/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>>12673468
Mori a CUTE

WHO ____ ____ ______ HERE?

I’m a cuckbeat. YES I want Mori to collab with Charlie. YES I want Mori to collab with homostars. YES I want Mori to get all the manlet dick she wants, and I want her to rave about it on stream. I want this autistic virgin DORK to finally experience good sex... Then I want her to project all those emotions onto the chat and become the horny freak I know she can be

ear rubs > long notes
there, I said it

>>12673516
>Charlie
>white

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I love Mori!

>>12673449
you f-word

>>12673495
I'm bringing back the "okie-dokie, fuck off" mentality.

>>12673526
I don't think anyone will refute you.

I HATE MORI I HATE HER I HATE HER MORI HATE MORI HATE MORI HATE

>>12673633
Consider instead, Mori Love.

>>12672158
bros...

>>12673665
literally who
ogey

>>12673495
here and handsome

>>12673585
Imagine what she could do with that umbrella

>>12673665
i'll keep it short and just say even after the sportsfes reine kept talking about mori in her ztd stream & Irys in her horror kusoge

>>12673394

>>12673665
That is bait

She's been streaming for hours todays, she should get some sleep
t.notlistenerbeat

>>12673751
please don't be a creep

>>12673339
They remind me a lot of how casual NijiEN's impromptu collabs can be which explains why I love them so much. Arigato Mori for trying something different.

>>12673781
she's almost done anyway, she's just getting to the icon of sin defeat ones

>>12673751
kek

>>12673793
I mean, its better than running up to them and spilling spaghetti all over them

>big ups to hlg

>>12673751
>>12673793
Yes please to making fan art of me in the future, TIA

>>12673495
Cast down from heaven

>>12673747
i cant believe reine was shit talking her

You're only allowed to post in this thread if you've been watching her since the first ever doom stream last year

>>12673884
nah fuck you

>>12673884
Since debut desu

>>12673870
& Irys

>>12673884
This but only if you've been watching her since debut

>>12673665
There's a schizo that pops up in /morig/ that gets angry every time Mori collabs, probably them

>>12673884
Whatcha gonna do about it sucker?

>>12673884
I watcher her at debut, and I say gatekeeperbeats can fuck off and die. Anyone who Mori Loves is welcome.

>>12673795
I think she's trying to encourage others to do it as well

>>12673987
It's been a while since we're heard from the 'Mori must be an Island' poster, wondering if they finally moved on.

>>12673751
glorious

>>12673987
Uh anon? I'm pretty sure the guy you're replying to is the one who posted that thread in the first place. It's a common tactic to crosspost your own bait thread for more (you)'s

>>12673987
>>12674079
It's not me I swear. I repented months ago and I've always kept in this thread. Never put down mori and her genmates either.

>>12673495
h___ & h______

>Don't worry we'll tackle that dlc
>Of course because I love this game
Y-y-yeah

>>12674168
Then why'd you link it here instead of ignoring it?

>>12673751
WHAT A CHAD

>>12674221
>le low effort grudgepost bait

>Click the ads
No thanks Mori. Is there even anyone without an adblocker nowadays?

I'm torn between listening to the halloween asmr and the spa asmr to sleep. What's your go to mori asmr / stream to sleep to morig?

>>12674221
Democracy cucked us there, Blasphemous Friend

>>12674249
Only >50% of all viewers who are phonefags

>>12674242
I wasn't that dude who linked the thread

>>12674246
>getting this pissy over a joke post
Chill out deadbeat. It's not that serious.

>>12674221
Ngl, I'm still waiting for that dlc stream

>>12674270
she still said she was going to play it

I can't believe deadbeat is over

>>12674282
There's adblocking at least on android too

>>12674253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOuCbS0_Ww&t=3094s

>>12674249
The average IQ is lower than 100. Really think about the implications of that.

>there are people itt without youtube premium
But why?

>>12673516
>spoiler
Anon... She's already horny.

i cant believe mori is going to become a lonely cat lady

>>12674501
I CAN SAVE HER

>>12674501
Anon, she's in hololive. She already is.

>>12674501
I can save her...

Abe please, just let me in...

I think the outro might be dead guys...

>>12674501
not if I have anything to do about it

>>12674501

>>12674530
That's a shame. I liked it. Fuck the naysayers.

>>12674501
>lonely cat lady
No that's Okayu

>>12674530
Good

>>12674501
She hangs out with either IRyS or Milky on a weekly basis and has a date with Suzy coming up, she's probably the least lonely she's ever been in Japan

>>12674573
>Okayu
>Lonely

Just noticed that she's been more open about her daily activities lately. Kinda neat. Maybe one day we'll get to know her /fit/ reps

>>12674530
she said she was going to add some things to it since its pretty barebones right now

>>12674598
She's been talking about wanting to get a cat because she feels lonely for a while now but hasn't because she's too busy and doesn't want to neglect an animal.

>>12674651
I just want a RFA stream

>>12674709
I mean you can only hang out with your friends so often, she probably means she's lonely at home.

>>12674772
I'm pretty sure RFA is dead in the water at this point

>>12674651
We already do tho?

>>12674651
it's literally just running anon

>>12674546
A fate worse than death...

>>12674651
Just cardio.

>>12674376
The average IQ is EXACTLY 100, because THAT'S HOW IQ WORKS.

>>12674651
She said a couple times she basically does pure cardio/legs. Think she mentioned having small weights at her place though

>>12674374
Ah, so you go to bed with a fap session.

>>12674871
Anon.....

>>12674829
I think she mentioned it not so long ago when she was talking about having to finish games first like Doom and it might have also come up when she was chatting with IRyS, so I haven't given up HOPE

>>12674820
Just ask IRyS to move in Mori It's a joke, but I think that roommate combo would actually work, both seem to clean normally and are night owls

>>12674913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_quotient
>For modern IQ tests, the raw score is transformed to a normal distribution with mean 100 and standard deviation 15.
Don't fucking "Anon..." me, you nigger.

>>12674772
>>12674829
>It's been 5 months
Time flies.

>>12674987
I don't think it could work since Mori doesn't want to live with other people

>>12674987
Holohouse 2.0

>>12674989
>>12674913
>>12674871
>talking about iq
>in 2021
Lmao

>>12674665
I hope she fills it with as many cute Mori gifs as possible
on that note, post cute mori gifs

>>12675097
There is nothing cute about Small Mori. That is a lewd beast waiting to pounce.

>>12674829
>>12674942
>>12675014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJnnoaARpyY&t=3180s

>>12674987
Living with other people (non partners) suck anon

>>12674987
And that way Mori could actually have a decent apartment and internet since she wouldn't get the gaijin version.

>>12675014
>first stream of ITT was 6 months ago

>>12675153
She lives in a bunker, that's at least partially why her internet is so shitty.

Mori attended the travis scott concert didn't she? Hiatus my ass

>>12675122
I hear it enough from other people to believe it (though I've been lucky and had great roommates both times I've lived with one)

>>12675113
I want Mori to jerk me off using Ope as an onahole

>>12675121
>Could be fun...
Yeah that didn't sound very enthusiastic, just an "Oh well I'll consider that in the future" type of response. I'll admit that the possibility still exists though.

>>12675220
Wired connection...

>>12675169
>5% was 5 months ago yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTXgCF-Ezyk

>>12675262
It's still a relatively isolated place as she described it, so it's possible.

>>12675222
https://abc7chicago.com/travis-scott-concert-astroworld-2021-what-happened-at-deaths/11208008/
>Authorities seek clues in 8 deaths during Travis Scott performance
>The dead ranged in age from 14 to 27, and 13 people were still hospitalized Saturday
MORI WTF

>>12675222
>>12675362
"Wasn't me. Big ups to Travis Scott tho, hope you had fun."

>>12675362
She had to get some good mojo before her recording with Milky

>>12675399
kek

>>12675399
Lol'd

>>12675399
If she saw the video she probably wouldn't say that, he flat out sent an angry mob after a kid that tried to "take his shoe"

>>12675399
goddammit anon

>>12675259
Another one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty9HDtlX-jw&t=4321s

>>12674393
Why do people pay for something you can get for free?

>>12675447
What video? Thought he stopped the concert to get medics to help the injured. Tried to look up the shoe thing but found nothing

>>12675222
ITS LIT

>>12675097

>>12675222
>>12675362
Every time she "takes a break" or "has other business". Then she acts so innocent.

i think we can all agree that this should always have been lower cut

that minecraft thumbnail is pretty cute

>>12675753
Ope got moves...

>>12674444
responding to cringe post but based numbers

>>12675761
Yeah but I appreciate the feeling of thirst I get from it

Geekjack finally came through. I bought the pack for the vinyl, but now that ive seen it in person, this daki cover is the single most erotic thing ive ever seen

Don't let your reps and other daily life occurrences distract you from the fact that JC Mori was a cheerleader!

>>12675761
If it was lower cut, they would straight up pop out if she even moved. Those things are in there super tight, you can tell from the shake

I fucking love this woman so much.
>You go to Japan on vacation for the first time, the land of your idols.
>You rent a bike to see the sights around your hotel in Tokyo, making your way to Akihabara
>on your way, you see a hooded figure that looks extremely familiar to you, but you cant quite place it
>distracted, you crash into a light pole and flip off of your bicycle, slamming your head on the concrete and falling unconscious
>you wake up to a crowd around you, the hooded figure is kneeling beside you, her bright pink eyes full of worry
>realizing you don't speak Japanese, she takes you to a local doctor who says you need a couple days of bed rest after bandaging you
>Mori feels responsible and takes you back to her apartment in order to take care of you, knowing you have no one else in the country
>she nurses you back to health as you live on her couch
>she slowly falls in love with you as she takes care of you due to Nightingale syndrome
>you never tell her that you know her so she doesn't think youre a creep for finding her
>you wake up one morning to her kissing you, she runs back to her bedroom in embarrassment
>she refuses to talk about it later
>youre back to full health and your flight is due back tomorrow morning
>knowing it can't be helped, you pack your things and head for the door
>when your hand grabs the doorknob , she grabs your wrist.
>staring into your eyes, she starts to blush and looks to the floor
>quietly, she says, "Please...stay with me..."
>you pull her into your arms and give her a long, passionate, loving kiss, and she melts in your arms.
>You ponder how to obtain a permanent visa, knowing that you have a long life of love, fun, and ecstasy ahead of you with this beautiful, pink haired Reaper.

>>12675874
REAPER TITTIES
SHINITUMMY
DEATH THIGHS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12675886
What's in the letter, deadbeats?

>>12675899
i dont see a counterargument in your post

>>12675920
>her bright pink eyes full of worry
Anon...her eyes are deep red. Nowhere close to bright pink (compared to her hair)

>>12675874
There was a lot of shitposting when it was unveiled, but I don't think Saruei did a bad job.

>>12675941

>>12675761
It's fine, you get used to reverse paizuri

>>12676013
it's just her face drawing style being extremely on-brand and different from Yukisame's
on that note Ina's Mori also barely looks like her face

>>12676011
Yeah thats true, my bad
Im a failure of a gachikoi

>>12675874
>>12676013
>loli Mori
>off-model
>not a bad job
Even your pic with her other art proves she fucked up and can do better.

how do we fix mori?

>>12676113
By shutting the fuck up and letting her do whatever she wants.

>>12676113
By going up to her, staring her dead in the eyes for prolonged seconds, then telling her repeatedly in different ways that she's incredibly skilled, talented, and a wonderful person who deserves all of the success she's worked so hard for.

>>12676113
>we

Is this true? >>12675693

BROS LOOK AT THIS POST IN A DIFFERENT THREAD AND GIVE ME ATTENTION
ogey nigger, fuck off

>>12676203
I feel like you should've asked this in the Kiara split, but yeah.

>>12676203
Yes, I am Kiara and I can confirm that this is all true.

>>12676203
Yeah. Chicken would bring up that she found her attractive multiple times. Up to debate how much of it was kayfabe, but she would know better than any of us.

>>12676230
No fuck you, give me your (you)s
My validation relies exclusively on recognition from anonymous skeletons on a Uzbekistani horse breeding forum

>>12676253
Hey Kiara, hope you like hatesex because i'm going to find you.

>>12675874
Based, glad you came around

>>12676295
Calm down Ardette, you got blocked already

>>12675886
What's a JC?

>>12676258
She doesn't really have a problem calling 3D people attractive, she even called Matsuri attractive. Then again, there's nothing wrong with finding your friend and homie hot/attractive.

>>12676344
Do your fucking reps.

>>12676347
I'm having sex with my homie, Calliope Mori right now

>>12676340
>tfw you didn't spill your drink

>>12676340

>>12676391
Nothing wrong with having sex with your homie, just don't make it weird.

>>12676446
Smugliope Moririn...

>>12676203
Early on when she was giving her initial impressions of each girl, it was really clear she was talking about finding IRL Mori attractive (she didn't give a physical impression of the others, only their personalities)

>>12676466
We're getting married after the MC stream though

>>12676391
Stop distracting her, IRyS. She needs to write lyrics and sleep

>>12676513
Nothing wrong with marrying your homie, just don't be gay about it. Like, say, telling her "I love you." That'd be mad gay, dog.

>>12676539
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

>>12676344
He's the protagonist of Deus Ex, known for being a cybernetically enhanced government operative. "JC Mori" refers to the augmented form she possessed in order to perform her cheerleading duties at higher than human standards.

>>12676344
Jesus Christ, duh

her reflecting on her own growth, not only with DOOM but in general was a pretty great moment

>>12676599

>>12675874
Did you get Calli's poster with you Geekjack order? I ordered the set as well and finally arrived today but poster is missing.

>>12676494
>tfw manlet POV

>>12676344
It stands for Jheri curl

how big a tip do you have to leave for mori to give a happy ending?

>>12676864
I don't know, I get them for free all the time, since we're dating.

>>12676864
She likes small

She called us "her little kusogakis" during the spa ASMR deadbeats. No matter what you look like now, your skeleton is good enough for her. Have heart.

>>12676759
Nta but check your email again. It says the poster will ship separately in a few weeks.

>>12676759
Not yet, I got an email from geekjack saying itll be shipped separately, so it should still be on its way. Not sure about when.

I wasn't going to go to bed for several more hours, but now that I see Mori has a Minecraft endurance stream in 7 hours I'm chugging chamomile so I can be rested for the stream.

Mori's chill endurance streams are my favorites.

>>12676113
>implying

>>12676864
I want to give Mori a happy finish

>>12677300
Gura has a Animal Crossing stream that might overlap if it drags on past a couple hours, maybe she'll pop in VC and they can share their project progress

>>12676203
Yep, although as far as I remember she complimented her ass instead.
>>12676268
Based Uzbekbeat

>>12676356
The Jewish Chronicle?

>>12676931
>>12677292
Thanks, I had missed that part of the email. Cheers! Hopefully arrives soon.

If Mori had a route in a HololiveEN visual novel, what would the plot of her route be like?

https://youtu.be/LwzNCrrVcu0?t=4256

https://twitter.com/chuedraws/status/1457426108027187204

>>12678088
It would revolve around early Mori's struggle with overwork and isolation (seen through the lens of the shinigami-amongst-humans kayfabe) and involve (You) helping her integrate with her new friends and learn to be able to take it easy on occasion. In the end, (You) become a quiet pillar for the cute reaper who no longer NEEDS you, but still WANTS you.

>>12678088
Depends on the setting.

>>12678181
Mori would enjoy Chainsaw Man.

Was listening to the MoRyS karaoke stream and noticed how happy she was when they were singing Red, with her thanking IRyS multiple times for learning it. I wonder if she knows about the Fauna Live Again situation because it sure seems like she loves people singing her songs

Deadbeats where is she?

Where is my Mori right now?

>>12679510
In bed with me

>>12675622
Late but here it is
https://mirror.fro.wtf/reddit/post/3226089

>>12679510
Placing an order for a single bottle of water.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1457442289580654604?s=20
I guess there's no TTRPG this week.

>>12680290
Rather rude of Bonebro to announce that I'm gonna be railing her on the 10th, but alright.

>>12680496
Sorry bud, she's mine

>>12680290
Good schedule from Shark for Mori's vacation days, I know I'll be watching

>>12678181
Mori in Makima's suit onegai

>check out Kaiji since Mori keeps praising it
This is kind of bad...

>>12682089
Oh? How so?

I had to miss out on the SC reading last night, anything super important there? I'll watch the VOD at some point but there are other streams I want to watch today as well.

>>12682089
I actually found it to be a better gambling anime than Kakegurui (which I also kinda liked, but won't elaborate further in order to stay on-topic).

Bros, Mori Love. Mori Love, Mori Love, Mori Love.
That's all, thanks for coming to my podcast.

>>12682089
Shit taste.

>>12682173
My two main gripes are how verbose it is, and how the main driving force for the plot is the protagonist's own stupidity. I'm two episodes away from the end of the first season and I just don't care because I know Kaiji is going to end up fucking himself since that's the only way the plot can move 'forward'.

>>12682525
well shit

>>12682089
Kaiji is one of my favorite anime period and I think it's brilliant (especially the last 5 or so eps of S1) but I can see how it wouldn't resonate with some people.
>>12682295
I love both of them for different reasons. Kaiji the character is more relatable which makes me empathize with his highs and lows. Also the games are more psychological than in Kakegurui. Meanwhile Jabami and most of the cast in Kakegurui are more over the top which is enjoyable in its own way. Another positive is that Jabami is fucking hot.

mori status?

>>12683655

>>12683655
Pregnant (with me)

>>12677503
That would be pretty relaxed. Both are chill games. I wonder who will join Mori though.

>>12683846
It will be a long stream soo i think its ame obvious ina will be there and kiara

>>12683766
Goddamn it babbybeat, this site is bad for you. If you don't stop posting I will reach up Mori's womb and take that keyboard away from you.

>>12683655
Asleep.

Sprawled out over her bed, some of her plushies on the ground. Probably drooled on herself a bit.

>>12683766
Fetusbeat you are ruining the shinitummy! When you come out there will be hell to pay for this transgression.

>>12682525
this makes it sound really good so i think i'm gonna actually check it out now

>>12683212
>spoiler
Based as fuck.

>>12682089
I want 1000 variations of this image

BOHKAY

According to Gura, Mori says "bokay" instead of "okay" a lot

>>12688461
I think I've heard her say that a few times during collabs

>>12688461
Mori is cute.

>>12688461
Sounds more as a 'Dooohkay' to me but close enough small bone bro.

>>12688794
She said she uses it in text chat. When she's talking I usually hear her say it as ogey more than anything else.

She's almost back 'o'

I really liked this part of the ASMR, it was the closest she's ever gotten to the mic and it was very nice.
https://youtu.be/LwzNCrrVcu0?t=4249

>>12678088
Has the most obtuse flags and prerequisites in order to unlock. Playing her route after the others elevates her status as a strong and cool supporting character that remains somewhat out of focus to a heartfelt heroine that is fondly remembered as among the best by many players.

Finally, I am the last Dead Beat.

>>12692620
I challenge you for I, too, am the last deadbeat!

>>12692620
>>12692678
I am the last breadbeat

Mori has been horny for tummies on twitter.

>>12693163
My oshi has exquisite taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF_1A_0hsA0

I have to wake up in 6 hours but mori is about to stream

Please gather for the delivery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF4coiP2xIs

MORRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>12693622
Carbs tomorrow, carbs today....
Bread, bagels, can't turn away...
Arch i tects

>>12693754
All according to keikaku

I want fefe to fuck off

Her controller is dead, let's gooooo

>>12693754
It’s ok the cardio bunny will mitigate all of it

Mori...you stubborn idiot

Absolutely love how her house has stayed the exact same
I feel like she could ask Kronii for a makeover

Ywu... I watched the DOOM Vod...
So, what happened with her family member, dead beats?

This is a very strange evening...

>>12694362
Papa reaper confessed that he is actually Franklin the Bully Hunter

>>12694362
family member had a non fatal accident

Is she still using an AMD GPU?

>>12694436
Yeah, and Revan is her Grandfather.

>I wish I could give you the bone
What did she mean by this?!

Mori cute.

>>12694637
proof?

>>12692620
Think again, bitch

>>12694661
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg

>>12694661

She's never gonna stop bullying ollie huh?

>>12692851

Oh!

OH!!

Big ups to the bagel guy

WOAH-OH

Pictured: Mori right now

>ordering a food that takes seconds to prepare
do uber niggas really?

>>12695024
You can make and bake a whole bagel in seconds?

>>12695024
Speaking from experience, once you get addicted to the ubereats/doordash experience, you become extremely lazy in preparing any food

Settling down with Moririn...

The frames..

You heard her. We're (Me/NOT YOU and Mori) are making our marriage official in Minecraft.

is she playing minecraft by herself

>>12695431
She said people are welcome to join as always

>>12695431
yes but she's in open vc in case anyone wants to hop in. but i think all the hardcore minecraft people are busy or relaxing today.

Moririn...

is she trying to get better at minecraft after reading people saying she sucked at it

Chatter asked her if she would ever marathon 24 hours of minecraft.
>What would I even do?
God I love this dork.

>>12695528
The collab was 5 months ago

she's really hung up on that relay huh

>>12695617
As expected. She always lets stuff like that get to her
>>12695591
It's kinda funny since this marathon is literally just continuing her work from the last marathon

>>12695617
I still haven't caught up there. What happened during the relay ?

>We have to COOK!
Breaking Bad reference?

>>12695473
Even more important, basically everyone is burned out on Minecraft after the sports festival.

>>12695755
what else would it be?

>>12695737
Mori threw extremely hard and got saved by Sana having not eaten

Deadbeats what the fuck is this thing?

>>12695857
Its a cantaloupe, duh

>>12695857
Cantellope Mori, duh

>>12695857

>>12695617
I mean, obviously, she gets extremely hung up whenever she fucks up things for others
people pointed that out multiple times

>>12695819
Oh my Boy....

I can completely understand why Mori would get annoyed by her chat during Minecraft. Christ they really want to tell her what she should do and where she should go. Go to bunkeronii it's the no 1 destination in hololve EN!

>>12695878
>>12695894
Moris melon you say?

>>12696055
Block gamers are typically some of the most insufferable shits on the planet

She's going to cut down every tree she sees, turn it all into planks, forget she has them 5 minutes later, and go chop more trees

>>12696055
It doesn't help that they're wrong about half the time too, real dunning kruger hours every time a holo plays that game.

>>12695617
It's not as bad as her mentioning the goddamn tree and spider spawner every single time she played MC. Holy shit that was annoying.

>>12696268
>ceresfauna has joined the game

>Since this is unclaimed land I may as well flatten it
Mori no

>>12695755
its a hell's kitchen reference

>>12696386
She's been corrupted

>>12696386
>Mori will activate Rumbling in MC
MORI NO. DON'T DO IT.

>"Were you there for all 50 sessions?"
>I was
Cute passionate Moririn

Mori let's goooooooooooo

>>12696725

>Haven't watched a Mori stream for a few weeks
>Got my first comment read
Easy

>>12697126
welcome back fellow commentbro

>Got my comment read during ASMR
>Mori sent me a DM after asking about a date.

>Mori always reads my comments during streams
>Sometimes I'll send her weird gifs that she reacts to on-stream

>>12697364
Shut the fuck up Gura. Stop fucking bragging

>>12697364
Gura please join our boy in minecraft after you finish streaming and laundry

>>12696055
she could just form a working relationship like Kiara

>>12697200
>>12697364
Stop samefagging, Gura

>>12697495
GURA IS HERE UOOOOOHHHHH
GURA SEEEEXXXXX UOOHHH
SEX WITH GURAAAA

>>12697659
This, but unironically.

Why is Mori talking about escorting on stream right now? when I booked my date with her she said to keep it low key

>>12697809
Shut the fuck up Gura we get it

>>12697659
>>9225071

She seems really distracted, wonder if she's expecting a message about deadline?

Mori update?

>>12697995
Deforestation

>>12697995
Currently watching dragon tales

>>12698031

>>12697995
Still cute wont ever change

>>12698031
>DeMoristation
N-no...

>>12698031
Is that like our version of deflowering?

>>12697995
Vibing

>She's avoiding the reason why she left
It was her boyfriend me leaving

>>12698031
Wait no, I don't want to be a Callioperson, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>she laughed a little when saying the first word of my comment
Do I take this as a win or am I being too optimistic ?

>>12698254
I've been there.

>>12698254
Good job Arantius

>She laughed when I sent her my dick pic
Do I take this as a win?

>>12698404
>the most disgusting shit i've seen

>She laughed when I came inside her
Do I take this as a win?

>>12698320
Seeing that image when I'm trying to write a statement of purpose for a job application really hits hard. Trying to use soothing minecraft mori as a motivator to stay awake

mori laughed and started singing about naruto while cleaning my ears

>>12698373
I figured that one was pretty safe to comment on since she barely even acknowledged it but if you can track me down via it then I'm taking this to mean she did read it

>No railings on the stairs up to the massage parlor
Mori, your OSHA reps...

>>12698584
I'm realizing now how much I really want to hear her sing number one to complete the early 2000s big three trifecta

Mori literally read my comment, my username, called me a genius , asked for my twitter handle so we could talk more. She said “give it up for [my username] everybody! He’s my boyfriend!” And the deadbeats in chat all sent clapping emojis the whole time and were spamming big ups the whole time.
You all saw it

>>12696055
>Christ they really want to tell her what she should do and where she should go
To play devils advocate it's because she becomes far a stubborn than usual retard when playing minecraft to the point where it becomes obnoxious
>"Hmmm my FPS is complete fucked I wonder why"
> It's because your shader setting are fucked
>"Turn off my shader? No way! I won't do that!
Or
>"Aww dang it, I was gonna build something but I need [Resource] to do it"
>Mori, another holomem built a [Resource] farm for the explicit purpose of people not having to waste time grinding in the wild and everyone but you uses it
>"Nooooo they didn't explicitly give me verbal permission to use it nor did they personally show me were it was located! So I'm gonna run to the other side the map to grind :} "

>>12698728
Then you looked to the corner of the room and the sissy himself was there clapping his hands for you

>>12698787
Cry about it some more Nikodem

>>12698787
I think the "not touching other people's stuff" attitude stems from the christmas tree

Mori read my comment and started cursing under her breath and I think she started crying. She ended the stream and tweeted that she would take an indefinite hiatus...

>>12698787
Maybe she enjoys the grind, just like real life?

>>12699025
You okay dude?

Mori read my comment and then Suzy broke down my door and killed me, wtf did I do?

>>12699117
You know exactly what you did

>>12698787
How many times we gotta say this stuff man. Mori's way is the grind. And Mori can only do things her way. Any attempt to do things the other way will fail.

How do I become Mori?

For Mori's birthday gift we should all meet at the Family Mart and beat each other to death. I've been doing my fit reps and am ready to kill other dead beats because Mori might enjoy the show.

>This might take me a little bit.
Yes Mori, we know.

>>12699318
Kiss me

>>12699323
It’d give me motivation to workout again I say let’s go for it. No guns allowed though, pussies

>>12699271
You can give her advice, just gotta hit it in the right way. The dumbass you're responding to should do his stream watching reps cause there's a clear reason for his second complaint and if he wants to act like a know it all he should use his brain and remember why she asks for verbal permission before messing with stuff on the server.

>>12699323
someone has to record it so I'll be there

>>12699318
You go on a downward spiral of self hatred and really embracing those bands you heard as a kid
But you can't just stop at depression you have to actually put in the work to slightly feel better about yourself even though you'll never recognize how far you've come because of the exact same self-loathing that put you on this path
And also suck an asian dick or two

>>12699380
beneath the milky twilight

>>12699384
I want to feel your body temperature drop in my hands fellow dead beat and Mori enjoyer.

>>12699384
>No guns allowed
I guess my arms disqualify me then

>>12699318
Through sheer determination. The same way Mori has lived.

>>12699452
Its all fun and strangling until the other Mori enjoyers whip out their fucking swords

>>12699384
I’d go as far to say no weapons allowed full stop, you have to be willing to kill your fellow deadbeats with your bare hands

me and mori making mini moris together and me making minnier moris with our mini moris

>>12699540
They are cowards but at least it adds variety to the spectacle of schizophrenic autist killing each other for a girl who probably never wanted this to happen.

>>12699540
And my hand-carved, black diamond encrusted personally engraved scythe, with an authentic bamboo handle.

>>12699586

>>12699673
Attempting to use a scythe as a weapon is a good way to get yourself strangler pussy

>>12699676
get the machine gun

>>12699673
>>12699727
thats not how you use a scythe retard this is

>Deadbeats squaring up out front of the Family Mart
>Get to rumbling.
>Suddenly: "You disappoint me, deadbeats."
>Everyone is ashamed of themselves.
>"Not an ounce of creativity or ambition in your violence. Let me show you how it's done."
>No survivors

>>12699820
That's the mythical Ope-Style. It's not feasible for mere mortals

>>12699452
Your hands couldn’t even fit around my neck deadbeat

>>12699586
get the chart

>>12699790
>>12699586

>>12699820
Truly an oxymoron.

>>12699848
>the family mart clerk was never the same

Imagine a Mori song with a track like the BGM going now

>>12699988
>semi-whispered shitpost rap
I'd be down

Wait is there a ghost rider stream tomorrow or did I just mishear

>>12700036
You didn't

>>12699848
And they all died happily ever after.

>>12699271
The Mori way is like #AmeWay except 2Xs more retarded and self-defeating
>>12699391
>for his second complaint and if he wants to act like a know it all
Holy projection
How is it being "know it all" for me to have watched every single one of her minecraft streams to notice she has the reoccurring issue of having her build project get interrupted by having to go grind resources? It's not all a coincidence that most progress she's made on the caravel and the osen was when Ina was just funneling resources for her

>Deadbeat looking at Ghost Rider
Ancestor :)

Moririn.......

I love her little annoyed grunts

Did mori say how long she's gonna be gone for ?

>>12700222
Seven hours

>>12700222
Blindbeat read the sticky

>>12700222
She still has a schedule coming out, so I'd say max 3 days honestly

>>12700222
no

>>12700257
>>12700272
I meant vacation

>refuses to use scaffolding
>"I like dirt"
Mori...

>>12700325
fix your autism

>>12700353
Take your meds

>>12700325
Dirt is legitimately better though, fuck scaffolding.

>>12700369
Stream Sparks

>>12700127
it was as much of Ina funneling her resources as it was Ina keeping her on track in general
for all the grinding she does, she also gets easily distracted
literally worst combo

Oh boy chat is pissing her off

Chad Mori

>>12700582
She's pissing me off. MORI HATE

>>12700582
Because most of the chat is gray retards right now, it always is with minecraft. Deadbeats just aren't very chatty during gameplay.

lol get fucked minecraft spergs

>No one asked her to not marry them in all caps yet

Deadbeats...

>>12700822
her MC streams are when she's at her least attractive

>>12700822
fuck...our chance!!!

>>12700863
Speak for yourself.

>>12700863
Speak for yourself I'm bricked up

scaffoldingcucks get out of this thread Mori belongs to dirtchads now

>>12700688
>Deadbeats just aren't very chatty
I'd be chattier if she read some of my comments, but I think she's still mad at me for what I said a couple months ago. She reads other people who say the same thing like a minute later and it drains my enthusiasm like nothing else.