/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

chink baby

What baby speak, I havent got a clue

>holobronies are children
sounds right

Well, as it turns out, most of this website can only communicate in baby-talk: "cope", "cringe", "booba", "-oomer", "seethe"; so it makes no difference to them.

>>12945155
That design is too sexy for kids

The surest sign of an underage is that they're obsessed with seeming like they're above "kiddy" things.

>>12945155
>OP is underage

Man, Nijiniggers are running out of complaints for Hololive, they've turned to the bully from Dexter's Lab who hates weird accents.

>>12945155

hololive is for kid
and kson is for man

>>12945530
>The rent is still free
sounds right

This is why I can't watch Holo anymore. They talk to their chat like they're a kindergarden class.

>Gura acts like a literal child
UOOOOOOOH
Come on OP it's the best part

>>12945155
I mean, you don't have to literally be a kid. Stunted manchildren are also acceptable.

>>12952721
>kson is for man
to be more specific coomers

>>12945585
seethe

Bravo, you figured it out.

>>12945155
Yes. However, it's so childish that even my inner manchild got sick of being condescended to.

Granted, my inner manchild is also repulsed by Vshoujo and bored by Nijisanji. That's why I returned to my anime roots by watching children's toy commercials. They have just the right amount of tension without being edgy/cringe.

>>12945155
Only one liver or Holomem is officially designated for kids and that is Peter-kun of Nijisanji EN

>>12952721
kson is for men with a lot of money who want to feel how soft her premium bed is
>tfw don't have a lot of money

>>12945155
>play video games
>talk about silly things
>make funny noises
>sing terribly on karaoke
yes, took you long enough.

>>12945155
i don't mind the babytalk because sometimes it makes my peepee tingle.

>>12945155
Yes

>>12945155
that's why you watch yourself some WOMEN
though this one's a boy ironically

Then watch nijiwhores, fag

>>12945155
Baelz and Mumei could potentially change their streaming to cater to kids. Ina and possibly Kiara and Calli, but everyone else seems like they would fail to maintain safe for kids content.

>Kronii
>Calliope
>Irys
>Okayu?
>W-Watame?
>...Towa?

To my knowledge Kronii has the more mature voice so just stick with her and you'll be fine!

>>12945530
Middle aged old man here and I love watching Hololive. Not because I want to fuck them like a third of 4chan seems to, or bitch about shit no one is forcing them to watch. But because it's something nice to put on the side while I unwind after a long day of work. I can forget about the shitty ass real world for a bit. When you get older and you have to deal with real life, you'll understand. The older you get, the more you wish you were a kid again.

>>12959613
>tfw 24 and already feeling this
I'm so stressed I haven't jerked off in 3 months. I just want to listen to shitty karaoke and maybe sing along a little bit before going to bed for 4 hours.

>>12945155
The same question has been asked to the "bro"nies years ago.

>>12953499
Not their fault chat is acting retarded most of the time.

I love you Bae-by and if it's quite alright i need you Bae-by

>>12945155
No, it's for 30 year old men, just like magical girls
>>12952721
kson is for horny teenagers

>>12952721
Kson is a VIRGIN with a NASTY pussy

>>12963094
>Kson is a VIRGIN
Now that's a huge rrat.

>>12963094
Yeah that kson's really disgusting

>>12964150
Where's her panties?

>>12964170
>kson
>panties

This is like a midwit question
You can enjoy non-mature things as a mentally stable adult.
You can't use 4chan and be a mentally stable adult though