/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12403518
2018, 2019, 2020 and 2021 haachama all in the current haachama

>>12403518
Top 0.01% in a competitive game and only streams that for extremely long hours and is funny while doing it.

Youtube only chuuba with no cancerous discord server and very little activity on twitter outside of promoting herself and other chuubas.

>>12403518
-Design heavily inspired by Hiseki no Kuni
-Traditionally Moé upbeat speaking voice, very deep singing voice
-Does EDM of some sort
-Likes Yuru Camp & does handcam videos of them doing camp style table cooking (yes that's a thing, there's a huge scene on Japanese YT for it) with instructions
-Loves to go on tangents about the places they've hiked through/camped at

has sex with me

>>12403518
artia (during her hololive prime) but with a flat chest (and not graduated)

>>12403848
>>12403518
oh yeah, and she actually streams primarily in english, rather than english viewers being her "secondary fanbase"

MALE CROSSICK

-sings karaoke
-puts out singles
-plays minecraft regularly
-plays retro games or at least games that are well known to a lot of people that came out a while ago (GameCube era; games like Wind Waker, Sonic Adventure 2)
-somewhat competent at playing games
-good at talking while playing

>>12403518
>kuudere voice
>model looks like IA
>sings vocaloid songs
Isekaijoucho is the nearest I could find

>artist
>Genuinely mentally ill and unhinged
>Pleasant voice

>tfw no WW2 autist chuuba
>tfw no WW2 folk songs karaoke chuuba
>tfw no MRE / Ration review chuuba
>tfw no story telling ASMR battle of stalingrad
why even live?

>Looks like shit
>Plays minecraft
>Sounds like Henry Kissinger
>SC always turned off

>huge roommate (taller than 6'6")
>dominant, in bed as well
>at the same time, wholesome personality
>plays nerd games and roguelikes (like Cataclysm DDA)

gura but she streams 3 hours earlier pls
being bong is suffering enough without decimating my sleep schedule

>captcha: 4am XK
that's about right

A brave robot, except with a good English dub on par with the original Japanese audio.

A retard that do guitar fingering stream

EN virtual gorilla even though he probably only ever thinks about or says unbelievably retarded shit

Irys with a good model

>>12403518
cute
both eyes visible
not fat
soothing voice
sexual innuendos with plausible deniability
hot moaning at appropriate times
god-level singing ability, Aimer or better
works on hobbies outside of streaming, makes it the focus of her life
doesn't watch tv, only watches clips of other vtubers and the occasional anime or movie
might read manga and play the occasional videogame
makes over $20k per month in superchats
relieves her sexual frustration by fucking me
never collabs with males

>>12404190
I saw an indie vtuber with a military uniform, but she was constantly using real life US Military jargon and acronyms. I couldn't stop imagining her as the sole female in her barracks as she memorized military terms, surrounded by sweaty horny males. I had to stop watching her, I don't remember the channel, sorry.

>>12403518
She's a BIG MEATY ONI. I mean, she's huge, YUGE, in all the right places. Plus, arms she can snap me in half with and abs for days. Nice deep voice, but not manly, a pleasant low female voice, a bit raspy too. Her content is outdoorsman advice, /fit/ advice and motivation, sharig life stories over a mug of beer.
I don't think a person like that would play games, but if we're talking ideal let's go with classic rpgs and turn-based strategies.
"Movies women will never understand" for watchalongs.
C: SSSRR, yeah, I'm not getting her, ever.

>>12403518
(Me). I will become my own oshi.

>>12403518
No yurishit at all, actualy says how she doesn't like that stuff
Stready gfe content
Member stream gfe gets a little more lewd
Lots of kisses sounds
Does lot of talks where she talks about her day
Likes horror games
Likes Cormac McCarthy (one of the last great American writers we have left)
Hates SJWs and doesn't like leftist
Has roomate account
Her roomate is skiny with a small but well shaped ass and big breast
Her roomate has a very pretty face.
Is really into latinos and thinks they are super cool.
She eventually talks to me on discord with facecam and we get closer and closer as the beginnings of passion start to form.

Now this is a thought exercise.
Let's start dreaming.

>Body
Slim, slender, on the smaller side bust-wise but with an excellent rear. Think Suisei. Somewhat light brown skin, not quite white though. Tanned? Not with tanlines, though.
>Outfit
Idol mode: pic related. Delete sleeves on coat. Add suspenders and highleg panties (yes). Add glasses (bonus points for high-tech shades).
Mecha musume mode: Start with the color scheme of pic related. Adapt this to Tom-Neko's mecha musume designs. I trust him with the direction, but if he wants something to compare to, I'll point to the White Glint personification.
>Artist
Aiming for a bit of a mecha-musume direction, so I'm calling in someone in that field. Tom-Neko. Outside of mecha musume, I'd call for Kedama Gyuunyuu.
>Rigging
Live2D dream team of Keffiy (body animations and accessories - Watame), Megajujube (eye tracking - Calliope), and Kanbutsu Himono (mouth tracking - Kson). I'm in a dream; I'm allowed to dream about perfect coordination.
>Voice and Languages
Calm, somewhat deep voice. Something between Suisei, Rene, and Okayu. Wide range for a large variety of karaoke.
At least bilingual (English/Japanese). Trilinguality in Tagalog appreciated, but preferably not leaned upon due to associated culture.
>Game tastes
Bullet hell, with a particular lean towards Touhou. CAVE / MOSS / Raizing knowledge appreciated.
Rhythm games, but more on the chord-based ones like beatmania than DDR or Muse Dash.
Mecha games. Bonus points for BattleTech / MechWarrior. Extra bonus if they're aware of indie stuff like Windom.
Speaking of indies... need more chuubas playing Daniel Remar's games. Iji circa 1.6 in particular is practically made for blind-run experiences.
Classic FPSs. I have a soft spot for the original Unreal Tournament in particular.
Multiplayer party games. Yes, I admit, I actually do like Jackbox and Among Us.
MMOs, particularly FFXIV, but that's a tough sell for streaming so it's lower priority.
Anything else to taste, because I like seeing new perspectives.
>More content tastes
Karaoke, without a doubt. Doesn't have to be good, but has to be at least trying
Viewer participation streams. La creatividad strikes here.
Can initiate and receive improptu collabs without skipping a beat.
>Music tastes
Drum & bass, power metal, trance?
Whatever genre ZUN's music falls under.
Pop that breaches international fame. Preferably 80s or so, but I'm not too picky.
Punk rock?
Personal artist pick: Carpenters.
>Personality
Chill, loving, with an excellent sense of humor timing.
Borrowing the words of an anon, "sexual innuendos with plausible deniability".
Loves her fans, will spend hours (under pretense of "superchat readings") just talking about anything with them.
Would take a moment every stream to share some inspiring words with sincerity.
Has known what it means to struggle, and respects most people regardless of origin because of it.
Numbers are beneath her; what matters more is supporting her fellow talents.
Is actually pretty decent at games, and/or is willing to pour in the hours to get good - and share that enthusiasm by teaching game knowledge every once in a while.
Intimate meme knowledge dates from between mid-2000s (weeb and otherwise) to early 2010s or so.
Combine the majority of Watame with Ollie's fangirl tendencies, Gura's timing, IRyS' dorkiness, and Elira's humor.

I have thought about this more than I should

>unabashed tomboy/fembro
>has no hangups about being female, but doesn't care about being feminine
>"I can't stop you from drawing me naked, so at least draw me right"
>model is /fit/
>martial artist lore, calls the stream her dojo and the fanbase her apprentices
>/fit/ irl too
>FGC girl, plays dbfz/strive/retro fightans and has big opinions about 'em
>streams fightan tournaments, collabs with FGC guys, gets invited to commentary
>also enters tournaments if they're online
>can go all stream monster sometimes
>openly straight, scoffs at business yuri
>tastes in men swing between soft, trappy boys and Jonathan Joestar
>picks fights with 2views, chinks, unicorns, vtweeters, clipfags and LTG
>if in a corp, massive UNITYfag
>does guerilla streams when shitfaced and gets extremely sappy and GFE during them

Aymame but she streams and cares about her colleagues (except koreans). Also bigger tits

>>12403518
Her name is Amalia Watson. She's a detective and she's unbelievably cute.

Do guys VT even have a chance if they're not trap baiting ?

>>12404190
>no chuuba doing tonk and jet tierlists live on steam
>no chuuba playing the GuP game and getting it specifically imported from like singapore
>no chuuba building tank models with GLOVES on cam
>no chuuba doing 4hr lawrence of arabia watchalongs
>no chuuba playing battlestations midway and other /k/tist games
>no chuuba watching Das Boot and making moist jokes half the time and going 'imagine the smell'
>no chuuba playing AC7 (with the kotobuki logo only)
>no skunk works book review chuuba
>no chuuba watching GuP and doing a real life fist pump at song related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoHGb-kjSts
>no FLUFF
JUST

I want a retro games and occultism vtuber.

>>12403518
your average good vtuber/streamer except the voice is different from what you expect from the model but also oddly fitting and really good (e.g. male chuuba with effeminate male avatar and kayfabe but with a baritone voice)

All I want a good vtuber who streams between 23:00 and 03:00 JST.
If possible, should also be funny, slighty give GFE vibes, mainly in English, and that streams regularly.

>>12412351
Have sex chud

Great chatty personality, produces a lot of original music, lots of chat interaction, streams long-form JPRGs (always finishes them), treats her "lore" as a running joke instead of trying to take it too seriously, speaks earnestly about her insecurities, and doesn't have an obnoxious voice

>>12417110
do you accept cunny GFE? if so, I have the girl for you.

>>12417191
Bitch im trying.

>>12417228
Not a big fan but I'd try it.

>>12403518
She's a pure virgin and she loves me

>>12403983
>plays minecraft regularly
Why the fuck would you want that??

OP here. I made this thread because I'm wondering how I'll compare as a vtuber myself. Thanks for all the replies anons.

>>12403961
Based.

>>12417223
What are my chances if I'm basically the male version of this minus the music

>>12419971
Get back to us when you debut.

>>12403518
me with breasts