/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12631217
Yeah it's the difference between playing with coworkers and playing with friends. I'm a Holofag and even I know NijiEN's chemistry mogs the fuck out of them.

>>12631217
One feels like i'm in a discord with friends and the other feels like i'm watching the fucking Disney Channel

>>12631217
>Spoiler
Time stamp for the Pokémon one please I need to know the reaction

>>12631217
>"If pokemon were real, the bestiality rates would be crazy, I'd let my Machamp fuck me, dude, no fucking joke."
>the nijien quotes are actually real

>>12631792
Is that any different from the people that fantasize about fucking gardevoir?

>>12631932
Fantasize about fucking your favorite pokemon isn't weird but talking about it like it is something normal to hundrets of people live kind is.

>this thread again

>>12631217
Are you really going to sit here and tell me you wouldn't take the BMC if it was readily available to you

>>12631217
This is proof that Nijifags are parasocial weirdos, while Holofags are just normal people watching another version of regular TV

>>12631932
>>12632228
it is a little weird though I guess i'd fuck Weepinbell

>>12631217
I'm going to need links on those NijiEN quotes.

>>12631410
>>12631673
try making it less obvious, nijibronies

>>12631932
Fucking pokemon is legit any pokemon not just certain ones... now digimons however

>>12631410
Imagine thinking Pokemon fetish sharing is 'mogging'. Cope Nijifags

>>12631217
>Niji girls nod at the lewd
>Holo girls get finger banged on stream, have their BF's accounts on friend lists, let men chat in their homes during streaming hours, and have abortions
I'll take roleplaying being a slut over actually being one

>>12633397
>have abortions
What?

>>12633448
Why do you think sana took a break?

>>12633537
Why would you need a break to have an abortion?

>>12633448
brb 3 weeks, dog died

>>12633588
Repeated abortions can cause quite a bit of damage

>>12633619
3 weeks would be necesssary if you actually have a child, not if you abort it

>>12631217
this is why nijien is unwatchable vulgar whores

>>12633815
>3 weeks
>A child
oh anon, 3 weeks from the birth is just the start of pain.
There's a reason why alot of people jokingly call having a baby as career killers. its 2+ years of unstable as fuck schedules

>>12633958
>unstable as fuck schedules
Fitting if you only need the baby to be quiet 10/15 hours a week and can work from home, with flexible hours

>>12634008
If you were indy sure, guerilla streams are your bread and butter. But Holo/Niji and other companies have their talents set schedules up days in advance. You'd have to be praying your baby sticks to a pattern or your SO sound proofs the baby room and is watching the kid like a hawk

>>12634204
Considering how much Holos make, you could even pay someone to take care of the baby during streaming hours. You'll need soundproofing, but again, easy to do

They learned from the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt8k0ChNDmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyvHbXf0k7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN0BKSE07_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74XUr_EhxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJVFUWaa8DU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMrRhtQ3uiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_fsUotR-Ig

>>12634468
Poop/piss is usually considered less "offensive" than sex talk though

>>12634468
>Doesn't have Yubigate
>Doesn't have Shion's man speaking
>Doesn't have Matsuri's roommates' vid of her "burglar" entering
>Doesn't have The Gura/Ina collab of shark moaning it up like a porno
>Doesn't have Mori's phonecall checking out of a hotel

Anon, you're going way too easy on them

>>12634468
amateurs

>>12634761
>Mori's phonecall checking out of a hotel
What?

>>12634761
>Mori's phonecall checking out of a hotel
Ahahaha no fucking way anon you're shitting me.

>>12634889
>>12634843
Come on, it was Gura's birthday stream bros, i thought we were Holofags up in here

May all of you collectively kill yourselves

>>12635040
I follow a few Holos but that's it

>>12634682
>sex talk
I remember how Gura said "beat your meat" meaning masturbation.
Amelia talked about sex with moms.

The only thing that keeps them from sex jokes is the managers.

>>12635275
>Amelia talked about sex with moms
A past life spoke about nothing short of being a particular step dad's cock sleeve

>>12632228
How the fuck is that weird? Many people would fuck pokemon

>>12632706
>Fucking Weepinbell

Out of all the pokemon..why?

>>12631217
>"Man, fuck that shit, holy fuck man"
>"Oh FUCK ME!"
>"Jesus fucking christ!"
Of all Selen quotes you missed the most important
>"AHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

>>12631217
Why even watch vtubers if they're just going to act like 3DPD whores?

>>12636148

>>12633766
Unless you were being scraped with a shotgun but how the fuck could you have more than 1 or 2 abortions, wouldn't you just be on the pill constantly at that point?

>>12631410
I agree. I base the value of all my friendships by how ok they are with me talking about my desire to be mating pressed by Machamp. If you can't talk about that you can't be considered friends.

>>12637314
Selen is perfect though.

Don't Mori and Kiara curse too? Wasn't Amelia's gremlin tendencies part of her appeal?

>>12631673
Discord with friends? More like a Comedy Central show that can't even get a second season

>>12640800
She's a fucking clone

>>12631217
>"I literally gotta mute the mic because I had chili and farting a fucking storm"

w h o and w h e n

>>12636148
He probably fantasizes about his cum being the only sustenance that sustains Weepinbell, like that one pasta about debeaking an octopus.

>>12635408
Please tell me that she's not that broken.
It was just a haha funny shock-humor joke during her ouch the edge indie phase, if it ever even happened at all, right?

>>12636148
succ

>>12631217
>the nijien quotes are actually real
Source on the Pokemon quote?

>>12631217
>>12633911
>Complaining about degeneracy using the furrypedo fox

>>12644446
That's a good pomu.

>>12633911
k

>>12644368
Her roommate confessed to being messed with by her step dad, and implied it went further. She was in tears while talking about it.

>>12634468
Notice a trend about who is in these videos? NijiEN is just as desperate for attention as she is.

>>12644605
She's just saying shota as a little boy. Same with loli, it's for little girl. None of this comes off as degenerate at all

>>12631217
Oh look it's this thread again

>>12646244
honestly who could blame him
any teamate in his position would done the same

>>12640690
unironically this, except replace mating press with full nelson

>>12646522
Goddamn, she's lived such a fucked up life. No wonder she's such a hikki with attitude.
>>12646522
Someone ought to exterminate you like the vermin you are.

>>12633124
>>12640690
Are you guys women or faggots? If you're neither one, why would you be judgmental about girls having a fetish of being manhandled by a humanoid 4-arm body builder looking creature? Machamp is a living proof women secretly want GigaChad.

>>12646461
Suuuuuuuure

>>12646979
They're faggots, plain and simple.
They don't want to be the Machamp because that's difficult and would require forethought, endurance, and occasionally being uncomfortable.
Unlike them, I will become the four-armed, inhumanely-ripped freak of her dreams, and I will fuck their oshi's brains out live on stream while roaring my best Machamp impression.

>>12634843
>>12634889
Her post-sex voice is pretty hot

>>12634843
>>12634889
..sure is a lot of newfags around lately.

>>12644605
>>12646461
She's pikamee level pedo. Pretty audacious about it too.

>>12631410
>I'm a Holofag and even I know NijiEN's chemistry mogs the fuck out of them
Is this how blatant falseflagging has become?

>>12646979
A 5'3 humanoid btw. Lanklets BTFO

>>12631410
spot the furfag

>>12631217
they're botch cancer cringe I agree.
It's as if diaspora asians and mutts are obnoxious subhumans. Oh wait that's exactly it

>>12631217
Ok, who said the Machamp thing?

>>12631410
Hololive streams are like that because holobronies unironically like being babied. Simple as

>>12634761
>Doesn't have Shion's man speaking
You mean towa??

>>12644446
>Furry
>Pedo
Please be real

>>12659054
>>12327942

I'm a NijiENchad and holo talent that I like the most are Fubuki and Matsuri. They would be happier in Nijisanji

>>12631410
Not even trying anymore

>>12637554
True that, if you wanna be a vtuber you gotta spice things up a little

>>12634761
I need the sources on some of these. I'm assuming the Mori one is her staying at a hotel with Kiara? Don't watch her so don't know. The Shion one sounds fake, unless you're talking about her milking her gachikois with her fanbox tiers when she was getting stalked.

>>12644446
It's okay when the JP's do it.

>>12632791
Was this meant to be a Holofag thread?

>>12643855
Clone of whom?

>>12646425
>Notice a trend about who is in these videos?
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOFAc3jjxrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwmHpmw1l2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SPW-stF7ZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4BN61oiXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Ffqu5IEWg

Gura has many moments where she “accidentally” says something bad.

>>12633958
Gwelu has had his baby on stream before. It was actually really cute.

>>12640690
If you're not willing to play soggy biscuit with your friends you can't call them friends.

>>12633958
>Complete fucking poser who will never have sex nevermind a child in his life doesn't know about the multiple high-profile Vtubers who are already parents
If you aren't a complete fucking retard having a baby should not at all skullfuck your schedule.

>>12640690
This, unironically

>>12631217
>the nijien quotes are actually real
>also all probably Finana.

>>12667973
you must not have heard from their new wave then
they brought in 2 people who are as bad if not worse than finana

the toddler coddling garbage from holos is enabling this final yab bullshit because theyre constantly walking on eggshells when streaming

>>12631217
all hololive collabs more scripted than a WWE PPV

>>12631410
I agree, Holo en collabs can be cringe. It's like they're all walking on eggshells, it's very awkward