/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

fresh thread, please behave this time

(I know you wont)

i love this fucking bear

I love this fucking sheep

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SCHIZO BIPOLAR GOLD DIGGER MENHERA ALCOHOLIC HARD WORKING BEAR!

>>12809274
literally who?

I love fucking this bear!

I will nade nade this bear!

>>12809484
me too

>>12809672
noice

fucking

do greys really

>>12810084
gray shaming AWAY

>>12810084
greys are ok, leechers are not ok

>>12810099
He should use a hot duck style account if he cares about it

relatable

>>12810112
I'm pretty sure I've seen that dude in the chat since the start so I don't know what your problem is

>>12810280
fuck off BashXIII The Azure Dragoon Ch.

>>12810084
what a chad

>>12810315
>BashXIII The Azure Dragoon Ch.
dudes actually been in streams for atleast a couple of months

>>12810394
I've seen him once a couple months back, also saying something of no consequence and vanishing

did anybody happen to screencap kumage's pantsu

>>12810516
Of course, I was waiting for it all stream

>>12810620
u-uoh

kumanko

>>12810620
Will be useful

>>12810620
That reminded me the original Bea model has a kumage outfit too
https://files.catbox.moe/ldardb.zip

>vagina!
what did she mean by this

I want to sniff beatani's bloodstained sanitary pads and/or tampon

imagine you try to pick a fight with kumage and she's beating your ass with her slugger. she knocks you on your knees and right before she does a home run on your noggin you get one nice look up her skirt.

Her pronunciation is getting better

I'm gonna pump the bear.

fucking shitty kusokuma, saying she'll pump and dump me. I'll show her who's boss by pumping and pumping and pumping and pumping and pumping her until she can't leave.

It's over

Did Beatan find the mikan heat move yet?

>>12811698
She'll leave when she likes. You can't stop her.
But it would be nice if she stopped by from time to time. It's fun when she's around.

You poor bastard

>>12812942
>poor
you mean lucky

>>12812942
I always find funny to see the lost greys in the chat

>>12813058
Me too they're cute

>>12812942
her accent doesn't fit the smug pics, i expected watame levels of intonation

>>12812942
But aren't they cutest when they are just a bit retarded?

Can't wait to see this Grey violate and ryona this little kuso bear!

>>12809274
>she's still playing yakuza
Holy shit, please tell her to stop that game wasn't worth watching months ago.

>she keeps doing the serori voice

greychads... we won

>>12812942
bea has an accent?

>I saw the blood of grey. His blood is red.
Holy shit bea that's intimidating

Time to doxx the grey and force them to stop watching beatani forever through sheer cringe

>>12813293
her english has a seriously cute accent

I only now realized that was supposed to be a vibrating alien voice

>>12813361
Greychads, I kneel

>>12813361
UOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>12813168
based
I love them

go to sleep please it is 300 jst

I like how she pronounces "reshp"

abstinence-san...

I haven't watched bea in like 3 weeks, why is she acting so different ?

RATE THE RATE

rate the stream!

>>12814839
Graychad won/10

>>12814839
comfy yakuza / 10

>>12814821
Different how? I didn't notice anything much different today

>>12814830
>>12814839
Good old comfy Yakuza / 10

>>12814830
>>12814839
comfy / 10, I love yakuza streams and japanese trivia that follow

>>12814839
>>12814830
2 times per week / 10

I want to nade nade this bear to sleep

>>12814839
yakuza/10

>>12814942
>you will never nade nade Bea after she worked late and still streamed
>you will never kiss her forehead after tucking her into her cocoon for the night
Why even live?

>>12814942
deserves all the nade nade and you would get to sniff that bearoma too

I fucking love this fucking bear

>>12814856
She's being more playful and doing kind of a gfe, I don't like it it's kind of cringe

>>12815236
She is more playful, but I don't see the GFE anywhere

>>12815236
>gfe
Did we watch the same bear?

>>12815236
I don’t see any change honestly, maybe it’s her being friendly that’s offputting you?
she’s not usually not being schizo yab so her being normal is a far deviation so it’s understandable

>>12815236
what the fuck are you talking about? she was just enjoying streaming

Not gonna lie, I don't really want Beatani to collab with Pippa after what she did recently. Beatani is good at ignoring unnecessary drama and Pippa just seems like a desperate dramawhore desperate to appease /vt/.

>>12815236
Bea has always been a gfe vtuber. Anyone denying this is delusional

I won't dump Bea ever even if she dumps us.

>>12815378
if she wanted to appease she would have never let on the eggs
but she should have understood her responsibility to uphold her corpos branding and image as a content creator under their name, even if it is a nothingnburger.

>>12815413
>be careful with nothingburger
How is this possible?

>>12815236
>she mentions pump and dumb for meme
>is this GFE?

this guy

Artists don’t understand joke…ngmi

>>12815378
same

>>12815378
>Pippa starts talking about drama
>"Ahhh gomen sorry I'm ie-esu-eru, I don't andastand difficuruto English very well. Sankyu for za corabu, baibai, matane bea beaaa

Since Bea starts giggling like a schoolgirl when the word "sex" is uttered within an earshot of her, how about for the next singing project we do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pgl-JC2sgk
This is where the rap part in clover club came from, by the way

thank you for the edit dad

>>12815798
seggs

>>12815798
having to listen to it in a loop for an hour would be a bit cringe though

>>12813344
I wonder if the daddentifier can tell us who this is

>She didn't mention the collab
Manager dads, what do we do?

If you were a true dad you wouldn't support collabs. This is how indies start going to shit

>>12815378
>unnecessary drama
some faggots trying to stir shit out of a nothingburger isn't drama (or it wouldn't be if she wasn't working for a corpo that caved under the slightest possible pressure anyway)

>>12816007
You should neck yourself

>>12816067
if you were a real dad you would encourage relationships with others in controlled streaming environments where she can learn some english by talking to people

>>12816204
There are plenty of dads who would practice English with her at any time. This isn't about English practice.

>>12815378
Show membership tourist antichama.

>>12814821
She's not, she just has more expressions for her model.

>>12815378
all the pippa antis seem to be touristing here

>>12815378
fuck off kfp

>>12816954
KFP don't even give the slightest shit about what happened, it's just Pippa antis trying to stir shit up.

>>12816772
>>12815851
LOVE

I'm releasing the yahdentifier initial version now. I tested it on Beatan's tweets and it was able to correctly identify them 25% of the time as bear paws. So despite the difference in posting style there vs twitter, the computer understands to a degree the fundamentals that stay the same. This model is trained on single sentences only with the final period removed. If you want to try it, be sure to format your data the same way or else it won't work.

https://huggingface.co/phailyoor/distilbert-base-uncased-finetuned-yahd-2?text=But+I+don%E2%80%99t+find+you+annoying+when+you+talk+to+other+dad
https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1PfBR94TN83YXoMOb-zZ83s2j_NiV-5MS?usp=sharing

>>12818776
Why did you choose those dads?

>>12818822
Top 15 in the leaderboard. Dads who post less won't have enough data for Bert to learn about them.

>>12817335
sure thing kfp

>>12818776
good. now i can play with sentences until they fit the model and larp as another dad

>>12818892
>he thinks I watch any holos
oh no no no no

I don't live, I merely exist. I wish I just wouldn't wake up tomorrow.

>>12819400
Sometimes it is like that.

>>12818776
Anyone want to play and make up a sentence that gets a high Beatani score? I'll start.
>But don't follow me annoying retardchama onegai
>0.979

>>12819429
>Sometimes
(You) don't want to know

Bear paws detector detected 12791954 but it was just copy pasted from her video description.

Have you ever noticed that Beatani is cross-eyed?

>>12819528
Sure I do dad if I didn't feel like existing I'd move in a different direction until I did. But maybe you've already tried that.

>>12819723
What do you mean? But it woulsn't surprise me. It seems common desu.

>>12819814
Notice what way each eye is looking. >>12811367

>>12819452
Become beatani reps

If you could back in time and talk with your past self just right before watching your first bear stream, what would you say to yourself?

>>12820026
Don't

>>12820026
Do it bro I'm having a blast.

>>12820026
>here are this week's lottery numbers

>>12820026
She's not actually 25 and if she asks for your birthday don't tell her it sets off a chain reaction.

>>12820026
Don't send her pictures of your dick.

I did a thing

Where would you draw the line in terms of doing nasty stuff with Bea? I don't think I'd be willing to eat her poop.

>>12820457
Brutal

>>12820474
Jesus Christ, anon.

>>12820474
I'm pretty vanilla

>>12820457
based
love the back tattoo kek

>>12820457
Really good

>>12820474
I just want to cuddle in bed with something that isnt a pillow

>>12820474
There's pretty much no limits when it comes to her. If she wanted it I would do it.

ngl i think this one came out pretty damn sexy. this artist seemed like a great fit to draw bea and really happy with it.

>>12820946
Those thighs are incredible. Very cute art too.

>>12820946
I love those legs peropero

>>12820946
very tasteful thighs and cute glasses

All the r18 cosplayersI've contacted to cosplay as Bea are quite expensive, I don't know if I should just go to /cgl/ and ask one of them hamplanets

>>12821142
give us some numbers

>>12815378
Feel the same but I can't tell her what to do. She'll have to learn that from experience.

>>12820844
Me too dude

>>12815378
>desperate dramawhore desperate to appease /vt/
uhm isn't that also bea?

>>12821269
>>12820844
Dads, just cuddle with each other

>>12820474
Consensual sex for the purpose of procreation. I just want my true oshi, Mamabea, to have the grandchildren she desires.

>>12821142
remember to make sure they have a dick for maximum authenticity

>>12821142
Define expensive

Stop it. This cosplayer arc will trigger the final yah.

>>12821503
Let's get it over with

>>12821503
(and that's a good thing)

>>12821298
I'm not rubbing my hairy leg with another

>>12822228
I'll buy some Nair

>>12821158
>>12821475
High 4 digit number in dollars of course, I'm a thirdie so it's even worse.

>>12822688
Yeah that's a little unreasonable.

>>12822688
just pay a hooker

>>12822688
$5,000+ ?! that sounds insane.

>>12822228
that's what limb deficiency is for

>>12822751
they probably have to make their own costume and wigs though

>>12822813
Be naked save money

trannychama wasn't doing his bea cosplay? why don't we wait a while to see how it turns out?

>>12822885
Trannychama grosses me out.

>>12822843
what's the point of cosplay porn if you're not gonna wear the character's clothes

>>12818776
your shit is worthless

>>12822947
It's Bea whoring herself to the OB

>>12822947
She would still have her hair and ribbon

>>12823065
It's not perfect but I wouldn't call it worthless.

>>12823263
Running some of my posts through it, it would seem that many of the posters are my tulpas

>>12823065
It identified correctly a few of my posts, so it's not that bad

>>12823348
I did say it only has about a 25% accuracy. But if you run a bunch of your posts through it should identify you more often than not. But I think it works better detecting paws (and paw larpers unfortunately) vs detecting dads. Try it out on some DMsex if you have some, because that should actually be quite accurate.

Ever since I started following Bea on twitter I've been getting recommended accounts of average or homely looking Japanese indie(?) adult actresses for some reason. Does Twitter know something we don't?

>>12818776
is my english that bad? your machine detects my posts like bear paws

>>12823503
Check >>5938805 if you want to try DMsex but don't have any.

>>12823768
forgot what a bitch she could be

I would unironically rather see a small/slim trap cosplaying as Bea than an indeterminately female hamplanet. At least with the trap he could tuck or I could ignore the bulge and pretend he's a girl.

>>12823700
Her JAV career is pretty well known at this point.

>>12823768
will never understand why people felt bad for that guy, I think he came crawling back anyway kek

>>12823910
Sometimes being tall is pain

>>12823978
I'm guessing Bea's roommate isn't tall but the idea of a skinny beanpole Bea turns me on, as a turbomanlet I have a thing for tall girls

>>12820457
Is this guy still here? Is there a way you can just post Chihiro's model?

>>12823973
>will never understand why people felt bad for that guy
because they were probably just as cringe as him in her DMs (or would be if they had the chance) and were upset they indirectly also got told to fuck off

>>12823710
It's not just on bad english, but just how you talk. If you change up some correctly identified bear paws, it can still get the answer right.

>YouTube is removing the dislike button
uhhhhhhhhhh thumbs-down chads????

>>12823973
He sperged out but Beatani could have been less underhanded and apologized for accidentally revealing who it was.

>>12824188
Bea will still see it (and ignore it)

>>12824188
it's not like the dislike button actually did anything

>>12823899
she did nothing wrong
there is nothing worse than having your phone spammed by a literal subhuman autist

she told him to fuck off 3 times in a row and instead he replies with an insulting rrat to which she clearly spells it out to him that he should fuck off,
he proceeds to spam 3 more times, bea gives him a final warning but he is so profoundly mentally retarded that he spams twice more

>>12824303
She is saying fuck off and kill yourself to big and small things all the time. A serious response that firmly got her point across would have worked. A block would have worked too. It's no wonder her account got banned she's just as autistic as the dads.

>>12824303
>there is nothing worse than having your phone spammed by a literal subhuman autist
I don't live in the first world but I'm sure there's fairly more important things to be bothered by than an inbox you can ignore.

>>12824374
imagine being so autistic you cant tell the difference to haha kys and, Please stop this is not okay.

>>12823768
Bea is honestly all bark no bite. Her stories of how she acts with co-workers and friends paint her in a very different light, she's a pushover in real life

>>12824660
I want to bully beatan

>>12825411

Did that wolf game ever happen?

>>12825999
Yes, in minecraft

https://twitter.com/kukaragomi/status/1458596632233005059?s=21

>>12826492
This is a Beatani thread. Not a dad or other streamer thread.

>>12826543
Tell this faggot first >>12809514

>>12826492
Why should I care what that weirdo does?

>>12825999
what game?

>>12825999
I get the feeling those streams like the sexual awakening and risuna halloween costume more or less replaced the concept

>>12826707
Supposedly the purpose of bea chan was to play a game where we would guess which ones are bear paws.

>>12826707
It was going to be her replacement for a zatsudan. The basic idea was guessing bear paws.

>>12826543
>>12826492
/yah/ related streamers are on topic. But literally who?

>>12824660
you mean japanese

watching the yakuza vod, bear was cuter than usual today

>>12828043
She was trying too hard to act friendlier. I guess she's just warming for the reddit rabbit collab.

>>12828043
The dad she finds annoying wasn't there so she was in a much better mood.

ear licking asmr when?

>>12828579
Which dad was that?

>>12828656
me

>>12828656
Me

>>12828043
Kumage made her happy after being a dummy at her job

>>12828479
or the gfe stream
or still in afterglow from clover club

Is there a clip to the clover club cover?

>>12828622
sometime after the GFE stream but it'll be the first balon only membership video

>>12828656
(You)

>>12828479
special water

>>12828656
>>12828043

>>12828798
>balon only membership video
Never going to happen. She makes a post once a month and goes right back to forgetting it. It really is a meme tier, sign up if you don't believe me.

implying i`m not

>>12828929
:(

>>12828930
yeah I know this is why it'll be balon only

>>12828479
she just returned to her apartment after overtime at work she was obviously happy the beer helped as well

>>12828930
We already had 3 OB only streams, stop taking dads for fools and coming here to lie to their faces. Things like that make me feel bad for non OB.

>>12828930
>meme tier
Gatekeeping oilbalonchama.. we grays know your secrets, you can't gatekeep us with by this.

What's the best way to send Beatani a private message?

>>12829180
if it's important just use her email

>>12829070
just dont be poor

>>12829180
send it to me and I'll make sure it gets to her

>>12829180
Email link in her Twitter bio. I would advise against sending something not business related.

>>12829253
>twitter bio
I didn't know she had a backup account. Lost my reason to message her.

>>12829253
if the guy even needs to ask chances are he isnt doing any business

>>12829317
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2

>>12828930
>once a month
That's pretty often

>>12828930
you mean once a month and a half and counting

>>12829043
member only != balon only retardchama

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1458624330959491073
Indifference is the opposite of love

Holy shit dads, you're not gonna belieb this but after doing some digging and verifying my sources, I stumbled onto something big about Bea and her true relation to Chihiro. I think this may even be the critical informa

>>12830466
Sorry kid, you knew too much.

>>12830317
> He missed the unarchived OB only streams
ngmi

>>12830317
Anon...

>>12830466
Did you find out about how Chih

>>12830466
is the same old rrat that claims that chihiro is bea's boyfriend?

>>12830813
This post was finished so it's not the criti

>>12830466
tell us what you found out

Will Pippa or Bea shill the stream on Reddit? If both, who would get more upvotes?

>>12831231
Pippa. She's a reddit native.

>>12830445
>she thinks dads care about her opinion
>she doesn't realize "her" community is just a place for like minded 130 IQ ikemen to meet and fall in love with each other
I almost feel bad for this menhera bear

>>12831276
Can she teach Bea how to get more clicks on her posts?

>>12831420
She knows this, she's just trying to filter out the dads who care about that

>>12831571
How quickly you've fallen into depravity... Well done though. The hair looks good.

>>12831571

>>12830991
he's dead, the bear paws got to him

>>12831420
Unironically there should be an agency that has m*les and pairs up their fans with regular vtuber fans.

>>12831571
>filename
At least you're still aware.

>>12831750
Vtuber fans shouldn't be allowed to breed.
t. vtuber fan

>>12831705
she should make me cum with her feet

>>12823700
time to go the small japanese cosplayer route, tons of them exist, they just need someone to contact them

>>12826652
drawn by beatani

>>12831817
tashkani an autistic 150IQ vtuber watcher master race would be dangerous.

>>12832680
Beatani is a faggot too

>>12818776
FUCK YOU YOU WILL NEVER BE SEEP
EVEN IF YOUTRAIN ANLGORITHM YOU WILL ONLY COME TO A FRACTION OF HER PERFECTLY CRAFTED FUJO TWEETS, I CAN SMEEL YUGE BADONKER FROM THOSE TWEETS SO YOU WOULD NEVER FOOL ME YOU SICKFUCK
YOU WILL NEVER BE HER
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

>>12818776
Neck yourself

beatan

>>12833425
YOU WILL NEVER BE SEEP

>>12833569
>he doesn't know

What if Beatan is the YWNBSposter?

How did I never notice this?

Updated the tier list to include some people left out last time and fix the A****, T***** mix up. tiermaker.com/create/vtuber-beatani-dads-moms-brothers-sisters-and-friends--1277910

I am conflicted on not being on this list of dads. For the best I suppose.

>>12834662
If you want to be hidden, it's fine, but the stigma of not being anonymous is gone now.

>>12834462
I do like how vimy is in here three times, but this is a good fix. Thanks

>>12834662
Yeah I'm starting to get a bit self conscious of the fact that it's been like 7 months and I've only been namedropped once, and only because they thought I was someone else. It's a complicated feeling.

>>12836289
93 entries sugoi

>>12834462

>>12836853
The only way to get a name now is to be obnoxious or weird so feel good about that!

>>12836853
I wish I was in your position

>>12836289
I agree 100%

>>12836915
I agree 100%

>>12836926
I'm the cool dad yeah! yeah..

I will spank Beatani’s bare butt.

>>12836289
What do I have to do to get in one of these? I'm never included!

Today's news got me thinking. What do you think Beatani's reaction will be when Hiroshimoot dies?

>>12838965
Make your own list and add yourself

>>12838965
Reply to bea's tweets more
Post on the discord more
Post in her stream chat more

>>12838965
join us, brother!

>>12838988
sudoku

>>12838965
>>12839120
Basically this. If people know you exist, you'll appear. This can be both a good and bad thing.

>>12838965
If you just post here asking to be included I'm sure that'll be fine too.

>>12834462
Dads generally fall into all three categories, but I think this covers dominant traits

>>12840643
>Funny dads are ugly retards
damn..

This is why you shouldn't collab with someone who disrespects Hololive

>>12841928
Why, is Hololive run by jews?

>>12841971
>he doesn't know about the big drama that took place yesterday

>>12842015
Oh, the nothingburger dramafags like yourself blew up because you were bored? What does that matter today, don't you have something new to bitch about now?

Just think of all the DMsex she's having with her paypig to scrape your messages

>>12842015
>big
Agree this drama was too big to see

>>12842362
Damn, maybe all my bear paw guesses have been correct after all

>>12842128
MS is the only dad that is trying to make Bea happy, you can't compete against him

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI SO MUCH!!!!!!! I JUST WANT TO MAKE HER HAPPY!!!!1!!!!1!!11!!!1!!!1!!!

I just want to ejaculate inside her.

discord discord discord discord discord discord discord discord

>>12843332
Me too Beatani lover. Me too...

I like discord

>>12843493
We know discord bear

>>12815378
Same, seep's the only one I care to watch collab with Bea