/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12845717
It's definitely still shit

WHEN URUKA SAYS SHE FROM PHASE WORLD I THINK SHE REALLY MEANS HEAVEN BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY SOMEONE LIKE HER CAN BE FROM A REGULAR WORLD

SHE'S TOO PERFECT AND WONDERFUL

I LOVE URUKA!!!

(p.s stop fucking up the threads)

>>12845750
at least I didnt fuck up the titles like the other two

Pippa, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what a VTuber is capable of, pushing herself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Pipkin Pippa. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Pippa, being that you're a 3view and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Phase-Connect, Pipkin Pippa, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Pippa, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll leave Kiwifarms. Maybe you'll stop self-posting on /vt/.

Maybe in a couple of years, Pippa, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on SPARKS 2. My manager estimates over sixty million dollars in ad revenue.

>12846064
Much Texto

Uruka sure is cute

>>12845717
Anon...

https://files.catbox.moe/txae1x.mp3
It was supposed to be a divegrass chant but it took some time to deliver, should work for the next time though

LIA LOVE

aim for the forehead

Pippa 3d when?

>>12846064
I want Kiara to look at me like this while she makes me cum with her feet. Imagine the pure look of utter distain, while she is secretly very much into it, giving into her sexual desire and furiously moving her slender, porcelain legs. You would be able to see a puddle of her lovely juices form beneath her all the while. I bet that her shoes hide two very beautiful, womanly feet and 10 little precious painted girly toes, ripe for a suckling. I want Kiara to lick her soles clean of my seed after the act is done. I want Kiara to make me cum with her feet...

Peppa Shitskins

>>12846064
So jannies will immediately bonk anyone who posts the Askua wrestling video, but they let this shit stay up?

Whose payroll are the jannies on anyways?

Nice to know that Pippers stays rent-free in KFP's heads and they'll continue to give her free publicity and exposure.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

For anyone playing along in Tera
If you're not that far along, I'd highly recommend you get in contact with one of the lvl 40+ in the guild to reroll and BuddyUp
The 30-day 100% exp boost and the 7-day infinite teleport item are pretty great

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru is playing Valorant

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru is live on Twitch.

>>12847875

>>12848472
>>12848463
Forehead mind

>22 viewers
>on Twitch
Please save her...

>>12849001
twitch doesn't seem too popular for jp audience I think

>>12849051
It has become more popular over the recent years but you're not wrong.

I WILL SAVE MICHIRUUUUUU

>>12845752
when people say she is seiso.. what do they mean? that she is pure?

>>12850215
Yes, that's what the word means.

>>12850250
and is the joke that she isn't? I'm pretty new to her

>>12850360
No, she's a relatively pure girl. That doesn't necessarily mean that nobody stuck their pipi inside her, but at least she's generally not very knowledgeable of lewd/degenerate things and doesn't tend to get lewd on stream, either.

>>12850429
ohhh, I wondered because of the hand cuffed clip with the "what are you doing bro" title and how she knows about the mind break tag

>>12850480
She's been having to do her degeneracy reps since starting work as a VTuber.

>>12850519
I just love her voice, her design is so cute, but man she was hidding an amazing nurturing bossom behind her jacket, it's so nice and round.. her skirt I don't like so much

>>12850480
she kinda gives me vibes that she has one kink she's super into and ignores everything else.

>>12845752
>>12846237
I don't watch phaseconnect but does this girl actually do music or singing? She look like she does and she's pretty cute. Also she has an amazing model.

>>12852940
yes

>>12848472
>>12848463
>Valorant
That's the true debuff. Apex is at least fun to watch sometimes. Valorant is never fun.

>>12853008
This, Kazu streamed both 2 days apart and apex was actually pretty hype. Valorant was decent but not as exciting.

>>12853139
Apex was hype because Kazu is actually really good at it, but the thing with Apex is that it can be good content even for somebody who's not great at it, and it leaves plenty of time for viewer interactions during downtime. This isn't true for Valorant.

>>12850480
My most memorable moment of her was when she found out what cum jar is, I'm not sure if she was exaggerating but she was pretty disgusted nevertheless. From that moment on I thought she was pretty innocent.

>>12853911
I'm fucking dumb, i saw that clip too and somehow forgot

Lia LOVE!
Nasa LOVE!
Iori LOVE!
Uruka LOVE!
Michiru LOVE!
Tenma LOVE!
Pippa LOVE!

iori is streaming on twitch

>>12856027
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>it isn't a [vtuber's name] if there is no scuff
>we all have one neuron shared between the agency
>I have [fictional disease that resembles vtuber's name]
any other thing that literally every vtuber says to add to the list?

>>12856420
>I have [fictional disease that resembles vtuber's name]
I haven't seen this that much, and in Pippa's case it's not a fictional disease, it's a code word for autism, because she doesn't want fags to start drama about her talking about autism.

>>12856195
>almost an hour into the stream
>still hasn't got anywhere
Did she have a long intro or something?

>https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1458841744070438915
>Michiru uses a Razor mouse
Michiru.. why?

>>12857038
what is the problem?

>>12857164
>>12857038
I she also preordered project hazel

>>12845717
>pippa
>wearing pants
anon i............................................

I want to create a sexual pleasure machine for Pippa. It would consist of a tight fitting leather bag with hollow walls connected to pneumatic pumps and the inside covered with thousands of small suction cups and contain two large motorized dildos with both variable vibrating and thrusting motion. Pippa would be captured, stripped nude, and rubbed with a thin oil until her body was completely covered. Then she would be slid into the bag and the dildos would be adjusted to fit her orifices. The motors would be started and the dildos would deliver penetration and stimulation. The pneumatic pumps would be stared, causing the bag to expand and contract and the thousands of suction cups to suck at every centimeter of her skin, including her nipples and clitoris. Pippa would be unable to escape the bag or move around to obtain relief from the relentless pleasure, and the machine would ravage her mechanistically until her mind broke and all she cared about was yet another orgasm.

>>12857658
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>12845717
i want pippa to make me shit with her feet

im constipated pippa help me

>>12857658
I truly want to what something like an eternal pleasure machine would do to the human mind after just 1 day? I think there could be sensibilization of the zones which could lead to pain, or the brain may block the pleasure signals from over estimulus

why do vtubers now attack other vtubers by bringing up their past? what do they gain from this? giving attention to tourists with virtual avatars was a mistake.

Did Iori just literally sudoku herself in the clock game to reset the loop? Sex cult is starting to turn into a death cult.

https://youtu.be/Lcwdpm1wFgE?t=1148
>Getting NTRd by a 9' tall DS3 boss
Liacucks...

>>12857658
This but her parents do the maintenance of the sexual pleasure machine.

I love Lia! I want her to have a long happy vtuber career that comes to a natural satisfying conclusion! I want to marry her after that!

>>12859199
Alright, that was legitimately funny

>>12845752
Based.

>>12860975
Fat fetishists struck again.

>>12866446
I would be upset about it but the art is too nice to be mad at

>>12846609
is this what was the company sneed meeting about
i fucking hate you so much

https://youtu.be/nuiJU2Z42DM?t=1493
what a voice