/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

yeah that shadilay guy is cringe

Stardew addiction is way better than APEX, you should count yourselves lucky

I missed you so much, Kiki...

Have a comf...

https://files.catbox.moe/ilmygo.mp4

To the guy asking about duplicates, I copied and pasted a block of comments in chat, deleted the messages and just left the names. There is no conspiracy behind the list chill.

>>12658876
Nobody cared who he was until Schindler made the list

>>12658876
there are several schizos around atm dont know where they were the past few days probably just got off their 3 day mandated vacations

>>12658876
scary.

I wonder how kiki would feel if she knew that I jack it to her streams?

>>12659079
Good thing I didn't show you my spreadsheet.

>>12659144
May i see the spreadsheet?

AAAAAAAA SEEEX
SEX WITH KIKI
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

For your voice the best remedy is having warm water but not too hot with a bit of honey, also having a bit of down time after using it too much

never in my life would i think kiki listens to Orchid!

>>12659388
This. I used to have a lot of issues with throat inflammation and this helped every-time. Cinnamon also helps reduce throat pain.

Judging by his thread activity, I have a sneaking suspicion that Fubuki avatarfag is German

Kiki's voice she put on earlier sounded identical to Tara Strong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmXeH_2XIww

bros i've been mute for 12 years

>>12659508
For real? How are you even able to work?

>>12659508
how does it feel? is it good or bad?

kiki is doing everything to kill her voice and is wondering why she can't do metal screams

Semen is good for the throat but it's a rare type that only comes from me don't worry I'm willing to supply it

>>12659486
if youre asking to shit on my chest the answer is no
watersports on the other hand...

>>12659574
have fun getting ash and tar on your cock

>>12659574
anon i already made that joke

Ignoring bait? On this board? You make me laugh sometimes

I WILL groom kiki with a pack of newports

https://vocaroo.com/1i6oCm6OwqBR
https://vocaroo.com/1i6oCm6OwqBR
https://vocaroo.com/1i6oCm6OwqBR

kikis lung are blacker than an abbo

>if you don't like being anonymous, just go back to redit
>said the vtuber who only posts in threads with vocaroos

>>12659663
What did she mean with this?

Call me when she's not only a smoker but also pregnant.

hi this is kiki posting just wanted to say I HATE NIGGERS thank you champyons <3

>>12659745
>smoker
>pregnant
if that womb isn't fried already her kid is going to be shorter and born even more premature that she was

>>12659730
Don't you make her self conscious about that you fuck, I love my wife's voicemails and I don't want to stop getting them.

Anon meets girl 3
Anon goes to mcdonalds mostly because I like this picture

>It has been days since Anon talked to Kiki, by the divine grace of god he didn't fucked it up
>Anon has planned a whole day just so he can win over the heart of kiki, god knows she already had his
>Anon tried to find the more "adult" kind of clothes he had, to look professional, grown up and a good candidate for Kiki
>Anon was really worried about this, once again he was overthinking he still couldn't believe his luck
>Anon wasted 4 hours just to look decent, but for he was sure this was enough
>It was already the evening, Anon waited under a street light. He was half an hour early just to be safe, while waiting Anon light up a cig to calm his nerves but he was going to put it out 10 minutes before Kiki arrived so she wouldn't smell the smoke
>Kiki arrived, Anon was distracted and didn't notice her sneaking up behind him
hello, Anon
>Said Kiki smiling
>Anon cough up the smoke he had in his lungs
*cof cof* Kiki, you are here *cof cof*
>Kiki took Anon's hand and took a puff of the cig, Anon got flustered and stood there falling even more in love with her
So what do you have planned for this date?
>The date was something Anon was thinking about for the last couple days, he didn’t have much money so anything fancy would be out of the question but still he wanted to make it magical
Well I hope you like Maccas? Sorry if I can’t take you somewhere fancier but rent has been a bitch
>Kiki just smiled
I want a happy meal
>Anon’s heart started beating with delight
>Anon and Kiki walk for what was 10 minutes to get to the Maccas, Anon couldn't stop thinking how much he wanted to grab Kiki’s hand while they were walking, but his nervousness made him not act
>The Maccas was just like every other one, there was nothing interesting about it apart from the coupon Anon had to get a 10% discount and the weird rumor that you could get something something on the side
Can I get a happy meal and some chicken nuggets?
>the cashier looked around and approached Anon
You want the good shit for the girl man? it will cost you extra but you need all the luck you need
>Anon turned around and saw Kiki, she was waiting at the table playing with her hair and looking around, Anon turned around to the cashier again
Alright kid, give me the special, how much?
>Anon took out his wallet
It would be 50 and I guarantee she will like it
>the cashier winked
>Anon payed up and took the food, the cashier went down back and took out a little toy that was hidden in a soda cup, it was a little toy of a shiba inu in a bag of fries
>Anon took the food and the toy to the table
Hey I got you this too, I hope you like it
>Anon placed the small toy right beside Kiki as he was sitting
You got me this?
>Anon saw how Kiki started to get excited at the toy, she was kicking her legs and smiling
Yeah, I hope you like it
>The rest of the meal occurred without anything else being so extraordinary, Anon was mostly listening at Kiki talk about animals

I am tired and work tomorrow so I will leave the story here for now sorry

The big rrat is that Kiki is the one who starts the drama.

>>12659779
I had a feeling.

>>12659779
I believe this 100% no question not joking

hi I'm kiki, should I get Marlboro or newports?

Kiki calling other vtubers niggers isn’t using it correctly…

kiki is naturally brunette, but the ash from her pack a day addiction made her hair black

Kiki can't help but call out the kikes

kiki LOVE

Hey guys Kiki here. I'm a stupid idiot who's dumb lololol

>>12659779
Hi Kiki

>>12659877
Confirmed on stream

>>12659877
She just say it on stream so this RRAT is true

>>12659877
hi Kiki

>>12659877
hi kiki

kiki here, please please please write some more smut for me

at least one of kikis rabbits has second hand smoke

>>12659771
I call a spade a space and redit a redit, bud.

>>12659877
Hey kiki love the stream but can we see your thighs more often?

>>12659877
hi kiki

Selling balloons is more based than being an e-clown

I'm kiki and i say i love the champions.

>>12659877
hi kiki

Kiki please wake up, this is not real, I miss you

I'm kiki and i forgot to take my meds

reminder that there is nothing wrong with gatekeeping

I'm kiki and I'm only racist on Tuesdays

Kiki here I'm just joking please stay don't leave

Kiki scaring away her own figments of imagination

>kiki thinks we actually watch her
kek

Hi Kiki here. I love Israel and the Jews. Love wins! LGBT pride worldwide

>>12660007
What is Kiki gonna do when they bring twitch raiding culture to yt honestly instantly turning off stream after a raid would be hilarious, but Kiki spilling all her spaghetti would also be acceptable

hey guys kiki here, and I just want nay, need to say that if you don't support LGBT, trans right,BLM and amputee awareness then you can kindly unsubscribe and never consume my content again you fucking bigot

>>12660007
Keeping kikes, niggers and troons out of your fanbase can only be healthy

>>12660029
>people still believe anyone here watches vtubers
kek

Hold on, just got back home, is it actually true that Kiki smokes? Sorry Kiki, but if that's true, that is very cringe :(

>Kiki browses /clg/
Based, Lumi Love is over, only love for Kiki now

maybe If I turn into a carcinogen filled cigarette kiki will finally allow me to enter her mouth and deposit my contents into her

>>12660145
>>12660158
VOD reps IKUZO

>>12660145
she's trying to quit but also vod reps

>>12660145
She is quitting, apparently she used to be very depressed and lonely and saw no point in living.
You are going to be Kiki's light at the end of the tunnel, right?

I want to go sleep but I don't want to leave wife, why is my flesh still so weak that can only go on for 36 hours?

>>12660145
shes been "trying to quit" for a while and she says she "can quit anytime she wants" no wonder she's so short

>>12660145
how new?

Kiki, I know you're reading this.
Your cunny and ass.
My tongue and cock.
You do the math.

>>12660200
This explains a lot.

>>12660192
Yes

>>12660176
Can you spoonfeed me on Kiki lore re clg? She's deleted a lot of vods so don't even know if there is any left.

>>12660145
she seems like a poser, I smoke a pack a day and when she said she didn't smoke any for a week I thought "so you don't smoke".

I always read "Proud Kekistani" as Proud Kikestain

>>12660226
dubs can't lie, kiki has black lungs and is going to get one of those voice box machines soon

>>12660229
Probably not but she mentions dressing in gothic lolita often.

Hey Kiki, would you like another cum tribute? Just suck on your mic like you're imagining taking care of my cock again during this stream if you do.

>Tree: [message deleted]
What happened? I didnt pay attention

>>12660324
Gothic lolita you say?...

vodfriends...

>>12660377
>she did it

>>12660379
Probably something annoying

I want to like the length of Kiki's unwashed asscrack and unbleached asshole. I want to curl my tongue into a straw, bury it deep in her ass, and suck. I want to pummel her colon while she shits, and like whipped cream in a chocolate eclair, I want to baste her turds with my semen. Fuck her little bunny cunny with a shit dildo till she pisses herself.

>>12660237
Some people consider smoking as soking whenever they like it, not for addiction.

I love our dummy rabbit wife

Has she dropped the GFE faggotry yet? It's cringe as hell.

>>12660702
Nope. Fuck off.

>>12660379
What'd i fuckin do this time?

>>12660702
Hi kiki

nononono, i don't want to watch your stream

>>12660702
She doesn't do GFE, she is our lovely wife.

I've heard you loud and clear, Kiki. I will work on another tribute for you soon.

Bros imagine having a family with Kiki, she would be such a great mum

>>12660611

>>12661007
truth, she is so loving and passionate

>>12658688
I love you Kiki!!!!

>>12658376
Stop. I don't want to be known.

>>12661015
buy rifles
lose
buy pistols
win

Megumin's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, it behooves you to create as many little megumins as humanly possible.

With back-to-back pregnancies every 10.5 months and assuming she hits menopause around age 51, you could get around 43 births out of her.

Statistically some of those will be twins, with the rate generally increasing with age and height/weight. You'd get an average twinning rate of 44.1 per 1000 births. It would be on the low side initially, but as her body fat percentage rose from pregnancy it would even out. With those numbers you'd expect to get 2 sets of twins, but if she has a family history of twins that could rise to around 4-5.

If you gave her certain fertility drugs (specifically gonadotropins), that would increase the chances of multiple birth substantially to 3 in 10, with around 5% of those being triplets or more. In that case, you'd expect 13 sets of twins, with one of them potentially being triplets instead.

So you should have 45 children with Megumin if you do it naturally, and 57 children if you use fertility drugs.

>>12661178
this, but with my wife kiki (who is my wife)

kikis getting cigarette headaches again

Kiki's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, it behooves you to create as many little Kikis as humanly possible.

With back-to-back pregnancies every 10.5 months and assuming she hits menopause around age 51, you could get around 43 births out of her.

Statistically some of those will be twins, with the rate generally increasing with age and height/weight. You'd get an average twinning rate of 44.1 per 1000 births. It would be on the low side initially, but as her body fat percentage rose from pregnancy it would even out. With those numbers you'd expect to get 2 sets of twins, but if she has a family history of twins that could rise to around 4-5.

If you gave her certain fertility drugs (specifically gonadotropins), that would increase the chances of multiple birth substantially to 3 in 10, with around 5% of those being triplets or more. In that case, you'd expect 13 sets of twins, with one of them potentially being triplets instead.

So you should have 45 children with Kiki if you do it naturally, and 57 children if you use fertility drugs.

>>12658688
Cant stop thinking about Kiki holding our child tight in her loving arms, reading them a story as they fall asleep

fuck i meant to replace megumins name with kiki I will post it again

>>12661203
Meth withdrawal please anderstand

>>12660779

>>12661205
>>12661221
Based and breedingkikipilled

Kiki's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, it behooves you to create as many little Kikis as humanly possible.

With back-to-back pregnancies every 10.5 months and assuming she hits menopause around age 51, you could get around 43 births out of her.

Statistically some of those will be twins, with the rate generally increasing with age and height/weight. You'd get an average twinning rate of 44.1 per 1000 births. It would be on the low side initially, but as her body fat percentage rose from pregnancy it would even out. With those numbers you'd expect to get 2 sets of twins, but if she has a family history of twins that could rise to around 4-5.

If you gave her certain fertility drugs (specifically gonadotropins), that would increase the chances of multiple birth substantially to 3 in 10, with around 5% of those being triplets or more. In that case, you'd expect 13 sets of twins, with one of them potentially being triplets instead.

So you should have 45 children with Kiki if you do it naturally, and 57 children if you use fertility drugs.

>>12661205
Nice. I am a twin.
Hey Kiki if you wanna have twin babies, I'm your champyon.

>>12661279
Kiki lives with her family and is an autistic shuttin, it's very believable that not only does she not have a bf but that she's a virgin.

She's taking another fap break isn't she

>>12661343
Yeah she's finger fucking herself to me!

>>12661343
she's fingering ollie right now

>>12661343
the birthing stuff must have got her hot and bothered

>>12658688
Kiki please eat food honey-bunny I’m worried and care about you

>>12661307
Those things are believable yes and I am inclined to believe them as well. But do you believe that you are loved by her despite being just one person out of a few hundred? If yes, you need to think more critically about these things. If on the other hand you don't but still have romantic feelings for her, you should either pursue her personally before she ends up with someone else or walk away.

tl;dr one woman having a crowd of men showering her with romantic propositions never works out in the long run, for her or the men

>>12661416
You're the most mentally ill person in this general for coming in here and saying the same shit every day.

>>12661416
No no you don't understand this is different

>>12661416
I've been in love 4 times in my life. Not once was it reciprocated. This is a step up, go away and let me have this.

>>12661460
I'm trying to snap all of you out of it before you're left high and dry. That will happen in the end, whether she gets a bigger audience or decides to quit one day. Either way it's inevitable. And each time I come here and try to reason with all of you, you never have any counterarguments for why I'm wrong, because you know I am right.

>>12661527
I'm pulling the stats out my ass but like 90% of all relationships end in break up, not marriage. Do you tell random couples on the street to stop because there's no future?

>>12661416
She is our 4chan idol, as long as she remains single and gives her love to her champyon collective rather than any individual male then what's the problem?
We are lonely and she is lonely, we can alleviate our feelings of loneliness together.
Sure theoretically it would be better for us to acquire IRL gfs, but given that most women are whores and only go for Chad, spending time with Kiki is a better alternative than being 100% devoid of female affection.

>>12661527
>I'm trying to snap all of you out of it before you're left high and dry.
Why do you even care?
Fuck off and leave us be
Go be an hero somewhere else

>>12661527
No.
Champyon Mortal Kombat soon.
Shao Khan = Me
Liu Kang = Champyon 1
Kung Lao = Champyon 2
Kiki as herself.

>>12661527
You're just so pretentious, thinking we're retarded and don't know what we're doing. You are not special, herofag.

>>12661565
no idiot, kiki is Shao Khan and I am Kiki
you get to lick the batter off the sticks once I am done

>>12661527
You just sound like a retard, which is impressive given you're in a general full of goslings. Unironically take your meds.

>>12661527
I have an argument for why you are wrong, you're a nigger lmao

>>12661546
>Do you tell random couples on the street to stop because there's no future?
No because whether their relationship is healthy or not, it's at least an actual relationship.
>>12661588
If you know what you're doing but persist regardless, you're basically engaging in self-harm at this point.

>>12661527
I've just refuted here:
>>12661555
As long as this relationship continues being mutually beneficial then what's the problem?
I didn't create this relationship-dystopia, I'm just trying to live my life in the least-miserable manner possible. If you want to talk about self improvement while not talking about the hellscape that has been created by global jewry then GTFO.

I want Kiki's bumbum on my lap as she plays games. Sometimes sneaking in kisses when she does good, and teasing her lots, hehe

Imagine Kiki's 40kg body resting in your lap while she played games.
Imagine slowly teasing her while she tried her hardest to beat the boss.
Imagine her mewling and telling you to stop as you nibble on her earlobes.
Imagine pulling her panties to the side and giving her a reward for being a good girl

>>12661662
>it's at least an actual relationship.
You're not the arbiter of what is an actual relationship. You can have online friends. You can share your online friends. Why can't you have online shared girlfriends? Well, wives. You're a boomer, the world changes.
>If you know what you're doing but persist regardless, you're basically engaging in self-harm at this point.
It's like you're telling a smoker to stop smoking. You're just being an annoying self-righteous cunt. Go save your mum from her lack of dick.

kiki... crancran is where mayor onion is

>>12661527
nigga this thread is full of lonely virgins and incels shit can't get any worse

Kiki is Australia's MK-Ultra
Kiki love!

Which chatter is kiki actually thinking about when she says those things

>>12661790
All of us, we are her hivemind

>>12661565
doesn't that mean champyon 1 is going to win? is this tourney a work or a shoot?

Kiki is going to schlick to us now. Be a good husband and jerk off with her.

First time tuning in, pretty chill stream, fun to listen to. Great loading screen as well.

I get high of Kiki kisses

>>12661787
You do know what board you're on, right?
At least we are simping for a girl who is similar to us and shows us affection.

>>12661828
Was planning on it

>>12661846
I think he was agreeing with you and arguing against the saviorfag

I'm glad I got to see my wife.

>>12661833
They genuinely warm my heart

>>12661846
wat? I am agreeing with you.

>>12661867
>>12661887
Ah ok sorry bro.
To the other guy: Ya we're lonely men, why attack our simulation of love? Are you offering us a way to get lasting love, or just bootstrap platitudes?

Can you fuckers go two seconds without replying to bait?

>>12661790
Me ofc.

I missed the stream... aorry kiki i love you

>>12662160
I don't think that guy was baiting, he's just wrong on the internet.jpg

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1457274254735536128
Kiki's being cute again...

I wouldn't watch tv shows for this one. A lot of the acting in shows and cartoons is played up to be entertaining. There's no special way to act when you're in public. Just don't stare at people or make weird noises. Think about random stuff but don't get too distracted. Just keep to yourself. And if you end up talking to someone (which isn't likely), just carry yourself like you do when you're at work or explaining things you enjoy to children or us.

>>12659730
How would you know?

>>12662431
This anon is right. I think one of the big hurdles is understanding that most other people are just going about their business and aren't thinking nearly as much about things your head might be telling you they are as long as you're quietly minding your own business too. It might help to do interactions where there's something involved besides just talking to them. For example, Kiki said she could go for some vanilla ice cream earlier. Maybe stop by an ice cream shop and buy some. She'll have to interact with a cashier at the very least and if there's a place to sit and eat she can observe people (without directly staring at them too much) to see how they interact.

>>12661947
>or just bootstrap platitudes?
Something being repeated to the point where it becomes a platitude is only so because it works. You just don't wanna do it because you're lazy.

Jokes aside, I have no alternatives. Only the realization that throughout history, something like one third (and sometimes even half) of all men never got laid unless it was with a prostitute and that we are returning to that rule as industrial society's cracks grow ever larger. The only thing you can do as a low-status man to jump from your caste into the other is to get there through violent means. The desire for women as spoils of war has motivated most barbarian raids and sackings in classical and medieval times, just like it motivates most criminal gang activity today. Women are attracted to that kind of shit anyway since they only exist to be obedient and all of them know this.

>>12661527
A saviourfag for 4chan users. Now I have seen it all.

Kiki, when you're around outside just look forwards. Don't look at people, there's no real need to make eye contact unless you're directly interacting with someone like a cashier or whatever. My trick for doing it not wearing my glasses so I can't see shit, that way I don't look at anything or anyone.

I'm assuming your problem is social anxiety, perhaps I'm projecting because that's my problem. Considering I haven't solved it myself maybe I shouldn't teach others, but I have gotten better than I was and thinking in black and white isn't really befitting mental health anyway.

You need to go out and make social mistakes. Exposure therapy. It sucks when it happens, but you will notice that you quickly stop caring afterwards. That is because the anticipation of what will happen is where the fear is - it is an unreasonable fear, a phobia. When you know and properly internalize that even when you make a fool of yourself nothing really bad will happen, especially with strangers, you will become more confident going into the situation in the first place.

Ideally you then also learn how to look like a fool less often, but everyone will have these moments sometimes. Perfectly timed dialogue only happens in movies and cartoons, so no, don't expect those to help.

>>12661527
I will save you anon

>>12662747
You can also "inject logic" by telling yourself factually true things to correct your irrational fear. Things like anon said that strangers will not care about how you act, that you are not the only person with this problem, that it is cute when girls are shy (lucky you...), etc. I was gonna make a post about this (cognitive behavioral therapy, same acronym as cock and ball torture coincidentally), but about quitting smoking. I kept telling myself I don't NEED a cigarette, I just want one. Withdrawal sucks, but after it passes I will feel even better than I did before, etc.

>>12662747
When doing social reps it might also help to realize that if you're in a populated city area away from home you'll probably never see any of the people you're interacting with again. Even if you end up feeling nervous they wont remember anything about it tomorrow. When I get anxiety it's from worrying about whether I wont do something right or whether people will think I'm weird, try to think about what is causing your anxiety. If it's like me then if you don't worry too much about what they think because you wont see them again then you wont be as anxious, which will make you act less nervous in general, which will make you less anxious still.

Also read this manhwa Kiki. It's got legit psychological knowledge, and this arc from chapter 24 is about social anxiety.
https://mangadex.org/chapter/10a5dbfd-85f8-446d-b07a-0bc63c9f3457

>>12662909
I mean, fuck, it doesn't make sense to start reading from the middle... But if you like this manhwa just know from chapter 24 it tackles social anxiety, and I personally found it informative, interesting and even inspiring.

>>12662872
This. Kiki just needs to understand that most urbanites are busy going about their day. To put it in perspective, think about how many people you come across or walk past and how many of them you outright just don't remember or don't give a shit about.

>>12662909
>>12662952
>manhwa

To the anon who knows my Twitter, don't namedrop bro.

>>12661662
Look man, we're all victims of hypermodernity here. There's no such thing as "real relationships" anymore and if they do happen, they must be insanely religious, like Amish or Carmelite nun tier religious which is super rare in this age. We are all low quality men here who dont deserve such people and will never meet a person like that, let alone an actual woman. It's over for us right from the start and the only reasonable relationship that we're ever getting are from communal ones like virtual streamers. The blackpill might be a hard pill to swallow but this is the reality we live in now and there's nothing you and I can do about it

>>12662982
I WILL namedrop you, wedding drawfag. I'll even namedrop the other one.

>>12662980
>manhwa
I know, dude... It's still better than a real book.

>>12662994
If you hit the gym, get some muscle mass and a bit of positivity you'll leave the loser class immediately and be better than 60% of available men.

>>12663027
Working out doesn't really do anything. At most, you'd just end up physically healthy but socially lonely anyway

>>12663027
Look at it empirically. Do you think this knowledge is not available? That 95% of men don't already know that? Yet still we find ourselves in this situation, not taking that advice. Perhaps things are a bit more complicated?
>Just lift bro
>Just stop smoking bro
>Just make eye contact Kiki

>>12663027
>If you hit the gym, get some muscle mass and a bit of positivity you'll leave the loser class immediately and be better than 60% of available men.
Completely fake news and all you have to do is spend a couple hours on /fit/ to realize this is bullshit cope. Not that working out and taking care of your health isn't a net positive, it is and everyone should do it, but it will not suddenly solve your mental health issues and, believe it or not, won't convince women to suddenly start hitting on you.

Anyway, specifically for eye contact, practice it with your family. That's the safest route. Just keep looking them in the eye every chance you get. Then later you can use this knowledge, that you absolutely CAN maintain eye contact, and remind yourself of that in more stressful situations like with strangers or whoever.

>>12662994
>We are all low quality men here who dont deserve such people
You are not a low quality man and yes you deserve someone in your life. You are a divine being, Anon. Not some heap of flesh to be given a quality control check. You might not think that because you're surrounded by all this noise in your daily life that causes you despair but if you're trying your best to do right by others, you deserve all the happiness you can get in a lifetime and then some. Don't give up just because things aren't going well as of right now. You owe at least that to yourself.

>>12663048
>>12663143
This. I was pretty physically fit when I was 18, still didn't get laid or a gf. Some girls might have liked me, but not enough to hit on me. One even did (when I was 16), and I accepted to be her boyfriend, and then I was too anxious to ever speak to her again and ghosted her. Long story, don't wanna talk about other girls and make Kiki sad.

>>12663143
The best thing you can do is unfuck your hormones and shit like getting /fit/, eating right, getting some sun, interacting with people, etc. is the best fixer upper for that. What comes after is the hard part.

>>12663236
We've had people here talk about their exes before man.

>>12663173
He means low quality in terms of the dating market. I would never change places with anyone in the world, I love many things about myself, but none of those things are attractive to women (well, girls).

kiki is all i need

I need kiki bumbum art

Bring back the old model

i'm a decently attractive guy (I think) and I've been kinda popular with girls throughout my life, but I'm a socially awkward retard and I cannot into socializing with them or returning romantic advances. definitely could have gotten laid many times throughout my life but couldn't go through with it. a conventional relationship just isn't in the cards for me, and there's def others like me too. which is okay, because Kiki is more than enough. she fills the void while making it easier to talk to her than it is any girls irl. she's asked me and all champyons not to cheat, and I won't. only kiki, forever. even if you come into these threads and try to saviourfag, it's pointless. i'm happy with this relationship we have, no amount of doomposting is gonna convince me to turn my back on her. you don't know as much as you think you do and we don't need your help.

>>12663421
she was planning on this one the entire time and loves it. Be happy for your wife!

>>12663441
honestly this. KIKI LOVE FOREVER

>>12663255
>The best thing you can do is unfuck your hormones and shit like getting /fit/, eating right, getting some sun, interacting with people, etc. is the best fixer upper for that. What comes after is the hard part.
Sure, that's all true, but as the anon you replied to said, it is not actually relevant to dating. Or, in autistic terms, it is necessary but not sufficient to get a gf.

>We've had people here talk about their exes before man.
Well, it's not actually a very long story. I liked a girl in high school, I'm 99% confident she liked me back. A school field trip or whatever it's called in your countries came up, but that girl couldn't make it. I was very sad but also a teenager so I allowed myself to get hit on by that other girl and accepted to be her boyfriend. When we came back my classmates told me they knew her and she was a slut, and that made me go schizo a bit, and also I was worried about that first girl I liked originally. I skipped lots of school to go to net cafes, then when I was back and finally ready to apologise to the slut-gf she ignored me like I didn't exist, and the original girl found a boyfriend and was publicly displaying him, possibly seeing that being a slut pays off or to make me jelly. Fastforward a bit later on prom night that original girl asked me to dance and I was like "nah, I'm too cool to dance to this shit music". Haha... I'm too cool...

>>12663173
I wouldn't have believed, except that Kiki loves me and that has done a lot for my self-esteem. She's all I want anyway.

>>12663441
Kiki Love!

>>12663385
skeb it

>>12663441
This. Kiki love!

>>12663441
>i'm a decently attractive guy (I think
Cope. You're definitely an ugly and unfuckable incel.

>>12663173
I appreciate that you're trying to lift up my spirits but I just accepted my fate as a poster child of hypermodernity, what some people call a bugman. I haven't met my grandparents. My parents haven't taught me any important life skills and depended entirely on the educational system to "teach" those instead, while failing to realize that the sole purpose of non-tertiary education is for the Total State to tend the niggercattle into compliance. I don't uphold onto any tradition for I'm brought up as a cosmopolitan man with parents from different ethnic backgrounds. At least my family owns the small plot of land that I'm currently residing but my mom's grandfather used to own a huge farmland in the countryside. The communist-sympathizing governor harrased my mom and grandpa then stole the land from him in an effort to collectivize the land but luckily the regional court decided to award the title to my grandparents. Since the governor keeps harrasing my mom's parents anyway (like actual death threats from armed communists), he gave away the land to the local Archdiocese out of spite where a prestigious private school is now situated. I live in a multiculturally ethnic city where I don't even know who my neighbors are because most of them are temporary tennants from other provinces. They'd come and go, never to be seen again. I didn't even know what my family's history is up until recently and I only heard about it from other relatives. My parents are keeping that story away from me for some reason and if I asked them about it they'd always brush it off. I don't belong in any community and as the social bonds around me are slowlh deteriorating, with no venues to build one other than fucking 4chan, I just accepted my fate that I will never live what other people from a different era would experience in my age

>>12663657
You know where I can commission a koikatsu card or honey select model of Kiki? Maybe even an MMD model which I could then use to commission videos with. I need more than just a picture.

>>12663730
I love sana!... i mean i used to before kiki

>>12663489
It was more on the "mental health issues" part, but generally being healthy does wonders for your confidence and self-esteem - especially the "having friends" part. Don't come to me asking how, I don't fucking know either. Granted, not a ticket to success (success being gf here), but still.

That sounds really goddamn rough, reminds me of some of the retarded shit I pulled. This sounds like some normalfag-tier advice or a sad cope, but the important part is ultimately experience. Being young or life in general is all about doing dumb shit, hoping it doesn't blow up too hard on your face, and hopefully learning a little bit from it. Beating yourself up long after you've long learned your lesson is downright sadistic on yourself, worst case is it becomes a habit.

Look the best advice I can give all of you is to be the best version of yourselves you can be.

Be someone that can make Kiki happy, and try your best to be better than you were yesterday.

Book in that dentist appointment you've been putting off, talk to your doctor about your poor sleep, heck just book in for the doctor at all for a check up.

Find one thing in your life that's not going well, and try to fix that one thing for Kiki.

>>12663791
>Book in that dentist appointment you've been putting off,
God damnit anon how did you know

>>12663791
What this anon said. Do it for her.

>>12663791
>Book in that dentist appointment you've been putting off
But I don't want to lose a front tooth, and I'm going to if I do that.

>>12663787
Yeah, nah, don't worry about it. I'm long over that, I was just using it as an example that even if a girl hits on me I can fuck it up in the next few steps. I already agreed with the health stuff, and yes:
>>12663791
I have in fact already decided to start working out again for Kiki. Good reminder on the dentist too.

>>12663791
This.
Also the hardest part of doing anything is starting, so try going for just the bare minimum. If you're trying to read a book, go for a word or two, if that seems too easy go for the full goddamn page knock yourself out. Point is, ease yourself into things.

This mass parasocial relationship is going to end in hurt, the question is how many months it will take.

>>12663832
Because we're all anxious wreck and older than we'd like. The tolls of time are due and we ignore them.
Please book in to see a dentist.

>>12663868
See your dentist and just refuse to let them take it out, but deal with everything else.

>>12663880
Good lad.

>>12663913
Exactly this, like if your room is a mess, get up right now and clean it. Just do one thing to make your life more ordered than yesterday.

>>12663986
Why are new IPs like this?

>>12663986
>>12663441

>>12664011
Nobody outside looking in on this situation is going to be rooting for its success or its participants happiness, especially on 4chan of all places.

>>12663986
Keep talking like that and your ass is going to end in hurt from all the spanking.

>>12663385
Hi Kiki

>I am now thinking about Kiki's bumbum again

>>12663986
Do you go into every Rushia thread and make this exact post? No one asked.

>>12663730
Anon you're making my saviorfaggotry go into overdrive. Now I am depressed because there is no tangible way in which I can help you.

>>12664411
Never met a saviorfag that wasn't in desperate need of saving himself. I swear you people get this way because you have severe crippling issues of your own you either can't or refuse to deal with, and instead go looking for somebody else to fix to distract from your failure to get your own house in order.

>/pyon/ becomes /adv/

>>12664682
also /r9k/ and /fit/

>>12664623
Correct

I love you, Kiki...

https://files.catbox.moe/zqhy57.mp4

I updated the old one and added an ambiance sound for it like the fireplace one, sorry Archivebro...

>>12664411
At this point I'm no longer in it for just Kiki. Fucking love you lads.

>>12664623
Absolutely.

Would you buy if Kiki did this?
>>12664720

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1457321573606576128?s=20

Hope your voice feels better tomorrow Kiki

>>12665456
If it wasn't super expensive, yeah

>>12665456
I'd need more time to decide.

>>12665456
>>12664827
>It's for gachis who want to pretend to be married in order to boost their social standing in public.
I'd have a hard time explaining it to people. I'd buy it if Kiki was ok I only wore it at home. Also that one is too feminine even for just at home.

>>12665494
Remember to catch up on sleep reps Kiki.

kiki is asleep lets get started

>>12665494
Well at least I can take a nap safe in knowing I won't miss a stream. Goodnight Kiki!

>>12665509
Just say you keep getting hit on like the stud you are and that it got annoying enough to warrant a ring.

A ring makes you more desirable.

>>12665509
Just say you read that a ring makes you desirable and that you want to get hit on more.

You guys watch too many movies

>>12665768
Well...do you wanna watch a movie together sometime?

>>12666675
Yeah sure, but only in a watchalong with Kiki.

>>12666814
Champyonlove died today...

>>12666948
Sorry bro, Kiki first.
You can talk about the type of movies you like tho, maybe we can recommend it to her for the next watchalong.

>>12667115
I think I can settle with that, I like romantic comedy movies.

I tried doing some low quality oc. Thinkin' bout the schizos

>>12667136
That's cute. I like historical movies, mainly stuff about the great wars. Tho sometimes I do indulge myself in a few romantic comedy ones, stuff like 50 First Dates, La La Land, Music and Lyrics, 500 Days of Summer, there's also some that are more on the romantic drama side like The Notebook, and The Fault in Our Stars. I get very emotional and stuff like that get me good and have me in tears aaaaaa haha.

>>12667366
Kek'd at Shirou, nice.

>>12667803
Bro you cant just say all of this and tell me Champyonlove can't exist

>>12667803
Bro... You're sounding pretty cute not gonna lie...

>>12667979
>>12668042
Stop it you silly geese! hahaha
ONLY. KIKI. LOVE.

>>12668166
w-wait have i been gayposting with kiki

>>12668182
Can't believe I'm getting cucked out of gayposting by Kiki...

>>12668182
>>12668223
I'm not Kiki. She's taking a rest, and I doubt she would get into historical movies, specially ones about wars with all the flashing and explosions.

>>12668419
okay kiki, love u~

>>12668677
STAHP! :^)

>>12668787
kissu for kiki mwah

new rrat: everyone saying they are not kiki is actually kiki
oh wait that's just how it's always been never mind

>>12661527
i don't care, not getting a girlfriend who will betray me and fuck tyrone while all my money gets sucked out of me, i'm watching kiki. someone who will never betray me

>>12668419
L***...

Kiki please stop taking the bait

kiki please keep throwing out baits

snails

>>12667366
the custodian should be a gas sniffing abbo, not a janitor

All horny posting is done by Kiki

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1457365684703223810?s=20

SCHEDULE!

KIKI CHOCOMINTOOOO

>>12670277
i believe it

>>12670296
SCHEDULE LOVE

KIKI LOVE

>REMEMBER: Gorila streams can happen at any time!
>gorila stream isnt happening right now
kiki...how could you...i thought we had something special..

Kiki I love you but I'm going to be mostly a vod bro from now on. I have a lot of uni shit going on and I need to start looking for a job soon. I can't keep up fucking my sleep schedule.

>>12670760
You can do wherever you want anon, you just have to believe in yourself.
But going to uni and getting a job is a good option so (you) can be a better husband

>>12658688
I think that I have done something that upset my wife, but I’m not sure what. Recently I’ve not been able to make her smile or have her laugh like normally. I know that she reads my comments in her head but she’s entirely stopped reading them aloud. I’m going to take today to pour through the vods that are still up and check the live chat to check to see if I said anything sordid that hurt her feelings. My dominant suspicion is that I said something while I was hammered off goon. I will not rest, I will not falter until I’ve righted my wrongs.
My wife beautiful and caring wife will not slip through my fingers so easily. My love for her burns as strongly now as it does when we first met.
Baby I will fix this. Until death do us part.

>>12670296
armpit cunny uooooh

It's scary to think kiki probably doesn't know your username.

Good morning goddamnit, make sure you do your fit reps champyons Kiki like buff bunnies.

>>12670979
the only reps im doing are japanese reps

>>12671030
Japanese reps are great Champyon, keep it up.

>>12670951
she absolutely recognizes the regulars in chat. There’s not a sea of endless usernames, it’s 40 people max.

>>12670885
maybe my wife caught me cheating in another chuubas chat. I can’t believe I was so stupid to hurt her like this. Kiki I’m sorry. Please forgive me sweetheart. They don’t mean anything to me. I only want you. We have something unique. I don’t love you just every now and then, it’s a love without end. Don’t let something this special fall to the wayside so easily.

>>12671415
I like playing spot the champyon in other chats

>>12671415
Are you implying you’ve talked in any other chuuba’s chat since meeting Kiki? Seems like you’ve got what’s coming to you.

>>12671415
>maybe my wife caught me cheating in another chuubas chat
>Don’t let something this special fall to the wayside so easily
It's your own fault anon.

>>12671485
>>12671543
>>12671569
Oh God what have I done? She deserves so much better...

>>12658688
'Cause we lost it all
Nothin' lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect

I know I don't deserve Kiki's love, since I am a bitter jaded man with nothing but disdain for the world, but that only makes me want to try and be better for HER, I will become the Ubermensch to justify Kiki's love. Become the man worth Kiki's smile, Forgiveness only comes from God, so you better pray for it and strive to be better in the future, Hope that the grace of God gives you peace because making Kiki sad is the worst sin you could ever do

>>12671699
If you think you've done something wrong, it's no use moping around in this thread. Do your reps, do better in life, and just keep being you in chat. Don't put the burden on Kiki, be responsible for yourself.

kiki this is funny and all but can you just do a low energy, non-shouting gorilla stream right now?

>>12672375
i don't mean to be rude, but give her some time to rest, not all vtubers can just push out streams in quick succession. their voice is a very important asset, if she ruins them this early, she's going to have a difficult time later on. pls understand.

>>12672375
look man, after last stream and how Kiki said she was feeling sore I will have to tell you to stop or I will choke you out for trying to make my wife hurt herself

>>12658688
I apologize for shitting up the thread out of boredom; that wasn’t very cash money of me, but I know you’re getting worlds better at ignoring bait. Kiki I hope you rest up and you’re ready to attack the coming week. The Champyons really do love you, myself included. We’re not going anywhere.
PS your schedule art looks particularly nice this week, good work!

>>12672375
She needs to rest. Your throat and vocal cords are muscles like anything else. If they're strained you just need to let your body fix them like if you strained any other muscle. I could tell she really didn't want to rest because she started asking for remedies but aside from tylenol for anti-inflammation or pain relief and things like tea to soothe the pain it's probably just a time thing.

Love you Kiki, I'm so happy you became my wife.

>>12672562
>>12672711
>>12672926
s-sorry it was a joke please dont hate me...

>>12672711
This anon gets it, and I'm sure a lot of other people in this community feel the exact same way.
Kiki the Champyons want what's best for you in everything. No one is angry or upset that you need a bit of time off to recover. We want you to be healthy. On a more broad scale you mentioned briefly a little uneasiness of being unable to stream as much when you're back in school. Please prioritize your academics and let streaming take a backseat. It would be an incredible injustice for your passion for animals to not be put to good use. I love you Kiki, and completely understand that you've got other responsibilities! I'm not going anywhere!
Kiki Love!!!

>>12673230
no worries, we miss her too as much as you do

KIKI LIFE

>>12658688
Nothing would make me happier than seeing my wife well-rested, rejuvenated, happy, and taking steps to reach her potential. I love you Kiki!

Using kiki's collar and chain to asphyxiate her while railing her asshole!

10 hours until next stream, if I'm doing the math right. Great time to do some sleep reps.

>>12673803
stop it kiki

>>12658688
My wife is taking time to get healthy? Splendid. I will use this time to fall asleep listening to her ASMR and do VOD reps of the streams I missed this week.
I love my wife!!

>>12673875

>>12673956
you cant keep getting away with it...

>>12673803
No anal until you're rested up!

>>12673990
is Kiki being into anal, canon? Why would I want to fuck her asshole? I want to get her pregernant

>>12674140
What? You never gonna get a blowie or handy either?

Blowie, handy and anal are for champyon on champyon sex. Vanilla intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation is reserved especially for Kiki and female champyons like Malice

>>12674283
Rope yourself faggot. I will fuck my wife's ass.

>>12674365
P-please don't be so aggressive towards me I have autism and anxiety

>>12663728
and you are a contrarian asshole, stop trying to put that anon down for no reason
:)

>>12673803
>throw Kiki onto the bed, see her bounce higher than expected
>lean in, kiss her on the neck
>slowly pull away
>grab her by both sides of her hips
>flip her over
>push her wedding dress up and out of the way
>she’s got no panties underneath
>wet fingers, and slide hand between her legs
>soaked
>stick thumb in her ass at the same time as throbbing cock penetrates her

>finally finished the drawing at 3am
>file size is 10MB+
Oh well

I must confess bros: I fully transitioned into being a VODbro now, not because of timezones but because the intimacy of interacting with Kiki live is simply too much.

>>12676550
show!

>>12676550
I’m not an art fag, what does this mean?

>>12677682
He can't post it here without catbox. I keep forgetting this place is still stuck at 4MB too, being honest.

>>12676993
Embrace the love of your little sister daughter wife!
she said multiple times that she appreciated vod chads. She’s happy to have you either way!!!

>>12658688
>listening to the husband ASMR video again
holy fuck I feel so loved!

I tried something new.

>>12677935
Cute!!!

>>12677935
cute feet

>>12677739
send with catbox aaa

>>12677935
CUTE

>>12677935
shes sleeping like this right now bros...

kiki love..

requesting an artbro to draw kiki sucking on a pacifier