/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12456072
every single day I wish I could impregnate Mori

>>12456072
Who wouldn't I impregnate is a better question

>>12456126

>>12456196
Would impregnate still.

This crew.

>>12456268
Me too except for Korone.

>>12456268
I'd advice you to do Mio first, while her eggs still work.

>>12456126
This

>>12456072
Gura, Shion, Kana, Roa if she wasn't dead. Maybe Rushia if I'm drunk.

>>12456072
Axia

Uruka WILL bear my children

>>12456072
After thinking seriously about your question the answer I have come to is, yes. Furthermore there is a follow up to that answer, even the men.

>>12456072
Calliope Mori
every
single
time
I love that bitch so much

>>12457064
based

i want to impregnate aqua and she will give birth to herself

>>12460617
Based konosuba poster

>>12456126
Better question. There are only six Holos I wouldn't. This list is as follows.
1: Shion
2: Rushia
3: Sana
4: Flare
5: Matsuri
6: Subaru

The top 10 I WOULD is:
1: Botan
2: Fauna
3: Baelz
4: Okayu
5: Mio
6: Choco
7: Calliope
8: Korone
9: Ollie
10: Reine

>>12461164
>all either tit monsters, furries, or both (except ollie for some reason)

>>12456072
Only hags, I wanna hear the screams of joy as I reactivate their barren wombs with my cock.

Mio, Polka, Reine, Okayu, Botan. In that order

>>12456072
I only watched her xeno streams but she really seem like a nice person

>>12461395
It's like making an old rusty clockwork run again

>>12456072
Sana

I want chumbuds to continuously mald as Gura talks about how cute her newborn child is.

Zentraya

Impregnate her over and over again

>>12456196
I WILL PUT A CHILD IN THIS EROTIC CHILD !!

The only one for me

>>12461325
>zombie
>not a monster

Every single hag in Hololive

>>12463998
It's probably too late to impregnate a few of them

Why are fan artists too cowardly to draw brown nips.

>>12464146
They're anime girls they're supposed to be cute not filthy subhumans

>>12463820
Better hurry, probably only fertile for a few more years

Goddammit. I've already fapped 3 times today but a mere mention of impregnating someone makes my loin hard again.

>>12464398

You have a crippling porn addiction. Seek help.

>>12456072
Houshou Marine, at least twice.

>>12466072
Shut the fuck up you failed normie before I rape your ass.

>>12464398
>not doing NNN
I'm legit having withdrawal after 3 days, turns out fapping 3-5 times a day for 20 years really does fuck you up
God I'm looking forward to a massive coom in december

>>12464231
you are so, so wrong. wrong!!!

>>12456072
I don't get this image

>>12456072
kujirapasta FBK

>>12466133
It's unhealthier to not fap for a month then it is to fap 3-5 times a day for 20 years. Keep fapping you stupid piece of shit.

>>12466185
Ah yes the prostate cancer line, I'm sure that the porn industry has nothing to do with that
I can defeat this addiction, even if you're too weak

>>12463820
>>12456072
do not

>>12466072
>Porn addiction
I haven't fapped for weeks, retardchama.
Can't a man blow off his steam.

>>12466133
I'm not a nofap guy but how does your dick not hurt after five nuts a day multiple days in a row? Do you take supplements for this or something? God damn. The best I've done for an actual human woman IRL was two in one day.

>>12466216
No you retard. It's just unhealthy. Don't do it. Fap.
>But
Shut the fuck up, turn your brain off, and do what the smarter person says. You'll be happier.

>>12461164
>wouldn’t list
Are you gay? What’s wrong with you?

>>12466133
>not doing NNN
Yes.

>>12466255
idk bro, I'm probably some kind of mutant
>>12466272
Eat shit shill

>>12466219
easypeasymethod.org
Get help before its too late

>>12466258
wtf isnt that Kuzuha

>>12466272
Whatcha doin here Rabbi?

>>12466255
Oh and the only time I've been with a woman I couldn't cum, I presume the endless fapping has caused that

No order
1Rrat
2.Mori
3.Kiara
4.Gura
5.Ame
6.Coco
7.Kroni
8.Noel
9Fubuki
10.Oga

No one because the thought of putting one above the others kills me, and I am not going to doubletime.

>>12466320
>Shill!
Kill yourself, you fucking failure.

>>12466451
Oh is the addict lashing out? Gonna cry? How about manning up and stopping your disgusting habit if only for a month

>>12466336
>easypeasymethod.org
IDK what are you trying to sell but i'm not buying.

>>12466375
My serious advice to you is to at least cut porn out of your life man. That stuff is not good for anybody psychologically. Learn to jack off to your imagination and you will probably be much happier.

>>12466499
Listen, timmy. I know Middle School has been hard, but there's no need to shit up an adult website with your bullshit. Take your meds and go to bed, you'll be happier.
I'm not even actually reading your posts btw.

>>12466532
Who said anything about porn mate? I generally fap to my imagination anyway. I think it's just the volume, which as I've said, I'm making a conscious effort to change

Aqua and Haato at the same time

>>12466532
Holy shit, KILL YOURSELF. You're a fucking embarrassment. We get it, you believe in that tin-foil hat shit. Now throw yourself into the padded room and get off the internet.

>>12466556
>>12466612
You appear to be upset, perhaps you need a nice quick fap to calm down?

>>12466647
>You appear to be upset,
Nah, just embarrassed for your sake.

>>12456072
who is the a picture of?

>>12466682
Whatever makes you happy, addict.

>>12466697
Likewise, delusional retard.

>>12466690
Just use sauceNAO, breh.

>>12456072
literally everyone I could get my hands on, including the managers and males

>>12466612
What the fuck lol, I'm the anon you were replying to. I'm not the same guy as the easypeasyposter, honest. That's hardly a very reasonable response to what I said, buddy. Since when is pornography a vitamin?

>>12466584
My mistake for making assumptions man, I've seen this same issue pop up several times on this website and that advice landed the last few times I doled it out

>>12467074
No worries mate, I'm quite a fringe case for this stuff since my imagination is powerful enough to clearly picture (for example) Shion bouncing on my cock or Choco sucking me off.
Makes NNN that bit harder since unlike many I can just basically summon an erection at will

>>12466690
Nui Sociere

>>12467128
You really can't beat the theater of the mind, huh? Sure beats watching other people fuck, at least in my opinion.

>>12467160
Oh absolutely, last thing I need is some other mans balls in my face

>>12466072
>animal instinct is an affliction
You should ask your mom as to why your pp gets hard, kiddo.

>>12467142
Nijichads I kneel

>>12467142
holy shit

>>12467142
Hawwwt.
>>12467074
That's interesting. You read the bible too? You're toooooooooooootally gonna make it in life.

>>12466255
>fapping solo
dick doesn't hurt no matter how many times I fap a day. It does hurt on the next day though. I've found out that the most it hurt was when I was doing 3-hour edging sessions. Massive cumshots, but it hurts on the next day. You recover in a day or two though.
>with a woman
The first time I did it with a woman I couldn't get it up for 30 min cause I was just confused as to what to do. Then we stopped, she told me to go out and buy another pack of condoms just for the lols and when I came back, the moment I walked into the door, my dick was as solid as a rock. I came twice that night.
Some years later, I met this chick that had an edging fetish and she basically trained my dick how not to cum. We would have 2-hour long edging sessions and the slightest of insertions into her pussy would make me cum. That really fucked up my sexual relationship with my last ever gf I had. She was a person I would actually marry and I just couldn't cum for her no matter how I fucked her. I would do as much as fuck her 30 min to an hour straight and she would just say that she's in pain. I made her cum but she basically felt bad for being able to make me cum. We tried a lot of things, I just couldn't cum in her presence, even when I was jerking off in front of her. It's been 3 years since I've had sex with a woman.

Care with your fetishes boys. You might fuck up your life with them.

>>12467409
It's funny you mention the bible; I actually find all sorts of religions, mythology and the occult to be very interesting. I find the Tanach much more interesting than the Christian bible, honestly. I'm typing this on the clock right now so I must be doing something right, I guess. You seem unreasonably angry about this.

>>12467562
Addicts usually get upset when you don't subscribe to their world view
Have you seen how heroin addicts react when paramedics administer naloxone and reverse their overdose? They're incredibly angry.

>>12456072
>Who would you impregnate /vt/?
Yes

>>12466285
>look at the would list
>look at the wouldn't list
Golly gee, it's almost as if I like milfs and furries and hate lolis and shitskins. Ollie is also there because she's genuinely cute and funny instead of being a codeword for unripened pussy.

>>12467834
In Ollie's case I'd say it's overripe LMAO

>>12463775
>You leave the room, barely concious, but alive
>You head to the kitchen for a cigarrette and a snack, while loud panting can be heard down the hall
>The panting stops and you hear someone walking torwards you
>It's Irys
>"Anon, you were, fucking amazing"
>you're tired, so you can't respond to her remarks
>Suddenly, between your cigarrette and a sandwich, you feel Irys arms coil around you
>"Let's do it again, anon"
>Before you get to say anything, Irys pulls you back into the bedroom and closes the door.

>>12466338
Yesn't. It's Sanya

>>12467562
Oh god you're even worse than I thought. And talking to yourself too? Scary...

>>12456072

>>12468069
yeah but there's a dick... that's gay, bro... you wouldn't fuck your bro even if he had tits would you?

>>12468083
Whatever helps you feel like less of a retard, man.

I'd never stop

>>12467869
Would not even care, if the hags won't accept me, I know this zoombie nymph would.

>>12468164
The only retard here is you. Now die of stress so I don't have to live on the same planet as you anymore. Hurry up now, chop chop.

>>12466525
He's trying to sell you shit

>>12456072
I will impregnate anything that moves, male, female, trap, trans, animal, bug, fish, even the concepts. You cannot and will not stop me.

>>12466255
nta, but 3 is my limit for a day, any more and it feels like the bottom of my dick hurts, imagine the stretch of skin that anchors your tongue to your mouth, it's like that

>>12466532
Asking this as a genuine question, why is fapping to shit your mind makes better?

>>12467834
But Subaru? Cute, tomboyish, pale, big enough tits. She’s not a Loli or shitskin.

>>12468163
Where's the dick?

>>12468589
Her voice filters me and I prefer Western tomboys.

>>12468505
Unless voyeurism is already what does it for you it can subconsciously encourage you to be more passive (i.e., unmotivated) in your sex life. You're at least exercising your brain a little bit if you use your imagination as opposed to just watching footage of people having sex, and I personally find it much easier to self-insert into whatever scenario I'm imagining as opposed to porn. I also believe that the pornography industry is largely pretty unethical in the way its performers are treated and that nine times out of ten porn isn't a lifelike depiction of how sex actually goes down. That being said, I don't really have a problem with hentai even though I don't personally find it very interesting.

>>12466218
buttons hag womb is for everyone. learn to share, ramy.

>>12456072
I would impregnate (You).

>>12468904
But posting pictures like that with the shit you're spewing, you're really proving how much of a nigger faggot you are.

>>12469270
You make an excellent point, anon. I am a proud Nubian homo; you caught me

>>12456089
FPBP

>>12456072
My Mori of course!

>>12468904
>Unless voyeurism is already what does it for you
What if it is?

>>12456072
Nobody, kids are terrible.
I'd marry my oshi and make her get one of those birth control inserts.

>>12456072
In no particular order other than #1 Maririn
All of them, from oldest to youngest. Start with the hags, younger ones for dessert.

>>12468652
I guess you've never listened to her real voice

Easier to say who i wouldnt
-Shion
-Gura
-Subaru
-Luna
-Rushia
-Mio

Who i would 100% no doubt
-Choco
-Moona
-Reine
-Juniper (That one moth indie, SEX model)

>>12456072
My oshi Haachama, with her building autism and my building autism we could rule this world.

>>12456072
your mom lol

>>12456072
I LOVE NUI
PLEASE PLAY MORE JRPGS

>>12472294
Then go for it. The whole reason I find porn unappealing is because I find voyeurism repulsive

I want to marry and impregnate Nene.

>>12474305
>pretended

Fuck the whores, anon, I want to impregnate you.

>>12468904
>it can subconsciously encourage you to be more passive (i.e., unmotivated) in your sex life.
I don't like this callout anon

>>12463775
And over and over and over and over and over

>>12480082
Sorry buddy. I'm glad someone who needed to read that got to read it, at least.

>>12466272
>Unhealthy
And you fell for the lie.
If that were the case, most, if not all, ancestors would have died of prostate cancer. There's a reason a couple of religions pretty much ban it. Don't shoot your life force and creative energy cheaply.

everyone in this image

>>12456072
How can I impregnate a board? Is a board gendered? Would it be faggotery?

>>12456072

>>12481078
Since you're a Darumafag I gotta ask, what class does he play and has he ever streamed it

>>12467074
>>12466612
yall ever heard of aphantasia? some people have it, and that means they can't really use imagination there because it's hard to jerk off to the void

>>12467128
forgot to add this anon in mentions too, not everyone has vivid imagination

>>12483115
Sorry bro, I don't play maple story nor do I watch daruma much beyond his uploads.

1. Marine
2. Noel
3. Lamy
4. IRyS
5. Aqua
6. Pekora
7. Flare

first four make me tick and feel like i could bust liters

aqua and pekora amplify my neet fetish and flare cause hips

I want to nut in Ayame. Mostly because I'd be cucking her viewers and her boyfriend.

All of the females, literally what other answer is there?

I don't know why but whenever I see or even think of Shion I just get a hard on and a raging desire to breed her. I don't even watch her much anymore.

>>12485031
All of the males too

>>12477335
I wanna voyeur on you having sex, anon.

>>12456072
>Ina
>Nui
>Mio
>Marine
>Botan
>IRyS
>Sana
>Aki
>Elira
>Choco
In no particular order beyond Ina

>>12485639
That's the power of the mesugaki

>>12484020
>>12484058
I guess I hadn't really considered that situation. I still don't think it's healthy to watch a lot of hardcore porn, to be honest.

>>12486567
You would, wouldn't you? I'm flattered but no, thank you.

This dumb blonde witch.

Irys SEX
Ina SEX
Nene SEX
Elira and Selen SEX
Kronii BREED
Marine BREED
Ui RAPE

i will have sex with bora

>>12456072
Fubuki. easy question

>>12456072
Mikochi
Korone
Marine
Fubuki
Watame
Subaru
Mel
Pikamee
Kson
Veibae

>>12490529

>>12478678
>Fuck the whores, anon
I mean, yes?

>>12478678
>fuck the whores
That's the plan!

>>12456126
Must breed tier/ Fine tier/ Menhera tier.
I won't putting my dick in crazies

>>12456072
i misread that as "who would you impregnate at /vt/"

>>12498502
marineschizo

>>12498502
HFZ OP the fucking slut

>>12490529
I too would fuck a bora

>>12456089
>literally undead womb

>>12468904
> porn unrealistic
Watch amateur porn then. Jesus it's not that hard.
> porn industry bad, treat people bad
See point above. Also who tf cares? You certainly don't because no one is doing anything about it, just like Chinese child slaves working in factories. Big words and no actions.
> self insert
Not everyone needs to self insert to get off
> hentai
Can lead to some fucked up fetishes, like getting hard ons from children sitting on your lap. Scary stuff. I changed to reading smut for a while but ended up coming back to porn again once the stories slowed down. If you have bad imagination, consider reading smut.

I wouldn't have a choice

Maybe a thorough dicking can fix her.

>>12510828
I'm sorry I didn't care hard enough for you personally, anon. Amateur porn still isn't for me because I just genuinely don't want to watch other people fuck.