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haha fuck schnitzel
I'm loving this collab
Fucking Schnitzels
>Ich... Ich hatte Spasssss
I love you Gura!
Where's the stream Ame?
Ich liebe Hai-Kadsen. :3
Ich hatte spass!
These two lovers are streaming SOON!Ame:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQOE6Z1ajYchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQOE6Z1ajYchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQOE6Z1ajYcIna:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01hqFWk6-Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01hqFWk6-Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01hqFWk6-Q
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1368319390681235456https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1368319390681235456https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1368319390681235456
why are you like this Kiara....
This collab has been kino
Kiara soll mal ihr Maul halten sonst gibbet nen Satz heiße Löffel
KIARA FORGET OVERLAPPINGCONTINIUE WITH SAMETORI KINO
T-minus 4 minutes to wah
Fickschnitzel.
SEX! With Chicken
kiara please move your mic backward by 5 cm and enable the bass rolloff switch
[REDACTED] CAT
I love Ina!
>'I had fun' in german looks like 'I hate fun'how fitting for the default villain language
UUUUUUUUUOH DIE HAIMADEN WERDE MEIN FICKSCHNIZEL ESSENTüT
I HATE SPACE
this collab is a little underwhelmingprobably because GERMAN FUCKING SUCKS
EATING GURA'S DICK
I love this collab
Gura is still thinking of Valheim isn't she?
It's uphttps://youtu.be/RQOE6Z1ajYc
>>1270912This but unironically fuck Hat in Time
Ich liebe gura sehr.
Aki!
Ich bin Schatten verboten
Eat my dick schnitzel.
Fat cat's fuck schnitzel...
AZKi
>>1270905Fuck, I wanna watch because I love this game but I have to support my oshi.
>>1270891>>1270897Radda radda rad RADDA radda
>FickschnitzelHoly kek, Fickschnitzel isn't used seriously though because it sounds silly even to german speakers
>>1270891>>1270897
>>1270927Hey, me too!
I **** Enma!
Wah!
>>1270919New Kids watchalong when
>jizz
>>1270906LETS FUCKING WAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>1270927I love Ina too!
>>1270947>>1270949Based Schnitzelposters
>>1270905Did they figure out that co-op was a thing?
I can´t wait until you all ritualposters get banned and erased fromt he face of the earthThe day of reckoning will come
>>1270886My oshi is adorable and trying her best!
Is Kiara's voice the most unpleasant in all of Hololive?
>>1270926>[REDACTED]Cute!
ICH WILL
Gura just farted on stream!
>>1270947>>1270949schnitzelmind...
for cute happy married couple
Why doesn't this shark eat?
>>1270949>>1270947Shnitzelmind
>>1270941Would be "schattengebannt".
>>1270931t. jew
>4/5 HoloEN talents having collabs at the same timeMori Mori Moriii
GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE
I love my dumb oshi
You can't name ONE SINGLE THING to justify the German languageThere is no reason for any languages other than English, Japanese, Ethiopian and Arabic
gura...
>>1270969yes
>/v/ having all these postersWhat happened?
I LOVE INA GURA AME KIARA AND MORI
>>1270971Towa exists
>>1270948Yeah what kind of fuckschnitzel uses that?
>>1270969Kiara and Gura's lovechild for gen 2 let's go!
>Inaaaaaaaa, can you tweet for me, pretty please?https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1368319558038163456
>>1270911Agreed
>>1270968>>1270969WHICH WORD IS IT??
Thoughts?
>>1270949THAT GREEK BOI PUSSY IS MAKEING ME HAVE THOUGHTS OF BETRAYING ROMEt.mungdal
I wonder why Kiara has so much trouble with Youtube. She's such a family friendly streamer!
>What's the nig wordGURA!?
>>127097135p...
Schnittfickzel
>>1270969>Gen 2 will be a word cloud
SHE TOOK AWAY THE APPLETHE CHICKEN
>>1270969>dumb cute germansounds right to me
>>1270977this ritual post is irrelevant as fuck
>>1270976>>1270978Shnitzelmind mind
I fucking love their dynamic, so cute.
>>1270969>>1271009This one
OH SHIT SHE REMEMBERS THAT
PWWIE MENTION
>PWWIE
KIARA YOU BITCH GIVE HER BACK HER APPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1270926FEET CAT!
I heard Gura's cutesy voice just for a second. It still exists. Don't ever doubt that she can do it when she wants
I find it cute how Ame funnels all the viewers to her collab partner because she knows her internet will be shit.
Why does Hat In Time co-op suck? Is it one of those games where one player is essentially a sidekick that doesn't do much?
Oh she finally mentioned PWWIE again.
I'm so happy Ina is there to support Ame
>>1270969>cute german retarded stream>autistic english anon>natsoc collab
do you think Gura got good marks in grades 1 2 5?
Is it gura who has chemistry with everyone or is it kiara?
>>1270926Tell me about the catWhy is she so [REDACTED]
>>1270949YOU TAKE THE JEWS AND YOU TAKE THE SUN
>>1270971Nope, that would be ____
Polka loves (You)!
>PWWITE
>>1270969>German soldier holo
>>1271001Unity Love!
>>1208993 Happy now?
>>1271000/v/? nothing happened, it's just the average
Is gombers unteachable?
TWO RETARDS STRUGGLING
i'm feeling a week wah! today..
>>1271011
SHE REMEMBERS PWWIE>>1271046Both
https://youtu.be/RQOE6Z1ajYcWATCH THE BETTER STREAM IN 60 SECONDS
>>1270967It won't. They are the mods clique.
>>1270969>teach kek ss>yes oh ina>hard kino retarded stream>literally acting austrian>japanese atlantis autistic english
what did Kiara want to say?
You've done your mogu mogu yummy reps today, right anon?
>>1270969>anons fuckedah, anon-kun... your dickmilch schmeckt mir gut
We want to raise awareness that not all Germans..
>People are friends not food
>>1271057sorry I meant /vt/
>>1208993 you happy now?
>>1270969>kino retarded streamyeah pretty much
>>1270948that one New Kids Episode is literally the only time I've ever heard it
>>1271037but her voice is always cute
>>1271040It's two people playing the singleplayer mostly independent of each other.
>>1271046Both are incredibly strong in collabs
>>1271040Worse than that.
TOO MANY STREAMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1271046Gura has the best chemistry with everyone but Kiara is probably a close second
I'm enjoying this collab more than the AmeTori collab.The banter feels more natural.
>>1270947>>1270949Hey /hlgg/ wanna hear a joke?
WarningIncoming WAHWarningIncoming WAH
https://poal.me/idqnsmhttps://poal.me/idqnsmhttps://poal.me/idqnsm
>>1271046They're both good with people in their own ways. Kiara has a high charisma stat and Gura has the mimicry perk.
>>1270969>watching clap contentNEXT MEME
>>1270995So original.
>>1270988https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1368320484102729728She's tweeting at least
>>1270988She’s sleeping, don’t wake her up.
>>1270972>>1271051Meidochama?
>>1271068>SHE REMEMBERS PWWIEOf course she does. It's cringe, and Gura has all her cringe moments permanently scorched into her brain.
>>1271046both actually
>>1271043SHES HERE
>>1271059s-she can read hiragana and katakana...I think...
Ame got a separate thumbnail for her stream.
>>1270972>>1271051hmmm?
>>1271000wrasling was megahuge this streamlosing mom started getting big enough to collab with africat and co>haha fickschnizel
>>1271032>>1271033>>1271068>>1271041What is that?
>>1271046Ina
>>1271100Same but I'd prefer non-teaching collabs for more free banter
>>1271113she already backed out of it being long
>>1271076But I want them to vore me...
Alright, for real though, Gura is high right now.
>wata mage>2 dollar SCit's so obvious this fucker is a containment breaker
>>1271074Always
>>1271078we had a holofightz stream today
>>1271046Both, honestly. Gura always mirrors her partners very well, and Kiara's extrovert nature gets everyone talking.
>>1271102No... stop
INCOMING WAH
Gute Arbeit macht frei!
i love dick
>goes to korosan's park>loses your yubiI'm ok with this.
>>1271049She loves to eat onigiri
Id like to announce that i am currently experiencing feelings of warmth, bliss and exctasy while thinking about Ninomae Ina'nis and the potential of spending my limited time with her in a mutual union of both body and soul.
>>1271109The mimicry perk isn't working on Kiara at all. It's cute.
How expensive would it be to commission a feet collage that includes every holo? Stars and CH included
>>1271115>>1271125The advertisers are touring the site today
>>1271128do your reps newfag
Gura is too sweet to know how to hate!
>>1271148based and fagpilled
>>1271051Polker.....
>>1271043>>1271121What the FUCK
I wish more people had emotes like this. It gives a much clearer YES or NO.
WTF GURA HATES KIARA
>>1271103Did this show even air in america or is it just a weird scar in the mind's of canadian millennials?
It begins
>>1271051Why does she force my dick to throb so hard?
IT HAS A DICK
>gura hates dicksTHEY'RE
>>1270956I fucking wish... I binged watched that shit during professional schoolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uun3Zo_wyho
>>1271001based!
CHICKEN LEIBENCHICKEN HASSEN
>>1271172CLEARLY, THIS CLIP SAYS SO
>mamawhat the fuck Kiara why did you start this shit
>MamaWhat?
Getting excited for Ina and Ame to start playing A Hat in Time once again, showing off their great chemistry and hilarious comedy acts for us to witness.While Matsuri is still going hard with her early morning karaoke, singing incredibly cutely like usual.While Kiara and Gura is finished showing off their combined brain power as they finish off their German learning stream, both being cuter than usual today.So friends, where we at?
>>1271134I want to give her a litter of pups!
>>1270995[judges you towards death]
>>1271102STOP
>>1271152I'm currently thinking about impregnating Ina with triplets and licking the sweat off her 8 month underbelly
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>1271046Both. They’re the two best at collabs in the entire gen. They’re the two least smart too. Huh, correlation??
>>1271128______________________________________________________________________________________________LURK_____________________________________________________________________________MOAR___________________________________________________________________
Wouldn't more JP lessons be a lot more useful for Gura?
THEY ARE
I completely forgot pwwie
>ich liebe dich HähnchenBASED
>>1271190Right here, FriendFriend!
>Apples get removed>SCREAMSTHISFUCKING BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>1271204CUTELY RETARDED
>>1271134I'm pretty sure I have watched a JAV with a milf posing just like that
>>1271190Right here, friendfriend!
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>1271171Watamage....They're right though.
>>1271067
>Stupid cow
>>1271036Holotoes
ICK!!!HAS A DICK!!!!
>>1271056Fuck Unity.Support only your oshi and let the rest to rot.
Swear word time
>>1271190AYE AYE FRIENDFRIEND!
>>1271051>>1271178BASED MEIDO
GURA HAS MORE CHEMISTRY WITH KIARA THAN ANYONE ELSE IN HOLOLIVE. WHY
>>1271152Hey I can reciprocate this statement
Small german lesson for all those interested: In german, as opposed to english, the verb comes after the objectSo while it'd be "I'm (going to) [fuck] your mother" in english, it'd be "Ich (werde) deine Mutter [ficken]
Here come the fuck words.
>Swear wordsIT BEGINS
>>1271046Gura
>>1271162Du yu
>>1271112I wonder if that's why I got my single emote in Ame's chat deleted
>lets learn some swear wordsTIme for Kiara's channel to get banned for good this time!
I don't watch Kiare outside of collabs and every time her voice + obnoxiousness keeps filtering meKFPbros, why is your oshi like this
STUPID COW
Kino is back on the menu, Jungs.
>>1271204Retarded sisters!
Kiara teaching swear words???
>>1271171What a fag
>stupid cow
>>1271204Mommy and daughter!
>>1271203Gura needs to learn all the languages of the axis
GO DIE
Oh no, what are you teaching her Kiara?
>>1271204MOM AND DAUGHTER
>>1271226bullshit
>>1271241Isn't she great?
>>1271226Gura rules
>>1271227Ich fick deine Mutter
>>1271241dunno, but i like her
>>1271206Hey, that's me, you can't post that!
>>1271239>why do they shadowban me so?
>>1271197Based
>>1271190this whole week has been kino collab after kino collab
>Now repeat after me Gura>Es ist Zeit für RACHE!
>>1271227danke schön
WAH!
WAH!Now back to watching two idiots!
WAH
>>1271206I only remember because some guys sometimes bring out how gura forgot about it
>>1271190Right here friendfriend!
>>1271232N
wah
So... what is actually the most offensive curse in German?
waah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE OVERLAP
>>1271255Italian stream confirmed!
AYA!
>>1271268>FilteredBased
wah wah wah
WAWAH
Ready for the /u/flaseflaggers to shit up thread
>Ame talking over the wahwah the fuck...
[REDACTED]!
>>1271203Go away, weeb, this is fun.
>>1271263Compare Gura and Kiara's back and forth interactions to any other Gura collab. It's weird but it's true.
>some people say water like wah-wahliterally who
>>1271190D-does this poster look a little different to anyone?
>>1271252the one and only
>>1271190Right here Friendfriend!
>>1271276>Es ist Zeit für RACHE!Wir müssen d-
>>1271312Hurensohn
Stop letting Bubba condition you, Ame!
I love this stupid cow!
>>1271312Avada Kedavra
>>1271312Nazi
>>1271190Right here, friendfriend
>>1271335They are already here:>>1271025
>>1271204RETARDED SISTERS
No need to ask, it's all meWAH
DUMMKOPF
>these numbersTakos, Teamates... we lost...
>that Ame's WAHweak
>>1271335but Iname and Sametori are better than Gurame?
Same procedure as last stream?
>>1271312"You're late"
>Ame is very softCUTE
I joined the WAH very late...
*SNIFF*
>>1271312Hurensohn maybe? Means son of a whore/bitch
>b*ngs
>>1271152私も!
DOCCHI DOCCHIDOCCHI DOCCHI
>>1271312if you just wanna start a fight just say "i fuck your mom"
STUPIDHEAD
>>1271344Babies
spam
has ina always have more concurrent viewers than ame?
Kiara you fucking dummkopf
Based inafags spamming the thread
>Ame's gone! *rubrubrubrubrub*>Ame's hair is so soft. Smells like lemons.
Ina, you should know Ame smells like coconut...
What's with peoples obsession with learning curses on other languages?
Oh shit, Gura moved her left arm!
Why does Ame never give Bubba his bribe before she starts the stream?
>>1271344kiara and calli>WAH WAH WORLD
>>1271312jew
>>1271345What do you mean?
NOOOOOO
>>1271335Just ignore the Gurame posters. But they mostly went into hiding anyways, so it wont be a problem.
God I want them to hatefuck
Where is Ame's perspective?
You are enjoying your Schnitzel but then this cheeky little shitty brat comes up your face and calls you a dummkopf.wat do
>>1271360>Avada KedavraDAH
>>1271227Wait fuck, abort, abort, I made amistakeThe verb comes before the object, the example I gave is an exceptionThe correct order in german is S(ubject)-V(erb)-O(bject)
I ain't even watching the stream but I still post "WAH!" to spite that obsessed redditor from last night, fuck you faggot
>>1271226Because Gura has great chemistry with pretty much anyone she collabs with, and Kiara has great chemistry with pretty much anyone she collabs with. Combine the 2 and you've got serious chemistry.
>anti thread>can wahs-sugoi...
>>1271278>>1271279>>1271281>>1271282>>1271283faggot>>1271284>>1271285>>1271286>>1271287>>1271288>>1271289>>1271290faggot>>1271291>>1271293>>1271294faggot>>1271295faggot>>1271296>>1271297>>1271298>>1271299>>1271301>>1271302>>1271303>>1271306>>1271307faggot>>1271308>>1271309>>1271310>>1271311>>1271313>>1271314>>1271315>>1271316>>1271319>>1271320faggot>>1271321>>1271322>>1271325>>1271326>>1271327>>1271329faggot>>1271330faggot>>1271331>>1271332>>1271336>>1271338>>1271341>>1271342>>1271343>>1271348>>1271349>>1271351>>1271361>>1271366faggot>>1271368all wah btw
>>1271171I don't understand why they don't put up YT streams for the whole week in advance if they do weekly schedules anyway
>>1271227like yoda speaking you do
>makes prank>"I-I'm a good shark..."Do you forgive her?
>70+ WAH posts in 2 minwhy are takos like this?
NOT THE AEPFELS!
>>1271417Take her apples
>>1271312Literally Hitler
AME'S HAIR CANONICALLY SMELLS LIKE COCONUT INA YOU SILLY BITCH
gura..................
>>1271312I like "leck mich am Arsch"
>>1271241I feel the same but gura carries this too hard to turn it off
>>1271427Based
WAIT FUCK THERE'S AN INA STREAM I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL YOU REMINDED METHANK YOU, WAHFAGS, I WOULD'VE MISSED THIS BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY LAUGHING AT THE RETARDED SISTERS
I love this dumb bratty shark
>>1271190Here FriendFriend!
>Sametori and Iname are live at the same timeWhat a time to be alive.
>>1271394Ame is retarded and scheduled her stream a fedw minutes before the collab.
>>1271417I force her to hire me as a maid so I can make sure she stops living in filth
Seriously all this time and they're still overlapping?
>>1271190friendfriendfriendfriendfriendfriendfriendfriend
>Two of the rarest collabs happening at the same timeKINO
>>1271387The OTP of hololiveEN
How did Gura learn English?
>>1271427Wah me!
>>1271427all me baby
These bitches smell like FISH
>Amehttps://youtu.be/RQOE6Z1ajYc>Inahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01hqFWk6-Q>Kiara x Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huhBjp5IByw>Festivalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ozLVMjz_Kg
>>1271417move the apfeln to the top shelf
>>1271312Doofmann
>literally smelling each other
>>1271404because is fun
>even the Takos are annoying spamfags nowFuck this place, you're all schizos making the same posts to the same people every single goddamn thread. Kill yourselves, English was a mistake.
>Taking Gura's applesTime to invade Deutschland for a third time
>>1271204SISTERS!
>>1271376Gurame posters are fine now
HOLY SHIT100% VIEWER TO LIKE RATIO
>>1271290Looks nice, maybe I'll make a small reproduction of it in pixel canvas.
>>1271417I take the moon and I take the sun
>>1271433
>>1271190Preparing myself to ruin Ayame's image again in case that last night wasn't an accident.
>>1271344>ee wahah, puee waha
>>1271344Ame baby...
>>1271444you can say it WAHs super effective
>>1271433Always...
>>1271404swear words funni
Are they still playing the NOT co-op mode?
>>1271427all me
>>1271355>>1271384fun fact: germans didn't use that word before the muslim invasion
FICK DICK
fuck dick
thick dick!
THICK DICK
frick dick?!
>>1271434w
FAKE DICK?
>>1271417Force her to be my fickschnitzel
I don't watch Kiara often, but she has the best collab skills from EN.
Thick dick
>>1271454i cant believe mori is the new ina
ahh, fick dick
Hard to believe all of HoloMyth is on at the same time.
SHE HATES DICK
>>1271394Ame hates numbers and schedules her stream at the last moment
>>1271227>>1271266>>1271277>>1271432>>1271420>>1271420>>1271420AAHHHHH
>Fick dich!ja bitte
gura nooooooooooooooooooo
First I'll build a quick trick fick dick (fick dick)
Gura loves fich dich
FIT DICK
So what are the harsher German swear words?
>>1271428These women are not the sharpest and the managers are too hands off.
>>1271433mating press
>>1271394Doesn't Ina stream in a more recurrent time slot?
>>1271394Ame likes to sabotage herself
>>1271474Almost like the falseflaggers has taken on another name.
>>1271472
>>1271404You want to know when people are calling you names, duh
>>1271427get fucked
>>1271476You'll never see this on a Gura video. Also Kiara has a suprisingly great viewer to subscriber ratio. She's more intimate with her chat, that's why
>>1271454This is Ina's normal time. Blame Kiara, because Gura never streams at this time otherwise.
>Thick DickWe heard it Kiara....
Hat in Time is a good game
>4 out of 5 ENs are live right nowdeadbeats? What's your oshi's excuse?
Noel don't look...
>>1271417call her a fickschnitzel
>>1271417Give her an apfel and say “danke schön”.
CAT MENTION
>stupid cowNoeru...
THIS THICC ASS DICK
DUMME KUH
>>1271548The world is round
>>1271241I see how you would dislike her. 80% of EN collabs with Kiara are shit. She is completely different in solo or JP collabs.
>>1271434Because you touch yourself at night
POST FAT COWS!NOW!
>catCan't go a stream without ruining it with the fucking cats
CHIKIN SHOWING HER PUSSY TO GURA ON STREAM
>Ina was watching Sametori
oh boy time for the cat
Not only children use "dumme Kuh", it's also used in catfights between females.
The streams are overlapping!
>>1271471naruhodo...
Holy Y I K E S
>>1271406Its content.
Takos....I don't feel so good....
>>1271479
>>1271143Since Gura is so good at handling collab partners, why has she been so hesitant to do non-EN 1v1 collabs?
>>1271394Not always, depends on the time, if this was later Ame might have more.
>Interrupting the collab for the catsTenchou...
>>1271559Meine Güte haben die dicke Euter
My wives Ina and Ame are cuter than usual today
Gura and Kiara are getting so many more viewers than Ina and Ame right now
>>1271476Working as intended
>>1271560DYRBI
>Gura’s sad pspspspspss
>>1271548Mori was cuter than usual today and she was feeling pretty down about something.
>>1271548It's in the fan name
>>1271428When you schedule the stream, it puts it on the subscriptions page at that time. So Ame's Apex stream is currently with yesterday's streams, beside her Oblivion stream.The optimal time is 8-12 hours beforehand, so it's near the top of the subs but you also give people enough time in advance to see it.
die katze haßt gura...
>>1271427[Deleted]
fatto katze
>>1271573>>1271576numberfagmind...
>>1271190You know in a way, I kind of like how this has evolved. Ganbatte Friendfriend
>>1271460TV
>>1271573>>1271576Hat in time is a terrible coop game.
>>1271548literally asleep after drinking throughout the night
>>1271312Merkel
>>1271471>I'm filling syllables with curse words, because I am an amateur!
Ame's laziness is wearing off on Ina. Ame probably bragging to her on Discord about how she can be lazy as fuck, not give two shits, and half-ass all of her streams for a week and her pet idiots will keep supporting her. So Ina wants in on that too as she realizes Takodachi are also permanently whipped and will take whatever crumbs they're given.
>>1271498>fuck dich
>>1271573all me
>>1271564Still better than that little shit bubba
>>1271226it's her voice, she always sounds friendly and inoffensive
Gura.. why are you reading doujins in German.
Hey burger, do you guys have specific words for male and female cats?
>>1271584How do they do it?
Kiara, you're going to get Susan'd again
>>1271560bullshit
>>1271548
>>1271576Don't worry, once the Kiara stream finishes everyone will migrate.
>>1271573>Kneel detective
slampig
Ame's internet already shitting the bed, gonna watch Ina's perspective, sorry Ame.
>>1271573>>1271576InAmefags...
Ame's absolute turd net strikes again.
Arseficken Kiara's arschloch!
>>1271576>>1271573they're just numbers, nothing to get bent out of shape over
>>1271606ich will fucken gura
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1271578she cant understand japanese and dont want another among us disaster.
>>1271573AHIT is unironically terrible to watch. I wish it was literally anything else.
>>1271524Hurensohn (son of a bitch/whore), Bastard (I don't think I need to translate this), Unehrenmann (absolutely ironic, means "man-without-honor"), Nazi (I think you can imagine the social circles that use this as an insult unironically)
its Hure for anyone interested
fick dich schlampe!
>There are multiple words for BitchICH LIEBE COCO, DAT SCLAMPE
>>1271605>Ame>lazy?
>We tried to play the steam netplay thing, but it's too laggy.Oh well, at least they tried.
>>1271560>there are unironic globeheads itt
>>1271578This has been answered countless times in the last few months so you should really do your archivereps but she's a perfectionist
>>1271578Language barrier and autism. And just because I think that doesn't mean she thinks that about herself.
>>1271562
>>1271573>>1271576AAAAAAHHH THE NUMBERSEVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NUMBERED.The numbers of subscribers. The numbers of views. The numbers of likes. The numbers of comments. The numebrs of streams. The numbers of streaming hours. The numebrs of superchats. The numbers of memberships. The numebrs, numbers, NUMBERS, NUMBEEERS AAAHHHHH I NEED MORE NUMBERS.The numbers of posts. The numbers of antis. The numbers of votes on polls. The numbers of ogeys. The numbers of rrats. The numbers of doxxes. The numbers of her body count. Numbers, I can't live without the numbers. I cant function without them, each waking moment I need numbers. The numbers of the amounts of farts she did. The numbers of pukes. The numbers of sneezes. The numbers of hair follicles on her little cunny. The numbers of her healthy eggs that can be released into her womb. The number of wrinkles on her anus. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS OF MEDS, NUMBERS OF SCHIZOS, NUMBERS OF MENTAL ILLNESS ACROSS THE NATION. When I go to sleep, all I see are her numbers, they keep ticking and I cant shut them off. I count each number of my oshi, counting the numbers of things I know about her and the number of things I don't. I have scripts that go through the threads and calculate the number of posts for her. The numbers against her. The word count numbers. The letter numbers. The image numbers. The UUUUOOOOOHHHH numbers. The numbers of [DELETED]. I cross reference the numbers and build new number based narratives out of the numbers.I run multiple ranking sites to see the numbers go up and down. I number post on /hlg/. Numbers on /hlgg/, 5ch, 2ch and all other places. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
HURE
Ich würde Gura's Fötzchen so gerne durchfickenUoooooohhhh
What book did Gura read to learn that?
Gura loves her cuss words
>>1271619i won't, the game is just too boring
>>1271312Grün-Wähler
>>1271548She doesn't care about EN, she just wants to fuck Japanese rappers.
at least they tried the couch coop mode
>>1271548even the discount holoEN is doing a collab
>>1271611No not that I know of
What did gura say?
>>1271639why do you keep posting this
>>1271578Language barrier and connection issues.
>oh so meGURA NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1271631They should have played Cuphead if the latency wasn't too terrible.
KIARA YOU SCHAMPLE GIVE GURA BACK HER APPLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOly shit........ German anons, how did Gura's insult felt?
>>1271560Wrong.
Gura?!
GURA????
gura is messy
Gura and Sora really are two sides of the same coin, the latter flanderized by coworkers into superhuman diety, the former flanderized by coworkers into subhuman cute pet
GURA IS A BITCH
>Gura calls herself Schlampe...
Gura is a schlampe!
>>1271616kek
>>1271616heh.
Gura being a bitch.
>>1271605>permanently whippedAnon, Takodachis are legit cultists
GURA IS A SLUT CONFIRMED
ich bin schlampe lets goooo
>>1271639w-AH!
I want to dump my cum in the dumme kuh Noel
Gura I fucking love you
SLAMPIG GURA?
FICK DICH DU SCHLAMPE
>>1271660>Fick dich Schlampe
>>1271616Ah, the irony.
>>1271611
SLAMPIG
does schlampe also mean whore
>>1271646Mein Kampf
Inaaaa, lower Ame's volume a tiny bit please, my poor ears are suffering
>>1271376fuck off>>1271413You mean Calligulaniggers, thankfully most of them are sleeping
Ame does not like being groundpounded...
Slampig?
gura is my slampig!
>>1271573KFP go back
>Slampig
>>1271427Forgive the guy.He knows that Ina barely exists and that people don't give a damn, especially when other Holos are streaming, so he has to resort to samefagging to keep his Oshi relevant.A commendable effort, If I do say so myself.
SLAMPIG KIARA OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't speak chink cause I'm not a virgin loser nerd faggot, but why is Gura called Same-chan. Is she related to Jackie Chan and why "Same"? Is it because they think she rips off Shion's design?
slampig?!?
>SlampigReally?
goundpounding Ame..
gura..............
>>1271312Gutmensch
>>1271671Gura is Messi
SLAMPIG>SLAMPIGSLAMPIG>SLAMPIG
>there are no whores in hololive>gura says that she is ein schlampewtf coco lied
>SlampigGermans explain
Gooruh..Technically Schlampe is more like Slut
uohhh...slampig...
Kiara ist ne fünf euro Schlampe
>Ame feels uncomfortable being ground pounded
>>1271716yes
>>1271698JA
is gura calling herself a slut right now germanbros?
>>1271584A Hat In Time is fucking boring, to watch at least.
>>1271573>>1271576mothefucker, give me a moment. I'll watch in a bit.
>>1271703You get used to it
>>1271605Ame may be a chronic procrastinator but she's not lazy
>>1271698yes
>>1271611Tom cat for an unneutered male. Female idk
>>1271573>>1271576DAMN RIGHT. LOOK AT THOSE DIGITS. QUICK KIARA, GIVE GURA HER APPLES SO THE NUMBER OF APPLES ON HER HEAD INCREASES, END THE STREAM SO THE COLLAB GAINS VIEWERS
>>1271698Doesn't every German insult also mean whore?
fick you
>Ina is using the default Steam avatarWhat should she change her avatar to?
>>1271719I want to sniff those feet
>>1271737They're extremely based?
>>1271639W4H!
INA GROUNDPOUNDING AME UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
If you dig a hole you arrive at Hölle!
>>1271726So Schlampe is like the japanese version of "bitch"
>>1271633Based
Kiara panicking to make sure Gura doesnt use schlampe was pretty funny
Is medio on his period today? Do trannies even get periods?
>>1271695Dankeschön
>>1271668schlampe only works on females, so no worries there
>>1271720ich liebe sie so sehr
Ina..
>>1271698yea but there is a word for whore
>>1271698No, only slut.Whore is Hure
I thought "slampig" meant "overweight woman who I wish to have violent sex with without any emotional attachment"?
>>1271725they were the og braphogs
>>1271175It aired in the US and was awesome
>>1271698no it means sluthure is whore
>>1271753Holy fuck that was fast
>>1271616>>1271737>newfag mods
>Hihihi, aren't you a little joker Ina>Ina giggling like madThey cute
>Gura calls herself a slutat least cuck rrats are happy
Not slampig you dolts, schlampig!Schlampig is the adjective associated with "Schlampe" ("bitch"/"whore")
>>1271620Literally the only ones who care about numbers are Kiara, and to a much lesser extent (to the point of it being normal) Mori.>Ame actively tricks her chat to get some of the non-members the fuck out when they're annoying her. Focuses more on streaming quality than streaming quantity now.>Ina actively discourages SCs and would legitimately ban her own members if they hinted at sacrificing their well-being just to be there. Directly stated twice that numbers do not matter.>Gura literally only celebrating to this extent because of the demand. Gets upset with her chat going to other vtuber's chats to talk about her.>Mori just acknowledges it and shows normal appreciation, like the JP senpais.>Kiara was breaking down over her numbers thinking she wasn't receiving equal support for the effort she puts in. Still thinks like this but to a much lesser degree now that she's not 'last'.
>Aren't you a little joker, InaWe do live Ina society
>>1271737>[Deleted]ogey
Gura little slampiglet uuuooooohhh...
Gura says it so You don't have to!
boomer!
>>1271698whore is Hure, but they are used interchangeably most of the time
>>1271737rumao
based janitors
god Ina is so fucking cute
>>1271737Happens. Same thing happened back on /jp/ when one of them had one those days of the month. Give it a day or two.
Ame and Ina are so good together bros
>>1271786it's a loanword and that's how we spell it
>>1271476Youtube has trouble counting viewers for Kiara. The viewership is actually bigger than it shows, that's why there are so many likes.
>>1271720>they are short>haven't seen them in a room togetherITS REAL??????????????????????????????????????
OIDA
Dein Oshi ist eine Hure!
This Hat in Time game is such a Mario ripoff and it doesn't even hide it very well. Why is this game praised at all
Ina giggling like crazy over that was legitimately really cute holy fuck
>Kiaras udders....
>>1271639VV/-\|-|!
Kiara STOP IT
Ich liebe diese Schlampe!
>>1271780>newfag mods
>>1271809wtf I thought pekora hated kiara
>>1271786Pronouncing it that way makes it sounds like you're just drooling for your hump hog
>>1271809
>>1271809123 4 5 74 25 1 42 15 74 4 25 54425 456414 26 565 4 12
>>1271726This would actually make sense with Kiara's weeb brain since the wasei eigo ビッチ means slut and is pronounced like bitch in English.
>>1271780What got deleted this time?
getting verdammt to hölle by gura!
THICK DICKDUMB CUNTARSE LOCKSLAMPIG
>ja>ja>JA>JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAis this what its like to fuck the chimken?
>>1271819Why would it hide it? Its a collect-a-thon.
Jesus...Hearing Gura say "Geh sterben du Schlampe, fick dich!" ... that's too much
https://poal.me/dh8jhchttps://poal.me/dh8jhchttps://poal.me/dh8jhc
>SameTori collab>InAme collabNow that Kiara is back in Australia, it feels like she'll be able to collab more with Ina, Ame, and Gura. Meanwhile Mori's busy schedule and time zone will prevent her from doing as many EN collabs. Moririn...
I have masturbated twice to Gura during this stream already!
>>1271819It's a very good ripoff. Basically if you like Mario you will like AHIT.
>That fahr zur HoelleKEK SHE GOT IT
>>1271826clap clap
>>1271809Of course you'd know all about that.
>>1271826*clap clap*NEXT MEMEU
BAWKaustralians are whores BAWK
>>1270927H-hey.. m-me too!!!
Faggot.
>>1271834YOU GOTTA STOP FALLING FOR NARRATIVES, ANON
>gura telling chat fuck youYAB
>>1271819it's a collectathon, how many non-shovelware games in that genre have been made in the last 10 years? 2 maybe?
>Those cute gigglesThank you ina
>>1271819cute and funny
>>1271809Number rabbit collab with her again
>>1271826*Clap* *Clap* NEXT MEME!
>>1270413>>1270324More like you're bad at reading social cues like your oshi is, she clearly felt uncomfortable as fuck during Kiara's 30 second laughing fit
how was this 73 minutes
>>1271808
>>1271826Warum sollte ich es eindämmen?
>>1271870you realize quoting him is giving him exactly what he wants?
>homeworkKiara is THAT teacher
>>1271780Man thank god for the janny applications haha...
>>1271859gura is a good parrot
>>1271855Mori only have herself to blame, but I doubt that she gives a fuck about it, she just want to do music shit with her friends. Hololive is just a job.
Rickroll again
FOUR apples
>>1271848"nobody ships Calligula"
>>1271870This is the kind of people who do this
>rick roll reduxkek
>>1271890acting like that isn't him
Bros I wanna watch InAme so bad but hat in time is goddamn awful, what do
>>1271890You gave me exactly what I wanted by giving me a (You)
>le Reddit Rickroll but in German xddddBring dich um.
This game sucks because they need to do their own thing. You can't call it a collab game.
This is Rick Roll, right?
>>1271827APFELSINE FRAULEIN SCHLECHT
>>1271885GO AME GO
>>1271897SEAniggerchama...
>another rickroll
>SHE GAVE BACK THE APPLESLOVE THIS BITCH
>>1271880>clearly
I-Is that?
is this another rick roll?
Ina is the cutest person in the entire world and I would do anything to marry her
GURA ISN'T A CHILD, SHE'S 9XXX YEARS OLD
>>1271899one trick phoenix
Of course
>>1271843metafags
Tenchou, you even admitted she'd probably spot this a mile away if you did it....
>>1271880>takes a half hour to come up with a response Slow down there anon, you might fry your brain
I LOVE INA!I LOVE AME!I LOVE KIAR!I LOVE GURA!I LOVE MORI!
>>1271903They don't, everyone knows they are bros
>>1271190koko dayo friend friend
>>1271902FIVE
>>1271871new outfit when?
>>1271913yes
>>1271927The german one yes.
>>1271928We know, Ame
this "phrasebook" format is an extremely good format for language learning collabs.
>>1271901Happens all the time
>>1270726
Is Kiara converting Gura to Islam in German
Kiara's unironic obsession with Rickrolls is ironically funny
>>1271855It's fine. This means she has more time to superchat charlie.
>>1271939Hey, me too!
>>1271880>Taking this long to reply
GOD DAMN YOU KIARA
OH NO NO NO NO CHUMKEKS????https://files.catbox.moe/rwn9l6.mp4
>>1271855>>1271897>1 minute apart>didnt watch any streams today or in the past week>using the same Mori image again
>>1271873They aren't made anymore for a reason
>>1271524Arschkriecher maybe? Same meaning as bootlicker but instead the person loves to crawl up someones arse.Hackfresse - someones face looks like minced meat
>>1271928Ame focus on your game
did Gura not figure that one out right away?
consider yourselves chickenrolled
>Gura>
>>1271780New janny is a fucking faggot
>>1271855she was just talking about another gura collab today, get outta here
So this is "german" humor?
>>1271948yes probably a new fag janny with a big head
>>1271573>>1271576You seeing this this, Cole? That spastic gremlin's bad enough on her own but now she's playing some dime-a-dozen indie shit with what may as well be a ghost, its like she wants to fail.I tell you, they really need to get these broads to play some real games. Somethin' like Apex, you know?
>>1271901kek
>>1271809Listen to me Pegora, YOU have to be the one to ask Chimkin to let you in the EN Minecraft server!
there's no good way to tell Ame to compare her FPS and Ina's FPS when their vods are up
>>1271912The mode they're playing is literally asynchronous single player with checkpoints. There is true co-op but they're not playing it.
LMAO is that a fucking RICKROLL? oh god I am laughing so hard that is such a fresh joke, Kiara you are a comedy genius! where does she come up with this stuff? that's such an original joke and I can't believe she came up with something so hilarious! what a snarky chicken! what a goddess of memes from 2008!
Jannies can't delete posts anons....
Teaching Gura.......This is Kiaras fetish isn't it?
>>1271901interesting...
They both JWU
>WE JUST WOKE UP
>___ ____ __
>>1271855If this is the price paid for getting away from constant Takamori collabs then I'd pay it three times over.
>surpassed 66 minutes because Kiara had too many tangentsDROPPED
Then she had rickrolled Gura in German, funniest shit I've ever seen
>>1271978It is no laughing matter, yes.
>>1271819Not amazing, but welcome given the huge drought in the genre. Better than Yooka-Layee at least.
>>1271855Mori mori moriiii.....
>>1271952This is literally how English is taught in Japan.
>>1271990this, but unironic
>>1271990this but unironically
so do >we start posting yellow dogs now?
you will never be a female
>>1271975yeah, i notice... kek
>>1271841I remember Kiara thinking like this during the first Takamorisame Bitchin' Kitchen
>>1271929She has the mind and body of a child
>they both j*uAFTER DISCORD SEX FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT
THEY BOTH JWU>THEY BOTH JWUTHEY WERE SLEEPING TOGETHER THEY ARE
>>1271948Yeah, fuck them for not choosing >me
>>1271940Sure thing buddy
are we still pretending its a meido and not someone deleting their own posts
>>1271967I'm not him, you can see that I don't know English.
>>1271855>Literally said she has a collab with Gura in 2 weekskys she's hogging Gura now
>>1271948>>1271951>>1271975>>1271979
I fucking love Rick Astley
>>1271992They can't? What can they do? Forward reports to actual mods?
how do we report meidos again?feedback button?
>>1271990This, but unironically.
These women need to learn to eat more often.
did Ina do her laughing reps? sounds better than it used to
>>1271948MEIDOS?
>>1271899Why do orange women have such a shitty sense of humor?
>>1271948Some retard who doesn't know board culture. It happens from time to time.
Gura's ready this time
>>1271916>>1271935>>1271949https://youtu.be/5lYZcIC6bqU
Meido....
>>1271903I'll take it over cringe management forced ships
Is the new meido a faggot?
>>1272030https://www.4channel.org/feedbackdo your part to save /hlgg/
>>1272017SLEEP DEPRIVED LOVERS
>>1271965GGUUURRAA YOU BRAAATTT
>>1271983ROY HATE
>newfag mod got his feelings hurts when people called him out for deleting ayamefriend and now it's throwing a fit the absolute state, fuck you faggot
I love Gura and also!artemis is a tranny[\spoiler]
cool janny bro nice to you wasteing your time and powers i hope a mod bans you forever
Maido forgot to take his medhere they are
>>1271990this but ironically
InAme bros... SameTori is numbermogging us...
can they sing 99 red balloons?
>>1271990This, but unironically
>>1272020i don't know about the others but i did the Roberu one too see if it was true or just faggots deleting their comments... it got deleted
Iname is better than Gurame, convince me otherwise.
>>1271948what is going on? are meidos on a rampage or are you faggots just deleting your own posts to turn /hlgg/ against the meidos?
ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY AYAME? I DOWNLOADED APEX
Reminder to leave feedback for dog shit Meidos at:Https://4chan.org/feedback
Ah yes, 99 red balloons, Germany's ONLY song.
>>1271990This but unironically
>>1271990This but unironically.
>>1272051/hlgg/ I'M DOING AN RTA UNTIL I GET FIRED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1271965Fuck this shark! I wanted her to sing YMCA!
Kiara getting DMCA'd in three, two...
stop spamming offtopic shit and deleting your posts faggots
gooruh...
gura...your russian reps...
>>1271990This but unironically that King rickroll was actually great
Gura...
Why are there so many deleted posts
it's not even rickroll, singing or quoting that song is not rickroll
>>1271983FUCK OFF ROY
>>1272029>>1272064Yes. They flag posts and their flags are priority to mods, as it says on the application. But fuck me because they just fucked me as I typed this so nvm
>>1271992Holy shit some one is going a fucking rampage
Gura has been fully indoctrinated and is ready to go try to take over Moscow
>>1272053you know that jannies cant delete posts so?
CAMON KIARA SING ERIKA
>>1271990Stay mad Rabbi, this is a Pro Kiara board now
>moskaubased gura
>>1272073>>1272074this but unironicallymind
>get new meidos>leaves doxx posts up>deletes Ayamafriend and 35pI thought the application was supposed to make things better
>>1272063no its a janny because were able to post and he is just ass mad deleting every post
What the fuck is happening.
What the fuck is happening to this thread?
KIARA FUCKING SING 99 LUFTBALON AND DER KOMMISAR YA YA YA
>>1272067I like Iname more solely because I like experiencing the girls acting more naturally.I also like Gurina more than Gurame for the same reason.
>>1271990ironically, but this
>>1271990To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Takanashi Kiara. Her humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Hegelian Dialectics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Kiara's absurdist outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Biedermeieren literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiara truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kiara's existential catchphrase "kikiriki" which itself is a cryptic reference to Adalbert Stifter's German epic Der Nachsommer. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kiara's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a KFP tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>1272017That's a lie though. Ina scheduled her stream and watched Gura and Kiara's stream.
>the city of meidos
Poland BTFO again
gura knows old ytmnd memes, how old is she exactly ?
Janny seething lmao
This day has been so much fun
>Nothing ever happened>Channel gets fucked twiceKiara....
>nothing has ever happened??????? is this chicken serious?
DDR army choir songs with Kiara...
s-sugoi
>>1271903i like their dynamic but i always see it as two bros hanging out
>I'm bad with ChinksBASSSSEEEDDDDDD
>deleted
Just came back in this thread after a week, what's this about some new meidos?
KIARA NO!
>>1255699
I GOT YOUR DOX YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>12721229924
IMAGINE METAFAGGING WHILE A STREAM IS ON WHEN YOU COULD WATCH FOUR WHOLE GIRLS AT A MINIMUM!
There was this one time Lamy made fun of janitors and all of Gen 5 proceded to make fun of janitors together, they had a great time making fun of janitors
>>1272052Hey same!
FYI newfriends, you can't delete your own posts that quickly
>>1272070seriously? deleting wah?