/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love you Gura!

>>1284231
such menacing faces in the background

So that's why Haachama stopped her storyline shit
Thanks Coco

MORI LOVE!

Recycling time

Nice roommate thread KFPfags

Id like to announce that there's a chemical and hormonal storm raging in my body, invoked after thinking about Ninomae Ina'nis, that's making me want to have an intimate relationship with her and perform acts of self sacrifice in the name of her well being.

>Watch small time vtuber
>Her phone alarm goes off during stream
>Same one Haachama used for all her schizo stuff
>Instantly start to panic for a moment before I realize what's happening

Fuck you, Haato

>>1284231
>holohouse general
I like

I FUCKING LOVE MY MORI!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8FZjYbM9cg
My dick won't survive this

Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUABszCa80o

>open catalog to get to the new thread
>first thread is a Kiara Room mate post
lol

>>1287301
Okayu
Korone
Botab
R...?

>>1287278
>while chumbuds
while chumbuds can do it the second someone says "guuuuuys don't use up the image slots to post cunny" *winks*

What did chimkin do to deserve this

I came here to laugh at you nanora

Watching Aruran, Rikka, Oga and Temma having an absolute blast jumping off the sides to plummet to theit death in their fun as hell Super 3D Mario Land collab.
While Kanata is taking really good care of her favorite moody anime horse girl Rice Shower as she cheers enthusiastically for her victory in Uma Musume.
While Rushia is blowing our eardrums out as she gets completely heated in her Mario Kart 8 stream.
While Fubuki puts her observation skills to the test as she searches for various object playing the puzzle game Hidden through Time.
While Moona is just being her usual cool, calm and autistic self as she's just chilling out in Minecraft while talking with her fans.
While Polka is bouncing with excitement as she works extra hard in training her Grass Wonder to be the veery best in Uma Musume.
While Pekora worked very hard and got really into the story of DQXI like usual and is now cooling everyone down with a supachat reading.
While Coco comes back strong after a very cute Supachat reading and is now ready to beat the shit out of thugs as she boots up some Yakuza.
While Suisei after spending god knows how much money on getting Opera and taking a small break, is coming right back to Uma Musume in order to train her Opera to be the strongest horse.
So friends, where we at?

>>1287288
Me. as well

>>1287309
ramirez

>>1287301
Ramirez...

>>1287314
What happened now?

>>1287321
Oh shit! Hololive Espanol is here!

>>1287284

Ame was so silly and cute yesterday. I can't wait to hang out with her again later this evening.

>>1287320
*I, as well.

>>1287319
Here with the Stars and Moona!

Bugs in a nutshell

>>1287301
>That lineup
Tell me the truth, how fat is Ramirez?

for me, it's gokisei

>>1287337
CLAP CLAP.

>no dark humor rule
>meanwhile Gura spend like 10 minutes saying fuck you and called herself a slut on stream 12 hours ago
I think Coco is full of bullshit.

>>1287278
Takos have been getting a lot of flak, deserved or otherwise, for harboring the most dogfuckers and bringing them into this thread since she was the only one accepted in the katakana thread when it was more then a walking corpse.

so with new rules youtube imposing do you think cover retroactively punish coco since i doubt youtube wants someone breaking the law

I love Ame so much, bros...

>>1287337
next mem

>>1287326
Just the usual living rent free in trannies' heads

>>1287326
There's a thread full of roommate posting

>>1287333
whatever

>>1287337
CLOP CLOP

I fuckinh love ina

GO GRASS WONDER GO

Do your fucking jobs meidos.

>>1287337
That 2020 image isn't even accurate!

>>1287303
>800 views
What a failure.

>>1287359
>>1287360
Oh...ogey. The usual then.

>>1287293
This but with
https://youtu.be/7fGUJIOTcn0

So uhhh JWU, what happened to the rogue janny last night?

>>1284231
JWU, is there a bad Mori timeloop!?

>>1287387
yeah we're back to "I need to fucking impregnate mori so fucking badly"

This is a dead run. Sorry, Polka...

>>1287304
There's multiple kiara threads at any given time, only one of them tends to lean positive, the rest is just typical anti shit, hell even unrelated threads wind up with shit flinging in Kiara's direction.

Poruka...

Would be nice if Kiara could get up at like 9am normally and have a morning stream right about now.

>>1287354
She's not my oshi but is very cute and kind hearted, I started watching her more recently, but can never catch her streams live. Hopefully the moving out arc will be over soon.

>>1287387
Graduation soon. Fuck Susan

>>1287387
Yea, and someone was kind enough to clip the moment that sparked it. https://streamable.com/to23ww

What is Moona building?

>>1287396
That's only nice on weekends though.

Grass Wonder...

>>1287288
H-hey.. I feel t-the.. same way for.. I-ina too!!!

>>1287395
Did she switch tactics? Being last place isn't bad for the beginning of the race for some horses, it helps preserves Stamina so they can do a huge kick at the end. It's if your horse is a sprinter and you start at fucking 6th place that you have to worry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Ft_m50FCY
GO HOMOS GO

>>1287411
Weekend morning streams sound like a nice idea.

>>1287288
I feel the same. It feels painful and wonderful.

jwu
did my archive reps
everything sucks

What are some fun activities you could do with Mel?

So what are the nono words we know so far with the new rules?

>>1287349
Cover doesn't understand German. Kiara is going to bend the rules.

It's dangerous to be alone, take this fat cat.

Are they all getting sponsored to play that shitty horse game or is it just the latest fad?

mori will be reworked to be a mall goth that works at hot topic

>>1287387
>Expecting spoonfeed
Fuck me.. So pathetic.

>Open Polka chat
>See this
>Keep Polka's chat open

Anyone like Risu?

>>1287418
I don't know who is who

>>1287435
Nobody fucking knows. All we have is saying Coco no "dark jokes"

>>1287387

>>1287439
Good thing this rrat abundance will lead to particularly fat cats.

>https://streamable.com/nh2xm3
I can't believe Listener-san is fucking dead and he is cursed to forever search for his missing yubis' at Korone's amusement park

>>1287449
Her parents

>>1287444
>>1287407
>>1287403
>>1287390
>no interesting and creative replies
that was boring.

https://twitter.com/baisenpeanuts/status/1367056568588529664?s=20

Is this a horse or a cow

>>1287319
Right here!

>Cover finally killed reddit shit review
Yeah I'm thinking based

Live now

>Moona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diY_-2DQZ3M
>Polka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCixA9Kbj4
>Rushia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caL8YXnqPcg
>Coco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddq9kBdbLGQ
>Suisei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDh75kzMaW8
>Kanata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiApDq9BcHw

In an hour or two

>Marine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj_nQp20ws0>Fubuki
>Fubuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKVFChM8WL4
>Festival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyBfP35FMxI
>Miko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-cOkmWjlb0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-cOkmWjlb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-cOkmWjlb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-cOkmWjlb0

>>1287475
*shits*

>>1287471
dairy horse

>>1287461
>korosan skit
>boobalee song
perfect

Grass Wonder's special activation is so fucking weird considering she's a gaijin horse. Also holy SHIT that was a fucking close race.

I just got a dream cutting off Noel boobs and making a rare medium steak from it.

I like these hours, the threads are usually pretty nice around this time. It's specifically because of them why I am more tolerant of all the fanbases and assume it's just falseflaggers at work.

>>1287428
can i get a rundown anon, i also jwu
if its about the newfag janny then I already know

GO GO POLKA

>>1287457
not once have i have i made the connection a cat eating rrats. i may be stupid.

Dead Tits

>>1286630
>>1287288
>>1287300
>>1287318
>>1287319
>>1287439
>>1287484
I thought this ritualposting shittrash was against the rules now?
Do your fucking job, jannies.

https://streamable.com/uv91v4

>>1287502
after the last couple days I thought we had lost these hours again
I'm sure we'll lose them again soon

It’s like night and day, Cole. On one hand, you’ve that fat pig Moona who’s barely speaking, and on the other, you’ve got that jap whore Rushia who’s going to give me tinnitus if I don’t go deaf first.

>>1287449
I do!

>>1287511
>Do your fucking job, jannies.
Too busy crying after the meltdown.

>>1287501
>making a rare medium steak from it.
ANATOMY AND HISTOLOGY REPS... PLEASE....

>>1287511
How is posting links to current and upcoming streams a ritual post?

>>1287515
That's not a nice attitude to have, anon...

INAWE

>>1287396
Why early streams on weekends?
If anything her scheduled afternoon one has pretty great timing

salman

>>1287501
>

ENMA HATE

> No JP/EN collab cause of one incident in Among Us (Likely)
> Forced Haachama to leave the EN server and stop the 0th gen gimmick with Coco (99% confirmed)
> Blocked Pekora from playing on the EN server for the same reasons (99% confirmed)
> Blocked a Gura/Haachama collab (VERY likely)
> Forced Haachama to stop and abandon her lore videos AND remove all of it, causing her to announce a break from streaming which is either a punishment or Haachama being depressed (100% confirmed)
> Blocked COCO from EN collabs (100% confirmed)
> Told Gura to not say 1 million (100% confirmed)
> Blocks Mori from doing some JP collabs, especially the fabled Suisei collab (Possible)
> Is Korean (100% confirmed)
> Cut Ina's karaoke list in half due to songs "not being approved", despite the stream being unarchived (100% confirmed)
> Stifled any real relationship the EN JP and ID girls can have to a point where it feels dead (100% confirmed)
> Her ultimate goal is to segregate EN and JP so hard they feel like entirely different companies (75% complete)

>>1287526
The impregnation ritual was a success!

>>1287522
That anon might just be in it for sweet deadhours (You)s.

UUUUOOOOOOOOHHH
https://youtu.be/Eosr0oIXDLs?t=27

>>1287528
based

>>1287519
Did you know that she looks like a tree rrat irl too?

>>1287528
based

>>1287511
>

>>1287513
What an adorable dork

>>1287527
Why? Because I always get up early and I want more EN streams.

Haachama should graduate at this point. She causes way too much trouble. First the chink meltdown because she was the first to show the taiwan info and Coco tried to save her face, now the schizo arc made hololive management 10 times more rigid because it got flagged by youtube's new rules.
You can say whatever you want but you can't convince me Haachama is not straight up harmful to hololive at this point.

It was comfy while it lasted. See you tomorrow bros.

>>1287528
based

>>1287525
i was right already

>>1287532
Based and true

>>1287532
ENMA HATE

>>1287513
>Do they just melt into their eyes or whatever?
Kek, Mori is adorable sometimes

>>1287553
Yeah I spoke too fucking soon...

HOLY SHIT BASED GRASS WONDER

https://youtu.be/l2ENZDBQrJY?t=2320
rrat: Mori's game paused here because it lost focus, and it lost focus because she messaged Gura on Discord

Here comes the SEAniggers

So is this how Polka sounds post-orgasm?

>>1287501
>JWU at 5pm
get better sleep habits SEAnig

>>1287532
FUCK ENMA and JENMA too

>>1287319
Right here Ayamefriend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNrfRXsg4I

>>1287568
She's a bit more husky that she would be now. But yeah

>>1287566
Just don't give them (You)s and it'll pass

>he thinks that i wouldn't fuck that and have family
retard

>>1287562
kek

>>1287525
I'm blaming you for jinxing it.

>X for Stamina

Oh no.

>>1287576
Based

>>1287573
>Ayame streaming again
is this the ranked grind addiction kicking in?

[Sad News] Moona is hungry and can't order order food to her liking.

>>1287576
ok risu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH DELICIOUS BROWN UMA

wisu love

>>1287576
Frankly I don't mind how a holo looks like IRL, what would really break my heart is finding out they were actually horrible people.

>>1287572
>bit more husky
So morning voice post-wakeup masturbation orgasm then.

>gura and amelia off collab
>both have had something to drink
>hear loud slapping sound
>gura slapped amelia's boob as a joke that got too out of control
>suddenly you hear shit falling over and wrestling sounds

Does Uma Musume game have the belly stuffing mechanic the anime had?

>>1287513
mori's life stories are the second most out there stories after ame's life stories
bitch says backu in za dei and you then spews some bizarre shit everytime

>>1287593
Based

So uhhh does the snow effect affect the umas whilst they race or is it purly aesthetic?

>>1287589
https://umamusume.jp/character/detail/?name=hishiamazon
there's one that isn't a mob character and should get added eventually.
she already has a support card in game

>>1287590
basado

>>1287596

no

>>1287610
worthless

>>1287603
It just sounds like she lived in a ghetto area

>>1287595
>wrestling sounds
What is a wrestling sound?

>>1287606
If you have certain (very situational skills I fucking hate them) skills their performance improves.

>>1287586
at least she fucking streams her ranked grind

Kek, I love the design in this game but imagine running in an OL skirt.

>>1287612
based...?

>>1287593
I'm glad my oshi is one of the most retarded and kind holos out there

>>1287532
Most of this can be attributed to that CHINK jenma, not enma

>>1287593
That's a very good attitude to have, Anon.

>>1287615
>What is a wrestling sound?
slap your thigh or arm repeatedly

They aren't even centaurs, what's the point.

>>1287596
what?

>>1287550
Fuck you, zhang.

>>1287603
Really? Ame's attempts to kill herself on the regular are pretty amusing if expectedly trailer trash, while Mori's are fun but entirely in line with what I'd expect for someone who grew up in a not so nice neighborhood in good old Murrica.

>>1287629
Becase thighs anon, horse girls have perfect legs 100% of the time

>>1287593
Its always the same pictures to, might as well post goatse at this point, you'll probably get more (you's)

Also same, I dont care what they look like, just hope they're not shitty people.

>>1287629
Real shit here. Finally someone understands.

Moririn was so cute at this moment.
https://youtu.be/tr74nVKcOz0?list=WL&t=2253

>>1287629
They are very cute.

>>1287628
But that is sex sound

>>1287630
In the anime the Uma's would eat too much and have visibly distended bellies for a significant amount of screentime

>>1287652
no anon that is what wresling sounds like

do your sound reps

>>1287593
Korosan...

>>1287656
that sounds like someone's fetish.

>>1287656
Good thing they can burn that off in the races. Can't have them looking so unlady-like whilst running for their trainer's profits.

>>1287513
young Mori is retarded

>>1287656
>the animator's thinly-veiled fetish

>>1287636
I don't think Ame's family was as poor as people here make them out to be. She said in one stream her mom worked in a cruise ship, that means she had a decent salary at least, she also talked about having consoles when she was a kid, etc.
Its just that she never really had parental figures and her mother was an awful person for reasons I won't say here so her aunt is the closest you get to actual family.

>>1287656
>eat too much
No such thing.

>>1287486
It just occurred to me that horse milk isn't really used for anything even though most other domestic mammals' milk is. I wonder if horse milk is particularly unappetizing or something.

>>1287449
I do! Her last members stream was amazing.

>>1287675
>>1287656

>>1287664
It just makes sense

>>1287678
I'm going to milk a stallion

>>1287658
So my sister and dad wrestle every night?

So now every holo will play that horse game?

Will Gura stream today?

>>1287678
>even though most other domestic mammals' milk is
>most
???
>pig milk
>dog milk
>cat milk
Anon? Are you drinking these?

Is Kanata reading a guide?

>>1287694
It's really just the gacha addicts playing it
Also Botan because she was moving/wanted to try it

>>1287695
check her schedule perhaps?

>>1287695
Check the schedule?
The real question is if she's getting filtered by Terraria. The fact that you basically need your chat to babysit you doesn't help.

>>1287695
She has a collab with Coco today

>>1287678
Horse milk is actually used in steppe cultures (Mongolic and Turkic peoples today), especially fermented mare's milk.

>9th
Polka...

>>1287410
rebuilding the monas with concrete. the old one was made out of wool.

>>1287696
He was probably talking about cattle, where you have stuff like goat milk and even camel milk.

Thoughts on this detective?

>>1287713
Meanwhile PPT just won Spring Tennoushou which has one of the steepest fucking stamina requirements in the game.

Horse Girls actually looks fun, what the heck

>>1287694
Goddamn it I really wish we could see Kiara and Ina play Arknights

It was a good day peemates, have a nice night

>>1287676
Working as unskilled labor on a cruiseship is not a good salary, anon, especially living in California. Remember that her brother stole money from their neighbor to buy her, I think it was the Gameboy as well? I'm not saying she has lived hand to mouth for her entire life, but her stories sound very similar to ones that I'd hear from my hick family members, minus the couple of times she almost killed herself.

>>1287706
Was Terraria the game suggested by the chumbuds? I forgot to check the games being suggested.

>>1287717
My oshi is Gura but I fap mostly to Ame

>Chinks still trying despite such a long slow mode and mods crushing them instantly

These bugs are weirdly persistent.

>>1287706
Terraria is a simple game when it comes to the core gameplay loop, even Gura can figure it out.

>>1287656
Piercefags, would you watch Uma Musume?

>>1287725
It is. It really is. And I fucking hate it.

>>1287717
Should change careers. She’s not a very good detective

>>1287736
fanbases really do take after their oshi, after all

>>1287725
I guess it's because every player has a horse in this race

>>1287736
Odd, my oshi is Ame but I fap mostly to Gura

>>1287749

New thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Fvkyp8I4c

>>1287629
This

>>1287725
>>1287739
>>1287749
So what are the odds of it getting a Western release?

>>1287749

>>1287717
She has shit internet and can't make Gura happy the way I can.

>>1287736
Same, I cant imagine every fapping to my oshi but Ame does something to me

>>1287758
Low. JRA are as much cunts as Scamco is (which is the reason why SS also hasn't gone global).

>Uma comes up on screen
>DEKAI
Polka...

Don't let the absolute state of this thread distract you from the fact that Ame said she wanted to kiss Ina's lips on her most recent member's stream

>>1287758
>Japan
>Timely western release to cash in on overseas hype
>Not being overtaken by a company rehashing the same idea but doing a simultaneous international release (see: Azur Lane, Genshin)
Very low.

>>1287757
>also in the mountains of Japan
Huh.

Get rudolf'd.

>>1287615
BAH GAWD ITS MORI WITH A STEEL CHAIR

>>1287763
Ame and Gura have the best R-18 fanart in quality and quantity, the other 3 are lacking, so its easy to see why people fap mostly to them

>>1287736
>>1287750
THEY ARE

>>1287771
nice try

>>1287785
They both give off powerful brat energy.

>>1287771
How will guramefags cope with this revalation.

Kanata what the FUCK was that

>>1287764
Isn't it made by Cygames? I assume JRA is the publisher then

>>1287756
Choco's voice acting is still as awful as always.

>>1287786
Horny by the sound of it

>>1287400
Oh, you'll get there, my future teamates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1NEpo34mHw
>Virtual Gorilla
I will now watch your apex stream

>2nd gacha horse stream today
Sui-chan...
Today's Music Space has some pretty good acoustic stuffs

>>1287797
The JRA will have final say and their answer will be a big fat "no".

>>1287785
Yeah but because of this Amelia gets some really weird stalkers trying to find her. Like I want to fuck amelia, not her roommate.

>>1287696
I'm thinking like farm animals. People wouldn't want to milk their pets and most dogs and cats are probably too small for it to be reasonable anyways. Pigs is true but they have a reputation for being unsanitary so that one is understandable.
Goats, sheep, cows etc are all commonly milked though. Horses are huge and have been kept as farm animals for a long time so I'm kind of surprised I never hear about horse dairy products in western cuisine. Maybe that's the pet thing too since horse meat is also frowned upon.

>>1287736
>>1287750
It was always meant to be... I swear I want a good game for them to play by the end of this month...

>>1287797
No, it's made and released by cygames. JRA is the Japanese Racing Association, the same people who get asspained about the use of real horses. Cygames have been through a lot of legal shit to get this game out in the first place, from the time it was first shown off 'til now we've lost at least 4 horses to them.

>sex with detectives
>sex with sharks
>sex with octopuses
>sex with dragons
>sex with angels
>sex with rabbits
>sex with the Devil
>sex with the Grim Reaper
Is this what Hololive is about? Really?

>>1287756
based

>>1287318
shut up shut up shuT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUP STOP LAUGHING AT ME

>>1287815
>can't have sex with sex because sex graduated
sex love...

>>1287809
There's the meat thing, but the real reason is that cows were easier to milk, which lead to them becoming the dominant product. Horses are harder to milk because if you get too close they can crush your skull like *that*.

no rrats, just dancing

>>1287815
Yes

>>1287802
>TWO males
yab

>>1287808
I want to fuck both but consensually.

>>1287761
Fuck you, French Gnome.

>>1287802
Epic.
Seems like a good time to post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx5hoMw59nc

>>1287815
sex with retards

>>1287773
Bugmen are scummy but know how to do business, I'll give them that.

>>1287823
nah, Gorilla's just subbing in for Wokka for this scrim

>>1287756
>one day we'll get EN versions of these skits

Gotta say I'm pleasantly surprised how well >we have ignored SEAnigger attempts in this thread, have a good night bros I'm going to do my sleep reps

>>1287750
Gura's model's knees are more erotic than Amelia's breasts by far.

>>1287808
The fuck are tou talking about? The ancient kitkat guy? That was just fun posting and that discord rrat people posted about hotel reservations was false.

>>1287815
>sex with detectives

I don't see what the problem here is. It's the easiest way to turn a detective against their client.

>>1287737
You ever tried to get rid of an infestation of ants, or termites, or fleas? Bugs are bugs

>>1287835
Oh god no

>>1287835
oh god yes

>>1287830
imagine a collab with her and ame being social retards with each other for an hour straight while playing apex

>>1287830

>>1287639
and the funny thing is it's actually not her
but since doxxfags believe it, it's fine I guess

>>1287846
>>1287849
The duality of man

>>1287756
>Full Gen 2
Sugoi

Please buff Power, Cygames.

What does GI stand for? Grand International?

>>1287851
I want a "noises only" ame aqua apex collab. Would be gold.

>>1287814
What the fuck, they're fake horses. Fucking Japan

>>1287830
Cute autistic onion.

https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1368511688597594114?s=20
Mio is going to start playing Uma musume as well

>>1287862
gastro intestinal

>>1287815
I'm just glad no one here has sexual thoughts about poor innocent Mel-chan

I kind of feel bad for Mori. It's clear that she wants someone to listen to a her problems but she can't go too far into it because it's irl shit.

>>1287862
Gay Incest

>>1287864
No, they're all based off of horses that exist/used to exist but died. All of their campaigns are based off of their racing history, even if you are re-writing it by winning 1st in some of them.

>>1287862
It's not GI, it's G1. Group one, basically the best horses.

>>1287875
>listen to a her problems
mariochama...

>>1287540
I noticed roomposting isn't removed as thoroughly as it used to be. I don't mind it but I am confused about what's going on. Did something change?

>>1287862
GRAND INTOXICATION

>>1287851
Imagine a collab where they switch game languages; Ame set to Japanese, Aqua set to English. Forced to rely on what they know from the game already as well as context to learn the language on the spot

>>1287756
>whomst'd've

>>1287829
is he really a gorilla?

>>1287815
Yes

>>1287830
>sex with retards
You wouldn't.

>>1287880
Naruhodo. Thanks anon

>>1287862
General Infantry JOEEEEE

>>1287838
it really did feel like /vt-hlg/; the threads wouldn't have this feel during EN primetime

>>1287866
Taiga will probably fuck up the stream somehow. I hate that little fucker.

Taiga hate!

>>1287862
Government Issue

Coco's mods sure are deleting a lot of stuff that isn't chink spam. Hell one guy was just saying what game she was playing in english.

[Sad News] Polka is addicted to horse racing and gambing

>>1287890
Id sex every goddamn anon in this thread

>>1287868
Everybody who wanted to already took out their sexual frustrations on Mel.

>>1287903
[Not News] Suisei is addicted to horse racing and gambing

>>1287903
It's the rush, man.

>>1287862
The ones that shout 'oorah', 'double time' and 'how about some action?'.

>>1287903
[Good News] God is punishing her for doing so by giving her bad luck

>>1287875
There's a few hours in the day when her and Kiara should be awake at the same time.

>>1287758
The Yakuza will put a stop to that

>>1287894
Fuck Taiga! Bastard ruined SMOK mario!

>>1287887
Probably a 3day holiday for saying this but Virtual Gorilla is actually a bonobo.

>>1287903
Oh no, anyway.

>>1287883
Depends which meido is active. During EN peak time (5-8 EST) doxposts got deleted in 15-60 seconds the last few days

>>1287904
I'm finally going to lose my virginity!

>>1287875
I mean thats what her RL friends are for

>>1287899
Probably blasting most things that aren't in Japanese, especially if it doesn't have a translator tag.

>>1287899
happens when you have JOPs members as mods

>>1287919
immersion=ruined
hey at least he isn't a chimp

>>1287893
You're saying the thread is only good if EN isn't being talked about? That calls for another thread split.

>>1287919
i fucking hate you fucking doxxbeats

>>1287809
I've always wondered why we don't milk pigs on any scale, be it industrial or backyard, and they're apparently shittier at lactation than even humans. They give a little less than what a full litter of piglets actually need, and the tap shuts off at the slightest hiccup. Hasn't stopped us from trying, but there's a lot of other critters that probably also applies to.

These polka noises are something else man

>>1287931
>her RL friends
But you have to remember that this is Mori. She won't dump her problems on anyone but Kiara, because somehow she actually formed a pretty strong friendship with her.

Where's the MEGA with all the Valentine voice audios already

I am a false flaging nigger who only shit posts and creates terrible rrats. I want to fuck off, but I can't. I like being a fucking nuisance. I will now proceed in creating the worst ear raping sound post ever!
I just want you all to know, without you faggots, I wouldn't be having so much fun. Thank you and also fuck you!

>>1287940
It's simply a fact of life that the people that come here to start shit rather than because they enjoy hololive will come here when there's a lot of activity in the thread, and EN streams generate a lot of activity in the thread

>>1287919
Reminder that Bonobos are all sluts

>>1287576
Right? That girl is cute as shit

This girl with the exposed tummy is too strong

>>1287829
Gorilla's voice is so good. I can see why /hlg/'s sekrit club likes him so much.

>>1287940
It has to do more with the hours, really. Things are way more chill around this time, it just so happens that the ENs usually don't stream at these hours.

Tears of joy!

>>1287963
Will this game get a global release soon?

Polka is very into it

>>1287973
No

>>1287940
it's not EN itself or necessarily the EN discussion but rather the increased traffic during their timeslots as >>1287957 said

>>1287973
lol

Reminder that you can't be depressed if you're rich, you can have bouts of bad/sad mood but actual depression? No.
Don't fall for their tricks.

>>1287963
Mayano TopGun?
More like Mayano TopCUTE

>>1287973
Very unlikely. If it does it's gonna take years.

>>1287615
AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF
>>1287926
Alright, senkyu.
>>1287953
Fuck you 're welcome anon, I always let you live rent free in my head.

>>1287899
Human error are inevitable, at least it better than no mod

Senchou's live lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj_nQp20ws0

I want to send supacha but knowing that my oshi will spend it on gacha, I'll just wait until this horse arc blows over.

>>1287903
This horse game is really great buff for Hololive. I see them as the first collective group to jump on Uma arc which quite nice as niji just jumped around weeks later to play this game which usually not the case.

WHY IS EVERYONE PLAYING THIS STUPID FUCKING HORSE GAME!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE REALLY GONNA THINK WE'RE MLP FANS IF THEY TURN ON ONE OF OUR GIRL'S STREAMS AND SEE FUCKIN PONIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

>>1287980
That's why so many artists and musicians off themselves right?

Whenever I look at these horses all I remember are giant futa horse cocks.

>>1287980
Depression is a brain problem. Anyone can have it.

>>1287981
I want her to take the jacket off

>>1287989
Because EVERYONE is playing it.

>>1287989
>the half life 3 of mobile games
>mlp

>>1287993
Do you often spend time during the day thinking about dicks? About how much % of your day is dedicated to thinking about them?

How many servers she is in?

>>1288003
looks like 6

>>1287771
>>1287792
Well Gura is wife, Ina is lover01....everybody happy....right?

>>1288003
CAHM ON MOON! GET AWN DA EN SARBAA!

>>1287989
don't summon THEM

it is time again

>>1287989
The other boards already think of us as ponyfags 2.0

>>1288003
>HoloEN server isn't on the list

>>1287973
>Soon

it just came out, even if the odds where good you're looking at 2022 at best.

>>1287987
Let's face it, she'll just spend it on gacha off-stream instead.
FREE entertainment, you dumbass

>>1287965
That, and the Gorilla 2d is peak kino

>>1287989
They are not ponies they are Thorough Bred horses.

Choco is for _____________

>>1287593
>Frankly I don't mind how a holo looks like IRL
Does anyone? You'd have to be pretty shallow.

Just to clarify. The best you can get is a three star, how do you get a 5 star? Do you feed repeats to them? What does it actually do to benefit the uma?

>>1287825
same desu

>>1288008
Gura would never get married.

>>1287989
Ponies?

>>1288023
They aren't yet, but they'll be thoroughly bred when I'm done with them

>>1287980
Money doesn't buy happiness nigga.

>>1288015
Is her tits the only fat thing?

>>1288026
You get dupes of them to get these little crystals that uncap them. For anything below 3* they don't have their racing outfits. You get racing outfits at 3*. Getting them up to 5* starts you with higher base stats which means it's a little bit easier to train the horse.

>>1287989
All of my friends think that watching vtubers is the same bottom tier shit as being a furry or mlp faggot.
they are actually somewhat right

>>1288032
Reminder if you aren't careful they'll kick you and crush your ribs with their strong as fuck legs

>>1288024
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>1288037
her ass is too

>Nabi is following a cunny artist

>>1288029
Gura its 6AM EST go to sleep

>>1288024
Marriage with 2.5 children and good home cooked meals.

>>1287991
>so many artists and musicians off themselves
That's just a myth. Name at least 10, you can't.

>>1288044
>Nabi is based as well as cute as fuck

It's not fair

GURASS WONDAA

>>1288042
How do you know?

>>1288035
That's what poor people say. If I was a millionaire I sure as shit would be a lot happier than I am now.

>>1288024
Human mass production

>>1287875
Then maybe she should tweet or stream on her roommate? It's not hard.

>>1288057
i get to eat it ever day

>>1288058
Hello I am a millionaire, I am indeed happier than you but not by much.

>>1288058
Same. I'd just live comfortably in a little hovel and roll gacha all day and just live the rest of my days at home without having to work.

Did Mel's mama finish her Gura drawing?

>>1288003
Makes sense. She is a worldwide popular idol.

>>1288044
>blue archive
this game's AI PVP makes me want to die

How did people find out that Moona isn't fat?

>>1288035
Money doesn't buy happiness but not having any can sure as fuck cause misery

>>1288077
roommate stuff

>>1288077
She had a webcam stream.

>>1288047
Why would you want a retarded child?

>>1288025
I saw a tweet with Marine and Fubuki posing next to two voice actresses. Not knowing Japanese and noing almost nothing about hololive I assumed the VA's were the hololiver's actresses lmao, now I know better.

Point is I thought the chick next to Marine in the below post was her actress and I was fine with that.
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1366948949752307717

>>1288077
she did an unboxing stream with her webcam