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Vtubers are virtual geishas. You may not accept it, but that is the true.

>> No.12934030

>>12933992
No, no. I definitely accept it.

>> No.12934082

if only they accept it. also qrd on geishas, do they do more than gfe? seggs?

>> No.12934120

Sure, why not.

>> No.12934255

>>12934082
That's why they are so similar, geishas did not fuck clients. They sang for them, put their head on their lap, did what is essentially zatsudans, but were not actually prostitutes.

>> No.12934275

>>12933992
Geisha's are litterally hosts versed in dancing singing/karaoke and conversations/zatsudans. If you've done a 3D stream as a vtuber chances are you've done all 3.
There is no discussion to be had here other than accepting truth and facts.

>> No.12934337

Geishas were educated prostitutes, now show me a vtuber who is well educated.

>> No.12934568

>>12933992
Not my Oshi

>> No.12934638

>>12934337
Holos and corpo chubbas like the crunchy roll one give that impression to an extent

>> No.12934846

I've never heard of a male assassin dressing up as a vtuber with the express intent to kill a simp. Your move nerd.

>> No.12934966

>>12934638
Lol no.

>> No.12934988

yeah no shit sherlock, that's why we watch them

>> No.12935415

>>12934638
>Cali
>Well Educated

>> No.12935720

>>12934337
Unironically Nina from NijiEN, as much as people hate her she’s well versed in literature and quite knowledgeable in general.

>> No.12935802

>>12935720
She also looks like a geisha.

>> No.12936003

>>12934337
Dog went to Japan's best university

>> No.12936152

>>12935720
>Unironically Nina from NijiEN, as much as people hate her
how do people have time to hate the newer nijis when they debut so often it's hard to keep track of them in the first place? all I even know about are lazulight and selen

>> No.12936665

>>12936003
To clean up?

>> No.12936817

Explains why JP is the best

>> No.12936922

>>12934337
Geishas weren't prostitutes anon.

>> No.12936968

>>12936922
Yeah and Ayame isn't either

>> No.12937360

>>12936922
I guess you think prostitution only applies to sex.

>> No.12937399

>>12937360
Yes. It literary does.

>> No.12937454

>>12933992
Whats a geisha?

>> No.12937488

>>12936922
Every woman is a prostitute for the right price

>> No.12937545

https://youtu.be/-2BMCykXes4

>> No.12937575

>>12937454
In old Japan, they were women you would pay to sing and talk to you, maybe hold your head. There wasn't any actual sex.

>> No.12941446

>>12937399
It can also be a descriptor of another service being offered in a manner similar to a prostitute. Usually to disparage the means of offering.

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12945445

>>12936003
Make way Harvard graduate coming through

>> No.12950719

>>12934337
Sukoya "Record your vomiting for me" Kana.

>> No.12950747

>>12950719
Ever since she went on break there's been a severe lack of vomit script reading. Wish she'd hurry up and finish schooling already.

>> No.12952864

>>12937488
what about your mom?

>> No.12955376

>>12933992
The geisha will personally serve you and become a plate for your sushi.

Vtubers are just grifters on a screen who farm literal goslings for fun, attention and profit.

Imagine not being able to tell the difference.

>> No.12955435

>>12933992
only the japanese ones, EN's are just regular whores.

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12955946

>>12933992
JP might be but EN and ID refuse to play the GFE card. The closest is Gura during her member's only streams. And even then she acts more like a lovable little sister more then a girlfriend *unless you are into that*

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12956074

>>12935720
I keep forgetting if that one actually learned russian in real life
if so I'll call that based

>> No.12956184

>>12955946
irys is ultimate gfe

>> No.12956361

>>12934337
Coco has 2 degrees from university in Japan

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12956666

>>12933992
geishas are whores for hire, vtubers that do GFE truly love and care about their fans

>> No.12957384

>>12956666
GFEs are worse. They actually exploit mentally ill people

>> No.12958551

>>12934255
>>12934275
Experienced, mature geisha are also generally more desirable than young and clueless ones.

Hag love, motherfuckers.

>> No.12963325

>>12933992
thats cute

>> No.12963745

>>12933992
POST MORE BIRDS

>> No.12968855

>>12933992
I'm 2D-only, what do geishas do again?

>> No.12968984

>>12968855
IRL GFE

>> No.12970412

>>12968855
They're single women who wear a mask of make-up and entertain guests by chatting with them, pouring them drinks, singing, providing their laps as a pillow, so on, but nothing overtly sexual.

>> No.12970572

Who is the most likely to wear a sarashi and fundoshi under her kimono?

>> No.12970585

>>12933992
You had to actually pay money to get entertained by geisha. Vtubers are closer to street performers.

>> No.12970834

>>12933992
Ummmm, no
I'm a based Vshojo fan and they're epic rebels :)
They break the mold! Yeaaaah!

>> No.12974991

>>12933992
Oh but I agree

>> No.12975055

>>12936152
a couple of clips from her prevtuber days

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