/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

22:00 - Pandora zatsudan (Twitch)

01:00 - Yuri RDR

02:00 - Hylo collab with Noor (Twitch)

Was the Humankind stream good enough to warrant watching the vod? I wasn't able to watch it live.

is it worth it to keep up with CL ? i dont know if any of the talents are interesting enough for me. at most Yuri is the most interesting who i enjoy the most but she barely streams..

First for Lumi Hate!

>>12859068
Maybe wait for gen 2 to see what is up if you are unsure

>>12859068
do you expect any answer other than a yes?

>>12858967
The campaign ended anticlimactically due to not enough turns to do a show of military force, but she was fun to watch as always.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE
do your wander reps
we're gonna make it bros

>>12859068
No, don't come here & risk a terminal case of Gosling

>>12859192
Thats the problem with standard difficulty, the score victory comes before the others unless you go full conquest from the start. You can keep playing after the score screen, but theres really no point.

>>12859068
They're all alright, Lumi is the "best" one, but she's also the least stable. Just watch who you like based on the games/content they stream.

The good news is that if you're here for GFE, you're in luck. Pandora, Lumi, and Seina(if you speak Spanish) are all great at it.

>>12859068
Dude you are not forced to follow a chuuba if you don't find it's content enjoyable for you

>>12859458
She played on Empire, which is one of the harder difficulties.

With who is Hylo streamin later?

>>12859732
No clue actually.

I LOVE MY WIFE LUMI SO MUCH

>>12859732
>with whom

>>12859725
Right, meant game pacing. Difficulty wise the ai is really trash.

>>12859695
This.
I watch NijiEN, Tsunderia, Kawaii, Phase, Cyberlive, Prism and indies and I just watch it when the content is interesting which means I skip boring games or heavy story based games. I always tune into creative material.

>>12860069
Based method. Watch based on content, not because you're looking for a surrogate girlfriend.

>>12859778
She doesn't love you

>>12860593
Your lies don't work, she has been feeding parasocialchads the past couple of streams

>>12860670
I want to feed Lumi.

Man, that new outfit sucks.

>>12860975
round star

>>12858488
I started archiving loomi around the latest learning stream, I was going to ask if anyone has the twitch archived before that but never got to it

>>12860975
I want to feed you a bullet

>>12860670
>Doesn't want to do GFE
>Is natural GFE
>Hates goslings
>Only attracts goslings
>Has trouble being intimate with people IRL
>Opens up to chat like it's her surrogate BF
At this point, she has no one to blame but herself for the state of her fans and her own mental health.

>>12860975
I can't wait for the 15k subs special

>>12861630
>Lumi realizes she is natural GFE
>She starts to kill her own personality to avoid goslings
>Graduates because she can't be herself and doesn't like streaming anymore

Bad end.

>>12861883
If she didn't try to tone down the GFE after it ruined her real life relationships, it's not going to happen now that it's paying for college.

>anon opens /clg/
>see niggers argue about GFE again
bad end

>>12862127
Anon should become GFE to reduce the load on Lumi and CL.

Hey yall the Cutest Lumi Gumi here. I think discussion about GFE is overdone, and we should move on and talk more about what they need to improve. or just some compliments on what theyre doing well

GEEEE FEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE

>>12862127
Lumi is /clg/

>>12862210
She needs to improve the GFE. She's doing GFE well, but it could be better, for instance if she didn't talk about how she doesn't like GFE or doesn't like goslings.

>>12862210
lumi is a great singer!!! she's a great entertainer!!! i love her as a streamer and i think she works really hard!!! she deserves so much more!!!

>>12862210
She can improve by not doing GFE and not forming parasocial relationships on a daily basis.

>>12862495
What does she even do that's overtly and intentional GFE?

STFU about Lumi and talk about Hylo!

>>12863227
Not before she shows me her two toes.

>>12863227
no

So did lumi brap on stream yet?

>>12863227
Maybe if she kept pandering to 4chon and did her GFE reps, she could get her own schizo meltdown threads, too.

>>12862598
>overtly
Everything about her streams is completely parasocial, from the way she talks to her chat, to how open she tries to be without doxxing herself, so how much she wears her heart on her sleeve. She's literally dating her own chat.
>intentional
Intent doesn't matter; The Death of the Author applies here. If just being "herself" is GFE and she hates being GFE, then it sounds like she hates herself and needs to work out her issues instead of being a streamer.

>>12863337
>he is not aware
i feel like even she didn't notice that one time lmao

>>12862210
Lumi, take some singing lessons, you still have room to improve

>>12862223
>g-fee-e

>>12862210
please fart on stream

This is Kaneko Lumi. Say something nice about her!

>>12864604
Singing is wonderful, Your new outfit is great, and i love your streams!

>>12864604
her dick is twice as long as mine

>>12864604
I wish my ass was as plump as hers

>>12864604
LUMI I LOVE YOU!

>>12864604
I love the sheer gap between your words and your actions!

>>12864604
You probably have the best model I have seen, LUMI LOVE

>>12864604
I love my schizo wife lumi!

>>12864604
>>12865299
The fucking eye rigging bro
Goddamn

You did send Lumi a birthday message, didn't you?

>>12865816
nope

>>12865816
Not yet, finishing my tribute

>>12865816
I can't i value my privacy too much. Lumi if you are reading this you are great, but nothing is worth a potential dox.

>>12865816
im waiting

>>12865816
its not her real birthday anon

>>12866030
What?! I can't believe Lumi would lie to us like this!

>>12858955
>Noor
...NijiID Noor?
>>12858967
>Was the Humankind stream good enough to warrant watching the vod? I wasn't able to watch it live.
Good streamer S H I T game.

>>12859068
Hylo, Lumi & Pandora are the holy trinity.
Seina exists.
Yuri's nice.
>>12865816
>You did send Lumi a birthday message, didn't you?
I'm still thinking about what to send. Probably won't send anything.

>>12866253
Don't really care if it's a lie. But she says she's trying to be more of her real self. If she really hates pretending or being GFE or whatever else, then she should have no issues playing the occasion off as nothing more than some merch and a slightly bigger stream than usual. If she does the whole crying from happiness routine after getting some donations, then we'll know that she's just playing shit up and just as much of a whore as others have been accusing her of being.

>>12866892
>But she says she's trying to be more of her real self.
I'm not seeing it. The intro from the stream today was just unprompted giggles and thank yous. The lost ark+aoe4 stream was better but what the fuck is this then

>>12866030
Her real birthday is likely around it though. You may have already missed it and she spent it alone like usual without even a fake message for her fake public birthday!

>>12866030
>>12866253
From an agency perspective, its pretty standard for your chuubas to have fake birthdays. Mostly as a safety precaution.

>>12866030
No shit, she's a 2 billion year old star who didn't know Earth units of time, she probably random.org'd a day and called it her birthday, she doesn't actually know what day it really falls in.

Do architects have a supernova fetish?

>>12868294
Based lorechad

>>12868394
Lumi quite literally has an orbit now, and her waist got slightly thicker
I'm surprised there aren't more jumping in on this

>>12867985
It's obvious that her birthday is on a different day. Wouldn't you rather celebrate it with your girlfriend than stream for a congregation of schizos? If she doesn't have one, then with her family or friends.

>>12868898
Lumi is gay?

>>12869064
Always has been.

>>12869064
She's probably bi, or just generally more comfortable playing pretend romance with women than men. Actual men are scary to her.

>>12869064
You missed the /vt/league didn't you?

>>12869149
>>12869295
I thought the make me cum with her feet thing was a joke... wtf...

>>12869295
>disdain
>not distain
ruined

Lumi hates footfags because she is a footfag.

>they deleted the gen 1 from all the girls twitters
Only Seina hasnt changed hers yet.
What did they mean by this?

>>12869215
>Actual men are scary to her.
Whenever she mentions how w*men are inferior to men I always assumed it came from the fact she wants to be one of the bros, but this would be more interesting if true It would also kill the cuckposter

>>12869577
Can't believe they're going Holomyth/council route

>>12869577
Mass graduation LET'S GOOOOO

>>12869587
>Lumi is terrified of men irl
>Every male she ever meets hits on her immediately
>Every male she ever befriends goes toxic/hostile towards her after she leads them on for too long
>Lumi is cold towards women irl
>Every woman is jealous of her and how easily she grabs men's attention
>Every woman just considers her a bitch and rarely gives her the time of day
>Lumi is a femanon
>She pretends to be one of the bros to avoid being the object of desire
>She has internalized incel jokes & attitudes without even fully realizing it
>Lumi wants nothing more than to be simply be treated like men treat other men
>She will never achieve this, as all men who know her will consciously or subconsciously compete with each other for her attention, ruining any & all friend groups she's ever going to be a part of.
Loomers....

>>12869064
Sexually harasses Pippa, Tiger, and her genmates.

Panda
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora

>>12870044
But I thought her frnied kissed her and she didnt like it??

>>12869064
i'm her gf

>>12869968
Explains why she always gave off this "wants to be one of the boys" vibe... too bad she gets treated as an imouto instead at best, an object of affection at worse...

I wish I could be delusional. To live in a fantasy world is so much better, your experience is the only thing that matters anyway

>>12870293
Kiki? I thought you weren't gay either?

>>12870300
It's sad to see for sure.
>>12870341
Same bro, I miss the days of just being in love with Lumi. Now I'm realizing how much time & energy I've wasted on her and I'm just trying my best to move past that. One might ask why I'm still here and I can't really think of a good answer.

>>12870876
literally who

>>12869968
How did you know...

Is pandora fat

>>12870961
She's capable of dancing, so I doubt it.

>>12870961
Doubt it. She's extremely serious in her idol training and trained in all the skills when she was young. Not to mention how in japan it's really really hard to get fat since you have to walk a ton everywhere and the food portions arent that big

>panda is fussy with food
>im fussy with food
w-we are?!

https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo/status/1458934891769470976

Twitter Space right now

math Hylo repent

>>12871737
how does this space thing work

>>12871841
you join and you listen

that was abrupt

I want to make Hylo see how colorful the world is again...

>>12871737
>hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

>>12861630
>>12861883
If you think she isn't doing it all on purpose in order to manipulate men to giving her money then you're a fool.
She's as savvy as a veteran whore in making men feel good and separating them from their money.

>>12865684
I realized a few days ago that this is what causes gosling. For just a moment after she opens her eyes, her pupils dilate and refocus. It's a subtle cue of attraction.

Panda is playing Jackbox

>>12871955
Make 7 anti threads again if it bothers you so much. My Lumi wife is pure and scared of men.

Is there an archive of the LoTR watch-along anywhere? I missed it, and I kinda wanna marathon those movies.

>>12872442
It was in Discord.

>>12872691
Jesus, what a fucking mistake. There's 9 hours of content just pissed down the drain for future watchers, what was she thinking?

>>12872710
I mean, the content was the movies themselves. Most chatting was done in the text channel rather than in VC.

>>12872772
Oh I see, I thought it was more of a reaction style watchalong

>>12872710
>he missed the 9 hour long discord sex session
sucks to suck

>>12872710
Sucks to suck faggot lmao don't miss the watchalongs next time

>>12872805
>>12872823
>Sucks to suck
Do zoomers have a single original thought floating in their brains? Or do they just parrot retarded nigger speak like monkeys thinking they're hip?

>>12872855
here >>12872823

>>12869577
lumi still has hers

>>12872710
>Not GFE
>"Hey anon, let's watch movies together in Discord voice chat!"
She's either retarded or a genius at hooking goslings and paypigs. You can't get this kind of experience from any other corporate vtuber. Even Phase-Connect limits how much their fans can interact with talents. It's only a matter of time until she starts charging money for more intimate voice calls.

Honestly I'm surprised she hasn't even made that a tiered reward. Secret ERP channel in lumicord when?

>>12873134
She does GFE unconsciously. Everywhere she goes she leaves a trail of broken hearts and misunderstood intentions. In a way, its sad.

all vtubers are gfe
unless theyre a man in which it is then bfe

Pandora is such a huge pokemon nerd... shame I really dislike the series.

>>12872710
I honestly thought it was just going to be more squeakers trying to out-meme each other to impress Lumi, but everyone was very respectful and kept quiet while chatting in text channel. It was a good time.

>>12873646
Wait, it was a watchalong in a voice channel? Jesus fucking christ what a bunch of fucking normies.

>>12873794
YouTube watchalongs are some of the saddest things in existence.

>>12873178
It is, but it's also not anybody else's problem but her own. I've been friends with girls like this and they're literally not worth the trouble. If you try to sympathize and think you're the exception, you're just in for a bad time.

>>12873907
>t. has never been in a proper youtube watch along.

>>12873907
If you want to listen to some other fags on the discord you are free to do so, but having people other than lumi talking genuinely decreases the quality of the watchalong.... unless you are into the whole parasocial/comunity and if so... I'm sorry for you.

>>12873178
Sounds like a shojo character

>Lumi GFE
>Panda Idolfag Experience
man this company is dangerous for me

>>12875225
>Lumi GFE
>Pandora Idolfag Experience
>Hylo Depression Experience
>Yuri Tsundere Experience
>Seina Neglect Experience

GFE more like gay faggots everywhere

GFEfags really should be watching the panda instead of the star. She's actually sincerely wanting to do it and does it with confidence. Lumi is just a schizo/retard/autist/slut/whore/menhera.

>>12876158
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE-8rg4NGiw

Lumi will never do full GFE morning ASMR and feed you toast

>>12876439
>the actual idol vtuber wants to show her fans love
anon please, it's not surprising. All idols who actually care would do this if they had more freedom.

I want to make all the girls happy! I want to make Hylo see the world for the colorful place it is once again! I want to make Yuri never feel lonely again! I want to make Lumi feel accepted for the person she is! I want to see Pandora cry when she sings and dances on stage and achieves her dream of doing her own concert! I want to help Misaki out with her work so she has more free time! I want to make Seina stream more so I can find out which flaw of hers I'd want to fix!

>>12878945
The only realistic goal here is supporting Pandora's idol dream. Everything else is unrealistic, or in Lumi's case, enabling bad habits.

>>12878945
saviorfags get the rope

>>12879696
what does Lumi even want to be? She didn't want to take the idol route but she still wants to show fans love while becoming friends with them. I don't get it, it just seems like a recipe for disaster compared to Pandora's idolfag dream

>>12876535
yeah because idols are gfe

>>12883156
>idols are gfe
until they graduate, the ones that care are willing to wait till graduation to stay pure until they get knocked up, happens all the time but I believe Pandora will be our idol until her time to leave comes. I'll be sure to support her as an idolfag tho

>>12883249
>until they graduate
thats like saying your girlfriend is your girlfriend until she leaves you

>>12880596
I think it's pretty simple. This is just copium for her. Copium for being unable to make friends of either gender and copium for never being able to open up to anyone without them instantly falling for her and trying to fuck her later that night. She can use chat as her surrogate boyfriend, but dismiss them when any one fan tries to get too close to her. The online barrier and partial anonymity means it's a lot safer for her to open up to people. The connections she makes with vtubing is a good way to make friends, or at least associates you can pretend to be friends with. And I'm sure the constant donations and praise just plain feel good. This is probably one of the best things to ever happen to her, but it makes me wonder if she'll be alright if she ever has to leave vtubing or if she'll ever hit a point where she realizes a lot of this happiness she's feeling is unsustainable or unhealthy.

The Lumi GFE....

>>12883321
You know the more you post this the more I start to believe it
Please stop

>>12883974
You can't save her anon, you can only save yourself from being gosling and hope she can save herself separately. By not encouraging her habits, you are doing a very small service for her. Lumi, if you do read this, I just hope I'm wrong. Good luck with your future prospects.

>>12883321
the strongest rrat

God I want to fuck Yuri so bad bros.

>>12886100
Contain yourself man, jeez. She could be reading this stuff you know?

>>12886195
hi Yuri

>>12886195
I want to tie Yuri to a bed, blindfold her, and spend the entire night making her squirt over and over using only my fingers, hands, and a few toys! The sounds of her gasps and moans would make such an erotic symphony to listen to!

>>12886841
Based sexposter refusing to engage in gfe discussion

>>12883667
Lumi is boring.

>>12883316
pretty much the same thing, which is why true idols are GFE

>>12887539
Lumi is boring into my rectal walls with her 12-inch porcelain rod

>>12886841
This but my wife.

>>12886841
this but my cunny wife

YURI DONT TEMPT ME ON DOING THE CUM JAR FOR YOU PLEASE

>>12888888

Why is this thread so slow without Lumi? Do none of you ever watch the others?

>>12890679
Cyberlive is only Lumi

>>12890679
It's always dead around these hours

>>12890679
its burger sleep time

yuri's stream was pretty fun today

what would pandora have to do for you to watch her
i want her to make it so bad...

What even goes on in discord vc when there isn't something like the LOTR watchalong?

>>12891569
Me having wild ERP sex with the cutest lumigumi.

>>12891585
Hanging out with the bros. No Lumi's allowed

>>12891650
yeah this

>>12891700
Disregard Lumi
Acquire Friendship

>>12891566
I like the games she plays so I already watch her here and there. She might benefit from being more lewd, but I don't know what else is there otherwise. She's not super entertaining as a streamer, but then again neither is Lumi and she's doing fine.

I love my wife, and want to improve at things because of my wife. She gives me more motivation.
Good night, /clg/.

>>12894866
I also love anon's wife.

I love Lumi so much I would make mince meat out of my dick to offer as sacrifice
Lumi please cut my dick off I beg you! No anaesthetics! I want to feel your loving pain
I would accept you bringing back Aztec sacrificial rituals if it means having my flesh and organs being your dinner
I love you so much Loomers.

>>12894866
Your wife is having offpako with Lumi.

Sloshing tilting creeks
Creeks as the jar slowly weeps
Weeps white, red and pink

Time to vomit.

>>12894866
real wife?

All times UTC

00:00 - Hylo weebshit zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD_XKswut8M

03:00 - Lumi Factorio with Jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdqrk8ydaB8

>>12895854
>get ready for the new season
>it's the dead middle of the anime season
???

>>12895854
>3AM UTC
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12896091
To be fair, the announcements are already rolling in I think.

>>12893334
Because Lumi is sex

I want Yuri to sit on my face! I want to lap up every trace of her dripping nectar like a man dying of thirst! I want to hear her moans while she plays with my cock with her feet and calls me her little pervert!

>>12892133
>>12891700
>>12891650
I can't recall there ever being someone in VC outside of watchalongs.
Huh.
>>12896106
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IDK that seems kind of early/late for Jelly. I think the guy made a boo-boo and it's supposed to be 1500 UTC.

>>12900267
>I think the guy made a boo-boo
No, israel

Fuck you niggers for making me horny for Lumi this early
Here's for you, Lumi. I hope you love it.

why do you save pictures of dicks homo-chama

Who do you want to kiss?
>Pandora kisses lightly because she lacks confidence
>Hylo gives sloppy but enthusiastic kisses
>Seina will grab your head and pull you in for a passionate embrace of the lips and her tongue invades your mouth like a serpent
>Yuri wont make the first move and instead try to warn you off. But the moment the two of you touch lips she'll melt in your arms and give herself over to passions
>Lumi will give a quick peck before pulling away nervously. It'd be up to you to hold her head so she cant escape. Will complain about it after but secretly would enjoy the feeling of control you had over her

>>12900267
Where is Moonjelly from? She tweeted the stream will be in the morning for her.

>>12901008
Based on those descriptions, Yuri. Normally I would pick Lumi because this is the Lumi thread, but I don't like the idea of seemingly having to hold her down. Yuri's descriptions sounds pretty cute.

>>12901478
SEA

>>12901540
Yeah it's 3AM then.

Moon Jelly playing with slime:
https://www.twitch.tv/moonjelly0

>>12902138
>no gloves
NAKED HANDS UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
EROTIC UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>12902138
cute hands

>>12901478
Jelly is Malay

>>12902364
Fucking Stormlight fans jizzing over exposed safehands.

>>12902696
That's really light for SEA.

>Befriend Lumi
>Treat her kindly and gently over time
>Respect her boundaries and earn her trust
>One year later
>You're the only male friend she really trusts
>Able to barely hang out one-on-one with her, platonically
>Taking her home after a fun day together
>She starts visibly getting more and more nervous as you approach her home
>She invites you inside, the tone immediately shifting as you realize she's pushing herself out of her comfort zone
>Spend the night watching videos and playing games together
>She lightens up but the vibe has remained awkward
>Your hand just brushes hers in the briefest moment of accidental intimacy
>Unexpectedly, she winces but resists pulling herself back otherwise
>Finally it hits you
>She trusts you more than anyone else in her limited friend group
>She may be scared of intimacy, but deep down she craves it all the same
>She wants your help to push herself out of her comfort zone, but is too afraid to ask directly
>Equipped with this knowledge, grab her hand somewhat confidently
>She smiles at you, even as her face is flushed with embarrassment
>Pull her in and hold her in an intimate embrace
>She lets out a cute yelp, startled by your boldness
>You both lay together, not moving an inch
>Her heart is racing, not knowing just how far you plan to go with her, wondering if she really can trust you not to hurt her
>You can either push her further, possibly hitting her limit and upsetting her, or you can restrain yourself and simply enjoy the embrace of a girl who has already worked hard to even push herself to this point
What would (You) do anon?

>>12858967
>Was the Humankind stream good enough to warrant watching the vod? I wasn't able to watch it live.
The game sucks in so many different ways. I thought she picked it up for the memes but it seemed like she legit didn't read any reviews for it beforehand.

>>12903639
I would awake from my dream

>>12903639
I was expecting a brap twist or something along those lines.

>>12903639
Platonic life partners with Lumi! Bantering while playing TRPGs and vidya with Lumi! Shitting on Lumi for losing Africa as Italy in HoI4! Slamming down drinks at the bar with Lumi! Helping Lumi back to her apartment! Drunkedly confess to Lumi! Hoping Lumi forgot it or didn't hear! Awkward tension the next morning with Lumi!

>>12902696
>no gloves
what a whore!!!!

>>12903719
Actually she did, and she wasn't sure whether to proceed with getting the game, but she did it anyway.

>>12903639
Id sweep her up into a princess carry, hold her tightly and yell at the top of my lungs while carrying her around the house. I dont know what it'd accomplish but its what id do.

>>12904954
don’t let the antis get your goat, loomers
P.S. I love you like a hot cousin

>You will never go ghost hunting with Yuri
>You will never investigate an old abandoned school
>You will never watch her tail flit about nervously with every unusual sound the two of you hear
>You will never be paralyzed by ghostly means when a ghost actually shows up
>Yuri will never stare at you, begging for help as the ghost grasps her and begins to flow into her
>The ghost will never possess Yuri's body
>The ghost will never use Yuri's body to knock you down and straddle you
>You will never be helpless beneath her as she undoes your trousers and plays with your cock
>You will never hear an unholy laugh as you start to harden
>She will never tear off her clothes and proceed to ride you like an animal in heat
>You will never regain control of your arms as the ghost begins to lose herself in pleasure
>You will never grasp her hips and thrust inside her to match her own motions
>The ghost will never lose its hold over you
>You will never bend it over and spank it hard while giving it the pounding of it's unlife
>You will never make the ghost cum so hard that it's soul finds peace and leaves Yuri's body forever
>You will never feel Yuri kiss you as thanks for saving her
>She will never wrap her legs around you and tell you to keep going
>You will never make love to Yuri in a haunted schoolhouse

>>12903639
I'd rape her right there and then.
Isn't it funny how Lumifags all say they want to be her friend, but are the same as all other men and eventually want to fuck her?

>>12907531
I'm a complete mental wreck and have severe intimacy issues, I hate for even thinking of people touching me. So the most I could ever see, even in a fantazy scenario, is being lumi's friend. But like i said i know I'm mentally ill and not the norm.
Maybe because of that I don't much enjoy her gfe content like the world traveling date, and don't see why people cry gfe when she is just singing.

>>12907680
You're lying to yourself, on some level you wish Lumi would be the one to take your intimacy issues away. Otherwise why would you ever watch a 2D anime girl instead of a male streamer?

>>12907531
Most Lumifags here are pretty open about wanting to fuck her. I'd be her friend even if she explicitly said she would never fuck me, wouldn't stop me from wanting to fuck her though. That's probably the best she can manage until she becomes old and wrinkly.

>>12907760
>Otherwise why would you ever watch a 2D anime girl instead of a male streamer?
That is the thing i also keep up with male streamer, more than with females ones. I watch Jerma vinesauce and vargskeletor, occasionally I also catch t90 and viper when they have something going on, but mostly watch vods of their matches.
I just also like lumi because she is funny, and plays strategy games

>>12907531
Yep, I've been like this with a few girls before.
>"I am different"
>"I can avoid falling for this girl"
>"I'll just be her friend"
>"Maybe she'll start to trust me"
>"And then maybe I can ask her out in the future"
>"B-but I definitely just want to be friends with her!"
>"Wow this girl is super cool"
>"We're already getting along great!"
>"I wonder if I should ask her out"
>"Maybe it's too soon..."
>"Maybe I can phrase it so that she knows I like her but I won't do anything to ruin our friendship"
>"Okay I confessed, but now things are weird"
>"I was hoping maybe she'd think about it and want to ask me out after all"
>"Now she's not even wanting to hang out with me"
>"Oh god she probably hates me"
>"Why won't she let me talk to her?"
>"I didn't even do anything wrong, why is she doing this?"
>"I hate this bitch!"
It's only ever years later that you realize you were never going to be her friend and were only interested in sex/companionship. It could easily be the case that neither party is really wrong too; it just sucks.

When is Lumi going to have a drinking Collab with Luto?

>>12902696
>I keep my nails really short for... reasons
What did she mean by this?

>>12907874
If Lumi is among a constellation of streamers that you watch, and to whom you don't contribute money (or at least not anymore so that to a male streamer) then ok, you're not the person I'm talking about but at the same time her channel wouldn't exist if her fanbase was like you. Some guy dropped 1000 bucks on her outfit reveal, that's not platonic friendship.

>>12908030
If only we were capable of being more mature people, I wish the best for you anon

>>12908041
Lumi doesnt drink at all

>>12908030
The thing I hate is that women think men bending over backwards within a friendship is normal male friend behaviour. If you are not treating a woman just like you would a male friend then it's not a friendship it's an extended courtship.

>>12907531
>Isn't it funny how Lumifags all say they want to be her friend
She's helping me get over my avoidance issues with women, so that's enough for me. Not like I'll ever meet her anyways or her real life personality 1:1's her stream personality.

>>12908081
I'm subbed to her on wish but I'm also subbed to most of those other streamers I mentioned. That doesn't mean I want to fuck them. Sure I get what you mean by simps basically supporting her but at the same time( with enough luck and time) eventually she wouldn't need them anymore after getting enough of an audience.
Either way this is besides the point, I'm just saying not EVERYONE wants to fuck her. A lot of her audience clearly does, maybe even a vast majority of it, but quite a few also just watch her for the content she produces.

>>12908195
It's also perfectly normal for males to want to befriend females they like though. It's a Catch-22. You like someone so you want to be friends with them, but because you like them you want to be more than friends with them.

>>12908215
This is probably the healthiest relationship you can have with a female streamer you're (practically) in love with. She uses you for income and as a substitute for real social interaction, so use her as motivation & inspiration to talk to women irl.

>>12908195
To be fair, if you're constantly experiencing guys "just wanting to be friends", possibly while you're already dating someone, and all those male friends keep bending over backwards, you might need at least average or above average IQ to figure out that maybe all those guys aren't actually perfectly honest.

>>12908221
If there weren't guys like the aforementioned 1000 buck guy then Lumi as a vtuber would not exist. People invested in her vtuber model, rigging, pc setup, and advertising because there were men willing to drop big money on her, not just 5 bucks a month from the <100 guys who would be behaving as your were.

>>12908330
I didn't necessarily want to fuck every female friend I had in my life. Looks and personality and preferences also usually come into play.

>>12908477
I have female friends that I've never really wanted to fuck, but every single one I've had at least a brief infatuation with before I ever got truly comfortable with just being platonic with them. I think it needs to be accepted that if you're a straight girl befriending a straight guy, there's a good chance that at some point he's going to be thinking about entering a romantic or sexual relationship with you. It's on the male to not let those thoughts heavily affect how they treat the female, but it's also on the female to recognize when they do and to either confront them about it or end things then & there.

This isn't just referring to being toxic towards girls you like though, it also means that you can't be bending over backwards for them.

I think you guys are just getting too into it, most of what is said here is true, and there might be true platonic between men and women eventually even if most relationships are somewhat charged.... but that is besides the point. She is an entertainer and you are watching her, this should be the extent of your relahsinship.
Parasocial relationships, even if "only" friendships, jut don't work. Have your fun donate to her for the funnies, get her menbership for the perks, just keep your distance.
I get this is kind of hard to do for lumi than for, as an example, a holo because lumi is more... real unprofessional but you should know what this is at this point.

>>12908071
Because long nails are shit?

>>12909028
You don't understand, Wenham IS my friend because he said my name and greeted me personally

>>12908071
masturbation

>>12909028
For real. Don't blame Lumi for "being a whore", just realize that she's kind of retarded when it comes to maintaining the fan barrier in a healthy way and try to avoid falling for her as a result of it. It's ok to like her, just don't trick yourself into trying to be friends with her.

>>12907531
I don't want to fuck her, I want to fuck the idea of her. She is a representation, a symbol, no different from girl in anime.

>>12863227
Has she streamed fighting games yet?

>>12909448
She knows exactly what she's doing, if she's just your streaming buddy then why does her model have huge bouncing tits? If she acts like a whore then there's nothing wrong in calling her a whore.

>>12909772
Lumi could swap L2D models with Moonjelly and she'd still be pretty damn sex with how she sounds and acts.

>>12909772
lumi is an e-whore in the purest sense and you should perceive her as such

>>12909829
I'm not saying that her model is the only reason, Lumi is skilled in attracting male attention in a variety of ways.
She said she has done pole dancing in the past and I would not at all be surprised if she worked as a stripper (and yes I know she will forever deny this).

>>12909497
That's kind of her issue though; she's a girl who historically has had shit interactions with males in her personal life and now she's acting as a symbolic "perfect woman" for hundreds of lonely & horny males on the internet. She's basically pushing herself further down the path that's causing her own trust issues.

>>12909900
wtf? did the chinese triad sushi place forced her into that?

>>12909900
>She said she has done pole dancing in the past
She did? But I think she wouldn't be so fucking poor that she streams professionally from a plastic picnic table if she ever started selling herself more directly.

My wife Lumi is smart amazing and beautiful!

>>12909929
No my friend, it is like think "I would like to fuck my male friend if he were girl". I would be friends with Lumi but not fuck her because I am not gay.

what time would be "evening for her?

>>12910146
For who?

>>12910175
lumi she said she would stream at evening with moon jelly

>>12910146
East coast evening? The stream time was already announced anyway, 3AM UTC.

>>12910262
Moonjelly ended the slime stream today at 23:30.
Do the math

Imagine concernposting about a girl who's main issue in life is being too attractive lmao

Why does Yuri love putting herself in jars so much?

>thread filled up with schizo christcucks again
So this is how it's going to be from now on huh.

>>12910751
I blame the Catholics, they were always up to no good.

>>12910751
>schizo christcucks
>again
what? what alternate dimension did you come from friends? we are having our scheduled meltdowns over lumi being too sex right now.

Please talk about someone else.

I love Lumi BECAUSE she's a whore! WHORE LOVE!!!!

How do I get good at drawing, drawing with a tablet is super finnicky and I'm out of practice and it seems like I've got arthritis

>>12911116
I want to smash W*nham and V*rial's aussie bussies

>>12911197
Sit comfortably and use your elbow or shoulder to move around more as opposed to your wrist. I also stole Lazy Nezumi Pro - a pen smoothing program, at the advice of a friend when getting into digital, but I don't think it really did much.
Also, reps obviously. I personally just draw circles or figure eights, but there are more intricate exercises for coordination out there.

I wonder what kind of meltdown would emerge if Lumi played games with viewers like Tenma does.
I know she did gartic phone before and that was fun but what if she sat in vc for the stellaris stream? /vst/ bros do strat games work with vc?

>>12911393
Stellaris is a shit ass game to play multiplayer no matter how you want to spin it around.
it just doesn't work outside single player.
I am not even sure if only the host needs to have all the 12234324 DLCs or everyone needs to

>>12911634
Yeah, I have a particular distaste for HoI4 but it unironically might be the best fit for large multiplayer gsg.

>>12911634
The host unlocks DLC for everyone that doesn't have it. and they have the Master save file

jannie LOVE but unironically

>>12911393
Given that the watchalongs and such went over without much drama, it'd probably be fine. That said, you shouldn't just add voice chat to random streams, it's just asking for some assburger to ruin everything.
>/vst/ bros do strat games work with vc?
Many RTS offer cooperative play, in some games you can even control the same nation with multiple players, so yes. You could have around 3-8 players in alliance, depending on the game.

>>12911116
Maisaki stream onegai...

>>12912002
>playing CK3
>everyone tries to seduce Lumi/Lumi's partner

>>12912606
Lumi getting perpetually cucked...

Misaki stream doko

Misak OLEV

god i can't wait for it to be my turn under Misaki's desk

I just want to have relentless corporate-dating-policy-violating sex with Misaki as her underling. I want it to lack any & all emotional connection and purely be done due to her being a hard-working employee needing a way to unwind but lacking any sort of boyfriend/husband to go home to. I want her to criticize my subpar contributions to the company and make me make up for it by fucking the ever-loving shit outta her in frustration.

I just want to hear her voice again bros... I miss her so much...

>>12912971
Same bro, Seina has such a nice voice.

>>12907780
most, not all
>>12909497
basado

Lumi is nice, but she doesn't fill me with the primal lust of a caveman the way that Yuri does. I would turn Yuri into a semen dispensary. She would never not be pregnant if I got my hands on her. I would put her in a jar and fill it to the brim. I'd marry the shit out of her and make her the happiest spooge sponge in the world.

Working for Misaki!
Disappointing Misaki with your work ethic!
Private performance review with Misaki!
Being scolded by Misaki!
Pathetically submitting to Misaki!
Being used by Misaki for stress relief!
Finding myself useful as Misaki's play thing!
Frequently having private meetings with Misaki!
Getting promoted to Misaki's persona assistant!
Assisting Misaki while in hotel rooms during business trips!
Being taught how to properly assist women by Misaki!
Slowly developing feelings for each other with Misaki!
Opening up Misaki's cold heart to young love again!
Falling in love with Misaki despite the age different and multiple corporate policy violations!
Passionate love affairs with Misaki!
I love Misaki!

>>12913574
I... I want to be drinking and smoking buddies with Misaki! I'll pick up smoking for her!

>>12912971
You can watch a VOD, that's what I'm doing

>>12914065
There's only one Misaki VOD...

>>12913574
>despite the age difference

Misaki's womb shall fulfill its purpose!

I want to lick Pandoras butthole!

>>12914387
I am not ashamed to admit it!
I AM 21 YEARS OLD AND I WANT TO BE GROOMED BY CYBERLIVE'S 2X YEAR OLD MANAGER SATO MISAKI!!!

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1459226826178445319
Lumi's dreams after yesterday's discord erp session...

Imagine the feeling of power and control you'd get from fucking Pandora in a love hotel. Imagine making her moan like a slut and teasing her about wanting to be a pure idol for fans when in reality she's just being used as a fucktoy. Imagine the thrill of making her feel guilty for being a whore but unable to stop herself from cucking all of her fans like one anyways. I want to fuck Pandora!

>>12915530
I don't know, sounds like normal idol business to me.

>>12912002
>you shouldn't just add voice chat to random streams, it's just asking for some assburger to ruin everything.
I'm pretty sure she mentioned it being members only.
My angle was that if she wants to be treated as a bro she could do so by playing some games with chat. The problem is that games like gartic phone don't really provide the experience she is looking for, an unfortunately good example would be apex, where teamwork is vital and if you don't care you can hotdrop and shoot the shit, doing MMO instances would also work but its not worth leveling for just 1 stream. Another issue is how she would go about filtering viewers, for this I don't have an idea but I'm sure she would manage if she really is adamant to be one of the bros. As she keeps inclining it will be more difficult to do stuff like this so I suggest she makes up her mind.

>>12915065
Lumi morning parasocial tweets...
home

>>12915530
I don't need to imagine, I do that every other day.

Hey fags! None of us have boyfriends, believe it or not. See you next stream!!!

>>12915698
I believe it, that's why I'm mad that you still won't bee my gf. Should've just gotten some fake internet rings.

>>12915698
>boyfriends
>plural
True. There is a singular boyfriend for all of them, (me)

>>12915638
>if she really is adamant to be one of the bros
I think it would be considerably better if she just dropped this rather than trying to figure out ways to work around being a GFE streamer. If she does grow, it's going to be impossible to do this friends group thing. Hell, it's already impossible.
She can play games with chat regardless, there's L4D, bunch of RTS, so many fucking coop games, GTA, she could even join Pippa in reviving Tera and there would be a comparatively less dead MMO for everyone to grind away in.

>>12915840
I wrote this post

>>12915638
>>12916007
Pretty much this. She's trying to actually befriend her fans and it's going to be a huge fucking disaster sooner or later. Either she pulls a koopa or some schizo ends up stalking her because she keeps encouraging her chat into thinking they're all buddy buddy.

>>12916177
it all comes down to maintaining the right distance bettewn streamer and audience. This is a two people jobs. If you are schizo you will get into stalker mode regardless of how distant the streamer is. But there should be some distance put by the streamer beyond the not doxing yourself shit just to avoid inviting in schizos.

Lumi is my girlfriend we have been dating for some time.

>>12916516
Yeah sure Yuri, you and another half dozen sluts.

>>12916007
>it would be considerably better if she just dropped this
Yes, keeping her distance from chat would not only prepare her for the incline it will filter a good portion of the undesirables. But it would end up being really demotivating for the streamer, which is why I don't think she will drop the chat interaction she values so much to become a streaming drone. If this is the case, might as well commit now and be done with it before its truly impossible.

>>12915638
Cyberlive TF2...

>>12916636
She should just make actual friends. And I say this as someone who desperately wishes I could be her actual friend but knows that I never will be.

Lumi is already my wife.

>>12890679
I would if Hylo played fighting games.

>>12916786
Don't you have a collab to prepare, Pippa?

This is now Lumi Doomposting General. Please leave all your graduation date predictions here, as well as the reason for graduation.

>>12916910
21/2/22
reason for graduation: irl stalker

>>12916910
01/01/2022
All
Scandal (orgy with me)

Lumi and Yuri are the only two cybers i can safely talk shit to. Id feel bad if Hylo or Pandora took my hazing too seriously.

>>12916998
I hope I never called Hylo a nigger
Hylo if you're /here/ sorry if I called you nigger

>>12916998
I really hope I called Lumi a nigger
not many have the honor of calling their oshi a nigger

>>12917031
Hylo used to be /here/ but I have no idea if she still is these days

>>12917226
someone here found her past life's reddit and it was immediately deleted a few mins later after it was posted. So yes.

>>12916636
This whole thing would be solved if she just got a boyfriend. I'm willing to take one for the team if it means better streams for everyone.

>>12916910
March 8, 2033. Newest censorship legislature from puppet government designates Lumi as "harmful to society" after she is considered too dangerous to corporate market potential. The Overseer(TM) AI shadowbans all of her content that does not explicitly promote a consumerism lifestyle. She carries out a dramatic, heartrending graduation (sponsored by Amazon featuring their newest line of serotonin blockers to keep you productive even on sad days), only to lead the resistance in person the following day.

>>12917392
Based anon, I will provide a very modest donation(as opposed to full-blown parasocial whaling) to support your condom purchases.

https://twitter.com/zahraphobicc/status/1458755787858366465?t=fPfzp6SAzrCZQkHEeotBMA&s=19

Lumi liked this tweet. It's either making a joke about us, or... or..... bros? BROS?

>>12917365
That could easily be her genmates or even mods just relaying info.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1459240047497162752?s=20
GORILLA GORILLA

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1459237128932634634?s=20
You told me every cent spent on these whores were condom money for their bulls.
Why she bought new furnitures?

>>12918073
>Nina
cringe

>>12918073
Guerilla stream with nina?

>>12918114
Wrong Nina

>>12918114
depends on which nina you are talking about.

>>12918111
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this, but these "whores" are just normal females streaming on the side for fun & money.

>>12918379
wtf, now i can't get hard anymore
come on man

>>12917845
It's either a joke about goslings or a very funny Discord injoke we're not cool enough to get, probably the former.

>>12916910
07/23/23
Has a real career taking up time and lost interest in streaming.

>>12919193
This but without the interest loss, simply a demanding lucrative job.

>Have trouble making friends that don't hate you out of jealousy or just want to fuck you
>Become vtuber to make up for lack of social life
>Make plans to be history/strategy vtuber and make vtuber/chat friends
>No progress in indie career despite very high work ethic
>Become corpo to increase growth
>Stream for a while before clipnig explodes your growth
>Open your members discord for loyal fans
>Open yourself up to fans on stream about various vague issues and your past
>Hordes of donations make you feel very grateful to your fandom & newfound popularity
>Numbers make you desirable as a friend to other various indies & small corpos
>Magnetic personality means you're able to pick & choose who you want to be friends with.
>GFE, intentional or otherwise, ensures that your fanbase primarily consists of desperate goslings & whales
>Criticism is all dismissed as haters by your orbiters, followed by encouragements to "just do what you want"
>All these factors combine to enable your addiction to streaming & being a vtuber while not maintaining any sort of professional barrier
>Treat your vtuber life as your regular life, not realizing how high you are off your own popularity or how you may come off to others around you
>Everything is about you, but not any more than you ever want it to be in the moment
>Fast-forward a few years
>You have since graduated due to taking a demanding job
>You take your career seriously so you quit vtubing to do this
>You have a very high wage, but find yourself still depressed whenever you come home
>All your online friends no longer keep contact because of how busy you are
>All your orbiters left once you graduated
>You still cannot ever make friends IRL
>Women still hate you, men still just want to fuck you
>You are jaded, depressed, and alone
Lumi... i want to save you from this life...but i can't....

>>12916910
15/5/2022
Gen2 is a failure, cyberlife goes deep red and shut down.
Lumi reincarnates 4 months later in nijisanji

>>12920616
I wonder if that's close enough to freak her out at all.

>>12921243
It's pretty far off about past and present so it'd be hard to convince someone of a bleak future with it.

>>12920616
>>GFE, intentional or otherwise, ensures that your fanbase primarily consists of desperate goslings & whales
I don't know why but out of all the times this type of shit has been posted, this particular line finally struck. What the fuck have I been doing? I need to reorient myself a bit.

>>12916910
24/12/21
On Christmas Eve a jealous gen2 /here/chuba doxxes everyone, including Misaki and the CEO. Also fueled by pure ressentiment she pays a visit to Lumi à la Varg.

>>12921487
I dont donate to Lumi anymore. She makes more than enough from her whales. I've since shifted my meager funds to hylo, dora, and yuri. I would donate to Seina too but she doesn't stream.

>>12921440
t. Lumi coping

>>12922302
Everything in it that isn't rehashed is off, the indie career, her social relations, her behavior now, talking about how her yes-man fandom makes her high on fame when she voluntarily comes here to witness a meltdown about every little thing she does and she takes it seriously every time. Even if she's not good at it, she's really trying to keep herself in check.

I at least agree about the premise that she will end up doing some shitty wagecuck job with decent pay.

>>12920647
>"i dont want to join nijisanji or hololive" - lumi
she doesnt like restrictions, only place she gonna go is vshojo

>>12924130
Veibae 2

>>12924305
>Veibae but not boring
>Sex and also has a personality
What exactly are the downsides to me as a viewer?

>>12924440
>>12924440
>>12924440