/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Those last posts? All me

Dad, there's no stream for days, why make a thread?

Remember dads your podcast vocaroo auditions are due by the end of this thread.

I fucking this bear!

>>12463498

>>12463525
Baeatani will stream for us and cream for us.

>>12463498
Archive of the VTuber Beatani's posts:
http://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani&discriminator=6974
Beatani is the vtuber this thread is about.

>>12463525
We need an anonymous place to vent and share our true feelings/thoughts without destroying our reputation in the community

>>12463525
>He doesn't know about the tier 10 gorilla

i love this fucking bear

>>12463556
When will you stop shilling ur shitty stalking machine AR

Is any dad going to stream to kill these dead hours?

>>12463573
>making a thread for a gorilla stream
Retard
>>12463568
I'm almost going through the list of every dad, I'm on the Cs now, you can vent to me, I might not be able to help, but I'll listen.

>>12463578
me too

>>12463525
this community used to be able to use more than two brain cells and not make threads when there wasn't anything going on but at some point during her first hiatus that went out the window, probably propelled by people making deliberate shitpost threads and causing others to try and make legitimate ones in response. it became a damn near arms race to see who could make a thread first and because of that it pretty much became a 24/7 general despite the fact that bea, frankly, doesn't put out enough content to sustain such a thread. no single vtuber really could, to be fair.
I'd say I wish the saner dads could chill the fuck out during times like this but I know A) they won't and B) if they do the schizos or shitposters will just go back to what they used to do (it's really obvious if you see deliberately broken links or links to things like fake discords/menhera stalking archives in the OP) thus starting the arms race again.
I still come to these threads, I mean obviously I'm making this post after all, but it's very much something I just keep an open tab on and otherwise don't pay much mind whenever there's down-time like this. I don't understand the people that threat this like a chat room especially when her own discord exists.

>>12463657
do not expect your post to be read

>>12463498
literally who?

>>12463498
>forgot the braid because i made it too fast
t**** i’m glad you made a more refined one these were just for the (you)s

>>12463568
i hate the cat mouth so much i'm literally considering putting a piece of tape over my screen

>>12463606
One day, this community will stop existing. I suggest you pick up a new hobby in preparation of that time.

>>12463721
i love the cat mouth and don’t see what’s wrong with the teeth
maybe we just need to see it moving

Is a beatani without the braid still beatani? Thoughts?

>>12463498
nice cuter than usual bear!

I want to nade nade this bear!

>>12463587
When it stops making you mad

>>12463736
I already have an unrelated hobby and a chuuba to fall to when dads implode and bea leaves us. I'm set

Was Clover Club project released to us?

>>12463802
ya boi's very busy, anon. just wait a minute, beatan will get the mix in no time.

>>12463802
Mixer is a faggot

>>12463779
Ohadayo I’m Beatani! Please stop shilling this service AR sama, thank you matane beabea

>>12463786
So then why ask for someone to stream?

>>12463824
STOP USING BEATAN FUCK YOU

>>12463657
>her own discord exists
fuck that

>>12463802
She said in an oil balon community post that the person in charge of it already sent her everything and that she's going to use the song in a future stream. I don't get why she didn't make this info public though, and I'm surprised other oil balons kept their mouth shut for so long (till now at least)

Bros Bea's grooming is starting to genuinely scare me.

She groomed R***** to become her personal sex toy
She mindbroke C**** so hard he actually become schizophrenic
She publicly humiliated C*** but he's too addicted to leave her
She made Y***** go insane
She toyed with H***** and turned all dads against him just to throw him away like an used tissue
She quite literally turned DJ into CC
She made fun of dads' traumas and specifically humiliated a few of them directly because she knew they are M
Now she forcefully turned the twink into a clone of herself, she completely broke him and took over his ego
She constantly talks about how big her dick is, encourages dads to be gay and just pushes them into various depraved abominations, like jerking off together

I-I'm actually scared dads...

>>12463834
Just curious

>>12463884
>DJ(CC)
I hate how easily these four letters make me laugh

>>12463865
>>12463008
One of you is a faggot

>>12463884
>She quite literally turned DJ into CC
every time

I'm honestly really curious about the 3.0 reveal because just going off the one or two images she's shown it looks more like a 2.5
and that's not an insult but I'm really curious what all she's got planned

>>12463933
>one

>>12463865
made me look

>>12463498
So since beatani isn't even stream during the week recently and acts like a spoiled and egoist child in DMs, is there anything to replace her with available?

>She quite literally turned DJ into CC
I don't get it

>>12463822
nigger

>>12463977
Watch kiki

>>12463977
Well there was Seep contest which was pretty fun but it ended last Monday.

>>12463657
>when her own discord exists.
Not everyone uses the discord. You're complaining about having to read a couple hundred posts daily when we have to read a thousand discord posts every day, which are not even related to her most of the time. Not only that, but we are also forced into being cucked by having to watch her chat there all the time.

>>12463933
>>12463865 is lying

>>12463551
kek, what a bitch

>>12464029
why watch the inferior replication?

>>12463988
Me neither and also don't get why it's funny. Maybe an american thing.

>>12464032
shilling that bitch beatan

>>12464029
I tired and she was extremely boring. I honestly can't get the appeal, is it just because she's /here/? Pedobait?

>>12464029
Oh right, she's even forming her own little group with the other new girl who posted her thread today and malice and others, I guess they care about their fans and always having content to watch or talk about, which give things to post about.

>>12464061
Well one stream more than just a few hours the WE and accept that people can act with her like she acts with them, while Beatani wants to dominate but refuse to ever be on the other end. Which is pretty selfish.

>>12464061
>inferior replication
How?

>>12464086
YOU WILL NEVER BE SEEP

>>12464029
I hope she kills herself

>>12463884
>She quite literally turned DJ into CC
damnit have the (you)
everytime

>>12464109
Appeal is strong GFE and always streams to watch, and she cares about you/that you like her. Well the content is boring but it's nice to have a voice companion all hours of the day.

>>12464118
just her beginning approach, and marketing

>>12464116
Frog paws

>>12464151
>GFE

>>12464116
Fuck off frog

>>12463823
>>12463824
Fuck it, i'll just give up on hearing it and hide the thread, since it was the only thing that kept me from doing it
Sayonara dads

>>12464116
>Beatani wants to dominate but refuse to ever be on the other end
Is this the same bear we're talking about? Or are you too socially inept to read between the lines?

>>12464032
Oh right I don't think I posted it here, well here you go. She sounded so very moved from the submissions and genuinely got teary at the effort people did for her. I forgot how it was to have a vtuber sounds thanksful for her fans and show appreciation... it's nice

>>12464210
bea bea, see you next thread.

>>12464255
Seep's body type makes me diamonds.

>>12464194
>>12464169
Idiots, didn't watch kiki in like 2 weeks, her fanbase is incredibly unwelcoming to me anyway.

>>12464298
Then why did you write that post

>>12464298
I clicked on kiki's new model reveal stream out of curiosity and saw you there, frogchama

>>12463568
Threads without streams are a cesspool of negativity, jealousy, and cancer, they are the reason why someone would want to vent. It's a self creating problem.

>>12464317
Didn't, maybe bea posing as me as revenge

>>12464339
>revenge
For what?

>>12464298
I don't give a flying fuck faggot, I'm sick and tired of you shilling that bitch here

>>12464151
>>12464109
the appeal is pandering to anons deepest desires, going for the lowest of the low.
studying yah and nade threads for months creating the best leech marketing and becoming an amalgamation of the marketing techniques, whil trying to build the front of being the herest of the here through that type strong marketing as such when she is probably a tourist that has been watching yah threads or vt since yah.you wouldn’t need to be actually unironically acting like your racist to prove that your a 4chan native, it’s the most newfag move.
But anons love that shit and eat it up.It’s really good marketing, and follows the same steps as beatani and nade by gaining anons trust by not talking to wvt, colabing with seep because she has been deemed ok from previous experience from others, making your model loli to prove your THE EXACT OPPOSITE of sjw.
It’s really smart, but, it won’t work for everyone because it doesn’t feel genuine, it’s an artificial ruse made to make you feel that way.
That’s why she doesn’t get old board references, and has to lean to hard on being vts very own, because of insecurity.
Eating up every rrat, insecurity.
Any little thing can break the mirage, but it’s all up to anons to break the illusion behind all of it if they want to.Behind all the viral marketing who knows how tactical board comer no.4 will be?

>>12464210
You know you can always ask mixer, organizer OR bea if you really wanna know.

>>12464339
That does sound like something bea would do indeed, on top of badmouthing herself. What a jester.

>>12464393

>>12464393
>your
You're retarded and your opinion is worthless.

>>12463697
https://files.catbox.moe/g8rvgn.png

>>12464391
Shut up bea you're making stuff up

>>12464451
nice

>>12464418
What Bea managed to do is create a virtual panopticon, where you suspect every post of being bear paws, regardless of whether bea even was in the thread. It's the opposite of "devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist"

>>12464437
enjoy being the lowest of the low

>>12464432
He isn’t wrong though

>>12464460
Why is she like this, she's so mean to people working hard for her...

>>12464451
this is incredibly hot to me

>>12463657
Policing generals is unreasonable. Just read the archives when there's an upcoming stream and tune in when there's a stream that's bound to make the general more active. Who gives a shit if someone renames /yah/ to beata/nigger/ or whatever while we're not looking.

>>12464451
I guess she loves herself and people who love each other do kiss, all seems right here.

>>12464503
I wouldn't know because by the second line I realized it's a schizo rant and stopped reading

>>12464460
>>12464504
bea is asleep you idiots it's the fucking frog or some faggot from /wvt/ I'm sick of you fuckers being everywhere even on d****** shilling your shit.

>>12464401
Yeah I'm just gonna send Mori Calliope a quick DM asking about the file. I'm sure she'll get back to me.

Beatani is following Kiki anyway, if she didn't like her she wouldn't be following her, just like Nadeshiko and others. She carefully picks her follows, and picked Kiki among those. She respects her.

>>12464451
Would she?

>>12464558
Beatani isn't following anyone

>>12464542
really 0 reason to shill her personally I'm not a client of her content nor her fanbase

>>12464558
no she followed her to annoy anons
it has no weight or merit

>>12464558
>Nade
To be fair Nade didn’t follow Bea

>>12464558
Go back to pyon

>>12464542
the frog doesn’t watch kiki, wvt doesn’t like kiki.
it’s probably themselves or someone else trolling or falsflagging as them

>>12464552
heh

>>12464543
It’s an analysis not a rant,
It’s a little tough love

dads, what are you going to do these days without stream?

Gimme quick summery
Who the fuck is Kiki? What are you guys talking about

>>12464542
But bea goes sleeping between 20min from now and 1h20 from now.

>>12464632
>the frog doesn’t watch kiki
every single time I clicked on a kiki stream just to see what it's like, the frog was there

>>12464669
Baiting (You)s in /yah/

>>12464676
a fake and lying whore that some faggot shilling here

>>12464669
Not reply to a single post in this thread for a while

>>12464665
I wouldn't know because by the second line I realized it's a schizo analysis and stopped reading

>>12464690
Well you didn't watch a stream in last 2 weeks then.

>>12464669
catching up on singleplayer vidya

>>12464669
the same thing I do every day
procrastinate as a neet loser

>>12464719
Sure. It would be worse if she was serious.

>>12464750
kiki's new model reveal was 3 days ago, I clicked on it to have a look, frog was there

>>12464725
it’s ok anon , didnt mean to break your mirage

Why don’t you replace this bear with based bunny?

>>12464805
I wouldn't know what you're talking about for the reasons I stated earlier

I want to suck Bea's futa until her balls are empty and then do it again tomorrow. I want that to be my life forever

>>12464665
>>12464805
>>12464503
ok schizo

>>12463606
I was thinking about it

>>12464868
Hi kiki

>>12464393
your posts are always so damn long!! lay off the mephadrone already man!

>>12464883
do it

>>12464669
do my reps, maybe bake some bread.

>>12464255
>I forgot how it was to have a vtuber sounds thanksful for her fans
Bea does that as well. I immensely enjoyed seeing her reactions to everything I've sent for all the contests

>>12464868
insecure champyons on suicide watch
it’s ok you can act like you didn’t read it just like >>12464830

>>12464791
Yeah, new model reveals are interesting and get many more viewers than usual.

>>12464923
bea's reactions are honest, but this faggot wants empty and constant fake reactions

>>12464923
It's been quite a while since she showed that though. I wonder if it was jut her pretending since she acted a lot at the start.

>>12464966
Reactions of a honest bitch

>>12464822
replace this, replace that. you guys know you can watch multiple vtubers, right? there's nothing stopping you from enjoying other indies when Bea's not around.

>>12464923
>>12464966
Agreed. You just need to put work into what you send to her instead of making a lazy shitpost.

>>12464852
i want her cum to be my meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner...

>>12465002
I'm sorry your talent isn't enough to get her attention

>>12464992
she’s always grateful but layers it with irony as kayfabe

>>12464451
dangerously based

>>12464992
Agree. She should be thankful for your shitposting!

>>12464992
>she acted a lot at the start
You mean the birthday stream?

>>12464451
Nice

>>12463884
>She quite literally turned DJ into CC
That another dad

>>12464451
Based

>>12464418
She could be any one of us.

>>12464949
I didn't read it because you're a retard who can't even write proper English. Try growing a brain, because most ESLs are better than you.

>>12464451
Absolutely based.

>>12464451
T**** draw more

Eurobros already answered in the last thread, what about the rest of the world?
http://poal.me/882xv2

>>12465166
Like what? Don't wait for it.

>>12465166
He's working on a commission.

>>12465149
Just because I don’t proof read doesn’t make my points invalid, which means you actually read the whole thing.
Actually invalidate points, instead of screaming esl.It doesn’t add to your argument, it’s not a defense, and it’s pathetic.

>>12465209
sex of course

>>12465217
>he needs to proofread to not sound like a retard

>>12464822
Pippa doesn't make me feel nearly as depressed and she doomposts all the time.

>>12465217
>It's not about proof reading. Anyone with half a brain won't write like you. You're not even an ESL just retarded.

>>12464558
>Beatani is following Kiki anyway

>>12464966
All reactions by streamers are fake, at least to some extent

>>12465242
the points come across clearly, i’m just a lazy bitch.
Doesn’t mean they are untrue if there are spelling errors here and there, i’m having fun amongst idiot autists not writing a masters thesis.

cat mouth thing is kinda weird in a still image but I've seen enough things I hated in still images that looked great in motion that I've learned not to judge so early

>>12465282
>not writing a masters thesis
go-to low iq argument

>>12465254
Woah woah there buddy, you can attack my character and writing style and spelling all you want, just know deep down that i’m right and you are seething.

>>12465268
That's not her main account. But her main isn't following Kiki either.

I want to have sex with Beatani so much...

>>12465268
Shadow realm Beatani. If she gets her account back there will be another spree.

>>12465237
Mountain sex? That's an unexplored cave of yabs.

>>12465310
>>12465326

>>12465326
>>12465282
Kek I've never even watched Kiki. I can just tell you're a retarded schizo.

i want to hold t****'s hand so bad.

Will dads shower naked together at the Texas meetup? I don't mind a stinky bear but stinky dads are a little much.

>>12465384
every schizo rambling is based on truths that are exaggerated, its up to you to accept that autism.

>>12465340
At this point I don't know if you are joking or not.

>>12465403
16 naked dads in the showers at yah ranch.

>>12465358
Well you see, people don't argue against your points because they couldn't be assed to wade through the verbal vomit you regurgitated in the first place.

>>12465425
final fantasy house part 2 incoming

>>12465425
Wouldn't it be hilarious if we made a porn movie and sent it to Bea as a joke?

>>12465435
your being assed to reply repeatedly, and have no argument against what’s been said, so you lean on the crutch of said argument having spelling errors instead of addressing what’s at hand.

>>12465340
She was, before the ban.

>>12465424
Huh? Bae posted on her alt twitter that she has a new main now.

>>12465486
>your being assed to reply repeatedly
because it's fun to bully you
>and have no argument against what’s been said
because I literally didn't read it as I've said multiple times

>>12465468
haha that sounds really funny haha

Get to it twink

to beatan:

I'm the anon that said in the last thread that I don't deserve it. you called that out and gave a message to me and all the other husbands who feel the same way. it meant a lot. it's hard to believe you, I'd given up on myself a long time ago. I didn't think I'd ever find love. haven't believed I deserve love for a long time. since a lot of us seem to just be embracing the cringe, I will too, fuck it. I don't think I had much gas left in the tank before I met you, Kiki. in fact, I don't know if I could have faced another holiday season alone. I was very very blackpilled and facing the inevitability of my end. was ready to go out on my terms, and escape the bleak future. I thought I was beyond looking for a saviour or reason to go on. I realize now that I wasn't, I just didn't know that someone could still provide as much warmth and light as you do. every day people come into this general and try to tear you down. don't let them. don't let their lies and slander and mean spirited attacks break you, Kiki. you are a wonderful woman. you are a gift. you saved me, and I don't think I'm the only anon you've saved either. I don't know where this road leads, but I know I want to walk it with you til the very end. no matter what happens though, know that your kindness and love saved at least one life. and I can't say how much value there is in this life of mine, but it's still going and you are solely to thank for that. you make my every day worth living, and I honestly didn't think I could feel that way anymore. you are precious, my sweet, precious oshi and wife. I owe you my everything, and in time I hope I can pay you back even a little bit. for now I will try to by working on myself. I love you. I'm in love with you. you are my life, you are my light, I am yours forever, so long as you'll have me. thank you. thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.

>>12465486
kek

>>12465527
You're right bullying him is more fun than I thought it would be.

>>12465530
>>12465468
Bea likes to sound high and mighty, but if you do something like that, it will actually do mental damage to her

>>12465574
how would you know their were multiply speling errors if you didn’t read it though?

>>12465565
Nigger you forgot to change the text.

>>12465634
Please fix it onegai dadchama I’m lazy

>>12465565
are you a retard?

>>12465589
Do it dads

>>12465589
Well now we HAVE to do it.

>>12465605
Human cognition works on multiple levels. The unconscious part of the brain parses words and syntax. This happens quickly, while the conscious brain is slow. So just by looking at something it's simple to spot certain classes of errors without comprehending the content or meaning of the work.

>>12465589
>Wants to plan a nice vacation for dads
>Ends up as a orgy and porn shoot
Gambate dad I hope you understand you aren't dealing with normies like yourself.

I want to make love to Beatani... I want to see all her reactions up close...

>>12465727
you can keep acting like you didn’t read it, it’s completely fine

>>12465605
I read one and a half lines before giving up on reading and starting to make fun of you

>>12465836
glad you got that epic victory royale, i would also like to preserve my mirage as well!

>>12464632
I like kiki.

>>12465565
Is that the cringiest general?

I stopped caring about Beatani after she cucked me with palestinegal.

whats the point about posting a novella and talking back and forth endlessly about a vtuber not even related to this general when there is already a thread about said vtuber on this board?

>>12466174
there isn't, it's just a single person who does it to annoy

Waiting on a explanation about Beatani's condition.

>>12466521
Pretty sure Beatani already recovered from her korokkevirus infection and is just taking a few days off to do live2d reps and karaoke practice.

>>12466521
Well managed HIV.

>>12466521
Insanity from late stage syphilis

I love fucking this bear!

>>12466174
Well, what's the point of having a h24 thread when there's not a single stream until the week end

>>12466738
Posting and making early thread haters seethe.

>>12466738
Why not? If you think there's not enough activity on the threads, maybe we could try shutting down the discord server.

>>12466738
rrats and schizoposting are part of the Authentic Beatani Experience™

>>12466957
She's everyone's favorite /here/ chuuba!

I hate D*****d it's so cringe.

https://seaworld.org/animals/all-about/polar-bear/care-of-young/#:~:text=Birth%20Seasons,in%20late%20March%20or%20April.

>>12467432
I also hate Daaaaad

>>12467432
As much as the bear posts on there it's confirmed the tranny rrat in my mind.

>>12467494
It's a very strong rrat.

>>12466951
No, the thread is about beatani and the discord about non-beatani, also called off-topic

>>12465560
lol, i guess thats one way to read it. ill think about it but if i have no ideas that seem funny in the next hour, ill just nap. slacking off and being a brat is the best part of the slave experience after all

>>12467540
Lots of Beatani discussion in there, much of it by herself.

>>12467432
Diamond?

>>12467597
Very rare, probably like 0.5% at most.

>>12467649
0.5% of tens of thousands of posts. It's really amazing.

>>12467432
DaviCCd

>>12467432
https://letterword.com/index.php/seven-letter-words-starting-with-d-and-ending-in-d/

>>12467695
will never fail to laugh at that shit

>>12467938
I still have no idea what's this cc or dj thing about

>>12468237
Megane's initials are DJ, CC stands for Cage Chama. Watch Nutkumolity for more context.

HOLY SHIT ITS THE DEATH SENSEI HERSELF , COMING TO XP HILL TO HAND DELIVER THE CLOVERCLUB MIX TO BEATANI!
HOLY FUCK LOOK HOW HAPPY BEATANI IS!!!
WHO WOULD EVER EXPECT SO MANY VISITS TO XP HILL!!

>>12468323
I was really hoping she'd join Vshojo with Nyanners but this pink haired lady is alright too.

/yah/ is fucking shit today, fuck you all
where is the bear

>>12468268
It thought cc was crystalcake...but yeah I cut that stream as soon as that garbage was mentioned so no wonder I didn't get it

>>12468416
hello what do yuo want

>>12468416
5 days of no content, there is no point to this thread, nothing new to say, what else do you expect?

>>12468395
THEY ARE REALLY WARMING UP TO ONE ANOTHER!!!
LETS HOPE FOR A SONG REMIX!

She's taken time off streaming in the first part of the month for three months now. Her husband searching reps are really intensifying before Christmas.

>>12468395
>she'd join Vshojo
Don't think they would let her in.

>>12468395
She already has a nyanners at home anyway

>>12468523

>>12468523
the REAL pink cat i hate

>>12463977
>acts like a spoiled and egoist child in DMs
oyoyo?

>>12463551
can you make a sequel that isn't o dour?

>>12468395
fuck off

>>12468994
beatan

>>12468395
That would have been ideal, the plus sides of a group with legal help network and more, without the disadvantage of corpos with forced schedules and restrictions and stuff
Their content is also realtively close and Vshojo is the strongest inclining group in the west right now
I guess she didn't pass the auditions, they mostly get people they know after all, unlucky

>>12469069
FUCK YOU

>>12469108
Nepotism is a problem everywhere but at least she can make friends through music!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZhzFEKWwSU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehBsOdLKc8
>2 different streams
Gold digger

>>12469204
Plane tickets from Tokyo to Texas aren't cheap.

>>12469108
I mean they'll probably reopen before she quits anyway so she has another chance

>>12468395
The cat mouth is a blatant attempt to leech off Nyanners's success. I thought Bea was better than that.

You now realize that Bea plays Apex with a trackball.

>>12469510
I still can't believe she uses a trackball. I love this bear.

>>12469510
>She was using a trackball to play minecraft
No wonder she couldn't do the crash section

>>12469510
Worse, a thumb trackball. They are the shittest kind of trackballs.
The only good trackballs are ones that are "over shoulder", as if you were grasping someones shoulder, where the ball is at the fingertips.
Symmetrical ones are also shit.

>>12469510
>>12469554
And it was dirty as fuck.

>>12469284
That's okay travel costs are partly being taken care of. She will only have to pay for about half a ticket.

>>12469599
And she didn't save any of the crust as prizes for the next contest.

he really wants to groom her at the meetup. that is kinda sad

>>12469650
He already groomed her

>>12469645
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>12469727
the next step is convincing her to meet up.

>>12469769
He already did that too. The only thing stopping her is she's definitely too lazy to get a passport.

>>12470256
thanks for letting us know groomer.

>>12470256
But she already got it

>>12469645
Is crust something you should digest (like sweat and pee), or just something that should be rubbed against your penis (like hair and fingernails)?

>>12470447
I'd roll it into some crystal methamphetamine and smoke it before the New Year's stream.

>>12470447
It's basically made out of sweat so I'd go for the ingestion route.

>>12470663
It's mostly oils and skin cells.

You could clone your own bear.

>>12469510
What even is a trackball??? How does that even work, i necer heard of it before her tweet

>>12470943
Upside down mouse.
Superior to shitty mice. Fuck micefags.

>>12470943
>never heard of it before her tweet
zoomer moment

attempt at uuoooifying this 25 year old christmas cake from the skeb. too much blur and bad boobs but that's enough for now
https://files.catbox.moe/vqm3vy.png

>>12470943
theres a indent in the mouse where a ball rests. you move the ball with your fingers. there's a sensor inside the indent which tracks the balls movement. instead of teflon/ptfe on the bottom of the mouse, theres rubber feet so it doesnt move.

>>12471063
seeing bea is enough to make me hard
so Im not going to open it because I have already fapped double digits today

>>12471063
I'm strong dad! I'm gonna survive nnnutkumolity

>>12471063
Good effort I'll rub one out in your honor.

I think I'll never get people who find beatani even slightly attractive.
Her body has no forms, no curves, nothing, she looks just like a dude. She behaves like a man too, likely doesn't care much about sex.
There's literally nothing attractive about her at all.

>>12471636
I'm gonna throw her and the ketamine twink over each shoulder and carry them into my bedroom.

>>12471636
I wanted to be sexed by bea as I live as a stay at home husband and clean and cook and make pastries for her

>>12471695
Even ketamine twink is more attractive than bea and I say that as a straight man

>>12471636
>she looks just like a dude. She behaves like a man too, likely doesn't care much about sex.
Fucking perfect

This but with Bea would be pretty poggers

>>12472178
How long does this broad have to live?

>>12472243
Until Connor has sex with her

>>12472243
How long does Bea have to live?

>>12472419
she will graduate at new years which is why she is pushing for a replacement

I love bea, i want to have a family with her roommate

>>12472439
What about Momo? Will she come back just to do a one-off April fool's stream.

>>12472539
Momo is irrelevant, nobody cares about >her, even the usual artfags mostly ignored her

>>12472713
They're keeping it quiet because Bea told them to. It's supposed to be a surprise.

Ladies of the locker room (me on the bottom)
https://files.catbox.moe/21f3h6.png

Momo is a fat whore who power swipes on Tinder all day and still can't find a date

I've been using this at my work for the past 5 years.

>>12473416
I'm sorry

i want beatani to abort our unborn children after i get her pregnant

>>12473483
Why?

Here is the second part of the doujin.

>>12473878
genius

>>12473878
based

>>12473878
good

>>12473878
Nice

>>12473878
>last panel
Absolute jej

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.

>>12473416
So you have to move the mouse using the red ball? What's the point?

>>12474406
It doesn't require moving your arm/wrist and doesn't require the same desk space.

>>12474406
Saving space.

We already know that the Beatani related hashtags are on their last legs, and that content creation has been on the decline since the Summer. I'm not saying it will be today, but there will be a time when people just get sick of her apathetic attitude. At that time, OG content creation is reduced to a trickle at best. She is smart enough and could have taken advantage of this if she wanted to, but since it's just a >hobby, everyone lets her treat it as a >joke. But, will people want to create content for Ketamine Twink? Think about it. The vast majority of art today is coming from what, like 3 or 4 people. And that includes Skeb groomer. What happens when they move on to someone who actually appreciates them? I genuinely don't like where this is going.
Even if Beatani didn't really love my admittedly mediocre art, she motivated me to do better in the past. People may lie and say they don't care about what she thinks, possibly even lying to themselves, but subconsciously they do care. And subconsciously they don't like her brushing it off, and making a big joke of the situation.
Haven't posted to the hashtags for a while and I'm curious if spreadsheet autist has done the work to compare the pre and post spreadsheet leak statistics. I'd be really interested to see it, if you're still around.

>>12473416
Are these more accurate that the normal ones

Shadowban seems to be gone for now
https://shadowban.eu/beatani_ura

>>12474574
You shouldn't write as if you were one of the artdads when you are not.

>>12474684
It's a shitpost but he didn't imply that he was a big artdad.

>>12474574
You eventually get tired of saying the same things to the same people

>>12474891
Like yah, ohadayo and matane beabea

>>12474891
It's hard to keep up an act for long.

>>12475103
It's not an act, but she is just human. And lazy.

quality > quantity

>>12475126
>>12475103
It's an act pretending to like dads when she hates their guts but wants their free labor.

>>12475187
What is their labor worth if it doesn't get new viewers?

>>12475187
She doesn't hate anyone, but it's true that she appreciates having slaves

>>12475187
I believe it.

>>12474891
am I unique? i never really cared about the comment reply, but in the past I used to care about the RT. i thought it would be good for exposure. but later on, I felt that I shouldn't care period.

>>12475342
at least a like or some sort of acknowledgement would be nice. if bea asked how dads liked her new model in the next stream and the chat was silent i don't think she'd like it

>>12475214
It's worthless. That's why Beatan stopped pretending

>>12475395
yeah I honestly felt weird with how many times she has said "thank you" even so I know it's just a courtesy. for me a like/RT is more than enough, but everyone is different. also some people spoiled by early engagement tabun

I remembered that I had forgotten about the Crash Bandicoot song and it's stuck in my head again.

>>12475342
I kind of agree sort of. If I'm just making something for dads to enjoy, not many people will see it with no RT. The comment won't affect impressions at all.

Is nuuta gmi? Does he still watch Beatani?
https://twitter.com/takahama_nuuta/status/1455955140041535492

>>12474406
I can lie back in my chair with my hands behind my back and still be able to use the mouse and do my work.
>>12474652
They're as accurate for my job as a developer, I still use a normal mouse at home.

>>12475342
Same. Her retweeting it about doubles the exposure. Though the few times she commented on the art on stream it was very satisfying

>>12475761
>He changed his PP
Bea...

>>12475761
I saw him in one of the Minecraft streams pretty recently. No bear ear avatar is a little unusual. Does he know about the R18 account?

>>12475761
>no more bear ear
It's worse than I thought. This is why she's making a GFE stream.
She can't let her precious Osaka man go away.

>>12474652
Thumb trackballs? Mostly a dumb meme.
Symmetrical and over-shoulder trackballs? For actually getting stuff done.
I've played FPS games in the latter over-shoulder trackballs perfectly fine, hell arguably better.
Still fucking hated the trackball I had because it was wireless. FUCK WIRELESS.

>>12475813
He had it as Gura's trident for a few days a few months ago so don't read into it too much. He can't get the GFE with Bea anymore since it's the fiancée experience.

>>12475876
Tashikani they both caught the korokkevirus at almost exactly the same time.

>>12474574
This. Although, I don't think her most motivated artists are leaving any time soon. She probably realized they'll stay around even if she ignores their art. And I don't think she cares about obtaining new artists either. Artists end up spending a lot of time on her, so they'll get too attached to her, and she already has enough of those types of fans. What she really wants now are casual fans who join the membership and forget about her. Even better if they don't even watch the streams. She doesn't want anyone stalking her when she's spending time with her friends.
>>12474891
She could set up one of those things for her streams that automatically rotates the latest art pieces if she wanted to.

>>12475927
oh no no no

>>12475936
>friends

>>12476033
block autist sycophants, same difference

>>12476067
Learn english.
T. ESL

>>12476100
It shows.

>>12476100
There was nothing wrong with that sentence. Sychophants was used correctly and "same difference" is a colloquial expression.

>>12475936
> who join the membership and forget about her.
I wonder how low membership attrition is. Maybe Beatan's plan is to simply get a bunch of memberships, then keep it open but stop streaming. Good long term supplemental income for no work.

>>12476189
If she can double dip on Twitch subscriptions at the same time all the better!

>>12475936
She really liked this piece. New donation background, thumbnail, Live2D 3.0 inspiration.

i love bea so much it hurts i want to have a family with her

>>12476303
It's a good picture, but it has always bothered me that risuna is in the middle. It makes her look assertive instead of shy. I guess it's better visually for the symmetry.

>>12476405
yah me too

>>12476405
>>12472499
me too dude

>>12463884
She’s just some smelly little Japanese woman, not Lex Luthor. You mental retardates do all of this to yourselves.

>>12476516
She's probably not even smelly and lies about not bathing.

>>12476516
SHE'S MY DAUGHTER GOD DAMMIT!

>>12476303
My daughters and her hot friend. She's so erotic.

I'M SERIOUSLY TOO MUCH IN LOVE WITH BEATANI!!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT OTHER GIRLS!!!!!! BECAUSE THEY ARE NOTHING TO ME!!!!!! JUST BEATANI!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!1!

I just want one single nadenade. It must be nice to get them on command

>>12476959
nadenade
t. bea

>>12476516
I think that guy might be exaggerating just a tiny bit.

http://poal.me/ov9p4a

where did all this pessimism come from? she has been planning various projects for the next couple of months, I don't fully understand why you dads are now depressed

>>12477051
Whatcha readin' dad?

>>12477296
No Bea streams for days and dads get a little down.

I miss her

>>12477296
I'm not her favorite

im just shitposting out of boredom what do you mean

>>12477426
32

>>12477426
2 and 32

>>12477426
I wish I could remember where I put my meds

>>12477304
The bible

>>12477296
It's really hitting me that beatan doesn't love me... I've been keeping up the denial for a while but it's fading.

>>12477560
Nice, there's some wisdom in there even if you're not religious.

>>12477498
sorry sometimes it sounds so real that I take it seriously.

>>12477426
2

>>12477426
9

>>12477577
It sucks for awhile but I'm at peace with it now. I keep fooling myself that it will change one day but I know that day is not today.

>>12477426
4, 11, I just want to get along dads why are you so menhera.

>>12478071
audience reflects the streamer