/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Data archive
Neck yourself

>>13008650
It's a bit hard to see the details on her coat with that shade of brown

>>13008825

Bros… https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1459777669227106307?s=21

i love this fucking bear

Our daughter grew up so quickly dads

I love fucking this bear!

>>13009215
holy shit this is cute

>>13008825
You could have made a thread earlier

I just finished the new outfit vod. It was incredibly cute.
Bea is very cute!

>>13009382
There's no reason to even have a thread up right now. Nothing is scheduled for another week.

>>13009437
Then fuck off back to discord

>>13009437
a week...
I miss her

>TWO new outfits
>one day after the biggest collab she's ever had
>one day after the biggest viewer count she's ever had
>somehow, no thread for hours
>meanwhile, thousands of posts on the discord while the thread was down

>>13009644
>>meanwhile, thousands of posts on the discord while the thread was down
yes I know what you are trying to imply but the posts you mention in d****** is nonsense garbage, don't try to revive the damn drama that we have already discussed several times

>>13009644
During the outfit reveal steam there were more posts in the Discord than the thread. Dads chose.

>>13009382
>>13008825
It wasn't me this time

I fell asleep during the stream.

>>13008650
she kinda looks like my gf

>>13009814
Bea chose, dads followed.

>>13009814
mostly by the same people and discussions unrelated to the stream

>>13009814
About half and half
about 300 posts during the stream for each. Sill not a good sign for the health of the thread.

>>13009644
>somehow, no thread for hours
You missed the stealth thread.

>TWO new outfits
>one day after the biggest collab she's ever had
>one day after the biggest viewer count she's ever had
There's really nothing to talk about. The thread was pretty dead before page 10 anyways. Better not to make a thread at all. Better not to have a Discord at all too, but I don't have a say in that matter.

When did she follow 10 more people? I think I missed the discussion about it. They mostly seem to be accounts she followed on her old account. Looks like Tsugu is the only new follow out of the 10 new ones. I think it's another follow related to her 3d reps. Isn't it odd that she still hasn't followed temako, whom she collabed with? I smell drama. Another collab with her is almost certainly out of the question.

shut up retard

She should follow me! I'm the one who loves her the most!

Post your copypastas in here.

Why do most people on /vt/ seem to hate her?

>>13010746
she only follows vtubers, weird japanese stuff and useful accounts for her 3d reps, there is no drama temako will graduate in the near future.

>>13011101
I'm a hardcore Beatani fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in XP Hills where I would often do picnics with the Teddy or play with Bea, but one day as I was talking to Beatani, we went to my hill for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Chihiro and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for XP Hill, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Chihiro said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a nadenade on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>13008650
literally who?

i want to pinch bea's cheeks hard until she cries and punch her on the nose

>>13011136
I haven't seen much hate for her as much as for her fans and considering OP is a faggot that made a thread just to shill his stalker archive because he could get away with it once sane dads finally tried not spamming mindless 24/7 threads for once that seems pretty justified

AGGIE
https://aggie.io/qvky1aws2z
https://aggie.io/qvky1aws2z

>>13011136
Envy is a very strong emotion.

>>13011136
/vt/'s userbase is >90% twitter/reddit
go to /asp/ or /wvt/ and they post just like if they were still on twitter, they are completely unintegrated
they do not take kindly to beas imageboard culture

>>13011136
it’s just ex groomer dads coping with their loss.
literally all cope about how she made a bazillion discords and is now reddit bear, and doesn’t love anons anymore, so practically the same as the last couple of months of shit antis with warped perspectives to fit their narratives and realities.

>>13011819
Make fun of me with your pastas all you want but I'm gonna do it for real

>>13013460
wvt has been quite positive about bea for the past few weeks to the contrary of what’s been posted here.

>>13009644
>no thread for hours
nigger learn how to search >>12970768

>>13014815
that’s the whining faggot schizo therapy thread mostly

>>13014622
Cute!

>>13014622
>You will never share a coat pocket with Bea to warm each others hands

>>13014815
>made during the previous thread
>really, really blatant anti thread trying to masquerade as a normal thread
you're not helping your case

>>13015625
>lover club

>>13009042
me too

From Twitter

Ai! Ai!

wasting your time on the other thread which is obviously bait is pointless, dads the gfe stream is nearly here, any predictions?

>>13016529
There's no way she'll do it seriously

>>13016529
She will trick dads again

>>13016529
just like her dasai fashion sense bea has no clue whatsoever on how to act like a girlfriend
if she tries seriously she will fail hilariously

At first I didn't care about the GFE shit, but after watching some Kiki's clips I have started to find it utterly disgusting
Thank god Bea is not interested on that stuff

>>13016706
>watching kiki

>>13016529
>the stream starts with her taking it seriously
>as it drags on she seemingly becomes more and more invested
>dads on the edge of their seats waiting for the punchline
>the end of stream is nearing
>the suspense is palpable
>there is no punchline
>stream ends
>another GFE stream is scheduled
The ultimate trick is that it was never a joke to begin with.

>>13016706
I know it sounds stupid when you word it this way with regard to vtubers, but I can only enjoy streamers when they feel genuine. I hate GFE because it's the most artificial shit imaginable.

>>13016706
kiki also disgusts me but we are talking about bea she will end up turning that into some kind of show remember the end of nutkumolity stream.

>>13016752
that would be scary, I'd rather it be some kind of sick joke.

>>13016706
kiki is just EN rushia

Sundays are a motivation killer, i don't feel like doing anything today. Maybe tomorrow i'll feel like drawing new bea

I still want to fuck the clown bear

>>13017161
understandable

>>13017904
peropero

>>13016529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiis8N_t43w

>>13013204
https://files.catbox.moe/jh7j10.png
gogogo join

>>13009814
by far less people though? don't compare basically a live chat spammed by 3-4 guys to a thread with 30 different people

>>13018521
He took the stream chat out of the equation because it works against his point.

>>13010746
The Tenma one is an old one but it stood out. Anticipate a collab.

>>13018769
you know it's possible she just... likes tenma? not everything is some calculated move, anon.

>>13017959
always

>>13018610
The stream chat cancels out in this equation. Dads are always saying early threads are bad, but then post in the Discord during the stream anyway.

>>13018927
Some of the others sure but that one is totally calculated. There are others that she "just... likes" but didn't follow.

>>13017904
what happened to the top of her head

>>13011136
1. "most people /vt/" wasn't ever shown to "hate her", in fact she did very well for an indie in the tournament
2. I assume you're thinking of the last bait thread >>12970768 here, with a title worded specifically to bait people into opening it and commentating how this indie is trash
But hell, you maybe made that thread yourself just to come here after and ask "why vt hate her??" so w/e

>>13019225
Too much nadenade

>>13017161
Does circus Bea use the snake as a cocksleeve?

what meant

>>13020505
Go forth and have sex

>>13020505
Dads can have gay anal sex as long as they're cute and God gets to watch.

>>13020505
>says the person who can’t have sex regularly in a society afraid of sex that doesn’t believe in god at all

>>13020418
Snakes are cold-blooded right? So theoretically when Bea shoves her 36 cm down its throat you could observe it warming up from the inside on a thermal camera.

>>13020505
Jokes on me, I had sex and regret it ever since

>>13020630
sexual awakening chama...

>>13020602
she learned a lot from pippa

>>13020505
as long as you're cute you can have sex
god will forgive your sin

your phone just cuts it off wrong

>>13020505

>>13020687
lesbian sex is clean and doesn’t count
therefore is not haram

sunday morning stretch with beatani!

>>13020762
Have you seen most lesbians?

>>13020762

>>13020831
I mean, if it happens at all.
actual lesbian relationships end up loveless.

>>13020788
widetani is cute!

>>13021001
We need to go wider

>>13020687
m*les away

BEA PLEASE, YOUR TAG REPS

>>13021241
Beatani needs dick she just doesn't know it yet.

>>13021156
my nutbladder won't be able to take it

>>13021253
Sorry, Twitter is just for following meme accounts. All tag reps are done on the Discord for some reason.

>>13021253
Forget it, it's too late already

>>13021332
THE RARE COMMENT IN THE ART CHANNEL DOES NOT COUNT

Bea's FAT ASS

Bea's bony jap butt

>>13021332
Reary?
thought it was just the tag bot?

BEA'S FLAT JAPANESE FEET

>>13021253
I remember she said something about doing them during the new year's stream

>>13021517
I wasn't being serious but I'm not sure what she's waiting for. You might be able to bait her with furry art.

>>13021614
there’s been like 6 furry art pieces just these 2 or 3 days?
If she needed bait there’s ample amount of it.
She’s too distracted doing hand reps…

I don't think beatani wants to retweet/like/comment shit from her tag anymore, she should just come out and say it

>>13021676
You might be right

Bea's epicanthic folds!

>>13021676
It's just mendokusai, there's too much art and she doesn't want to spend time trying to think 20 different ways of saying "wow I like it!" to the same person
It's easier just doing an art review stream

>>13021676
She never did. It was useful for engagement before, but it isn't now

watching the vod and reading the old thread at the same time!
it’s like watching live!

Beatani loves dads more than dads love Beatani

>>13021872
I wish I had the power to watch the collab vod but I couldnt do it

>>13021885
That would be nice but somehow I doubt it

>>13016706
Qrd on kiki gfe? I want to know what to expect

>>13021885
Meds

>>13021825
She doesn't mind complimenting the good art but then she has to compliment the bad art too.

>>13022069
fake femoid taking advantage of men with mental health problems

>>13022069
She opened up her membership and she is making her fans pay her to call them her husbands

>>13022186
so ripping off of nene now?
atleast you can become a husband to nene for free.

>>13022156
So Vtubers? (No exceptions)

>>13022186
The third tier is literally called Oil Balon what a coincidence

>>13022069
Stole the oil balon tier spelling and all. There isn't a creative bone in her entire tiny emaciated body.

>>13022300
I thought you had to be joking
Also the art in her profile picture is horrible

>>13022288
>>13022300
The Oil Balon thing is too blatant, she knows what she is doing

>>13022260
You can tastefully do it with both sides being fulfilled or you can do it by just acting menhera interested since anon has never experienced love so it’s easier to bait and reel them in

post your most dasai bear

>>13022418
I don't have a problem with the Oil Balon thing. I thought that shows Bea is an influence in other vt related chubbas in some way.
But seriously everything the australian rabbit is brought up you all start posting about her. Stop doing ths shit.

>>13022518
Would mating press quietly in the library/10

>>13022585
>I thought that shows Bea is an influence
>influence
She has been shamelessly copying Bea since the start

Is Bea a Jomon-faced cutie or a Yayoi-faced goblin?

you know when I have vtubers I don't like I just don't talk about them
or even the ones I do like, I usually talk about them where they belong instead of here, unless something comes up that involves them for some reason. And the reverse, I don't bring up Bea elsewhere just to stir shit or to attention whore.

>>13022739
the board is not one person
you have people from other threads who can post here, there is no requirement
it makes sense that it shows up more, since it is adjacent
stop playing dumb

Replychads win again

>>13022724
Jomon cutie

>>13022585
I hate her, and whoever brings her up.
It’s beatani related this time kind of I guess?
it’s a stretch but I still hate every reminder of her existence because it has nothing to do with the yah thread.

>>13022300
>spelling and all
That's implying Oil Baron hasn't been a meme in streaming for YEARS. Fuck off.

>>13023039
oil baLon is a spelling meme specifically from bear.

>>13023070
Which was my point. He's implying the correct spelling belongs to her, which is not at all the case.
It's definite copying here though, that's for sure.

>>13022518
have a cute crying retard

>>13023238
This makes me want that manga where Bea gets bullied to be real.

>>13023070
>baLon
doesn't even make sense when you are not japanese since it's from r -> l pronunciation

And bea even follows her, retard

Took a needed week off from uploading and back now. There is one more video (Clover Club) from 5k after this, I'll upload it tomorrow. Also I wanted to upload something for /yah/ Clover Club before starting the 6k. Also I wanted to make a couple of new stream clips, but haven't gotten around to it yet. I'll get there...
https://youtu.be/0W32bpa2UZw

>>13023532
Based

>>13023515
not anymore

>>13023238
and have a cute retarded bear back

>>13013958
Do a flip faggot

>>13023827

>>13013204
JOIN JOIN DO YOUR ART REPS
https://aggie.io/qvky1aws2z

>>13024173
ogey

>>13023890
Those pose is particularly cute because it almost looks like her lips are on the scarf.

>Magazine

There's really no easy way to say this, so let's get right to it. It's a bit of a long post and I hated typing it. Let me say in advance I do not want to cause any drama and I will continue to try to avoid troublesome topics as much as possible. But it is my responsibility to provide clarity and answer any questions as best as I can. I've been prepared for any type of contingency since the start, and this is just one of them.

Unfortunately, the editor cannot be relied on to complete the project within the timeframe. Honestly, at this point I'm not sure he can be relied on at all. There was a period of a few days when no work got done on the magazine. I really don't want to point fingers, we just have different priorities. My priority is to deliver to you the project that we agreed on in a reasonable amount of time. I've done everything I can to remedy this situation before it came to this, but at this point I think we need to cut our losses and move on.

>What actually changes is mostly in regards to physical printing for dads, but here is the full list

>Editing

There are three amateur dads now doing the work that was supposed to go to the editor. I'm one of them. We've kind of already cut the original editor out of the picture. I don't really feel bad about this, since the only actual work he has put in has been for the blank template files that were provided to you. Later, I will have to disable his access to Google Drive on my account. The past month has been spent on editing of individual submissions, and the quality of the pages overall is very high. I think original editor could have probably delivered slightly more polish overall, but it should not be an issue. We are dedicated to bring you a high quality magazine, nothing in this regards changes.

>Cover page and rear page art

When the editor signed up to be the editor, he also asked to do the front and the rear cover art. He has not started working on anything, so we will replace him with Scarlet anon's artwork. Scarlet originally intended for the artwork to be a two page spread for the cover, but editor had already signed up. The original image does not have text on it, so it will need to be adapted with text overlay. We're working on it. It's very high quality and I have no concern here.

>Credits

As I didn't intend to put my name down as organizer anyway in the first place, organizer and editors will be anonymous in print (I had previously said I expected editor to print his name).

>Printing

This one is the big one to me honestly. Editor had offered to us essentially printing services. I cannot offer this to you. Printing a proof copy for Bea is no problem at all. Basically every site offers this option. To be clear and just to reiterate, Bea still gets her physical copy no matter what. That was the point of the project in the first place so of course it was researched in advance. At this point we are only talking about other anons in /yah/.

There is an alternate solution where I print 25 copies, get paid on PayPal, and mail them out manually. But, I see this as possibly causing more trouble than it's worth. I can't print less than 25 copies on top of proof copies (at least on all the sites I checked), and it would involve a certain level of trust with information. So, we would need both demand and trust. Additionally, the copies would not be cheap (~$20 + $5 domestic/$25 international shipping). I will need to gather feedback on this one, and possibly make a poll after gathering the feedback and giving you all time to think about this.

Printing physical copies for dads was not part of my original plan, since I just didn't think it would be worth it. It was part of the original editor's plan and was not brought up until after we had already kicked off. Not offering printing to anyone except Bea will make this easier on me and avoid potential issues, but I know it will make some people unhappy. Of course individual dads would be able to take the provided file and to get their own copy printed however they like. Please take the time to give any feedback or ask any questions that you may have, especially in relation to printing.

>>13023890
the shading on her face makes me think she's trying to be yandere but honestly just looks like a cute dork with that giant scarf

>>13023890

>>13024304
>Later, I will have to disable his access to Google Drive
>Later
magazinedad-chama...

>>13024529
It's done now, I just hadn't done it before posting.

>>13024304
Was this editor a dad?

>>13021872
cute art!

>>13024624
Yes this much has been asked before, and I'm comfortable to say as much. But I do not want to name him

>>13024304
Unfortunate that you're having a disagreement with the editor. It seems like the work so far has been good quality.

>>13024304
Thanks for being up front about the changes. As long as beatani gets her physical copy on time the rest is irrelevant.

>>13024304
Magazine chama...

>>13024304
Thanks for your efforts.

>>13013958
Editor-san?

>>13023532
haruhi... home...

>Art Attack Anon
Sending you an email.

>>13024304
What a fucking faggot. Bit off more than he could chew

>>13024304
Did you contact Moririn? She's a bit slow on the uptake but she's proven to deliver

Isn't editing just slapping the pages together? Why does it take so long?

Maybe the editor was Ame.

The editor was bea
fucking bitch just die

>>13024304
Do you still need help with editing?

>>13025019
More or less, yeah. There's page layout and order stuff to consider, but it shouldn't take more than a few hours of actual work. I used to be the editor of my HS literary magazine and it was a lot of prestige for very little work.

The editor was me. Fuck the magazine!

>>13025019
The past thirty days were spent on editing of individual submissions and the comments files gathering. Not actual >editing work.
Mostly I was rounding up last minute and late submissions and making sure they were complete. Agreed the editing should not take more than a few weeks, which is why we are where we are on the calendar.
The actual editor function is really just putting the pages in order, and quality checking.
But yes we are doing additional draft additional templates for pages that aren't for submissions (such as table of contents or layout for comments pages).
It's not just a few hours of work, but it's also not 3 months of work either.

>>13025126
Do you want to send me an email? I'm not sure if we could use the help or not yet, but it's great to have the resources available if/when we need it.

>>13024943
already checked the mail

>>13024304
Can you crosspost this too?

>>13025522
Oh I actually forgot. Doing it right now thanks for reminder

>>13024787
>when you drop her off at school in front of her friends

>>13025983
cute
then you say "Have a good day at school my beautiful daughter! I love you!!!"

>>13025983
>"Give dad a hug! Bye sweetie, see you after school!"

>>13026069

>>13024787
>when she finally decides to having cosplay sex with you after sending her a big donation

>>13026119
she tells herself it's just one hour and it's necessary for growth

>>13024787

>>13026069
"I put your condoms in the front, you forgot to do it earlier"

>>13020831
AR is a lesbian

ohada

yo

Chisato

>>12799516
You can just do something like this it's much easier
com = re.sub(r'\<span class=\"(?:quote)\".*?&gt;(.*?)\<\/span\>', r'>\1', com)
com = re.sub(r'\<a.*?&gt;&gt;(\d*)\<\/a\>', r'>>\1', com)

>>13028137
>he spent the past 4 days to save a few lines of code

>>13027705
Not my lolibea folder!

The cactus leaderboard is exactly what I'd expect it to be.

>>13028951

>>13028936
There is a leaderboard?

I think I might have covid please help me I'm scared

>>13029438
I hope you survive it anon

>>13029438
Stay safe dadochama.

I haven't said anything about the project in the Discord, so why are you making up things? There is no delay. Please read.

>>13029431

>>13029438
unless you're 90 (or around people that are 90 and you don't want to fuck up) or already have health issues you'll be fine

>>13028064
Cheeto

Well I just checked and I can still taste things but idk. Just very weak, muscle aches and my mind is in a fog. Maybe I will post how I feel tomorrow here because we are such a close-knit community. :)

you sound pretty gay anon ngl :^)

>>13028064
>>13029625
Cheezit Kurimupai

>>13029688
If wanting bea's pozzed 36 cm in my neghole makes me gay then so be it

>>13029824
it's a bit gay tabun

>>13029438
I hope you and your family come through this healthy. Your odds are good.

>>13029438
Just archive the covid lol

>>13031087
>what are you doing today dad-sen~pai!

>>13031087
imagine her tasting your penis

>>13031087
>Bea after overdosing while being gangraped by Dads

>>13031154
She would get addicted.

>>13031352
a-dick-ted

>>13031794
Dad-dick-ted

>>13031087
>Beataro

>>13031270
I got you https://files.catbox.moe/xac9a1.jpg

Kumbayah Chorizo

>>13032201
Here's a you

chu

Risuna is so hot

what's up with all the deleted posts, janny-chama are you retard?

>>13035541
if there's a huge wave of them then that usually means someone got banned for shitposting too hard and had every post they made board (site?) wide that's still up gets nuked in the process

>>13032974
gao

>the itoddler is the literally who poster

I've had 3 fireball candies since the last update

>>13035461
peropero

>>13013204
AGGIE
https://aggie.io/qvky1aws2z
https://aggie.io/qvky1aws2z

>>13024279
I tried. Maybe it's too subtle?

>>13037544
Now do it with the cat mouth

>>13037372
I don’t know how to add my other drawing to the Aggie but I hope you have fun. Also, I believe that there is no mote room.

>>13037544
need slight hint of fang

I'm fine.....Oh god what's wrong with her? I'm already concerning she's going to say something crazy in a little while.

>>13037726
Bea are you okay?

>>13037628
try edit and then paste file?

>>13037628
Open the png in a photo editor (paint is fine, it has to be one layer) then paste in Aggie. You have to select yes when it asks for clipboard access. Or you could post it in here and another dad could help.

>Uncompressed
https://files.catbox.moe/rxsl38.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGtJOeej-uc

>>13038249
why are her sneakers floating far away from her legs?

>>13037605
>>13037668

>Perfect GFE
What did she mean by this

>>13038900
I don't know Bea, you tell me
I'm not going to give you ideas

>>13038900
wouldn't the perfect GFE be actually dating her?

>>13038900
Perfect GFE: Sitting quietly in the park feeding pigeons. Small walk around town until settling in a empty cafe. Meteor strikes the earth ending your date in the most perfect way.

>>13038900
Sex

>>13013204
Thanks for joining!!
https://files.catbox.moe/5gn9wh.png

SEX! SEX WITH BEATANI'S VAGINA!

>>13024304
magazinedad I have already sent you the files check your mail.

>>13038566
Kek

>>13040128
Got it and replied thank you

>>13039150
God I wish I could date her and marry her.

>>13035670
When it's a chain of replies however it's very common the first get deleted an all the replies to it at the moment of deletion

Unwashed, unshaven greasy bear pussy.

Fuck your shitty study group, I'm going to learn Japanese without studying even 1 hour in 3 months.

>>13040654
peroperoperopero

>>13038646
Fixed it a little bit

>>13040740
Ganbatte

>>13038900
It'll be funny seeing her try to do gfe completely unaware that she has been doing it all along

someone post the OP乙 pic onegai

>>13041104

Bea has been vtubing for 9 months now.

>>13041341
And now she'll give birth to my child.

>>13041283
Thanks. I love that face she makes

>>13040083
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dads I know many of us have been here from the very beginning, I want to know what you think of bea and how she has affected your life? In my mind I stopped seeing her as an internet character, I don't know if she is still acting but I have been thinking of her as a real person not a character for a long time

Help! I’ve fallen in love with a dad and I can’t get up!

>>13041813
I've been thinking of her as a real person for a while now and noticing parts of her that I won't call flaws but things I don't like. It's helped me to step back and keep things in perspective and not imagine her as a perfect idol. At the same time I know I'll never truly know the actress behind the character but in a sense that goes for everyone in your life. You can only see a certain aspect.
tl;dr yes but she's still cool

>>13041882
pls be a mom (female)

>>13041813
>what you think of bea
She's fun.
>how she has affected your life
She's given me a big boost to my motivation allowing me to make good progress with my reps.

>>13042118
The love between a dad and his twink is a beautiful thing.

>>13042272
Why are you a homosexual?

>>13042407
I didn't say I was a bussy connoisseur, just that it's beautiful in an ancient Greek sense.

>>13041882
wake up, we're not real

>>13041882
I'm marrying a dad!

>>13040740
ogey

>>13044166
NONONONONO DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>13044166
Can I marry you dad

Must... milk... ketamine twink...

I don't think I love this fucking bear

>>13045487
that's ok

I don’t think I don’t love this fucking bear

GFE bros it's over...

She needs more experience

>>13046016
The thought of having to pretend to like us made her sick...

>>13013958
live a long life anon

Fuck I'm actually relieved that GFE was moved. I missed nutkumolity because I was on an airplane and almost missed GFE too.

>>13042045
If it makes you feel better she’s probably a Yayoi-faced goblin anyways.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yayoi_people
>Modern Japanese people have primarily Yayoi ancestry (about 90% on average, with their remaining ancestry deriving from the Jōmon).

>>13042118
Based on the reference anon is at least 40.

What did she mean by this?
https://102716.xyz/context?channel=animal&created_at=1636947195065

>>13047300
Yakitori. More than one serving for the typical Japanese.

>>13047354
What did he mean by this?

>>13047518
It’s delicious

>>13047300
She's on a date with her boyfriends and they all got yakitori. There are at least 3 people getting up in her guts tonight

>>13047300
I fucking love yakitori

>>13047518
Last time I was in Tokyo I went with a friend to a chain yakitori place (Torikizoku) in Ueno and we split about that much plus a bowl of edamame. Then she asked if I needed more because I was fat.

>>13047646
Probably just one getting up in her guts, but a typical Japanese woman won’t eat all of that in my experience.

>>13047746
Thank you for your blog

How's everyone's gift reps? I'm thinking of just droppshipping something from amazonjp because international shipping is really mendokusai.

>>13047953
initially didn't want to send something before getting the contest letter but with xmas coming I guess it'll be a 2in1

>>13047861
Then, the guy at the register made a smart ass comment, not knowing I speak Japanese, because I paid with 2000¥ bills. American banks give them out because we ship our worst groids to Okinawa to rape, but they aren’t common in the home islands.

I miss Japan, though. It’s been two years since I’ve last been. I could go for some yakitori and beer.

>>13048018
Are you frog? How didn’t you get letter yet?

>>13048085
The magic of ADHD

>>13047953
I'm lacking some materials to finish bea's main gift, tomorrow I'm not working, I'll go to buy what I need

>>13048076
Make some

>>13048129
I bet she hates you

>>13047953
I've had the materials to make her something for months now but not the time to make it. I might just do the Amazon thing, or more likely nothing.

>>13047953
Beatani is fucking cursed. The projects get delayed or have problems. My gift has problem after problem and I'm at one of the last stages to finish it but something always happens that is out of my control. I fear for the shipping time and I want to finish asap.

>>13048146
I really want takoyaki. Octopus is a little harder to come by in the midwest.

>>13048230
You can use sausage or other ingredients to make takoyaki like dish

>>13048269
Fucking heathen.

>>13048230
Takoyaki is ok, I don't really care for it. Fucking magma balls I tell you.

>>13048368
Part of the appeal is peeling the dead skin from the inside of your mouth after eating. Trying to eat those things with chopsticks is often a disaster, though.

>>13048269
I might try this because fuck eating octopus gross.

This is so sad.

>>13048481
Remoto's always stayed strong against the advances of the groomer bear.

>>13047953
I sent something pretty small and simple for the sake of not spending much on shipping (or making her spend much on holding fees at the po box)
if she had an amazon wishlist or something like that so I could just buy something in the country and have it sent to her I'd probably get something but failing that I'll probably just send her a few bucks on streamlabs during one of the christmas streams.

>>13048474
If you go to glorious Nippon, be prepared to eat sea creatures you cannot even identify.

>>13048686
That's why I probably won't go. I hate seafood.

>>13048686
I've been prepping myself with a collection of youtube vids of mid 20s dudes butchering whatever the fisherman's net dragged up from the deepest reaches of the ocean

>>13048757
even though I hate seafood I love watching those kinds of vids.

>>13048481
Pathetic

>>13047953
thats how i sent my first package. if you are gonna order something, you might as well send it directly

>Beatani says something
>Everyone reacts to it with a tiny BASED emote
Why was this added, it's not used in the youtube streams.

>>13049417
is an old youtube emote, she removed it some time ago

>>13049417
>based emote but no beapuke emote
truly a cursed timeline

>>13049417
ninja added it in along with the other beatani emotes when bea finally realized that the server could have custom emotes

>>13049417
I guess admin had it saved and threw it in there. It was one of the first emotes made but dark mode dads complained.

>>13049453
>>13049487
Can we make a new dark mode friendly version and add it to the youtube chat?

>>13049487
>but dark mode dads complained.
The main issue is that it looked horrible at 24pxx24px

>>13047953
Finished packing everything, dropping by the post office tomorrow to grab labels and shipping it out.

>>13049535
a generally more readable version would be neat

>>13048085
dadchama, you really thought there is 3rd letter? it was made up to get dads angry, free excuse to not do another annoying contest again!
...ahahah you're soooo easy

>>13049851
She's missing 2 letters. The packages must have been easier to send.

>>13049484
Ninja gf reveal onegai

>>13049894
It's Beatani.

>>13049454
>>13049417
No nadenade emote is the worst crime

Hi Bea, pretend this was your idea because I know you don't listen to Risunas but a new emote making stream this weekend to replace the GFE stream would be pretty kino.

Ninja’s gf Is AR because ninja and AR are a lesbian couple.

>>13050015
I guess that's pretty logical.

>>13049977
Good idea and I thought of the same thing
But she just planned to make new emotes offstream

Here's an idea that everyone can participate in.
A beatani derail your own adventure book.
First dad writes a page or few and gives possible choices, then other dads will write the branching stories and include their own choices, and repeat the process.

>>13050332
That would be cool but getting the sequencing right might be tough to organize.

>>13050332
This is a pretty cool idea.

>>13050332
Can we be naked in the stories?

>>13050371
For simplicity, it'd be linear branching with no looping back.

>>13050332
Can I write a bad end?

>>13050476
If you write it so

>>13050864
Yes, if each route contains more branches, it'd be quite exponential in size so bad ends would be good

More like hello xp hill

Who gave Bea drugs again?

This is what dick deficiency does to a woman. Someone please help her.

Alright who was trying to coax bea into committing a crime? Reveal yourself.

Bea... Did something happen at work? Take it easy onegai

>>13051670

>>13051480
yab what does it mean?

>>13051731
She hates her job and (You)

What the fuck is this bear

>>13051770
God

She is upset at the lack of fruitposting.

>>13051926
damn, merging #froot and #cooking into #food really did a number on her

She lost the fruit (her cherry) that contained something (her virginity) about 2 months ago to the horse. It's filled her with sadness and regret ever since.

>>13051770
ask in the discord, that's where bea discussion happens now

I can save this bear...

>>13052050
So much nonsense to announce a model update, fucking bear

Someone stop this crazy fucking bear she's going to eat 10 Mikan.

>>13052135
autismchama...

>>13052166
She does this in the winter. It has turned her skin orange before.

>>13052199
That's just her being Asian.

She can do all this twitter shitposting but can't be bothered to do her tag reps. I'm going to fucking piss and shit my pants and probably cry too.

Let's see... There are approximately 45 calories in a mandarin orange, times 10 is 450 calories. No no no, this won't do at all. Let's add another zero to that shall we?

>>13052394

>>13052394
87 in a large mandarin. Polar bears on average need 12,000 calories per day. We are going to need more mikan.

What would be a good setup for an architecture skeb?

>>13052566
fat bea surrounded by tangerine peels and drinking a coke

>>13052566
fat bea eating while standing on a scale that risuna rigged to display the wrong weight

>>13052566
Risuna feeding a pudgy Beatani grapes while she lounges in a fancy chair.

>>13052566
Bea in her normal outfit but with fatten up belly sticking out, all around coca-cola bottles, korokkes and mikans

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI SO MUCH!!!!! HOPE SHE LIKES MY GIFT!!!!!! AND I HOPE I CAN GIVE HER ANOTHER ONE NEXT YEAR AND EVERY YEAR!!!11!!!1!!!1!!!!!1!

Do you think there's a chance she'll open up the box again for her birthday or would that be too soon?

>>13053250
This is me

>>13053250
I will taste her footsteps before you even hear them!

>>13053250
sauce?

>>13054648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYWH-JLn0d8