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This one to spite that one anon
This one.
All Gura
is there usually so much um german historical posting in kiara's pre-chat?
This one
>>1264628This one also doesn't have a comment field, so it's inherently superior.
Current dead hours Sven Saturday Co-op is still ongoing! We're playing through Half-Life, so we'll be going for a while. Feel free to hop in!Once you have the game and the pack installed (if it's your first time joining) >>1261008 Open up the console in game and type>connect STEAM_0:0:4208410>password:rageSee you there, friends!
[sad news]/hlgg/ is dead
I j*u, what happened to Mori? Did Deadbeats concernfag hard like Teamates?
>>1264674>sad
>>1264675She's being beaten to death by Shuba
>>1264674what happened why is this place so slow?
>>1264693We're all watching wrasslin.
>>1264675subaru is about to kill her
>>1264621GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>>1264628>>1264650oh no..
I love Ina!
FRIEND LOVE!
I love you Gura!
VOR UNS LIEGT KIARAIN UNS MARSCHIERT KIARA UND HINTER UNS KOMMT KIARA
Will this be cringe or kino anons
>>1268510kino
AAAAAAAAAAAKFPs MAKE YOUR OSHI STOPSTOP BULLYING HER
Why does Kiara always go out of her way to expose her genmates? Is it just the ESL quirks she has?
>ich bin hai...desucute
Gura sounds a bit like a dutch person speaking German kek
>>1268510the usual
She knows shut it down!
>illuminati theme
>>1268823To be fair they had the Mario Kart collab immediatly afterwards
Why does Kiara bully Gura so much?
REMINDER
Kiara is so cute bullying my oshi
>>1268838no___
Can't wait to see these two lovers collab again!
>>1268847dyrbi
>>1268838Your brat is made for bullying.
I FUCKING LOVE MORI
Es ist zeit für DEUTSCH.
>>1268867have sex
>Another german stream
>you two drunkards
Is the x-files worth watching? never bothered
>>1268839No, she enjoys friendly trashtalking.
Gura sounds tired, or maybe it's because Kiara is louder than her
>>1268852Gura likes it.
Imagine having an oshi that isn't a /x/chad
Gura just woke up. Her brain isn't working yet.
>>1268839That's her naturally rude way, just how she isSame with the "you dont read SCs anyway"
salman
>>1268852Kiara is very abrasive in general which ends up putting off a lot of people.
>>1268852Orange genes.
I love fucking Enma!
>>1268839She tries to playfully make fun of them, like friends do, but filtered through her ESL it sounds ruder than intended.
>>1268889based
>>1268852Gura was made for bullying and teasing with my cock
https://twitter.com/MaruNyan39/status/1368308609751212032
>>1268843That's because she is swedish.
>>1268852Gura is very bulliabable
Kiara is crushing so hard on Gura right now
>>1268867wir mussen die Juden ausrotten
>>1264621I want korone mom
Do chumbuds like Kiara?Do KFP like Gura?
>>1268889OH NO SALMAN GET DOWNYOU'LL GET BANNED TOO
>>1268660I use Gimp and G'MIC1. Get GIMP and G'MIC2. Scale your image to ~400 height, then unlink and double only the width3. Go to Filters > G'MIC Qt > Arrays and Tiles > ASCII Art4. Copy these settings https://files.catbox.moe/was3t1.png0123456789bdgop_$#?6. Play with the "Analysis Smoothness" slider until it looks good7. Hit Apply and open your text file (default Documents\gmic_asciiart.txt)8. Copy and paste into your reply
>>1268839she's loud and mean, it's just how she is
inb4 Kiara asks Gura how to say fuck in german.
Why you retards didn't pick the sametori OP?
>>1268852Gura is very bulliable.
>>1268903Don't fucking start
>>1268883That's just Gura's debuff voice taking over
>>1268886>just woke uplole
I'm going to be deaf by the end of the stream
>>1268889More like "Slow, man". As in her brain is slooooow today.
gura...
>1 week worth of subs in one dayhappy for dagger tht she's inclining a bit, but please watch better movies...
>>1268870>Another german stream
>Not using the Gura and Kiara thread
german bros.....
>>1268854Also this
>>1268852Australian genes make her very aggressive.
>>1268839Because she likes banter, this is why TakoTori is funny because Ina trashtalks back
Going to redeem this coupon for this stream.
>how to say nice to meet you in german?>hajimemashite!
>Mods:>Instantly delete spoilered porn and hand out 3 day ban.>Delete helpful ritual posts.>Let seething dicklet SEAnigger stalker do whatever he wants.
>still using a Japanese keyboard when you are back in ze vaterland
>>1268906no anon german for hello is hallo
>>1268889dare I say, "based"
>>1268918Because this is a recycled thread from before the collab started.
My amazing oshi is streaming! I love her!
>>1268911I like Gooruh
cat bigly
Gura cute!So einfach ist das!
>>1268923>Gura's debuff voiceno such thingfuck your meme
Dies war bisher eine gute ZusammenarbeitKiaras wütende deutsche Stimme weckt meinen stab
>>1268911I like Gura.
>>1264675she's wanting to fuck musicmanlet or something I don't really know
>>1268885I know Right?
>>1267883I love Ina too!
Nice 12 Threads and more are going in just about Kiara and i cant get enough popcorn for all of them
>>1268889SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING MEIDOS
>>1268930ANYA WATCH SERENITY 2019 STARRING MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
Kiara, you can just download the German language pack for Windows...
>>1268918Recycling is good!
Trying to get the right volume for Gura results in Kiara's voice stabbing me in the ears with forks.
>>1268858Iname love!
they're just making a series of weird noises I can't figure out what any of this means
>>1268839She enjoys banter but comes a bit too strong on the initiation
>>1268889BASED
ÜÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH
>>1268911i like the the gawr gurat. kfp
Uuuu
Watching Matsuri jump on stream for some REALLY early morning karaoke as she's being way cuter than usual today.Während Lehrerin Kiara Schüler Gura dazu bringt, sich zu setzen, um verdammtes Deutsch zu lernen!While Korone's murder park is continuing to look even more dangerous with every little addition she throws into it in Planet Coaster.So friends, where we at?
>>1268916She's saving that for the end, don't worry.
Burger here. I'm lost. What are these dots doing here?
>>1268872It's a staple of sci-fi horror shows. Very good. Haven't checked out the later seasons tho.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
MORI RUINED YET ANOTHER COLLAB THIS FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>1268945>still seething for faggy ritual poster
>>1268930Lofi... Don't look...
>>1268941>Holofightz roomateBros... they got him...
>>1268930I want to watch more obscure movies with her.
>UOHHH
>uooooooh
>>1268912Don't give a fuck namlas
>>1268889IS THAT FUCKING RITUALPOST?!?!!!MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS
>>1268930thats what the shark buff does
ÜÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH
>>1268975oh fuck you're right
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>1268945is sharkmeido even still with us at this point
>>1268941>mori gura love /hlg/THEY'RE HERE
>>1268911Kiara is the only person who I'm membered to specifically support besides my oshi. The rest of my memberships are for the content they give.
KIARA NÖ
>>1268911Gura is cutet. KFP
>>1268911Kiara is pretty cool.
>>1268903Sametori bros, we won...
>>1268975DIE CUN CUN SCHMECKT MIR
>>1268889How could you post something so controversial...Yet so brave?
>Uber
USEE USEE USEE WA
>>1268911I like both!
Gura is SUS?!!?
>>1268982I'll give it a try, thanks anon
>>1268941>Goddess KoroneWhen you're right, you're right.
>>1268971bastehope they schedule their streams soon
>>1268911gura is both cute and funny
>>1268968It's super annoying, kinda ruining it for me
>>1268911I like Kiara
>>1268979Bearing witness to the madness, Ay...Miofriend!
>>1268992desab
>>1268889I-is that a ritualpost??? NNOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GONNA SSSSEEEEEETHEEEbased
>Über eats
Dr. Sus
german bros your letters suck
>>1269001No...
>>1267883Me too!
>>1268930Didn't she got a sc that was the equivalent to one million Indonesian magic coin or something?
>>1268940scream at her, with bloodshot eyes how a love her and how much a want to impregnate her womb
YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU CAN CORRECTLY PRONOUNCE YOUR ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
GURA IS SUS
>>1268965tech illiterate please andastand
How do I turn Kiara down and Gura up?
GURA IS SÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜß
>>1268973This is what a lot of people seem to miss
>>1268979Right here, aya- Miofriend!
>>1268941>hate imagesPost images.
>>1268941>stream ame
>>1268930>4K is an inclineID people are not really that much into vtubers huh?
>>1268911I like the dumb shark too!
>>1268972Kiara started explaining umlaut like its a side note but she should be giving examples, I dont think EOPs can follow this at all
Kiara is fucking with us, she's not teaching any german she's just making random noises
>>1268981Ämericäns nöt ällöwed
>>1268911I like the chicken
>>1268984a-anon...?
>>1268979Right here, Hagfriend!
>>1268992I respect your tenacity, and for thatbased
>>1268975KEK KEK
Kiara: ``we have two very autistic people here''
süsamogüs
>>1269036Shüt the fück üp
>>1268979right here ayamefriend!
>>1268914based thanks! will try it out later
>>1269001Haven't seen him in a while.
Gura should have taken Iofi's classes
SAMETORI DUET
>dude Kiara spoke German she's literally Hitler haha!When will this joke finally die?
>>1268941
>>1268930>4k Isn't that really low? It was burger primetime for their collab so I was hoping for at least half the amount of the Inanya boost.
>>1269041ÜÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHHHHHH T ö T
AZKi
this is just your normal alphabet....
>>1268911yea i really like kiara
LMNOP
>>1269037better dead than red
>>1268889Based
>>1268979Right here, Friend!
>>1268979Here Ayameposter.
>Matuli is singing >It's 6am jst
>>1269001Yes. Hanging on that rope using his neck.
>>1269001The #1 shitposting tactic involving meidos has been to doubt the presence of them when the reality is that they're just kind of alright at their jobs.Remember, retards thought he was dead while posting on /vt/, the board HE MADE.
>MLP
>>1268889Based.
Are you singing along /hlgg/?
>>1268911Kiara gives Gura a reality check every so often which I appreciate
Id like to announce that there's a chemical and hormonal storm raging in my body, invoked after thinking about Ninomae Ina'nis, that's making me want to have an intimate relationship with her and perform acts of self sacrifice in the name of her well being.
Hey! Hey guys! Merry Christmas!
>>1268945>stalkerHe's just making shit up at this point and you're falling for it
Why the fuck are you retards using this recycled thread?
>>1268903t. doesn't watch Kiara
Krauts your language is gay
i'm starting to love kiara
>>1269086Kek
>>1268911Gura is cute, I like her as well.
>>1268911I don't really watch Gura
>>1269075Kiara chose the thumbnail for this stream, she's in on the joke
>>1268911I like them all
>>1269039$100 leafbucks, which is about 10% of the monthly income for the average Indo. But then again the average Indo is really poor.
>>1268911Love both.
>>1264674Good. Fuck all of you thin skinned sissy faggots and trannies
>>1269106Thanks, Jukio Kallio!
Kiara really brings out the cuter side of Gura with these streams
Do Kiara viewers not use headphones? This is painful.
Someone reduce Kiara's voice volume pls
>>1268911I like GooruhI dont like chickin
>>1269098She's singing for me
>>1269086CLAP CLAP
>>1269086kek
>>1269110Ask the mod. The other one got deleted.
>>1269110Because I can, you dumb nigger, and there's nothing you can do about it
thats pretty austrian
Kiara forgot her own native alphabet...
>>1269106Gracias Gonzalo Gonzales
>>1268941>tell risu stream collab
>qwerwtf kiara?
>>1268911She's alright. She is the one that keeps my oshi in check.
>Q>"kwee"Kiara is actually retarded holy shit
>>1268911I'm indifferentt. chumbud
>>1269107It doesn't matter if he's right or not (he's not). The intent is there.
this is a fucking disaster, I love it
>Kiara: speaking German>Gura: speaking...What the fuck is she saying?
>Shut up you fucking subhuman, you don't know sheissKiara stop...
>>1268911I want to bully both of them
>Hololive English>Doesn't speak englishS-sugoi
>>1269086clap clap!lol
fat moguhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb7fPSG_rgA&list=WL&index=27&ab_channel=Elondshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb7fPSG_rgA&list=WL&index=27&ab_channel=Elondshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb7fPSG_rgA&list=WL&index=27&ab_channel=Elonds
>>1269136>Gura bullies Mori on calligula>Kiara bullies Gura on sametorireally makes you think
>>1268911Dunno but I'm Tako and I like both quite a bit
I swear all of HoloEN treats Gura more like a cute pet than a person
>q>kweeWhat the fuck is wrong with Austrians
>>1269106Thank You, Global General
Kiara let her talk please, 90% of the viewers are not yours
>>1269078HoloID filter.
>>1269106GARBANZO NO THEYLL GET YOU TOO
I love Reine!!!
Always remember DIGGYMON
why doesnt Kiara know the alphabet song?
Oopsilon
SS
what an awful "language" germanics were a mistake
ÜPSILON
>the SS
Why is chimkin screeching at the top of her lungs?
>>1268911I don’t like kiara at all. I don’t wish mean things of her or anything but to me she is just unpleasant to watch.
>>1268911chicken is okay
>>1269171No that's just Kiara. I swear no one says "kwee" here
>>1269130Did you know your computer has a handy volume mixer?
>SS Upsillon
>>1269106Gröss Gottfried, danke schon!
>>1269109you are right I don't watch Kiara often just catch the rare stream or video here and there
Anal with Kiara!
>volume at 5%>kiaras voice is still weird and I cant understand shitany tips?
I want to know Gura's anal
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>now you know myGura...
GURA?????
>>1268945Pretty sure that’s a different stalker. The original uses the time in reference to his time in this thread rather than just simple timezones
i guess they didn't use Υ in atlantis
>>1269086post-irony humor was a mistake, still laughed
>Now you know my analGURA!?!
gura cute
>>1269078That was entirely on her channel, takodachis tuned into anya's channel, this one was split
Jesas Gura
Anal?!
now you know my analLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
ANAL WITH KIARA AND GURA
>>1269172I think she likes it is the funniest part
>now you know my anal
Kiara!?
Bros, look at the movement of that chest
>>1269086CLAP CLAP but also keked
ANAL WITH KIARA!!
How the fuck do you forget the ABC song?
WTF am I watching
kiara????????????????????????????????????????????????
Is Kiara a monkey?
Y is called epsilon wtf
>>1269001I'm waiting for the next >USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST shitting on Unity, pretending that ritualposting needs to be purged, or some other derailment post at this point.
ANAL WITH GURA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>1269106Now, THIS is a ritualpost I missedThanks Gawruda
why is Kiara so obsessed with anal?
A-ANAL???!!
Putting a low pass filter on this collab makes the audio bearable.
My blain is bwoken
>>1269172She's being flanderized pretty hard yeahMost thumbnails with her have her as a literal baby
>analKIARA????
Kiara please... take it down a notch with the bullying...
GURA EMBARASSEDGURA CUTECUUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UUUUOOOOHHHHHHH
>>1269232KINO
I feel like i'm getting dumber watching these two.
ANAL CUNNY UOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
German anons, get a better pronunciation for "Y" you ffffffucks.
Today, I will remind themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko
>>1269191Oh fuck she's materialized into our worldWhat will she
This is gonna be a long 67 minute stream
German is the most autistic looking languageProve me wrongProtip: Pleaso do.
German anons, how are you feeling right now?
>>1269191so fucking cute, I want one
KEK
Gura said anal first
holy fuck GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE
I swear to god, Kiara's voice gets worse every single stream
>>1269256No. Harder.
UÖÖÖÖÖÖH
It's a certified banger as the kids would say
>>1269086lmao
U EEEE AAAAAAAAAA
>>1269172Wait until you see the JPs
this is retard kino
>>1269239>ÜÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHHFixed
>>1269166go away
Outsiders FUCK OFF
this is just two retards bumbling their way through the bare basics and I love it
If Kiara is the 4th Reich, what is Gura? Ame? Mori? That other HoloEN?
>Those are outsiders, we don't want them insideKiara no!
>Those are outsiders>We don't want themKIARACHAMA?
>>1268914Thanks dude, i'll try it later here too. I knew people using online ones always failed because the periods don't space out like they should on other sites. So it often looked like trash its why you see so much ____ instead of periods
Kiara, stop being so anal about it
NO OUTSIDERS BASED KIARA
>>1269232A fun stream
>they are outsiders, we dont want themKIARA NOOOOO
>>1269267this motherfucker doesnt know about finnish
ITs the SS!
>>1269193>I don’t wish mean things of her or anythingWhy not?
>>1269172No wonder she had fun collabing with another cunny. She actually had a normal interaction with her.
>>1269207learn german i guess
>It's the SSGURA?
>it's the SS
>SSGura....
THE WHAT, GURA??????
>>1269191who the fuck do i need to pay to own one of them???
The SS Scheisse.
>>1269172that's her fetish
BASED NAZI GURA
what is Kiara on about with the last letters sucking and needing to be replaced is that a common thing in German?
>>1269250She should stop eating baby food then
>>1269179Hey, me too!
>SSwhat is happening in this collab
>It sounds like the SS
>It's the SS
>>1269278>sadcat post is shitat least some things never change
>>1269304gura...?
>It's the SSNo you can't say that Gura!
>korone build a chad snowmanwtf
germanons are you ogey?
>>1269250Gura baby...
>as in the SSgura wtf
>>1269271Mir scheint die Sonne aus dem Arsch.
>ss shceisselol
ahhh not the ß
>>1268911yest. kfp
>SSNO KIARA
Kiara, your tolerance reps...
>>1269278I seriously can't get over how she seems to smack her lips into the mic every single god damn time she talks. I don't know if it's a german accent to always sound like she's spitting at you but I can't actually listen to her for long because of it.
GURA REALLY LOVES SHIT
>>1269303>>1269300>>1269298Forget what i said i like Kiara now
>this streamHOLY BASED
>>1269166what compelled someone to make this
WHAT
>it's the SSGURA WHAT THE FUCK
>it took an hour for last thread to make 500 posts and get across the finish line>now that a stream is on we're on pace to have 500 posts in about 30 minutesI hope none of you niggers who were here in dead hours ever falls for a reclining or splitfag narrative again
none writes scheiße with double ss Kiara
>>1269267Russian looks why more autistic. Just fucking chicken scratches
>do people know what I'm talking aboutLoud and clear Kiara
I'm spitting my drink kek.
>B = SS????
>>1269316>>1269273>>1269265take care of her
How cringe is this stream for germans?
>>1269110Newfags that weren't here for that discussion again during the first threads of /vt/
>Hitlerespetzen
>schlafen sdo australians really?
No, Kiara, you use ``ß'' if you want to pronounce it slowly. ``ss'' is used if you pronounce the word in a fast way.
>Stream has devolved to Kiara arguing with germans in chat with Gura scared
>>1269366ß
Yesterday someone mentioned that Kiara instinctively winks when she mentions a country.. it seems to be true.
Does anyone have the flat pattern used for Ina's tentacles? Google google isn't being helpful
>>1269267Germans are the most autistic period
My fucking sides
>REVERSE ANSCHLUSS NOWHoly shit Kiara
>>1269267
>>1269246>It works
scheisse :DDD
>manages to mention both sheisse and SS in a single sentenceIf gura isn't your oshi, there's something wrong with you.
Yo germanfags, how is this sounding so far?
>SSthis triggers the chicken's ingrained guilt
KIARA IS GONNA READ ß WITH GURA
germans are crazyostrians are based
>>1269353Why does that beer look so fucking good
>>1269264Belieeeeve itBELIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
obligatory
>>1269191She's grown too powerful too quickly
sometimes I think Gura would rather not be the loli of EN, because she doesn't like playing the "aww so cute" character. and Kiara for some reason is playing up that angle and pretending to find everything Gura says and does adorable, as if she were a child. but Gura doesn't seem to want to do this and would rather banter with Kiara like she would with Amelia.so yeah I am not digging SameTori. sorry guys
>ss
GURA IS NATSOC PILLED >GURA IS NATSOC PILLED GURA IS NATSOC PILLED >GURA IS NATSOC PILLEDGURA IS NATSOC PILLED >GURA IS NATSOC PILLED GURA IS NATSOC PILLED >GURA IS NATSOC PILLED GURA IS NATSOC PILLED >GURA IS NATSOC PILLED GURA IS NATSOC PILLED >GURA IS NATSOC PILLED
>>1268947AAAAAAAAAA DICK
>dick means you
>Gura JWU and barely knows what's going on>Kiara is loud and hornyThis is kino in the making.
KIARA I'VE BEEN DEPLOYED TO THE EASTERN FRONT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1269172Gura covering this when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH-PbzzRFsg
>>1269242
>>1269172Not even ture in the slightest
>dick means youKIARA?!
Why am I feeling a sudden urge to drive towards Moscow?
>>1269369Would Kiara be his oshi?
>>1269367I like it.
It's embarrassing how uneducated Kiara is. This is supposed to be her mother tongue...
Tell me small moustached fellows, is Scheisse a word finisher like Gura intends it to be?
>>1269383I wonder if this might be the solution to the Ollie problem as well
https://streamable.com/zdjffc
>>1269348makes me think of a bird talking because birds have sloppy saliva mouths that leak on you when you talk with them
Susan's not gonna like this one...
>>1269403TRANNY CONFIRMED
>>1269410I mean it does
>>1269214isn't this ironic? or does post-irony mean after the introduction of irony and not after the death of irony?
I just ate some enchiladas, chumbuds.Pretty good.
NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
>HololiveDE>Can't speak GermanB-Beeindruckend....
K-Kiara....calm down
MAJESTIC GERMAN LANGUAGE
German is nothing but a language used to invoke demon into our realm
>>1268979What happened?You can't post Ayame anymore?
>>1269405>dickdick means thick>dickmilch is sold in stores
I need Kiara to boss me around.
>>1269403Gen 2 will have futanari AAAAAAAAaaAaaAAAaaa
>>1269403FEMBOY GEN2
>don't make fun of the majestic aryan raceKIARA NO
>>1269403oh no
Is chat freaking out because of the differences from austrian german and...german german?EOP here.
>kennen>lightning rrat from leaguerrats?
>>1269191menacing
>>1269404kek
>>1269403SEEEEEEEEX! SEEEEEEEEEX HOLO INBOUND!
>>1269415I don't know shit about my mother tongue. I just speak it.
>>1269406Based and Unapilled
>DAT IS GERMAN GURA!>DONT MAKE FUN OF THE MAJESTIC GERMAN LANGUAGEHoly fuck are we about to witness SS Kiara???
>gura said the ö perfectlyman, this parakeeet..
>>1269250look at this newfag
Could I get a gura in a nazi uniform please?
IOFI TEACH GERMAN TO BOTH THESE FOOLSPLEASE
>>1269396you should stop thinking
Why does she keep making the unfunny australian joke?
>>1269387>kweeBad, Kiara needs a teacher herself
>>1269403Oh nononono bros
>Nagelnl-lewd
>>1269403NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1269267ik ook
>>1269403HE RETURNS
>>1269403g-guitar riff?
>>1269470it works on the newfags
>habe das genageltYABE
Kiara what the fuck
>>1269403screenshotted for the inevitable told-you-so
>>1268979Right here, friend
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
Haagen Daz and Hagrid what??
>to do someoneWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>1269408now post the chocolate chicken wings
>>1269477cute girl.......
>>1269460I can't fucking wait for the fanart.
wtf kiara
based Kiara
TO WHAT??????
This collab is shit.t. KFP.
Chicken... what are you teaching my Shark?...
>>1269396Kiara is an audience self-insert saying what we all feel. GURA CUTE GURA CUTE GURA CUTE
>>1269403TRANNY SHARK IS IN
KORONE YOUR PARK IS HEMORRHAGING MONEY LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>Slang dirty words>Getting away with it since managers can't speak germanKiara masterfully done
>>1269396>because she doesn't like playing the "aww so cute" characterWronghttps://streamable.com/4p2ist
Do Spanish and Russian learning streams have the same potential as English learning streams?I ask because HoloES and HoloRU will probably happen, and at least one JP might do it.
>genageltKiara i know what you are trying to do
>>1269403DICKGIRL CONFIRMED
Well at least you can be sure there'll never be another collab like this
>>1269434So whats the cope for today? Kiara isnt shadowbanned anymore, so that card went poof.
>>1269436Wie neu seid ihr?
>>1269434I THINK NUMBERS SUCK!
Thoughts?
nageln=to score
>>1269439No that's latin
>>1269250
>>1269506Kiara is speaking 80% of the time, blame her
>>1269440I'm not looking to step on toes, so I'm just going to use webms of everyone instead. At least for now sine I don't have a lot of Holoshort webms that aren't Ayame..
>>1269387Turns out Kiara is a terrible teacher unless it's Japanese
>>1269506learn to get taste KFP this collab is greatt. tako
>>1269477>You will never get to explode inside his warm tight boy pucciwhy even live bros
Kiara talking about coming out of the closet!
>Ich komme
>"my name is...? you know it.">gura just namedoxxes herkek
>>1269396You need to hit the gym, take a shower, get a hair cut and get a fucking grip.
>>1269434Ametori > Sametori
would you guys eat Guras burnt peanut butter burger?
Te-tenchou!
kek
I come in shark aus.
kiara kek
>You can remember it as coming out of the clo...Kiarachama?
GURA COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET
>you can remember it with coming out of the clos-
>>1269172That's why she likes Ame so much
KIARA NO
Kiara really trying to get shadowbanned again.
kiara,your lorereps.....
>mein nameh est>my name isThese Germans ripping off their language from English....
WHY IS KIARA SO DAMN LOUD TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN JESAS
KIARA JUST CALLED GURA A DYKE
>>1269519>basically 0 viewsit's over... go away fag
>ACTUAL YAB
BIG YAB
>>1269420Ollie needs a compressor. Low-pass helps for Kiara because she's very high pitched in her chicken voice and the microphone isn't helping.
>coming out of the closetK...Kiara???
>ich komme aus die closetLMAO THIS FUCKING CHICKEN
kiara having a stroke lets goooooooooo
>>1269396>she doesn't like playing the "aww so cute" characterYou're a fucking retard, kill yourself
>>1269514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crDSf8D-3V8
>>1269530same as a real classroom the teacher talks the whole time
Atlantis isn't Atlantik.
>>1269396Gura should stop being fucking cute if she doesn't want to be called cute
>>1269506i love that gorillaz album
>>1269411Im thinking Ina because of the art obsession but I can also see Gura because of his niece.
I'M FUCKING DYING LADS
this was like the 'What' moment in chess, holy shit
Now I understand why Kiara didn't do too many German streams
>>1269514Not for us, but for them? Yeah, probably
Kiara... Your basic knowledge of your genmate
Kiara is stupider than usual
>>1269365jesaswhat the fuck is that thing?
>>1269550that's an odd looking hot-dog holder
TENCHOU IS RETARDED
>gay baby sharkkek
KIARA YOU DUMB FUCKING CHICKEN I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU
>I'm coming out of the closetKiara....
What the fuck is this collab
damn kiara is dumb
>Kiara thought Atlantis is English for AtlantikOk that's it she's actually sub 60 IQ
>kiara doesn't know what atlantis is and thought they've been talking about the atlantic ocean
>>1269514Nene made it kind of her thing, didn't she?
>HimmelKIARA NODON'T MENTION HIM
I'm fucking dying here
>>1269172yeah... i don't like it. she's just their fashion accessory.
the dumb chicken thinks Atlantis is the Atlantic
>Atlantic and atlantis is the same thing
>mein name ist angel des
my chicken is EXTRA retarded!
Gura is looking, rather extra cute today.
Kiara dropping out of high school really shows today...
>Herr HimmelYAB
>>1269510Koone is driven by her urge to build death traps, not petty things like money.
My tenchou is fucking retarded
>Ich bin eine Angel
This collab...
Holy fucking hell the chicken ist an actual retard.
>>1269591some kind of a toymakerhttps://twitter.com/ruszardo/status/1351933341612830726
>Kiara: you're an angel!>Gura: .........But I'm a shark?
>>1269550I wish I were that hotdog
ENMA IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS STREAM AS WE SPEAK.ENMA LOVE
Kiara is rightfully calling Gura gay live on stream
holy shitit's Engel
>>1269550Seriously mods?
She's definitely not an angel, unfortunately...
>>1269514It worked out for hyper nenechi
>>1269605Atlantis is a Germanic myth of course she knows it
Stream is very wúnderbarashī!
>>1269392I'm not sure, but this image might be manually colorized.
>>1269604Been saying this for a while, my boss rivals a piece of tarmac when it comes to intelligence
>>1269387Kiara is almost Coco-tier in her own tongue
This dumb bimbo chicken, holy shit
ok Kiara is the stupidest EN right?
>>1269600I think I've learned negative deutsche from this collab.
Kiara can't even properly speak german...
>>1269365reminds me of that picture of the dude holding a Monika doll whole dressed up as Batman
CHERRY RED KEYBOARD
EXPOSED
>miss first 25 minutes cause I was too busy jacking it and forgot GMT+1>enter stream>come out of the clo-kek
miss me yet, Chumbuds?
>>1269525No
GURA ABOUT TO BE SENT TO THE USUA; ROOM FOR CHEATING
>I forgot about my cherry red keyboardnice flex gura
>>1269642UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is Iname cancelled?
>Sound of a messenger people used to useKiara yab?!
Kiara and Gura look a little different today, new outfits already?
>>1269600kino
>>1269624THE BOOKS ARE AS RED AS THE BLOOD ON THE PAVEMENT.
Is this the lowest IQ duo in HoloEN?
HÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜHNCHEN
Sametori is kino
>MX cherry redsWow, I genuinely didn't expect such good taste from googoo
I'm getting filtered by the language aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is there ANY smart girl in Hololive?
>>1269642It's a dick anon...
>>1269387Her english is unironically better.
>>1269530She's not speaking. Tenchou is just making retarded sounds and laughing for no reason.
>DO YOU WANT AN APPLE OR NOT YOU STUPID FUCKING APE?Jesus Kiara, relax
>>1269639>Gura>gaylole
This stream is madness!
>>1269674No
The contrast between how sweet Kiara was in the Japanese lessons, vs. the German lessons is absolutely fantastic.
>>1269396Mori does the exact same shit, but suddenly that's """kino"""Either you're a chicken anti or a deadbeat cocksucker
>>1269676ICQ is yab?
>>1269670Fuckin right. Get back here asap Ame.
>be orange weaboo>go to japan>forget mother toungeORANGE WOMEN DUMB
Grüezi
Another kino collab thanks to Kiara, Kneel /VTrannys/
>>1269670No, I miss the dagger
>>1269679Haato is not present
Holy shit this stream...it's taking all my willpower to keep from going insane with joy.
>>1269689That's clearly a hot dog.
SAVERUS SNAPESEVERUS SNAPESNAPE SNAPE
>>1269687Bro it's just backwards angry English it's that easy
why does Kiara still keep using the Australia joke?
>tfw took German for 3 years and I can barely understand Kiara's thick marble-mouthed accent
>>1269640Kiara teaches Gura dialectical materialism stream when?
>>1269415unironically people are usually waaay less educted on their mother tongue than their second/third/etc language
Kiara hat bestimmt die Hauptschule abgebrochen
What's the longest expression but shortest meaning in german?
>grirstiI have literally NEVER heard this word
>>1269688smart no, just not retarded, like Botan
>>1269688Botan
You guys realize Kiara was just trying to troll Gura with the Angel thing, right?
>>1269687ääääää
>>1269688My oshii is the smartest holo and also a based hagHAGLOVE!
>>1269688botan botan botaaaan...
Japanese is a much easier language to hear and repeat than German.
THEY ARE
>>1269722griaß di
>>1269434Visual proof that my stinky gamer wife is the strongest!
>>1269688Anya
>>1269688Nene.....
>>1269710DUMBLEDORE
GURA'S FANSERVICE
>>1269701tell me about it...
>>1269698>KFP screecher pushing tribalismsurprise
German scares me...
>>1269688Ina, quite easily, and Botan
>>1269688Botan seems pretty smart
>>1269686Now imagine how dirty it is
https://youtu.be/F01hqFWk6-Q7 persons waiting...What...
>>1269703Maybe if she would stop spiking my tinnitus it would be good
>>1269688
>>1269715this. for those of you who aren't aware, Austrian accent is pretty much the German equivalent of deep south redneck or cockney English
>DANCE AND PERFORM FOR ME AND YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER BANANA, MONKEYJesus Kiara, she's supposed to be your friend
>>1269679You can make an argument for any combination really. EN sets a very low bar.
>>1269387Forgot how to german in japan
>>1269725Sure but the Atlantic/Atlantis thing was real
>>1269686how fucking new
>>1269722butchered version of grüß dich
>>1269719eher sonderschule brudi
THICK TIES
>>1269434now at 14k
back of the knee maybe?
>>1269713They are not allowed to say where they live.
Under the knee maybe
>>1269686>googoo
Wait, this collab is pretty good.. Why do we hate Kiara again?
>>1269532See if making webm's of Ayame doing stuff with the other girls works
>Prounces Calves as CowesKiara...
Hello Gura's calves.
>>1269679What part of they are RETARDED SISTERS do you not understand?
>Under thighs>calvesKiara...
>>1269752it's because it's a terrible co-op game
>the lower thighs, below the knees
The fuck is she even talking about at this point?
>>1269701They are...
>Mating ritual
AUTSTRALIAN MATING DANCE WITH GURA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Ame is so wonderful!I can't wait to see her in the Ina collab and members stream. Hopefully she's in a joyful mood just like on Wednesday.
>>1269719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9HvS_niU50This would be a good song for next karaoke then
>MatingThis fucking erogaki...
THATS MY HORSE!
>Australian mating dance!GURA?
Why didn't this brat make a community post about appearing on Kiara's channel?
>>1269724Self delete?
>>1269679Yes and I love it
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH KIARA DOING A MATING DANCE WITH GURAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1269686Pretty sure she had blues at one point because she complained about how hard it was to tap quickly in Muse Dash with her previous keyboard.
>australian mating dancethis collab is beyond based
>>1269772yeah must be really hard to figure out where Kiara lives, Australia throws everyone off
Those noisesKiara...
They are...
>>1269687German is easy to learn, no way to get filtered.
>>1269775Because she's German.
fucking kek
kiara legs noises...bros i...
>>1269775IT'S THE OGANGE COLOR, IT MAKES ME HATE, TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>1269774almost based
Kiara's Bavarian?
>buwbwuwuwuwbwuwuuwuwuwbwubuwbuwuwbwuwbuwu
>>1269775It's funny but I'm beyond triggered by her thinking Atlantis is the Atlantic ocean and her pronouncing the letter q as "kwee"
>>1269752Comfy chat lets goooooooooo
>>1269803kek that was my first thought
>>1269775>we
>>1269745Don't worry they're all sissies and trannies now
>>1269688me
WTF
AUSTRALIAN MATING DANCE WITH GURA
KEK Holy fuck german bros, You guys are weird
APPLE
>>1269817retarded
I think Gura is going back to Atlantis after this stream
>>1269752pls finish hollow knight ina
>>1269686>Chumbabies didn't even watch gura's musedash streamYou can't make this shit up
>>1269387refugees in my house speak better german
smart shark!
>>1269805to make sure you follow her on twitter
>>1269793COLLABING SOMEDAY SOON I REALLY BELEEB... please..
>>1269723>>1269724>>1269727>>1269729>>1269746>>1269748Hagmind
FUCK CUNNY
>>1269805It was on her schedule already
>>1269715>Austrian accent on top of her chicken voice accent
>>1269805going to twitter and checking her schedule is the only way to be sure.
I'm a burger so I can't tell.German bros is Kiara a good german teacher?
>>1269686red switches suckt. custom keyboard with gateron black ink
>>1269817BROTHERS
>>1269806Too lewd mod killed it.
Jesus christ I can feel my IQ dropping the longer this goes on
This is a travesty of a kusostream and it's fantastic
>>1269793DUMB
appel
https://youtu.be/F01hqFWk6-QTHEYARE
>>1269844Incoming uooohs.
Kneel
>>1269775Because my ears haven't been exposed first-hand to the sound of her slapping her own calves.
>>1269686How new?
>>1269817hot
>>1269715isn't most internationally taught German Plattdeutsch? Austrian German is pretty close to Hochdeutsch, so that's probably why.
>>1269817coworkers
>That Kiara deep registerHoly shit she's losing it
I can't even tell what Gura's voice this is. Is this her best voice or is it debuff, it's like a hybrid of both.
>>1268979>mio>ritual posters bending the knee to SEAwhy?
>That oh my godTenchou don't sneak attack with the sexy voice
>>1269864No, but that's okay, nobody is. This language is fucking retarded.
Is she watching?
they are...?
>>1269858all hag
>apflewhere did the master race narrative come from again?
>>1269415You don't study your mother tongue like a secondary or tertiary language. You grow up with it and "feel" what is more or less correct most of the time. Assuming you are an native English speaker, try to imagine teaching something grammar and vocabulary rules.
ok, that was pretty funny, gura
>can you count past ten>neinwhy is this so funny
>Can you count past 10, Gura?>9Is Gura retarded?
SOON!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01hqFWk6-Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01hqFWk6-Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01hqFWk6-Q
>>1269869Iofi... save us...
>>1269844The fuck is this garbage
>OHHHH YOU CAN COUNT!>CAN YOU COUNT PAST....6 MILLION?U-UGH KFPBROS, WHAT DID KIARA MEAN??
>can you count to 6 million?
>>1269745ok jew
>>1269864I would say shes mediocre but she likes anal so shes fine
>>1269874Based
>>1269871Please update this as she gains more.
KIARA'S DEEP VOICE IS SEX
Speaking of germanEinstein=One stone
>>1269864No, not even remotely.
>Hi, how are you?
>>1269864Kiara is not good period
>>1269793Clinically retarded
>>1269817pretty fucking stupid desu
Hi
>>1267883H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>1269867Fucking for real? That pic has been posted 10,000 times already.. Get your shit together mods there was no tits or clits.
>>1269859Isn't that the point?
It's so easy to make Hitler jokes in the chat but I must refrain.
HI HOW ARE YOU
>>1269874I geh auf di knia
>>1269775>weChumbud here, always liked Kiara.
>>1269872GOOD FRIENDS
>>1269904FINALLY DEAD HOURS WILL END
>>1269859Yes please! T u T
>>1269905>>12699066 millionmind
what's wrong with the rigging on gura's new serafuku outfit? it literally looks like someone pasted a static clipart on top of her. it doesn't even fucking move. what the fuck
So how is the fanart going to be for this stream?
>>1269904>>1269895Wait did these girls actually back to back these streams
>>1269805>expecting Gura to implement best practices for YouTube engagement.This is the woman that didn't try to convert her 500K subs to Twitch viewers because she thought it was against YouTube rules.She needs a tardwrangler.>>1269863>>1269861We've seen how many people come in through twitter during Kiara's shadowban. Most are YT-only.
>>1269926Are you calling up my phone?
>>1269926fain sank you and yooou?
>>1269926Phone are you calling up my
>>1269921German anon sus
>>1269805doesnt want her channel to get shadowbanned for scummy practices which kiara does
>>1269931Do it here instead
>>1269894No it’s 6 am for her...
>>1269897Apfel
>>1269904>Sametori>InameBLESSED DAY
>>1269940plz unduhstand black company
>>1269889It's her "played too much Valheim and now I need to stream" voice
>>1269920>Are you calling up my phone?
>>1269905>>1269906solutionmind...
>>1269523
>>1269898That's no excuse for saying kwee.
>>1269805Community posts? From Gura?
>>1269889are people seriously still trying to push this gura debuff voice meme?
>>1269850It's Atlantic in English anon
>>1269890It's not his fault the meidos bent the knee to retards spamming reports
>>1269817Kiara's outfit looks kind of good there, like a weird stewardess uniform.
>>1269895FINALLY BROKEN OUT OF THEIR SHELLSONLY NEED A GOOD RAINFOREST COLLAB NOW
icht gut
>>1269889She just woke up, she's hungry, she didn't have her morning coffee.
>>1269895Collabs that got ruined by Mori!
>>1269947baby tell me what is wrong
>>1269906>>1269905Six million? No way. Like, maybe one or two million, sure. But SIX million? Not that fast.
>>1269844why is she so meaty
this collab will mog the iname collab
>>1269889Why the fuck are you still going with this schizo shit after being proven wrong multiple times by audio autist
>>1268865Hey me too!
>>1269940Her Papa just keeps getting worse at rigging.
>>1269940RIGGER HATE
>>1269919mono=onerail=rail
>>1269905>>1269906holomind
>>1269920Are you calling up my phone, baby tell me what is wrong
>>1269940Is this a joke
Hallo Bernd!
>>1269881checks out. i was taught high german and kiara's accent doesnt seem that bad to me.
>>1269904Is it not on Ame's channel?
In another timeline, Kiara is UOOOHing for Gura, and Gura is horny for fried chicken.
Is Kiara lagging? They're talking over each other too much.
>>1269962HOTTO DOGGU IS ENEMY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1269940cover is cutting corners on everything they can, Yagoo really wants that new Diamond encrusted bike
>>>it all makes sense
yeah you seem like a fifth grader Tenchou
>>1269978No shit, A Hat in Time is not a good stream game.
Gura................
Gura...
Gura????????
I'll never be able to take Austrians seriously after this
>>1269945>Battle Block Theater: New shitty indie games added to their pool>A Hat In Time: Back to back yeah Iname is more based
goorah...
>>1269978So the Iname collab will be worse than shit?
>>1269735
Gura is extra dumb today
>>1269853Those were privated 11 months ago.
INCOMING UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Gura....
FUNNY JOKES WITH GURA
>>1269937>FINALLY DEAD HOURS WILL ENDGura and Kiara are streaming, anon.
I physically facepalmed after hearing that from Gura
Kiara is dying
>>1269965It's not a meme, sometime she sounds very high pitched and loli. Sometimes she's bordering on deep and MILFy voice
Oh my fucking god
Gurachama....
>In Australia we only have grades One-to-Six>1, 2, 6? Where's the rest of them?Gura...
Kiara?????
Gura is adorable
What???
>>1269901Okay I was joking with this one but Gura just parsed "one to five" as "one two five"
Holy shit, these two are retarded.
i think shes retarded
My cute daughter can't be this retarded
KIARA YOUR BODY WON'T TAKE IT
Gooruh...
gomb...
>one to six>wheres the rest? two three for and five?MY SIDES
KIARA IS DYINGTHIS STREAM IS KINO
>>1269963Kiara is also a bit retarded.
why is kiara coming off too rude when she's mocking gura here?am I the only one who feels like this?there's only so much "lol you're dumb because you cant talk in german" that any audience can take?the laughter isnt helping. why?
>>1269940Yeah, guy couldn't even slap on some big fat loli tiddies onto it either.
I love gura so much
>Open stream>They talk german>A portal to the 10th circle of hell opens in the room >Kanata is still fighting Sans inside it
That panting is getting clipped
SHE IS SO FOOLISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY OSHI IS RETARDED LETS GOOOOO
>>1269929Yep. Unless I actually pressed the delete button in a schizophrenic attack.
Gwar Gaboomba...
GURAAAAA
What did Gura say?
BREATH KIARA BREATH
Kiara is kill.
>Gura making fun of Kiara's ESL
>1 to (2) 5Gura...
Chikin just came
That's one of the most retarded things Gura has said so far
Gura actually sub100 IQ
Goorruh...
She's obviously playing, but that was funny.
Gura and Kiara are extra dumb today.
>THAT HEAVY BREATHINGMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>1269987Filthy subhuman riggers. Someone get a knee on this rigger's neck!
Oh my blain...
I love Kiara's real laugh, it's very cute
What did Gura do?
Gura saves another collab
>>1270027i dont see anything on guras channel
>>1269916Finally, a decent foot pic.
Is Kiara is ogey?
I had to leave for a minute. What exactly happened?
chickenkeks what the FUCK is wrong with your oshi? honestly
Kiara... your TH pronunciation...
holy shit i'm fucking losing it
Oh no....she's retarded...
Is Kiara's retardation contagious?
That's a pretty bad joke Gura....
>>1270051>am I the only one who feels like this?yes
Gura is more retarded than usual today
>>1270082CHIMKIN NOOO! YOUR BODY WONT LAST
>>1270092RRAT
This fucking sped.
>>1269889It's her 64kbps Discord voice with a bandpass filter for compression.
I can't tell who is stupider anymore
>>1270089
>>1270034yeah, sure
>>1269825Atlantis was supposed to be located in the Atlantic ocean.
>>1270051You're an oversensitive autistic, yes.If she didn't like it she wouldn't be nearly doubling over in laughter
>>1270096>german>thAnon...
To be fair, 1 'through' 5 is the more proper way of putting it
KIARA PLEASE STOP BREATHING HEAVILY IN MY EAR IT'S DOING THINGS TO ME
>>1270099>joke
>>1270065>Kiara: We have the numbers 1 to 6>Gura: Where are the others? 3 4 5?>Kiara: wat>Gura: 1 2 6??I can't even tell if she's trolling
>>1270042I can't tell if she was trying to make a terrible joke orYeah no she's actually that fucking dumb holy shit I love my oshi.
>>1270051forget German, gura doesn't understand English
FUNNIEST MOMENT 2021
holy fuck gura
>>1270090>We have grades 1 to 5>Wait...where are the rest of them?
GURA IS RETARDED
>>1270093Yes
GOORUH...YOUR BRAIN REPS...
>>1269940Cover isn't doing so hot this quarter so they got Mori's newest mixer to do the rigging for the outfit
>>1270051Literally only you think this. Med anon.
GURA IS DRUNK
Do you guys think that Kiara's only doing this well numbers wise because of Gura?
I'm fucking dying
I watched Kiara twice. Once on her debut when I decided she wasn't my type of entertainer, and never tuned in to her stuff again (plus the gentle unsuscribe)And the second time was when my oshi Friend went to holotalk.In both instances her annoying voice, overly fake "energy" (shouting loud and talking fast don't make you funny or uplifting) made me regret tuning in; and in holotalk her total disregard for actually interacting in favour of turning every question into a "Let's talk about me then", definetely turned me off from her.I don't hate Kiara, but I also don't have to like her or support her. If she diossappears from Hololive tomorrow, I wouldn't bat an eye>inb4 "if you don't hate her why are you in this thread"It's really funny and I enjoy the shithousery that happens in EN threads>inb4 "Friend wouldn't be happy hearing you say that"I am not Friend and I don't represent her. That's like saying Haatons should behave like Haachama
I love these retards
>>1270096fick ties?
>>1270099she, uh, wasnt joking...
don't call Gura dumb Kiara...
>>1270051yes, you are the only one who thinks like this.also, she is retarded
jwu but what the fuck is this jenma stream
I'm starting to think she's not actually playing up this stupid routine
>Kiara disappointed in how stupid gura isSTOP KIARA!
Guys I'm fucking dying lets goooooooooooooo
>>1269916SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in a while
>Kiara taking Gura's joke seriouslyESL or retarded?
Smartest do dumbest HoloENIna=Ame=Mori >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gura=Kiara
>>1270123She sounded way too genuinely embarassed for it to be a troll
>>1270079He thinks she's joking. Her brain isn't working enough to be witty.
>>1270110They are amplifying each other
>>1270051meds
HOLY SHIT SHE'S RETARDED
Is Ina the smartest EN by default?
>Gura how can you be so dumb, so unintelligent? And you don't even read your superchats? Maybe you should graduate cunttoo far?
is she drunk?
>didn't understand what the joke was either, and was genuinely wondering why they didn't have grades 3 or 4>nervous laughter as i waited for hlgg to explain it to mei need my buckshot meds
>WHY DID YOU GUESS SUCH A STUPID IDEAThe Europeans are soooo direct, not puling punches. I love me chickun!
>>1269996It was last time, she's probably just procrastinating.
GEHT SOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1270095IS THERE A PROBLEM?
>there are anons missing out on this kino out of retarded hatred for chickenget filtered fags
>open stream>kiara is numberfagging>close stream
>>1270140No. She did about as well with Ame.
>>1270123I don't think she's trolling...
>>1270077>sub 50 IQFTFY
My face hurts from laughing
Gura is so dumb and I love her more every day
>>1270164>joke
>>1270139ON MY JUICE
Gura is LITERALLY retarded
>>1269793MONEY MILKING MACHINES
>>1270145lol
>>1270108i agree. there is way too little room echo for the lack of low end to be caused entirely by mic placement.
>>1269519V-VOD views will be good... y-you'll see...
>>1270145her laugh, I cant take it.its so ...fake
>>>
1, 2, 5
>>1269464no
KIARA AND GURA ARE ENTERTAINING AS FUCK TOGETHER WTF
>>1270184<<<
>>1270145why are you so obsessed with her then?
I can feel my brain cells dying....Kino
>>1270123That's a pretty good joke
>>1270124>>1270149anons... you are as retarded as Kiara if you think she wasn't joking...
>>1269898you are right. I would sound like Kiara if I tried to teach English
>>1270175GURA STOP POSTING AND FOCUS ON THE CLASS YOU DUMB BRRAT
>>1270145nice blog
>>1270145Thanks for your thoughtful blog
>>1270160Ame is smart with some stuff but really dumb with other things.Ina = Mori > Ame = Kiara > Gura
>>1270167WHICH ONE?
Just explain it to her properly Tenchou, jesus christThis laughing is obnoxious as fuck, she clearly wasn't following you
>>1270145ogey
The years of drinking really fucked Gura over.....
>>1270145Not liking an Holo is fine, but now that you made this retarded blogpost nobody gives a shit about you're forced to either like Kiara or fuck off forever. Choose wisely.
>>1270077Anon that's still average...
>>1270156Both!
I WANT TO PRAISE THIS MESUGAKI UOOOOOHHHHH
Guys, seeing as a lot of holos are doing their language reps, Towa will surely be inspired to finally do her eigo reps, right?R-right?
>Gura getting brattyThis collab is really picking up I love this
>Wake up>See this TakoWhat do?
>>1270129That's pretty funny
>>1270160Ina>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ame=Mori=Gura=KiaraIna is not even my oshit btw.
>>1270051i think this is just how kiara kids around with people.
tired, hungry, no coffee brain is really powerful
>>1270209UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH GURA FEET
>>1270183Can't really say it's kino desu. Guras employing old venti tier stupidity. The thing that's fun is everyone's going for it (again).
>>1270094You missed the highligt of the stream and posibly the funniest shit this week, don't worry it will be clipped to hell. Just search for "Gura can't count"
>>1270171Ina and Ame are both equally smart.
>>1270175No wonder why she can't german Goorah, stop posting here
>>1270095Arguably the most retarded in EN, still my oshi.
>>1270145how do i unsubscribe from your blog?
>>1270164Germans take everything seriously
>>1270140yes, but they can barely hear Gura and Kiara voice is like a needle through your skull so it could be better
>>1270173Nah, that's just Kiara being realistic.
>>1270145>That's like saying Haatons should behave like HaachamaBut both only live to create schizo narratives
I love my dumb oshi
I'm still choking over that dumb joke. Goddamn bless you two
>hehe fag
>>1270200Wait, do you think 15,000 people aren't good views?Anon, the top 1% of streamers have 251 concurrents. She's literally in the 0.1% of most successful streamers. Everyone in Hololive is.
>>1270237>Tortellini...
>>1270145>I'm not reading all that>I'm happy for you tho>Or sorry that happened
hehe fag
>>1270240take my SAN pills
>>1270197I know Gura... I know... Just do your best...
>>1268911I like all of EN.
>hehe fach>BECAUSE OF FACK?
>>1270160Morichama’s too high bro..
>leiblingsfachuoh
>>1270058>>1270122I hope someone here managed to clip that
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
I can almost hear her brain fuses snapping and burning.
>>1270240Will she eat all the eggs?
>>1270236I wonder when the teacher will punish the brat
>>1270237Maybe...
>>1270237Tower...
>>1270223I'm in the same boat, its coming off as rude now. there is a limit to trashing people's IQ even as banter
blaubros ww@
English just took German and made it better.
>>1269793triggers of SEA schizophrenia like the song "My Way"
>>1270145Thanks for the blog but I don't really care fag
>>1270286I don't know about brains but my fucking face nerves are frying from laughter
>>1270160Mori>Ina=Ame>Gura>KiaraThis is the objective list.
FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE GURA WAS ON, GOD DAMMIT WHY IS IT ON SO EARLY
>>1270241Ina gets placed on Mori and Ame's level because she's a gambling addict and FF14fag
>>1270240Take meds...
To be fair, Kiara should've said 'through' instead of 'to' for clarity.
>>1270286someone post shark brain
>>1270240
When will Mori play Guilty Gear again?
You'd think that numberfags would get bored after doing the same routine every day for 6 months, they are either really dedicated or really pathetic
1 2 5, but where are 3 and 4???
>>1270181fucking based
>>1270223>>1270296You people don't have friends
>>1270237Why? You're just gonna SC and member her anyway.
>>1270145Been a while since I saw this pasta
>>1270278I disagree.
>>1270160Not even closeIna>>>>>>>>>Ame>Kiara=Mori>Gura
>>1270237>Implying toblerone will ever learn your filthy gaijin language
>Fall BlauGura, you're not suppose to bring that up
>>1270260kiara is way too close to her mic, or has her bass rolloff switch disabled, too.
>>1270237maybe
Is something wrong with Kiara's voice? It sounds deeper than usual.
>>1269752This is getting delayed. Where is the tweet?
>>1270199Meds dude. Her laugh right now was so real she literally couldnt breathe.
what is German for ants, Kiara, I watched a documentary once
Any germanbros in here? Rate kiara's fluency in german
>>1269940It’s kind of dumb. They probably spent a shitload on it, too.
>>1269913
Maybe Gura will learn better with a dick up her sexy cunny!*opens zipper*
>>1270336>>1270332
Shark smart!
>>1270240Looks like my sanity reps aren't working
>>1270312https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
its gross?ewwww
>>1270145>Friend posting>its shitevery fucking time
Mein Gehirn ist sehr groß~~
>>1270303by adding french?
>>1270145>"Let's talk about me then", definetely turned me off from her.>blogposts
>>1270332is it because she's really excited?
>>1270322If she said "1 through 5" I would have understood immediately. Puris andasttan
>>1270336The air is thicker in Europe compared to Japan
>>1270342see >>1269852
>1 to 6>1 2 6Is Gura making the next "Who's on first"?
>>1270237https://streamable.com/0kqv6d
>the apple rolling off gura's head before kiara decides she should have it
>>1269752No please....play a different game Ina
I like Sametori but this collab lost me. Not really funny.
>>1270313That doesn't make her dumb, that just humanizes her.
Dummkopf!
>>1269754maybe you should see a doktor
>>1270324How new?
>>1270342High school dropout tier, not even joking
>>1270321They see the post numbers going up...
>>1270342Austria/10
Double Boke is the best
>>1269940Cover ran out of cash please undastan
>>1269904>still nothing on ame's channelWAKE UP AME
>>1270342second languages on the brain/10
>>1270237She'll do them right after she gets her credit card sorted so she can get those crane prizes for Rurudo and Kanata.
>>1270382Thx Doc!
Is Gura drunk? I can barely understand what she is saying
This is just rude, rolling Rs are almost impossible for those who haven't been taught them from a young age
DANKEY SHAWN
>>1270362She said this, but her TH pronunciation is sheisse
>>1270379just like everyone else's flaws tako
>>1270329I just want to see my oshii be as cute as Noel doing her eigo reps
>It's been 43 minutes already
>>1270342ösi/10
friends completely erotic and delicious body....
>>1270336She just had sex
>>1270223You don’t have any friends do you? Gura loves this kind of ribbing
Im feeling Feeling Dank.
Feeling dank bros
>>1270145>I am not Friend and I don't represent her. That's like saying Haatons should behave like HaachamaSounds pretty based to me. Pretending as if using a image means that you always need to represent that chuuba/fanbase is retarded.Rest of your post is shit though.
Gura doesn't watch chikim...
Gura singing danke schoen when?
>>1270382
That's it? 45 minutes?
>>1270210Anon... you are as retarded as Gura if you think she was joking.
a veeder zayne
>>1270380Strohkopf
>>1270393You know she's not going to wake up until 5 minutes before the stream, and delay the stream 5-15 minutes to take a shower.
Surprised Kiara didnt double down and try to teach both Anya and Gura german at the same time.
>Thank you for the red superchat!No Kiara, not you as well!
Dankey?
>>1270383
Kiara a cute
What is she doing right now?
>>1270398Her volume is too low.
>>1270398That just means she is speaking German correctly
>>1270398she jwu or tired cause she didn't get sleep
KIARA HATE
>>1269852kek
>>12704201 hour
>thanking akasupas during a collab
>>1270382Feeling dank, doc
>>1270398she's just mixed too low
Ok, NOW she has no excuse for not thanking superchats.
>>1270420her roommate wants to sleep
OH NO, KIARA THANKED AN AKA DURING A COLLABKFP GONNA DEFEND THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wj34HbOLWcayamy mama drawing gura tonight!
>>1270328This is actually the most accurate. I love my boy but anyone who thinks Mori is near Ina’s level of smart doesn’t watch her streams.
>>1270425>>1270424PARDUUUUUUUUN?????
>>1270432Welcome!
No Kiara having a Japanese keyboard makes you a fucking weeb.
>>1270408what the HECK
>>1270400Well anon, can you?
>>1270411Fucking friend!Impregnating her!Leaving her alone with the child because we're just friends!
>>1270398Discord is dropping packets to Europe
>>1270342As good as coco's english and miko's japanese
WHY HASN'T AME SCHEDULED HER FOOKIN STREAM YET
>>1270145listen up you fucking imbecile. i've fucking had it with your autistic fucking hatred for kiara. every single fucking time it's the same fucking thing. do you never get bored being a retard? it doesnt matter what she does, you've got a stick up your retard ass that will make you schizo out at her at every opportunity. she literally does the same exact thing that every other vtuber does and you still single her out to shit on her because you're a stupid cunt with a bone to pick. the frog thing is just one example. oh hey, polka made a silly video! that's so quirky and cute! oh, hey, nene did it to! oh, look, a whole slew of holos are making quirky, short videos! but then kiara does it, and all of a sudden it's a fucking underhanded attempt by her to exploit her fanbase and leech views from her senpais. shut the fuck up you autistic cunts. you absolute fucking idiots. i hate every single one of you. then you come into the threads when people rightfully call you out on singling out kiara for no reason and scream about how kfp is the worst fanbase and cant take criticism. the reason kfp hates your guts isn't because you never shut the fuck up with your autistic narratives about how shes actually an evil, manipulative numberfagging bitch who has some sort of secret agenda. at least be fucking honest about why you dont like her instead of pretending she's some vile creature. we get it, you don't like her voice or her content or her personality or anything about her, you don't need to fucking broadcast it 24/7 to this fucking thread like some weirdo freak who doesn't have anything better to do in his spare time. are you autistic? retarded? special? all of the above? i swear to god if i could smash all of your brainlet skulls in with a basedball bat i would do it without a single shred of remorse. nothing is more sacred in this world than ridding it of troglochild shitposters. nothing of value would be lost. i would be actively adding value to this world by ridding it of you autistic fucks. this has frankly gotten ridiculous at this point. you've polluted every single possible milestone now with your retarded rrat that she's some numberfag obsessed cunt when in reality her talking about numbers is maybe 0.1% of her entire content. half of the numberfag discussion surrounding her is just this fucking thread making up dumbass rrats about how she's angry that hinotori didn't get to 1 million views before some other song did, or how her new song is doing badly numbers-wise. at the end of the day, the truth is that she works extremely hard, and it's infuriating to see a bunch of children who do nothing but drool at their desks and jack off every day even for a second IMPLY that she doesnt deserve every inch of her success. maybe its projection, and you're just angry at seeing someone working hard instead of putting out the absolute minimum amount of content to keep you limp-dicked freaks entertained. guess what, though, there are some of us that appreciate a fiery (lol) personality and are more than glad to give our support to someone who actively puts effort into her streams. yeah, no shit she's worried about views; she wants to know what kind of content we like to watch, and wants to model her channel to suit her viewership because she's so grateful to all of us. we bring joy into her life, she brings joys to ours. there's nothing more beautiful than that. of course, you autistic fucks wouldn't know love if it bit you right in the ass. why are you even in this thread? i cant believe we've fallen this fucking far where she can't even upload a funny 8 second video without you incomplete human beings bitching and moaning about it and trying to create some sort of idiotic narratives. im glad that her continued popularity and the presence of her fanbase in this threads makes you seethe. i hope it really infuriates you. i hope it makes you punch your wall in absolute fury as you realize your rants haven't stopped a single superchat. you certainly havent stopped me from going to listen to one of her songs or watching one of her streams, and i will use that power to its fullest extent. i actively rewatched a few of her streams just now just to spite you and give her a few more views. i hope she talks about numbers as well after this, just so you can seethe that little bit harder about her, you stupid fuck. i hate you all so much, but at least i can take solace in the fact that you lost this one, and you will lose the next one, and the one after that. because guess what? kiara isn't going anywhere. she won't stop making videos, won't stop having fun and making money, no matter what you do. all you can do is impotently post doxxes and pictures of sumo wrestlers from your run-down, rat infested shack, before crying yourself to sleep after grappling with miserable thoughts about how much of a fucking loser you are for hours on end. maybe tomorrow will be different. maybe you'll take a shower.
>>1270431>expecting anons to know how friendship works, or falseflaggers not to falseflag
>>1270434none of your business
>>1270398She tries to speak German.
>>1270380Butterbirne
>GuhENTER
>>1270400>He can't roll his Rs Retard
>>1270432based
>>1270432Danke schoen
>>1270428Might as well get Iofi to help teach
>>1270296Do you actually have no friends/are autistic?
Imagine being fluent in 3 completely different languages, Kiara must be really intelligent
>>1270453
>>1270424>>1270425I can see Mori saying this exactly that way
Ina is PM'ing Ame on discord and trying to call her right now.Gambare Ina!
>>1270425oh kyrie
>hungrickaustrians are autismo
You guys don't ACTUALLY believe there's such thing as a German language, do you?Are you really falling for this? Come on, now, we all know what language they're REALLY speaking.
>>1270432Welcome new egg!
>>1270467Damn, this copypasta again.t. KFP
>>1270434Gura really doesn't have great aptitude for language, no wonder it's taking her a while to learn the basics. Is this an American blindspot?
Mommy Kiara!!!
>>1270425Sasuguh morichama!
>>1270432Willkommen am cult.
>>1270467https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>1270467based employee
>>1270393She did this last time too
They cute.
Gura is a CHILD
>>1270467Oh I remember that day....
>>1270467
>>1270382Danke Herr Doktor.
>>1270469Gura's German is a disaster. See her o tannenbaum attempt.
>>1270467Ogey
>>1270453sex
>>1270467ok
>that's not allowed in the school systemGuraaaaaa
>Ina about to start later nerds
Gura came out of Kiara's cloaca...
>>1270342Horrible. Gura's learning German from a middle schooler basically
Polka loves (You)!
>>1270379Being a gachafag inherently makes you a dumb person.t. recovered gachafag
>>1270481>german and english>completely different
GURA IS THROWING A TANTRUM
THEY
>>1270481>3 completely different languagesI will give you japaneseBut english and german are both germanic languages
house arrest with Kiara!
>>12701451) No one gives a shit about you2) Take your meds
>>1270486>now you hear mori saying dankey shawn and arse landurs
HOUSE ARREST WITH KIARA!
>Do you wanna have house arrest?MY CHICKEN IS SUCH AN ESL HOLY SHIT
>>1270427You’d think she’d at least have enough respect to be on time for collabs.
THEY FUCKIN'
>>1270467I love this pasta
Singing Ahoy, get in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ozLVMjz_Kg
GURA AQUARIUMS ARE FESTERING PRISONS OF INIQUITY YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
>>1270379Bro. I'm a gacha addict but I'll admit it as well
>>1270428She wouldn't be able to wrangle two brrats at the same time
Why does Ame self-sabotage herself so often by refusing to put of streams early?
>Ooooooohh>That's not allowed in the school systemI died laughing at that, how did Kiara not react at all
>One week?>We can do more>Thank youGura wants to be babied by Kiara for more than a week.
Does Ame have the POV for the collab up yet?
SEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>>1270496german is a very hard language to learn, also very ugly
Did gura just quietly say she's "been there" after house arrest was brought up??
Kiara is gayer than usual.
>>1270546Lazy
>Kiara living with Gura for one weekThis chicken wont survive...
>>1270554Yes
Images.
>>1270537I actually laughed out loud. It's not even that funny, I love these retards.
>>1270547ESL please understand.
>>1270398Maybe? Kiara did call her and Ame a drunkard at the start so it could be. Or maybe she was playing Valheim for 10 hours. Or maybe she J**. Or maybe she's sad and depressed and forgot to take her meds. Or maybe she just isn't feeling like using her normal voice. Or maybe she doesn't exist and it's just Kiara doing voices for Gura
>>1270505uoh
>>1270546Can't put up streams when you're sleeping
>>1270554it's a joke about staying at home all the time
>>1270543Fish are food.
>>1270547Explain the joke Ameribros please.
>>1270528ON HOUSE ARREST FOR PETTY THEFT AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT
My oshi will fuck every member in hololive and the is nothing you can do to stop her
>>1270544>>1270519No, you guys were just dimbasses before your gatcha addiction.
>>1270554She basically lives like she's under house arrest anyway
I FUCKED BIRD
Hi fucked
>>1270546She got tired of dealing with prechat.
SHARKFUCK
FAKT SHARKS
>>1270400I learned how to do it in 9th grade Spanish class
>>1270554I'm gonna have to rewatch this stream. I feel like ive missed so many good gura jokes.
Hai, FUCKED
>Hai Fakt
>I fucked
>>1270432Dank Shion!
SHE FUCKS
>>1270573>gatchagotcha!
heh, hi fucked
>reads Fakt>starts laughingWhy is she good at acting like a brrat?
>Hai fucked!
>>1270145dangerously based
>>1270560Everyone is in house arrest in Burgerland.
>>1270548I have a feeling Kiara would whip Gura into shape pretty quickly
GET SHARK FUCKED
>>1270546I had thought she was getting more on track with that for a bit, but yeah she kind of regressed. She'd do herself better to schedule the streams early and actually tweet it out on time instead of right when the stream is starting.
>>1270572can I watch?
>shadow banned again for excessive cursing
>>1270572>Implying I want to
Gura has the humor of a 12 year old boy!
>Good fuckKiara teaching Gura fuck
>>1270568If you need any proof that anons are severely autistic, missing that joke would be it.
Fakt = LOVE
>>1270551I found it easier than other languages as it sounds like and shares a lot of rules with English.
>>1270240Never consume medication again.
>>1270546She’s being a lazy brat again but Teamates will call her based for intentionally nerfing herself or something.
>haha she said the fuck word>I'm gonna TEACH you some fuck words in a momentKiara WHAT
>I'm gonna teach you some fuck words ion a moment
>>1270519She has unlimited money and nothing to spend it on, might as well play some gacha
>>1270572Nice
>>1270584i feel like i need to draw a ton of fader automation to make gura loud enough to hear without kiara deafening me
GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURA IS SUCH A FUCKING MESUGAKI!
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
>You guys are like "hahaha she said the fuck word" I'm going to teach you some fuck words in a minute!
>>1270595>acting
>I'm gonna teach you some fuck words
>>1270505a SEXY child
>im gonna teach you some fuck words
>>1270546Too busy getting blacked
>fuck wordswhat kind of fuck words
>Hai FaktThat sounds like Gundam name.
>I'm gonna teach you some fuck words in a secondGoddamn, chicken.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH EROTIC CHICKEN
>>1270542I thought this was going to be a shitpost about Korone's superchat reading and her sea shanty music playing from the game.
>I'm gonna teach you some fuck words in a minuteTHEY ARE
>>1270595Because she isnt acting
THEY ARE GOING TO FUCK
>>1270591Yeah with me
LOS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHTS
>>1270514if this is the bad ending I wonder what the good one is
>>1270328>>1270160>>1270310>>1270241>>1270221>Ina>smartSomething tells me you guys haven't watched her play Hollowknight
KIARA THE SHADOWBAN GODS PLEASE
>>1270572>gura is really a harlot I don't know how to feel about this.
>>1270572Why would I want to stop her. She is an apex predator after all
>>1270554Those drugs don't move themselves
>>1270637It's not stupid enough.
>>1270546She's depressed anon, give her a break
i want Kiara to teach me some fuck words
>>1270595She's a literal womanchild
>>1270641SEXY AS FAHKT
>>1270634
>>1270595kusogaki
I want to go to Gura's house...
>>1270636>oh ja die poopfarten macht mir sehr haart
>Kiara is Humu HumuingThe infestation is spreading, goodOur two houses will come together, KFP
MESUGAKI MESUGAKI
>>1270579Just close it then.
Why do germans even have a word for shark? They don't even have beaches
>>1270650Feelin' dank.
>>1270641Getting demonetized!
Does being an ESL really make you miss a lot of jokes?
Dagger reclining!
FUCK SHARKShttps://files.catbox.moe/k2unpw.jpg
>>1270656>>1270657actingmind
>>1270607Called it. The ADL will hear about this
Kiara going to Gura's house!
>>1270514Fucking kek I haven't seen any natural visual humor from Korone like that since Pepsiman
This chicken needs to get laid so, SO badly.
>>1270595unironically Autism
*** woke **, German speakers, what's the difference between "danke schoen", "danke seh" and "vielen dank"? I'm guessing the level of formality?
>>1270679Haista vittu
>>1270672You joke but Kiara will teach Gura some shit humor.
>>1270669kek
THE IMAGESLOTS
>>1270160Ina - POWERGAP - Mori/Ame - MASSIVE POWERGAP - Kiara/Gura
>>1270561POL!
Kiara's voice is literally giving me a headache
>>1270653Comparatively to other HoloEN. If you think that was bad, imagine the rest of them playing HK.
>Lets go to Gura's houseUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH CHICKIN
66 minutes...
it's so nice of Gura to collab with the least popular girls of so many generations
>it's taking a bit more time than i thought it would... ha ha...does kiara want to be here?
>>1270579What happened? Didn't she have it member's only?
>>1270679CardsharksLandsharksAnd many more
>>1270636The good kind
Use up those image slots!
>>1270595>Acting
>>1270345
AHOY
>>1270685TuT
>>1270669Why are my people like this
>>1270675N-no I don't want to join the WAH spam...
KIARA I CBA TO FIND AN APPROPRIATE PLACE TO PUT THIS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!
>>1270717I mean yes but she had planned for an hour.Yabai
Why has Ame not done a karaoke stream for so long? Nobody wants to watch her play mario or apex they just want to spam gosling images while listening to her sing
Of all the things to copy from JP why did Kiara pick the FINAL DESTINATION, 1 HOUR ONRY.
gura's kopf and ballst tortüre
>>1270705What about em?
>>1270675I LOVE INAt.kfp
>>1270554Haven't we all?
LOOK LOOOOOOOOOOK AT IIIIIITTTTTTTT
>>1270709how new?
>>1270684sharkbuff
>>1270653Every girl sucks at games
>>1270572Please yes
>>1270699vielen dank is a bit more formal, the others are interchangeable
IMAGES NOW
>>1270679>What is the baltic seaAnon, I...
Why doesn't she want to go over an hour? Keep going please
>>1270699Not even level of formality besides maybe "Vielen Dank"
is Gura always this boring?
>>1270684>relining>double her weekly subs in a single dayHuh?
>>1270679We have beaches though
>>1270717does gura even want to be there?
DON'T YOU DARE WASTE THOSE IMAGE SLOTS!
>>1270546Because she's a based anti-numberfag
>>1270145Spoil your shit next time fag i don't come here to subscribe to your blog
>you know the apfel sturdelthe no one?
>>1270716I see the takodachi are getting uppity again.
>>1270675Only cute litte takos allowedKeep the tall fuckers far away
>>1270665literally in a literal sense
>>1270679Geography-chama...
>>1270653The fact that Ina is the smartest HoloEN should tell you something about the others
forehead!
>>1270742tower babel...
Gentleman, we have images left to post.
>>1270609that's why she works so well with Mori, who is 14
>1270145This is why people should do their archive reps
>>1270736Are you not a member?
Will Gura even remember any of this?
>>1270653In comparison to the rest of the ENs, Ina is a genius.
Use images
>>1270726my oshi might be retarded but at least she has 3 appels
>>1270735I'M ALSO RETARDED
I feel like a master of Australian right now, thanks for the classes Kiara
>Gura watched Inglorious Basterds
IMAGES
claiming an image slot for Reine
Why is Kiara so terrified of saying the word "Austria"?
Hallo an alle freunde von /hlgg/!
Image!
It's nice to see Kiara care so much about "Australia", someone has to
>>1270782True
>>1270756It's almost 11PM in australia and her roommate wants to sleep without hearing the chicken voice.
>>1270716fuck you nanora
Ina ina ina!
>>1270665Very true
THE IMAGES
USE THE DAMN IMAGES
>>1270762>>1270684My brain derped, I meant inclining.
I LOVE GURA
>>1270705HERE HAVE A HAG
GURA LOVE
KIARA, YOU ARE MY LAST HOPE
>>1270755AHHH
>>1270815She can cope and seethe then
https://youtu.be/RQOE6Z1ajYchttps://youtu.be/RQOE6Z1ajYchttps://youtu.be/RQOE6Z1ajYc
chiggers
Kiara fattening Gura up, eh?
>>1270738Fuck i have no clue
>gurra will eat kiaras schnizel
YAB
>>1270756Haachama went over an hour once, look where she is now
>>1270736Probably waiting until after the move to do a public one so her shitty neighbor stops banging on the wall. That's why she's okay with doing them for members, cause she's more comfortable with investigators.
>>1270745I'M SO FUCKING GLAD THE HEIMIN ARE OUT IN THE OPEN HERE BECAUSE I LOVE KANATA!
>>1270699Yeah kinda. Vielen Dank is a bit distanced but no one really gives a shit which one you use. A regular Danke is totally fine.
>>1270699Danke schön=Most formalDanke sehr=Both formal and informal, literally means "Thank you very much"Vielen Dank=Also both formal and informal, literally means "Many thanks"
Kiara got Gura to say dick jesus....
Fickschnitzel Gura!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQOE6Z1ajYcit's up>sherlock.png
>eat my dick, my schintzel
>Eat my dick some schnitzel
someone post the Rushia misleading thumbnail pic
so are Ina and Ame going to actually use the Coop mode or are they going to keep forcing the 50 player speedrun mode
>>1270811FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
Kiara gives off some strong oji-san vibes...
Reminder that there will be a mass WAH in about 8 minutes.Be prepared. Go hide.
EAT MY DICK SCHNITZEL
kiara's schnitzel...
yab
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>Fuckshnitzel
GURA'S GONNA GOBBLE KIARA'S THICK, AUSTRIAN SAUSAGE UOOOOOOOHHHHHH
This collab isn't very seiso
>>1270679Bist du behindert?
FUCKING STOP KIARA
Please just let Gao Googoo stream Valheim... we could get 4+ hour streams... onegai...
>>1270817[REDACTED ] catto!!!
i love you, gura!!!
>>1270756AME INA COLLAB YOU IDIOTSHE DOESN'T WANT TO OVERLAP
>fickschnitzeloh no
Why is Kiara acting like 'streusel' is a crazy word that doesn't exist?
>>1270804Hitler is YAB
FICKSHNITZEL
>>1270858Radda radda
I love you, Gura!