/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

I love Mori!

JWU

Is it true our boy carried the entire team on her back?

cum

>>12614059
>>12614633
>irys complimented mori's high socks
>mori misheard that as "curb stomp" and demonstrated what that is with irys as the training dummy
>mori deciding to "kill some time" by punching kronster, devolving into a full on fight club meeting
>mori doing a "special cheer dance" that escalated into the whole team twerking on the bleachers, with robutt joining in
I'm hella biased, but your boy kinda carried enertainment-wise

>>12614633
no, They pissed on the whole competition by becoming the HIGHLIGHT of the Competition.

Mori/Kronii/IRyS/Reine/Mumei were more entertaining than the actual events.

>>12614565
>>12614532
why are you acting proud of objectively bad habit that impacts her self-confidence
when Ame was flubbing finishing songs and fooling around in her karaoke to cover for her lack of confidence, teamates actually encouraged her to get better, despite singing not being her 'thing'
why don't you want to encourage improvement in Mori, even if gaming isn't her 'thing'?

So what would cause the doomnigger to drop her? I don't get why he watches mori for the possibility of her fucking up. Can we bully him out of here already? Is he the dude with the broken ankle?

>>12614633
In cheerleading yes. Side note, Mori revealed during the stream that she was unironically a cheerleader at one point.

>>12614695
because her job is to entertain, not game.

>>12614695
X"""D dude got btfo'd so hard he had to resort to this

>>12614683
>Red C wins in clipnigger views

>>12614662
you forgot her also sniping Reine ('don't shoot me, my HP is low, I might day' 'man, that'd be terrible') and 'borrowing' Kronii an arrow ('just yank it out')
also the valley girl moment turning into cowboy moment
and more

>>12614695
hope this helps, retard

>>12614695
Why does her little mistake the deciding factor your absolute hypocrite? What about all their previous losses? Are you that obsessed with her? Literally touch grass fatass

>>12614714
but she's not entertaining when she's down on herself
>>12614740
keep coping my dude, you're as aware how that behavior affects her as I am

>>12614712
>Mori revealed during the stream that she was unironically a cheerleader at one point.
young moris attempts at becoming popular......

>>12614712
Uhh, no she didn't?

>>12614796
I get the feeling it's something her mom enrolled her in when she was a kid.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1456922350331432964
I almost missed this follow-up.

>>12614793
Keep em coming my dude X""d

>>12614820
Yes she did, it was during the classic Be aggressive cheer.

>>12614820
She did, she even called out chat for being surprised at it.

>There is unironic seethe over the Sports Festival

I can't wait to see fuckers try to harass Migo over.

>>12614909
As usual we get blamed for shitting up everything. I was just happy to see that Mori had fun with the blockgame.

>mori will be the only one to skip the festival
>mori will never beat doom
>the yab would hinder her streams
>mori will never beat doom in time for the festival
>nooo mori, you were supposed to be in vc 40 minutes ago
>mori will be low energy during the festival
>mori will be a wallflower during the festival
X""""""D

>>12614793
>>12614971

What does SPA ASMR entail?

>>12614971
Kek doomposters btfo

>>12614861
>>12614873
>3:54:12
Holy shit. Cant wait for her to elaborate on this if true.

>>12614793

>wojakposting
>unironic emoteposting
iFunny took over the split, I guess it's really time to move back to global

>>12615034
Happy finish from Mori

Going through timestamps now.
>Mori twerks
>Mumei throws berries at her
God fucking damn it Mumei.

>>12615075
>move back
Pussy, we don't need you over at global

>>12615034
Dunno. It's not like she'll stream while being massaged, so maybe it's us receiving the treatment? Getting our bones done?

>>12615096
ya wanna dance
ya wanna dance

>>12615075
Global is a shitshow right now, bunch of white vs red tribalshit.

>>12615096
>Mori dualwields berry bushes as pompoms
It's the little details on the rewatch

>>12615102
I got nothing to prove by staying in places that are shit and rn this split just outshitted global
enjoy being an ifunny colony, bro

>>12615140
ogey

>>12615140
Just report it.

>>12614782
You can still give Mori a good pep talk like, "get next time champ!" or something positive like that and encourage her to do better you projecting fag. saying nothing doesn't help her in any way. And if we take Miko's words into account, I'm sure as fuck cheering my girl on and telling her to fuck the other team up. I'm tired of this everyone gets a medal coddling bullshit.

>>12614662

Thought it was Mumei who complimented the socks

>>12615034
She's going to rub her tits on the ASMR Mic

HACHI is having a members only, huh

>>12615140
Ogey gramps. Imagine being bullied out of morig X""D

>>12615034
valley girl roleplay

>>12615288
Go groom your new wife nikodem

Oh fuck, this faggot from yesterday woke up again. Even reality completely shattering his expectations doesn't stop him from going schizo.

>>12615358
Jesus Christ, just report him.

>>12615213

>>12615239
Could be, that was just stuff from the top of my head, and my memory is shit

>frogposting
>wojakposting
>XD
>bringing up namefags
seriously, what happened to this place, it was never this bad

>>12615358
He's been here from the start though, didn't even drop her like other ficklebeats. My bet is that it's the N man. Post another essay Nman you fucking pussy

>>12615353

>>12615497
Bullying a schizo requires extreme measures

>>12615544
>I'll shit up the thread
>this will show the threadshitters!
...are you by any chance developmentally delayed or just south asian?

[Roboco News] SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1456949514820984840?s=20

>outgoing
>has friends
>theatre kid
>took dancing lessons
>was one of the boys
>only had one other friend to talk about mcr with
The fuck, everything about her life contradicts each other

>>12615592
Stay mad X"d

So Mori had sex with IRyS?

>>12615401
>>12615168
oh look, ifunny friends just ban evade
who seen this coming

>>12615617
The amount of shit crammed into her life in general is astounding. She has an absurd amount of stories about how she was involved into all sorts of activities. I feel like a year of hers in school was more eventful than 10 years of mine.

>>12615701
Well she gave her a lap dance and asked IRyS to get a close up of her ass. I think we know.

>cba to check out 5 hours of MiCra
>boot up Doom since I missed that too
>see this right at the start
Mori, my man.
I have no idea *what* it is you do for sports but this ain't a normal resting heart rate.

>>12615858
That’s not her resting heartrate. I’m sad we did get sc reading because we would have been able to see a more relaxed Mori there.

>>12615858
Did you forget her story last year about how she gets heart palpitations everytime she plays doom that she had to go to see a doctor?

>>12615858
>cba to check out 5 hours of MiCra
Just check timestamps. I did it and managed to get most of moments within an hour or so without bothering with actual blockshit.
>I have no idea *what* it is you do for sports but this ain't a normal resting heart rate.
Not even mentioning streaming in general, she said Doom gets her heart pumping the very first time she played it. I also personally feel that when play it my heartrate jumps up. Combination of music, amount of things you have to do every second and very brutal action can have that effect. She was also probably extra nervous because she was cutting it real close to the festival.

>>12615918
>I’m sad we did get sc reading because we would have been able to see a more relaxed Mori there.
How much time was there even between sports fes and the end of the stream?
YT is really weird with how it dates things so it's usually at least 2 hours off in either direction.
>>12615929
>Did you forget her story last year about how she gets heart palpitations everytime she plays doom that she had to go to see a doctor?
I don't recall that, no, but now that you mention it she *was* sounding at the edge of a heart attack a couple DOOM streams ago, yeah.
Guess I didn't expect her to go all the way up right away.

>>12616010
Like 15 minutes, she was around 45 minutes late to the call she was supposed to join with her team. It was cute how she stayed and kept talking to us.

>>12616010
She mentioned it last year, I think it was one of the reasons she dropped it then. I mean she had to go to the doctor, not sure if it was part of her regular checkup or that she went specifically because of that. We got goku1p.mp3 out of that stream though so it's all good

Why does 3D make her act "diferent"?

After tonight's stream Sakura Miko WILL have sex with Mori

>>12616353
>Miko having sex with a female

lol

lmao... She is one of the straighrst in Hololive

>>12616353
Not if she can help it.

>>12616353
Oh did Miko say something? I thought she was simping for Ame.

>>12616006
Everhood got my heart pumping more than doom ever did.

>schizos still seething at Red C.

>>12616521
I'm just seething that Mori isnt my wife yet

>>12616086
>Like 15 minutes, she was around 45 minutes late to the call she was supposed to join with her team. It was cute how she stayed and kept talking to us.
She loves us bros... ;_;
>>12616117
>She mentioned it last year, I think it was one of the reasons she dropped it then.
Ouch.

Interesting karaoke theme. Songs Mori knows by heart should have a fun mix.

>>12616736
i wanna hear her sing acoustic haha. I feel like her voice suits songs like that, just need a little control

aight, 40 minutes into the DOOM stream
this doesn't seem that bad, is this another Gladiator fight where she just leaks out all knowledge of the game on the bossfight?

>>12616828
oh, nevermind, still using combat shotty on the Marauder

>>12616736
>MCR, PATD and Peepeepoopooman
Are you ready, boys?

>rockets are my best friend
>kills herself with splash damage before finishing the sentence
this bitch happens to be dumb in the most entertaining way
sometimes

>>12617198
Isn't this the second or third time in a row she's done that?
Or are you talking about the stream before the final one?

>>12617242
nah, I'm catching up to the final one

>>12617049
>MCR, PATD
Hell yes. She hasn't done the best mcr and patd songs yet

>>12615603
Pink (sweater) holos LOVE

>>12616902
This has to be one of the weirdest things I've seen her do in Doom. It's even called SUPER shotgun to make it clear it's stronger than base one. Yet she somehow forgets about its existence all the time.

>>12616476
To each their own. I also felt similarly playing rhythm games on high difficulties and even competitive games like Starcraft.

>>12615239
>>12615463
https://youtu.be/ceG1wBO9l5o?t=12832 yep it was mumei.

>Reine: Calli is really good at cheerleading!

>>12617793
Reine is talking about how Mori was great at keeping up the spirits in Red C and how she reminded her that it's all for fun. She's a good cheerleader

>>12617793
Now that another talent of hers was uncovered I want to see her cheer for other girls when they each get 3d.

>>12617837
>The talent is from her days cheering on children in their sports festivals

>Mori probably knows pop songs from the 2000s

>break right before the boss
and there goes her skill
I can imagine now how it went

>a quack got to tie up my boy and grope her chest
>Mori paid some Asian manlet to feel her up
It's not fair bros...

>>12616376
That obviously hasn't stopped Miko before

>>12618179
it's obviously a woman...

>>12618306
That woman was also me.

>>12618306
It doesn't matter. I'm still fucking envious of that person whoever they are.

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

you guys don't even notice the mutt signal in the OP picture?

ok, that boss fight isn't so bad, I expected her to run like a headless chicken, she's just fucking slow

>>12618495
NEVERMIND
THAT FUCKING CHOKE HOLY SHIT

>>12618484
I've seen the original image posted so many times, I didn't bother looking. Gross

>waaa why is no one noticing my le epic troll against the evil deadbeats waaa

>>12618694
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89063975
Wait, what the hell? I guess that is the original. I guess it could just be a coincidence though...

remember to love your Mori

>>12614589
BASED OP

>>12618846
yeah it's most likely is given Japan isn't fully tainted by that shit. Mori's tiara has a diamond with the bottom part having a line on it so it's easy to mistake

>>12618846
>>12618484
Def a coincidence.
Though on that note.
They have the アメスク tag.

>>12619163

damn, she made that shit uncomfortably close but she clinched it in the end
also a walking proof you can basically play Eternal like Halo

>>12614842
Explain?

>>12618484
Sometimes a spade is just a spade, Freudbeat

>>12619716
also if it really was the case it would've been nowhere near as subtle because that is literally not how they work

>>12616170
She's no longer constrained by sitting

>>12616170
she was really nervous before the first collab because the headset wasn't charging so I railed her ass to help her relax
now it's a tradition and we do it before every 3d stream

So mori is the pillar of EN?

>>12619931
>the pillar
you can't build a house with just one, stupid
where's the architectbeats when you need em

Mori, you're an ace.

>>12619931
*a pillar, one out of eleven

>>12619573
Wozzat mean?
t. never played it

>>12620072
in Halo you're generally limited to 2 guns at the time + grenades

>>12617882
>inb4 it's Coco's standard setlist

>>12619931
I think her impact when she gets to utilize 3D will be huge since she's able to go to the studio more easily. This will count for irys too.

>>12619931
You already tried this in global.

...dunno if it's just an impression, but is the Slayer base speed lower in Eternal compared to 2016
outside of dash it felt kinda slow

>>12615603
>whori statue
now that's the kind of funko I want

>>12620135
>tries to shit up global
>gets bullied out
>goes to /morig/ to try the same bait
Everytime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9UDELhEn5k
>that stream title
Kek, Reine is still HAVING FUN i see

>>12619996
Kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrdDqZ-AJ5I
Miori's having her 40k celebration, it's been going for a bit but it's pretty cute

>>12620315
you should watch the intro once the vod is up. She talked a bit about how much Mori helped keep their spirits up with her cheerleading

So,what happened when I was gone?

>t. Akechibeat

>>12620411
My other small company oshi is streaming rn.

>>12620830
We were free from avatar/signature users. Shame it didn't last.

>>12620910
What do you mean, anon? I've been here since the sportsfest started.

>avatar/signature
IDK, this has lost its meaning since I stopped using the actual pics.

>>12614712
my goth girl Mori couldn't be a cheerleader!

>>12618179
The solar plexus is actually below the ribcage, so since she was laying down I don't think the booba would have really been involved. Still a bit jealous of whoever got to touch the shinitummy, though.

>>12621421
Everyone jealous of the person, but they sound like they actually found a way to help her back problems (without removing the Mori Milkers). I'm pretty happy she found someone that could actually help

Mori...

>>12621760
which stream did she talk about this? had no free time lately, really having to pick and choose what i watch

>>12622020
The Doom stream before the festival. She talked about getting her skeleton fixed. Got the whole Ring Dinger.

Damn Deadbeats, this is your Oshi?

BEHOLD THE ACE OF ANGELS

>>12622457
No, that's prince Cunt. Harsh but fair ruler and a certified badass.

Has anyone else ever whispered mori's name while fucking?

>>12623125
>while fucking?

>>12623207
I mean body pillows could count right?

I had to go to sleep. What was the final score?

>>12623309
300-300

>>12623419
No seriously

>>12623419
I doubt it but if thats the case thata pretty cute.

>>12623419
>Red C clutch win ties the game
>A band of misfits "misled" by the reaper wins against all odds.
hilarious kino end to the event. Too bad schizos are seething all over it.

>>12623461
>>12623482
That's the actual score

>>12623484
>>12623497
Cute.

>>12623461
>>12623482
It's real, they pulled off a unity ending, sasuga Miko and Mio

>>12623484
Moona was the team leader though

>The interaction today is just a preview of the three-way collab between Mori/Kronii/IRyS

Holy fuck, I don't think my dick can handle that much.

>>12623578
Wasn't it irys? The captains were all the ones with pov

>>12623616
nope, I think the POVs were decided by lots

>>12623834
Seemed to be a volunteer system based on White C (Kiara was leader, bae was on camera duty)

Mori status?

>>12623902
on my dick

>>12623902
Cheering Hard On My Dick

>>12623902
Mori: Yours

What songs are >we expecting for tonight's karaoke?

>>12623886
probably a mix of both

>>12623902
Confirmed cute.

>>12623985
No idea, I wanna hear this though
https://youtu.be/o1sUaVJUeB0

Mori had so much fun with her ladies, seems like it was exactly what she needed to lift her mood.

>>12614782
Based migo

Gentlemen, I announce this with great pleasure:
Mori! Cute!

Watching the festival(Red C perspective, obviously) and my boy is like, the life of the party, most silly shit or jokes or memerable moments come from her. And to think she wasn't supposed to be participating originally. Feels like the festival would be 50% less fun without this goofy dumbass.

>>12624731
I thought Our Boy was a loser at first, but she is increasingly proving herself to be an absolute fucking Stacy. Life of the party, popular among everyone, beloved by all.

>>12624731
It really was. Turns out not caring about number is a winning strat

reine actually knows about Fight Club. that's pretty based. Do it, one under the carnival, one under Reine's fanfic library

>>12622070
>>12621760
>>12621421
>>12618179

Was that a chiropractician?
The mention of tying up to fix backs makes it sound like it.
It's a pretty decent technique though expensive and semi-temporary.
t. Sportsbeat

>>12623125
>Has anyone else ever whispered mori's name while fucking?
I never say anyone's name while fucking to avoid precisely those sorts of events.
>>12623207
It's the Teamates that all collectively seem to never get any.

MORI DRAIN ME MORI DRAIN ME MORI DRAIN ME MORI DRAIN ME MORI DRAIN ME MORI DRAIN ME MORI DRAIN ME

>songs I know by heart on the radio

I wonder if these are old alternative rock songs

>>12624766
Shes always mentioned how she doesn't have a problem talking to people at parties or something. I guess she just has difficulty breaking the ice.

>>12625241
>>12623985
Fireflies
Toy Soldiers
One or two songs from The Energy Never Dies

>>12625241
yfw Shape of My Heart

>>12625114
Yeah unless she fixes her posture and starts working on better habits, the chiropractor might be a regular visit. It's hard to overturn two decades' worth of habits, though

>>12625346
Our poor big titty closet gremlin

>Calli's boobas

Did Calli actually beat Doom Eternal this time?

>>12625191
Mori, NNN just started, please...
>>12625533
You doubt?

>>12625506
Bonebro, you gotta leave Mori's booba alone. Or at least leave some for us.

>>12625191
the thumbnail made to look like she's wearing a towel...

>>12625533
She also said she will play the dlc

>>12625547
Anon, you're never going to survive it. Quit while you have a chance, because there may be a Mori/Kronii/IRyS collab and you'll never survive that.

>>12625589
It'll probably be a long while before we see that, since she's starting up earthbound next week and is doing Jump King dlc.

>>12625549
We all get a chance to grope her boobas the catch is it's on your deathbed and if you're paraplegic or unconscious you're shit out of luck

>fell asleep right as pvp started
>apparently that was the best part
Feels bad man. Gonna go do me VoD reps.

>>12625241
One thing is for sure...Fauna and Mumei probably cleared their schedules for it

>>12625705
I love pics with my oshi and Ina.

>>12625711
The event itself broke multiple times, but Red C's cheerleading during it was the ultimate highlight

>>12625711
What? No the best event was the relay.

>>12625589
This will be bad. First DLC has a noticeable difficulty spike from base Eternal, it's probably harder than even last couple levels of base game.

>>12625580
I didn't even realize it's her Minecraft uniform art until you mentioned it. I thought she's actually pulling on a towel. I guess that was the intention there.

Mori's the kind of dork that would accidentally snort cum up her nose when she makes me cum during paizuri.

>>12624731
its actually crazy how much shes come out of her shell for this stuff. our idol...

>>12625711
>started watching where I remember falling asleep
>Calli was a cheerleader when she was younger
That’s a bit adorable. Depending on how old she was when she quit, I can see how that might have play into her desire to be smaller figure wise.

Watching the finale of the relay race and I actually felt my heart beating faster when IRyS overtook Sana. Looks like I actually love those girls and genuinely cheer for them to win, what the fuck...

>>12627080
congrats, youre a parent now

>>12615034
Teasing on par with (if not even lewder than) what she gave us last ASMR stream.

>>12615034
Face masks, foot baths, and nail painting

>>12625191
Moririn really likes her ear massages

If Red C put out an album, it would be Public Displays of Aggression

if mori didnt want back pains in life then why did she have fat tits???

>>12628323
Tits

>>12628323
Checkmate, dumb reaper!

>>12625191
Do you think Mori gets satisfaction from knowing some anon is draining his balls for her?

>>12628813
Yes.

MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE MORI LOVE

>>12628813
deadbeats jerk it now

>>12628813
With all that teasing? You can be 100% sure of that.

Holy shit my heart
https://twitter.com/JanAzuren09/status/1457076830301687809?s=20

>>12628813
No, it's creepy.

>>12630214
This is cute
exploitable when

>>12624731
After watching the whole PoV from Irys and a bit from Bae during the valley girl craziness, seems like the entirety of ID (minus Reine, maybe Moona and Anya) are full on board on calling her daddy. The same thing happened in the Mariokart tournament

>>12630214
Is that...?

>reads lore
>heart rate goes up to 120
Kek Mori
>>12630214
Awwww

>>12630334
I cant believe it's almost been a year since this timeloop had first gotten its legs

>>12630334
Reine is one of us, she wants to fuck Mori so calling her that is fucking weird and cringe.

https://youtu.be/hYQTgdUu_E0?t=2545
Of all the songs and lines, she had to pick THAT.

>>12631173
She knows and is just messing with us. Just like % posting. I will not take meds.

>>12631173
Its been on her mind lately, wouldn't be surprised if it was in tonight's karaoke

bro why is she so perfect?

>>12631502
She is perfect because you are not. Strive to be an equal.

>>12631438
Those last few seconds could make a great "retard siren"-type soundpost.

>>12631502
She's a popular kid pretending to be into the same lame shit we dorky nerds are, and our brains are wired to be pathetically grateful.

>>12630284
Exploitable NOW

>>12632097
Mori saving the tribute I DM'd her.

>>12632097
Mori saving all those MORI LOVE posts

>>12632097

>>12633084

>>12633527
Fuck, i cant unsee chris chan in this image

>>12633527

>>12632097

>>12632097

*kills your oshi*

https://youtu.be/hYQTgdUu_E0?t=6151
Let who out?

>>12635414
Me.

>>12635414
Her boyfriend (Me)

>>12635414
Anon, there were males in Mori's house at the time...

>>12635414
Her pet snake

>>12635414
the dogs

>>12635521
Yeah me.

>>12635414
Ope

Oh right, it was the quiet people from earlier. Ogey, as Mori says.

>>12632097

>>12635414
She has a pet rat

>>12635500
cute and canon fanart

>>12635639
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?

>>12628813
Literally the entire point of ASMR

>>12635810
>Ogey, as Mori says
source?

>>12636328
I personally just use it for my loneliness.

>>12636607
but that is just another way to drain the balls of someone if you think really hard about it anon

>>12636328
I like to listen to them as I'm falling asleep. I usually sleep very peacefully because of them.

>>12636328
Nope

>>12636399
https://youtu.be/6ydgEipkUEU?t=166
>”あいよ。”

>a doctor put a sling around Mori's neck and gave it a good yank, then pushed down on her solar plexus full-force for 10 minutes
Jesas H-wording Christ

>>12637092
Hentai?

>>12637092
I’m more jealous of the first doctor that got to put Mori’s body through a bunch of different stretches.

>ywn do yoga with Mori

>>12635414
Serious answer if you weren't watching: repair person for whatever her clumsy ass broke this week

>>12637328
>spoonfeeding

>>12637092
>a doctor
A chiropractor.

>>12637407
And let this rrat stay alive?

>>12637533
What rrat?

>>12637407
>not spoonfeeding

>>12637328
I was, still missed it, only heard it was some "quiet people". Whatever.

Just finished catching up on the Red Team C perspective video
Any other ones I should check out for more Mori moments?

>>12637487
Why is she so fucking dumb?

>>12637780
There was a small moment where Mori jumped into white c chat to fetch Ollie. Pekora’s perspective was also great when she was twerking with Mori.

>>12637552
Read the thread

>>12637854
>Mori corrupted Pekors with her fat ass american dancing

>sees an "in memoriam" message
>"Yeah, Big Ups to Steven Ash!"
My sides, fuck

>>12638368
Some dumbfuck couldn't be bothered to watch a stream and you call that a rrat?

mori's pathetically high heart rate

>>12638860
Ever since she mentioned getting palpitations from doom i've wanted to fuck her to death in a literal sense

>>12638860
Doom just fucks with her brain and heart it seems. She wasn't out of breath once during Halloween

>>12638988
cumming inside mori's lifeless corpse!

>>12638988
why

>>12639350
Imagine making somebody cum so hard they have a heart attack. I dunno dude, it's just hot.

>>12639431
i want to fuck mori while she is on lsd

>>12639350
Something something going out with a bang

>>12638619
That how they get born, you do realize what she said could easily be taken out of context?

>>12639431
>>12638988
Why limit yourself with only one night like that?

Wouldn't mind hearing something like this again at karaoke tonight. Her voice is REALLY good for those type of songs and she's only gotten better
https://youtu.be/S7-MIvJV8Oc

Had a dream that Calli was at my work for some reason.

>>12639926
It's just a fantasy bro, it's highly unlikely that I ever get the opportunity for real.

>>12640172
My strangest Mori dream was when I was watching her stream like usual on my pc when suddenly the viewer count dropped to 1 and she said "it's just you and me now" then she proceeded to crawl out of my monitor reaching toward my face and ripped it off leaving me with no face and she started to eat my skin and smeared her face with my blood

>>12639825
Making Mori drink Bang and then banging till we go out with a bang

Would AI Dungeon be able to simulate a date with Calli? I can't take it anymore, /vt/. I want to be with her so bad.

>>12640416
Write fiction of yourself and mori for your own personal enjoyment

>>12640489
B-But I already know how it ends. I need someone else to do it.

ENTER....
THE SUPERIOR RAPPER

>>12640558
I plan to.

Hey deadbeats, how are you tonight? I just got my covid shot and have been having aches and fever all day. Hope it's going better for you!

>>12640416
I don't know about that but it once simulated her roommate being my roommate. It wasn't intentional on my part but fuck I ran with it

>>12640666
>He got the memevirus jab
Rest in Peace anon, we'll remember you

>>12640781
I'll let you know how it was!

>>12640746
I am her roommate

>>12640666
Nice quads. Nobody cares about your health, anon.

>>12640896
You're pretty sexy, my dude.

>>12640666
Good news is if you're a BurgerBeat, at least you get an extra hour of sleep to help out (especially if you're watching karaoke tonight)

>>12640949
It's ok, anon. When you die from the virus I'll drag you down to hell with me for failing to properly recognize my devils trips

>>12640666
I got jabbed in May and still can't smell shit

>>12641046
I suppose your can't sue?

>>12641072
Not a chance, before delivering the vaccine, the pharmaceutical companies had major governments sign contracts shielding them from any legal culpability in the event of ineffectiveness or negative side effects.

>>12640896
My boy shouldn't be able to be such an adorable girl, Mori. Something bout it is messed up

>>12641151
What a load of shit.

>>12615701
Kronii had sex with IRyS
https://vocaroo.com/1ljc8r2hSUUk

>>12641253
Was Mori recording?

>>12630214

how much do i have to pay mori to commission a 2 hour long asmr hands free orgasm recording

>>12641253

>>12641305
You have to agree to be her new uber eats driver. The old one is currently passed out in a cage. You earn minimum wage, no benefits, and you will receive no hazard pay.

>>12641246
Not really.

>>12641372
if i get to cum to her voice recordings jerking me off then i would

>>12641253
7/10 pretty good.

>>12641253
>/infinity/ literally had to make up soundboard patches to make this
>while MoRyS only has to look at the Red C video/Karaoke/Any JumpKast 1 or 3 clip to put meaningful MORyS things.

>>12641253
Holy moly

>>12641253
This sounds more like Kiara and Kronii. I've let to listen to IRYS yet.

>>12641476
you make me sad deadbeat. your brain is too small or your mind is too confined to see how great things can be
expand upon your current range of thoughts
Mori has multiple hands, with multiple fingers.
She has a 5 foot scythe
She has 2 feet, each equipped with toes
A mouth with a tongue
A vagina, and maybe even an asshole
to limit the possibilities to ONLY one girl...
I feel as though I am back in middle school

>>12641253
That's pretty fucking good...

>>12641428
>event of ineffectiveness
Ya kind of really. If they were selling snake piss to inject you with they're literally not liable for it. Though I think if they were the government would just tear those agreement ups

>>12640361
>My strangest Mori dream was when I was watching her stream like usual on my pc when suddenly the viewer count dropped to 1 and she said "it's just you and me now"
Nice.
>then she proceeded to crawl out of my monitor reaching toward my face and ripped it off leaving me with no face and she started to eat my skin and smeared her face with my blood
Maybe the lore version would while on her period.

This gives me an idea for a self indulgent fanfic where Mori does the same thing, minus the face eating. If I publish the story, maybe I'll post it for my Wife Calli.

>>12641973
>Calli

>>12642012
>not understanding the difference between mori and calli
>calling out someone who used both
newfag

>>12642012
>Mori

>>12642106
>Ope

>>12642065
There is no difference, the Mori/Calli/Ope thing is a meme but I guess it lets newfags out yourselves.

>>12642210
>It's totally a meme
It's not. Did you not listen to Dead Beats?

>>12642210
>threadreader
Back to global with you

How many inches long would Calliope's futa cock be? How heavy would he balls be?

>>12642171
Ope the strongest version

>>12642386
>Ope
>Strongest
anon, what was shown of Ope so far in the manga is that she's an absolute jobber

>>12642377

>>12642406
She's absolutely insane and can't be controlled but she's much more of an intelligent beast than some believe. She manifests herself in strange ways. Never look her in the eyes.

>>12642465
Mine is bigger so it'll be cute seeing her compare it with my member.
>"What's the matter, Calli? Your scythe compensating for something?"

>>12642377
https://files.catbox.moe/lfy1xl.jpg

>>12642703
Those are some nice cocks.

>>12640361
notgonnalietheyhadusinthefirsthalf.gif

>>12642210
>newfag wasn't here for the civil war and then forced reconciliation
I'll never forgive Califags they fucking ruined Mori

>>12640361
That escalated quickly.

>>12642933
MORIFAGS GET THE ROPE

>>12642933
callifags truly are the worst fanbase

>>12642406
She gets stronger everyday, fucker. Sports fest was only remotely a sucess for red team C because Ope took control halfway through.

How many times has IRyS called Mori sexy?

>>12643099
At least twice, once during the MK ID/EN collab and once last night

>>12642963

>>12642933
>callifags and moritards fighting each other to see who's superior
>Opechads sit back and see 2 monkeys fighting
yeah, feels good being an Opechad

Morichads, the time is upon us once again.

Its time to drive back the Callifags and their misguided brethren, the Opetards.

OPE OVE

>>12643302
Ope was mostly a myth during the civil war. No one could have foreseen her awakening

Miyabi bros can't stop winning

>>12643649
God that thread was fucking gold

>>12643163
She called her hot a couple times during the karaoke too

>>12643163
>>12644476
The way she reacted to Mori twerking during the festival really made it sound like she's seen it in person

GOD DAMN IT MILKY QUEEN MAKES MY PEEPEE SO HARD

>>12642703
Source?

>>12644764
Is she doing something?

>>12644927
TO MY HEART, YES.
ON STREAM NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o984MaU2nA
rrat: the Reaper Business talk she was talking about earlier last month was making this

>>12644607
That fucking ass? Can't blame her. Mori really is something that is rare.

>>12644976
Just remember, anon. Too much milk will cause your heart to explode into blood-soaked viscera

>>12644607
All this ass shaking recently is making me think she's a whore

>>12645414
She is my Whori after all

>>12645229
https://twitter.com/yuppippippi1/status/1456915865996120067
rrat murdered

>>12645414
anon, your autism check

>>12645414
She's chosen to carry on Coco's Legacy. First it was teaching bad english words now its all that hip shaking and ass thrusting

>>12645414
I cant believe my oshi is a WHORE that repeatedly presses the shift key in minecraft!

>>12645414
Yeah, mine.

>>12645414
Have you not seen it in person? The silent ones are usually the most sexually repressed. Mori is just that, socially and sexually repressed and all this is just an explosion of things she wanted to do during highschool

>>12645526
I wanna have secret minecraft sex with Calli on the HoloEN server.

>>12645394
Milky Queen is a type of rice anon, she's not a milktuber.

Then again...

>>12645460
damn

Just a reminder to that Mori is only one step away from wearing the Idol dress. After all look at this Idol Dance she and the girls preformed

Why does Mori break things every week?

>>12645874
Myth & IRyS! or Treat

>>12645951
Honestly her just dancing off to the left half the time outside of the camera is so cute

>>12645874
>IRyS dancing alongside them
Cute!

>>12645874
Idol outfit mori

I know about Calli and Mori.


But tell me about Ope

>>12646044
I need to tongue her bellybutton

>>12645581
LET ME IN ABE

>>12646051
She's that slutty girl you knew in Highschool. Calli and Mori were holding her back but Hololive has been giving Ope power and soon she will be unleashed.

>>12646051
Ope is the accumulated lust of calli and Mori, she's known to the public eye as Smol Mori but she is already plotting to jump to a real 3D body once Mori and Calli gets their's to assume total control

I keep listening to her old music

>>12646074
>Abe letting two gaijin procreate in HIS Japan

He will never let you in.

>>12646493
I dont remember subscribing to this blog

>>12645999
honorary Myth member

>>12646074
You need the permission of: Naruto or Kishida, Abbott, Death-Sensei and most importantly; Papa Reaper

>>12646594
Fffff I fucking made sure the autocorrect didn't make it Naruto instead of Naruhito and it changed it back. Oh well, now you need the Hokage's permission as well.

>>12646636
Phonechama...

>>12646636
>Hokage
He about to die

>>12646562
at this point, yes and I don't object

>>12646051
Every appearance of Mori in 3d has actually been Ope. She was breaking containment during the sports fest with the twerking as well. She's made a few other notable appearances such as cursed ASMR

>>12646729
im fearing that she might break containment in the spa ASMR