/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12712517

SEX SEX SEX KRONII SEX UUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my legs hurt...

Comiket 99 will be next spring. I hope there will be something spmething there

>>12708182
The clip of Noel this anon posted got me hard as fuck

Do you guys think we'll ever see Kronii act like this?

>>12704424
>>12705256
>>12705287
huh, maybe the exbeat meme wasn't entirely a meme

>>12712698
>kronii secretly likes clingy kronies but is too embarrassed to admit it

>>12712764
>kronii shills her friends in an attempt to minimise the casualties of the fight to become the last kronie
she's so sweet

>>12712764
so apparently Kronies are
>ex-deadbeats
>ex-takos
>ex-takos
can you fags pick one for once?

>>12712840
fuck I meant ex-teamates
maybe add ex-chumbuds to that list too

>>12712840
They're ex-whatever is convenient for shitposting

>>12712749
context?

>trying to get back into writefagging
>sex energy reinvigorated by sportsfes (special shoutout to reine and irys)
>still can't bring myself to write sex with Kronii involved because I'm still goslinging too hard
>don't want to flood the thread with too much Kronii-less content (partially because the majority of the full fics i've already written are Kronii-less)
>creatively paralysed

>>12712935
y-you should write something with gura or suisei or rushia or any board even kruny

>>12712935
>>don't want to flood the thread with too much Kronii-less content (partially because the majority of the full fics i've already written are Kronii-less)
you could post them in /wg/

>>12712896
About the clip?
Apparently, Youtube bugged when Noel successfully did an achievement in Darksouls.
Her audience didn't get to see it Lmfao

>>12712840
they're the worst bits from all you've mentioned + some newfags

>>12713033
>they
tourist pls

>>12712749
I mean, her freak out after scuffing Shape of you was similar and pretty cute too

I haven't slept at all but I still had to do something with this
I probably went on for way too long but someone here should know how it is to just never stop writing
I still don't have a name but here you go

Kronii learning how to love:
https://rentry.co/tcrwy

>>12713111
It was no where near similar to Noel's freak out.
We've yet to hear any physical abuse of desk or chairs.

>>12713145
Stop.
She is an illusion, she is just another entertainer in my life.
She is just a worse celine dion to my ear. She is just a worse streamer than sovietwomble.
She even worse in acting than the rock.
She is just another entertainer

>>12712840
Ex ssrb here but i think im really a minority

>>12713145
>ywn teach Kronii how to love
Why even live?

>>12713145

>>12713601
>not being equally as broken as kronii
shiggy diggy

>>12713634
Thank you for the art

>>12713145
>>12713634
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT YOU PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY OF MY ERECTION

>>12713145
I liked it anon. Keep up the good work!

>>12713634
Are those scars on vtuber Kronii, or am I blind and is that supposed to be IRL Kronii? Cute either way!

She's perfect

>>12712840
I'm an ex-NePoLaBo. I still watch Botan though. Never got into Myth. Nowadays, I just Botan, Council & Irys

https://twitter.com/Ftvi0HzeuiVbs0i/status/1457651284983496704?t=oSFzhM-hiYBG0nfotp6VVQ&s=19

>>12713881
If I did that, I'd probably get bonked or a 'hey, hey, behave'.

>>12713840
you could either choose to interpret her as vtuber kronii (i thought the scars were a nice addition) or irl kronii after you've helped her into rehabilitation

>>12713641
Probably i'm a lot worse

>>12713921
stop reposting this kronii shit

>>12713950
yeah
Kronii is a successful streamer meanwhile I can hardly even talk to people...

>>12714036
Do you have to talk to people?

>>12713950
>>12714036
If you're on 4chan and not one of the normalfag redditor tourists, you're inherently worse off than Kronii. There's a reason we're all here and it's because we can't survive in other community without getting blacklisted or self isolating ourselves for whatever reason.

>>12714055
sadly yes
and since watching kronii I have the desire to be close to someone but I cant...

>>12714036
You can talk to the Kronies!

>>12714149
NTA but I wish I could talk to Kronii...

Schedule...doko....?

>>12714255
>he is unaware

>>12714232
I actually have no idea what I'd talk to Kronii about.

>>12714147
Try talking to yourself out loud. Practice talking like your answering an interview. That helps me structure my thoughts. Just make sure noone is near you or you will look crazy. Use simple questions used for banter.

>>12714334
Well... me too... guess I'm a boring person after all i failed without even starting anything, the absolute state of me

>>12714379
What should I talk about with myself though?

>>12714479
I like Kronii's heels.

>>12714477
I guess easiest questions would be questions people asked you but you fumbled. Small talk banter will be how are you and what's keeping you busy

>>12714396
Guess what ? I spent 30 minutes to 1h to write 1 sentence in chat, or 1 sentence in sc.
Now i have small notes by my side to note down jokes that can use to sc her. Guess that is my improving.
I usually left my sc blank because i was at work, or i cant think of anything to say, or i think she would hate me because my sc.

>>12714539
>how are you
>what's keeping you busy
is there any way to resist the urge to be honest and just say shit like "bad lol" and "just my regularly scheduled internal screaming"

>>12714539
thank you for your help anon
I will try doing this if I dont die out of embarassment first

My take on this (No sekussu)
https://rentry.co/cdzv3
Im a ESL so please andastand, and any critics are accepted

>>12712840
Just a newfag. I don't have any exes.

>>12714011
What do you have against Kronii?

Rape Kronii

Consensual sex with kronii

H-hugging kronii....

Sweaty mutual masturbation on a hot summer day with Kronii

holding hands with Kronii

Holding Kronii's hand

unfulfilled parasocial relationships with Kronii

>>12715189
Hey I know that one!

>>12714625
It depends on who you are talking to. If you said that to Kronii, she might think it's funny. I would think it's funny even IRL.

>>12715189

>>12715217
so the trick is to associate with fellow doomers, got it

Making eye contact with Kronii

>>12715382
not making eye contact with kronii because you are in love with her and too autistic!

Looking at Kronii from afar

Looking at kronii through a stream

Punch Kronii

>>12714783
I like this anon, it's a cute story.
I'm gonna throw some grammar stuff at you because I can't help myself so:
semicolons are only used when dividing two complete clauses (basically two complete sentences) so in your second sentence, "She should be awake right now" is a complete clause but "you say to yourself while going to your room" is an incomplete clause, called a "dependent clause." And, this is something that may be hard to ascertain as ESL but "spongeous" isn't exactly a sexy way to describe breasts.
And finally just keep track of your tense; in Kronii's first sentence "you are nervous" is present tense but "you prepared" is past tense. Generally fiction writing is all in past tense but that doesn't really matter, just be consistent with whichever one you choose.
And you should use italics when describing inner thoughts instead of quotation marks. And don't forget your periods!

But good work, keep at it and you'll only improve!

punched by kronii

Looking at pixels that form into Kronii.

imagining being with kronii in your head

>>12715436
Looking at Kronii through the window

Letting kronii in

Cant look at Kronii

having an extended schizo episode during kronii's break in whatever format is dictated by the current thread's gimmick

>>12715600
/m/ returns and takes over this place

Doing reps for Kronii.

>>12715600
[Reference to previous incidents]

>>12715674
Kinda funny how the original comic is spite based, but the edits are pure motivation for reps.

So has anyone started playing that game after the collab?

I love her so much

>>12713145
This is wonderful! Are you the anon that was new to writing and likes doing comfort and fluff? I'm very happy to see more nonetheless! You're more deserving of being fluffanon than myself

Just thinking, will Kronii hate paypigs that dont sc her friends ?

>>12715799
Me. Quite interesting, but the queue time is a bit long, about 3-4 minutes for a match...

>>12715994
>You're more deserving of being fluffanon than myself
j-just because you are a whore doesnt mean you dont deserve the title...

>>12716012
Why would she? I mean, she can't force us...

>>12716074
>Why would she?
Some people hate others for really shitty reasons...

JPs on 2ch and 5ch are always talking about how Kronii is easy to understand yet I never see any art of her by JP artists. Explain this Clocksuckers.

>>12716281
>Kronii is easy to understand
Is she though?
maybe compared to the aussies

I-Is Kronii still awake?

>>12716341
No she is sleeping
T. Her husband

>>12716341
Kronii will never wake again...

>>12716281
She talks slow, deep and enunciates clearly most of the time, that makes it easier for ESLs to parse out what she's saying if they're not fluent.

>>12716421
N-No, don't say that...

>>12716281
I didn't know that wada isn't JP

>>12716477
Someone cast a spell on her and she is sleeping for eternity, only a kiss can wake her now. I am the one to save her with my kisses!

>>12716448
Thats why she lures so many seanigs. Look at her top sc gabe, crow are sea

SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

>>12716803
with whom anon?

>>12716961
(You)

Schedule doko ?

>>12717174
ask that one more time and you're not getting a schedule
t. Kronii

>>12717232
:(

>>12717232
Kronii do you love me?

>>12717300
ofc

Kronii's sweaty paizuri

She's trying to squeeze a members stream in right???

>>12717450
I wonder, 50/50 to be true, she likes a lot the members but maybe she will keep all the streams public before the break, i hate greys but they are part of the comunity i like it or not

>>12717174
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1455107022773317634/photo/1

>>12717565
>Oct. 31 - Nov. 6
Wow thanks, Anon.
*shits on your face*

>>12717680
well thats a new one

>>12713921
Mumei seems like someone who would randomly do stuff like this, she probably also sucks on bottles when she tries to drink from them.

>>12714036
Become a cute girl, stream, and then join hololive anon. Then you will likely become successful plus you can talk to kronii.

>>12717850
h-hot...

>>12717903
I would unironically love to do all of these things but step 1 is a bit more complicated than that

>>12717962
I want to fuck this Kronii

>>12717962
muh robodick

>>12717962
Uuuoohh?...sex?

>>12717850
>Ask Mumei for some water after a run in PE class.
>She gives you her bottle, but first she takes a sip
>"Here Anon, I know you drink a lot so I wanted to refresh first"
>When you take the bottle you can clearly see her drool around the bottle top
>You drink it while Mumei watches you savoring her drool and refreshing with some fresh water
>You give the bottle back to Mumei almost empty
>"Next time bring your own bottle anon, so you can give me some..."

So has Kronii's break officially begun now? I wasn't really paying attention to the schedule.

>>12718160
It starts on the 12th

>>12718108
God that's so fucking hot

Sana confirmed schedule for council meeting already. Its quite early, so a member stream might happen

>>12718644
I have faith

blockanon here with an update:
we've entered multiple embassy agreements with other nations
i've just finished building our embassy with teamates with kroame art inside


vamp and second still playing offstream
archivebud still nowhere to be found

>>12718715
I would play but im literally in my last month of getting my tittle so no, maybe during mid december I would start playing

When the next Kronii and Mumei stream? Its killing me how often one or the other gets referenced in some way during their streams.

>>12718715
>offstream
THEY ALL HATE US

>>12718794
The council stream!

Kronii doko?

>>12719077
:) koko

it's not a fucking member stream you piece of shit kromie

>>12718715
They hate us...

>Surprise my muscle with both oshi taking a break/semi-break

this break is unironically going to be a depressing time for me

>>12719791
Go do your reps

haven't watched last night's vod, did she say something about her sched or is she just sleeping?

>>12719984
We don't know, there was a change to the council meeting so maybe she's planning something else for that day

>>12719812
reps of what anon

>>12720129
Reps that stops you from being depressed

>>12713790
Thank you!

>>12715994
Thank you!
Yeah, I started just recently
Please keep being fluffanon, I'll eventually find a name

>>12719778
Look at her go!

Kronies... doko...
Schedule... doko...

>>12721176
Watching Roboco play that spooky Korone kusoge

>>12721176
Soundanon... doko...

https://files.catbox.moe/6wsdz4.jpg

>>12721646
u

>>12721646
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FAUNA'S FAT LEAKY TITS

>>12721560
don't you know? Soundanon... he... Is playing eternal return

>>12722068
I miss her...

>>12722159
Sanners...

https://twitter.com/zixsiga/status/1457525412448415744
Officially sanctioned Kromei date art

How cruel to use such a sinful voice for good. To tempt us with raw auditory bliss, to insinuate an impending ocean of future masturbatory aid, and to deny us the opportunity to indulge. O, to dream of another world, another branch on the splitting river of time, where another her satisfies the true carnal needs of another us. This voice has been born and refined to make men fall to their knees and clutch their aching phalli, curated to replicate the sensation of milk and honey poured directly into the ears from polished marble jugs at sunset in Cleopatra’s palatial bathroom - why then are its words such agonising tenderness? Why must it stab at our hearts with its coarse exclamations of surprise, its hints at concealed inner suffering, its placid reassurances, and its ever-so-mild praise?

It is a transgression of the highest order to use that which is Good for Evil purposes. One need only consider the Lord’s name to understand this. Surely if this dichotomy were inverted it would be an act of Good, no? But how can deceptive temptation and torture be Good? This voice answers a desperate plea echoing from many thousands of souls, but it answers with a salvation unasked for. Why would such virtue need to disguise itself as sin? Can it not be delivered honestly, by a voice of divinity? Perhaps the Holy Father truly has left us: I find it inconceivable that he would employ such a wicked-seeming angel. What stands before us is the Devil’s Magdalene, wearing the second circle as her counterfeit halo. Her prideful, godless shell seems almost deliberately easy to surpass, as if it only exists to strengthen the impression of the layer of supposed righteousness beneath. Who’s to say there is not another layer beneath that? Never before has Lucifer attempted such a complex ploy.

She offers not the requiem of heaven, nor the damnation of hell, but something much more sacrilegious: belief in oneself. The “strength” to neither crave God’s realm nor dread the Devil’s. Her veneer of vanity, so clearly false, she uses to inform us what we are to avoid. She would see us abandon our faith in the future afterlife and our imprisonment within our past folly. For all her talk of time, she only truly cares for one, and that is the harrowing, invasive “now”. Every day, as it comes. She would see us become our own Gods, worthy of worship but demanding none.

Blasphemy, I say. Lies, I say. Cosmically empowered or not, she is a false prophet, guiding us away from the true Lord. Her voice shall not echo in the walls of this cathedral. Her countenance shall not be welcomed between its doors. I urge you reject this “Warden” with me, brothers. Ward her off we shall, with shut gates and a threatening ringing of the church bell.

Begone, thou veiled succubus!

>>12722998
tulp is that you?

I already miss her....

>>12722998
I take it you haven't heard the vocaroo

Is this the longest we've gone without a schedule?

I can't believe Kronii passed away under her weighted blanket, atleast she was comfy...

>>12723344
I think so. First the Coucil collab bump and now really delayed schedule, makes me wonder if its related to Kronii's break or if something else is the cause

>>12722998
>He thinks Kronii is the succubus while IRyS exists

He hates us...

>>12723344
so far

>>12718715
tfw I could only finish my ugly ass house after a week, while these fellas make beautiful structures like this in a day or so

>>12723392
most of these builds are our chief builder (Blockanon AKA Gobu) works.
Don’t get discouraged, everyone has to start somewhere

>>12723374

>>12723525
N-No, don't say that...

>>12723525
Sike!

>>12723375
I want to believe that she just was waiting for some confirmation/perms and went to sleep

We always talk about who is sexiest but we should really talk about who is the best wife material.

Kronii is pretty organized but she is prone to panic attacks and has repetitively shown to skip meals and sleep to play.

Mumei might play off as forgetful but she has time and again shown that she takes care of herself and Animal very well. She set good schedules and is shown to be very responsible.

>>12723977
I now rate a chuuba's wife-ableness based on their ability to give me half korean children

>>12721646
The drawing is nice, but that soundpost is UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>12723518
Ah, so that's who Gobu is. I see him on the server most of the time

>>12723977
clearly the best wife is Bae because she's the responsible one that gets work done behind the scenes and ignoring her to go fuck other holos will just end in tsundere sex like she has with IRyS

>>12723977
so you're saying Kronii and I should hire Mumei as our housemaid to take care of meals for the three of us and Time Mutt while listening to Kronii and I fuck wildly upstairs? got it

>>12723977
Mumei and Fauna are pretty up there but I think Sana would never stop pampering you while building you up to do your best every day

>>12724113
Mumeido...

>>12724093
cuckquean...rrat...?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

>>12724093
UOOOOOOOOO CHEATING ON YOUR BATTERED RRAT WIFE WHILE SHE GETS HOUNDED BY THE OWL

>taking break start on 12
Kronii paved the way for Sana's comeback?

>>12724206
yes, from Kronies to Sanalites, that's the end game

>>12723977
Wife rating for domestic abuse:
1.) Bae: The type to rationalize everything, will hide the bruises and if caught will just joke around being a clutz. Will delude herself into thinking it isn't a big deal since you love her in the end.
2.)Kronii: Already used to pain and abuse, will put up with your bullshit if you give her just enough affection and love to stay around. Will even ask you to beat you up preemptively if she thinks she's done wrong.
3.)Mumei: Will be the perfect timid wallflower who'll just quietly clam up whenever you get aggressive, will apologize for every minor mistake. She will however reach a breaking point and stab you to death in a horrific murder-suicide
4.) Fauna: The archetypical battered saintly house wife. She won't take your abuse lying down, but puts up to it, especially if you have kids. Whatever love that was between you is cooled now and she's staying around for the sake of the family.
5.)Sana: The one who actively fights back, will punch, kick and argue up a storm. Yet in the end she still stays around because they loves the sex and how toxic the relationship is.

>>12724283
I haven't seen a list of straight bad takes like this in my life

why would you bully rrat she already gets ignored enough....

>>12723977
Ina wins decisively. But I'd always wonder if I would have been happier with Kronii, the woman I truly loved.

>>12724283
>5.)Sana: The one who actively fights back, will punch, kick and argue up a storm. Yet in the end she still stays around because they loves the sex and how toxic the relationship is.
this sounds fucking hot wtf
where do i find me a big titty brown girl who'll have regular, violent hatesex with me

>>12724349
Catarina on GTA San Andreas

>>12724335
>Ina
She still lives with mama. She isn’t shown to be able to take care of herself when mama takes care of everything for her.

>>12724537
Doesn't matter when she's able to hold down two jobs.

>>12724283

>>12724625
I don't wanna hit women that are nice to me, but this... is hot

>>12723977
I don't mind being Kronii's househusband, I like cleaning and I've always wanted to learn how to cook anyway.

>>12724625
Why would you post this?

>>12724620
What about the fact that when children (Ame and Gura, or council) fights, instead of breaking them up she just quietly starts recording? Or the fact that she has shown no ability to read or control the situation? She literally did nothing when Fauna and Kronii fought and escalated

>>12724765
Because it gives me an feeling so complicated and somebody was abuseposting.

>>12724773
it's content

>>12724777
I don't know what makes me want to cry more: that image or the fact it gave me a boner for some reason

>>12724773
Letting children fight is good for conflict resolution training

>>12724773
That's for the nanny to deal with.

>>12724773
>did nothing when Fauna and Kronii fought
She was busy building Wamy's house like a good wife

I will make an abuse fic for every day Kronii is on break.

>>12724118
I love Sana but for some reason I feel like she would emotionally cheat on me

>>12724906
Hot

>>12724888
Don't do this anon.

>>12724906
Sana would say shit like
>If we are using a condom is not cheating

>>12723977
God I would give an arm and a leg to be a househusband to a cute, hot, dorky korean hikki that can provide for us both. I am a domestic god already so she would be in good hands

>>12724961
that's not what emotional cheating is anon, that's just normal cheating

>>12724977
ah, gomen I just read cheating and my dick wrote the post down

>>12724962
being Kronii's battered househusband!

>>12725009
are you telling me I'm sharing a general with goddamn KEKS

Mumei is for abuse

love the clock

>>12725219
I do!

>>12725199
yeah, abusing me

She probably spent all night watching Arcane

>>12725276
mutual abuse with Mumei!

>>12725374
I don't know what that is.

I feel insecure about myself, my future whenever i think about Kronii. Will i have a chance with a perfect girl like her. I wanted to became her pay pigs to get her attention, but i afraid that my sc would make her hate me. Then i tried to improve myself, but my ages and being a wageslave doesnt allow it.
I think if i stick with her i would off myself in the next 6 monthd

>>12725418
Some League of Legends Netflix original. I doubt she cares enough to watch that, but then a lot of people who are unfamiliar with LoL are watching it and praising it so she might've heard.

>>12725418
Rito Games new show

https://twitter.com/Aestheticc_Meme/status/1457775442149007372?t=F2WOjH-HzKZANDBOhiKV_Q&s=19
sex.

>>12725580
>Aestheticc Meme
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12725580
Finally, was waiting for a Kronii piece from Aestheticc

>>12725580
okay now when's mame rakko gonna draw kronii

>>12725580
>tomboy
>kronii

>>12725580

>>12725580
I'm not gonna lose. I'm not gonna lose. I'm not gonna lose.

>>12723379
I want IRyS to wrap her thighs around my neck and choke me with them
ThighRyS….
Imagine Kronii paizuri as IRyS face fucks you futa dick optional

>>12723379
IRyS will convert Kronii into a succubus and they'll both drain your energy together!

>>12725580
Holy based
Hasn’t this artist drawn futa before?
Futanari tomboy clock…
Spitroasting the council with Kronii!

>>12725976
If that's you sekkusu, someone posted the tofuubear futa Kronii on r34

My balls hurt
https://mobile.twitter.com/Skello20/status/1446800650918981637

>>12726025
Which one, paheal? I ain't seeing it.

>>12726062
Other one, xxx

>>12726069
That's nice, it's been while since I've seen good hololive futanari in general let alone Kronii, in fact I'm pretty sure Kronii's only futa pic for ages was that incredibly weird clock penis one.

>>12726056
Holy..

>>12725580
I might be a homo now. This outfit is not doing anything to me.

https://twitter.com/gawrzilla/status/1457783307374981128?s=20

>>12726101
I'm surprised they only posted the futa alt. There's some other versions but I guess this guy just wanted to share Kronii's throbbing clock.

>>12726139
Perfect anon. Come here so I can fuck your little boi pussy.

>>12726163
imagine not wanting to hog that for yourself

>>12725858
Anon... are you doing nnn?

>>12726227
Yes

Irys gonna stream AC. Gura played AC
This will force Kronii to play AC on a new save.

>>12726256
IRyS and Gura forcing Kronii sexually

>>12726236
>doing NNN
>still visiting /∞/
There is a thin line between brave and stupid, and you are deep in the latter territory

>>12726236
*cums on you*

>>12726236
Rumao

>>12726256
dyrbi

>>12726256
Let her do whatever she wants...

>>12726236
sir we only do one kind of NNN around these parts

>>12726273
Deeper than you know I'm on the cocktail

>>12726101
>>12726025
Based, I wonder how big her clock is, I remember tofuubear often draws small dicks (which to me often beats the point of futa, I don’t like hyper but you might as well just fucking beat it to traps at that point although I like futas domming traps)
Some JP dude did some on Twitter and a couple other western artists did them. There’s still nothing of Fauna or Mumei (except one edit) a little of Bae, and a decent amount of Sana and Kronii specifically.
This one is cropped from a western artist who did futa Kronii but I can’t remember the name lmao

>>12725858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaZMXH6XZAM

>>12726265
IRYS AND GURA SPIT ROASTING KRONII UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHH SEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

>>12726336
nigga...there is no hope for you...

>>12726256
Kronii will also stream AC
armored core

>>12726345
It's hard to find well-drawn futa in general, most of it tends to be poorly done. I'm still fapping to the same set of like eight year old doujins because I rarely if ever find something I actually like. Plus I like robotgirls more.

>>12726381
I WILL MAKE IT! I WILL! NO CLOCK TITTY MILK OR INNUENDO SPOUTING SQUIRREL IS GONNA STOP ME!

>>12726336
This truly is the Dark Souls of No Nut November

>>12726256
AC? Assasins Creed?

>>12726390
worse, Assassin Creed

>>12726423
Animal Crossing

>>12726390
What's that? Did you say Souls? From Software has only done Souls games you know. They never worked on a mecha series, nope...

>>12726390
onegai... doko...

>>12726432
What about ace combat?

>>12726412
Risu and Kronii teaming up to collect anon’s nuts!
Risu’s sultry voice as Kronii manipulates time with an edging handjob!

>>12726412
in that case I can't do nothing else other than to wish you the best of luck, cause you are gonna need it

>>12726412
I HATE THIS WHINY KRONII FACE AHHHH

>>12726394
vamp?
I admit that set of five catbox images made me understand robot fuckers more. Speaking of robots, the Grox are one of my favourite fictional races honestly (pic related) especially since Fauna got me back into Spore again.
Inb4 Fauna does more Spore and someone draws or writes a corrupted Grox version of her…
I want to write that but Spore is dear to me and I don’t want to spoil it
fucking cursed horny brain, roboFauna run sex.exe

>>12726605
No this is tulp actually.

>>12726582
WHY DO YOU HATE KRONII'S FACES???

tulp x vamp fic doko

>>12726605
nope, not me
tho admitedly, I ended up watching Roboco's Korone horror kusoge stream today and ended up joining her membership+couple of supas...of all the streams I had to watch, it was the one where she talked about her viewers giving up their lives to become robots and supporting her forever...

>>12723977
>”Mumei, why do we have so much rice?”
>”Because I cooked it!”
>”No I get that, just why so much of it?”
>”…”
>”…”
>”Oh yeah, huh.”
>”God you’re lucky you’re cute.”

I can't believe archiveanon is fucking dead

>>12726656
>>12726737
oops
you two are my favourite writefags
>>12726726
not this again

>>12726745
needs more SEEEEEEX

>>12726726
never, cause I will kill every nigger trying to write a meta fic with me in it

>>12726782
Giga based
my fluff one was a joke I swear

>>12724349
The violent hatesex reminds me of that one chick from the movie Frank.

>>12726726
I'm not feeling it
>>12726754
th-thanks

>>12726818
what fluff one?

>>12726837
this one…
I hope some fujo somewhere liked it

>>12726782
are you vamp or tulp

>>12726866

>>12726866
Kronii liked it

>>12726866
oh, that one
I am not in it, so you are safe
>>12726881
the former

>>12726899

>>12726899
KRONII MASTURBATING TO THE KRONIES FUCKING EACH OTHER UOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>12726900
You are lucky I don't have time right now or the fight for the last kronie would start now

I miss Kronii…
What’s she going to do on her break, anons?

>>12726866
I am flattered and disgusted in equal measure

>>12727037
Have sex with me, her husband

>>12727037
She's going to miss us

>>12727037
Play Hades and Hollow Knight to kind of go back to where her save files were
Only to forget and finish both games
Which will make her go on a trip of self-loathing, where she will not play either game again and will only focus on block game

>>12727089
LIES

>>12726762
>”Hey you know how in anime, they drop fresh eggs over rice and it cooks in the bowl?”
>”Sort of.”
>”I want to try something similar.”
>”Similar how?”
>”Drop your pants.”
>”Mumei, are you asking me to jack off into your rice?”
>”Is that a no then?”
>”…once again, you’re lucky you’re cute.”
>”<3”

Kronii will have a break today to make schedule. That make we only have 2 whole days and 1 day with early council meeting left.
Maybe she should call those 2 whole days off too .
I just want a member stream, ffs i hate greynames, i hate joel

>>12727089
>saplings miss Fauna
>kronies miss Kronii
>Kronii misses kronies
WE ARE

>>12727048
I will forever feel bad for writing it fluff…I still like your work ):

>>12727143
It's getting better... there's not enough SEEEEX Kromei art

>>12727167
I didn't know Fauna was from Australia...

>>12727089

>>12727266
Kronies are probably the last thing she'll think about during her break...

Your phone makes a noise. A notification. It’s her. Kronii. You’d met her in university and she was annoyingly clingy from the get-go despite her hopping between boyfriends. She considered you so little of a man she’d tell you about the sex she had while “helping” you socialize. Not that you’ve ever met a wingman worse than her. Even if she had managed to get you to go outside more, the hatred of being put on the spot by her pushed you away from anything of the sort. Nonetheless, you liked her; she was cute, after all. But between being physically distant towards you because she always had a boyfriend, always dragging you across the city on her selfish whims and making you help her with the university work she was either too lazy or too dumb to do, three years in you just snapped at her. Half a year later, she was back as though nothing had occurred.
You blocked her number. You blackholed your e-mail address. You told everyone you knew not to let her know anything, then changed your number. You had a peaceful year; occasionally, you thought you missed her, soon enough that was replaced with relief that she was gone. Now your phone just shows her messaging you. How did she even get your new number and herself a new number? How dedicated was this cold-hearted bitch suffocating you with her self-serving pity?

>>12727216
They are spreading...

>>12727290
She will think about Kromies before Kronies

>>12727177
>”It’s one thing that a busted a nut in some rice, it’s another to see you eat it.”
>”It’s like sticky rice, but takes a little bit more time to go down my throat and it’s a little bitter. It’s not bad.”
>”Well, I hope the squirrel won’t be upset with me now.”
>”Oh, I know! Kronii would love this!”
>”Mumei I don’t think Kronii would-“
>”Did someone say my name?”
>”Oh Kronii, you got to try this!”
>”Mumei, why are you thrusting rice in my face and why does it smell fishy?”
>”C’mon, please?”
>”… god you’re lucky you’re cute.”
>chewing sounds followed by a Monogatari head tilt in your direction
>”Why does this rice taste like you?”
>”Whew boy…”
>”<3”

>>12727349
I hope she does one more member stream before her break.

>>12727586
We all do

>>12727586
Wish granted. It's a Squid Game watchalong.

>>12727658
with english dub

>>12727658
She wouldn't do that to us.

>>12727715
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12727658
I know this is supposed to be some kind of monkey's paw but I'd be happy with that. Would rather watch something she hasn't seen recently, but still.

>>12727716
Right

>>12727412
>Kronii already in a relationship with us to the point she know how our protein normally tastes

>>12727794
is this ooo

>>12727811

>>12727844
nice

>>12727794

>>12727658
Hey monkey paw, I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.

Help me bros...I know she said she doesn't hate us but I still think she does...

>>12728054
she didn't hate us before but now she does because of that thing you did

>>12728054
Kronii doesn't hate me, but management does, my clocksucker comment got slid hard.

>>12728054
It's a love/hate relationship.

I can't stop masturbating to Kronii... the amount of semen I've expelled since her debut is probably greater than the rest of the past year.

is it time for another /m/ arc?

>>12728467
>>12728024

>>12728108
Why would you ever think that was a good idea you schizo?

>>12728108
You are that fucking ourovoir thief and bragged about being liked by her in here. Sure you will be on any manager lists.

>>12728467
If Kronii were a Gaim character she’d want to have the confidence of Oren or Takatora but would come across like Miichi.

>>12728467

>>12726605
I've just always had a fascination with artificial things since I was a child. There were a couple of flash web games for kids way back when where you'd 'build your own robot' or something like that, I liked Jenny Wakeman from My Life as a Teenage Robot, I liked some bionicle but because I was a poorfag I never got the toys, I liked Metal Slug because of the cool mechanical bosses (it also led to me becoming a tank fag later on). Weirdly enough I haven't watched a lot of mecha anime.
Even in fantasy settings or monster girl settings I always gravitate towards the closest thing to a robot there is, like pic related. I even played through Recettear because of the golem girl.

In FOUR days Kronii will leave us forever and the clocksuckers will descend into madness and paranoia. Other fanbases will mock us and ask "Where is your oshi? Why isn't she streaming?" Loads of content will be released but not for us. Rrats will run rampant and unrestrained. Original content will dry up. Repent. The end times are upon us.

>>12729175
Ogey, Emet-Selch.

>>12729175
or we'll just sexpost a whole lot and cum all over each other

>>12729129
but are you playing srw30

>>12729239
I've never played SRW before, don't even know what the gameplay is like. But I might buy it.

>>12729175
My money's on nothing happening, we'll just become even more parasocial for each other in Kronii's absence.

>>12729175
>clocksucker
Nice try A flitch in time saves swine

>>12729239
worst SRW because Hinoki has no bounce

>>12729291
>he thinks it's the end times
>it'll actually be the ERP times as kronies switch from loving kronii to loving each other

>Confirmed big melons in real life by Ollie during off collab

>>12729321
>Kronii browses /here/ in her free time for the yaoi content
>All according to keikaku

>>12729355
I WANT TO SUCK HER REINES UOH

>>12729291
I hate you faggots though.

>>12729536
HE HATES US

>>12729536
doesnt matter
we love you wether you like it or not

>>12729536
LET *BANG* US *BANG* IN *BANG*

>>12728108
Get fucked you didn't come up with it.

>>12729536
>>12729571
>>12729607
>>12729621
*cums on all of you*

>>12729355
>zoombie confirmed reine's fat tits and convinced moona to give us her three sizes
blessed

>>12728804
Not him but I came up with ourovoir and I'm fine with people using it. That's the whole reason I came up with it. Getting to attached to a phrase you made is cringe as fuck, look what happened to that "breathtaking" guy who yelled at Keanu Reeves.

Hey guys, have you ever noticed that the word "clock" is very similar to "cock"? I feel like there might be some way to exploit this fact....

>>12729831
wtf do chickens and clocks have to do with each other

>>12729719
She only said Reine and Moona are big, I'd say Moona probably still has the best physic for being a model.
Will need more detail on Reine.

But Ollie's sister falls hard for Reine after meeting her in person, so definitely at least an attractive turkey.

>>12729355
>>12729719
>>12729995
This is the Kronii thread.

>>12730025
we need new targets for our sexual desire for kronii

>>12730108
>we

I'm just going to drop this here

>>12729995
B:96 W:66 H:103
clip because I'm too lazy to look up the real timestamp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppp_VinHuGE

>>12730025
name one time that has ever stopped us

>>12730143
Jwu and this is the first thing i see
Holy shit moona moonas are real!!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAIZURI PAIZURIIII

Not sure if real but holy shit

>>12730314
what are you unsure about being real?
the "sextape", or it spreading to facebook?

>>12730314
"Sex tape" kek

>>12730025
Lurk moar

>>12730346
The part where it was posted to facebook. The vocaroo did blow up on the whole board, then my speculation is that it made its rounds to discord, then to facebook.

Team Red C really was the team of sex

>>12730393
ooh! that! why the fuck do people call it sex tape? my autism is hitting me hard

>>12730314
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit, SEAniggers are retarded.

>>12730314
Normiefags have to ask if the "sextape" was real when there is clearly audio splicing??

>>12730394
Just look at them, they don't even have to act lewd, just interacting with each other is powerful enough.

I remember IRyS talking about a collab after Reine posted their Minecraft interaction screenshot.
Wonder what would it be and if it'll be three people collab or just with Reine/Kronii one at a time.

>>12730469
There are people who believe the earth is flat so yeah

>>12730508
that reminds me, I still have to watch the IRyS/Reine Portal 2 collab

>>12730547
They flirt in a passive agressive way all the time it is fucking great

>>12730506
the earth isnt real

>>12730607
and vaccines are nanomachines to turn you into 5g fagtowers

>>12730579
>They both moved into the bunkeronii
They are flirting over my clock...

>>12730314
When I said that that anon has caused innumerable consequences I never thought that it would be this bad