/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12638514
Tightness

>>12638514
>Cucking millions viewers an hundreds of paypigs

Pure bliss

>>12638514
Most are menhara or at the very least anxious neets. And they'll be devoting most of their time to pleasing men on the internet instead of (you)

You have to ask yourself one thing. Will you really be happy being with a virtual e-girl? Think about it. These women with the exception of maybe 2 are actually full blown autists so that means you'll have to be doing stuff for them all the time like cooking and cleaning. What will you get in return? Well hopefully a nice warm wet hole that literally million of other depraved men wish they could get

>>12638996
Niggerchama that sounds nice and all but you're still dating someone who will devote more of her time for them than you

>>12638514
I know that in at least one instance you can finger them on stream and everyone forgets about it.

>>12638514
The fact that they are vtubers in the first place is not a good sign anon, idk if anyone would want that

>>12639323
Not if I'm dating Ayame

>>12638514
entertainers are narcissistic and insecure as fuck. i am sure playing an anime girl will add on a whole list of other problems along with it as well. so in the end, it's probably can't ever be a healthy relationship.

>>12639735
Okay you got me there

>>12638514
Well, depends on what you mean. If you're referring to their roommates, then you might as well find a ham-beast gamer girl at your local college campus. It definitely wouldn't be that much different. Depending on who you go with, you've some lovely menhera BS to deal with on top of that. If they're not a ham-beast, you don't have a chance... but let's assume you do. I'd imagine it'd be like dating a regular girl.

If you're referring to the actual personas, I fear for you. Imagine making Kronii angry and she decides to trap you into a time loop until you're on your knees begging her to pull you out. Imagine making the grim reaper angry. Imagine making any of these girls angry, really. I'm not fucking around, and I'm not finding out.

>>12638514
Shit if you actually like them, pretty great if >>12638996 and just use them as a slampig

>>12639939
>date korone
>accidentally pees on the carpet

>>12639323
Unless she's streaming an awful lot, that shouldn't be true. And even if she's streaming you can still finger her from time to time.

A random 2-view might be normal, but dating a big-time corpo chuuba like Fubuki or Rushia would mean they have total control in the relationship knowing they make 10 times your income and could set up an offpako with their viewers any time they want.
At that point, what power does the average anonchama actually have in this relationship where they would willingly stay with you?

>>12640167
>At that point, what power does the average anonchama actually have in this relationship where they would willingly stay with you?

I'm 6'1 and have an 8 inch penis. Pic related is me.

>>12638514
>im streaming today, no-contact until i contact you
>ogey
It's like that. I'm not sure why she keeps lying about liking manlets though, probably to appeal to her audience. She always tells me how she loves how tall I am.

>>12638514
She streaming while sitting on my dck

>>12639323
No since I watch her streams. I get
her streams as a fan + her personally as well > her streams a fan
Mathematically i get the most of my oshi

>>12640107
Stick her nose in it and tell her she's a bad dog.

>>12640689
Midget. Come back to me when you're 6'5". And your cock is only eight inches online, don't even lie.

If my girlfriend is a 2view independent then I'll stream alongside her as a vTuber couple. I don't want to touch anyone from Niji or Hololive.

>>12638514
They're probably busy streaming all the time and can only talk to you 1 day a week.

>Wake up
>See this
>As she falls asleep, you get up and get ready for your five-figure wageslave job
>After all, gotta keep up, otherwise you won't be her boyfriend for long
>Come home late, because that's what five-figure jobs are like
>She's still at her idol practice
>Get a message telling to order Uber eats or something, she's eating out with Miko today
>Yesterday it was Toko, before that her manager, and A-chan and Sora the day before that
>As you get ready for bed to wake up for yet another day of wageslaving, she hurries home
>Maybe today..?
>"Ah, I'm home early enough, I can still stream!"
>Well, there's always your day off
>"By the way, I haven't seen Lupi-chan and Ran-chan for so long, so I'll be going out with them on Sunday. I'll cook dinner after I get done streaming, don't you worry."
>Well, at least you'll get to taste her homecooking this week

>Wake up
>See this
>As she falls asleep, you get up and get ready for your five-figure wageslave job
>After all, gotta keep up, otherwise you won't be her boyfriend for long
>Come home late, because that's what five-figure jobs are like
>She's still at her idol practice
>Get a message telling to order Uber eats or something, she's eating out with Miko today
>Yesterday it was Toko, before that her manager, and A-chan and Sora the day before that
>As you get ready for bed to wake up for yet another day of wageslaving, she hurries home
>Maybe today..?
>"Ah, I'm home early enough, I can still stream!"
>Well, there's always your day off
>"By the way, I haven't seen Lupi-chan and Ran-chan for so long, so I'll be going out with them on Sunday. I'll cook dinner after I get done streaming, don't you worry."
>At least you'll get to taste her homecooking this week, last week she was too busy grinding Ansta for the event

>>12640167
That's why you need to practice emotionally manipulative tactics to keep them in the relationship. That's all you have to keep them from jumping, your wits at abusing their mental state.

>>12639939
Good thing my oshi is Mary.

>>12643252
This. Make sure to always dominate, wherever you are whoever it is. Physically, mentally, emotionally, and even financially - if you can't do one or any of those then be manipulative, gaslight people, lie to them, etc. Seem vulnerable in a way that activates their motherly or protective instincts, while at the same time maintain the appearance of a strong column they can lean on.

>>12638514
>what would it be like dating a fat/old mentally ill woman that devotes countless hours a week doing girlfriend larp for thousands of third worlders
OP do you think about this often?

>>12643800
I just wanna cum inside my chubba

>>12639323
spending most of your time with a person is the fastest way to get sick of them and resent them, having your own things going on is good

A bit off-topic, but I always wanted to do a v-tuner couple channel, however I don’t really want a girlfriend and wouldn’t want to do it with a girl who has a boyfriend.

>>12638514
how the fuck is anyone on this board supposed to know about dating?

>>12639142
>so that means you'll have to be doing stuff for them all the time like cooking and cleaning.
I would be Pekora’s Househusband in a heartbeat.

unironically I would imagine it feels similar to dating an onlyfans girl just not as bad

>>12638996
That would honestly be the best perk lol

>>12644489
that's just weird

>>12645339
I feel like the best part would be continuing to reply with:
>Yeah, me
In generals, and actually being able to mean it.

>>12638514
Well adjusted, responsible, and good GF/wife material women with decent life prospects and good judgement do not become vtubers.

It'd be like dating any other broken basketcase woman with mountains of baggage, and added bizarre social retardation that is common in this line of work.

Vtubers make too much money and get too parasocial with their viewers.
Dating one would be weird like dating a celebrity. I'll pass unless it's a 2viewtuber

>>12645534
Not really

>>12640760
>less post makey more meds takey.

Incredibly stressful. Just think about the kind of person who becomes a vtuber.

>>12644489
What you're looking for is a co-host unless you want to cash in on NTR.

>>12644489
Do it with your boyfriend then

>>12645124
>pekora sees you in your maid apron cleaning stuff
>she then proceeds to drop a bunny sized turd on the floor
>"CLEAN IT UP, CLEAN IT UP PEKO"
>she loudly cackles as you kneel down on the floor to clean it up

>>12638514
Would be fun if she is indie and you simp for her while shes streaming and then she goes full submissive when shes not

>>12640167
>>12643252
>>12640689
I hate to be that guy but not everything women do is transactional, they wont be breaking out the calculator seeing what margins their boyfriend will bring in. All you gotta do is make her have fun and get a good feeling when you are around. I doubt most of the girls would even care if you are a neet since they all do the same shit anyway.

>>12652186
The reality is most women do want to marry up. Most women want men who can bring in more than they do simply because of nature. So its expected of men to be held to a higher standard if they want women. There's a reason 80% of men are ignored on dating apps.

Strange.

>>12638996
The break up would be just as devastating. In this case public humilation would be involved.

>>12638514
I'm not looking to date I'm looking to marry

>>12642317
Perfect

>>12639142
this sound as an absolute win
She earns the money, alot of it
I just need to do things anyone has to do to having a decent living space
Wet hole

>>12644489
I'm still waiting for the Nyanners and Jerma collab

>>12639142
>autism
She'll never betray
>house husband
loads of freetime to keep up my gainz and do my hobbies. also cooking for others feels amazing
>both NEETs
lots of things in common

This sounds like a win on all fronts, only downside is when I impregnate her and we'll be losing our only source of income because she can't stream with a baby inside her

>>12638514
This is something no one here wants to bear but egirls (which most of this vtuber girls fall under some kind of egirl) are as bad marriage material as the girl who is sucking cocks in nightclub bathrooms.

Assuming we getting a big non-holo & non-apex addicit to date
lets count the potential pros
She will have alot of money
Your life will still private unlike a face streamer partner
Is unlikely she will cheat on you (not because she loves you, but cause her work hours has no physical interaction with people)
You will have the satisfaction of knowing the shit she lies about to her audience

potential parryable cons
a non-holo would have male chuuba collab friends, counter this by becaming bro with them
a non-holo has more on the power balance since breakup doxx would be a career ender for her to fear, counter this by gaslighting her with self-harm when she get bored of you

>>12660100
>cause her work hours has no physical interaction with people
that pretty much assures that she's going to cheat, dummy

>>12638514
This may include : They spout lies over lies about their life, they literally live two or more lives strictly delimited but they have to hide everything about their virtual idol life. If the partner is ignorant enough she will just tell she is an eSport competitor and she has to train most nights. They are looking they are vulnerable and with low self-confidence in real life whereas they can be the contrary when streaming under an avatar.

>>12640107
>Date Korone
>Sleep alone while she streams all night

No chuuba of note is ever going to marry or even attempt to date a fan, and least of all (your) pathetic ass. This is a direct equivalent of dating/marrying down.

>>12638514
Like dating a clingy, horny, unwashed hikikomori with significant mental problems. So basically paradise on Earth.

>>12662580
Why would she cling to you when much better men are available?

>>12662603
Because better men don't want a trainwreck like her. Her prospects of finding a man are so bad she'll either end up with me or a serial killer and frankly the serial killer is probably out of her league.

>>12662674
bro, tone down the copium, you're overdosing. men are literally cheap as dirt right now

>>12638514
>What do you think it's like to date a vtuber?
pic

>>12662674
It may have been true twenty years ago. Nowadays they would line up for a cute girl loaded with cash.

>>12639323
Not in my bed though

>>12662715
imagine writing a whole fan fic about ollie being a scardy cat in phasmo.

>>12662752
You are still coping, huh.

>>12662752
>naughty cat*

>>12638514
hello is this the size thread?

>>12638514
I don't want to deal with menhera breakdown after menhera breakdown.

>>12639323
What do you think Mori's doing with the other 95%?

>>12638514
Aki choco and mel deserve to be bigger than this.

>>12668626
Crazy to think that at one time, Choco was 3rd largest in Hololive and on pace to surpass Fubuki. In some alternate timeline, she could have been the face of a quieter, more erotic Hololive.

>>12638514
It would be really difficult to have a healthy relationship since all of them have thousands of yes-men who live to give them money and attention just for existing. So they'd expect the same from you.

>>12638514
>5'7 manlets in bottom left

>>12662715
unironically hot

>>12639735
You'd have to play league of legends all day with her then its even worse

>>12662775
It's just your fantasy. Ollie's previous solo streams have lots of this stuff. The collab introduced newfags to Ollie and they latched onto this rrat.

Go look for Fauna's moans for similar stuff.

The juice is not worth the squeeze. Similarly to non-vtubers. With tinder, you're constantly one swipe away from being replaced even if she's 3/10. Unless you waste energy to constantly dominate and mistreat her, which most of them love. After 3 years the tingles disappear, and you're left with a childish roommate whose wet hole dried up immediately after marriage. The nuclear family is dead, statistics about dead-bedrooms are plain to see.
Remove sex, and look at what remains - it's worth less than a bro. The vast majority of women age like milk past 25 and turn menhera, at which point it's scary what they can do to you through the current law.

Anime and vtubers are selling us a fantasy, idealized almost-impossible things. Keep it as a fantasy. Maybe wait for AI or learn to respect yourself.

There's a reason why I want to co-host streams instead of letting my vtuber girlfriend stream alone. And that's because we share a same interest in vTubing. Plus its fun for both of us. Even if we do miss out on the lonely simp donations.

Boomp