/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12159600
I want to fuck this hag

>>12159600
I love to fuck this hag

>>12159600
If you really loved her you would already have 3 kids with her.

>>12159746
I'm trying

>>12159901
>Trying to conceive for 2 years with Mio!
>Doctor's appointment with Mio!
>Being told it's too late with Mio!
>Comforting Mio!
>Getting donor eggs from Ayame with Mio!
>Losing the baby with Mio!
>Getting donor eggs from Ayame again and having Subaru be the surrogate with Mio!
>Raising your test tube abomination with Mio!

>>12160157
>Loving your test tube animation as if it had been birthed from Mio with Mio!
>Watching him grow up with Mio!
>Have a happy family with Mio!
>Grow old with Mio!
>be asked if you're dissapointed that she couldn't give you children by Mio!
>Say that you love Mio!
>Say that in your next life you're gonna pump 7 kids into Mio!
>Die and be burried next to Mio!

>>12160157
>>12160318
impressive. but you seem to have left out all the parts where I breed Mio.

>>12160157
>>12160318
All this is on the assumption that you're not also shooting blanks...

>>12160606
Shooting blanks is incredibly rare comparatively to the difficulties women face with conception once they hit 35 or so.

she'll puke on you

>>12159600
cunny mio is better

>>12165088
I agree our daughter is cute, but Mommy Mio is the main course.

>>12160157
Is this why ayame never streams?

>>12165671
Yeah, busy giving an egg delivery service to hags that can't have children with me

>>12165660
what is the dessert?

>>12160157
>>12160318
beautiful. i wish i could live this life of protecting my hag from tragedy

>>12159600
I want to cum on her armpits

>>12160318
>Your surrogate child requiring a transplant only you can give with Mio!
>Realizing that the convoluted series of steps you took to spawn your Franken-child means you can't donate with Mio!
>Living in a hellscape of already scarcely-available organ donors combined with Covid-related staff shortages with Mio!
>Watching your only child (not even your child) die while the light in Mio's eyes goes out...with Mio!

>>12160318
>>12173433

no thanks, but she's very entertaining

All my life I've been told about "the wall" but why are hags such a goddamn gift to mankind? Have I been deceived?

>>12173274
Based and same

>>12160157
>trying to conceive

If a woman is over 30 you need to fuck her 3 times a day when ovulating, 5 times if over 35. This is why people fail to conceive, because men don't have the semen.

>>12174660
This is also why women are their horniest at this age.

>>12173659
>All my life I've been told about "the wall"
WE DON'T NEED NO
IMPREGNATION
WE DON'T NEED NO
BIRTH CONTROL
NO EJACULATION IN THE OLD WOMB
BREEDERS LEAVE THEM HAGS ALONE

HEY! BREEDERS! LEAVE THEM HAGS ALONE!

>>12159600
Your wife is very lovely, anon!

>>12174737
Basically the problem is people don't fuck enough and then pay 100,000 dollars to talk to a doctor to ask what the problem is, whne the problem is they're not fucking enough. If you're 35 and your wife is 35 and you don't mind weird kids (most anons are weird) then fuck 5 times a day and make babies.

>>12173659
Because most women who are 30 say they're 20, most women who are 45 say they're 30. This is why the Wall seems much bigger than it actually is- actual, old, hags are lying.

>>12164641
kinky

>>12160157
Serious question, IF you're gonna do the whole donor-surrogate route why can't you just fuck the surrogate directly and have her sign a "you are legally not the mom fuck you child support" contract?

>>12177523
You don't get to cuddle with pregnant Mio that way

>>12177523
Honestly I don't know apart from that the egg quality/genetic makeup of the surrogate's eggs might not be desirable, plus most egg donors do not wish to be surrogates themselves

>>12177523
>Subaru signs up to be surrogate for Mio
>She doesn't realize it entails having sex with (You)
Now this is a doujin concept I can get behind.

>>12159600
That isn't a hag, that's a wolf.
You must listen to her howling.

>>12159600
me too wolfbro

You guys are just exaggerating about her nearing her menopause, right?

>>12166469
older Mio!

>>12180112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsyN9zyQqck&ab_channel=AraAraSayonara%5BVtuberClips%5D

>>12173659
When women cease to be beautiful outside, they strive to become beautiful on the inside.

I'M SO GODDAMN HORNY FOR HAGS AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>12184259
based and hagpilled

>>12182328
lol, lmao

based

>>12175072
Thanks anon, you made me pick up my bass agian

>>12182328
no, which is why we must hurry up

everyone in this thread is Okayu

This whole thread is why some people shouldn’t be mothers if you’re just going to abandon your kid and leave him at an early age just to comment on SEAnig basking weaving forum site

>>12177523
Surrogacy and egg donors don't always go hand in hand. Generally speaking your wife probably won't be comfortable with you having sex with someone both of you probably know. Parentage laws also vary wildly by country and most of the time the woman who gave birth to the child has the ultimate say in their fate even if contracts are signed. This might come as a surprise to you but signatures and contracts can just be dismissed by a judge in court if they feel like it. In my example, Subaru is the legal mother of the child at the time of birth even though she doesn't share any genetic information with it.

>>12194386
okay but when is elira turning into a hag

>>12173659
3D =/= 2D.

>>12194581
She sounds like she's the same age as me so give her like 5-ish years? Shell make an amazing hag.