/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Next watchalong will be something she hasn't watched before.

>>12175877
Stop cheating on us

my heart hurts...

I love her so much!

KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII KRONII

>>12176020
Same.

I miss Kronii :'(

my arms hurt....

https://twitter.com/WoodPatchs/status/1453113422984486921 Reminder for tonight. Gonna put one on my jacket and one on my plate carrier.

My receptors perceive some damage in my bottom limbs...

>>12175983
Anon, I think you might be too parasocial for your fellow kronies...

>>12176130
>We got a /k/umcatcher here
What type of plate carrier?
>INB4 a Condor.

>>12176104
what if she never comes back ..

>>12176141
This conveys what my feelings will be when Kronii goes on her break.

>>12176130
Who's that one between Kronii and Mumei? She looks cute

My legs no longer hurt...
Now... they are too powerful to be contained...

>>12176177
Anonchama, your reading reps

>>12176164
Spiritus MC Tropic

My central nervous system is registering negative sensory input from my ambulatory appendages...

>>12175956
I cant wait to watch a stanley kubrick movie in total silence with my mute korean jew wife

>>12176195
>Tsukumo Sana
When is she going to debut?

>>12176130
You better not be planning to say subscribe to Kronii in a prelude to any violent action anon...

>>12176220
>>12175956
Let's see if we can get her to watch Hot Fuzz.
We need something funny, good and easy to make quips.
Also fuck pretentious bullshit. Especially after DARQ, how does the plot make any sense at all?

primer watchalong when

>>12176267
>"And remember guys, subscribe to Ouro Kronii!"
>Rapes the rrat

>>12176156
me? parasocial? for you guys? thats crazy...

>doing VoD reps
>watching the Devour stream
>that little “again?” After they suggested playing the first map again
>begging not to be revived after she gets downed
>having panic attacks everytime something remotely bad happened
It is rather messed up seeing a girl in distress this way is kind of cute. Would like to see her play a horror game with whoever’s the closest to Botan in EN in terms of stone facing horror games and enjoying their collab partner’s misery.

>>12176303
I love you anon, don't ever leave this place.

>>12176301
Raping Bae isn't a crime. If you said "She was asking for it" in any court it would hole up

>>12176301
H-Hold on anon...
WAIT

>>12176318
>He believed the devour kayfabe

>>12176370
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES

>>12176324
>>12176360
Rat is for abuse physical and mental

>>12176324
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH RAPING THE RRAT IN OPEN COURT AS A DEMONSTRATION! TASING THE RRAT UNTIL SHE PISSES ALL OVER THE WITNESS STAND! BENDING HER OVER AND STRAPPING HER TO THE BAR SO YOU CAN BREED HER FOR ALL THE JURY TO SEE! HAMMERING HER CERVIX LIKE AN OVER EAGER JUDGE USING A GAVEL! FORCING THE RRAT TO COMMIT PERJURY AS SHE REVEALS TO ALL PRESENT SHE ENJOYS THE RAPE! FUCKING THIS RRAT WHILE SANA SKETCHES THE COURTROOM BECAUSE CAMERAS AREN'T ALLOWED! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX SEX WITH THIS FUCKING BRRAT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>>12176387

>>12176421
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
NOW I WANT TO FUCK BAE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE

What does Kronii think of her goslings? There's no way she doesn't know there's lots of people in love with her.

>>12176479
Abject terror, disgust, and yet thankful for making it.

>>12175983
It's a good way to watch for stuff /∞/ misses given they got bots set up.
I'd much rather interact with you guys even if you're much more fucked up, but more honest about it.

>>12176479
She hates them
All she wants is a quiet VA career while her girlfriend eats her out in a remote cabin in the Canadian wilderness

>>12176479
>They wouldn't like me if they knew me for real. They only love the design...

>>12176527
We're just stepping stones on her path to a true VA career... and it's OK....

>>12176525
GO BACK what do they think of the schizos?

>>12176543
She can't get into pro voice acting without connections tho

>>12176479
she ignores it whenever possible and the rest of the time she convinces herself they're all just shitposting
after all, there's no way anyone could actually unironically love such a lazy, mentally unwell, socially lacking, mediocrely talented hikki, right?

>>12176536
this

>>12176581
>Hololive

>>12176536
STOP PUTTING THESE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD

>>12176600
Does Cover really have good connections in the west?

Good night boys, gonna go watch my clip of a previous supa read to cope with not getting one tonight.

>>12176618
No!

>>12176625
Why need the west? Kronii could maybe be a seiyuu if she did Japanese reps

>>12176321
n-now you are the one being parasocial anon

>>12176641
Would the nips hire a korean JSL?

>>12176663
They have Romi Park

>>12176582
Haha yeah, hahaha....

i have the rrat that kronii is actually /here/ and the reason she reads gabes messages so much is specifically to mess with him and flare up his schizophrenia

>>12176733
My mental sadist clock!

>>12176733
Or to give him motivation to write for her entertainment
YOU HEAR THAT GABE? GET TO WORK!

>>12176690
She was born in japan tho

>>12176733
She just wants him to keep sending SCs... Gabe is being manipulated

Was reflecting on Kronii's guerilla membership stream the other day. Kronii was/is definitely /here/. :)
Makes me wonder if she's actually the one behind this too considering how shit most of the "criticisms" she received when she asked for feedback
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/11064774/
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1435870012477108224

>>12176552
They don't, seriously they never talk about /∞/ or any other site, they just keep to themselves from what I see.

>>12176760
>Kronii was/is definitely /here/. :)
She isnt

>>12176370
>>12176387
I'm going to believe everything she says and acts I don't care anymore. I don't care if it all crumbles away and leaves me with nothing I will believe...

>>12176766
GOOD

:)

>>12176788
:)

>>12176788
*cums on you*

>>12176788
Shut up, she is in EN's meeting. Stop pretending to be her

:o

>>12176810
*cums in you*

>trying to figure out what GWAK is
>Search for it on Twitter first for some reason
>It's nothing but black people sucking dick
wtf

>>12176758
Still...she as a chance...

>>12176822
Kronii just wants a black man to suck her dick

>>12176806
Her sleep schedule...

SHE PROMISED

>>12176840
Maybe she could get a chance at Rooster Teeth

Did the Ame Lost Kitten video make it outside of 4chan? In the panda's sub discord channel she's got a picture of her drawn in on the gyudon part. Is she /here/?

>>12176872
Fuck off

>>12176891
Go back.

>>12176867
she's trying her best...

>>12176891
Stop trying to shill panda membership

>>12176920
Omega tranny hate

>>12176892
Come on anon, imagine Kronii voicing a character in rwby

>>12176872
they are dead anon

>>12176980
SHUT UP I ALREADY FAP ENOUGH TO THAT SHIT SHOW AHHHHH

dead hours turns this thread into a shitshow

>>12176980
>rwby
People still watching that shit?

>>12177083
She will voice Summer

>>12177098
Your comment literally does nothing to fix the "shitshow"

>>12177098
15 more minutes until the Mori x IRyS x Bae foursome with me

>>12177121
neither does yours, and neither will this one, and neither will the next 6 threads until hades
fascinating, isn't it?

>>12177098
thread is fine

>>12177161
The thread is chill right now, you are just a fag.

Will Kronii join Mori's Jumpking stream?

I miss kronii... why is she so loveable bros?

>baby come on.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/ire8be.mp3
>come on baby why are you like this.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/b9l3w0.mp3
>that's really weird.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/3riodc.mp3
I-i cant seem to escape her ourobros.

>>12177264
I am THIS close to having a conversation with kronii using her sound clips

>>12177248
You're a schizo, she's a schizo, you are.

>>12177287
make the JOI then

>>12177236
Let her sleep...

SHE PROMISED she would fix her sleep schedule

>>12177339
no. I'm tired of being horny for kronii

>>12177341
I want to hear her sleepily mumble kroyasumi

I just took a fat shit, almost 2 inches in diameter. I imagined it was Kronii's throbbing futa cock sliding out of me after an intense butt-loving session. I cum buckets every time. It's made pooping a wonderful experience for me.
I've gotten into the habit of holding it in for days to make my shits bigger (in both girth and length). I make sure to eat lots of foods rich in fibre to keep the structual integrity of my dumps suffient. If I'm able to control myself, through the intense anal orgasm, I'll suck it back in after the initial launch to simulate Kronii thrusting into me. I can repeat this for up to 30 minutes, climaxing multiple times in the process.
Clean up is of course, a breeze. All the brown and white (and red if I wasn't careful enough) is easily flushed away. I have to schedule my shits carefully because it definitely can't be done in public with all my moaning. I can't poop normally anymore though I'm not complaining.

>>12177573
k

>>12177573
Sneed

>>12176891
>kronii donated to her yesterday
They are so cute

Second...

>>12177622
he hates us...

>>12177618
can we get rid of gabe, owlposters, and pandaposters? I can't handle it anymore...

>>12177622
>gabe in the comments

>>12177656
You ask for too much...

>>12177656
honestly, i don't understand what the pandaposters are even doing here
if you want to shill your shitty 2view go to the indie thread

>>12177709
they're anti-kromei /u/fags anon

https://files.catbox.moe/kise8k.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4pwixh.png

>>12177734
Drawfriend stop please...

>>12177734
Of course.

>>12177734
"Eww..."
Leaves room

>>12177734
To Gosling is human; to SAVE, divine.

>>12177782
>Kronii breaks down at your response
Perfect.

>>12177734
Ok, the Young and Beautiful cover alone had no effect, but this is actually kinda getting through...might want to save...just a little bit...

>>12177887
Vamp...?

>>12177910
yes...

>>12177981
don't give in vamp, remember the cuckqueaning

>>12177734
T-Time for my daily dose...

>>12177981
where is the devour fic vamp

>>12177709
I only like pandaposters because they make the nijifag seethe

>>12177981
Oh dear god, the day Vamp becomes a saviorfag is the day /∞/ has truly gone insane... oh no...

something for the anti kromei anon

>>12178073
I like Selen and the Panda though.

>>12178092
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

It's going to change over while I'm asleep, I just know it.

>>12178092
YEAH FUCK KROMEI UOOOOOH FAUNAAAAAAA

>>12178028
what do you mean specifically?
Haven't had time to watch the VOD yet, the electro rrat was based solely on the prompt I saw during archive reps

>>12178155
https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCmbs8T6MWqUHP1tIQvSgKrg/realtime
Is this really real time? It says she has exactly 499,000 subscribers at the moment

>>12178094
Too late to cope

>>12178286
That's probably the most precision they're able to get from youtube. They see the same numbers we do.

>>12178346
I see

>>12178286
Not a chance given she hit 499k during the end of her stream

>>12175947
Where can i meet girls like kronii?

>>12178454
Hololive

>>12178454
my ex

>>12178454
A frozen hole known as Canada

>>12178454
if girls like kronii could just be met they wouldn't be like kronii...

>>12177995
>>12178075
I was and still am in it for the memes and SEEEEEX, but man...messy-looking, slightly unhinged/depressed girls are my weak spot...at least she is not a blonde, cause then I might have actually lost it for real

>>12178454
BC, apparently, it's a hotbed of Asian canucks. Good luck finding one who fits the exact profile, though.

>>12178557
Based, I like blondies too

>>12178454
you can meet them in manga and anime lol

>>12178647
manga and anime isnt real

Watch Vod, that Big smoke GAWK super chat is really good.

people say we are the new teamates but have we reached this level of schizo yet?
>>12177453

>>12178874
lmfao

>>12178874
What the fuck. I mean, based, but Jesus.

>>12178466
>>12178485
>>12178486
>>12178525
>>12178602
With "girls like kronii" i meant girls which fit into the doomer category

>>12178874
Not yet and hopefully never

>>12178776
The guy who sent that came from /here/

>>12178952
>and hopefully never
dyrbi though
its only been 2 months...

>>12178958
Did he get doxx ? Or one of those famous in ∞ ? Fluff or vampanon ?

>>12178092
some kromei because fuck anti-kromei faggot
∩(ಠ_ಠ)∩

>>12179229
i'm a anti-kromei faggot, fuck you. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX kromei is ok though

>>12179229
BASED
SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

Fuck kronmei, fuck faunii, kronfaumei is where it's at

>>12179342
This is OK too.

>>12179229
AAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS OWL! SEXUALLY! UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>12179229
Kronii/Mumei chemistry is just shit, mainly because the owl is freeloading retard that gets around making cute noises until people gush over her, contributing very little. I would argue only EN lower on Kronii chemistry chart than her is Kiara, solely on the basis that those two haven't had a 1-on-1 collab yet

>>12178776
I didn't see that super chat.

Best superchat was this one.
https://youtu.be/E5XN0FrDytc?t=10466

Kroniichiwa Ourobros! Certainly feel a liiiittle tired after two 3 hour sleep segments split up by the stream, but I am super happy nonetheless, My clock wife is so cute!! How are you doing today?

>>12179502
Good day fluff!
happy
finally free of my responsabilites fot the rest of the week

>>12179402
Seethe!

>>12179502
Game was utter shit, I would have stopped watching if it was anyone but Kronii. but she read one of my messages and laughed

>>12179342
Link the full pic, please.

>>12179402
t. Hasn't watched their collabs

>>12179591
https://twitter.com/MixolydiaChords/status/1453647859593596936

>>12179647
Nice, thanks.

>>12179402

>>12179402
Watch streams.

>>12179402
They hated him because he told the truth.

>>12179402
>how to tell someone only watched clips instead of streams
Mumei quite literally was a major part in them clearing some of the puzzles in Pico Park collab.

>>12179749
sanners...
i hope for a full council collab the week of her comeback...

>>12177734
My heart...

>>12179749
i still hate kromei

>>12179846
>Post more kromei
Got it

>>12179798
I mean all of them had their part in helping, only Baelz was kinda the one who didn't do anything to stand out.

>>12179864
don't do it anon, please

Man, trying to write that werewolf Sana fic I promised long time ago, but writing Sana with canine features just doesn't work rn, given the circumstances...

>>12179940
i know the feeling i have a couple of inasana drawings in my to do list...

>>12179940
>Werewolf Sana
Yabai

>>12179846
>>12179864
Fucking stop this /u/fag and anti-/u/fag timeloop before it tanks thread quality again. Both of your ilk are in a perpetual relationship with one another that destroys everything around it.

>>12179998
nta but iirc its inspired by this meme

>>12179998
no furry shit, just fangs, claws, maybe a tail and a Fauna-tier bushy, sweaty crotch

>>12180022
I'm not a yurifag tho, I was just taking the piss out of him

>>12180063
He's talking about how Sana's taking a long break because she's grieving her dead dog.

>>12180041
STOP POSTING THAT
I RIDICULED TWILIGHT CHICKS AND NOW I FEEL GUILTY

>>12180063
also forgot abs, can't forget the abs

>In the end, you lost for one reason, Joel.
>Just one simple reason.

>You made me sperg the fuck out.

>>12180146
Yare yare...

I ship Kronii with myself.
And guess what, i want her to be the one who chases after me

>>12180222
Based

>>12180222
Violently?

>>12180222
>Yeah I ship Kronii
>Kronii and myself
>You could tell?

>>12179846
I wanted them to just be moderate with how much they push the ship but now I want them to collab more because of fags like you.

>>12180072
it's working, i'm so pissed right now. kromei is the downfall of kronii

>>12180222
But how will you convince her you are worth chasing, Anon?

>>12180222
Kronii, stop posting here

>>12180367
That can't be Kronii, Kronii is all snuggled up and asleep at this very moment! Imagine her sleeping! Cute!

>>12180421
Do you really believe Kronii committed to fixing her sleep schedule?

>>12180451
Of course!

>>12180451
I BELIEVE
SOMEONE EXECUTE THIS FAITHLESS HERETIC

>>12180041
Didn't people already try this approach, citing Tsukihime and Bakemonogatari as examples? The problem with Twilight wasn't really its concept or even overarching plot so much as the writing and characterization.

>>12180451
Stop projecting your oshii onto mine, teakek

/∞/ soundtracks.

>Waiting for the next stream on the day of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_OaBo6_B4g

>BREAK day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldFFbiXWUvs

>After the stream, when Kronii responds to something you wrote during it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8J33mrzFHI

>>12180451
i belev

>>12180451
Yes, and literally everyone here should have an idea of how hard it is to sleep on a schedule. How late is it for you, Anon? You should go to bed!

>>12180553
Same time as Kronii, but I'm busy being a /m/fag with SRW30

>>12180522
Bakemonogatari isn't a harem.
Tsukihime isn't either. In both stories the narrative is driven by real drama and romance happens incidentally because two characters with chemistry interact for plot reasons.

The comparisons to Twilight begin and end with the word "vampire" and people just used that to shitpost because it was funny back then.

>>12180421
STOP REMINDING ME HOW CUTE SHE IS
I DON’T WANT TO BE GOSLING ANYMORE I WANNA BE HORNY AGAIN GOD DAMN IT
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FAT FUCKING TITS AND HER SEX VOICE HUH
WHY CAN’T WE JUST TALK ABOUT THOSE
I CAN’T JACK OFF ANYMORE BECAUSE THIS BITCH MADE ME START THINKING WITH MY HEART INSTEAD OF MY DICK
MY ONLY SOURCE OF DOPAMINE IS NOW INACCESSIBLE BECAUSE WHENEVER I JACK OFF I END UP THINKING OF ALL THE BETTER WAYS I COULD BE SPENDING THAT TIME
I HATE FEELING GUILTY ABOUT ALL THE REPS I’M NOT DOING AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
I JUST WANNA BECOME SEX AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

>>12179005
>>12180622
Late response but this, anon, is why I believe

>>12180553
It's almost 6am, I am in bed. I JWU

>>12180610
Honestly, I didn't even know that Twilight was a harem, I thought it was a series of love triangles or something after the first book.

>>12180622
You mean you don't love her...?

>>12180522
More like people couldn't wrap their heads around how it made a lot of money from the female teens, its one of the more successful book adaptation franchise out there.

>>12180693
I DO AND I HATE IT
SHE’S THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF ME AND THE EX I SPENT TWO YEARS GETTING OVER JUST TO END UP BACK IN THIS EMOTIONAL HELLHOLE

>>12180725
I'm sure she'd be sorry to make anyone feel this way

>>12180703
They couldn't? It's super obvious, though. I thought the issue was that it sold amazingly despite being written like shit.

>>12180622
You should learn to associate how much emotional attachment you have to a girl to your arousal, It's what I do and I'm living on cloud 9 the more I feel for Kronii, afterall sex is just physical love

>>12180610
>Bakemonogatari isn't a harem.
Twilight also isn't a harem dude, and if your counting it that just cause some minor characters/villains want the protag, then Bake totally counts as a harem.

>>12180750
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>12180755
that sounds kinda gay dude but also really nice...

>>12180836
She loves you.

>>12180858
please don’t do this to me...

>>12180222
I want it to be Yuuki/Gasai Yuno relationship
>>12180451
Maybe? But its not an easy task

>>12180751
A number of stories with shit writing have managed to be popular and they do get made fun of, but I feel like how much disdain and mocking Twilight series got was overboard. Like seriously even now, you can sometimes get people in youtube comments say "*insert weird pairing/relationshion* still a better love story than Twilight", as if somehow the concept of an eternally young being falling in love with a young human has never been done before and is gross.
I can only conclude that its because they doubted that female teens would turn out in droves for the movie, cause I remember back then when it was just a book series I could read it and say I enjoyed it as a guy without any eyebrows raised.

>>12178952
>not yet
>hopefully never
so do you want to see my full power?

>>12180146
WRRYYYYYYYY

>>12180909
You signed up for this. You ALL signed up for this! This is the sadist clock you wanted, and I'm happy to hurt you by plucking at your heartstrings. You're in love, and there's no balm on god's green earth to ease the pain of a lonely heart. Your pain is exquisite.

I want a Kronii fanart in this exact pose.
(Since its Kronii, it'll have bigger boobs and deadpan expression)
Damn i'm gonna just thinking about it

>>12181005
ABAYO NIGGA

>>12181005
I just got fired from my job asshole.

>>12181005
Bro I just got promoted!

>>12181005
o7 your delivery is appreciated

>>12181005
Abayo, but thank you for the sacrifice

>>12181024
I bet your boss who fired you is already fapping

Imagine Kronii approaching sex as competitively as she does pokemon or smash

>>12180982
No. :)

>>12177887
Kronii I want another singing stream...

>>12181109
you should be sleeping right now kronii, what happened to fixing your schedule >:(

>>12181104
Kronii always picking the position that makes you nut the hardest!

>>12181104
Well read, but hilariously bad in practice to the point of deferring to you? Fucking hot!

>Mumei mentioned she's getting Animal Crossing for her Switch.
Has someone asked Kronii to buy a 2nd switch so she can start a Kronii island?
Also what would be a good island name for her? Islandronii? Kroniland?

>>12181104
what is the meta sex position?

Kronii loves you!

>>12181104
>Watches sex ed videos to prepare for what is coming up
>Reads Karma Sutra to try and min-max the enjoyment for you
>Ends up getting being too nervous and spills her spaghetti when you're about to make love

>>12181187
Farmoronii

>>12181209
KRONII LET US OUT

>>12180966
Was it the movie specifically that sparked controversy? I thought the original book itself being successful was the spark, but maybe I'm misremembering and confusing it with Fifty Shades of Gray or something.
>as if somehow the concept of an eternally young being falling in love with a young human has never been done before and is gross.
Was that the issue? I thought the biggest gripe was Edward's characterization being an absurd fantasy cardboard cut-out and Bella being a flagrant Mary Sue. Though again I might have only noticed specific criticisms because I really didn't pay attention to it at the time, or afterwards for that matter.

>>12181209
God I wish that were me.

>>12181209
LET ME GO KRONII I HATE IT HERE I HATE YOU I HATE KRONIES I HATE KROMIES I MISS BEING A NORMALFAG

Where's the schizo anon to go schizo on these twilightfags when you need him

>>12181244
The issue that made people make fun of it was that it was incredibly emo to the point of excess.

>>12181282
Let /lit/ have their time to shine.

>>12181209
I don't want Kronii's love anymore...

>>12181409
One less anon to worry about

>>12181177
>I couldn't just let things stand after what happened last week
>so I picked up a new main, anal, and I've been grinding with them all week
>I'll definitely take a few rounds off you tonight

6am est where me and kronii live, still havent gone to bed yet

>>12180966
Twilight had the combination of being an explicitly female-targeted romance story that penetrated the mainstream when most mainstream books weren't aimed at women and the romance genre was nothing but softcore smut about Dukes and Highlanders, but also being one if the first examples of a successful YA book back when YA was basically a bargain bin genre. It capitalised on the audience of young readers cultivated by Harry Potter, which was basically an unprecedented demographic.

It being written like shit just made it funny. Twilight is a bad book that was in the right place at the right time; being targeted at women growing out of HP but too horny to have standards. The fact that it for so huge despite being so bad became a big meme.

>>12181676
>being targeted at women growing out of HP but too horny to have standards.
The mindset that spawned the likes of My Immortal. Jesas...

>>12181676
>but too horny to have standards.
Good thing we arent like that haha

>>12181206
Mating press. The leglock is untechable so it hard-counters pullout strats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8u40AJElkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8u40AJElkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8u40AJElkM

How does sex feel like?

>>12181890
I don't know ask the resident whore fluff

Kronies cant even agree if they want to be loved by Kronii or not. Is there anything all Kronies can agree on?

>>12182005
she has big boobs (y)

>>12182039
Some Kronies think they're either not big enough or too big and should be smaller.

>>12177734
why the autism shirt

>>12182057
I wish Kronii was DFC

>>12182057
I think the kronies saying her boobs is not big enough is shitposting so therefore, their statements doesn't count

>>12181740
My Immortal was a proven ruse

rewatching the marshmallow vod because I missed her because I feel like I missed some questions, I wonder how she feels about layers of fear....

>>12182112
that stream was depressing as shit, the hell is her problem

>>12182173
that stream was kino as fuck, the hell is your problem

>>12182173
it was nice seeing her opening to us, if you find that depressing then what are you doing here? you know what you signed up for

>>12181890
>>12181899
In general it's pretty great, I do miss it
but sex with someone you love is unparalleled, I miss that love even more

>>12182173
What part of it was depressing? It was legit fun desu.
The only streams of hers that i didn't like was Kromei first JP Minecraft

>>12182678
>spoiler
I can't even have someone to have sex with me let alone have someone fall in love with me

>>12182911
YGMI one day ourobro

>>12182977
thank you for your enouragement fluff but seeing how attached I am to Kronii right now..... I don't think I'm GMI

>>12182173
to be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand Ouro Kronii

even though shes extremely retarded and so am i

>>12183446
w-we are?

>>12183247
Try to use how you feel for Kronii as motivation to improve yourself, get some reps done etc.! I'm hopelessly all for Kronii but I have used how I feel as a catalyst for long due self improvement: being sober since a day after her debut, exercising every other day, leaving my current job and getting some good oppurtunities at better places. I beleeb in you to do the same!

my hydrocephalic webtoon liker wife... im going to form an isekai pact with her and truck-kun is going to bring us to the next life where we'll be able to cast magic that does all the laundry for us without leaving us physically and emotionally exhausted for the entire week

>>12183605
>without leaving us physically and emotionally exhausted for the entire week
nigga how dirty are your clothes that you feel emotionally and physically exhausted after washing them?

>>12183759
Kek. I think he meant it as a side-effect for casting the magic, anon

>>12183605
are we really starting the suicide arc already

>>12183759
nta but depression can be a hell of a thing
at its worst the simplest tasks become monumental accomplishments
why do you think kronii's so familiar with cup ramen that takes next to no cooking knowledge, preparation, time, or effort to make

>>12183605
>able to cast magic that does all the laundry for us without leaving us physically and emotionally exhausted for the entire week
anon...

>>12183861
I'm sorry I didn't think of it that way...

>>12183759
theyre extremely filthy because i move around by crawling through the cold slavic mud paths of the belarusian village i live in because im too depressed and weak to walk on foot

>>12182079
Based.

>>12183846
What if she dies during her break? Will you follow her Kronies?

>>12184368
maybe? right now she is my main source of happiness.. I don't know what I'll do if she suddenly just vanishes

>>12184426
you know kronii wouldnt want you to...

>>12184466
I WOULD JOIN THIS WOMAN IN THE AFTERLIFE

>>12184368
Hell yeah! I'll be at her funeral! I'll make all the cool /infinity/ memes, like SEEEEX and paizuri to her close friends and relatives, then I'll cum on her face! If it's not open casket, that's fine too, I'll just frost the flowers!

does anyone have the VR chat model of kronii yet?

>>12184495
imagine if kronii read your posts...
she would be very sad

>>12184500
vt will give her the 21 cum salute. 21 4chan posters will shove her grieving friends and family aside and jack off into her open casket

>>12184368
Hell no. And she won't die for a very long time. I won't let her.

>>12184546
kronii... I just want to be with you you know? is it that hard to ask?

>>12184546
Then she shouldn't die then. Just don't die Kronii! Then I won't have the need to die!

>>12184586
We might have to jimmy the casket open first, so someone'll have to bring a crowbar, we could call it the krobaronii!

>>12184500
>>12184586
>>12184634
you guys are disgusting

>>12184688
First day?

>>12184688
yeah so what

I want to fuck wada

>>12184688
Yeah, that's why we're here and not in her twitter feed.

>Suicide timeloop

Watching this B4B collab makes me hope Kronii joins one of these or a L4D collab. Not really scary but Kronii might get surprised and scream a few times.

>>12185195
Iirc, she doesn't play/like fps games, does she?

>>12185322
She played Super hot tho.

>>12185322
She just said she was in the middle of RE8 when asking about RE.

>>12185358
>>12185441
Okay. I'm retarded. Either I misheard or misremembered

>>12185322
I think she just doesn't like fast paced games

>>12185649
Playing slow paced games with Kronii!
Having slow, tantric sex wirh Kronii!

>>12185479
Maybe just PvP FPS since well, she said she doesn't like competitive games.

Though also now that there's more EN, id like them to play 4v4 L4D like the JPs did with OKBR vs SENPAITACHI.

groni...

Why did this woman make me fall for her so hard? How did she even do it? I keep asking these questions to myself and I still can't get an answer...

>>12185856
D-Doing a slow waltz with Kronii...

How did this thread go so parasocial? Kronii doesn't even do GFE or anything like that

>>12186258
because I love her simple as

>>12185358
She aimed pretty terribly in there though.
It's more of a puzzle game.

After seeing how Kronii uses games as a cope, I'm worried one obnoxious zombie might introduce her to Apex, and she will turn into Chihiro, but off-stream. Kronies have to gatekeep Kronii from her.

>>12186258
Explain love real quick, champ.

>>12186339
Nah, apex isn't chill like mc or ac. She won't be invested in the game and only plays them whenever it's necessary from streaming content.

>>12186258
Teamate refugees

>>12185649
But Hades and Hollow Knight, anon. They're fast paced
>>12185963
>Maybe just PvP FPS since well, she said she doesn't like competitive games.
Okay, this is a bit vindicating

>>12186258
Lust turned to love anon

>>12186442
>Teamate refugees
>Ex-deadbeats
Well which one is it?

>>12186339
Fuck off, SEAmonkey. We won't fight your battles for you.

From her story about her eyes, i swear to god. The amount of guys being shot down by her must be triple digits. Fuck, its so hard when you fell in love with a perfect women

>>12186258
VTuber board, anon, there is no healthy people here

>>12186258
lethal balance of SEX, gap moe, relatability, and savebait
the only way to win kronii's game is to not play

>>12186520
Which story was that again?

>>12186499
The latter is a global meme because they think Kronii is Mori 2.

>>12186534
There's no such thing as savebait, saviourfags are just insane.

>>12186554
Last night during the DARQ SC reading. Use the previous thread to use timestamp, it was I think the last Gabe seething cause he sent a message she noticed

>>12186520
And the best part is she disnt know about it until chat said so.

>>12186520
I can guarantee she likely has never had to shoot anyone down

>>12186634
>Instinctual urges of protection present in most normal men
>insane
Ok

>>12186777
The instincts are not telling you to protect Kronii specifically. Just a potentially breeding ground for your genes.

>>12186653
All those words when you could've just given a timestamp.

>>12186850
>You don't want to have sex with Kronii. You just want to fill her womb with semen and produce a child to carry on your genetic legacy.

>>12186520
>"my eyes drag people into the darkness"
if that's a direct quote from someone she knew it doesn't sound like much of a compliment, but maybe it's just how she interpreted people saying her eyes were deep/enchanting/whatever

>>12186931
Exactly

After listening to Ed Sheeran's new song, I can imagine Kronii singing that.

>>12186691
The dude that complimented her in hs is one already.

>>12186258
Gabe was the worst kind of a gosling teamate before he left Ame for the most pathetic of reasons, and now he's galvanizing this entire thread.

>>12186961
This, she was joking about after an SC complimented her eyes, nothing deeper to it

>kronii received eye compliments in time academy
>i received eye compliments when i was in high school and didn't know how to respond
i cannot describe exactly how much WE ARE

>>12186931
>he's not willing to provide their sperm donation for Kronii and Mumei's kid

>>12187063
are you a girl by any chance anon :^)

>>12187243
i have long hair and eyelashes, full lips, and a jiggly ass, but no

>>12180966
Twilight had a bit of a resurgence recently, with people rediscovering it while in lockdown. The general consensus is that Twilight hate was more of a meme than anything else, the books are bad but not offensively so, and certainly not the "worst ever" or whatever. Also, SJWs now started attacking it for pedophilia or whatever, interesting how much the times have changed since those days.

>>12187063
Thats a nice, prompt! Cute! Complimenting Kronii's eyes and she acts all cool and suave but she is monumentally embarassed!
Holy fuck, you reminded me of a time just before I started dating my first GF when she told me "I love your eyes when you look at me like that", I smiled and just continued and she said "If you keep doing it I'll have to kiss you to stop" Fuck you

>>12187423
Did you kiss her?

>>12187423
sorry lol

JWU Will watch the VOD in like 10 hours so how was it? anything to look for?

>>12187295
Any hole's a goal. Now lube up.

>>12187423
Whoreanon...

>>12187423
Damn son your gf had more game than you did.

>>12187490
I'm a whore. Yes.
after we got off the bus and before she went home, she grabbed my hand and pulled my head down for a snog, was my first kiss and gf

>>12187733
I'm a quiet person pureez ahndastan

>>12187063
>Kronii received eye compliments
>Anon received eye compliments
>I received eye compliments from a guy
We are, but I don't want to be.

>>12187795
you got some mighty nice eyes anon
let me in

>>12187795
I want to cum on your eyes

>>12187835
>>12187856
Yamero.

Stop being gay

>>12187937
I'll cum on your eyes too

oh, the thread didn't 404 while I was asleep
that's a first

with how many WE AREs this thread gets i wonder how popular any of the Kroniis (male) in this thread would be as chuubas
how much of kronii is only endearing because she's a girl?

>>12187937
I want to tie this anon up, suck his cock, then penetrate his tight little boy pussy until he is a crying mess

>>12187964
I don't think I'll watch kronii is she was a guy she'll remind me to much of myself also a guy cannot fill the hole in my heart sorry

>>12187964
Pretty sure that's it, straight men won't be interested in you for obvious reasons and women generally have higher standards than men

>>12187964
Donate me a good PC and I will be your personal Markiplier.

>>12188139
>women generally have higher standards than men
lol
lmao

>>12187559
Kinda boring, maybe you'll find the superchat reading have some interesting info I guess.

>>12188369
I agree with this anon though?

>>12188369
I mean here you are gosling for a woman that:
>doesn't really go outside
>barely eats to the point where her own manager gets concerned
>likely doesn't exercise either
>has a completely wrecked sleep schedule
>is addicted to video games
>was bullied throughout her school life
>probably has some form of clinical depression
>goes on autistic tangents about the things she likes even when nobody really asked her to
These are all endearing traits for me, but try having that kind of lifestyle and finding a girlfriend. Maybe you can do it, but it's going to take a lot of work.

>>12188497
>>doesn't really go outside
>>barely eats to the point where her own manager gets concerned
>>likely doesn't exercise either
>>has a completely wrecked sleep schedule
>>is addicted to video games
>>was bullied throughout her school life
>>probably has some form of clinical depression
>>goes on autistic tangents about the things she likes even when nobody really asked her to
where do I find girl like this in my country...

>>12188497
GOD, WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT

>>12188692
how do you feel about breaking and entering?

>>12188497
Holy fuck she's exactly what I look for in women AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12188497
>and finding a girlfriend.
Yeah because Kronii has such an easy time finding a boyfriend, /r9k/-kun.
Most of those things aren't negative or unattractive traits in anyone. Of course it's hard to meet people if you don't go out and meet people, but there's countless folks out there that would kill to find someone passionate about games without being a weird freak about it or that can go on autistic rants about the things they love. Keeping up conversation is hard for introverts and someone that can fill the silence between you by earnestly sharing their world is great.

You queers are too down on yourselves because you've unironically surrendered to the myopic worldview of your highschool bullies. You aren't teenagers anymore; the real world isn't a hormonal school playground. YOU can look past Kronii's depression because the rest of the list are nothing but positives to you, and I promise you that you are no more compassionate, intelligent or horny than the average Jill and Joe.

>>12188497
so if women who tick all those boxes find success by becoming vtubers, where do their male equivalents find it?
please anything i have no path in life and nothing i enjoy doing

>>12188778
will do it if the house owner is Ouro Kronii, the time warden herself

>>12188497
She is perfection!

>>12188846
Here's the thing though, things like a shitty sleep schedule, a terrible diet, and having a video game addiction to the point where you spend over twelve hours playing a single game may be endearing traits, but they're also objectively unhealthy ones.
I'm fat. That's an obvious sign of a poor diet. Is anyone gonna look at me and say "oh my god WE ARE"? No, not really, they're going to go "oh, that guy's fat". They might not judge me for it, but I'm going to have through a lot of pretty normal people to find someone who can look past that. I'm not really complaining about being fat, I know it's something I can and have been trying to work on... but that's the point, isn't it? It's not something that just makes you cute, that you can go 'ahaha that just makes you who you are', it's an unhealthy thing that you have to work past.
Also a lot of people just THINK they like depressed people but functionally relationships like that tend to collapse sooner than later.

>>12189049
Some people are attracted to depression in a I CAN SAVE HER kind of way, which is what's happening here.

>>12189049
>oh nyo I'm fat
If it really mattered that much to you, you could fix it. But I'll level with you, do you have any fucking idea how many american women are overweight? YOU unironically ARE

And I'll let you in on a secret I know more women that are into hefty guys than not. HIM BIG is an incredibly common kink

wait why am I seeng logic in this thread wtf get that shit out of here

>>12188386
thanks ourobro, yeah the game screenshot doesn't catch my attention, will put it on the background later

>>12189049
Lose weight, fatass

>>12189049
haha ur fat haha fatso

>>12189049
>people just THINK they like depressed people but functionally relationships like that tend to collapse sooner than later
big this. wish someone had told me this before i dated a depressed girl
i'm at the point where i know in practice a relationship between kronii and i would just hurt both of us more in the long run, but i want to live alongside her because if she can make it so can i. r-right?