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>> No.13100034

>>13099993
it wasn't a rrat after all

>> No.13100036

>he notices this only NOW
Let me tell you one thing kid...
ammo=sex
champion=orgasm

>> No.13100124

>>13100036
You could make a political comic out of this

>> No.13100227

>Apex
>Ape Sex
Yeah they're getting the BBC

>> No.13100267

>>13099993
What are you suppose to do when your oshi starts flirting with a man on stream?

>> No.13100356

>>13100036
My ultimate is off cooldown if you know what i mean anon. No red shields needed where we are going~

>> No.13100423

Watch a cute girl's boyfriend play FPS.

>> No.13100430

>>13100267
Just pick one who doesn't fawn after a particular male vtuber. A lot of girls can collab with men and don't make it weird. If you are really afraid of men and don't trust you osihi I would suggest someone from holojp but even marine and pekora collab with males.
Just pick someone you trust and you will be fine.

>> No.13100472

>>13100267
Would you rather be cucked by a random or by a fashionable winning homo? It's that simple you obviously pick the latter.

>> No.13100591 [DELETED] 

>>13100267
Cry and kill yourself

>> No.13100617

I want to watch Kamito fuck my wife Hinano while I jerk off in the corner.

>> No.13100650
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13100650

>>13099993
Astel is such a Chad.

>> No.13100670

>>13100617
I want to watch Hinano fuck my husband Kamito while I jerk off in the corner.

>> No.13100672

>>13100617
This but it's Reid being fucked by everyone in a tight dome

>> No.13100702

>>13100650
I miss this kino

>> No.13100847

>>13100650
>literally have never interacted since the tournament
I fucking called it.

>> No.13100887

>>13100847
That goes for almost every single Astel collab member that isn't a Holostar

>> No.13101087

What possesses a man to play Apex instead of a good video game?

>> No.13101111

>>13101087
According to it apparently being a dating app in Japan, pussy.

>> No.13101143

>>13100356
Explain this to me, I'm autistic.

>> No.13101238

>>13101143
He has his ultimate ability ready to use, and it’s so strong they likely won’t need red shields to win their next encounter. It’s quite simple, really.

>> No.13101245

>>13101143
it's a metaphor for sex

>> No.13101551

>>13100472
Honestly I had the same feeling, it would be waay worse to be cucked by a random jap/mutt who you don't even know

>> No.13101716

>>13100847
Hey he hasn't forgotten them. Just the other day he said his sexiness is on par with Choco's.

>> No.13101730

>>13099993
>playing Apex on JP server
>teammates are a random couple
>they proceed to flirt with each other on coms
>they both die first due to not paying attention
>try to revive their ass
>forget that I'm also a shit player
>gets mogged
Stupid couples are a norm on the lower Apex ranks.

>> No.13101791
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13101791

>>13100267
get a better oshi with strong morals, or a lesbian works too

>> No.13101822

>>13101791
Miko fuckued Oga for a role kek

>> No.13102502

>>13101822
This is some deep lore that not everybody will understand.

>> No.13102532

How can we shut down Apex servers? It has now become my worst enemy thanks to Ollie and Homos

>> No.13102576

>>13101822
>Le narratives

>> No.13102635

>>13100267
It's simple; you start streamsniping them to get on their team. Even if they don't notice, chat will. Then all you have to do is ride the wave of recognition to become a familiar username on the stream so you can hang out with your oshi. After all, she's already shown it's okay to interact and you don't have to worry about people coming after you on a point of principle.

>> No.13102656

>>13101238
>>13101245
Which one of you is telling the truth?

>> No.13103223

>>13100423
Kuzuha... Mikoto...

>> No.13103950

>>13102656
Me.

>> No.13103972

>>13103223
Lucky bastard Kuzuha got groomed by a fucking hag and is the King of chuubas. Too based.

>> No.13105081 [DELETED] 

>>13100430
but if they don't make it weird that means they're used to interacting with males so they're probably whores. It's a lose-lose situation.

>> No.13105336

>>13101791
>Fake lesbians
>Industry that preys on the desperation of lonely men
what morals?

>> No.13105607
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13105607

>>13100650
>shorter than both
>easily flustered by the girls early on
>mixed up their names at several points
>still managed to drag Choco of all people to a decent placement in a tourney
Astel barely counts as a man which is why I'm fine with him playing with the girls. Hell most of the Stars are pretty unintimidating. it'd be different if they started falling for Kuzuha or something.

>> No.13105626

>>13105081
Most people can have normal conversations with people regardless of gender.

>> No.13105683

>>13100617
I just want to fuck selly.

>> No.13105711 [DELETED] 

>>13105626
That's because most people are normalfags. Why would I want to watch normalfags?

>> No.13105714
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13105714

>>13099993
Wouldn't know what that's like.

>> No.13105730

>>13103950
read >>13101143 again. I can't tell anyone apart I'm autistic.

>> No.13105774

>>13105711
You are watching normalfags retard.

>> No.13105813 [DELETED] 

>>13105774
Yes but I can think they're not normalfags as long as they don't show signs of being a normalfag.

>> No.13105817

>>13105711
Do you watch Shishio Chris? Do you watch Nose? Do you Shizuka Rin? No? Then you are watching normalfag.

>> No.13105839

>>13101087
The gunplay is well-balanced around skill.
I'm tired of instantly dying to bullshit because some noob sprayed in my general direction and a single bullet piercing through the wall and touched my foot.

>> No.13105856

>>13105817
Sometimes I want Nose to be a little normalfag, the poor girl WANTS to take baths and eat well but keeps relapsing into degenerate lifestyle.

>> No.13105868
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13105868

>>13099993
I only watch APEX streams if it's a collab. It's literally just a "dating game", and by that, I mean it's a guise for people to get close to each other without saying gay shit like "I wanna be friends with you".
Personally, I like it when entertaining people get closer, so it's not my loss, just my gain.

>> No.13106767

>>13101716
Sasuga kusogaki

>> No.13106852

apex being a dating game brings new meaning to apex predators

>> No.13107065

>>13099993
Ironic because the best APEX streams are usually solo streams where they can banter with chat or talk shit about the enemy while playing.
Otherwise only tournament final streams are good.

>> No.13107085

>>13105817
I want to fuck Nose and Rin incredibly badly.

>> No.13107129

>>13105714
https://youtu.be/-3pzq5ytMko

>> No.13107218

>>13105839
how is it bullshit if you were hit by a bullet

>> No.13107654

>>13100267
Your Oshi doesn't need to be your object of sexual desire anon. That's just sad desperation. You can support someone just because you enjoy their content and want to see them succeed.

>> No.13107800

>>13105856
Imagine the scent of having nonstop sloppy as all hell sex with Nose in her trash dump of a room? I’m diamonds just thinking about it.

>> No.13107915

>>13107654
Nah. I have spoken to hundreds of thousands of women in my life and none so far remotely compare to my Oshi.
The greatest loves of my life, where I was convinced the woman I was with was the woman I would spend the rest of my life with; they don't compare either.
Your oshi might just be shit.

>> No.13107979

>>13107654
What part of his question was talking about anything other than the content of the stream, you fucking mouth breathing retard?

>> No.13108021

>>13099993
So, who she is dating right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWGBhKHwp9Y

>> No.13108100

>>13105683
I just want to fuck Mondo

>> No.13108336
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13108336

>>13107915
>>13107979

>> No.13108342

>>13108336
cope

>> No.13108504

>>13108021
that nijiID male, forgot his name.

>> No.13108563

>>13108504
If you mean Bobon, then you're wrong. Because it's me who is dating him.

>> No.13108574

>>13108021
Don’t care about Selen, but god I want to fuck Qu.

>> No.13108632

>>13108504
>>13108563
I'm dating bobon, fuck off anon and selen.

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