/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ive been succeeding every day so far. Risu would be proud

>>12473928
I unironically probably smacked it more than 15 times already.

>>12473928
Freaked it to Sanya the second the clock hit November 1 in my area. No nut november is gay. I simply will be practicing November.

Stroked it to Kson's feet on Halloween. Was edging for a while and when I came it was around 2AM on November 1st.

>>12474029
Nonstop Nuclear Nut November IKZ!

>>12474029
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>>12474198
I get that it’s a meme but can’t you even see the point of it? (You) seemingly can’t even go a month without touching your penis and don’t see anything wrong with that

>Absurdly expensive model
>Just does stupid crap like meme review and other junk with it
Hell of a way to flex her money.

>>12474624
I masturbate 5 days out of every month or so, it's not like I have a problem.

>>12474624
go back

>>12474624
I will masturbate twice a day for the entire month just to make retards like you seethe

>>12474624
*cums on you*

>>12474624
masturbation is natural, anon, and an entire month is a long time. I'm sure there's plenty of recreational activities you wouldn't want to stop doing for a month, but it doesn't mean there's an issue.
so shut up and nut. you know you want to.

>>12474624
>I get that it’s a meme but can’t you even see the point of it?
I don't know if I "see the point" of it? Years ago, the time I heard the meme, it seemed like a fun experiment so I went with it. Maybe it is because I don't masturbate too often (approx every three days), it wasn't some herculean effort the way people seem to meme it as? But it also was not anything special.
None of the "I feel like have so much more energy!" stuff happened with me, and I can't help but wonder if it is mostly psychosomatic (or exaggeration) for some of the people who ramble on about it.

So I just treat it as a pointless shitpost meme and respond accordingly when I see it referenced.

>>12474657
True, she should play Minecraft and Apex like all the other big name chuubas instead

>>12473928
Last time I've jacked off was two weeks ago or so, technically I haven't failed but I don't give a fuck about NNN. If anything NNN makes me want to masturbate multiple times per day just out of spite.

>>12474861
Risu is disappointed in you anon

>>12474885
I'm gonna cum 4 times tomorrow to make up for it, I hope she forgives me.

>>12474624
>deliberately preventing yourself from masturbating for a month because some retards on the internet said so
Surely you can see the problem with this?

>>12473928
I no such thing, so I cannot fail it.

>>12474657
>>12474824
La creatividad

>>12474821
It's all dumb pseudoscience about your jizz somehow draining your manergy that then eventually turns into a recruitment thing where only god's power can help you (or some far right bullshit)

If you guys ever feel pathetic just remember that every year there's redditors who refuse to have sex with their girlfriends during November and keep complaining that "shit she is so horny I'm so tempted to fuck her but I don't want to fail my NNN", kek

>>12474624
I wouldn't jack off so much if i could just have sex.

>>12475078
>unironically making it political
Do americans really?

>>12473928
I failed the first day. I didn't even think about what month it was.

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>>12474657
she literally paid for it in one day of streaming LOL

>>12475128
Do you have a girlfriend?

I'm trying it out of curiosity.
God I'm gonna have so much cum for you guys later.

>>12474029
>not nutting inside

>Not saving up 30 days of rancid bubbly jizz so it makes a glopping noise as it flows endlessly into your oshi's womb
NGMI, uglybastardbros

>>12475210
I have a boyfriend, he's called (You).

Asking genuinely here, do guys HAVE to stroke it every day? As in the average normalfag man

>>12475451
No but I will get a boner every day.
London?

>>12475451
yes
Also I'm a /d/ fag

>>12475141
The ones on 4chan do. About everything.
If you actually go places in america, meet and hang out with random people, politics basically never comes up except briefly, with the same "yeah fuck politicians they're all liars" attitude you get in every country.
But also, I think the reason I never meet these super-hyper-political americans while traveling is because they are all sitting in their rooms arguing on 4chan and reddit.

>>12475451
Every other day for me.

>>12475078
>or some far right bullshit
Go back

I forgot it was november until yesterday. I already lost.

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>>12475920
Does it affect your mood if you don't?

>>12475451
Not everyday. But I do it if I have the time and nothing else to do.

>>12475451
Most people on 4chan are cum brains. Normal men can go a very long time.
Especially if you are in boot camp.

>>12476858
I only do it when I'm bored.

>>12473928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu37X1JvVJM

>>12474624
It's healthy to maturbate, retard. People like you shame this shit without realizing that some people need to do it more than others. It's natural.

>>12477547
>It's healthy to maturbate
https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk

>>12475451
yes, otherwise it breaks your nutbladder

Most of you literally don't have the discipline to not jerk off.

>>12473928
You maggots do no nut november while I've participating in no nut until I get a wife, pathetic

>>12474624
Any angry reacts to this are proof that people know they are hopelessly addicted to cooming and more importantly hopelessly addicted to hedonism.
Even if you think nnn is silly, why not just test yourself? Knowing that you can is quite empowering desu. I view you coomers as little better than drooling animals getting your happy chemicals from bodily function

>>12474997
fine, do it on december then so "retards on the internet" aren't telling you to.

>>12473928
>R*ddit
Why do C*coniggers like R*ddit so much?

>>12478421
How is this Reddit?

>>12475190
comercial fees doko

>>12478488
>Horni
>No nut November
>sweaty black guy
Why isn’t this R*ddit?

>>12473928
Masturbation is normal, masturbating with massive amounts of pornography? not so much.

>>12474821
It's because the people that get all preachy about No Nut November used to be chronic coomers that would decline going out with friends just because they plan to spend their next 5 hours masturbating. Now that they stopped they don't understand that not everyone is mental like them and are convinced that everyone that masturbate is an hopeless addict

Not even tried to do it, if it's something you want to do to test your self control good for you but as someone who's had a lot of problems with drugs and alcohol addiction I get enough of a test of self control every time I go grocery shopping and have to walk past the aisles of alcohol. Fapping at most once a day isn't a habit I see as a problem

>>12478488
>unrelated fubuki image
>self-censorship
don't worry about what a tranny chink says

>>12476858
too much time without masturbating can result in testicle cancer

>>12474657
As opposed to what!?!?!?
Jesus christ you trannies ar3le insufferable

>>12474624
>can't stop thinking about other men's balls
Anon, you're gay.