/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

yeah

I love Ina!

No replying to bait this time

She made it, /hlgg/
What's your excuse?

(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!

AME MEMBER POST

so many newfags being exposed for having no stars knowledge. How could anybody hate roberu? hes just a cool funny dude

Rratcucks...

An incredible day of Hololive content blessed our souls yet again. It's just fantastic that we have so many talented girls singing, playing videos games and making us laugh and smile constantly. Hololive is a wonderful place.
>Songs released today
Lamy's released a brand new original song after her birthday live today! It sounds amazing and Lamy put in extra work to make sure she gave it 110% and boy did it pay off. If you haven't listened to it yet, you need to hurry up and give it a stream and submit yourself to an amazing song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULtGHb83pTI
>Some highlights for today
Obviously the biggest stream of today was Lamy's Birthday Live. The performances she had with the many guests that she invited were hilarious and spectacular. Marine, Korone, Towa, Okayu, Kanata and her Genmates all came together and brought so much laughter and dance moves that you just can't help but grab some light sticks and cheer on this cute snow elf. Plus at the end there's a big surprise so if you haven't watched it yet, go check out the VOD right away!
WATAME BRINGS VENGEANCE in the form of her favorite weapon the SHOGA as she, Towa, Mio and Fubuki all had a L4D2 party. Genuinely hilarious, these four had so much great banter with each other and also exposed Mio as being the "Mom who plays video games in Gamers" persona. She was exceptionally scatterbrained than usual today.
Flare had a wonderful Animal Crossing stream today, as she wasn't by herself! She got a surprise island visit from everyone's favorite clown Polka and the two of them basically had a date as Polka admired Flare's minimalistic living space.
Miko got a nice healthy taste of terrifying poisonous snakes and lecherous zombies as she got started into her journey of playing the Resident Evil Remake. The ending of the stream was exceptionally funny and is definitely worth checking out when you get the time.
Kiara came back from her trip from Paris and boy was she super excited to share all the pictures of her vacation! She was being super duper cuter than usual today and just...very girly and lovely. It's good to have her back and great to see that she had a blast.
If her stream hadn't done a backflip, Ina would have taken on the stinky FEESH boss of Resident Evil 8 but alas she had to cut it short. She at least made fun of Ethan's gloating and hunted wild Haatons down like the pigs they are with her awesome knife skills. A fun but short stream. At the very least we're getting a marathon tomorrow so that's something to get excited for!
Bae was the latest victim of Evil God Korone as she too has turned into a Listener-san, giving up her yubis to the cutest and most dangerous dog in the entire world. Such is life. Nobody can stop it. Your oshi will give up their yubis /hlgg/. It is inevitable.
Anyway, did you know you've got an intense amounts of stream to watch right now because you've got Sana still going strong with her Kirby Endurance stream, IRyS' about to pee her pants being chased by werewolves in RE8, Reine giving you that heavy dosage of halu in her GWS Radio Station of supachat reading/zatsudan and Ollie, Roberu and surprise guest star a super flustered rrat named Bae playing some Apex together!
>Upcoming Big Streams
Rushia and Marine have an off collab together coming up and knowing these two it's going to be absolutely gut busting. It's definitely a stream you're going to want to catch so set your clock and get ready!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2gsmcSLMdY
There's also another stream you want to catch because it involves an announcement from Haachama. So you know. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg_74n-6ke8
A really fun day with an amazing live concert and plenty of fun streams, but what were the highlights of your day /hlgg/?

AME!

>>13097176
Nothing in this world is harder than being a silly and fun-loving guy

Suiberu posters BTFO

C'mon Gura! Play some fucken League!

Welp, at least the shitposters have a new toy to play with which they’ll claim will be the end of Hololive while in reality it will change nothing
At the very least it’s new I guess

The worst thing about this situation is that I’m finding roberu interesting

>>13097171
Thank you anon, I'm sorry for thinking about how I was going to say you should be banned for lying about that.

when the fuck did youtube change the members only look

kiarii

I love my wiferys so much.
Even if she's kind of dumb

>>13097133
Hurry, I need a cute Ina clip!

Post your best achievements.
Surely an Aussie who joined a chuuba company to talk to her oshi and made it can't be better than you?

>>13097215
>worst thing
he's actually a pretty good streamer anon

Roberu's a cool dude

All sudden-bae haters, post your copium "i never cared for her anyways" posts here plz

You guys know that Roberu interacted with an actual 3D idol before right?

Can’t wait to enjoy my wife’s cooking tomorrow!

There're like 10x as many people fretting about Bae unicorns raging over this as there are actual Bae unicorns total

>>13097132
actually now that i think about it
>astel would have a suisei-esque following
>papa would have a small cult-like fanbase
>izuru would have a massive reddit fanbase becuase >muh edgy GF
>shien would be mori
>rikka, temna, and migo would have normal sizeable fanbases

>>13097234

Stars and EN collabs arc let's gooooo!!!

>>13097233
I love IRyS enough to concede that she is not kinda dumb, she is really dumb

AME AME AME

>>13097215
Maybe I wouldn't mind him plowing my Oshi....

>Want to make another one
>There is too much to work with
Goddamn it Ollie.

>>13097240
NOOO ILL MEVER WATCH THE HOMOS

sana may not be comedy funny but she certainly has her own charm and it is very charming

I will go to Japan now and I will fuck the rat and I WILL cuck this fucking stupid ass vtuber called Roberu. Remember me assholes

Has Sana taken an idol meeting at all?

>>13097244
>sudden
ESLchama... you cope is showing

>>13097183
who?

>>13097194
I'll have to watch the WAMY vod, but this day's been pretty smooth overall, even the midday deadhours threads were actually pretty good. As for now, that's a toss up depending on how you look at it

>>13097249
did the 3d idol have a major crush on him?

Seeing how IRyS out of all people playing RE makes me wanna play it. Should I bros? I'm kinda of a pussy but I played through all Dead Space games and enjoyed it all

I love Mori!

>>13097237
I'm graduating uni without getting delayed. Does that count?

>>13097237
I fucked a 9/10 Russian blonde menhera.
So, close enough to fucking most Hololive members in terms of behavior
She was hot but too weird for anyone else

>>13097209
This got me imagining Gura playing rocket league, flopping around doing nothing, having her teammates spam "What a save!" 50 times, followed by a rage quit

>>13097215
roberu is more entertaining than bae and ollie combined

All things considered how has ollie not collabed with tamaki at this point?

You guys realize Ame watches Astel all the time and Mori has literally done songs with Rikka.. right?
Or are we just having short term dementia

Why can't Roberu ever catch a break with these crazy bitches.

>>13097265
ganbare OC maker, I'm sure it will be amazing as always

>>13097260
Irysosmart!

Mori already has Paradox permissions. Who's the first holo to ever play gsg?

>>13097271
She needs to take a meeting in my mouth (*´∀｀*)

>>13097275
She's commenting on her own stream

>spam TKB is roberu’s chat
>Roberu asks the girls what it is

>>13097287
ANON'S FUCKING GRADUATING
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13097271
I've been watching/listening for about 7 hours total, and I have not heard her take a single break

>>13097237
I went another day without a suicide attempt

>>13097282
RE8 is barely a horror game at all, it's really not that scary

>>13097265
Good luck comicanon, the world's your oyster this time around

>>13097209
Stop being stupid.

>>13097256
>oga would have a monopoly on UOOOH BROWN BIG TIDDY MOMMY MILKY fags since he's pretty good at chatting, ASMR, and likes gunpla

>>13097237
I have my Arrow of Light, that's more than most

>>13097297
anon, look at the time and you'll know the answer to that

Holy shit IRyS stop streaming I need to sleep

>>13097280
Doesn’t matter, he is not gonna bang anything
He’s a huge idolfag

Thoughts on Subaru's jwu voice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r-xqD9ijhg&t=1890s

>>13097297
Don't fall for it anon. Just newfags and tourists trying to stir shit up.

>>13097305
ame invented gsg

https://youtu.be/GPRvvCTaPPQ?t=5005

>>13097291
How was she in bed?

>>13097305
Mori and she's gonna play March of Eagles for some reason

>>13097257
Yes it's cute, but that was already posted last thread. I know you can dig deeper than that!

>>13097171
>>13097199
>>13097262
AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13097341
Holobirds improved it.

>>13097270
>I WILL cuck this fucking stupid ass vtuber called Roberu.
who are you going to fuck huh? do you have the capacity or time to fuck every girl who wants him?
you're better off just fucking him instead

>>13097337
These Mio streams are awesome. Mio is very nice
Subaru very cute

>>13097297
I'm not even against what's happening, but don't act coy when it comes to the difference between them and Bae.

>>13097297
It's just the drama tourists.

>>13097287
Moomers, pretty sure getting into Hololive is a bigger achievement than getting a toilet roll for wageslave entry.

>>13097271
>>13097320
Gamer bottle

>>13097297
>Ame watches Astel all the time
Not the same.
>Mori has literally done songs with Rikka
Mori is garbage, who cares what she does as long as it doesn't impact any of her gen/branchmates.

>>13097353
Teamates are awful like their oshi I see

>>13097335
Fuck off 30%er

>BRO
RATE THE NAME

>>13097282
Dude resident evil isn’t that scary, it’s actually pretty goofy. If you like could handle dead space you could easily play the RE games. Also if you liked the gameplay of dead space you owe it to yourself to check out re4

>>13097305
Didn't management block Anno 1800? If colonization in that game is to "controversial" then gsg will never happen. What if someone attacks the chinks?

Is Ollie best wingman??

>bro zoned

BRO

>>13097359
Does this even apply when the reason you joined Hololive was to fuck a Holostar?

OLLIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>B.R.O
BRO

>>13097366
>fuck Roberu
>after he just admitted to having some fucked up dick thing that makes him piss out kidney stones on a regular basis
Sounds like a terrible idea

>>13097346
Mori is a huge Napoleon fan and despises anglos.

>>13097343
It was the first time for both of us, so we had no idea what we were doing. It was very nice though. What I really miss are the cuddling sessions

>>13097256
>shien would be mori
I still don't get why people push him being male Mori when he's more like male Nene (genki, unabashedly dorky and autistic, committed enough crimes against humanity to have a rundown, etc)

>>13097347
NTA, but here
https://files.catbox.moe/po3zce.webm

>>13097384
Based and funny

>>13097270
This but instead I will fuck Roberu and cuck the rat

>>13097215
Nothing wrong with it. He is fun to watch.

>>13097297
>Dramafags
>Watching stream

>>13097359
>the indies on this image keep having to be rotated out due to them all going full retard
kwap was taken off, now Kana/whale have to be taken off

>>13097297

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>13097359
based but also possible bait because the image shows at least two vtubers who did vshojo collabs

>>13097366
>you're better off just fucking him instead
this.
t. not ame

>>13097384
KEK

>Oi Bae wouln't be funny for him to be your brother
>Bae silence
kek

>>13097365
>hoi4
>an improvement over victoria 2
Dumb zoomer.

>>13097400
Nah Astel is way better with the wingman

>>13097359
>Jerma & Charlie
I'm gonna ask, What's wrong with them? Besides being male and from twitch?

>>13097237
I cofounded my own company so I'm earning below average but at least I can watch chuubas the whole day and no one can tell me off because they basically work for me

Is Ollie a good wingwoman?

>>13097392
How could she do this? She should graduate immediately!

Bae is into incest?

>>13097244
I don't think it even needs to be said as she was always bottom of SC income and her streams are often at NijiEN tier. Nonstop complaints about how lame and boring she is coming in basically from day 1.

I really don't know how Cover could unironically take someone who audibly said, out loud right away, "I've never actually finished a video game before" and have her do very little besides play games when her voice/personality/everything else is not at all enough to make up for that. She always fucking sucked and was the biggest fucking disappointment in Council IGNORING Roberu who is actually super cool.

>stream times are being slowly pushed back later and later
>stream migh even be pushed back
>dispute her having nothing to do threse past few days

Bae want to fuck her stepbro

Sana sure is cute, huh? Kirby too

Ollie stop bro-zoning the rrat.

>>13097347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d57Jk8E6pVQ&t=2510s
Take a cute timestamp

HI MOMMY

>>13097419
he's somewhere in the middle.
if you want to water it down as much as possible he'd just be an edgy nene

>>13097159
>bait
Imagine treating an attitude and opinion common as dirt in this fanbase and pandered to by 80% of the roster as "bait"
Just because the only people left in this thread are those who didn't leave in disgust doesn't mean the majority thinks this is okay, and if you really think they do, I dare you to mentally place somebody like Marine, Pekora, or Rushia in Bae's place with somebody that isn't a celebrity.

>>13097390
She looks pregnant/very fat in the thumbnail

>B R O
God damn, ordained by heaven

>>13097265
Shien's fucking Naruto run always gets me.

>>13097366
>I will fuck the rat
the rat will kneel before my superior 7 inches of white meat compare to that jap 4.5 incher

AMEEEEEE

>>13097337
https://youtu.be/sYUkxO05w-I?t=2390
I prefer Suisei

>>13097447
they were put there to silence jermafags who think they're better than the other twitch scum, and they always reply so i guess it works

>>13097254
Bae never really had them to begin with because everyone knew about her liking Roberu right away.

>>13097452
rats are ok with it

>>13097359
KYS Jerma would NEVAH be a bad collab partner.

>Ame puts up a reservation for the next stream
>Depression and anxiety fade away

>>13097194
>That pic
kek

>>13097417
... I was expecting some wild ride of a lifetime but that sounds just as great for you, if not better. All the best to you anon.

>>13097447
jermafags always think they are different for some reason. just like you

i will fuck roberu

>>13097432
>cant comment on the post
I HATE THIS BUG IT HAPPENS TO GURA TOO

>>13097500
same desu

Can you guys pick a timeloop already are we going for the:
Bae Holostars interaction bad
or
Ame is burnt out for the fifith time
pls pick just one

>>13097484
AMEEEEE
OO
EE
OO

Too busy watching my wife play the piano, did rat get familyzoned

>>13097500
Ame tomorrow
Mumei Wednesday
Gura pls post something

Fuck this rrat. This is why I only support myth especially gurame

>>13097487
huh, you were right
>>13097497

Bros. IRyS so dumb. But i still love her.

Apex is truly a dating game
I'm never watching Apex again
Fucking Towhore

>>13097133
Hey me too

>>13097500
she's great, isn't she?
fun everyone's fretting over bae so we can talk about ame in peace

>>13097500
>delays it to an hour you can't watch despite having no reason to
Nothing personal

>>13097419
Both Nene and Shien have huge copypastas.

>HoloEN singer
>can't read music notes
Imagine the dumb

>>13097500
Same

>>13097333
>he is not gonna bang anything
How convincing.
>He’s a huge idolfag
Clearly fucking not

I hope management has a long talk with Bae after this. Shes not ID she cant just do what she wants.

>>13097522
i'll go with sana is actually really cute

>Ame disabled comments on her members post so her members can't rightfully criticise her
What happened to her?

>>13097533
Why are bonebros like this

ARISE, MY FELLOW GATORS, LET'S RESTORE THE ORDER IN THIS THREAD!
UNITY ALL THE WAY
ALL HOLO ARE BEST HOLO IN THEIR OWN WAY
EVEN HOLOSTARS!

>>13097539
https://files.catbox.moe/jyhx80.mp4

>>13097555
You should write omega a sternly worded letter about this.

>>13097256
What kind of fanbase would Kira and Kaoru have?

>>13097418
>>13097466

>>13097522
Bae collabing with Roberu is actually driving the dramafags brain into overdrive and cant decide what to post.

>1:47:43 [EN] R: BTW, did you learn Japanese from anime too? B: I did at first R: Whoa, you guys really learn from that, huh? B: But I also took proper course later R: I see
OK I see what I'm doing wrong. Apparently I need to sign up for a language course on top of watching anime.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT KNOW JAPANESE WHAT ARE THEY SAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>13097520
It's been there for fucking weeks too

>>13097530
Gura is most likely schedule mid-day tomorrow with a stream tomorrow. If not then she's taking a rarer 3 day break after the end of a schedule.

>>13097522
I go with space milkers!

>>13097557
Its was bugged like this with last members video post too so, pls take your rrat elsewhere

>>13097500
>IRyS transitions to her stream outro
>darkness fades away and light guides my way

holy kek IRyS

>>13097388
>who cares what she does
This place cares too much about what Mori does, specifically because some people think it will impact her gen/hololive, but hey good for you if you genuinely don't care.

>>13097533
>fuck the rat
gladly

>DST happens.
>Ame somehow starts delaying her streams by 2-7 hours
Thanks a lot Ame.

>>13097557
This is probably bait but, that’s just a YouTube glitch.

based off the reaction to a simple members post I wonder how many teamates have killed themselves since Ame debuted

>>13097297
>ignoring major differences and context fundamental to the circumstances
shiggy diggy

>>13097557
She's sulking and emo again about this terrible job, where she has to play video games a couple hours a week to make six figures.

>>13097538
>>13097548
Isn't she the greatest?
there's like, only three of us here watching her still, I wasn't expecting the bandwagon people to jump off so fast at the hint of drama, but I guess that's more IRyS for us

FRIENDS

>>13097533
>Eventually Ame and Gura will collab with a male or nijien
>The teamates and chumbuddies will go nuclear
I will call in for work just to watch /vt/ burn to the ground

>>13097533
This but towa

>>13097576
Since they're crossdressing males, wouldn't they be tomboys?
Sounds hot as fuck

>>13097588
Yeah I assume. I just like it better when my favorites actually show life signs.

>English only apex
RIP

>>13097576
towa...

>>13097548
And people who produce music with DAWs can't read notation, what's new

>Eigo only
Roberu's gonna fucking die isn't he KEK

sana...

>>13097581
I've gotten by without classes. but you do need to put conscious effort into it.

>>13097623
Ame literally never would.

>>13097568
HERE FELLOW GATOR

>>13097570
That's pretty funny

>>13097599
My only concern is that if Mori intends to continue her relationship with Rushia, she should actually learn to behave herself. If Moona did it for Pekora, Mori can too.

COME ON BAE
SAY SOMETHING
IMPRESS THE BOY

>>13097623
I'm a teamate and I don't particularly give a shit about either scenario desu desu

Roberu is funny

>i am english man
im convinced

I AM ENGLISH MAN
BLOO BLOO BLOO BLOO

>>13097297
*Shiepi

>>13097215
Really recommend him if you wanna practice your nip and you want to listen to guys instead. He talks really clearly. You just gotta pass basic Kansai dialect and his technical baseball knowledge.

My son is going to have to deal with another wave of eops and collab beggars...

NAKED MEANS SUGOI

>open Reine stream
>ignore the shit stirrers
>enjoy Hololive content in peace
>realize I don’t need /hlgg/ in my life
I should definitely come here less

>>13097500
Same, i'm going to assume it's magic and not an unhealthy obsession

>naked means sugoi

FUCKING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13097265
Based

>>13097522
I AM THE SCHIZO TIMELOOP LORD, I CHOOSE BOTH

BAE IS BURNING AME OUT BECAUSE FOR THE FIFTH TIME SOMEONE INTERACTED WITH HOLOSTARS--- BAD

>I'm naked man
What did Robel mean by this?

>Senpai, do you know NAKED?
Ollie is going to get Bae and Roberu to fuck onstream!

>Naked means sugoi
s-sugoi

>>13097639
Someone shop a skull on that guys head
>>13097215
Roberu is lovely, nothing wrong with that.

>>13097522
Ame is burned out by Mori not caring about Holostars interacting with Trash Taste and Gura dropping another boring Ina stream. Kiara is a whore.

>English only apex
>They still speak japanese

>>13097659
He should come to Brazil

>>13097599
Primarily when she does shit that impacts her genmates.

>>13097359
update: remove the c9 whale, admitted to be only doing this for money and the moment they told her about her "cut" openly stated she had a bf

Say whatever you want, this particular stream is a damn goldmine.

>>13097613
Hey man I'm cheating on my bed with my phone right, can only watch one stream and am now listening tk bae try her damndest to hold her spaghetti in

just joined the apex stream...when did bae join? wasn't she playing the korone game?

Bae is sugoi!
https://files.catbox.moe/4jmo5w.png

>>13097568
>>13097639

>english only apex
>japanese word
severe pain

>>13097568

>>13097677
It's code for discord sex in a ollie/bae sandwich.

>Roberu hates teamates
Yeah, I think based.

>>13097613
>three
I'm here anon. I just don't put the effort to post everytime. I'm a reminder that NO ONE will ever be the last IRyStrocrat.

EXPLAIN THIS TEAMATES

>>13097701
she joined like 20 minutes ago ish

>>13097701
Anon, she speedran the Evil God game since she knew the collab is happening.

Wait, I thought you roebels told me that Roberu is good at apex?

how come no teamate leaked the members post

>>13097655
>and you want to listen to guys instead

Why

>>13097721
>ame goes to school
lmao what a fucking NERD

>>13097721
kek

>>13097729
Good enough to get 16th place in Vsaikyo

>>13097708
What's the story behind this funny image?

>>13097729
nobody said that

>jwn double-timing western sluts with your best bro, Roberu
why even live bros...

>Bae silently masturbating
hot

>>13097613
Don't trip over yourself while sucking your own cock, I have both streams open.

>>13097720
God damn you, you son of a bitch.
I also realized while watching this, it's been Three Months since we've started being members.
Ain't that nice?

Hope y’all are having a good time.

>>13097729
I don't think that was ever said, he's probably the worst out of all the stars if you exclude Shien (never plays) and Oga (gets motion sickness from even minecraft)

>>13097721
Still the best piece of hololive-related pornography ever created

>>13097736
Pancake stream tomorrow

>>13097729
NOT A SINGLE PERSON HAS EVER SAID ROBERU WAS GOOD AT APEX.

>>13097701
A bit after finishing Korone.

>>13097613
I think most of us are on the split

>>13097736
sorry, we're too busy having a celebration orgy

>>13097164
I'm trying to make in into VShojo so I can get into Zentrayas panties.

>>13097721
Explain? Gladly. That's Amelia Watson, world famous detective, whose voice pack you can acquire in Paladin after no more than five games!

Just tuned in. How nervous is rrat?

Sana found the HAL Room easter egg!

>>13097762
imagine having a bad time

>>13097754
>jwn
Just woke never?

>>13097766
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>IRyS ending soon
She seemed to enjoy this a lot more than expected. Guess putting a couple guns in her hands solved her horror problems.

>>13097257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI-tD0L18A

Can some kind Anon please give a summary of Momosuzu Nene of Holilve and Kageyama Shien of Holostars?

>>13097754
I used to have crazy time with a few bros until they got married and are literally too busy to hang out

>>13097779
Very

>>13097779
Very. Shit's adorable

>>13097785
it was just that devastating for him anon, please be gentle

>>13097729
You're thinking of the blue Holostar, not the red one.

>>13097721
I feel bad for Paladins, I downloaded the game, had fun and almost purchased the season pass and Halo dropped roru

>>13097729
who the fuck said Roberu is good in Apex

>>13097215
Why do you think the nijis and animares/indies love this dude. Even the homos

Did...did Bae just orgasm??

>>13097749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCIAGE9RAIA
i used to use bloatlord reaction images when talking about astel because those are all the reaction images i had
i woke up one day and i found this posted here so i nicked it

>>13097762
The bonebros whiplash is too muuch

>nearly two hours of Apex
>still haven't won a single champion

>>13097737
Because practice male speech patterns. You ain't going to use "atashi" unless you wanna let the nips know that you're a faggot.

Does IRyS actually like this game?

Dramafags look so happy today, they found new material other than ollie and ayame for this week bait thread

>>13097642
She seems to be doing just fine.

>>13097812
That’s for the best, it gets old very quick

AME GOT GOTG PERMS

>>13097792
>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts
>Set his twitter account's birthdate to his Holostars debut date, got banned for months as a result. This lead to him being known as a baby by the rest of the Holostars.
>Once accidentally hijacked the Holostars youtube account and started streaming on it, thinking that it was his own account, and it took him 15 minutes to realize what was going on when his manager messaged him on discord in a panic
>During Sora's birthday stream, when every other holo from every branch stopped streaming, Shien started a horror game stream where he clipped a peg on his face everytime he got startled, and had to stop the stream because he was in too much pain
>Did a cooking stream on his vertically filming unsecured phone and ended up recording his feet, got chewed out publicly by his manager and had to delete the VOD. Decided it would still be a good idea to upload it to Twitcast later that night anyways.
>Has a crippling ass fetish
>Sang 'nigga' twice in GTAV despite his chat warning him well in advance he probably shouldn't say it
>Once did a DDLC stream where he voiced all the female characters' lines in the highest pitch he could, ended up wearing out his throat and he couldn't stream the next day (he didn't learn his lesson, and did another voice acted DDLC stream later that week)
>Once electrically massaged himself to the point of ejaculation on stream
>Formed a team to join a serious Vtuber APEX tournament filled with Diamond and Master players, on the condition that everyone in his team use controllers to play. They were last place with no kills.
>Fled an anime convention after a girl cornered him and ranted the entirety of The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him, leaving an enduring emotional scar
>Made the committee of the first Vtuber Apex tourney restart because he couldn't get in.
>Later was joined by some chump named Kawase and Pikamee in the tournament afterparty. Kawase gave most of his equipment to him and was only allowed to go all out when bossu sacrificed himself as a summoning catalyst to provide Kawase with the Mastiff. Kawase then got champion within 10 minutes of Shien's sacrifice.
>Had technical problems which caused him to stream during Sora's birthday stream since he streamed an hour late from the original schedule.
>roommate wanted to post a screenshot of a funny post he saw on twitter, but he screenshotted the post on his SHIEN twitter. Post stayed up for 4 months until someone on 5ch pointed it out and the post was deleted 5 minutes later.
>In the Among Us collab with all the Holostars, he killed Rikka in front of everyone in the first game and then when called up, he denied it. In the end he was ejected and after that game, everyone decided to kill him as soon as possible because he's always a sus.
>Once posted the thumbnail picture of korone's 2nd anniversary stream on his twitter without any caption. This was later deleted.
>Upon hitting the legal age of drinking, he went to an izakaya where he drank multiple cups of Kahlua milk despite being both low tolerance and lactose intolerant. He ended up getting sick to the point of throwing up blood.
>Mentioned during his debut that one of his goals was to have his washlet fixed. After one year, multiple scoldings from Oga, and a red superchat from his illustrator asking him to have it fixed, Shien's washlet remains unfixed and he has mentioned being used to the feeling of "being attacked by a hydrocannon"

>>13097786
Jumps scares are too far from.each other. The baby will probably freak her out

>>13097779
i liked when ollie tried and talked for 20 seconds straight asking bae if she wanted to say anything else to him and then bae just whispered a "......I'm good" at the end of it before starting a game

>>13097721
But I thought that's a pumpkin?

>>13097723
>Getting both endings of Korone is speed running it.
Mad roastie detected.

>>13097828
It's about the journey, not the destination.

>>13097194
Right here, MariRushiFriend!
>announcement from Haachama
Announcements are concerning.

>>13097832
no, but she's doing decent

>>13097837
Thankfully, like always, it’s obvious and can be ignored

https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1460501746728402945
https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1460501746728402945
https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1460501746728402945
MariRushi offcollab postponed as Rushia feels weird, has a fever, and is going to the hospital preemptively to make sure nothing serious is wrong.
>Hey guys...oh no, I've been feeling a little weird since yesterday. I've been feeling hot and my body temperature has been hovering around 37.7... I've been experiencing nausea and abdominal pain, so I've had to cancel today's lesson and adjust my schedule for the collaboration with Marin... I'm so sorry...I'm scared, so I'm going to the hospital for a PCR test...

>>13097847
ame invented guardians of the galaxy

>>13097819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Alz5WbsyF0&t=37s

>>13097764
>Shien (never plays)
MASUTIFU...

>you get to play your favourite (shooter) game as part of our job
>has to put up with 2 screechy hyperactive girls who are barely past legal age
Would you do it?

JGBFJiB
How many times has Bae came?

This was Bae's plan from the start. She would join in with other girls randomly and collab with JPs so that her hopping into this didn't seem strange at all.

>>13097874
Brats don't even give a shit so it's not gonna bait anyone who cares.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg/community?lb=UgkxUtl6Za6pfKUxaaio_fDBd6EorOSP_7Lp
>Cooking stream
>GotG
>GhostRunner
>Tropical Freeze
>Laputa Watchalong

>>13097829
>learn Japanese from Okayu
>become cool like Okayu
checkmate

>IRyS
>has bad eyes

>>13097879
Everyone in Hololive is dying...

How did Bae get a kill with 24 dmg

>>13097866
I think this is going to be a concert announcement since she missed her birthday one but I'm going to remain cautious because I don't want to get gut punched again.

>>13097852
>Once electrically massaged himself to the point of ejaculation on stream
https://streamable.com/4f5d14
https://streamable.com/scqfi2

Sana is cute
Watch Sana and talk about her stream

>>13097879
Why does Rushia have fevers monthly, that's definitely not normal

Irys stop complimenting chat...

>>13097879
>Would rather go to the hospital than collab with Marine
Rushia, why :(

jwu for graveyard shift
what's ame's member post lads?

>>13097879
fuck

>>13097879
Is this the famous, deadly Japanese cold?

>>13097925
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg/community?lb=UgkxUtl6Za6pfKUxaaio_fDBd6EorOSP_7Lp

>>13097879
What cryptic deal did yagoo make to lead to this

APEX IS MY FATHA?

>>13097237
I bought a house this year with no outside assistance.
I had my first conversation in a language I'm learning this year as well.

>>13097879
I'm beginning to not like this season, it's destroying all of Hololive.

>>13097847
why she want to play shit game

You ever notice how whenever the homos get brought up here because of something that's actually happening on-stream, it almost always turns into:
>one retard going insane about shit
>everyone else shitposting about the boy's purity and shooting the shit/busting his balls
I swear it's always way more chill than retards try and hype it up as. I just find it really funny how it always becomes ball-busting.

>>13097899
I'm sure this was 100% planned by both of them. Ollie probably told her she secured a collab with robert and Bae just SWOONCEs right in. She's not sneaky at all but good for her anyway.

>>13097922
The reason she’s going to the hospital is that Marine fingerblasted her too well

>>13097901
LA CREATIVITYDAD STRIKE AGAIN

>>13097852
Anon please, there's already an updated version posted last Halloween in a previous /stars/ thread. At least check the archives...

>>13097925
Savory pancake reservation, Ame normal time +1:30

>>13097761
Indeed.

How close is Sana to getting CROWNED?

>>13097879
Someone help me figure out how to blame Mori for this.

Ollie
>I'm can be your child!
Robe
>Because I'm better than you? Of course! I can be your dad
Bae
>*silently diying inside*

>>13097442
Fine. Here's your interspecies sex simulator.

>>13097934
thanks anon

>>13097792
Holostaw? I think you mean Homestaw! As in, Col-lonel Homestaw Wunnew, of the Homestawmy!

>>13097912
Gut punched from what?

>>13097828
This isn't actually surprising at all. The average win rate in apex is 5% so 1/20, and playing 20 games in two hours would mean 6 minutes per game on average, including queue and loading screens. That's in a game where full matches can easily go over 20 minutes

>>13097949
Not gonna lie, the homo event threads are fun as fuck for that exact reason.

>>13097949
Yeah, that one guy said he’s gonna make Chinese antis look like a joke, wonder what dumb shit he has planned

>>13097901
>ghostrunner
cool
>gotg
is that sponsored?

Also no katana zero but 4 really good streams

Holy god damn hell she's been streaming for 9 hours?

can ollie not aim for shit or is that just the nature of this game

>>13097237
I haven't left my home since weeks, I guess it's impressive I'm still alive

>Ame Ghostrunner
Oh boy

>>13097994
She's taking this long to finish fucking kirby?

>>13097879

Hi Jump doesn't look so good for this bros

but why?

Mori, Ame, and Bae sure are doing a good job making people forget about Kronii's 1 week break.

I'm happy for Bae, she made. That means I can make it too.

I think my oshi thinks I'm a faggot :(

>>13098002
both

>>13097982

>>13097981
HOMESTAR RUNNER!

>>13097852
tskr

>>13097900
>brats
Don't exist. Shippers can't be gachikoi

>>13097990
She's always wanted to play the GotG game. She tweeted about it but she deleted it after a few minutes.

>>13097901
Good schedule as long as she puts up 24 hour reservation window like the members post then I'm totally up for this week

>>13098018
your oshi's right

>>13097860
>walks really quickly and not really pausing in-game
>spends about 10 minutes after the game to even look at chat/SC
IRyS' run is a full hour longer.

>>13097792
Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi

>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme
>Lamy and Nene: Cool VS Hottie
>Claims to be good at riding unicycles, can walk on stilts and is good with the hoola hoop. Of course she can use roller skates. On a stream, after realizing she had this many skills, she messaged omaru on twitter, applying for a position in her circus while streaming.
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi only for her to spontaneously ascend by a countless amount of tiers approximately a month and a half later
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company. According to her standards NenePro surpassed the concept of “white company”, thus becoming “gold company”
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Punched people's cats in Minecraft
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
>Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room
>There was one time her obscure oshi made it big and her first reaction was being frustrated because she liked having an obscure oshi.
>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИMI" from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>air-served not once, but TWICE during her collab with Kiara
>When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears

>>13097904
Unfortunately, she still does speak in a very feminine way. She uses "Boku" though, so you might be able to pull it off if you're some kind of pretty boy.

>>13097968
This is the boss of Egg Engines, so she still has Dangerous Dinner left

>>13097901
Yes, ghostrunner it's perfect for her

>>13098007
It's gotten multiple free content updates over time

>>13098025
Noefure bros...

>>13098018
Your oshi is not wrong

>>13098025
Is this the part where we have to argue the definition of oshi for the ten billionth time?

>Ame drowned TT shitpost with surprise karaoke.
>Ame drowned unicorn shitpost with surprise pseudo schedule.
Bros... she loves this place.

>>13097852
kakkoi…

>[EN] B: But I'm not a good girl tho
WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

>>13098028
>She tweeted about it but she deleted it after a few minutes.
i tought she was roasting the game

Can Bae make progress in this stream?

you wouldn't fuck a retard

does roberu not say The Thing anymore?

>>13098018
Hey, me too!

>>13097655
Kansaiben is the coolest sounding dialect of Japanese. In any one language there are many linguistic variations but some simply produce a more pleasant sound than others. Like Southern US English, Provencal French, or Mexican Spanish.

>>13097729
Not one person has ever said that.

>>13098031
>>13098051
this is my oshi btw https://youtu.be/uXFUz_IaEm0

>>13098037
>Almost got robbed on her way back home but she kicked the dude in the nuts and ran away
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>iCarly was also the gateway to livestreaming and eventually lead to her becoming a vtuber
>Can pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english perfectly but nothing else
>won all Among Us games by pure luck
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Went afk in minecraft after a stream, rendering flare, luna, pekora and moona unable to sleep in the server when they played hours later
>Went into a 3D stream as a cardboard cutout
>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other
>Wanted to spice up her way back home from highschool and ended up walking through a sketchy alley.
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Watched teen beach movie more than 10 times thinking it was for adults
>Sent her most schizo of stalkers into a brief frenzy with a single tweet making them think she's going to leave Hololive
>Died first twice in a row in Phasmophobia to the point where the ghost no longer even phases her
>Chose Ame (the imposter) over Mori (who she was with an had an alibi) simply because Ame was cuter
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice as of this rendition of the pasta, and still mispelled her name as "Ioli" during the big Among Us collab
>Entered a Discord voice channel Polka was in during her solo to tell her she's in the wrong channel
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt labeling it as "Polka's room" then slept with each other and went on an adventure where they got so lost they needed to hunt for food
>She had the objective of getting one (1) kill in APEX. Ended up becoming champion instead.
>co-created the phrase "5menmasai" with Polka when Subaru told her she didn't count her 4th death then died again immediately after
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly told Matsuri, Suisei and Kanata about how she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by
>She went to a hot stone spa and didn’t knew whether or not to take off her underwear so she resorted to peek at people who were already in there. (She was with Lamy btw)
>Bought over 10 panties at the same time during an online sale but they were too large for her. Before streaming she put one on top of her pants and posed in the mirror. Finally she decided to wear one on her head during the stream. (Hentai Kamen)
>When she was a kid, she fell off a swing and bit the inside of her mouth. Her first thought was “I should let some blood accumulate so I can spit it out in a badass way”
>Wasn’t allowed to get a sneak peek of the other girls’ 3d even though she was insistently asking about it. Despite the other girls’ love and support, she felt lonely during the months it lasted. Her manager told her “this three months will be hard on you” so she “prepared” herself for it but it was worse than what she thought.
>Spoiled polka’s 3D date when posting her schedule for that week
>She ate snow and complained it tasted like dirt though it was freshly fallen. By the way she doesn’t suck on icicles but munches on them.
>In Mio’s 2021 haiku competition, she wrote a haiku about eating dirt-flavoured snow
>When she was the middle school archery club. She snapped two icicles that formed below the dojo floor saying 角(つの)! Then she ate them.
>Management forced her on a three-day break where she went to the hospital for a checkup. And they changed her twitter password.
>She filled a large bottle with spring water on a school trip and then drank it in one go. She got sick
>She thinks Japanese crane games are very deep
>Two weeks after spoiling polka’s 3d debut date, she spoiled lamy’s.

>>13097901
Fun week. I was starting to miss the watchalongs.

>roberu called bae a good girl and she responded by saying shes not
bae...

>>13098016
We're all gonna make it Anon
We have to
If only the Anons in this thread knew how much potential they didn't even know they had

>>13098035
IRyS read super chats and stopped to look at every single sign.
So who did Korone speed run for since she didn't even get both endings?

>>13097919
Rushia is a very sickly person.