/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12624152
beat the shit out of her

>>12624152
Stop spamming threads, KFP subhuman.

>>12624152
Kiss her good morning

Put earbuds in and listen to one of the girls ASMR so I don't have to hear her talk, go back to sleep and actually wake up.

Tell her to stream sparks and not leech on me.

This is an attempt at brainwashing, isnt it kfp?

>>12624152
Become an hero

Despair for I am in lesser Germany.

>>12624152
Call the police

>>12624152
Fuck her then fuck all kfp's

Rape and then pass her onto my friend who actually likes her

>>12624152
Stream Violet on my phone at max volume

>>12624152
Look for a job because at least it would not be the third world anymore

Don't know if I'd *do* anything but I would be happy.

>>12624152
mating press impregnation sex 72 hours

>>12624152
>What would you do if you cucked KFP?
Do we really need to do anything else?

>>12624152
Go destroy her porcelain throne after eating a big dinner and getting a healthy amount of exercise the night before, relieve myself in orange woman again to recentee my chi, pass out for a few more hours because I'm not a morning person, then drag myself into the kitchen where there'd better be a table full of fresh Bauernfrühstück, Bircher Muesli, Kartoffelpuffer and Griessbrei if she didn't plan on reincarnating that day, and finally borrow her card so I can use those KFP bux to hit the pub courtesy of their patronage.

I'm simple man, OP.

>>12624789
Well more like 1980s West German man anyway. But probably current year german too.

>>12624152
Alternate between mating press and doggy style for as long as I can go on

>>12624152
Piss in her mouth

>>12624152
Politely tell her to leave.

>>12624152
these nuts lmao

>>12624152
>please please please tell me we used a condom, also can i have Guras number.

>>12624152
I would tie her up and then stream myself raping her on her channel

>>12624177
Like a true husband

>>12624152
Hope that we used protection/that she's on the pill.

>>12624152
Put on my Pomu cosplay and prone bone her

>>12624152
Get the bowl of eggs ready.

>>12624177
Fpbp

>>12628014
Took this fucken long, come on.

>>12624177
It's ok if you don't pass, hun

>>12624152
Yell 'Kikkeriki!' as loud as possible.

>>12624152
Fuck her fat juicy ass till her womb and rectum are overflowing with seed.

>>12624152
Pinch my cheeck to see if I'm not dreaming, then go back to sleep and hope I didn't became a schizophrenic.

>>12624152
fuck the shit out of her throat so she can't speak again with that annoying voice

>>12624152
Explain the problem and hope my past trajectory as a loyal kiryu-kai is enough to make her not call the cops in a panic and help me return home without causing an international incident.

>>12628586
If I get to see my oshi every morning I don't mind turning full schizo.

>>12624152
be an Austrian with her to reject my SEAnigger identity

>>12624152
Kiara? As in the Kiara on my screen?
Or the person that plays Kiara?
These questions never specify.

>>12624152
cry. my ass hurts from yesterday...

>>12624348
but Germany is lesser Germany though? every other Germaniesque country is better

>>12624152
Hatefuck while covering her mouth so she cant talk.

>>12624152
Stroke her hair and back for a while then make her a healthy breakfast

>>12624152
If I was her partner it would mean my life was fixed and good enough, so I would cry from happiness.

>>12624152
Hug her and give her a tight squeeze, god, I can't remember the last time I had physical contact with another person...

>>12624152
Demand to know where her mother is so I can rape her.

>>12624152
Kiara seems like the kind of girl that'd pee and poo if you tried to rape her. I don't think there's any winning answer except to smell her hair and get out before she wakes up.

>>12629060
>Pee and poo
I thought Germans were into that sort of thing, not sure if it extends to Austrians though

I'd just cum
Cum on her thigh instantly
Like squeezing a tube of toothpaste that had a lot of pressure in it

>>12629060
God I want her to pee on my mouth.

i would snuggle her because physical touch is awesome

>>12624152
anal

Smile, then wake up for real.

>>12624152
ask why she's wearing sleeping with 2 hats on

>>12628332
i'm sorry to inform you that this person is not me and I'm 6'7 and jacked irl. You can continue believing everyone who dislikes her is this one twitter person but I thought I should at least inform you otherwise.

Leave Schluchtenscheißerland as soon as possible

>>12624152
ask her what is she doing there to begin with.

Fuck her fat phoenix ass

>>12627611
I would never marry her unless it was the only way to beat her up, but I'm not sure I could sit through the whole marriage ceremony whilst holding back my inner bestial rage

>>12624152
The vtuber? Rape, the roommate? Gtfo there as fast as I can

>>12629259
That what how have not.

>>12629590
The phoneposter? faggot.

>>12624152
Sell her for parts.

>>12624152
Check to see if I somehow became Calli or Ame or Pomu

>>12624152
marriage

>>12628967
Does she have to eat all the eggs?

>>12629628
yes

>>12624152
go back to sleep

>>12624152
Snuggle. I'd honestly do anything to cuddle with a cute girl; I just want someone that'd make the world feel less cold.

>>12624152
Kiara or her roommate?

Find a mirror and see what kind of black dude I've become

>>12629722
That aon't mr

>>12624152
Hug her tightly and cry that I have to wake up from this dream

Non-stop sex till we both collapse from exhaustion and go back to sleep.

Any other answer is wrong and makes you a faggot.

>>12629880
just post it and get your vacation you pussy

>>12628332
the thights are really cute, which actual females would use this sort of thing

>>12630088
ok ok here's her roommate's gravure and the black cock she likes so much

>What would you do if you woke up next to kiara
Wake up again because it would be too good to be true

I'll hug her. I just want to feel warmth of another person and I assume she would also want a hug

>>12624152
mating. press.

>>12624152
Take my schizopills and go back to sleep

>>12624152
scream
wonder why there’s a 2d being in the 3D world despite her having someone behind the model
realize I’m being abducted by aliens
cry
cry a lot

>>12624152
check for std immediately

>>12629132
Look up kiara scat fetish...

>>12629291
>jacked and 6'7
>I see your IP posting for 3 hours+
So you're sad and insecure, we get it. I know where you live. Should I come over and help you do your reps Anon?

>>12624152
Wondering why the fuck am I on Flare's body

>>12629291
Post selfie with timestamp or you're a lying faggot. Show me your max bench press too.

>>12631279
>>12630841
>being this new

>>12629917
the fentanyl floyd kind
a cop's knee materializes out of thin air to break your neck nonlethally until your withdrawal symptoms kill you

>>12624152
Unsubscribe and stop watching her. If she fucked me, she probably fucks everyone she sees. I don't watch whores.

sex

>>12624177
i will beat you up, fag

>>12631360
> asking for timestamps is a newfag move
Holy newfag

>>12624152
lift up the covers and look down at her feet

Love her unconditionally

>>12624177
fpbp

>>12624152
apologize, then go back to streaming Sparks

>>12624152
Would kill myself in the way that it looks like she's the one that killed me

>>12624152
Tell her to hand over the feet pics Ame send her

Cuddle. Also if she's not streaming that means she isn't doing the chicken voice and her natural voice is sexy as fuck.

>>12640698
good luck dude I'm 6'7 and jacked

>>12630841
How much is a ticket from sea to america

Apologize, probably, and meekly leave.

>>12624152
If I woke up next to HER right? In her bed?
>open my eyes and behold the situation
>"What the fuck?"
>roll out of bed, wake her up
>"What the fuck?! Who the fuck are you?" she is whisper, scared shitless
>"I don't know! What the fuck is happening, how did I get here?"
>I too am scared shitless and am backing away towards the door
>She starts sobbing in German
>"I'm going! I'm going, I'm so sorry, Jesus Christ I'm sorr-"
>Her eyes dart around the room before she starts to scream at the top of her lungs
>"Fucking-!" I run out the door and fumble my way out of the house/apartment/whatever
>I hear her scream for a while before she stops
>I pull out my phone in a panic and call the police to get ahead of the situation
Just me?

>>12624152
Chop her up and sell it to kfp

>>12640891
jacked and 6'7 is a meme you dip.

>>12624177
Based

>>12643840
There would be a lot of things to consider. Does your phone/plan even work in Austria?

How do you get back home without your passport? What do you do when inevitably the Austrian authorities take you in, and you have no way to verify your identity, and no way to prove or even explain why you are here?

Also, the Scientific implications of spontaneous teleportation would be a much bigger issue than any of this. The world, perhaps the entire universe, and certainly humanity as we know it, is about to fundamentally change!

>>12624177
fpbp

>>12624177
fpbp

>>12624152
I'd unzip my dick and fornicate with this chicken and make pure Aryan children

>>12624152
I would rim her asshole

>>12624152
holy fucking shit she's going to tear my sleeping bag

>>12642615
we have the winner

>>12654137
Bro, what brand bag do you use? I just ordered my second North Rim™ Adult Mummy Sleeping Bag, by Coleman, and i'm sleeping in two of them inside each other. I've never been so warm!

I could surely fit a Kiara sized woman in here with me and I'm certain it wouldn't rip, though it would be tight.

It's a great bag though, and two of them are cheaper than a single that has less than half the effective temperature rating!

>>12646913
Emergency numbers always works in whatever country you are, explaining the situation to the austrian police is another story.

>>12654360
Mine says Sivera, but it's literally the first ever bag I bought so I can't attest to how good or bad it is. In any case, it's treating me well.

That said, it's certainly a single-person bag and not rugged in any way, so a screeching, agitated Kiara would most likely ruin it. I wonder how batshit insane she'd go after she saw my room though

>>12624152
sex

>>12624152
her

>>12624152
impregnate

>>12624152
Is the context here I've just had a one-night-stand or I've just been drugged and kidnapped? I'm not sure my answer changes either way but my thought process might.

>>12624152
Hand her a bowl of eggs

>>12624152
>What would you do if you woke up next to kiara

https://youtu.be/PhdU4-kLZRo?t=12

Tell her to get a nosejob

i'd perform the 360 and walk away technique

>>12624152

>>12624152
Kiss and then fuck while spooning

>>12629060
>seems like the type of girl that’d pee and poo if you tried to rape her

Acting like thats a bad thing baka…

>>12667294
Nice