/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Can we get a Hylo 2.0 with that >>12375953 bodytype?

>>12376047
Make your own Hylo.

>>12376047
no

I LOVE MY SHINING STAR LUMI WITH ALL MY HEART I AM HER ETERNAl GOSLING AND SIMP!
LUMI LOVE!

>>12375953
I want Hylo to suffocate me with her thighs.

kiss them

>>12376047
i prefer small hylo

>>12376202
TWO
O
E
S

>>12376079
Love how you can see their personalities come through despite the same models.

Lumi Scissorhands

>>12376286
More like the tracking fingerprint.

>>12376219
You will still have the other one

>>12376202
Gladly.

>>12376111
Lumi doesn't want to play with you anymore

Nothing wrong with two Hylos. One petite and one Voluptuous.

>>12376595
>doesn't want to play with you
False. She plays with my balls every night

>>12376342
kek

>>12376830
Tyrone violently fucks her, he doesn't have her play with his balls

where my pandabros at

>>12376342
>that face
jej

>>12376968
Pandora is CUTE and I want to MARRY her!

>>12377087
same

>>12376111
same

>>12376111
Based

>>12376111
I like Lumi

I can't wait to get that private dance from Hylo from her subathon!

>>12377129
This is the most tributable pic I've seen yet.

>>12376202
feetfags...

>Pippa had a schizo for the longest time
>Lumi collabs with Pippa
>shitposting in these threads rises exponentially
>Pippa collabs with Kiki
>Kiki gets a schizo shitposting her too

Coincidence? I think not.

>>12377976
>Pippa taking out the /here/ competition by tactically offloading the schizos that she has cultivated
Woah, 4d chess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHq0Eb6IHWM

>>12376595
So what's the verdict on this? Lumi just went silent on it afterwards, no confirming/denying further GFE?

>>12378334
she's unlikely to do any intentional gfe stuff anymore
whether people will continue to see her normal content as unintentional gfe... well it'll still happen I'm sure
nature of loneliness after all

>>12378332
Lumi's angelic voice!

>>12378334
Just watch her next couple streams and see
desu I think she is still gonna gfe bait with membership posts

>>12377654
Well then, what are you waiting for?
blood or bust

>>12376342
Thank you, I was imagining something like this but I can't art. Also considered all the long pointy bits being swords with something something Unlimited Blade Works.

>>12379542
>bust
I will. A nut.

>>12379542
>blood
The cultist arc is over anon. We're now on the philosopher arc pondering the question on if its okay if she does further GFE stuff or not.

>>12378332
oh no no no no Lamibros we're back

>>12378332
Drawfriend... Your loomis reps...

Idk what image to use for Yuri's community thing. I don't have an OC or anything.

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1454945370862198793
kek, can't believe I missed this

>>12380248
what community thing

>>12380508
You post an image of something with a transparent background and she's going to put it in a collage or something as a thanks to her supporters.

>>12380928
you know what to do
weak load

>Hylo tore her vocal chords and can't stream for long periods now
Hylo you're such an idiot and whats why I love you

>>12381475
proof?

>>12381538
https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo/status/1455306975840018433

>>12381475
idk anon, seems more serious than that and she probably went all out knowing she'd be out of commission

>>12381562
vocal cords doko?
pulled out of your ass?

>>12381593
Simple deduction.
>Sang a bunch before going to bed
>Woke up
>Throat sounded like hell, definitely did a number on her vocal chords
>Proceeded to sing even more and harder than before
Her voice probably sounds like sandpaper rubbing together atm

>>12379497
I hope those community bait posts stop.
If she wants to put cute stuff there it doesn't have to be bait, even if that seems easiest.

>>12381732
The real problem is that a lot of the assets made by the community can be perceived as "GFE bait" even if it isn't the intention. And if she posts more subtle stuff, certain people will cry here inevitably. Though paying attention to any crying faggot in the threads is ultra cringe anyway.

>>12382016
All vtubing is shades of GFE, and Lumi being Lumi does auto-GFE.

>>12381697
She said something about she's going blind during her Subathon so I think it's probably related to that

>>12382016
Yeah nothing can be done about that but not having the youtube community posts with the text can only really seen as bait would hopefully give the goslings and such less ammunition. I know they will never stop, but the less I hear from them the better.

>>12382338
That's a preexisting condition. She commented her eyes don't track well because of high prescription glasses, so Hylo ends up blinking and winking a lot

>>12383077
she said it was rapidly getting worse

I'm scared to say this but looking now this thread is going it really does seem like it's just 1 or 2 schizo posters who are fucking the thread up.

>>12383231
And you're one of them constantly bringing this shit up every thread. Kindly neck yourself.

>>12383231
Always is. What chuffs me is that those same schizos are in the discord and since there's a name attached to them, can't bring themselves to say the same shit

>>12383356
t. schizo

>>12383155
>You will never be there for Hylo when she goes fully blind
>You will never hold her hand to guide her when you're out in public together
>You will never sit down with her on a park bench and describe the sunset to her
>You will never wipe away her tears when she starts crying
>You will never comfort her by hugging her tightly and telling her you'll always be there for her
>You will never feel slightly guilty about rearranging the furniture in your house just to watch her walk into stuff

>>12383396
Ah yes, the discord...

>>12383155
Come on! Why is every Cyber girl on the verge of collapse! I cant save everyone!

>>12383758
The excellent discussions ongoing in the discord

>Yuri has a health condition
>Hylo is going blind
>Lumi has autism
>Panda is scared of her own shadow
Meanwhile Seina?

>>12384044
lives in latin america

>>12384044
Seina has it the worst. She's latinx.

>>12384109
>>12384087
>Seina's dad was a latin american dictator
Dios mio

>>12384044
The worst thing you can say about Seina is that she's far too normal.

>>12384087
>>12384109
Is this actually confirmed, do we know she's latina and not from Spain instead?

>>12384306
Cyber is headquartered in California
Seina could be New Mexican

>>12384306
a hispanic could easily verify that by knowing which dialect of spanish she speaks, no?

>>12384408
I don't see how Cyber being Californian based matters, I mean Panda is an English girl living in Japan for starters.

>>12384426
Yeah but no hispanic has come out and confirmed it right? Her fanbase is just so separated from the rest of Cyber that information is unclear or non-existent.

>>12384044
CL is just Katawa Shoujo this point

>>12384426
One of Seina's parents is probably mexican. She sounds like an american whose 2nd language is spanish. I.e. she sometimes can't find the right word

>>12376111
based

Did you know that Seina's roommate has a huge ass

>>12385060
At this point there's enough wordfaggotry fighting on this board that I can't tell if you mean notSeina or someone that actually lives with her

Did Seina take a break or something? I have watched a few streams or her and liked her spanish but her last stream was on oct 24 and i couldn't find anything.

>>12375953
If Hylo looked like that she'd double her income

>>12386210
Same boat, if I'm not wrong she did participated in a collab on pandora's channel

>>12384426
According to spanish speakers she speaks spanish with an american accent so she's likely born in America.

I think I'm falling in love with Yuri...

>>12386286
imagine Mommy Hylo....

>>12386639
Imagine mommy Hylo giving you a thighjob while calling you a good boy

How do i get yuri to notice me bros

>>12389545
be Canadian

>>12389545
Be a ghost and haunt her

>>12389848
ok imma an hero

>>12389796
sneed

>>12389848
Why is Yuri a ghost magnet? Did her mom angered the entire indian preserve or something? Even Misaki mentions how hauntings happened when theyre together

>>12389963
see you tomorrow fag

>>12391184
thanks anon see you at 18pdt

>>12391184
kek fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE
do your wander reps
we're gonna make it bros

>>12378332
Uhhhhhh Gumis?

>>12395053
she lives !

>>12395053
Mum needed Lumi to include her, so L*mi was given a small role that even she can't fuck up, we must be strong for mother.

>>12395053
L ong had we thought she passed,
A menably we accepted the news.
M ayhaps we misjudged the contrast,
I gnominiously disappearing from all views.

L ulled into a false sense of security,
I magining that she personified purity.
V ehemently she claimed innocence,
E spousing her munificence,
S hortly before vanishing into obscurity...

Should we trust her?

>>12396446
Wait and watch.

>>12384788
I laughed hard

How do we feel about Lumi?

>>12398529
Which one? The real Lumi?

why dont we have any cyberlive soundposts?

>>12399176
We do though.

>>12386286
Only if her upskirted snatch was in the shot all the time.

>>12384044
>Panda is scared of her own shadow
Does she have intense anxiety or something?

star woman bad, star woman hurt feeling

>>12401761
Lumi has taken advantage of her audience and now that she's said she doesn't want to be our pretend girlfriend anymore a lot of guys are moving on.

Whenever you see shades of Lumi doing GFE always remind yourself of:
>>12376595
she's not doing it because she's lonely and genuinely wants our affection, she's doing it because she feels the need to pander.

>Lumi is sunsetting GFE and doesn't want romantic feelings from her followers
Meanwhile Kiki is getting married to chat...
https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1455443667036958721?s=20

All times UTC

20:00 - Lumi media share (Twitch)

01:00 - Yuri The Medium (Youtube)

03:00 - Pandora nuggie ranking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1M9zkaUIZ0

A soft crescendo
A rising of the tension
Biding time Lami?

I want to princess carry Yuri! I want to spin around with her in my arms so she gets scared and calls me a dumbass while she clings to me tightly! Yuri I love you!

>>12404007
she's fat
you cant handle the weight

>>12404243
I'm gonna carry that weight!

>>12377976
Well at least this thread has a mod stop by once in a while to clobber him, or at least, the past couple days he has.

It seems meido left Pippa out to dry, on the other hand. It looks more like jannies clean after her which is not as thorough or effective like here. When THE meido is operating, he sometimes will kill all of someone's posts instantly to reveal samefags and pull their pants down - sharkmeido is cheeky like that alongside the funny redtext bans. I don't think jannies have that ability. In fact I would rrat meido could dislike Pippa and Kiki - he is old /a/-/jp/ and those guys hate most people on the site not from their neighborhood.

>>12399176

>>12405207
Jannies can't do much at all in fact. Wiping all posts by same user is the nature of bans from meidos.

>>12405401
The question is, is there a Lumeido now or is it a random benevolent one?

>>12405401
they did remove the hyperslut gigacoom posts so I'm grateful for that

>>12405708
I doubt there's a dedicate Lumeido, thread doesn't get jannied nearly as hard as pcg. Misaki doesn't have the kind of CCP juice like Kevin does.

>>12386397
Yeah, after making that post i read her twitter and there were a 2 collabs in others channels. Still catch my attention, seeing how there's not schedule yet. Es una pena, tendré que estar atento y esperar.

R8 it Lumi!

>>12408083
pajeet/10

I hate Lumifags so much

wonder if Lumi saw the Rusfag dick

>>12409211
Timestamp was EST, what Rusfag.

>>12409327
the other dick in a previous thread
maybe I didn't do my timezone reps properly

>>12409327
>>12368391

arigato

>>12375953
Lumi if you’re monitoring the thread:
good morning baby I love you

Lumi isn't stopping GFE

>>12411614
She couldn't stop even if she wanted to, but she doesn't even want to.

>>10074707
I miss it a little

8 naked Anons in the showers at /clg/ Ranch!
20, erect, Snow Leopard nipples wanting to be sucked!
18 naked anons wanting to be fucked!
Anons in the showers at /clg/ Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck Lumi's porcelain cocks!
/clg/ Ranch really rocks!
Hot, hard, 2view idols, their futa cocks throbbing hard!
18 more schizo anons out in the yard!
Slender, porcelain cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at /clg/ Ranch!
Stark white, hard, star thief cocks ramming anon butt!
Like a breed of ram wanting to rut!
Cute, funny, dragon cocks getting sucked real deep!
Anons even getting fucked in their sleep!
/clg/ Ranch ... it ROCKS!
Anons love 12-inch porcelain cocks!

>>12411614
>>12411760
Good. Happy for her to play pretend GFE while pretending she's not GFE. Appropriate since vtubing is a massive game of pretend anway.

>>12412149
ANON THEY'RE NOT IDOLS

>>12412149
based

>>12411760
>she doesn't even want to
Source: your ass

>>12412311
My ass knows what Lumi wants better than Lumi

>>12412197
She's forcing herself to do it.

>The Real Lumi TM was a manipulative bitch
feels bad man

>>12412348
>12 inches of porcelain

Lumi is still a whore

>>12412454
for bunnies

>>12412454
And that's still a good thing!

>>12412497
She couldn't fuck either of them... karma is coming around for Lumi...

>>12411970
>it's all downhill from here

>>12412348
anon's ass has been molded in to the shape of Lumi's 12 inch rod

>>12412404
All life is manipulation anon. The sooner you realize that everyone is trying to manipulate you in some way the sooner you can choose who you allow to manipulate you.

>>12412439
>>12412636
It's true. I'm sorry, goslinganons.

>>12412358
She's a female in America, she can't be forced to do anything except sex

>>12412792
anon is a whore

>>12386415
>>12384426
>>12384306
spic here. sounds like mexican to me. not 100% sure has it isn't the usual stereotypical mexican accent, but I can say she isn't EU or far south latin american

>>12412651
I WANT LUMI TO MANIPULATE ME into cumming!

we'ee stil rating cocks right? Took a quick one for you looms

/clg/ is the festering wound that keeps on giving

>>12413108
Bro why are you so fucking skinny.

>>12412887
sorry anon...

>>12413108
Its shaped like a coathanger/10

>>12399176
pic rel

>>12400746
I'm almost concerned that I immediately recognized that as her Frostpunk stream from the background sounds

>>12414115
Giving Lumi an abortion with your coathanger shaped cock while fucking her!

>>12413108
why does your dingus do that

Loomers...
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1455574433712721925

>>12415484
I can't believe shes doing GFE stuff again wtf Lumi I thought you were over this.

>>12415502
stop bringing this up you fucking nigger

>>12415502
>she can't sing because it's GFE
Shut up and listen to the voice.

>>12415484
>>12415502
I knew I could trust my ass.

Lumi....
home.

GFEfags are like clockwork haha

>>12411741
Muli...

>>12414444
checked

What the fuck is media share?

>>12416511
the laziest form of content

>>12416511
give me money to play clips of "funny" videos

>>12416511
Lumi watching cringe videos

>>12416669
I would give her 2 dollars to play this on stream.
https://youtu.be/wVYQl9Kohk4

>>12416511
>pray that the richfags buying tthe videos don't have shit taste

>>12375953
Imagine having a gf and she loves you and you get to hug her

>>12416669
Do the videos have to be on youtube? i have some webms but they arent uploaded

Lumi is GFE baiting again.. how am I supposed to get over her if she keeps doing this??

>>12416924
I'm getting a few vids ready for you lads.

>>12417255
Rope

>>12417255
cope

>>12417255
Give in

>>12417255
Just think of her as a hot cousin (you) get along with well and would fool around with after drinking, but (you) both ultimately know it’s untenable

>>12375953
how much does one have to pay to get a video watched?
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1455592857914519564?s=21

>>12417255
just don't lmao

>>12417601
It was 1 dollar per seconds played last time, dunno if shes changed it.

>>12417642
per 10 seconds*

>>12417680
So $100 would get us through a shorter ThisOldTony video?

>>12417642
It's 1 cent per second and $1 dollar minimum... Lumi literally bottomed out the price for you fucks

>thought to send Lumi a weirdass japanese video of trump
>it has nazi stuff in despite not even be really /pol/, just weird as shit
Maybe not

Do we have to do the media share donations during the stream or can we do it now to queue them up?

>>12418481
>$36 to dump an hour long loop of something
Surely not.

I can't watch it live and i am sure this is not gonna be on youtube
https://files.catbox.moe/wspfwe.webm
Feel free to send this one from me

>>12418743
Catbox links aren't valid, only youtube uploads

>>12418757
i know but i am not gonna upload this on youtube myself

>>12418481
>>12418652
It's $.10 per second, 1 minute is $6.

>>12418815
Is it still a dollar minimum? Im poor

>>12418971
Anonchama if you don't have $1 to spare, you probably shouldn't be donating to online hoes.

>>12419031
I just wanted to be more cost effective for videos under 10 seconds, I went to the streamlab site to find out they don't let you input less than a dollar btw

>>12419098
minmaxing just like his oshi

>>12383439
>you will never put a plunger handle up in the toilet

>>12419172

Does it queue up or do I have to wait for the stream to start?

>>12419332
No idea, I sent one in but gonna wait on the rest until stream just in case

>>12419172

>>12420248
>women just plomp down on the toilet
It's their fault really

>>12420300
Fuck you. Listen here, girl. I'm just a dog, but even I can see that nothing you attempt will ever give you the satisfaction or attention you seek. You are not crazy, you are not special, you are mediocre, and unfortunately for you, I'm not there to amuse these antics, hear me? Stop talking, I don't want to listen to your voice anymore, I'm tired of it. If you keep disturbing me I will shit on your bed. And get your feet away from my face, wtf

Loomi where is the stream

>>12420848
Live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>12420878
RATE THE STREAM

>>12421083
0/10 didn't laugh once. You guys have shit taste in humor.

>>12421083
Average Twitch Experience/10

Oh nyoo

>>12421083
kek

Lumi cancelled from Twitch on account of saying the *igger word

>>12420878
she didn't got any donations and had to close the stream
as expected from the stingy lumigumis...

>>12421460
I'm gonna concernfag

>>12421460
>most of her chat is membered to her
>still not enough
Greedy, how about making better content

>>12375953
that's a very lewd drawing

I miss Goomi already...
Save me Panda.

>>12421566
tyrone came over please anderstand

>>12421460
well she upset most of her gachis

Maybe Lumi is finally understanding that she can't do everything and please everybody... Nah must be everyone else's fault.

>>12421937
>when you try your best but you dont succeed

I fucking love Yuri so much.

>>12411741
God I remember this. That day was... wild.
T. The anon who wanted to get spitroasted.

>>12421937
>Pander to 4chan
>Winning
Pick one you stupid whore

Looks like we're rescheduling the cringe

>>12421937
>technical issues with the stream
I'm pretty sure this didn't have anything to do with trying to do everything and pleasing everybody.

>>12422005
Pandering to 4chan is fine, but you can't then get upset at what that entails. The internet hate machine does not forgive nor does it forget.

>>12422072
Did you miss the "lately" part?

Lumi is gone again...

>>12422198
Sorry, I took the meds

>>12421460
>tried to open the stream again
>still no donations
>closes it
A sad day to cyberlive and the vtubing world as a whole! sad!

>>12422234
is this why my oshi disappears when i take my meds?

wdsmbt

>>12422155
If she's putting this tech issue in the same basket as the mini-dramas of the past couple days then my post is aimed at her just as much as it is at yours. She takes all this dumb shit way too seriously either way.

>>12422279
You will not get me to spill my seed on this most holy of months, temptress

Bf came over and needs sex

Lumi here, twitch is fucking me harder than any man ever did and I'm pissed

>>12422760
show me your balls as proof Lumi

How can I save Lumi bros?

The stream is trying
The tamtato is dying
The Lumi crying

>>12422932
Blood tributes.

The stream is trying
The yamtato is dying
The Lumi crying

>>12423089
Lumi wouldn't cry over this, she doesn't give a shit about us and just sees us as paypigs.

>>12423220
You've never seen her streams

>>12423241
Keep huffing that copium

>>12423366
If you think Lumi would unironically say the word NEETbux you should actually pick up some rope. The world would be better off without retards like you.

>>12423366
Just say you've never seen a Lumi stream, if this post is your proof you're retarded.

>>12423241
At this point how much money did Lumi get from streaming? Surely it's enough to buy a good PC, maybe sans a top-end video card (which I'm sure a generous anon could mail to her if she really needed it).
What exactly is her excuse for not doing anything on this front despite having PC issues for weeks at this point? I get that she has school or w/e, but she was staying up for 48 hours for that, why hasn't she taken a few hours out of her life to get this PC issue sorted (especially given that she's a perfectionist)?
Could it be because she sees her fans as a bother to be managed rather than a treasured community?

>>12423600
She's mentioned she's trying to get a graphics card at MSRP and doesnt want to pay inflated prices for it due to how unfair it feels for everyone's donations so far. Also she wants to build the PC herself as a stream so she doesnt want to get a prebuilt either.

Autism really.

LUMI I LOVE YOU

>>012423366
easily disproven by character traits alone
see >>12423648

>>12423648
>She's mentioned she's trying to get a graphics card at MSRP
Okay, so then she's essentially never going to get a graphics card. Crypto prices have been rising and will only continue doing so, when exactly does she think she'll be getting it, when ETH sharding comes out lol?

>>12423600
Retarded take you're too fixated on trying to say she doesn't care about her community. She has a literal dedicated stream where she does an 8 hour membership drawing stream. Also see this >>12423648
Perfectionist or not her caring to not let donos go to waste is well meant. Dramafags like you deserve the rope

>>12423890
/biz/niggers need a genocide or two

>>12423990
cope

>>12423931
Buying streaming equipment for her job is literally the opposite of "let donos go to waste", she could probably even get a tax write off for it. What exactly is a better use for it, her boyfriend's condoms?

>>12423648
She's talking in her discord about buying a prebuilt for the graphics card and swapping out parts she doesn't like.

Actually regurgitating the same shit for (You)s gtfo dramafag

>>12423990
That's like all the oil barons, do you want Lumi to starve

>>12423648
>Autism really.
Realistically, would any /here/ vtuber not be autistic?

>>12424221
Lumi's /here/ autism is pretty mild, Kiki is getting married to chat.

>>12424200
oil balons are /biz/chads

>>12424014
It's fucked that this might actually be cheaper

>>12424221
most of them are nomalfags
we're talking about /vt/ , half of reddit's userbase browse this board. hell, i can't think of single board which most of the users are weirdos anymore. maybe /x/?

>>12424284
Kiki is my oshi and I stopped watching all other chuubas. I would never cheat on my wife.

>>12423990
>he didn't buy btc at 29k
OH NO NO NO NO NO.

If you grew up on the internet and not a millionaire from crypto... Why? Sure it was a super nerdy hobby in 2010 and so but by 2014 it was well know and still dirt cheap.
It was so obviously the future of finance you would have to be completely retarded not to put a couple hundred dollars into it. If you did why are you not a millionaire?

>>12425896
I was a uni student with no income when it was at dirt cheap levels but got in on ETH on the covid crash + boom.
Sadly I didn't put all my money in there (put most in stocks, which did well but not mind-meltingly well) and am merely a hundred-k-er rather than a millionaire.

>>12426322
Just go all-in on ETH, it's going to flip bitcoin

Good job loomi

>>12424306
That actually is the way to do it these days, despite it overruling decades worth of "just build the thing yourself" being by-far the best answer. IIRC Ame got a prebuilt to get her 3070 last year.

Even so, all that being said, does Lumi really REALLY need a top of the line GPU? Is she gonna be playing Cyberpunk at 4k? Or is it more that OBS is that much of a gas hog that it's worth it for years-old games?

>>12426940
Apparently the issue has been solved:
>>12426923

>>12426322
I think most people will have reasons. I've been tempted to do anonymous donations to streamers or artists but I don't want it traced to me or give twitch money.
Most people don't have Eth wallets listed publicly because then I could just tumble some and donate it.
Hey Lumi if you make an Eth wallet I'll donate 1k USD and if you get Pippa too as well I'll give her 1k USD.
Help yourself, help your friend.

>>12427216
Pippa I can see not being allowed to put up an Eth wallet but put tell her to put it on Notpippa's twitch. She's streaming soon!
Also given the lee way you have I think you should be able to put it somewhere.
People should actually understand crypto better it's not scary.

>>12427216
Streamlabs should do some sort of crypto integration, with the option to send crypto and the streamer to receive fiat.

>>12428094
That would be awesome but I doubt it would happen.
Also by tumbling I mean this. Always be weary of scams.
https://tornado.cash/

>>12426923
Wtf the mysterious CEO of CL must be someone super rich to just straight up buy her a new PC.

>>12428698
I don't understand how CL makes their money... it seems like the talents make a majority of the money and the CEO gives them everything?

RIGGER HATE

>>12428698
She just said problems will be resolved, it's not hard to think Cyberlive would help out if their talents literally couldnt stream. no need to be a nigger

>>12429119
other companies just leave them out to hang in comparison. Well except Kevin and Phase connect.

>>12428875
They rent out their talents to investors obviously. Lumi doesn't have a boyfriend because shes too busy servicing fat old men with loads of money.

>>12429245
How much do you need to invest? Asking for a friend, he's fat and old.

>>12429232
Probably why the two companies get along, similar company ethics, decent help for the chuubas.

>>12428875
my best guess is their CEO is someone who invested in crypto/something similar and made bank

>>12429394
>you will never be a rich Santa Claus to a bunch of girls whose dream is to be anime girls

>>12429394
Then why would they do this? I feel like they're making no money.

>>12375953
Just came in to say, nice legs, holy shit!

>>12430029
I've actually thought about starting a business for fun with my crypto money. But I don't want to deal with the tax shit of transferring my stuff in cold storage to usable money.
As long as stuff breaks even and doesn't take much time a pet business or two is handy.

>>12430029
VTubing is a long term gig. Once talents pay off costs it's just free money. Lumi is probably already in the positive for CL, no reason not to give her more reason to stay, especially when Hololive applications may open up soon.

>>12429985
Thank you for the reminder.

>>12430499
Yeah the highest cost of getting a vtuber is having a manager and getting them a rig and model. After that once you become big enough you get free money and you get even more if you have a wide variety of girls under your company. It's not hard to reach profitability either, look at prism and their highest earners are at 50k and 100k and that's enough for their CEO to hire a lot of staffers and programmers for their NFT initiative.

/biz/ cyberlive general

>>12430288
>>12430499
>>12430904
So what you're saying is invest in crypto and start a vtubing company

slightly overweight cat is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpVjEsTWk4k

lumi's feet...

Tomorrow is ao4 day, super hyped, hope she fixes her computer issue by then.

>>12430904
This is my dream bros
>go to Ukraine/Belarus/Russia
>find some cute boyfriend-free girls
>make them my vtubers, I speak Russian so I could teach them English, even 2view-income will way outpace local earnings
>market them as pure, personally make sure that they're not involved with anyone and graduate them the second they romantically interact with a male

>>12433363
>the second they interact with a male
Read that back to yourself anon. Out loud and slowly, if necessary.

>>12433451
unirocn fags live in another reality where men only exist in ebil westerns countries. Russia and japan have only women there.

>>12433451
>the second they romantically interact with a male
What's the issue? It's like being their dad, but they would knowingly be singing up for it.

>>12433612
I mean, you could unironically build some sort of female-only dormitory if it gets big enough.

>>12433704
I can see it now, one of those "youtubers/ticktockers houses" zoomers seem to get but for vtubers instead.

>>12433363
instead of grooming a chuuba into your girlfriend, you groom a girlfriend into a chuuba
brilliant moneymaking scheme

>>12435077
>you groom a girlfriend into a chuuba
100x easier than trying it the other way around

>>12435230
from what Ive seen all you need is being lucky with proximity and being uber autistically devoted with literal 24/7 time to spare
fucking groomers literally just living in discord servers, I dont see how all that sunk time is worth it even if you succeed

I love Yuri!

gen 2 doko...

>>12436264
same

>panda streaming
>nobody talking about it
lumigumi its time to support her friends

>>12437295
too busy and tired
also other hobbies
gl pandabro

>>12437295
post a link or something

>>12437393
it was already posted before but sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1M9zkaUIZ0

>>12437430
Thanks, I see it now but probably good to drop a link when it goes live too

Pandora so cute...

>>12437295
this panda stream is strange

>>12437295
Is she doing gfe?
I only watch her for that

I'm sorry but I tried watching yuri and her giggles legitimately sound like baby seals being clubbed.

>>12438076
Think of it as your very cute and dorky friend you've yet to ask out because she isn't ready to date ranting about chicken

>>12438076
all vtubers are gfe

>>12438132
hot

>>12438132
It's happy guinea pig noises

>>12438076
Panda is the childhood crush you never confessed to

>moves to a foreign country
>doesnt like to go outside
panda...

>>12438268
>Panda is the childhood crush you never confessed to
why am I so gay?

>>12438268
but i did and i got shot down hard, she even went eww
this is about the analogy btw, i did NOT dm panda and confess to her hahaha

>>12438985
>i did NOT dm panda and confess to her hahaha
anon....

>>12438985
Let me know if you want to talk about it anon

May everyone reading this life go in a healthier direction. You may not feel you deserve it but the world would be better off for it. Life while full of horrid suffering is worth while.

>>12440042
Thanks anon, let us all move on from chuubas and find purpose in life.

>>12440042
Thanks but I also kinda want chicken nuggets now

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