/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yuri LOVE!

I FUCKING LOVE LUMI

>>12574025
please die

Streaming with bad takes
Coercing push ups till pain
Saved by blood tributes

>>12575308
You can't even do some measly 100 push ups KNELLING? pathetic bro.

10/10 steam, lumi kino trough out. Hope for more aoe4 soon and more exercise media share.

>>12574839
Where can I get Yuri merch?

>>12575112
hi lumi

>>12575403
Bro, if you aren't in pain you weren't pushing yourself hard enough. PAIN FOR LUMI! BLOOD FOR LUMI!

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1456832715324592129

>>12579989
I had a lot of fun today. Great start to the weekend

>>12580149
me too anon

Gen 2 this month if the rrats are to be believed

Become Lumi...
Blood for Lumi..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE
do your wander reps
we're gonna make it bros

>>12584783
Any suspicions for talents?

>>12589672
I remember Lumi retweeted an indie who suddenly announced a graduation. Not saying her doing the RT is an indicator since she keeps up with a lot of indie vtubers, but sudden and unexpected graduation during incline usually means selection. Don't remember the name at all. Hope this helps

>>12589672
me

>>12595095
Me as well.
I can't wait to meet you.

>>12592786
Look at the new Tsunderia gen that Lumi is heavily retweeting

>watching VOD
>get to this thumbnail
OH NO NO NO NO

>>12597375
It was an edit with NIGGER redacted

>>12579989
imagine the smell

>>12566051
for some reason this reminds me a little of the deaf wife anon on /a/

Doing my self-improvement reps for Lumi!

>>12603492
check the Lumicord
that anon's wife also loves Lumi now

>>12603492
>>12603700
Jesas... first she was stealing oshis now she's stealing actual fucking wives. What a dastardly thief.

>>12579989
What even happened that made this shit take so long to arrive?
Or is she so spendthrift that Misaki had to twist her arm about it?
Either way, whatever they did with the audio sounded like 20 years of voice acting experience had suddenly been added to her voice. It felt like she had so much more control when in reality it was mostly just the hard and software blend not acting up anymore.
I guess the old adage holds true.
"There is more of a difference between a 50 dollar and a 100 dollar mic than a 100 dollar and a 1000 dollar one".
>>12582160
>>12580149
>>12575464
Wish I hadn't missed the notification then passed out before the end but damn. She seemed so damn *in tune* with everything and just really made a great performance out of it all.
Lumi love.
Computer LOVE!
Ark... modest interest, so far it looks really drab and non-distinct.
Around when does she start talking about exercise?

>>12607901
That was during the media share.
Weekly peer pressure work out seems like a good idea.

>>12609066
>That was during the media share.
Aaaah. Shit now I feel worse about not being there for that. I've got some really good shit for that.
>Weekly peer pressure work out seems like a good idea.
Peer pressure and Lumipressure.
https://streamable.com/qi0it9
Should make for a pretty decent combination.
I recently had a guy I met online back in 2010 show me a selfie of him and the friend group that remained after we kind of fell out of touch and it was legitimately depressing to see how stereotypical they all looked and how they'd clearly been pulling one another down.
More depressingly, that selfie was the result of one of them dying from something commonly associated with poor nutrition and no exercise.
They all *still* turned up to the funeral looking like disheveled con goers.
I don't want that for this fanbase.

It took one measly stream for you faggots to switch from LUMI HATE! HYPOCRISY HATE!! to sucking Lumi's porcelain cock. Never mind self improvement, why don't you do some backbone reps for Lumi.

>>12566056
>>12565545
Cubegamefags are mentally ill. It's an alright enough thing here and there but the people that keep pushing for it have issues.

>>12612196
>two angry riceschizos replying to themselves during a low density karaoke stream is the same as all of >us hating her
ogey

>>12612196
I'm feeling indifferent both before and after, things are going places.

So... we still having Lumi rate our dicks or what?

>>12613409
>we

>>12613409
>dicks
Fuck off, we only show up our blood

>>12613409
Blood or bust, bro

please do not carve a star into your cocks as a tribute

>>12614446
Good morning loomi, how do you feel about streaming lost ark again?

Is this the best Lumigumi can do?

>>12615352
>Is this the best Lumigumi can do?
Was the amount of exercise determined by viewers or something?

>>12614930
>https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1456955805484429319
I'll take that as yes, think you have around an hour of gameplay until you reach pvp

>>12614446
I'm going to get a cock collar and leash with a tag that says 'property of Pandora'. Shame she doesn't come here.

>>12616338
...stay alarm?

>>12616308
viewers bitched about the amount, I mean.at least the ones who actually did it bitched. There were clearly people who didn't play along going " hur dur do 200 push ups I'm also doing then".
But, since the exercise happened when she laughed, in the end it was determined by the the fact there were few videos and not all of them were funny.

>>12592786
the one that Lumi collabed with who graduated? She's the new wolf girl in tsunderia by the looks of it

>>12616606
>viewers bitched about the amount, I mean.at least the ones who actually did it bitched.
LMAOwew.
That's a bit embarrassing t b h. I'm realllly not the fittest person but 100 is a super low bar to not clear. Especially if it's with a fair bit of rest between sets.
Then again on Halloween everyone was impressed by me doing 5x5 of image related so maybe my standards of fitness are antiquated.
> There were clearly people who didn't play along going " hur dur do 200 push ups I'm also doing then".
You hate to see it...

>>12616830
>image related
Please be frm london please be from london

All times UTC

13:00 (in 30 minutes) - Pandora/Seina amogus collab with Moon Jelly, Aozora Kurumi and a bunch of other people (Twitch)

time unknown - Lumi guerrilla stream

>>12616830
Why are you the way that you are?

I'm still upset that Lumi skipped my minecraft memes video.

>>12616887
>Aozora Kurumi
>there are two chuuba companies named KawaiiPro just one is actually Kavvaii
Nigger this really isn't such a good name that you gotta insist on it.

>>12617013
Shouldn't you be more upset at the fact you stole your mom's credit card?

>>12617013
Just stick to Hololive, anon. They stream 80 hours of Minecraft a day.

>>12617030
Why would I be upset at using my mom's money?

>>12617031
I prefer Lumi's voice to those girls and I want to hear her talk while she plays minecraft.

>>12617085
>Why would I be upset at using my mom's money?
>doesn't deny it

>>12616973
>Why are you the way that you are?
Good question. Depends on what you mean.
>>12616867
>Please be frm london please be from london
Miles east of that I'm afraid.

amogus
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora
https://www.twitch.tv/momozoraseina

Moonjelly should just be an honorary Cyber at this point

>>12617536
I lowkey hope she strikes a Pandora kind of deal with CL.

>>12617013
>skipped Minecraft
Based, now do your /fit/ reps.
Lumi didn' break a sweat and she will demand you to do more pushups and squats

>>12617536
Her face is too uguuuu and her 90degree head turn is creepy as all hell

>>12617536
Moonjelly has PTSD from corporations and almost for sure declined an invitation in Tsunderia already other than chosing to not apply to apply for Hololive or Nijisanji, even though she would have 100% passed audition for both.

>the males are the loudest

>the two aniniggers from yesterday Hylo stream
Oh for fuck sake

>>12617732
maybe one day Lumi can convince her to join, Moonjelly is saying that being an indie is hard but she's scared of corpos after what Myholotv did to her.

>>12617838
They had collabed with Pandora long before that.

>>12617536
>Moonjelly should just be an honorary Cyber at this point
I mean she is.
>>12617732
I believe this rrat.
Then again she seems to be a literal mid-teen which at least Holo doesn't do anymore.
>>12617713
>Her face is too uguuuu and her 90degree head turn is creepy as all hell
I like it because of how creepy her model is. Really sells the alien life form idea.

Lumi gorilla in 30 bings

>>12617908
then she should just audictioning for the next holo group in march, getting in instantly

>>12616606
Anon that wanted 200 push ups here.
I was doing them along too...

>>12617908
>Moonjelly is saying that being an indie is hard
NTA and yes it is but also:
She'd probably become the Miyoshino Shiki of whatever corpo she joins. Girl works to an insane degree and just has this weird playful charm to her.

>>12618016
my oshi is going to be streaming at the same time sorry....

>>12618016
>Lumi gorilla in 30 bings
Thank fuck. I love Jelly and Pandora and liked what little I saw of Seina but this collab is already disintegrating into complete shit.

>>12617732
>>12617908
Misaki should use one of her gay tricks again to get moonjelly to join

>>12618199
Collabs with too many people usually gets bad fast. There are 15 people there, way too many to showcase each one, so if they want some "screen time" theyt should over one another.

Goomi passing by Moon
>help me Lumi
>Lol

They're going to get tasked out.

>>12618287
>Collabs with too many people usually gets bad fast.
They now have fewer but it's still really bad. I can actually feel my energy drain from this.
> There are 15 people there, way too many to showcase each one, so if they want some "screen time" theyt should over one another.
I feel it also doesn't help that... well.
Y'know.
Three of them are reactionvideofags. So being WHOA HEY BWOOOOOAAAAAAAH is literally part of their job description whereas collabing with Chat and another creator on air isn't. I have no issue with random non-chuubas or males being on but almost every time a non-streamer comes in for something that isn't a watchalong the quality tends to drop bad, and here we have added strikes against their agreeability and flexibility.

dos seina know she needs to kill people to win?

>>12618195
>my oshi is going to be streaming at the same time sorry....
Miori?

>>12618709
Not going to name her in the blood cultists general. Your autism is too strong for her.

This collab is wack, their personalities really don't jive together.

based

>>12618986
WHY DO THEY COLLAB WITH THEM WHAT DO THEY ADD?

>>12618986
Absolutely based. I like those two though. Theyre a right pair of lads.

seina plays the game like a braindead retard.
DUnno why this triggers my autism but it does.

>>12619153
She needs an amongus training arc.

Lumi... the stream...

Yeah ok closing out. This is one of maybe 4 streams this entire year I drop because it's so unfun rather than because I gotta go somewhere in a hurry or something better came on. Boring debuts excluded.

>>12617934
Moonjelly's in her early 20s btw, she just started college so she's around there.

Guerrillumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>12619385
>Lumi... the stream...
Get in.

>>12619641
That's my wife you've got in your hands

VRChat with Lumi!

LUMI SEX

>doesn't like RGB keyboards
Loomers my knees.

>>12620349
>>12620390
Her cheeks look really pinch-able here!

>tfw as frustrated as Lumi at the constant cut scenes
Can we have TERA please?

>>12620791
>Elin Lumi

>>12619036
They are probably friends and just enjoy hanging out together

>>12619036
They organized the collab

is lumi still a whore? just got back from 3 weeks tour

>>12621173
Yes

>>12621173
>he didn't get killed on tour
Tragic.

>>12621173
not nearly as much, the last stream was amazing
but a person's nature doesn't change that fast, keep that in mind

So now we join the army?

>>12621519
Yes.

>>12621173
Inshallah, same brother

Can you still join discord with a gifted sub? if so how?

>>12621878
Yes

>>12621878
There's no difference between gifted and bought.
Simply do this.

>>12621993
>>12621970
thanks guys, i never used discord buy lumi's movie nights seem too good to miss.

Misaki please don't let the girls near these reaction frogs again... That collab was unwatchable

>>12622165
If the girls have fun who cares

>Lumi hinting towards Gen 2

>DOTAfag in gen 2
Anyone good at digging?

>>12622165
Misaki don't listen to this faggot. Let the girls do what they want. I enjoyed the collab and those two dune coons are entertaining.

Misaki I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ I CAN PUT MY LEG BEHIND MY HEAD

not bad

>Misaki doesn't have sub on auto refresh

>>12622959
Misaki HATE

>railroaded into being good

>>12622959
All of her subs have been gifted pretty sure

>>12621173
She is a whore

>>12622367
Is this a bad thing?

>>12623795
I don't care, I'm just asking if there's anyone good at digging to sniff her out.

>>12623847
>>12622367
DOTA is the second or third largest game on Twitch. This is pretty much pointless.

>>12623946
And how many of them are vtubers?

I thought Lumi was supposed to be good at PvP....

>>12623795
ASSFAGGOTS are shit.

>>12623984
>And how many of them are vtubers?
A LOT. Even more if you count PNGs. Which has been a tradition since before Live2D was even a thing.

>>12624048
new game pls andastand

Impromptu AoE4

>is there wood anywhere
>is surrounded by trees
She probably meant lumber camp but kek.

I was up until 5 watching the Hololive sports festival. What have I missed?

>>12614446
thanks for the idea loomers

>>12625626
Project kawaii debuts, Lost Ark, and a little bit of AOE4 scuff

Twitch 1monh subs are just 3.99 Euros? I believe Youtube is more expensive what the heck starting at 5

What's the point of clicking five times for each action and moving the map around like a spaz? Gookclicker pro LARP?

>need to make a second discord account because autism if i want to connect to lumicord
>too lazy to do it

>>12626084
just do it on your main unless it's named something like niggerhater#1488 or your real name

i thought lumi was joking, why would you need someone to fact check that kek

Struggled with yourself
Push for more push ups you bitch
Intermediate

>>12574839
RTS games look really hard bro. I’ve got 35 hours in Civ VI and couldn’t even win on the lowest difficulty.

>>12626704
they are not hard in single player, you always need to know the AI cheat so you need to cheese at high difficulty but thats it

loomers always manages to find cute chuubas to raid on twitch

lumi hates me LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>did the lumi pushups/squats thing
>give out at 40 push ups and barely make it to 60 squats
Can't believe I'm getting fucking mogged by an anime girl.

>>12626790
Who the even she is?
Indies don't just debut with 17k followers

>>12626790
>giga Stacy chuuba networks as easily as she breathes.

>>12626790
She's Hana from Kawaii who quit a few months ago that people were thinking she joined Niji or Hololive because she's a top tier vtuber

>>12626848
ex-idol, also ex-KawaiiPro

looks like she has a thread
>>12625928

>>12626929
I enjoy the massive busty naturals booba physics

>>12626929
Whats up with small corpo chuubas getting PTSD from corporations ans reincarnate as full indies just to suffer

Exercising for Lumi!
Improving cardiovascular system for Lumi!
Producing more blood for Lumi!
Tributing Lumi!

>>12626843
Weight, height and build really does play a part anon, even if you're out of practice/unfit.
Someone who's naturally broad and tall, will get mogged by a skinny lanklet because of the sheer natural weight difference.

>>12627043
>broad and tall will get mogged by a skinny lanklet
I choose to cope with this

>>12626998
Most corpos are black companies that's why. In an industry that relies on long term growth and support to earn revenue. It requires the people they hire to keep working for them for a long time before they can get big enough to earn enough money for the company and most companies want a short term gain rather than slowly nurture long term loyal talents.

>>12627078
Is CL blacked?

>>12627131
Nah they're incredibly generous and looking at the long term. In fact they're so good to their talents that other people are suspicious of them and think they have a malicious ulterior motive to them in an industry full of companies that take advantage of their talents.

>>12627131
It has shady policies on GFE and talents ewhoring but the girls own their avatar which is something 99% of the corpo chuba don't have

>>12627200
Thank you misaki

>>12627131
Yes, blacklisted

>>12627043
But anon... I'm a medium manlet
Also I finally reached the actual portion of the VOD where it talks about it and JUST realized it wasn't all at once.

>>12627200
Thanks Sei!

Whitelist my nigga Cyber slugma

>>12627201
>based policies on GFE and talents ewhoring*

>>12627131
They will never collab with Hololive

Next Misaki stream when?

>>12627520
>Hololive
No one will ever collab with Hololive English without signing a contract, thats not just Cyber.
Kiara wants to do collab with vtubers outside Hololive more often but she isn't even getting to do one with Nijisanji EN

>>12627238
>>12627520
Why?

>>12627579
I wonder where management draws the line when fucking Nyanners can get a collab

>>12627661
Kiara got the collab with Nyanners before Omega Of the Tranny or whoever changed something behind the scene.
Today Kiara would have got a "No" at Nyanners collab

>>12627623
Small&Retarded Family Company owned by Cyrpto Drug Cartel, please understand

>>12627725
hylo really fucked them over kek

>>12627725
Lumi won't go on dates for money....

>>12627778
Only "private hangouts", may or may not include happy ending.

>>12627725
Finally, women who love me for my money and not for who I really am!

>>12627725
What are Pandas?

>>12627828
Panda wasn't there yet, never had to put the escort listing

>>12627828
sex for $500 (with condom on, no anal)

>>12627882
WTF CL give me my Panda whore experience

>>12627904
What about leg locking, is that included in the price?

>>12628002
Can't kiss even if you double the price bro, what do you think?

>>12627904
>no anal

>>12627776
lumi was the one who told Hylo to change it to a date, it originally said day with

>>12628294
Loomers.

>>12627725
CyberWhorehouse... please come back...

>>12628294

>>12628294
source? hylo made these rewards on discord call.

Lumi in Nina's chat

>>12628541
You scared me for a second, I forgot there's an actually good Nina.

I am so excited for lumis new outfit bros.. I am having trouble sleeping

>>12628610
lol

>>12628643
ogey lumi

I kind of feel like a piece of shit listening to all the shit she did with her life at such a young age while I just wasted fucking time and am a complete wreck. I'm starting to get the appeal of menhara vtuber now.

>>12628610
Which nina would that one be?

>>12628753
It's never too late to pick something up.
Unless you're 60, then it's probably too late.

>>12628789

>>12628789
Ninaninin

>>12628753
In a different timeline there would be a lazy Lumi who didnt bully herself into working harder and to learning more things. That Lumi is attainable.

>>12628753
When she was talking about discipline and going into boot camp she mentioned something happened in her life that prompted self improvement. Any rrats? My bets are that she almost started an onlyfans

My wife Lumi is so cute.

Lumi is amazing....

>>12628883
The main problem with attaining Lumi is not with her being an overachiever, it's that she flat-out shuts down everyone.

Lumi playing Age of Ethanols when?

>>12628894
She was homeless, couch hopping, and did busking to make ends meet. Trigger was one of those friends got frisky, or she felt guilty and tried living in the streets and realized how shit it was.

>>12628883
I don't think this is even about him "attaining" lumi, but ratter his own issues and failures being magnified by her successes. It's one thing to know there are awesome people out there, it's another to talk to them directly, especially seeing (with how little she share) she clearly also had her struggles and overcame then..
Also personally i really don't see lumi as gfe material, partially because of the clear unattainability you mentioned, i just locked her in another category in my brain it seems.

>>12629302
>>12628894
I missed this stream.
Give me a rundown on what she said about herself.

>>12574839
Has anyone else experienced positive IRL changes as a result of watching chuubas?
>Keeping spaces tidy at home and work
>Mercilessly subjugating the flesh
>Prayer everyday.
>Mass every Sunday.
>Reading in free-time.
>Making an effort to spend time with my grandmother.
>Socializing IRL and talking face to face with friends
>Attacking the gym again.
>Learning to not hate women.
As faggy and retarded as this sounds, it started with meme-ing "Lumi makes me want to be a better man." The flip has been switched, and I'm genuinely getting enjoyment out of improving myself- and the catalyst was developing a small crush on an anime girl streamer.
Thanks for coming to my blogpost.

For Gen 2 so far we know there will be a DOTA chuuba. What other predictions or things do we know about Gen 2?

>>12629617
One of them will be my wife

>>12629617
They are kind of meaningless unless we get into doxfag territory, just wait and see, the discovery is like 90% of the fun

>>12629617
>/d2g/
who?
also a bit too late or secretly a blessing for me
I would have fallen for her hard during The International

>>12629533
Fake and gay.

>>12629533
Absolutely.
To not just rehash most of what you've already said, seeing the shit some of them do helped build up the confidence to apply myself to all sorts of things or be more "genuine", so to speak.

>>12629659
R*****n...

>>12628877
>>12628828
that is a good egg
even if she can be a bit boring

>>12627238
>Yes, blacklisted
Not anymore.

>>12629533
I unironically started studying Japanese and doing RFA for Lamy. Yes, I'm talking about the Hololive snow elf. Bantering with Lumi has also been good practice on what's good / no good to say to girls.

>>12629945
>Not anymore.
Ask Tsunderia and Prism then

RATE
IT

>>12629999
Very uneventful stream,but its ok/10
Nice quads loomers

>>12629999
Gave me an existential crisis/10 would watch again nice quads

>>12629829

>>12629960
Lamy's the real deal. I'm not sure Lumi's a good example of a normal woman with normal responses to what you say though.

>>12629659
Yes, me.

>>12629999
it was nice, not much happened but it was nice, especially comfy in the second half with ao4.

>>12629960
>>12630138
Try Kiki for hard mode

>>12629659
>>12630145
Fuck this, anons are already claiming them pre-debut.

>>12629960
Lamy love!

>>12630188
>Kiki
>normal
>kiki
>self-improvement
She's peak /r9k/ stagnation.

>>12630245
I think it was for conversation practice.

>>12630197
You need to preemptively tribute to one up them.

>>12630245
I was talking about "what's good / no good to say to girls".
At the very least it accurately coincides with my experience...

>>12630245
Don't talk about my wife like that you miserable fuck!

>>12630138
I don't want a normal woman then.

>>12630240
Lamy LOVE!

>>12630351
Lumi calm down!

Lamy
>Normal

>>12629999
With [current Lumi] I've figured out that chat interaction is bad and gameplay is okay other than Lumi being not very good at games, so the AoE part was fine. Please unlearn the retarded clicking thing.

>>12630269
>>12630303
Right, right, fair.
>>12630351
Your wife is cute but she's a trophy wife, let's not kid ourselves.

>>12627725
>found CL too late to partake in enjo kousai with Lumi
Just end it all, this isn't funny anymore

>>12630543
it isn't even chat interaction as the videos were kino, it's just chat mmo interaction or just mmo's in general.
They don't make for good streams and you will never convince me otherwise.

>>12632410
pippa's tera stream was fun as fuck, though that was more of a raid and dead game archeology than normal MMO play

I enjoyed the first half, I found chat interaction with AoE4 worse.

>>12574839
>inb4 Loomers plays AoE4 for 12 hours off of stream like she does every game she doesn’t instantly excel at
What’s Yuri up to tonight?

>>12629999
I like that you interact with us Lumi. If the sweatlords want perfect gameplay, they can do it on their playthroughs.

>>12634385
It was just right, showed that she paid proper attention to the game.

>>12635843
The exact opposite of lost ark, I cant blame her though because AoE4 chat was slower

>>12634385
Thought it was fun. Don't think there were any problems in the stream to worry about, she enjoyed the game and talked with chat a bit.

>>12636083
Lost Ark is just skill spam and kiting, so it's easier to divide your attention.

>>12635410
Ah
Lumi's gonna lose off stream again?

https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo/status/1457110479101435922
nice moves Hylo

>>12638155
Have we been subbed to her afterimage this whole time...?!

>>12636154
kek

I had to miss Loomer's stream today. What time was she talking about the self improvement stuff?

Bros how do we make CL bigger?

>>12641332
Want to know too

>>12629302
>life is so easy for a young woman that even if you have zero skill you can make ends meet just by selling affection to men
Kill me

>>12629533
The Lumi betrayal arc has made me hate women even more

>>12641332
>>12641791
Start around 1:07:00. The lead-in was discussion of MRE meals for some reason, which then became discussion of drafts / civil service.

>>12642249
The Lumi betrayal arc has weaned me off relating with other people altogether.

>>12642249
>I'm not the one watching a vtuber [laughing] fucking imagine
Lumicucks STILL coping

>>12642249
I will never understand you. We live in different realities

>>12642249
All women are manipulative whores.
What's depressing is that men will side with them, at the expense of their own gender, for a whiff of pussy, which they will only give to chad anyway. You are instruments of your own suffering.

>>12643894
Sure is /r9k/ hours in here

>>12643894
Sucks you're getting filtered. I'm going to elevate myself to Lumi's prowess, help her overcome her intimacy issues, and give her a lifetime of romantic fulfillment and companionship while supporting her in achieving her personal goals.

>>12643939
Back to r*ddit

>>12642249
a woman will be a woman anon, there's no point hating something so ordinary
reserve your hating for something worthy

>>12644118
She's a top-tier female and has a top-tier male partner. If you're not 6+ foot height, 7+ inch dick, 130+ IQ, six figure+ income etc etc then you have no chance with any girl like her.
I can guarantee that you're not good enough, because a man who was would never have needed to watch vtubers for the sake of fulfilling their relationship needs in the first place.

>>12642249
Is this about the fucking championship commentating? can you guys just let it go?

remember there are schizos among us

>>12644362
What I hate about lumi isn't that she's out of our reach but that she lies about it/the reasons. I know that if she actually said what you just said that a lot of men would get filtered but it's just the truth e.g. hiding behind lies like "just be confident" even though we all know that an ugly/low social status man acting confident is going to get a completely different reaction from women than a high-status man being that way is manipulating your male audience. Lumi herself practically slobbers over the e-dick of e-celebrities, but then turns around and tells guys that they just need to do some bullshit self affirmation rather than the truth of needing to acquire power in order to be popular with women.

>>12644362
big cat no one here thinks that that they're actually going to pipe the anime girl streamer. it's silly that you're intent on belittling dudes who've started to get their shit together.
>You're beginning to practice habits that will be beneficial for the rest of your life? But you're not a Mensa member? You don't have a horsecock and defined abs? Good luck! It was rigged from the start!!!
Go outside you sad little nigger lmao

>>12644362
I'll indulge you because I'm waiting on queues at this point. What makes you think Lumi would opt for some frat meathead? Reflect on all of her interests. Gaming, streaming, fantasy book series, history, video games, PVP, music, LOTR. The one who is going to catch her attention is going to be someone who shares the same interests with the same passion. Yes probably no one in this thread will actually win over Lumi, fun as it is to joke about, but you can at least find your own Lumi out in the world to win over

>>12644965
I (and most guys here) am not overweight and yet have been rejected by every woman I've approached.
Exercise is good, but I've been lifting for years and unless you're seriously dedicated/have good genes/take drugs it's not going to do shit for you in terms of women.

>>12645060
Lumi doesn't want a meathead, she like all women wants her own version of Christian Grey.
If you think she would take you over a guy who beats you in metrics that are immutable (height, dick, IQ) or nearly so (relative wealth, social status) just because you like the same video games then you're delusional.

>>12645162
>Spent years in the gym in the hopes that women wouldn't see his low-self esteem beneath the physique
NGMI

>>12645474
>working out is going to help you get women
>b-b-but actually that's not going to do anything for you, there's some quasi-religious thing that you have to do in order to get them like """have confidence"""
>if you don't get them then your confidence levels were simply not sufficient

THREE STREAMS
https://www.twitch.tv/amarisyuri
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora
https://www.twitch.tv/ayanehylo

>Yuri doing pov blowjob stream again
Yuri I want to impregnate you!

>>12645793
What if *that* happens again but threefold.

YURI IF YOU CAN REALLY SEE THIS PLEASE NOD TWO TIMES

>>12645699
Just do your confidence reps

>>12645793
Why doesn't Lumi do this bros

>>12645945
You have your answer anon.

Are you gonna do another staring stream Yuri? blink twice if yes and once if no

>>12645699
Do I really have to spell this out for (you)? (You) made the claim about the weight-room making you a pussy magnet. I've been supportive of folks taking steps to improve their lives in the long run. The goal of the gym is to cultivate discipline, a love for beauty, and to grow in self-esteem. I don't know how (you) managed to spend likely years in the gym and still manage to hate yourself. Work on that.

Hey Yuri, is this message cringe? Y/N

>>12645845
Jokes on you, you filthy whore Yuri. You cannot make me spill my seed during this sacred month.

why doesnt panda have sub icons despite using twitch like 3 times a week

>>12646187
I wanted to say "You have very pretty eyes Yuri" but this guy pretty much ruined it.

>>12646239
Yuri doesn't either and she pretty much mains Twitch. It doesn't really matter.

>>12644885
>hiding behind lies like "just be confident" even though we all know that an ugly/low social status man acting confident is going to get a completely different reaction from women than a high-status man being that way is manipulating your male audience
You realize how retarded you sound especially after the you schizos went apeshit because she didn't want to do gfe anymore right? She tried to fix this exact problem and the retards in this thread simply went bananas . Now these same retards are complaining about "Lumi manipulating them by not outright denying them".
Shame on lumi for listening to you fags. This is why here tuber suck, they try to appeal to schizos who don't know what they want.
Thank god cyberlive isn't a here company and there are other good girls to watch,

Yuri have the thought of getting aroused from being punched ever entered your mind?

I don't know what is happening but i fear it

Hylo, are you /here/ right now?

I want to drink Yuri's tears.

Yuri please do the bouncing thing again

>>12646132
Going to the gym for years as the average natty guy is going to make you hate yourself because you will never be able to lift as much as much as those guys, and will just constantly plateau.
t. guy who has spent 3 years religiously following starting strength and 5x5, with mediocre results (2 plate bench, <4 plate squats deads).
>b-b-but I have superior genes than you and hence was able to blow past those plateaus! you just don't confidence enough!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsm9_AnYQS0

>>12646622
>all superchats are from latin american countries
lol

pathetic load anon here, would you like another one yuri?

Someone else take care of screenshots onegai.

Is this viewcount real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj7INT0I5iY

Lumi

also Lumi is live too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj7INT0I5iY

>>12646842
No, it's actually nerfed.

>>12646861
Judging from when she went live I think she wasn't even invited

>>12646842
I think she was getting 200+ on the terror game(outlast?) stream, and this is considering the youtube nerf

>>12646996
Without clipper boosts seina would have the highest subs too

>>12646981
Maybe she was on a piss break anon, this whole hashtag feels impromptu.

>>12646861
oh no not this shit again

>>12574839
>The international cum tribute competition has just begun.
>Who's gaze will draw forth the most baby gravy from their fans??

does anyone with twitter knows what this #VTubersAreNowWatching thing is? non-cyberlive vtubers are also doing it

>>12647024
Almost 15-20 people all went live without her anon and even if she pissed it's just staring at a screen could've done that afk

>>12647104
No idea, I was hoping someone else knew what was going on.

I can't believe Lumi wants to watch me

>>12647104
Just a thing indies/small corpos decided on probably

>>12647104
when did this became a trend?

>>12647104
Is this your doing Yuri?

>>12647104
From the looks of it, seems to be a trend or something that was probably arranged in private beforehand. This hashtag did not exist more than an hour ago, and it all happened at once.

>>12647212
Yuri did it first

>>12647249

bring her back please

Yuri I actually want to lick your cunny, it's shaved right?

The physics on Lumi's eyelids are curious.

>>12647411

S-Seina? Are you feeling okay?

Pandora is being extra cute today.

I want every cyber to give me a look of utter disgust!

My beautiful panda wife

>>12574839
Jokes on them I'm going to blow the fattest load on my screen. I want them to watch!

>>12647547
is this what it looks like for a vtuber to have a DSP moment?

>>12647104
Yuri created it and got a bunch of others to do this all at the same time as her seemingly.

https://twitter.com/SatoMisakien/status/1457157911440887810?s=20
https://twitter.com/SatoMisakien/status/1457162338839117824?s=20

I want to jerk off while ghost yuri watches me!

Yuri sharing the pathetic load with other vtubers, how thoughtful of her.

seina sacrificing 4 pigs on stream!

>>12647771
>malditos puercos
yandere and horny seina...

YURI PLEASE MAKE ME CUM, DO SOMETHING EROTIC

>>12647911
I don't think twitch would like that

>>12648039
okay sorry Yuri

oh god it's one of these

https://holodex.net/multiview/AAIMMj7INT0I5iY%2CAMIMtwitchutanopandora%2CIAIMtwitchayanehylo%2CIMEMchat0%2CMMEMchat1%2CQAIMtwitchamarisyuri%2CQMIMbsm9_AnYQS0

>>12648065
I'm not Yuri you horny fuck

LUMI LOVE

So, any hints on what this whole event is about?

>>12648261
hint: (you)

imagine licking Yuri's bald head

>>12648261

>>12648261
its about (YOU)

GEN 2 DOKO

That was some good parasocial Lumi

rate all five streams

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1457167869175808006
Oh, Yuri was the one to organize this. Neat.

>>12648507
When Yuri did this last time I felt I understood what was going on, this time no idea.
Streamers/10

>>12648102
t. yuri

YURI IM BEGGING PLEASE MAKE ME CUM BEFORE YOU GO

YURISEX

>>12648507
Pandora was extra cute and I'm thankful she was responsive
Seina was doing her own thing the whole time and I'm bummed she didn't do requests/answer questions, though they could've been lost in the sea of spanish chat.
Hylo, Yuri, and Lumi were their usual cute selves, which is by no means a bad thing.
Overall good event, was nice seeing all the pretty eyes

Ihad a sleep paralysis demon incident & when I woke up 20ish minutes ago I finally regained movement I saw Lumi was streaming. I turned on the stream to try calming myself down & her just staring at the camera made me even more scared.

Yuri! I want to princess carry you! I want to rub my nose against yours in an eskimo kiss! I want to hold you in a tight embrace every time you feel lonely! Be mine Yuri! I love you!

Loomers....nobody retweeted your oshis post I don't think she was invited

>>12649340
she probably was invited but didn't wanna do it until she saw everyone was doing it, then felt left out

Lumi retweeted the Tsunderia sheeps debut, did she watch the bunny homo?

>>12650041
she is friends with her roommate thats why

>>12648507
Misaki should have participated/10
Yuri and Lumi rigging shined compared to other CL talents- please help my panda wife

I strike again, but this time with Yuri!

>>12650109
>something gigahertz star thief being good at networking
EVERY TIME

>>12650576
Lumi's rig is definitely a huge buff. Those shiny eyes and pupils gets me every single fucking time. I'd love to see the other girls get that kind of upgrade

>>12650765
good one anon

>>12650834
Absolutely concur. Would help other talents for sure.

>>12650834
IMO here's what I'd do
>fix Pandora's design. Yes it is a debuff
>Fix Hylo's face and tell her to stop doing shit collabs
>Fix Hylo's stream setup altogether
>Better marketing
>Fix everything so it looks more professional
>Fix the logo and colors so it's not VShojo lite
>Take everything a bit more seriously in general

Yakuzadora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6p2iRlafAc

>>12651475
way ahead of you

>>12651491
>>12651643
Also FIX THE DEBUFF GAMES YOU CAN ONLY PLAY THIS WHEN YOU'RE BIG AND EVEN THEN NOBODY LIKES WATCHING

>>12651643
Thank you misaki

if pandora is such an otaku, why does she play yakuza dubbed

>>12652180
She just said why maybe 5 minutes ago

>>12652317
i dont pay attention

>>12651491
I WILL EARN THE RESPEK OF PANDORAS BROTHER

>Tsunderia has the dotachuuba

>>12652761
So does Cyber according to Lumi

>>12652761
still no tekkenfag chuuba

>>12650765
C ontainment breaching,
U nderestimated nut.
M idst ill beseeching.

J oy lost, wrenching gut,
A non, please, before reaching:
R econsider smut.

Great art anon