/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Gura!

>>12459592

>>12459592
I want to bite Gura's tail!

GAWR LOVE

>>12459592
>UMISEA Collab Song:
kill yourself

Any predictions on what's going to be on the next schedule?

the "my chummies" face is gura's own creation right?
I am continually impressed at how good she is at creating strong memes

>>12459696
make a post without the name or you'll keep posting as /ggg/ and i will follow you around and call you a nerd you fuckin nerd

>>12459827
no, she didn't draw the original, but she created the meme surrounding it.

>>12459827
>He lacks critical information

>>12459827
Nope, it's from fanart, she retweeted the sketch page when she started using it.

Omnomnomnomnom

>>12459780
Mario Party (superstar?) Collab & Sports Festival are confirmed

>>12459858
ah it was a stream doodlefag cool

>>12459865
>>12459870
that's why, no twitter

>>12459774
Hey anon I didn't write this, just copypasted it, any complaints go here >>12459026

gura talks about it in mori's 2nd jump king stream
timestamp:https://youtu.be/kJZNrgw2COg?t=21259

i recorded 7 hours of mori playing jump king and gura slept through the whole stream just like i did

I'm in love with Gura!

>>12460005
About what

>>12460191
this >>12459827

>>12460042
Might not be worth looking through for Gura mentions

>>12459592
Will Gura practice for the minecraft sport festival?

>>12460368
Probably

Moar

>>12460350
Only big thing I've heard so far was Mori repeating her plan to take the shark to Disney world first opportunity she gets

>>12460427
I wonder if she will do it off stream, I feel she will try not to stream when others are online. But I also feel that she will go to the festival without even knowing what the rules of each event are

>>12460517
Look at those cute baby legs

>>12460435
>>12460517
so many temgura fan arts. its so fucking cute

>>12460504
It seems likely that Gura will practice offline. Bae (festival POV) and Kiara (captain) were at the impromptu meetup earlier, so they can explain the rules to each member on the EN+ID team. Ame was there too, but she seemed to be pretty lost without Kiara's translations.

>wondering when my Goomba nendo will ship
>check goodsmile
>August 2022
Bros...

>>12460676
Have they taken payment from you? Because they haven't from me.

>>12460648
so she wont be streaming the festival? that sucks!
I thought that she was going to be the captain since she was the face that appeared in the chart. Why Kiara?

>>12460779
I paid for it yeah

>>12460844
kiara volunteered lol

>>12460844
No one else on the team wanted to, also needing to effectively communicate with jp members.

>>12460859
who would've though?

>>12460648
>Kiara will be the captain
yes, I can already hear her screetches

>>12460922
Ina could have done it, but it doesn't really matter much

>>12459592
I want to lick Gura

I think Gura, Ina, and Bae will compete in the PvP section

>>12460844
Well, First Kiara knows Japanese and english so she can communicate way better than Gura with the others teammates, Second Kiara is way more a leader than Gura, she has confidence and its able to speak up when needed, and third, she is the one that JP holos recognize and likes the most.

I MISS GURA

>>12461296
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/filename/1632307405943.jpg%20/
go back

>no Gura POV for Holoween collab
>no Gura POV for Sports Festival
shit fucking sucks desu

No gura POV ?? Fuck this shit.

>>12461296
You were right until the last point

>>12461559
Gura will be a lot more relaxed if she only has to focus on playing

Gura retweeted!!

Looks like Gura found that untagged art that an anon was worried about

SHARK AWAKE

Gura cute Gura cute!

During phasmophobia I find it funny how she became quite aggresive after learning that the ghost is old. what does she have against boomers?

I miss her bros, I need shark in my life

>>12461765
Boomers are うんち

Can any drawfags do a picture of cavegirl Gura handing Shion flowers while Shion in a tron suit and cyberpunk visor is driving a jetson car with the trunk unable to close due to all the treasure jammed into it? Thanks

Gura + Haachama collab coming soon
i dont think anyone said they would but they were both active on twitter at similar times the other day and Haachama went through and liked dudul's animations
this is proof they talked on discord and set up a collab

>>12462090
100% confirmed

>>12462090
Uhhh, that's a low bar for calling something proof, but I guess it's about time that they did collab

>>12461868
now post the uncensored paid version

>>12461868
Thank you for bringing this to my attention

Latest one

I just pack this up, what do I do?

>>12462351
Make sure you feed it well

>>12462351
Put her on a fish tank and teach her tricks

>>12462351
Throw it

>>12462090
I don’t know if I should say schizo or genius

Shark today likely!

>>12462687

Stay calm chumbuds

OHNONONO I'm out of this place, sayonara, rratposters incoming.

>>12462721
uhhhhhhhhhI CANT AHHHHHHHH
>>12462718
NOPE!

No Gura for the next few days is sad, but she needs a bit of time for family duties so it's okay

>>12462736
QRD? i want to know If I should bail or not

>>12462721
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IO MIDFSS GOURAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12462756
Yeah, me

Welp that was bad timing for my post..
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1455936269662539783

hey guys, it's me, Gura's boyfriend
she has family stuff to do and I wont get to see her either so im gonna hang out here with you guys

Gura’s family such white trash she needs to constantly needs to bail them out of jail get send them money for rent.

>>12462781

>>12462766
>>12462781

>>12462798
>she has family stuff to do
I'm family stuff.

>>12462798
I don't remember writing this

>>12460844
>Why Kiara?
According to Kiara because no one volunteered and Subaru kept asking her what's going on with Team White C

>>12462807
>using Light mode in 2020+1
Anon...

>>12462891
Fuck if I care.
I don't even have a twitter account to begin with.

I'm not ok.

I'm gonna miss her this week but I don't think her family situation is necessarily a negative one in this case. See you for the sports festival Gura!

There is going to be lots of magenta posting this week...

Time to bail on this thread. Remember chumbuds don't reply to bait!

looks like its just us again buds.

>>12462996
which one of you chumbies stole my weights

oh thank god, this gives me time to install PC parts

>>12462989
I'll still be here because "I miss gura" posting is one of my only ways to cope
>>12462985
all me...

Pretty sure that she's still going to be in the collab tomorrow

>3 more days
I'm gonna kill myself

Ok time to zzz for a few days. Stay strong chumbuds.
Gura will probably do pvp I guess for Sports festival. It does not need too much training

>>12463028
collab tomorrow?

>>12463024
Don't forget to "yeah, me" post

I hope she has a good time but I also hope she's out taking care of legal or adult stuff. She's made a serious amount of money in her new career and probably wants mommy and daddy to help her with tax stuff, accounting stuff, lawyer things, or if we're really luck, going to see her primary care physician.

>>12462996
Back to normal operations.

>>12463028
What collab ?

No Gura POV for the sport fes, no Gura stream until next week.. it's gonna be a sad time.

It's okay, we'll probably get family stories next stream!

Only 59 hours until we see Gura (glimpses of her on other people's streams) again!

>>12462781
>family stuff
>from the girl who doesn't live with/near her family
I wanna cuckpost but I don't even know what to start with :^(
Uhhh... bbc? No, to obvious.
T-tr-transatlantic??? No, even Seabros don't buy that one!
Le ebin swede? Yes,yes I'll go with that!!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh GUUUUUUUUURRLLLLLL SHE FOOKIN THAT SWEDE DUDE LOLE

>>12463052
I got fucking banned for doing basically that 2 days ago because some janny stopped in here for the very first time and wanted to power trip

>>12463051
>>12463074
Ah my mistake. The collab I'm thinking about is the mario party on Saturday

>>12463104
do your reps

>>12463015
Sorry, had to work off the cookie.

I'm not going it make it buds

Friendly reminder, Gura ate her siblings while on her mom's womb.
https://youtu.be/rPKcmD1QIds?t=3310

>>12463293
Plenty of good old vods to watch to hold yourself over, I know I'm gonna need to watch some too

This is technically only today and tomorrow off since the sports festival is late night on Friday.
But damn it, that's again 1+ week without a singe solo Gura stream. I really would've liked at least a member singing stream to cut the break in half.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1455936269662539783?t=U3ZSsh-lDsYp9S8ydCpHOQ&s=19
No streams until saturday.

don't worry, guys. We'll be here to support you.

>>12462721
I lifted today, so I feel okay

>>12463293
https://files.catbox.moe/eeoqc1.mp4

>>12463070
Is gura ded?

You need to take it easy chumbuds

>>12463432
thank you bonebro, looking forward to her doom stream

>>12462996
Me on the corner

Should I bulk before I get lean or should I cut so I can bulk up?

>>12463432
We'll make it.

I will lurk until Saturday see you guys

>>12461296
I mean, ignoring the third point that pushed this into bait territory, it does make sense to have Kiara be the leader, simply because she can understand japanese, and because of how fucking loud she is.

Take this cunny and tank it chumbuds

>>12463572

my highly functional and comfortable cargo pants arrived, so i will take an opportunity to hem them during the break

>>12463658
Considering her diet or lack thereof. Gura is probably incredibly scrawny. All skin and bones.
One must wonder. Would she grow booba if she ate properly?

>Got around to watching her phasmo and VR chat
>She ends up getting motion sickness and felt like she was going to puke more then once
I'M GONNA CONCERNFAG
But seriously, I feel that there won't be any VR horror games unless she get's a tolerance with the head gear.

>>12463707
She will grow taller instead of having boobas

>>12463570
Depends on your current body comp. If you're just skinnyfat, definitely bulk first, ideally a slow bulk/recomp. If you're obese, still lift but eat at a deficit and lose some weight first.

>>12463772
I don't think Gura would even be skinnyfat considering she's talked about spreading a single McDonalds burger meal over multiple days.

>>12463711
i'm hoping she'll be able to play games that are stationary or teleport instead of sliding around

>>12463796
I wasn't under the impression I was talking to Gura, but yeah she's probably just plain skinny. There have been some belly fat mentions though, maybe bordering on skinnyfat. Definitely zero muscle definition whichever it is.

Lots of newbuds here because this is nothing

>>12463707
It would all go to her hips. and tail.

>>12463858
I don't see anybody overreacting here tho.

>>12463711
She should try something that doesn't involve moving. Motion sickness is caused by dissonance between visual and inner ear motion iirc, so a game where she only has to walk around a space no larger than her own floorspace will get her used to the rig.

I saw a fantastic video for please don't touch anything in vr so that one could work.

>>12463858
The oldbuds were the ones on the verge of death a while ago

Im gonna do VA reps while gura is gone, wish me luck

Favorite collab? Mine was DBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEr9Is2tja4
>gives all the newbies a fair chance to learn the game
>mercilessly toys with her prey
>moris the fuck out of Calli

>>12464012
You aren't a real chumbud if you don't have to check into a mental health clinic every time gura stops streaming.

oh no, im gonna concern
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO CHUBI IF SHE HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE

>>12464097
She takes Chubi with her?

>Finally take vacation time after crunch
>Literally 0 Gura streams until saturday
Does she hate me?

>>12464051
https://youtu.be/95EaRULYLGw
still my favorite collab

>>12463796
Imagine if gura was bulking up to be a bodybuilder or a strongman.

https://files.catbox.moe/rz78rt.jpg

There is a schizo that keeps posting videos of themselves in a Gura cosplay to the art tag

>>12464190
just seeing the title of the VOD makes me tear up

Why not just say "im taking a vacation this week guys" instead of waiting 2 days when she knew she wasn't going to stream. Have fun with the bf

>>12464225
Muscular Gura?
I'm into that.

Fuck.

>12464430
sorry that global is catching on to your obvious bait

>>12464130
Gura was also crunching during October, so poor timing on your part.

>>12464386
Anyone who spams a vtuber art hashtag with non-art shit gets muted by the chuuba real fast because they need to be able to browse their tag efficiently to do their job. You can just do the same and mute them too.

>>12464472
muscle gura....

Really wish she was more consistent on hours instead of this flip flopping each month.

well, fuck you too gura

She should've chumbie'd us before she left.

>>12464498
the funniest thing is that he keeps trying

>>12463796
>>12463852
If you did your rep anon you'd know that Gura had a time where she was a bit overweight but she's really skinny now. She's a beauty.

"family issues"

Welp so much for minecraft practice

>>12464547
I gladly offer myself

>1 (ONE) solo stream within the past 17 days

this is insane man

>>12464626
who are you quoting?

>>12464522
I love her

>>12464647
it honestly is. the collabs are out of control.

>>12464579
I kinda figured she'd be skinny.
Her diet is atrocious.

>>12464647
Outlast and scary story

Im out of the loop. Who's Mario party collab will she be in?

>>12464647
I can't exactly blame you since it was short, but you're forgetting the member stream.

>>12464734
Look at Kiara's schedule

>>12464734
Kiara, Ame, Mumei, and Gura are all playing the new mario party saturday. Not sure who is hosting, maybe kiara?

>>12464739
meh

>deleted

>>12464097
>>12464121
Cats can be left alone for a few days to a week no problem, as long as they have food, water and a clean box. You can get programmable feeders and water dispensers. Of course they do need some social interaction so a kennel is also possible for extended trips.
-t. Cat owner who does biz trips

>>12464522
More muscle, like tyler1 with boobs

>>12464911
a..anon?

>>12464961
Perfection

>>12464739
Good, but no chat interaction, so it doesn't fill the void

>>12465094
This is true.

I actually had high hopes that we will get a schedule and stream today. Now I get home, see this shit and feel like someone kicked me in the nuts

Chumbies: use this time to get ahead on shit you need to do next week. That's what Gura would want you to do, she would want you to be proactive

>>12465192
thank you Goowa!

>>12465192
No Gura, we will concernfag and live in despair for the rest of the work week.

>just got the news
welp, at least she gave us a date of return instead of having to wait around

>>12464647
damn, really hope this does not become a trend

>>12464647
She loves her friends so much...

November is probably going to be another busy month

>>12439729
I have an extremely scuffed Gura team set up, but I stole Dante from the /v/ export and it's just two models of Gura plus a few boxheads.

I do hope that someone decides to manage the team for the next /vt/ league.

>maximizing the time off by waiting until the end of her regular break to announce
sasuga lazy shark

>>12465917
oh you ban evading again

>>12465917
>maximizing the time off
how does that even work? does announcing later makes her trip longer or something?

>>12459592
Why do council do collabs with Pekora or Miko already in Minecraft but they didn't collab with Gura yet? Why jp hate Gura so much?

gura in miko stream

Gura is on the sportsfest server right now

>>12465917
Don't be a cunt. You know damn well she wouldn't cite family issues as a problem unless there really is a problem. She's too superstitious to pull that card flippantly.

Exit shark

>>12466229
>I am retarded

>>12466247
Any interaction or did she train in her own ?

>>12466413
She was only on for a couple minutes. she said hello in chat and said she would only be on to do something quick, no idea what she did though

Oh, I guess I'll have to save my important question for later. Was going to send it during one of the streams, I think the RE7 one but I wasn't able to type it out in time, Was waiting for the next available solo but that didn't come when the many collabs that soon followed and she turned off superchats for multiple ones where I would be available to send anything. Might be for the best since she might forget about it when I bring it up and there was a long break after.

>>12466247
Is that server connected to the main one?

>>12466413
All she said

>>12466271
I think it'd be wise to be clear that she didn't mention any "family issues", just that she had family related stuff to do. Don't want people making shit up for the sake of drama or anything.

>>12466472
>>12466442
Huh she probably was testing stuff. But it’s nice if she can access Minecraft. She still can train offline before saturday

>>12466472
Probably just wanted to verify her connection for when she plays later

Hmmm, the last picture Gura liked was of Okayu

>>12466514
That’s basically confirmed she is in her family house and not in her own.
Will probably train with her team later offline

the thing she tested was the sport skin with the tail

>>12466772
Thanks for letting us know, Gura.

>>12466772
You can view skins without logging in, right?

>>12464647
The last couple of weeks had more cause of Halloween games, probably will be less again cause of metroid, dmc, and whatever other games she was getting permissions to going into november

>>12465192
nahh, I'm just gunna jerk off and eat cum

>>12466271
>family issues
she never said "family issues", she said "family stuff". It's just a blanket statement used when she has something to do instead of streaming though

>>12466820
You don’t need yeah. She was definitely testing her connection.
She has no other reason than that to connect to this server now for a few minutes

>>12466578
>That’s basically confirmed she is in her family house and not in her own.
How the fuck does that confirm that?? Take your meds you retard

>>12466932
She didn't say what she needed to you, you're just speculating things.

>>12466967
For what other reason would she needs to connect to this server now ??

The real reason she connected to the server was to

>>12467012
Why would she need to test the connection to a server she's played on before and knows works?

>>12460517
>Gura could have been wearing a fried skin suit of one of her membershrimps

>>12467101
yeah, me

>>12467050
Different server. Also she's had troubles connecting to the usual server in the past

>>12467050
It's a different server for the sports fes retard

>>12463099
Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>12467050
>Won't stream for a few days
>Family stuff
>Connect to minecraft for a few minute to test something
Just connect the dot, she is probably staying at a relative house for whatever reason and was testing if her connection was ok from here to train for the festival.

>>12467120
>>12467125
If only you guys paid attention to threads, or twitter, or streams. Retards
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1453206729231986690

>>12467154
Stop making obviously wrong rrats in my thread, please.

>>12467154
>>12467201
Who the fuck cares? Why do either of you care where she is?

>>12467232
I don't really care where she is.
I'm just happy she will be able to train before the festival.

>>12467185
Alright, didn't know that she's been there. She didn't tweet it or stream it, so it's an easy thing to miss.

>>12467262
Even if she can connect it doesn't mean she'll end up having time

>>12466920
Gura wouldn't lie, even if she is insanely guarded compared to all the normal streamers.

>>12467434
I don't know why she would have connect now if not for testing or preparing stuff for later today.

>>12467497
Exactly, you don't know

>>12467460
This doesn't sound right, surely she's told white lies before at some point

>>12467460
wow, crazy that you know her that well personally, tell us more please

>>12467535
>>12467610
Gura's an honest person who sucks at Among Us.

>>12467460
>normal

>>12467460
>Gura wouldn't lie
She literally told us that there will be a member's karaoke stream this week
>inb4 the family stuff was unexpected
Nah, she was just paranoid that someone would wait for her at the airport if she told us she was going to visit her family

Damn
I'll miss the goober but I guess this is a good time to go hard on my reps and clear out my head.
Until she comes back take care buds and don't bite the bait.

>>12467863
>Gura wouldn't lie
>She told us her plans and they ended up changing
>inb4 you justly call me retarded for calling that a lie
>[makes up shit]

>>12466560
Not the first time she likes Okayu pictures.
But I wonder if she has seen the clip of Okayu saying she is a fan of her, it has a lot of views.

>>12467863
That's breaking promises, not lying.

Not sure if anyone would like to see this...

https://youtu.be/JDPTmtU5c2M

I tried to make it seem like a found footage documentary thingy, added subtitles for the spanish title cards.
maybe better to watch at night? I don't know

>>12468000
It's called changing plans, schizo #2. Not every plan she shares is a promise, if it was she would never be able to share any plans.

>>12468000
saying you plan to do something isn't a promise. are you ESL? i've noticed that "promise" is a concept that a lot of non-native speakers struggle with a lot.

>>12464060
Truth

>>12468262
What sort of newfaggotry is this to screenshot a reply you're replying to.

>>12468179
>>12468193
You can break or alter a promise and have a valid reason for doing so. You must be schizo ESLs if you think every promise is some sacred vow.

>>12467185
but Gura isn't anywhere there?

>>12464060
I start day drinking when Gura isn't streaming in a 24 hour period.

>>12468306
sure, but this wasn't even a promise to begin with.

I don't know what I just entered into, but here's some Gura news: According to Kiara on her current stream, Gura is going to be in the PvP event of the sports festival alongside Ina and Baelz

>>12467460
>Gura wouldn't lie
yes, I'm sure every single time she's doing stuff off-stream or taking a break it's with family

>>12468316
2nd pic, the blue cape

>>12468360
Miko already laid that out during her stream earlier.

>>12468000
If you watch Gura, you should know by now that half the stuff she says won't end up happening.

Gura is going for her ultrasound.

>>12468360
Best event for her.

>>12467863
>Nah, she was just paranoid that someone would wait for her at the airport if she told us she was going to visit her family
This is 100% it. And she has good reason to be, cause that would probably happen

>>12468404
oh, I wasn't paying attention to the side of the head and thought that was botan or something

>>12468516
Stop being a fucking rrating retard, will you?

>>12468438
>deleted
it must be true..

>>12468574
How is that a rrat? Gura has by far the most schizos that would stalk, take pictures of her, and maybe even rape her out of anyone in EN.

>>12468365
Yeah, she'd rather tweet nothing than lie.

>>12468516
Yeah, recent events with Kiara probably put her on edge more than usual.

>>12468598
It's a rrat because it's narrative you created in your malfunctioning head out of no evidence whatsoever, you fucking schizo freak.

>>12468438
Batshark learning a new attack move..

>>12468611
Kiara is the world's worst person at persec though, and nothing happens to her. So not much to compare to.

>>12468634
>out of no evidence
Look at her paypigs and most cumbuds in her SCs and comments

>>12468707
Evidence that there are schizos is not evidence of a fucking airport trip you triple nigger. Stop making retarded rrats and go away.

>>12468634
Just out of pure statistics based off of how many subs and members she has and how popular she is outside the Hololive fandom is enough evidence. There exists more people that be interested in finding her IRL than the other girls.

>>12468906
WHO CARES FUCK OFF

>>12468906
i hope i can identify and find one of those guys someday so i can brutally torture him to death

>>12468927
relax babe

>>12468927

>>12468943
Luckily most of them live in Jakarta and have the net worth of a bundle of rice and some dried cow shit, so they won't be able to do anything anyways.
If anything ever happened to her or she announced that she was dealing with a stalker, I'd hope someone would fuck them up though.

>>12468927
chill bro

>>12468906
None of this implies in any way that an airport trip happened. You're just doing roommate speculation.

I'm looking forward to the sports fest, what kind of events are there? What will Gura be best at?

>>12469121
Imagine thinking she actually has family stuff to do and not going on some trip with friends which she obviously cant say on twitter

>>12469211
We all know she's actually getting laid.
She just doesn't want you to know because it ruins the whole GFE thing to know she's hiring ten strippers, renting out a luxury hotel suite for a weekend and buying enough booze to kill an elephant

>>12469121
The family stuff shit doesn't mean anything anyways. It's just the easiest go to excuse when you have something else to do other than stream.
She may be going on a mini vacation with friends, going on a date, moving to a new house, etc., but we'll never know

>>12469272
>ruins the whole GFE thing
Gura doesn't do GFE in the first place

>>12469295
All female vtubers do. It's just a question of degree.

>>12468598
Her celebrity status is tiny and she's not even a HoloJP living in Tokyo where most of the schizo fans are and streaming on her cute roommate account.

>>12469280
>we'll never know
Exactly. The reason this stuff is so distressing to a lot of people is that it makes you face the reality that (You) as an individual mean basically nothing to her. She'll have lived five days of her life without us and we'll likely never know a single thing that happened. It's uncomfortable to acknowledge this when you care about her so much, but it's the harsh reality of parasocial relationships.

Take meds

>>12469377
Being kind or appreciative isn't GFE, a lot of lonely guys misconstrue it as being GFE though.
Gura is only ever nice or sweet with her audience. It never escalates to more than that, and she actively tries to distance herself from it, which is probably a good thing in the long run.

>>12469280
If you don't know, then your opinion is pretty useless as well. Might as well just believe what she said.

I didn't read all this of this shit
Fucking retard

>>12469412
It doesn't matter, a cute and sweet girl like Gura with 3.5 million subs is bound to have a decent amount of people willing to track her down

>>12469526
Yeah but with how women tend to be in the west these days?
That's basically dream girlfriend experience.

>conversation is turning into IRLfriends/date bullshit
I wonder who could be behind these posts???

>all these new ips
go back tranny discord

>>12469459
Yeahh, of course. In the end you're just 1 of hundreds of thousands of people in her chat that she knows absolutely nothing about.
The faster people come to terms with the fact that she could stop streaming tomorrow and be perfectly fine, the better.
I'm worried about how many people will unironically commit suicide when the day comes that she never shows up again.

>>12469627
I hope you're one of them

>>12469587
Smol Gura

>>12469627
Go back.

>>12469459
And there it is, the weird assumption that in a real friendship you'd be attached at the hip.

>>12469544
Sure she may actually be visiting family, but I still give it a 50% chance that it's BS. She's far too nervous to ever talk about anything else.
Notice how Mori, Kiara, Fauna, Kronii, etc. all talk about doing stuff with friends or having done stuff with friends, but Gura literally never mentioned it once (not including stories when she was in grade school)? She tries hard to conceal as much as possible around that topic

>>12469627
You know. That day is gonna come.
The longer it takes the worse her life will be. Since her getting a man in her life will be something that Cover will get rid of her over.
Meaning if Gura is with us longer than a few years she's basically wrecking her chances of starting a family and living a happy life.

I hope she doesn't stick around too long and I hope we get a goodbye.

>Gura slowly opening up more over the past year
>schizos immediately think she's lying

>>12469759
Considering she's a meme machine shutin?
Probably doesn't have any.

Gura gills!!

>>12469627
I have the rope ready, but Gura wouldn't abandon me.

>>12469759
Go back

>>12469805
>Probably doesn't have any.
DYRBI????????

>>12469627
>>12469759
RATE HIM

>>12469805
Yeah definitely a person as funny, witty and charismatic as Gura has no friends other than holoEN

Yup, the schizos are back at it again

>>12469873
Oh, please forgive me for saying Gura has IRL friends! Heaven's forbid..

>>12469773
Leave.

>>12469888
She's only mentioned not having any and joining hololive to make some on stream multiple times

>>12469895
3/10. He's trying a little harder today

>wake up
>check Gura's twitter because it's schedule day
>see tweet
Buds... she said it would only be a couple days. This is like a whole week. I feel physically ill.

>>12469895
Same tired bait that tries to hook you in and make you a bad guy for not buying it.
0/10

>>12469910
No one cares, schizo, go cry elsewhere.

>>12469899
You know its a lot easier to be social online where theres minimal risk and you're not actually looking at someone.

>>12469938
>not a new ip

>>12469758
You're making a huge leap there. I never said you'd know everything she does every moment of the day, but surely you can wrap your brain around how being someone close to her would change how you interact entirely.

>>12469917
There's also the old tweet saying that being broke and lonely isn't all that fun

>>12469773
>Since her getting a man in her life will be something that Cover will get rid of her over
Are you retarded?

>>12469938
>>12469978

>>12461765
She wants to seduce them.

>>12469995
Yes, he is

>>12469831
you could die tomorrow and she wouldn't lose a second of sleep over it, even if she knew it happened

>>12469995
She already has me and they didnt fire her, he is retarded

>>12469995
Cover is an idol company.
Idols get fired when they get boyfriends.

>>12470068
Because she has to tell her company private things from her life

>>12470080
I want Gura to sing the Boss Nigger theme

>>12470103
Yes. She does.
That is how the entertainment industry works, you don't get to have a private life in regards to what your employer knows about you

>>12470044
Nah, she sometimes comments when she didn't see a username for a while, she probably worries we died.

>>12469917
again, DRYBI??
>not having any and joining hololive
Anyone with HER knowledge already knows this is BS.
Plus what this guy said: >>12469899

>bringing up past lives and roommate shit instead of talking about streams
Fuck off faggot

>>12469899
tbf, she was incredibly quiet and reserved before hololive

>>12469759
>She tries hard to conceal as much as possible around that topic

>>12469978
I posted a sad Gura before typing anything out

It's fun to watch them samefag and segue into what they REALLY wanted to talk about.

>Gura takes a reasonable break
>instant cuckposting
>retards always reply
This is so fucking tiresome.

>>12470068
How new are you? 2 people currently in EN existing BTFOs your entire fucking argument you retard.
Not to mention a couple people in JP side are literally married (1 in holostars)

>The doxposting isn't even about Gura anymore.

>>12470319
you know i was warning you guys to gatekeep harder after the move to /vt/ but everyone wanted to spoonfeed so everyone gets to feel welcome here and thats how you get newfag retards that bite every bait

>>12470379
>Metaposting

>>12470103
Even if Cover knows they wouldn't care. There's nothing in their policies stating that they can't be in a relationship. They probably recommend not to let it be known publicly for obvious reasons, but that's it.

>>12470400
>metaposting metaposting
im just gonna make some schizo rants to make the thread better

Seem like there are 2 types of shitpoters in ggg. The baitpostings and the derailers who intentionally reply to them ...

>>12470268
Well she does? How often do you hear her talk about stuff she does with friends off stream outside of hololive like Mori does?

>>12470496
She answered that question for you on stream, if you actually watched them

>>12470496
You're a schizo, anon. Sorry you had to learn it this way.

>>12470554
Timestamp?

>>12470554
If you think "I don't really talk to talk to people much xD" is an answer, then you're gullible and retarded.

>>12469984
Yeah, you'd be swapping memes on Discord instead of on stream or twitter. Some people have weird expectations for friendships that would be considered clingy.

>>12462989

>>12470596
Give up.

>>12470596
Hello there

I think Gawr Gura is lying about her reason for taking a break.
I think the truth is that she is secretly a princess of Atlantis as well as being one of their mightiest warriors, and had to return to help thwart a hostile takeover led by the dolphins.

>no I don't watch streams and even if I did I wouldn't believe what she's saying
Come up with something new baitfags

>>12470652
Anon, watch streams. Atlantis is gone.

>>12470652
She should stop being shy and stream it.

>>12470685
Thats just what they want you to think. Don't believe her lies

I'm going to tell you guys a secret that only some chumbuds /here/ know
you can leave this thread and still love Gura. there's 0 decent dialogue happening at the moment so come back in a couple days

>>12470704
Lol perfect

I've been gone for one single hour and the thread has already been doomed to oblivion.

>>12470738
Imagine Gura being thrown through the air and hitting pavement headfirst with that helmet on.

>>12470755
it's your fault anon. you could have kept the thread healthy but you abandoned us