/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

teach her how to cook

Kill myself. I will not tolerate her being with a man even if that man is me.

>>12661943
I wish Cover would allow offline collabs with fans. At least as once in a lifetime thing.

>>12661943
>how it would be entertaining
it would not.

>>12662058
respect. that's what a real man should always do.

>>12661943
>Describe what you would do
Strip Poker, I lose on purpose
>how you would react
I poop on the floor
>how it would be entertaining
I poop on the floor

>>12661943
I would graduate because I don't want my oshi to collab with a m*le

>>12661943
I'd teach Astel how to sing the best songs from the Heathers musical phonetically and it's entertaining because I'm funny and astel likes english musicals.

>>12662058
Based

I'd prefer something more zatsudan or a table top game. That allows you to talk to them more in in-depth and for longer.

>>12661943
Shiko shiko contest with Life-sensei!

>>12661943
Ui-mama
I rape her

>>12662465
No

>>12662516
I’ll rape you too anon

>>12661943
Sauce on pic?

>>12661943
I'm a man anon, do you think my cute blonde retarded daughter would be comfortable enough to be around me? Of course not, I would never want to put her out of her comfort zone no matter what.
Therefore I'll do as >>12662058 said and also kill myself.
But it really differs from one oshi to another, if my oshi was Ayame for example I'd harass the fuck out of her, practically verbally raping her in front of her paypig, seeing them seethe with reddit would be a treat for the ages

>>12662114
> Once in a lifetime
> ONLY One event
So excluding you?

>>12662617
僕のお尻

>>12662114
If your oshi is towa and you like apex, if you ended up in her team she will give you secret jerk off instructions

>>12661943
Playing game with my oshi - she won all but 1 pity win for me
Teasing her - she roasts me to the bone
Singing with her - she remind me how much of a failure I am
Roleplaying - She can shut me down anytime
I don't feel so good bros...

>>12662742
"cum 2 me. cum 2 me CUM 2 ME FAGGOT" I barely lasted a minute, team wiped fast though

>>12662058

>>12661943
ok, let's just assume that my oshi (who has graduated) never graduated and has continued to be active this whole time.
I'm not entertaining, i'm boring. I think the best thing we could do together would be to play some TF2. she was really good at overwatch so getting her the basics of tf2 (with it's inherent randomness) could hopefully make for a decently entertaining stream.
She was kind of a bro and i've directly interacted with her before so i wouldn't freak out too bad on stream (i think, although i'd definitely be surprised to hear about the opportunity)
and there's no real way to mitigate the seethe of the community knowing that I'm playing with her. i'd just have to do my best to keep it relevant to the game or the standard community memes that we had so they don't think she's a slut whore for collabbing with a m*le (although they still will anyway)

man i wish artia could come back

>>12663011
Get ready for the hate, anon.

>>12661943
I would cry on stream

>>12661943
>YOU (You) have scheduled a collab with your oshi as a vtuber
Damn, I'm moving up in the world
>Describe what you would do
Try and find a game or activity that she can easily do and would be fun for the audience, while giving us both enough time to interact with each other and chat.
>how you would react
I would be happy, but act professionally
>and how it would be entertaining
My oshi is the greatest so anything she does is top tier entertainment
Although the truth it is that my idol-loving oshi would rather fake sickness than collab with a male.

>>12662850
Cometbro?

>>12661943
What I would do: Play some co-op puzzle game like ibb & obb to have something mildly challenging yet not intense running while having a nice conversation.
How I would react: Immediately spill my spaghetti the moment she opens her mouth, singing her praises to the point of putting her off and have her never interact with a fan of hers ever again.
How it would be entertaining: Well if you like cringe then there you go.

>>12662058
do idoltards really

>>12662550
Yes

>>12661943
Fuck datamining threads. I don't consult until doge catapults.

>>12663011
chink

>>12662058
Based purist retard

>>12661943
>Play with her
Nipples
>I would react by being
Horny
>Entertaining?
Other fans would seethe hearing my Oshi moan while i lick n nimble her Oishi tkb's

>>12661943
I'm playing clubhouse51 Othello and cheating with a computer. It's much faster and agreeable than chess and the sexual tension that existed in the Hoshikawa (I think?) And Kanae game where he dominated her is something I want quite badly.

>>12664717
The only issue is my true oshi might be too retarded to understand that she is losing. But this is what I'd do with anyone else.

>>12661943
I would destroy her ass in 1v1 in apex so hard that she won't play the game ever

>>12661943
We're doing fucking UCoB, and I don't give a fuck how entertaining it is to fucking minecraft babies.

>>12662058

My oshi is Towa so i couldnt make it interesting because it would just be Apex

>>12662699
cmon man don't do that to the poor EOP.
Real sauce is 俺のけつ

>>12661943
My oshi is Mori and I would lament because I know I can't carry her in a collab 1 on 1. The collab will be her worst yet.

If I had a semblance of social skills I probably wouldn't be here

>>12662058
The only based unicorn

>>12672441
Can I eat your sauce it sounds tasty

>>12661943
>IRyS
mating press ASMR i guess

>>12661943
>what you would do,
Play Ringu Fitto Adobenchya desu~

>how you would react
We both work a sweat, hear each other's sexy loud moans, and bond through the power of suffer exercise.

>and how it would be entertaining.
Jerk-off material for the whole family desu~. I'll happily allow (You)/(anons) to self insert as (Me)

>>12673004
>sexy moans
Proofs?

>>12673069
>On /vt/
>Wants to be spoon-fed
Okay. Search this on youtube: Vtuber Ring Fit adventure filter; (Playlists)

>>12673906
I think they were asking for proof that anon can moan sexily

>>12673953
>>12673906

>I think they were asking for proof that anon can moan sexily
This. Anons always talk big but never deliver.

>>12673953
Fruitless concern and extremely gay as fuck. Politely tell anon to seek help.

>>12662058
the ultimate unicorn , I kneel

>>12662058
Is this the final form of the unicorn...?