/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

that was the most just in time I have ever been
anyways,
>>12084337
so yeah I'm an expert on this shit because adjustments are at 3:05pm for me where I am wagecucking.
The autotrader works per instance, and nothing prevents you from logging in from multiple IPs. Your cooldowns however are per account.
This means, you can set up 2 autotraders with different sets of coins and they could buy in different 5 minute intervals in theory.
This also means, if you are trading set A from home and set up set B from somewhere else, set B will overwrite set A only where it coincides (where it's the same coins), effectively not fucking up anything.
If you have coins from set B also in set A, set A's cooldown will reset to that of set B because of those coins.
Either way, there is no funny business happening like one set buying the other set selling due to the shared cooldowns.
The only dangerous thing is amounts. If Set A aims to get 480 coins and set B aims for 500 and now you start both, set A will flip into trying to SELL while set B still buys. Once you reach 500 set B will deactivate that coin while set A is still active. From there on, they'll fight for the right number until you intervene, costing you potentially infinite money if not manually stopped.

>>12080562
All we have to do is beg honk, the mats are all in the pinned mega.
I picked this instead of her ears because the bones were underwhelming, we could also do the ears I guess. Find me a nice PNG

I love Konnui!

>>12092138
Konnui love!

>>12092196
Me too.

>>12092138
God, I love Konnui so much it is unreal.

>>12091273

Late good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>12093198
what the fuck it's actually kinda about the game for once

>>12093236

This threads deserves the bubbles.
Sorry for being late.
Avg. coin price is $8,554.75

>>12093232
Hi

>>12093919
Konyappi

>>12092138
I love Konnui!

Fuck oshicoiners.
AMA

>>12094183
>la la la la la oh my oshi had good numbers
>time to buy her anyways
>everyone selling her makes MORE money on average thanks to me
yeah let me just piss on your market real quick...

Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong with nasfaq?

>>12094287
The devs not banning konnui and his alt

>>12094287
nothing, the service is provided for absolutely free as in free beer, people like it enough we've had daily threads for half a year soon and aside from the very loud doomposters a lot of people plan to stay or still have goals to complete or fight towards, what's the problem again?

>>12093993

>>12094561
20k and 20%

>>12094549
the problem is there's an oshichanger on my board and I cant do anything about it.

>>12094630
we can at least be collectively mad about it, show us to the faggot

>>12094646
well at the very least I took something from him, as little as it seems now.
also half of the board is dead where are my other frens

>>12094836
wow he can pride himself on having been beaten by someone with significantly less money to the 10k I think I'd rope

>>12094836
I think the fact that he is a cd fucker is worse than being an oshichanger

>>12094265

>>12094947
In that case big plans is much worse. dancer showed the tip of his dick while drunk, big plans shared multiple full dick pics while perfectly sober

>>12094947
oshichanging is a violation of morals, cd fucking is a moment of passion.

>>12095019
>shared multiple full dick pics while perfectly sober
He what?

>>12095037
Yes. It's what truly started the dick pic arc

>>12094287
The decline in player-based volatility was probably a large chunk of what went wrong. The game is still sort of fun, it's just not something that's worth putting a lot of time and thought into anymore. I want to come back every hour adjusting my sales, etc. I want to use accessible bursts of autism, not a bunch of long-term spreadsheets.

Rent free

>>12096011
>lost to a poor

>>12096011
>Lost to some average Joe.

>>12096058
How dare you use my own posts against me

>>12096333
NTA, but checked!

Why are you like this? Dancer might have had a few slip ups here and there but that's all in the past, you need to learn how to move on, he's a cool guy, my favorite player in fact

>>12096630
He's certainly up there, think about the CD dick. That wasn't any gay attention shit, it was a drunk man bestowing a gift upon the thread. That was the funniest shit I've seen all year, and it's done nothing but improve my opinion of him. Natural comedian. Favourite though? I couldn't say.

>>12096630
t. Dancer

>>12096630
Dancer is a fucking faggot. He should kys asap.
>Oshi changer
>CD dick
>Pomu poster
>Got beaten by Joe
>Huge faggot in general
>The worst player in the game

>>12097087
>Loves his new wife more than the majority of people love their own
>The only funny & acceptable dickpost
>Incredibly based
>Took it like a champ
>Can't argue with that one
>In the top 10 for a reason

>>12097190
>In the top 10 for a reason
Only because you heartlessly dumped your old "oshi" after she made you moon

>>12097190
>Loves his new wife more than the majority of people love their own
>12% market share
Cope, Dancer. The only thing you love is money.

I dumped all of my oshi's coins and put them into shib, sorry.

>>12097246
>He thinks I'm dancer
I'm not even in the top 30, but I do know that was many months ago. He's managed to keep a good position than many. He would not be in the top 10 today if he didn't put a lot of effort in.

>>12097190
>Loves his new wife more than the majority of people love their own
>In the top 10 for a reason
The actual reason why you changed oshi is cus Konnui and Tower kept beating you in the leaderboard and you couldn't keep up. Therefore you dumped your shitcoin of an "oshi" to start climbing again.

How do i dump my oshi and climb to top 10?

>>12097394
start playing 7 months ago

>>12097394
Start demanding a reset

>>12097394
That was an early signup bonus, not available anymore

>>12097246
oh nyooooo, the six hour moon that everyone profited from before she fell even lower than she was before

>>12097497
>everyone
Only lolibaba and dancer mooned because of it, most people didn't see it coming and didn't profit from it

>>12097563
>Only lolibaba and dancer
I saw it coming too, and I'm sure quite a few others did.

>>12097421
>>12097443
>>12097463
cool, but i still hate my current oshi. what's the best way to go about selling all of it and get better coins to climb towards top 10/20?

Dear nigger dancer
You can suck my dick.
>t. me

>>12097640
stop buying your oshi and sell her instead and just buy mori pekora hololive and marine, no downsides to any of these coins

>>12097640
for people wondering why i hate my current oshi is because i found out she is a whore, i do not support whores.

>>12097670
who's your current oshi

>>12097640
>my current oshi
You've never had an oshi to begin with.

>>12097667
but her current price is lower than my MPP

>>12097670
Ayame?

>>12097667
Fuck metagame players.
AMA

>>12097684
a known whore.

>>12097670
Ina?

>>12097719
Suisei?

>>12097719
Mumei?

>>12097689
if you bought her during inflation it doesn't even matter, you're not getting those prices back for at least a couple more months. otherwise if you want to succeed just buy more pekora, holo, marine. mori

>>12097719
Ayame?

>>12097563
The first video went up a few hours before adjustment IIRC, so people had an entire day to catch up. She went up a tonne from buys that day, graph says 1400-2000 but all time is pretty useless for anything that old, game was barely 3 weeks old. Anyone can check their net worth changes 26th-29th of April to see it.

>>12097833
It was but the game just wasn't as figured out as today. Most people either didn't catch on that the video spam would cause a big moon or caught on late. I remember the thread not really realizing what was happening, and only lolibaba and dancer having a big moon from having the biggest stacks. There was probably a couple more, but definitely not "everyone"

Blah blah blah, someone posts a dick already

>>12097722
>>12097726
>>12097730
>>12097756
all of them are indeed whores

How do i get top 20 in 4 days?

>>12098108
get 888 ina

>>12098108
more marine

>>12098108
Sell everything and bog the youtube severs, that way everyone will drop except for you since you have your networth in liquid

>>12098108
Convince Rushia to do masturbation ASMR tomorrow and Thursday.

>>12098108
wait is rushia the whore?

>>12098298
unrelated

Why are they like this?

>>12098218
I wouldn't survive that

>>12098108
Why do you own so much Flare

>>12100436
Because not only i deeply love gen 3, i think it's the best gen.

*SUMMONS DEV*
>*SUMMONS DEV*
AUCTION DOKO, SUKI CHU CHU

>>12100615

>>12100615
I CAN SEE YOU

AZKi stream, onegai...

>page 9

>>12104497
Today was crab day, also midweek.

But for some actual content, I have a question for devs. Why is the /trade API object an array of coins but the /getMarketInfo?all object not an array of coins? It's just a huge list of coin objects. I'm probably the only one that's bothered by this honestly.

post it

buy octonia...

>>12105747
>19:00:01

>>12105727
Weakness.

Cypher is toying with me, I know he could out buy me if he really wanted to. I live in constant fear. Why 4444, what do the numbers mean Cypher?

>>12106658
You're like 3k ahead of cypher

>>12107055
Thats a 5 day difference on 5x multicoin if I buy 144 per day, he can eat the tax and I cant.

>>12107390
Do you really think for a godamn second that cypher is going to buy into a 6k shitcoin 144x5 for 5 days straight?
If you buy over cypher he'll only keep buying if it's profitable.

>>12101732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPrLhyWnObQ

Hi spastic here is there penalties for 5x selling?

>>12107593
How am I supposed to know how the rich think man, from down here they all look like sadistic vultures. (And Lunas div percentage has been hovering around %15 all week so it has been profitable to buy and hold but keep that on the DL)

I'M BACK AND I'M TAKING BACK MY THRONE

>>12107762
Am rich, can confirm, the only fun left in this game is fucking over the poor

>>12107708
55% tax on each 5x Sale.
It's retarded to multisell unless you need the money NOW more than you need money.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 4,378,800, a 1.47% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 76,821. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 257,373 shares, or 5.88% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 9,451 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 41):
>Fauna :: +5.2%
>Nene :: +4.8%
>IRyS & Kronii :: +4%
>Subaru & Korone :: +3.9%
>Nabi :: +3.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Aki :: -5.3%
>Mel :: -4.5%
>Nachoneko :: -2.5%
>Ayamy :: -2.1%
>Botan :: -2%

15 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $86,729.95, which is an increase of 2.43% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $45,969,769,261.81, which is an increase of 6.21% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $10,498.26. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $3,981,449,639.61 in total market value, or 8.66% of market value.
>Nabi currently has the lowest value, at $74,375,115.18 in total market value, or 0.16% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 37):
>Calliope :: +27%
>Subaru :: +25.7%
>Amelia :: +16.8%
>Aki :: +16.5%
>Rushia :: +16.2%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 20):
>Baelz :: -27.8%
>IRyS :: -24.4%
>Korone :: -20.6%
>Shion :: -15.5%
>Kronii :: -12.4%

26 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $31,346,992, which is a decrease of 52.82% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $53,397,465.10 today, a decrease of 33.50% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 29):
>Nachoneko :: +5.5%
>Aqua :: +4%
>Fubuki :: +2.5%
>Roboco :: +2.4%
>Suisei & Calliope :: +2%
>Flare :: +1.7%
>Towa :: +1.3%
>Ina'nis & IRyS :: +1.1%
>Ayamy :: +0.8%
>Gura :: +0.6%

28 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>12108689
I always forget that Aki is a slut

>>12109070
>Builds Mukirose and tells chat "This is what you need to look like if you want to date me"
>Teaches belly dancing in 3D members streams
>Corrects lewd poses for the camera during birthday 3D streams' posing segment
>Enchants EOPs by calling them "boy" in the most honeyed way possible
That's HIGH CLASS slut to you.

Hello!
Another week has passed and it is again time to review the top 100!

This and the following 3 posts will be side-by-side comparisons of the last week's top 100 with the current top 100. Just like last time, the previous week's rankings are on the left, and the current ones on the right side of the image.

All data is from between the hour 19 and hour 20 of this evening.

First, the ranks 1 to 25

>>12110162
Here are the ranks 26 to 50

>>12097833
>>12097990
People thought she mooned already with 140k views and got crabbed at adjustments. You had to check her channel to see how many views those videos actually brought in. The spike at the end was when poistats got updated.

>>12110162
Here are the ranks 51 to 75

forgor to spoiler last image fuck

>>12110162
And lastly, here are the ranks 76 to 100!

Congratulations to all those who have climbed up the ranks!
We wish you all a profitable next week!

>>12109070
all holos are whores

Sell your Towa. I need the market share. She's going down at adjustment and will not give good divvies this week at all.

>>12105727

>>12110162
Plans...

>>12120660
weren't so big after all huh

i want to have se- no i want to BREED haachama i want the haato side of her brain to have to deal with the haachama side being happy taking loving nut after loving missionary happy nut then going through the long pregnancy and feeling the kicks haachama stll being loved and doted on then giving birth and seeing haachamas children grow up while trapped in her body while her corpse still just gets eaten by the cockroaches just left next to her last meal of tarantulas and maggots

been sperging out all day organizing some older music.
the lack of hi-res artwork to (embed) in some of these MFSL albums pissed me off so much I made my own fucking MFSL artwork, with blackjack, and hookers. here's the shitpost I made with it before I actually tried adding any real album art to it...

>>12119960
dont believe their lies

>>12120624
now i want to know the biggest taxpayer at the game? post please

>>12124187
prolly cypher, this is from the mid-30s

>>12119960
I will now buy more Towa.

>>12123792
>>12124485
Death. To both of you.

Night

https://pastebin.com/HKp9jqAf
A Rushia unlist for today

>>12125753
For that, i am going to 5x Towa until adjustment and lower your share % even more.

>>12127016
I can't believe KoroneSuki is fucking dead

>>12125753
you reveal your hand you only want us to sell towa so you get her cheaper

>>12127045
Oh nyooooo
>>12127611
Anon, I have not looked at Towa’s price at all for the past month, I leave my autotrader on regardless.

>>12127611
Do you have ANY idea how much help this guy's financial advice has brought me? I haven't bought Towa for 5 months and I'm doing very well for myself. Consider listening. Why would he lie every single day? Do you really think this is some sort of elaborate scam? Are you retarded?

>>12127016
Koronesuki...

>>12130265
>Towa shares are still going up
Explain this. There are more Towa shares than actual good coin shares.

>>12130342

Is /nasfaq/ interested in participating in Divegrass Before Christmas 3? It's an invitational that's open for all teams to join. So far we have /hlgg/, /hfz/, and /yubicraft/ "representing" the board. I was going to ask Plans directly, but he was offline + he's most likely busy with /bant/ stuff and I didn't want to bother him.

>>12132464
If someone is gonna take the role of manager yeah

>>12132464
BIG PLANS please do it even if you ran away with our money

>>12132464
>>12132617
Nevermind, just read that he's busy. Please someone become our new manager.
Maybe we could discuss about it properly this time so we can stop putting the blame on someone.

>>12132637
Big failures tried to groom me. He deserve all the blame, also he is a nigger

>>12132667
>Big failures tried to groom me. He deserve all the blame
>>also he is a nigger
Okay, maybe he really is the one to blame for everything

>>12132617
>[Deleted]

https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1453588806808977410?s=21
BUY BUY BUY

>>12132686
i raped big plans its not his fault

>>12132464
we already have something right? those with actually modelling skills can just refine it unless you guys plan to add something

>>12132813
We need to change a good amount of players. We rarely use or reference half of the things in our team

>>12132867
i want nasfaqg to join but my opinion doesnt matter because i can't contribute. I recommend in listing our characters though for a start with pics for ref if possible

>>12132925
We could probably take some good choices from the /nasfagg/ CAH deck and think of a reference after taking some from there. We really need to include player references more since we rarely use game references now, specially CD sombrero

>>12132984
>player references
not this timeloop again

I'm still willing to help out but I absolutely will not pull an all-nighter to fix shit again.

>>12133011
Even /wvt/ realized they were wrong to not include player references because they thought it'll be weird and wrong but instantly regretted it after seeing other teams

what cup are we supposed to join btw? the december 3 cup?

>>12133180
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Divegrass_Before_Christmas_3:_Gotta_Go_Fast_Edition

Just put the team name and a short phrase. Just copy the format from any team in the edit page.

>>12133180
Divegrass Before Christmas 3. Good chance /jp/'s /hlg/ will be participating too.

looking at the rosters, i have the feeling that /vt/ will flood this one

>>12133216
That's just extra motivation for all the /vt/ teams especially /hlgg/ to show up and put on a good showing.
>>12133221
The invitational just got announced midday yesterday. When more people find out about it'll start getting populated by other types of teams.

>>12133252
I really hope /hlg/ participates. I just want to see /hlg/ vs /hlgg/ because /vt/ vs /jp/ seems impossible to happen

>>12133252
>/hlgg/
>being good
Kek.

>>12133394
I'm trying my best anon. PES and it's fucky menus screwed up my tactics. Next /vt/ league I'll have all 3 of my presets.

>>12133581
>/nasfaqg/
>/become/
>managers plays nasfaq and visits nasfaq threads
>and now /hlgg/
So that pretty much confirms managers who goes here suck big balls at managing

>>12133627
Essentially

Ok, let's discuss which players can or should be replaced.

>fucking hoshiyomis
There is only two hoshiyomis left. One is remembered more for being oshichanger and his love of CD disk. The other one is Joe, and let's be real, everybody loves Joe. So I think this meme is dead.
>/api/deleteOwnAccount
>buy octoina
>BUY PENDING
>smiNENEm
>Watanoff
Those are all obsolete. Last two especially.

>>12133581
If /hlgg/ loses I'm gonna takeover luna's oshiboard

>>12133810
>Last two especially
Philistine. Absolute philistine.

>>12133810
buy octoina...

>>12133810
do we even have something to add though?
top of my head
>word cloud
>doomposters
>saviorfagging (koronesuki)
>useless report
>drawfags? aggie?
also remove HOUR NINETEEN.

>>12133991
Maybe lorepost can be added instead of hour nineteen? Since it was born because hour nineteen died

>>12133991
Well, there is
>post 'em
and the bibi-graphs.
And then there's also
>I ain't sellin'
which is also a good one.

>>12133810
>(embed)
>smiNENEm
>Watanoff
>BUY PENDING
>/api/deleteOwnAccount
Is just a memory from the past now, maybe replace deleteOwnAccount with doomposting or abayo superchat
>fucking hoshiyomis
no longer true, except for dancer
>buy octoina
Just replace it with Nino
>RED TOMORROW RED TODAY
>SUSAN
Put it on the main players because that's our current market is
>BIG FAT DIVIDENDS
is it still even fat?
>Haaton-V
dead

>>12133991
Polka Schizo
Dead thread, Dead game

>>12133810
Dev Summons (modeled as AZKi obviously).

>>12134245
>first spoiler
If we start referencing specific people, then we can easily replace all of the dead memes. Question is, will it be worth it?
>second spoiler
This can work, I think.

>>12134323
That's a good one

>>12134098
>I ain't sellin'
Will they be cardboard box with this image or static model of this

I demand that equipable leaderboard tails be added to the gacha and possibly the ability to equip multiple if not all of them at once.

>>12134472
We have multiple versions of it, right? Then we could use the box and put them all on different sides. But that's just my take on it, maybe someone has better idea.

>>12133991
How about "Konnui Love"

>>12133991
Let's add josei cunny

>94% memory usage
>Edge only showing 700mb used but very high power usage
>closed edge
>goes down to 66%
ms. honk, explain

>>12135109
Bitcoin miner

How about "Devchama Summoning" as a player, the model is just Azki in an occult robe?

>>12135680
I SUPPORT THIS

I want to rape Rushia

>>12136093
filename related

>>12136173
4 more days, only devs can save you now if they can force honk to release the crafting before next month

>WU
>Seeing /nasfaq/ talking about divegrass
>Don't have management skills, nor free time
Good luck whoever steps up at management of the team

Do people even like Rushia and Shion for their personality? I feel like 90% of their fanbase made up of pedophiles.

>>12136761
>personality
what is rushia/shion personality again?

>>12136761
kys

>>12136761
shion's fanbase are pedo's, rushia's fanbase are gfe autists.

>>12136761
Nice b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

>>12100615
Soon™. Backend code is done and under revision. Frontend is at its last stages, honk posted some screenshots some threads ago.
>>12135680
I support this

-Dev the third

>>12136761
>>12136822
I'm not sure about the others but I'm more into Shion yo's personality than her design. Sure her design is really cute and EROI but it's mainly the mesugaki for me. Her banter with the fan is really just a refreshing thing, her fans doesn't really hold back with the banter and with the questions, which she really doesn't mind, rather, she also doesn't hold back on us with her remarks, it's just really fun and always puts a smile on my face. I also feel that she's more opened with her fans or members than the other holos.
She's usually active with her community posts and update us on things like what she did today, or what she's planning to do. She will also usually do a member stream if she's signing cards for merchs.
Just the other day, she asked her members for their daily/usual complains and she was giving us advice for it. Not the best one to ask advices and her advices aren't the best but it was what I expected to come from her.
It's a refreshing thing to see compared to the usual fan interactions of either one way bullying or always being kind to their oshi.
Of course, I'm really bias when it comes to Shion yo

>>12133810
Ily2 anon

I don't like either

>>12133810
Add joe and make her obese and naked

Ohhh I have to take a shit

>>12137484
Share it loser

>>12137380
That I can di

>1448 is a multiple of 8
We must secure a future for the existence of Takodachis.

>>12137710
Where do you get 1448 from?

>>12137710
>1448
https://files.catbox.moe/6kzx25.mp4
Add another 40, buddy. It'll still work.

i think i love nene

>>12137849
>yes!

>>12137934
I know I love Nene, it feels pretty good right?

>>12137849
The only part that actually matters is the 14 words "We must secure the existence of our Takodachi and a future for Ninomae Ina'nis"

>>12137953
Anon, I was trying to say that it's 88, not 48. Adjust your autotrader accordingly!

post 'em

>>12138060
I was quoting your catbox file you peanut

>>12138112
And I was saying 1488 kill all -etc etc.

>>12137849
I thought this was a pixascanvas image at first from the thumbnail

>>12138105
MAJOR. GAINS.

>>12138105

>>12133627
/become/‘s team is dead by the way, unless someone wants to revive the team.

>>12138469
/become/ dead

>>12138105

Good morning, I am buying Towa. Hope you all don't buy any Towa today as she hasn't streamed a lot this past week.

>>12138851
>Buying Towa when you're not oshicoining her
Can you imagine?

>>12139039
You'd be surprised.

>>12133810
>new IP
>garbage opinions
kys
>>12133991
>word cloud
no. t. word cloud poster
>doomposters
maybe? koone as doog
>saviorfagging (koronesuki)
no
>useless report
put Choco-sensei in as F.U.C.K.
>drawfags? aggie?
no
>also remove HOUR NINETEEN.
kys
>>12134245
>Polka Schizo
kys

>>12133810
Is history nothing to you? Keep the roster as it is.

>>12139255
nta but I think changing rosters a little every match is also one fun way. It's also a way to let the others that the general is at least changing

>>12139319
>It's also a way to let the others know that the general is at least changing
is what I meant to say

>>12139319
The general changing has not been a good thing.

>>12139388
The general not changing generally just means it's on a constant loop and is, or dead

>thread is full of neon nazis

I still buy my Ina in intervals of 8.

>>12140429
I fear the day where we can buy coins 8 at a time for an 80% price hike. I fear it because I would actually consider using it for Inacoin.

>>12140532
>ribbon

>>12140622
You see something you like?

>>12139255
History is cool, but the team should represent the board's culture. And for some players on the roster it's just not the case anymore.
I personally don't think we have enough new memes to replace all of the old ones. But the most ancient ones should go.

>>12133898
nene trying to blink out the cum in her eye to no avail cause my cum is so thick and plastered all over her face

>>12140429
>Buying Ina
Are you fucking retarded?

>>12141223

>>12141223
eating a weeks worth of tomatoes before plastering my load on nene's face making my cum tomato scented

>>12141275
>He doesn't buy Ina
Stay poor.

>>12141334
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Popping cherry tomato after cherry tomato into Nene's tight butthole like demented anal beads.

>>12141345
Sorry, I dont buy shitcoins.

KIARA DOXXING HERSELF LIVE ON CAMERA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12140680
You think this is a game you faggot? I'm gonna plow that slutty asshole of yours until you femboy brain can think of nothing but my dick.

>>12141780
>implying ribbon is related to femtako

>>12132740
if you didn't already buy mio a bit every single fucking day since Mikochi announced sports festival 2021 you didn't understand the game, at all.

>>12141780
But I'm not a femboy, or even a Tako. You really think just because I buy octoina that I'm any of those two things? You fell for the bait hook, line and stinker. You've been officially fooled, bamboozled, tricked. I took advantage of you. You fool. You brainlet. You retard. You've been had.
Also, the ribbon isn't even a femtako thing. Come on man.

>>12141919
talking a lot of shit for a man having an oshi who's scared of a red fruit

>>12141974
>scared of a red fruit
You mean sensible?

>>12142007
You mean mentally deficient?

>>12142007

>>12133810
there's three hoshiyomi, the third one is a small one but he's on the board.
But that does make 2 real ones.
>>12139152
>useless report
>put Choco-sensei in as F.U.C.K.
useless report anon replaced top20 leaderboardwatch anon and is arguably more interesting

>>12142046
Both.
>>12142057
Go and shove a tomato up your behind, dickwad.

>>12142239
So you're telling me being mentally deficient and being scared of tomatoes are correlated? Not surprised.

>>12141874
>>12141919
>impliyng every tako isn't a femboy

>>12133810
>smiNENEm
>Watanoff
/biz/ culture we appropriated, always relevant, the props are in the mega as well.
just because nobody gives a rat's ass to discuss or at least fucking shitpost coins and market happenings anymore doesn't mean they wouldn't be relevant. and seriously, blame neurons for that - now that it is deep ingrained into everybody that the neuron tugboat will save your networth by the end of the day anyways nobody gives a flying fuck about red and green any more than "buy reds until divvies empty, sell greens when divvies empty to buy good reds".

Here's three new, relevant ideas to consider
>multicoin
MULTICOINING TOWA / I AM BUYING TOWA 5x
Towa with 5 Bibis as hats or whatever in red
>HATS / GACHA
just a png-player of a huge fucking stack of hats.
just called HATS
>TAX EVASION
I know people are already tired of it but the idea is too simple, just plaster a red superchat as a hat. Either take it from our pages or use Gura my dog died or whatever.
Things that can go:
>(embed)
literally dead joke
>BUY PENDING
kinda lame

>>12142556
>Either take it from our pages or use Gura my dog died or whatever.
I'm more than happy to drop an Akasupa in NASFAQ for this purpose.

>>12142286
Correlation does not equal causation. She simply knows what it means to like good food, while being sort of retarded.
Regardless of what you deplorables think about t*matoes and what sickening subversions you may try to spread, my oshi is faultless. At least that, I know, is true. Because of that reasoning, her hatred of the 'fruit' (it's a vegetable, labcoats) is without fault.

Good morning, I am buying Towa 5x

>>12142556
Towa mention is already fine with don't buy towa

It's Aloe's birthday today.

>>12140429
buy intervals are not a meme but a crutch.
if I was actually considering how much to fucking buy for each coin each day I'd spend even more goddamn time here so I limit my choices to 35, 70, 105 and 140 except for Ina which is 80 or bust.

I'm going to be out when I hit 20k Towa so if someone could take a screenshot for me that would be appreciated.

>>12142556
>/biz/ culture we appropriated, always relevant
Yep, that's a solid point. We should keep them in. One cannot be without the other too, a joint package sort of thing. So it's both or neither.

>>12140998
>but the team should represent the board's culture
the threads culture specifically, and that one we'll have to chisel out of fucking ruins to start with, let's be honest here.

>>12142787
here you go

>>12142848
I don't like cheater screenshots.

>>12142883
now you'll never know if what gets posted later is cheated or genuine.
Enjoy your day.

>>12142772
>except for Ina which is 80 or bust
There are other multiple of eights, do you know that?

>>12142909
You act as if I can't check the time of such post and the amount I should have at that time.

>>12139255
It's either we change the models of unchanged roster or we change the roster. Leaving them as is and participating seems really lazy, and a wasted slot.

>>12142811
I mean one COULD put them together into one player if push comes to shove, but I'm all for preserving the idea

>>12143018
Most rosters aren't really being changed and it's more of a casual tournament in the first place, not like we're fighting for the honor of /vt/ or something.

>>12143018
>lazy
We barely managed to get anything done last time, and that was with people literally taking drugs to get it done, and you say we would be lazy by keeping it and building upon it?
Sure, you do all the new models.

>>12142556
>the neuron tugboat
The what?

>>12143097
Well, it feels like such a waste to let another rare opportunity pas by and just play with untouched kits. One or two updated roster wouldn't really hurt and would be nice to see

>>12143108
>We

>>12143018
Well that's the thing, a lot of the models were blockheads due to reasons, so we could improve upon them. We could get Mio to actually move, etc. now that we have more time. I say keep the roster the same, it's a nice roster. BUY PENDING might need to come off now, but other than that I like the roster the way it is.
I think we should just build on what we already have. Don't you want to see a Bogdanoff with Watame's hair/etc and a monstrous Nenechi-Sminem hybrid on the field? Don't you want to see a full-modelled team with actual skeletons?
We should improve, not replace.

>>12143210
TMA wants to do /vt/ league 2 in January (i think), that's the only reason to even consider updating roster, we can just throw the team onto the random tournament and actually talk about roster when /vt/ league 2 is officially announced.

>>12143108
That was partly because Overinflated Machinations fucked the team by not keeping up with anything and then dropping his laptop while getting blown by a Vietnamese hooker.

>>12143234
I try to make them not throw out everything you did last time and you >we me again. And then you wonder why I fucking hate you

>>12143264
>We could get Mio to actually move, etc.
Mio's model doesn't have rigging or even a skeleton, there's a reason she's static like that.
>Bogdanoff with Watame's hair/etc and a monstrous Nenechi-Sminem hybrid on the field? Don't you want to see a full-modelled team with actual skeletons?
>We
Show some initiative and actually get some of that shit done instead of dumping it off on your proverbial "we"

I think
>we
should save koronesuki first then talk about football

>>12143362
What? I UnclePhilWe'd, right beneath you, not RisuWe. I don't even know who you are.

>>12143311
>>12143264
Fair enough, let's just change the starters for now and update the models of the roster we already have for the next league. If /nasfaqg/'s still alive by then.

>>12143436
Rushia was showing pantsu I expect a spike for him tomorrow

>>12143436
Only devs and honk could save him now. We did our best, we have no control over the market

>>12142960
if it's worth it I buy a shitton so it actually pays out

>>12142556
>just a png-player of a huge fucking stack of hats.
>just called HATS
This one doesn't necessarily have to be a PNG. "Susan" ended up being a bizarre test case showing how big a player could actually get, and the answer is "very" - that fucking vacuum cleaner extended pretty far down the pitch. No reason you can't go up too. If those hats exist in 3D anywhere then stacking them up on a stock PES model is kinda trivial. But we should totally put them on TF2 Soldier.

>>12143363
Your work's appreciated buddy, really. What, you think I'm respecting you (assuming it's you) less by saying we? If there's more than one person who's gonna work on models (sorry, not me - I don't know the first thing about modelling. My only skill that could be at all relevant is video editing and I'm not even good at that) then I'll call it 'we'. As in the thread, the community that >we built. It's going to be more than one person... Right? Again, thanks for the work. You saved our arses from shame.
Assuming that creating a skeleton is easy was possibly a terrible mistake, gomen. If it isn't, then fuck me in the ass I guess.

>>12143480
>>12143514
There actually is a way for us to inflate his networth without repurcussion.

Guess it's bad for us to give ideas about an updated team if none of us are willing to model it.
Ganbare for someone who's gonna do it.
I can't model for shit so I'll stop giving ideas.

>>12143118
>red day
>lose 20%
>everyone buys back up so it's not like you actually lose money

>>12143795
We have adjustment as our enemy, if we inflate him, overbought kicks in.

>>12143624
Nah, my bad, I went off a bit. Don't thank me all that much, it feels wrong. I was just feeding things to Tomato as quickly as he could get them into PES. He did most of the saving, I just watched and cheered him on.
>skeleton
It might actually be easy, for all I know. I could've done a better job of articulating that although >we've had a whole ton of ideas for the team ranging from awesome, to shit, to completely impossible, >we are extremely lacking when it comes to actually having the manpower/skill to bring it to life. >>12143800 just put it pretty simply while I was typing this. ABAYO was a glider for similar reasons - really cool model, no rigging or skeleton included. If the 4cc wiki is to be believed, "finding the models" is actually the hardest part, so who knows?

Here's a suggestion: the team stays the fucking same.
If (you) want another player, (you) provide a fully done model ready to go.

>>12144010
How about let's just not participate, yes?

>>12143890
Anon, there is a coin immune to adjustment and almost completely immune from overbought. It has been stealthily pumped up until now, it's time to actually save private koronesuki.

>>12144056
I don't think he has enough Civia sir

>>12144056
I feel like we've been here before, quite a few months ago. It did not end well.

>>12144132
No wonder he's poor

>>12144132
Imagine if KoroneSuki actually had a lot of Civia. We could have save him easier. We have nothing to lose too. We can just sell all our Civia once he reached rank 20.

>>12144132
He has to make a bigger investiment than other if he wants to be saved
>>12144147
If you are talking about him I can only say hr showed us something important, and it's now time for us to use it for a noble end

>>12143905
Nah, you're worthy of thanking. You did something when the majority of the thread was sitting on their hands doing nothing. My thanks are to both you and Tomato (fucking disgusting by the way). I do nothing all day and act like the ideas guy, I might try to get into modelling/making skeletons or whatever. No promises, my motivation to do anything productive at all is at an all-time low.

>>12144156
You smell funny

Guess we reached a conclusion to divegrass.
Same team, further discussions are offtopic.

>>12144010
Guess it's time to start learning blender

>>12141898
if you didn't already buy mio every single fucking day you didn't understand the game, at all.
ftfy

>>12145201
you dirty fucking liar.

>>12145243
I never said she's the coin I hold the most of, just that you should buy her

>directors hold 1409 coins total
miosha...

>>12145871
haha holy shit wtf I almost own that many Mio coins

>check the oshiboards
>Noel
>Directors own 196 coins total. 0.25% market share out of 78853 currently in circulation
What the actual fuck happened... poor Noel.

>>12146169
takeshi...

on another note, more hoshiyomis please, its just dancer and joe at this point

>>12146239
I checked all the boards and Noel's is actually the most pathetic of them all, she has the least love of any oshiboard. Even the IDs/Mamas have higher raw coin totals.

>>12146288
I really miss the early game, she was an interesting coin back then...
Reset doko

reset...

>>12146083
fyi

There's 6 boards I own more than all the directors combined and another 4 or 5 I could do in a week.

>>12146640
i really have to check if i still hold a stranglehold on most of the tiddiesboards
I LIKE TITS

>>12146843
>he likes fat
archikek

>>12146863
>tits = fat
low test baby

>>12145243
check the real oshiboard faggot

>>12146909
I
DID
>>12146519
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THOSE MENTIONED

Suiitects?

This kills the titsfags

>>12146998
believe me it also kills the flatfags

>>12146998

hello big tits are good thanks for listening to my ted talk

>>12147112
Dumb migo poster

>>12146998
Thank you for posting sex again, this may have killed titsfags but it revived my cock and balls

>>12147138
I don't even care. don't have to have you understand.

>>12147172
Yet you desperately seek for confirmation...

>>12147190
not really. stay gay.

MOM LOOK! OUR THREAD IS DYING

>>12147595
It's been dying for months, tell me something new

>>12147615
I wasn't talking about /nasfaqg/ in general but this thread, good job on missing it I guess

>>12147595
I have OC in the works, but I'm stuck in the wage cage. Best I can do is a recycle right now, unless somebody else wants a crack at it.

>>12147615
It you write nasfaq backwards you get qafsan, or rather qaf-san which is an intended pun on the hit TV show Queer as Folk (qaf for short) in which a group of homesexual friends face off against daily life struggles.
This was obviously a pun by Ms. Honk since everyone in this fucking thread seems to be a raging homesexual, bet you didn't know that one

>>12094183
Just bought more Pochi than everyone on the game altogether.
You cannot stop me.

>>12146843
I can think of at least one where you aren't even close! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
>cries in MPP

>>12148126
>we will never go back to this
Bring back inflation

>>12148126
SHIT I HAVE TO BUY BOOBA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NEW PLAN, AS SOON AS DIVS HIT TOMORROW, I WILL BUY AS MUCH CIVIA AS I CAN....

>>12148325
If we all work on good faith and no one jumps ship I don't see how this could backfire, literally everyone gets rich

Oh, i just remembered that Rushia has a -300k views coming in soon... Auction doko, crafting doko...

>>12148373
i will never buy a coin of the chinese

Congratulations Harem, for reaching 20k Towa coin. I am a few cycles late, but well done little bro. Keep on buying Towa.

>>12148373
We're timelooping, it doesn't end well. Don't you remember?

>>12148412
Sell your Towa

>>12148412
OMEDETOUUUUU

>>12148325
Time to get rich

>>12148412
>octotowa
wtf...

>>12148412
congrats

>>12148380
She only did 70k today so it won't even be that big a dip compared to what happened to the poor girl today.

>>12148412

TiME TO PUMP CIVIA TO THE MOON!