…

>>13139524
Can you do more of these for the other members?

>>13139524
Both of these make me erect

>>13139524
>nasa gfe
>giant, scaly claw ripping into the skin of your meatstick
>room smells like smoke as her recently shattered computer catches fire
>giggles and squints her eyes as she cups her second claw around your ballsack

>>13139524
>Michiru
>Keeps shouting "shit" whenever she dies on a video game
>Pokemon Unite noises in the background
>She's not paying any attention, keeps clutching even after you're done, angrier when she runs her articune into a full team and dies
>Also asks you to buy her costumes for her character, I don't know I don't play pokemon unite

>Tenma
>NAILS
>Smell of booze
>You can hear her neighbors scheming to poison her dog

>>13139709
>mating press with nasa
>you both get really into it
>she leglocks you and starts to dig her claws into your back
>gores you as both of you cum

>>13139750

I wanna get drunk and kill my neighbors with Tenma ToT

>>13139773
SSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

>>13139750
I would have sex with michiru that gets angrier the worse she plays. Also I would buy her all the costumes she wants

>>13139773
I’m diamonds. How am I ever to feel sexually satisfied knowing nothing will ever be as good as this?

>>13138715
>ywn be part of the group of people that she unwinds and shitposts with
>said group is furfag doxniggers
i hate this

This stream is bumming me out but I can’t stop watching

Suicide is ok. More people should an hero if they can't joy or meaning or are in constant pain for whatever reason, medical condition for example. Death over dramaticized. We are the only mammals on the planet capable if choosing to expire before our time comes and there's nothing wrong with taking that choice. This is related to what pippa was talking about btw.
Blogpost over

Do you think Pippa lurks here?

>>13140240
anon...

>>13140240
Lurk? No.

>>13140240
10/10 bait.

>>13140240
corporate vtubers don't lurk here, silly

>>13140240
She ejaculates on her pictures of herself and posts them here. She did one of lia too

>>13140278
Man got 3 easy (you)s

>>13140240
Your reps... Do them.

>>13139504
well no shit but I was asking in particular to pippers communities

>>13140153
You don't have to suffer anymore. Join me brother, and we will escape to the land of GFE and Parasocial, far away from here

>>13140240

She used to until a few days ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMps38TIYCk

>>13140592
she still lurks anon

yea, no matter how much she tries to explain or rationalize it, I'll never get the appeal of Lolcows, it just seems like a harmful obsession over something that inevitably leads to more misery in the world

>>13140663
how about this
morbid curiosity to see how pathetic one person can get

>>13140663
>If mentally ill people put themselves out there, they can't complain about getting shit on
Exactly. Same with animals Pippa, if they put themselves out there, they can't complain about getting eaten! Alive even!

>>13140723
They can't complain because they are animals, anon...

>>13140749
Even better, no backchat

quick, post THAT

>now she goes to hang out in the secret groomcord
I can't anymore...

>she'll check here
>see that her furry pet has been shitposting with the fruits
how will she react, bros?

Sorry about the state of the thread Pippa, but actions and reactions and all that.
Get some rest.

>>13140790
I got you covered bro

>>13140822
by talking shit about us too in there probably? but who cares it's just a snitch, a furry and some parasocial orbiters grow some thicker skin

>>13140663
Used to be kind of into them (like 12 years ago). Some are/were legitimately interesting, Most of the time I see modern lolcow shit it isn't even amusing though, it's more of just a circlejerk.

I kind of just moved onto just finding weird people doing their own thing, not really lolcow material, but sometimes I just find someones personal website or weird small youtube channel and I just keep digging and sometimes you find weird fucking autistic niche communities and it's pretty rad. I don't troll them or publicize them, because that often just ends up ruining it.

>>13140822
instant demodding of the doxfag.

>>13140822
She shitpost there with them. They must be laughing at us rn

: )

https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1460833871197446148
Time for the only schedule that matters

>>13140663
In the old days of the internet, it was sort of funny to look at people like Chris Chan, mainly due in part to the Sonichu comic strip more than anything and its ridiculous nature. Its just that with lolcows nowadays, the people that follow and catalogue their every waking moment seem to use them as a way to hide from their own flaws, and its hard to tell who is crazier in that case.
The reality is that some lolcows, like CWC in particular, have a lot more in common with the average internet user now than most will ever care to admit.

>>13140938
whos that?

>>13140926
go away pippa, the doxfag orbiters are probably waiting for you

>>13140862
Hat... ToT

i gave pippa/notpippa $847 last week.
oof.
and i dont even like her.

https://youtu.be/c2L1zWaDjgA
Iori is playing 1bit Heart

>>13141256
what's up tuesday

>>13140990
https://files.catbox.moe/xyuoko.mp4
My dorkwife michiru!

>>13141256
Thankyou for funding the cuckbus

The Deagle Nation lolcow arc and Jan absolutely playing the kiwi faggots and myg0t was fucking hilarious.

>>13141306
does your dorkwife cerebral palsy? whys she shaking like that

>>13141366
she's imitating the pokemon

>>13141366
>whys she shaking like that
https://files.catbox.moe/ckiw10.mp4
michiru is a bit special

>>13141312
manic depressive is real duders, take your pills or you'll give your money away to voice actress for nothing in return

>>13141275
That voice she does makes me DIAMONDS

>>13141448
oh my mistake.
>>13141473
oh cool

>>13141475
This is the economy of the future.

A bunch of people spending their welfare on content creators who throw their money at other content creators with the occasional whaling sped throwing money into the mix to stoke the fire.

>>13141540
While a few groomers successfully weasel their way into their personal circle.

>>13141561
And the only thing that is produced is mental illness.

>>13141581
Correct.

Please Uruka, take some Halls cough drops or something...

why the fuck was the fruitfag doxnigger the successful groomer out of all of us
it isnt fair bros

>>13141740
Not the only one there in those screenshots

>>13141173
Hat?