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A thread for the discussion for the Combative Carmenta, herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.
>You will never be Mori’s little brother.>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.Why are we even here? Just to suffer?
>>12421208First post best post.
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
>You will never violently remove Mori's panties and lick her delicious assWhy live
Mori Love!
>>12421544love
>>12420992>rratI'd call it desperate for attention but I'm also mean.Given that she has a pretty light schedule with the reasoning of focusing on studying, I think it was japanese, turning up for a significant amount of time on Mori's stream wouldn't be the best look.>IrysSchedule doko, but yeah pretty likely if she doesn't have a stream tomorrow.>NA CouncilI don't see Kronii or Fauna calling in to be honest. And Mumei is about as likely as Kiara given her being busy with studying.>InaAlso unlikely given how she specifically made this week extremely light to focus on other projects>AmeCoin toss>GuraHeavily depends, it's a break day and she already showed up for the last one, but it's at a pretty decent time for her
She's my Mori, and I'll always remember her.
thoughts?
>>12421696reaper chest... erotic... reaper chest and shinitummy... erotic... ToT
I've begun to cry deadbeats.I miss herI miss my Mori
>>12421951Have you thought of seeking help in therapy or taking your meds?
>>12422002I threw meds away
>>12422037I'm calling Nurse Mori.
>>12421951
I'm watching mori play omori
>>12422139a great series of streams
I'm going to watch Mori sleep through my hidden cameras.
>>12422505MORI IS GOING TO RAPE RUSHIA LEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
森りん頑張って!!
>>12422053
>>12421589All the other 10 members of EN will join. Screencap this.
>>12422772I was under the impression she had a chainsaw-hand mod like Ash from Evil Dead?
>>12422987thats what i assumed too but the fanart is good either way
You all were incredibly horny last thread. And not in a good way.
>>12423256>We were horny last thread>There's a JK stream later tonightWe'll fucking do it again ! But in a good way this time, hopefully. Drawbeats, you know what to do.
>>12423256You don't get to judge. Unless you're Mori. Nah, not even then.
>>12423256Lets make this thread go ghost then.
>>12422139I'm watching someone play Ghost of Tsushima right now and it hurts knowing that Mori will never be able to play it onstream
>>12423480
>>12423256What is being horny for mori in a good way?
>>12423564
>>12423480>Just a reminder you are gay if you think of Calli as anything besides your Bro.I'm gay as fuck bros! Let's goooooo!
>>12423480>Just a reminder you are gay if you think of calli as anything besides your broWell then, I'm the biggest fucking faggot you've ever seen.
Imagine if they met during their teen years
Listen to some real electroswing j-rap alongside the kiddie stuffhttps://youtu.be/TIgcVT4SfGwhttps://youtu.be/Jt8QqOOAwsE
>>12423492Why? It's a horrible streaming game (great gameplay-wise though) and wouldn't make for a very good series. Add in the fact that it's not even a new experience for her and most people watching and it really doesn't seem like much fun. Mori puts on her rose-colored glasses when she talks about GoT and Persona 3, they would probably end up feeling the same for her as the RE games
>>12423492Does that someone stream while using normal camera but has an oddly familiar soft voice? Because I've also been watching a GoT playthrough and it doesn't seem like a great streaming game. I feel like it's a bit too slow, a good bit of it is some kind of side-mission grind similar to Ubishit open world map grind. While the gameplay seems like a ton of fun, it doesn't translate into the viewing experience too well.
>>12424146I think you're greatly underestimating how many people just see Mori geek out about stuff she likes.>>12423999Man I wonder if that would end as well as I hope it would. Maybe I trust our boy's ability to self assess too much but I've got some doubts she would have openws up as much to the Shark as she does currently.
>>12424708>I think you're greatly underestimating how many people just see Mori geek out about stuff she likesWhy didn't it work with RE then? She flat out decided to play every single one of those off-stream despite really liking them. They're also games she HAS permissions for.
>>12425162Besides other reasons, I wonder if Mori simply wanted to play them at her own pace. People sometimes act like she plays a lot off stream but to me it sounds like she plays those games for like an hour every other day. I bet most people here would be able to clear RE2-3 + 7-8 within a single weekend yet they took Mori what, several months?
>fall asleep to mori>wake up a few hours later with morning wood and the stream with her voice in my ears still going>touch myself while still half asleep waking up and hearing her That was nice.
>>12423256>not in a good wayExcuse you, i'm always horny for Mori in a good way.
Takamori
>>12427094There is nothing good about creepily speculating her masturbation habits and creating sexual voice clips. She would shiver and cr**ge at you all.
Do you think Mori has been in a fight?
>>12428675No
Yea Mori is pretty based I like her.
>>12428675plenty of times
>>12428675You mean like always
>>12428675Yeah, with me
>>12428534>implying I did any of thatGet fucked, threadpolicechama.
>>12428534She seems to laugh at that stuff normally, not surte if she really likes it though.
>>12428534>policing the thread>censoring the word cringeYou need to go back to whatever place you crawled out of.
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A LOLI REAPER UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>12428675She said she got in a lot of fights at reaper school The bad one
>>12428868Given her reaction to what basically amounts to workplace sexual harassment was totally nonplussed, she probably just lets it bounce off of her. I mean, she's already admitted to being "unintentionally" lewd and came out with a dakimakura. Safe to say she knows what she's doing.
Mori and Mori related products and accessories.
>>12429295when will she release her custom true-to-life form onahole?
>>12428675I saw Calliope Mori at the inconvenience store in Japan yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a doxxbeat and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “guh? guh? guh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of Goldfish in her hands without paying.The manlet at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to take breaks and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When he took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent the EN curse,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a real thing. After he scanned each package and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
>>12429295Speaking of, what do you think the next birthday merch might include? She's already been brainstorming a lot and talks a lot about it with J-chad apparently. Her first set is already pretty much everything I could have asked for out of her, so there's not much else I can think of besides audio stuff which is probably too expensive to feasibly produce. We've got clothes coming from Omocat, so that also might be out.
>>12429365I’m telling you, Calli is as cracked as she is jacked. I saw her at a 7-11 the other day buying Bang and adult diapers.I asked her what the diapers were for and she said "they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids" then she bhopped out the door and down the street.
>>12429493Mori nendo/figma, mousepad.
>>12429564Realistically...wouldn't a Mori Nendoroid already be likely because of how well Gura's sold? They would probably go to Mori next considering Gura seems to have been chosen based on subscriber count
mori figurine hotglue
>>12429564Still waiting for Mori branded liquor
>>12429348I'd buy an entire crate's worth.
>>12429702Consider that we haven't heared anything about the other figures that were announced at the same time as the Gura Nendo I wouldn't hold my breath
>>12429702I wanna say it's basically guaranteed considering how much she wants it, but I can't say I know much that process goes what with licensing and all that. They've only relatively recently started producing holo nendos and there's only a handful of JPs being made so far, so who knows if there's a queue for whoever gets theirs next.
I am still very worried about snek's announcement
>>12429848Was this prompted by the vaccine? She might just be taking some time off for wellness.
>>12429348Those are fucking scams, they are solely molded after the external vulva, the interior is usually bargain bin quality because 90% of the product budget went into the marketing gag of hiring the model.t. eternal /ona/hole thread
>>12429899I hope that is the case.
>>12429365Severely based interaction
So who are you niggers watching?
>>12430217Ina and waiting for Fauna to post her schedule
>>12430217I’m catching up on VODs
>>12430217gonna rewatch a mori VOD, of course
>>12430217Playing Gacha, waiting for Mori and to see what happened to Snek. I hope she's ok
>>12429561>"they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids"Easily can imagine her saying that
>>12430217Videos for a managerial accounting class
>>12430217I am not black
>>12429197>unintentionallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOuCbS0_Ww&t=7030sAnon...
>>12431189NTA, but i'm pretty sure that's what the airquotes were for.
>>12431266Oh, right. Sorry, just finished an online class and I guess I must have had a bit of stupid bitch juice before I came back here lol.
>My 21g haven't left my body yet!I M A G I N E
>>12431189Jesus, what a degenerate. Why do i love this bitch so much??
>>12431721Because Calli's perfectly imperfect, you douche-canoe
I will be the last fuckboy
>>12432272I will win the deadbeat bracket and then we will meet at the grand finals for a final brawl
Seems like Fubuki is doing a TRPG session with BGV, bet Mori will watch that
>>12423564It always amuses me how many of my posts end up as screencaps later on
>>12432524Forgot linkhttps://twitter.com/suzuki_numa/status/1451493565050155009?s=21
>>12432566You are a supreme ghostling poster, prolific.
i wonder who is going to join the jump king podcast today...
>>12432673Me.
>>12432608I'm also the Suisuccubus poster.
>>12432673Irys and Bae seem pretty obvious, i doubt anyone else really
>>12431721You ain't seen nothing yet, get a load of this: https://streamable.com/u9k2ja>>12431863Based beyond mortal comprehension.
>>12432673Honestly who knows, it’s a free chance to talk and bond with Moririn without having to worry about steaming. I didn’t expect Gura or Ollie last time
>>12432881What a slut...
>>12432977She knows what she's doing, and it gets me hot and bothered every time.
>>12432913I was more surprised to see Kiara than either of them
>>12432673>>12432709Gura confirmed
>>12433171The time was pretty decent for Kiara.Though I somewhat doubt Gura would have called in if Kiara hadn't basically directly told her to before getting off to do prep work
>>12433232Gura's gotten out of bed early before for her Bone bro, don't underestimate her desire to hang out with friends
>>12433308>>12433232>gura requests a song for holoween>mori writes iti'm thinking they're buddies
>>12433765ogey rrat
>>12433765Get outta townhttps://streamable.com/yt9qg2
>>12433956I hope they can go to disneyland together someday.
>>12433956>"I got carried away, I was thinking about Calli."We've all been there, sharkie.
Time to jump and fall and probably chat a bithttps://youtu.be/jf4l1Hwjv8o
How many hours will it take her to beat New Babe + DLC?
pictured: Mori a few minutes ago
>>12434449bitch, that ain't breakfast
Xth for BIG BOOBA
>>12434340Get ready to see her rage
>>12434491Bitch, I've literally eaten pieces of bread for breakfast.
>>12434553HORDCOAR!
CAN'T WAKE UP
SAVE MEEEE
>>12434571>This user is underage
She sounds very happy, this stream is already blessed
>>12434553Bitch, eat some fuckin' dairy and proteins
>>12434449Oh man, this looks delicious
>>12434674I would if I didn't have so much shit to do in the morning. College and Uni basically made me forget the definition of the word "breakfast".
>>12434624>projection
>>12434449I fully believe Mori wears her sunglasses inside. We already know she wears the hat.
>>12434648She is planning to get record
>>12434781Ogey, schizochama.
Can you just skip this "chimney" bit by jumping all the way to the platform on the left?
>>12434797I wonder if she wear those blue light placebo glasses since she's in front of the PC all day
>>12434908those dont actually do anything? I was thinking about getting some for myslef
Go mori Go mori Go mori Go!She's gonna get all the babes and chat with her friends.All the cash and all the fame
Mori is aware of all her femgostlings...she wants all the babes.
>>12435302>femgostlingsWhat unholy abomination is this?
>>12435379how new?
She's going to AA seminars and leaving her drinking life behind
>>12435399>women can be goslings
>>12435449Obviously. No gender is immune to the charm of the Mori.
>>12435449mori was gosling prime if you didn't know already
>>12435449Can confirm, my sister is one.I'm just a normal ghostling though. One day we'll have to fight for Calli.
>ywn make Mori some tea while she grinds away at Jump King>ywn listen to her laugh and scream while she chats with friends as she streams JK>ywn make a late lunch for her to enjoy after the stream
>>12435522>>12435537>>12435544It's called HoloMYTH because that's exactly what femgoslings are. A myth.
>>12435449She attracts everyone, for good reason
>>12435556i want to be mori's friend and talk to her in a call while she plays games but this can never happen and it eats into my soul...
Well Moririn? Would u?
>>12435564
>>12435564emilychama....
>>12435564just like how your love is a myth, which doesn't and will never exist
>>12435564I think I understand what you're saying. All of myth are femgoslings?
>>12435564more like homomyth haha gottem
>>12435556But you might be able to do it. This flaming curse of hope is inescapable forever.
>>12435690KEEEEEEK
>>12435564Once we're nothing but hair and bones, goslings and femgoslings are all the same anon. ghostlings
>>12435737there's a difference in the angle of the pelvis
>>12435756What's important is that we're all just hair and bones who love Mori, pelvis be damned
>>12435756Gura pelase get Mori to describe to us how fat her ass and wide her hips are in units of how many children she can birth.
>>12435756But the pelvis is made of bone regardless.
>>12435544GO ANON GO
>>12435756if you trade your Pelvis with a FemDeadbeat, do you become a girl?
I love it when Mori tries to counter trash talk NPC's in games.
>>12435544Ganbatte, ghostlingchama !
>>12435852ywnbaw
>>12435852No, you become a eunuch.
>>12435970fuckin sweet.
>>12435888she struggles so much I can't even imagine her keeping her footing in any argument irl
Imagine living a full life and becoming a deadbeat in the underworld with your friends and Mori invites you to the deadbeat barbeque.Wouldn't that be nice.
>>12435888I love how awful she is at it
ENTER
>Watching Mori continually pause to refresh the GIF only for it to freeze in the same spot over and overCute
>>12435888Jump KING? More like Jump ZING. lmao
Tako tako tako
I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS IN HER ACTUAL FUCKING ROOM THAT SCARED ME
>>12436129Called it i knew it will be ina now lets see if the next one is ame
>>12436169>Be home intruder>Pose no physical threat>Just play their instruments without their knowledge
>>12436169Yeah, me
Lmao inners waiting for Calli to fall to speak up
>>12436207>don't even leave a message>leave>"WHAT A FREAKING CHA-A-A-AD!"
>>12436207But imagine the psychological impact. The damage would take months to fully recover.
>>12436207>Break into Mori's house>do nothing>touch nothing>make no noise>only place her favorite wine in the freezer>ruin her next celebration
>>12436169the final yab...Mori's boyfriend on stream...i had the same thought lol
>>12436323Ina is Mori's boyfriend.
>>12436358Yeah, me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM81tQkjuVsIt's over...
>>12436358I am both Ina and Mori's boyfriend, we are in a polyamorous relationship
>>12436502don't worry, it's only a month long break announcement
>>12436502The announcement is Ririsya 3D
>>12436508Gura join the call
>>12436508Get the fuck in you stupid shark, show the trinity posters the truth
>>12436430INA???
>Welcome back!>NOOOO
>>12436642God I wish
REMEMBERYOU'RE HERE FOREVER
>I say no but I secretly like it.That one's definitely going to be used in one of those soundclip compilations.
>>12436794Let's fucking goooooooooooooo
Going to be honest. When Ina does her Mickey Mouse voice it makes me cringe like hell.
>>12436821Where do you think we are?
lol you fucking dumbass
Mori...
God I love this bonehead
Mori you sodding tic tac
Mori pls
i still thought she was talking about the board game the whole time
My enjoyment of this stream is being offset by my worry about the Ririsya stream
Snek is live...
>>12436645>>12436684ill go on after Ina be patient you boneheads
>>12437256We're watching the indie known as Mori now, shut up
One Month Snek Hiatus.
>>12436634Well what do ya know
>>12437465>>12437493Oh thank god it was nothing more than that. She said she's taking a break to learn english too. Ganbatte snek
>>12437130>>12437256Just one month break I hope she takes care, I can enjoy Moririn now
>benkyou suru no tamenaruhodo>>12436634How the f-word did you know?
I-Ina...
>>12437130>>12437256>>12437532>>12437540We don't care, we're watching Mori.
Imma cry. She's taking a break to study english for her overseas fans....
DAMN TAKO'S YOUR OSHI TALKS LIKE THAT?
cant believe Inas talking about fucking and sucking on stream
>>12437589I'm doing both. Keep up nigga
>5 times a week for a monthWhat the fuck
Well damn if she's putting in that much effort I feel like I'll need to try and catch more Riri streams once she's back
>>12437734>>12437726Go Snek Go.
Why does she have so many idol meetings, what do they even talk about there?
It's not a Mori stream without a 15 minute bathroom or Pin pon break, Ina
>>12437855she's actually spam pinging everyone on the hololive discord to watch her fall and rise through 3 screens
>>12437855they hold a SHIT measuring content every week
>>12437855Staff-san relieves the 5ft Scythe so it doesn't interrupt streams any more than it already does
>>12437914God I wish I was staff san.
>Taking a break >Channing that time into English lessons and songwriting I want to headpat the snek. Good luck, Riri! :s~
>>12438012Fucking based peanutsbeat
>>12437863Shit calli will forget everything again
>>12438012Holy fako, it's a tako!
>>12437991She truly is a deadbeat. In the non-traditional sense.
I want Mori to rustle my jimmies...
>No Snek NovemberI can't cope
>>12437991Watch your back deadbeat...
>>12437638Fuck I missed that.
>>12438336I've already sold my soul to a demon
>>12438336literal who
>>12438336Bruh, I *am* the bump in the night.>If you catch my drift.
Has anyone joined Calli's stream yet?
>>12438336Ominous...
>>12438629Ina Ina Ina...
>>12438629I played her recorder on stream
Oh right, Bae is doing a member's stream isn't sheHope she stops by later
>>12438629Ina and lam pretty sure the rat is next becouse bae was in calli chat or ame
>>12438100
>Do what feels right for the fingers
>>12438732San/jump check: failed
>golden snapbackDis nigga...
>>12438706Bae's streaming right now.
>>12438926>shipping
>>12438732Pretty cuuute
>>12438732Give Gatacha...I mean Jump fail
>>12435564Fem here and Mori is hot af (am I an unicorn?)
>>12438926>fingersShe's gonna use more than just her fingers
>>12435564Emilychama...
>>12439186holy based
>I don't know how much I can wear outside of my home, but it's just nice to haveDoxxbeat Prime...
>>12439186>>12438926>yurichads ITTBASED. Give me some good yuri recs. Mamimamix is great if you're into group yuri.
>I don't know how much I can wear outside of my homeMori, everyone already knows who you fucking are, why would a Bloop hoodie make you any more recognizable....
>>12439432I've been swallowed by reps for the last few months so I haven't looked into many new releases. Did that one about the girls who hide in her clubroom after school to play fighting games get a continuation?
I suppose this is my ultimatum. We're finally getting affordable EN merch. That means I have a time limit to stop being a fat fuck cause I'll be damned if I buy a shirt I can't fit.
>>12439506Cover knows their audience.
>I do, I do...No need to remind me
>>12439501"GGWP. Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games"? 2 chapters were translated last month but release schedule seems pretty inconsistent
Imagine the bouncing during those jumping jacks...
>Mori can't touch her toesGood god she's not a big girl at all how fucked is her back?
I heard some gas
>Moririn can't touch her toesMori.... I-I uhh... I can uhh... do it for you......
My god, even the very sounds of Mori stretching is causing me to go ghost.
>>12439696She could also just have shorter arms and longer legs
>>12439696>how fucked is her back?The last time she got a back massage was last year right? Pretty fucked then
>>12439688It sounded like she smacked herself in the face with her tits on the first two. That's probably why she stopped so quickly.
>>12439814Uhh deadbeat? You do know how boobs work right?
>>12439853None of us have tits. just ribs
>>12439506>tfw 6'3" with shoulders almost as wideIn Japanese sizes I probably need a two-person tent, not a shirt.
>>12439688I wish she did more I wanted to hear her breathless voice...
I'm glad we're gonna get another week's worth of content thanks to this game
>>12439918Omocat's NA based so as long as you can fit a US XXL I think you should be fine.
>>12439696I don't know, it will be later tonight tho
I just noticed she stopped oisho-ing and is ora-ing instead.
>pineappleMori, the taste of your cum...
>>12439960She did it new level
jesus, every fall in this DLC is a full stage fallthis is dicks
I just tuned back in how long ago did Ina leave?
>>12440037and this is the easy one.
>5 steps to an eternal life>That sounds boring, I would know.Mori...
>Sounds boring. I would know.Mori's immortality fatigue...
"probably the anarchist's cookbook"MORI?????
>>12440075she was only here for like half an hour, sometime before this tweet https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1455737615311798277
>>12440075Like almost an hour ago
>>12440121>probably the anarchist's cookbookWHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS????
>>12440152ACCELERATING THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY WITH MORI!!
I don't think I've seen any lore posted about jump kingOr at least I haven't seen any videos with dialog of every character
>>12440152As a reaper, a portion of her customers are probably people that found a pdf and then haphazardly cooked something up.
>>12440211Prepare to Cry feat. Mori Calliope
>so many fucking people talking about getting their merch
>>12440310Oh fuck yes please
Just checked the Omocat shop, can't fucking believe Mori's merch is already sold out
>>12440321I got mine too.I'm afraid to open the vinyl.
Is Calli actually really good at video games? The fact that she actually beat Jump King and is now on the DLC is pretty impressive. It is not an easy game.
>>12429561>they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids"I can really see her saying that.
>>12440403kek
>there are fucking canadian hololive fans that still haven't gotten beyond the stage merch I'm never going to get my fucking Daki
>>12440436Yeah, she's pretty good, just out of practice. Couple that with streamer blindness and it starts seeming like Ya boi ain't too good at video games deadbeat.
Moririn....................................
>BANG BANGCAM ON FAUNA>BANG BANGENTER THE FACKIN VC>BANG BANG
I wish I had her wpm
>>12440436she's good at games with simple control schemes
>>12440487Moririn is very good at platformers. I just wish she was as big a fan of retro games as Mr. Koro, I'd love to see her play some classics.also HiRyS!
I guess CHaD fucking works...
>>12440521Just when mori fall then IRYS just enter lol
CHAOS, HOPE, AND DEATHCHAD CAST
>>12429773>>12429702>>12429564>>12429493>>12429295I really want them to make the perfume Bae dreamed up. It honestly seems unisex enough that men could wear it too.
How long ago did IRyS get there?
>FFVII>Knows about the collapsed Sector 7 area.Yeah, she played the original.
>>124407503 minutes ago
>>12440750She's been here for as long as hope has been in your heart.
>>12440768>3 minutes agoBased, nice.>>12440761>Yeah, she played the original.Anyone doubting that needs to check themselves.
>>12440761Yeah, no shit. Everyone's played that game
>>12440806I haven't
>>12440790>She's been here for as long as hope has been in your heart.But Hope left me over 10 years ago...
>>12440818congrats zoomer, no one asked
>>12440436she was a loner in school and talked about how she played earthbound when she was younger so she's probably been playing them for a while and being good in games is just a result of how long you've played them when you were a kid generally
>>12440818That just means you're a newfag to life.
>>12440859no, that means turn-based rpgs can suck my cock
>My pu--my computer frozeWhat did she mean by this?
>>12440968no they can't retard, they don't have lips
Irys' WHAT almost froze!?
>>12440993I heard that too. Seems like irys is a bit of an S. She gets turned on my mori's guttural screams
>>12440993I was just about to post that lmaooooShe even let it get to s, My puss-- my computer froze... in jp it's pasokon so no excuse there. Voice activated *mumble mumble*
>>12440993pasocom? that's pretty much how japs call their laptop/pc
>>12438336I-is she hinting at something?
>Becoming actual anime girls>That'd be a dreamMori?
>>12441155Check the grass for snakes when you leave the house, for your own sake
>>12438445same
>>12441106Based none /u/schizo
Damn IRyS can make anyone immediately happier
>>12439696Your back doesn't have to be fucked, just neglect stretches for a few months and you'll be the same.
>>12440403pfft
>How fucking happy she got when Irys mentioned Kaji
Kaiji yessssssssssssssss
>>12441423Mori wants a gambler and lowlife in her life
>>12441446God I wish I was a buff as fuck piece of shit with a good heart.
>>12440006She's eating pineapple because irys told her to
>>12441476Just work out.
>>12441511Luckily, I do but unlike Baki I'm not an asian manlet
>>12441574Easy fix. Cut it in half
>Medium rareCultured.
Just saw IRyS joined, how hard do you think Kiara is seething, knowing that Mori is already far better friends with IRyS than she ever was with her?
>>12441835
>>12441709was it irys or mori who said this?
>>12441860Irys said it and Mori agreed
>>12441860Both.
>>12441835Here's your (You) now go away
>>12441835Kiara always was a massive bitch to IRyS. I love this, it’s a shit ton of karma, I bet she’s absolutely furious with seethe right now.
mori's right, soaking and sogging the bread actually tastes great.
APPLEBEES MENTION
>>12441860>was it irys or mori who said this?Both.They fucking vibe.>>12441987>>12441835Are you ever going to tire of replying to yourself?>>12441999>mori's right, soaking and sogging the bread actually tastes great.Soaking it in what? Turned off for a sec.
>>12442072>promoting Applebee'sShe really got that regional manager gig, huh?
>You ever been to Applebee's?>>>Applebee's? No, what is that?>They have pretty good breadsticks.>That's about it...
>>12442097clam chowder with bread. bread gets soggy if you keep it in too long but it's also clam chowder infused bread, which is actually delicious!
>"Love me some in'n'out"Mori please, i'm not American, I don't associate that phrase with a fast food chain...
God I want a good creamy soup now
Okay I gotta say, I don't "get" the In-and-Out burger thing. Like its a decent burger I guess but "drive through line wrapping around into the street and blocking traffic" good? Nah.
>>12442224I think it's a meme, like five guys? I don't get it either
>>12442097The bone bros shitposters moved onto using Mori and IRyS, they’re even using it to shit on Gura now. Doesn’t help that the “Mori hates Kiara” and “Kiara hates IRyS” narratives are pretty much mainstays now.
>>12442173That sounds pretty amazing actually.
>>12442224its good, but there's no reason to wait in that line for an hour just to get it. The fries are pretty good though
>>12442224The Habit and Five Guys do it better
>>12442269No dude people go berserk for In-n-Out. I do not understand in the least.
Rice burger's pretty damn good
I'm pretty amused that IRyS is getting legit interested in discussing the game now.
>>12442275>bone bros shitposters
>>12442173Seconding this but with sour dough, shit’s amazing
>>12442391He's talking about the falseflagger(s) that infested global a few weeks ago. Liked to use this image.
these two are fat irl aren't they
>>12442458And this one.
>>12442391Yes, while it wasn’t really here that much, there’s people who used bonebros to shit on Kiara. Now people are using Mori and IRyS to shit on Gura and Kiara. It’s not the actual fans though, this isn’t even the first time a duo has been used to shit on another member.
>>12442511Mori is confirmed not. I don't know about IRyS.
>>12442458I've only noticed them a few times in Global but it was pretty clear those were just antis attempting to latch on to a shipping topic and the bone bros can be used to strike at two shipping fanbases.
>>12442511IRyS is addicted to soda. She's chunky. Mori is only a little chubby.
>>12442511>those twoExercise is one of those things that make Mori not want to commit die. She hit the gym the second things opened up the slightest bit. IRyS is probably one of the most unfit HoloENs. If she isn't fat she'll be there soon.Chugs Soda to insane levels and is legitimately confused by the idea of exercising.
>>12442641I want them both to sit on my face and dickthe order in which either happens does not matter to me.
>>12442641She's not. Not even close. She's very petite
>3-4 hours moreEven ones that include superchats. This is going to be another 10 hour stream I'm not going to be able to keep up withYou know Mori a 3-4 hours stream is fine.
oh sweet, Mori's gonna make ther entire sports fes
>Mori will be at the Sports Festival the whole time confirmedWoohooooo>recording got cancelledw-wooo
Mori's recording on the same day as sports fes got cancelled.... oh no..
>i'm very very happy you're in red teamdawwwwww
>Recording got canceledHopefully nothing bad happened and no project got canceled altogether.
>>12442757>recording got cancelledboth a blessing and a curse, not to mention it's MC
Where's the mori lore repository where one autist watched and paid attention to every stream and made note of every seemingly little thing she said.
>>12442641>>12442511Neither of them is even close to being fat.
>>12442645>did ring fit streams for fun>played it off-stream>considered hitting the gym>said "I will become FitRyS!">confused by the idea of exercising
>>12442757>>12442760>>12442787>it really was a case of "You have a full hololive collab? Are you fucking stupid?" and the recording artist cancelled the session
>>12442825doesn't tv tropes have what your asking for?
>>12442795>both a blessing and a curseThe fuck are you on? How's an important recording getting canceled a blessing?
It's a three people stream not a threeway kek
>>12442757It was funny seeing people in chat sad about the recording getting cancelled mixed with people happy she can be there for the full Sports Festival
>>12442880>IRyS asking for a threesome on Mori's streamuwa sex etc.
>>12442719Irys is of the easiest chuuba in EN to look for simply because her PL is very active. It's not hard to look. She's very thin. If she doesn't eat she will probably look like a skelly. She doesn't exercise because she got shoulder dislocated and has been afraid to do anything strenuous. She had to go under surgery to have it fixed. Mori is big-boned so her staying active is a good thing to keep herself from getting fat
Irys almost saying 3some? she almost did it again. (This time Mori couldn't not say something)
>Mentions mega man>Starts humming I can't defeat AirmanI know this is the Mori thread but the hope is filling my heart bros.
>>12442863Those are tropes. I require lore.
Jump king is a kusoge, Mori, this is a horrible idea.
>>12443097yeah it'll be removing the casual chill and talk part and i'm not sure i'll be a huge fan of what's left
Mori...all the Stars are fucking terrified to collab with EN minus Rikka. A smaller tournament is fine too and they would stop you all anyway...
>>12443097Well well it look like mori told irys to try playing jump king how long is she gonna last
>>12443145It could be fun if they either call into one another like Noel and Peko did with GoI or if they share a discord call if there's not too many of them. Teasing, baiting, making fun of one another.
>>12443009I think I saw something like that on discord servers a few months ago, the last time I was on discord. Not sure if it was on Mori's server or another holomyth.
>>12443145So long as say Bae joined and she acted like an evil shit like Pekora did to Noel it would be fucking amazing
>>12443097>>12443145Jump king is fun to watch, what are you guys on about?
>>12443184makes me want multiplayer jump king where you can fuck with the other player and sabotage and lay traps and shit
>>12443009You can also consider downloading the captions for every stream, and use a caption trimmer program to make the captions readable, and just read the streams that way instead of trying to wait for her to keep talking
>>12443145You remember the first JK stream didn't have any guests, right?
>>12443212i'm a relapsing podcast addict, i need my fix and i respect jump king but it's not what i'm looking for in these streams>>12443188>>12443200though this does sound pretty fun
KICK PUNCH BLOCK! ITS ALL IN THE MIND!
She forgot to ask Doom permissions, didn't she?
>>12442511the only thing fat about Mori are her massive milkers and her dump truck ass
Parappa is shit because the fucked up timings
Oh how I wish I were a heartrate monitor
Mori stop talking about your tits aaaaaa, I can't handle it fuck, mori's tits... mori's tits..
>>12443445I could never enjoy Parappa again after finding out the voice actor was a literal nigger who scammed a fan out of money for voice work.
SPITROASTING MORI
what is this bit- oh shit it transitions into kebab talk nvm
>Spitroasting Mori and IRyS
Did we have Pin-Pon yet?How long until this conversation makes Mori so hungry she loses 80% of today's progress?
>>12442645If you listen to Irys talk for more than ten minutes you'll realize she's the type that would be totally disgusted with herself for becoming too overweight. She probably prioritizes fitness, especially considering how seriously she takes singing.
>>12443540>Spitroasting Anon with Mori
I don't think mori would be very good at handjobs
cracking knuckles is harmless btw, lies about it are very common
>>12443659she's a master at moving her hips though, I wonder how that translates to sex
>>12443725Well.
>>12443725It translates very well>t. Mori's boyfriend
I'll take what I can get too. If I can't have Mori I'll take Irys if I can get her....
>>12443767I made this post.
>finally has a night off after like 2 weeks>spends it workingwtf deadbeats I thought mori only put in 5% effort?
holobros I didnt realise how MASSIVE her tits are holy fuck muh dick
Based taste
Holy Shit Mori, I haven't watched that in years
>Inferno Cop confirmed deadbeatBASED
>>12443900It's hard to procrastinate after you've accepted your inevitable death.
>>12443900Pray she does not see fit to unleash 6%
>Irys thinks a movie from 2013 is old>I'm old
>>12444020My man, 2013 was 8 years ago. in 2 month it will have been 9 years ago
Aren't like 90% of RT reviews bought and unreliable?
WHO'S THE CUTEST REAPER IN THE WORLD!?
>>12443988What's the background of this image?Has Marine said Mori scares her?
>Mori has seen Cube>not a fan>the new one will be worseI love Cube.....
What Movie are they currently talking about ?
the cube is a comedy movie, i laughed my head off
>>12444114>Aren't like 90% of RT reviews bought and unreliable?That was her implication I feel.
>>12444135DON DON DON DON MORI-CHAN
>>12444114RT is just an aggregator. They don't do actual reviews themself
>>12444164Cube.
>>12444201Doesn't mean the reviews can't be bought.
irys and i are both disgusting wiki readers!
>>12444143Nah it's just a sequence of pictures of Marine reacting to HoloEn
>>12444201>RT is just an aggregator. They don't do actual reviews themselfAnd most of those are bought.
>>12444253holy fuck irys
>>12444255Oh I see.>mfw this could've been IRyS design
>>12444085oof, my life hurts
>>12444300I know, right? I've gotten used to her design but damn they really made her incongruous.
Holy shit, her having a legit 5 second memory and constantly questioning "Why would I do that?" make me think she actually has brain damage
>popeye is a buff ,brave midgetno no no don't bring him up irys...
>Likes grindhouse cannibal horror films>Nephilim are traditionally giant, horned, six fingered cannibalsIrys....
>>12444421She's trying to focus more on the conversation
>Mori thinks baked potatoes can only be bought, not madeMoririn...
>>12444493Mori has to watch her back when alone with irys
>>12444493That's specifically why she tempered her enthusiasm at that LET'S GOO.She's trying to hide her nature.
>>12444522Not a lot of japanese houses have ovens
IRyS really likes hanging out with Mori, it's cute.
man they keep saying horny stuff
>>12444706they fucked after karaoke and it changed their lives
>UWAAAAAHHH
Damn the dlc is a lot longer than the main game wth.
>>12444734IRyS living the fembeat dream
Calli has a special phone to order food on? Is that like an anti-doxxing measure?
fucking hell mori stop yawning it's contagious
>>12434449Wait, did she say it at the start of the stream too?
>Uber phoneOpsec kino.
>>12444831She burned a beagle and had to make another one
>>12434984>those dont actually do anything? I was thinking about getting some for myslefNTA but no/barely.Get F.Lux, it's much better and free.
>Lost and confused Mori went to the one thing she could understand during her tumultuous first trip to japan and that happened to be a burger
>>12444811She can't use her work phone for it, that's the one Cover gives them with the Live2D app on it.
>>12444869>She burned a beagle wtf I hate mori now
>>12444560A quick Google search tells you that poking one with a fork and putting it in a microwave can make a baked potato
what the fuck
>>12444915I imagine w.e. phone they use for Live2d, is probably not their personal phone regardless.
why the fuck would you want an acidic and wet berry burger??
>>12444811She mentioned one stream that it's because she forgot all her passwords for the apps and they're all saved on the all phone
>>12444975I dunno, doesn't look that bad.
What are they talking about? What is shorten?
>>12444975Some kind of blueberry sauce might not be bad but just straight up blueberries on a burger?
SUCKIN' ON FAT LATTES WITH THE REST OF THE WHITE FUCKS
>>12444975Fruit on sandwiches/burgers kicks ass. A nice blueberry sauce on a burger sounds awesome. That one looks pretty weird because it's literally just the berries.
>>12443900workaholics never think they do enough
I want Mori to go back to talking about needing more babes it's super hot
>>12434984Glasses only prevent eyestrain if they block almost all of the blue light and some or most of the green light. You can find cheap ones that lab techs use when experimenting with lasers. They have red lenses and only allow red light in. The downside is, you have to set up custom css for many sites because blue becomes almost black, and everything is a shade of red, so when sites use colors to make things stand out, it doesn't work the same way while wearing them.
Bros, my heart. I just want to curl up beside Mori and listen to her yammer on about dumb bullshit for the rest of our lives. I love her thoughts on things. I love her voice. I love her. I love her.
>>12445062Phonetically it's Furisto Keetchen, so probably FuKi or something
lol I love how she doesn't say pan like a weeb.
>>12445117>Melon pan, is that like a bread bowl?
>>12445088The first time I mixed jelly with meat, my life changed forever.
>>12445107That reminds me. I need to find the right size body pillow for my cover
pin pon eta 30mins
>>12445180She's 5'6
Mori's bougie reaper grandparentsCutting up their burgers, sending her to golf camp an shit
>gorilla peoplebased
>>12445107Well be happy because she's here with us for at least another year. We are truly blessed.
>Ya Boy's got that gorilla grip Pussy
>IRyS mouth is small IRLThey REALLY dropped the ball with her model huh. That mouth looks like you could drive a thresher into it.
>>12445248I AM happy. I'm sitting in bed and just feeling so warm. Mori love.
>"I'm not about that life"Mori please don't lie.You 100% have 300+ Dollar shoes.
Alright deadbeats, who is the better collab partner:Gura or IRyS?
>>12445343i really hate to pick favorites for these kino streams but personally irys
Calli confirmed for shoveling food down her throat.>>12445343Gura, but that's not an insult to IRyS, who is absolutely delightful. I just love Gura's open lust toward our Mori.
>>12445343Impossible to choose. I'll say Irys because she's here now.
>>12445343They're both fucking fantastic but for different setting and reasons. Mori and Irys is comfy but Mori and Gura are just on such an amazing wave length and they're fucking hilarious when they sync up just right
>>12445343depends on what you mean by collabif you mean streaming together then irysif you mean having sex with Mori and (Me) then irys
>>12445343Me
>>12445307That's worth 3 hats! Who would buy shoes worth 3 whole hats?
>>12445343Better for different things, IRyS gets more girly reactions out of Mori, Gura gets more of the "Sheriff" side
>>12445343Both, the true answer though is that it depends. Morys is comfykino, Bone Bros is wacky weird fun conversations.
>>12445343That's a tough one. I feel like Gura slightly (like minutely) loses out because she has less commonalities with Mori topic-wise.Her shtick is heavily online kusogaki. Mori finds that heavily amusing and after a couple seconds they just /vibe/ together but topic-wise IRyS and her can just talk /about/ more things which always gives Mori this really incredible air of deep thankfulness.It feels a little like her post-Awakening thankfulness towards Deadbeats as a whole just aimed at a single person.
>>12445343It depends. Having Irys gives you a lot of topics. A lot of things Mori shares here with Irys are more personal because Irys shares a lot about her personal life as well. Gura is more like talking to your bros and having a good laugh. Both are enjoyable but I prefer Irys.
>Shes gotten so salty that now shes shitting on the false kings house to get her frustration out
>>12445515mori and false king HATE eachother
>>12445343Gun to my head? Gura and Mori, but it's a difficult call.
>>12445525Mori IS the false king
>>12445343Just imagine how the convo would look like with Gura and Irys both with Mori. I bet Gura would probably be more open and share more stuff about her childhood like Mori
>>124454741 hat = $10002 shoes = $300shoe $300/2 ------- = -------- = 0.15 QEDhat $1000 1 shoe is worth 0.15 hats
>>12445343pretty hard but If I'd have to choose I'd have to say Irys with the more "genuine chemistry" to Gura is insignificantly small considering she also gets a rise outta Mori but in a more playful but genuine way too
>>12445107>>12445265Based
>>12445611Gura seems to like but be a tick confused by IRyS I feel.
>>12445534There is nothing false about Mori, who I am told is King.
The fuck is Mooseland ?
If I'm being true to myself, Ina's soft spoken shittalk works really well with Mori being a loud dork.
>>12445732You're there forever!
>>12445775Seriously this is all I can find https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mooseland,_Nova_Scotia .... oh I know what they're talking about now
>>12445693I think they just need to have their 1on1. Gura is a talker herself and I think she should be able to relate to Irys. The only thing with Irys is that she doesn't know any meme that has been a thing in NA for the past 10 years so you really have to make actual conversations. If Irys can make Mumei talk so much then Gura will be easy.
>>12445732It's code for Disney Land. They do NOT want to attract attention of the Mouse.
>>12445823They avoid mentioning the park owned by worst and greediest rat of them all - Mickey
>we never got the MoriXGura mouseland tripImagine the stream afterwards like she did with Kiara after their trip. sadness
>>12445732>moose>mouse>mickey mouse>disney
>>12445841>>12445863Ya I remember Ina making the voices and the joke I just didn't connect that Irys and Mori were still talking about that
>>12445865Imagine them having to come up with euphemisms for the sweaty sex they had.
I love how Gura gushes over Mori, you can tell she is a big fan and she respects her and maybe even idolizes her for some things. Mori with Irys is nice too but it can be a little strained sometimes because Mori seems to be punching up with regards to class and decorum, they've had obviously different upbringings, but even though this means they aren't on the exact same wavelength with everything, this dynamic gives interesting and unexpected developments and it's fun to watch them get more and more comfortable with each other over time. I appreciate Morys a lot bros.
Has Calli talked on-stream about her collab with InoTaku?
>>12445983Something something love song to nightclubsAnticipate.
>>12445832>I think they just need to have their 1on1. Gura is a talker herself and I think she should be able to relate to Irys.Absolutely.> The only thing with Irys is that she doesn't know any meme that has been a thing in NA for the past 10 yearsWhich is a huge debuff, sadly. > If Irys can make Mumei talk so much then Gura will be easy.True.
>"I love puss" - Mori Calliope, Hololive EnWhat did she mean by this?
>>12446057you know she said Puss N Boots. They were just talking about Shrek
>>12446057If you can stick your cunt in a boot or shoe like object she might think it looks cute
>>12446057That she is literally so straight that she can say something like that without it registering as sexual to her. Mori is unironically the straightest Holo alive.
>>12446057Puss, as in Puss in Boots, often referred to as just Puss, an orange-striped cat that is skilled with a sword and whose name is derived from the hat and boots he wears. He is voiced by Antonio Banderas and first appeared as a bounty hunter but later became Shrek's faithful sidekick.
>Musical karaoke!!
>>12446038I wouldn't say it's a debuff. Mori is an example of that. She's talking and chatting and sharing a lot of stuff. The only reason why Mori even opened VC with JK follow-ups anyways was because she enjoyed those convos
>Member's karaoke is musicals karaokeIt's just going to be Hamilton shit isn't it....
>>12446147it's an age debuff, filtering all the kids with comfy talking
PINPON
>>12446156I hope she sings hamilton just so you'd cry in your sleep
>>12445194wtf
Sorry bros, I just got home. Lemme make out with Mori a bit to warm her up and then I'll get her back to you.
moriiiiii irys is being cute while you're gooone
>>12445194YOOOOOOOO
>>12445194Holy shit
>>12446203Japanese efficiency, if that delivery man was even a minute late he'd gut himself in front of mori to make up for his mistake
As a literally certified theatre kid the prospect of a musical karaoke is very excitingBut then I remember I don't even like musicals
>>12446210huh, I don't remember posting this
>>12446210take your time bro. I got next dibs tho
>>12446156she's going to tweet herself making the lin manuel miranda face and you're going to like it
>>12446248Why are you a theatre kid in the first place then?
>>12445194Uberbeat...
>musical karaoke>not game OST
>>12446243>denying mori the pleasure of ending him rightly with ricky0/10 shitty customer service
>>12446107clearly you've never touched Green Lamy's streams
>Bread and cream cheese for breakfast and lunchMoririn....your nutrition reps...
>>12446283Please don't ask me that.
>>12436634>>12445194We have an Esper itt
Mori, the answer is Lawson. Lawson is the best, no contest.
I still laugh to imagine the uber guy that keeps having to deliver bagels to this weird pink haired gaijin.
>>12445252Big titsitty bitty waistass that got randos on the streets acting upgorilla grip pussylovable dork personalityCan she get any better?
>>12446316What does Fuana have to do with Mori's stream?
>>12446294We'll get both in time, I believe.
>>12446383She's also talented, motivated, inspirational, kind, humble, hard-working, and can hold her liquor.
YES. YES. THE FANCY SALMON ONIGIRI FROM LAWSON. YOU GET IT, MORI.
>>12446406>>12446383please stop I just wanted to make a gorilla grip pussy joke since Mori brought up Gorillas as a result of her grandparents. I never asked to be hurt like this
>>12446454I just want to praise the woman I love, bro. Sorry.
Snackin' on お握り from the コンビニ
Will we get the fish cum talk again?
How hard do you think Kiara is seething about this collab?
>>12446466I just need Mori to be mine and for me to be hers bro. Shit hurts and my ability to cope does nothing against this need
Musical karaoke wishlist? Try to be realistic.
>>12446519I understand that yearning. I've managed to tone my ghostliness down to just being happy that Mori is around and accepting that we will never be. But man, it sure would be nice.>>12446534Some Les Mis might be cool.
>>12446551I don't know shit about musicals so hopefully some HSM songs
>>12446516Did you get bullied out of global?
>>12446534I've been on a Les Mis kick lately. Most of my favorite musicals are Sondheim though, which, lol
>>12446519Take meds
God, I feel like I'm actually apart of this conversation. This is so comfy.
>>12446576Nah, I just think it’s funny how much of a bitch she is.
>100 yen wineIRyS really is perfect for Mori
Your oshi was a theatre kid? No wonder she likes short people
>>12446584The only musical I've ever had a taste for is Chicago which makes me normie as shit but I think she could crush Razzle Dazzle
>>12446602Meds do nothing against the power of this need. I'm not going to lose my ghostling mind over this shit but the need can't be diminished
>>12446606A part, bro. "Apart" means the complete opposite. Space there is important.
>>12446319sorry, she's busy doing her deliciousness reps
>>12446646No, he's comfy because he's made peace with the fact he will never have it no matter how badly he wants it. I'm envious, honestly.
>>12446644Sounds like someone who needs meds and A LOT of them
>>12446646it makes sense both ways funnily enough
>>12446551>>12446584Which Les Mis songs would fit Mori, though? I'm thinking Stars would be a good pick. I'd fucking love if she could get someone who likes Les Mis like Mumei or Ame to do The Confrontation with her someday, though.
>>12446620>>12446516You tried this over 3 hours ago.
>>12446497NEVER GONNA BEAT MASHED POTATOES
>>12446509IRyS hasn't learned how to disarm and open Mori up to weird topics like Gura can so not quite yet.
That risk was calculated but damn is my Oshi bad at math
Hot take: Making baked potatoes from scratch is pointless if you don't bake rather than boil them.
Holy fuck Irys is fucking horny. Lesbeat don't look...
>>12446716Gura's whole angle of attack with her collab partners is disarming them. It's just her personality. IRyS is an oddball, but she doesn't thrive off of watching people squirm like Gura does.
>>12446783Gura bullied girls during grade school
>>12446716IRyS is mostly a normie, Gura is a shitposter at least 10 levels deep in memes. They are gonna have different interactions.
>>12446686NTA buddy. And like I already said, it’s funny how mad Kiara gets when somebody else is closer to Mori than she is.
>>12446748>boiling baked potatoesexcuse me what the fuck?
>>12446255Alright bro, tag in.
unexpected pin pon
irys finish the damn sandwich
>>12446803For sure, but with how they're just chatting I could see the conversation reaching Mori eating fish nut under the right circumstances
>>12446716>disarm and open Mori up to weird topics like Gura canSee, what Gura does is just say them.
>more random men showing up to mori's housejeez mori at least wait until the stream is over to bring over your 5 foot tinder dates
>>12446856Where is Esperbeat when we needed him
>>12446824You should be doing BOTH. A quick parboil followed by baking.
sorry deadbeats just delivering my sausage to mori you can have her back in a bit
>>12446824Sorry my brain reps.Mashed. Not boiled.>>12446783>>12446716She's basically a smarter (inb4 dyrbi) version of Joe Rogan. She loves making people say and think about weird shit for content. IRyS just isn't that.
>>12446874>Mori thinks the taste of cum is "just too good"AAAH GOD FUCK I LIVE MY UNINTENTIONALLY SLUTTY REAPER WIFE AAAAAA
>>12446895>>12446924But also yes par-boiling is how you make that shit GOOD.
>>12446924Why would you bake potato to mash it?
>>12446885>predicted when KING would drop>predicted collab with Reine>predicted Ririsya's hiatus>predicted pin ponGuys, what if Mori and Gura aren't actually here? What if it's just been one of us, all along...
Huh. Mori's got 12k viewers. I haven't been able to watch the other jump king steams because of Work but is this usual ?
>>12446984They've been doing really well, yeah.
>>12446984Her JK streams got pretty popular once they became impromptu collabs.
>deprived of mogu mogu MoriFUCKMORI PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASE
>>12446984Yeah it's a strong game for her.
>>12446977Wait Riri is on Hiatus? >>12446992Ah thats great. I'm a little surprised but honestly I shouldn't be
>>12447017she's taking a month off to work on song lyrics and her eigo comprehension since she wants to reach out to more western vtubers
Wedges >>>>> fries
>>12447017>Wait Riri is on Hiatus?She's taking a month long break for english classes and to work on song writing if I remember right. 5 classes a week I think. She's really going in for the english speakers that stuck with her.
>>12447045fries > waffle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wedges
>>12446924Dude. You sound like you are pushing your taste to preface why someone is better than other. Irys convo is more substantial. Noone is trying to bait anyone to spill the beans. It's more natural. I prefer this but I am not going to say shit on Gura because it's clippable and funny for what's it's worth.
>>12447065>Gen6 Briefing
>Mori had two beagles today >Shes having a burger and she made a burger yesterdayAhhhhh I can hear Damascus yelling about her digestive bacteria in her gut
2 bagels, fries, nuggets, and a burger all in 5 hoursArchitects are winning...
>doesn't like baconA woman after my own heart...
>>12447124>Mori had two beagles todayChink mori....
>>12447141Finish your god damn sandwich Irys.
Does she ever eat anything but carbs?
Irys collabs have more conversational flow, but Gura has a fun bratty adversarial vibe where she'll seize on some topic for laughs. They're both fun.
>>12446534I hope we get some Lion King as a technicality
You need to soak lamb chops in coke to keep them from stinking shit up.>>12446962>Why would you bake potato to mash it?Gives them a far deeper flavour since it caramelizes the starches and makes them less watery, plus it frees up the stovetop to cook whatever else you're making to go with it.12447072With all due respect, you're unduly paranoid. I really like both. I simply pointed out a difference. Please, for your sake, jump to conclusions less. These threads are a little better about not being horrifically on edge. Please please please let's not go back to last year.
>>12447141Those combined are less than 1200kcals dude, you can easily burn it off with a 30 minutes excercise
>>12447193Michael Moose would never permit it.
>Jinghis Khan>Mori doesn't correct herThese girls are so dumb, I love them.
>>12446406She also makes elevating music
>doesn't know genghis khanWhat's wrong with modern education?
>>12447252YOU MAKE ELEVATOR MUSIC
I honestly can't if Irys has been pouncing Genghis Khan correctly or if I've been wrong my entire life
>>12447272IRyS' brain was put in stasis 10 years ago, pls andastadt
>>12447297>>12447251Gif or jiff, same shit
>>12447297>>12447251I don't think there's really a settled pronunciation for it.
>>12447251She only knows it from the song
>>12447272Oh nyo
>>12447251This same Anon here, I am apparently the dumb one. I kneel, Mori. Gomen.
>>12447251uh hello you're owned?
>>12447328Its fucking GIF because it stands for Graphics Interchange Format the format creator is literally just being a contrarian ass
>>12447351We know
>>12447297um ackually its Chinggis Khaan
>>12447372This is the Mori thread, you can go be wrong in Global
>>12447372True. Correct.
>>12447351I've only heard professors use "Jengiss" like "Jenga", kids and dumbos on tv say geng iss. Geng iss is colloquial American, Jengiss feels more correct.
WE HAVE MUMEI
MOOOOOOMEEEERRSSS
>>12447395I know I'm in the right thread and I'm not wrong
THE MOOMER
>MoomersThis is................... going to be interesting.
KYAWATORI
Imagine mori's smile right now. IMAGINE.
>>12447372yup, linguistics is determined by popular opinion.
The Mums got a really cute sounding voice so I hope she'll fit in well with this comfy mood
Moomers confirmed HORRIBLE teeth
>>12447501Her kouhai's love her!
>Moomer switches back to her streaming speech pattern within a sentence...Luthorposters might be right.
I like Mori's discord icon for Mumei