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https://streamable.com/cj3uzt Dude Pancakes LMAOhttps://streamable.com/72kou1 Kani kani kani~https://streamable.com/qlz2en No fighting, bad!https://streamable.com/oe9vbh Never give up, Never surrender!https://streamable.com/e2v7mm no sunshine...https://streamable.com/xmsxh1 You can go to bed,take it easyhttps://streamable.com/btp38i Drink of the intellectualshttps://streamable.com/vqaw4a Dango Dango Dango~https://youtu.be/MoNRQCcdToI Ina - I'm Horny!https://files.catbox.moe/kpur8h.mp4 This is baithttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1309632969531953152 Woomy~!https://streamable.com/2n7yet Lurking is good!https://pastebin.com/1xhLm4e8Added titles for no embed anons
I love you Gura!
Ame cute
I love Reine!!!!
I love Ame, bros. I'm glad to see her again.This game's weird but cute, and she's cuter than usual!
Ame feels like a mommy right now when she tries to make the characters stop crying
>imagine the smell
...
CONCEPTUALIZE THE FRAGRANCE
BOOBA
I love Ina!
BOOBA?
>Booba! Wooga!
Ame's too fucking adorable today
Imagine the smell
>>1211590>>1211589>>1211588>>1211587>>1211586BOOBAmind
I can't wait to see more Gura tomorrow
I love Eren!
BOOBA OOGA
>>1211430>You know, the funniest thing about chumbat to me was discovering that someone out there was doing the exact same thing I was.Chumbuds.....
>>1211569Ame, more like Mame...
(y) smell?
what is this. a retard babysitting simulator?
Thoughts on Amelias hat?
SHE LITERALLY SAID BOOBA
for those that don't believe Deadbeats can have a penis...
reminder that friends body is incredibly erotic
why do the japanese holos bring up eggos so much
Ina loves Ame!
Why does Ame keep trying to kill things in this very innocent cutesy game?
>Noel English studyOh fuck I forgot
BOOBA BOOBA
i wish i was ame so i could fuck bubba
Would you let Ame push you off a building just to provide temporary entertainment for her?
How does Ame find these games kek
Iamy's english is pretty good and very cute
>>1211600kek
is she aware that the nose is not actually a cloud
>>1211612w-why is he selling them?
>>1211615
>>1211609That's every Ame stream!
Is this a sponsored game?
>>1211285
conceptualize the odor
thats a big nose
I'm sorry Ame, I can't fucking do this. I've seen artsy games before but this one is just too much for me.
>>1211632BIGNOSETRIBE
The fuck is ame playing
The kids' noises are kinda filtering me
>>1211597ALL ME BABY
This is just ''Ame Sounds The Game''
>>1211610Headpat shield is unbased
Why is amelia playing baby games? I'm not a babby!
>>1211612Cute dog anon
this kusoge sucks ass, enma should stop being a lazy bitch and get them permissions for some real games
>>1211600omg
>>1211615>you will never be sandwiched between friend and mio
>>1211620Have you ever heard of cute aggression?
>>1211616because they want to eat eggs but mispronounce the word
https://youtu.be/rQwmMfRehsUSince we're on the topic of booba.
Ame thinks the nose is a cloud...
fatto bottomed cattos make the rockin world go round
>>1211615Reminder that Friend loves Oji-sans.
I love Ame but what the fug is this
>>1211430Gonna need that spreadsheet, buddy.
She didn't read the tooltip and thinks the nose is a cloud...
this game is weird and cute!just like ame!
>>1211638Anon delivers!Based
>>1211606I thought you posted Uto for a second
>>1211430Same, except I've been doing it with the doxxnigger google doc.
>>1211601Eren Jaeger? more like Eren Jobber
>Swear I heard something about ending the stream>Suddenly working on an entire rollercoasterMoona????
>Come back from gaming>Open Ame stream because I see she's live>Annupurna game
Why does ame likes to play retarded looking games
Watching Amelia playing this cute little game called Watton as she holds hands with some rocks and blows her top hat up and other wacky hijinks and now I want to play Locoroco.While Roboco HATES Pineapple Pizza and will squish you with her thighs for trying to get her to eat it while also friend zoning us in her eigo learning stream.While Lamy is being cuter than usual as she's still reading off the many supachats she's received in the past few days.While Moona meticulously plans and builds out one of her moonarific rollercoasters as she's being the best moon powered park manager there can be in Planet Coaster.So friends, where we at?
babby gaem
>>1211650Teababbys...
>>1211657LETSFUCKINGIKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This game looks like a weird Katamari spin off
BOOBA WOOGA
What is this garbage Ame's playing
>>1211430>omeone out there was doing the exact same thing I wasBeing a complete schizo?
Ramirez... my wallet...
I wonder why they stopped making katamari games, this game looks cute
>>1211648wooOAAAuuugggggooohhooohannnnn ayaayyyyyweheeeeewww mmmmmhmmmmmhmmhboobabooba
Vsinger speculation?>When will they debut?>Who?>What Genre?I think they'll debut before Gen2 otherwise it's a bit odd to audition them at two different times
>>1211679simple is as simple does
ENTER RISU
Why are teamates upset she's playing a game that's perfect for her audience?
ROBOCO IS SPEAKING BRAZILIAN
>>1211681Right here Ayamefriend!
Do teababies really?
>>1211584I love Ina too!
NUT
>>1211684>>1211685babbychamtachi...
Inhaling Ame's freshly washed bodily scent with Ina!
>>1211612MADE FOR BONEY RACCOON COCK
>>1211699>Tomorrow>Me>Death Metal
>SHOVE ME INTO THE GROUNDImagine...
guys i took some shit earlier and now this game is really stressing me out what do i do
>>1211652All of them have permissions for great games that could be milked for dozens of hours.Can't help it if your oshi has shit taste.
>>1211657Metalhead loli holo that screams like Rushia
All the kid voices are really cute. I really like when kids voice stuff and they're allowed to fuck up and mispronounce stuff. Feels extra real and extra cute
>shove me to the grooouuund!>*ziiip*
>Pull my finger!
How far the creator of Katamari has fallen...
>>1211652YEAH BRO!!!!!! THEY NEED TO PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING FORTNITE!!!!!11!! NOW THATS A *REAL* MANS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1211699Metal singer vsinger please
>>1211673But he's winning now. He kept moving forward.
>>1211612w-wait, deadbeats were raccoons all this time?
>>1211723Ditch your trash tier oshi.
>>1211703Tards don't like knowing they're being wrangled.
>>1211703kek
>>1211662cat.. round...
>>1211705Miko is an honorary EN (True)!
Hey, at least it isn't Plug&Play
So likeWhat do you DO in this game
Shoving Ame to the ground with Ina!
>>1211708Mating press this baby...Then feed her applesauce until she passes out!
>>1211730Futa coochie?
>>1211723
>>1211705Why did you respond to a survey post in a new thread?
>the cloudDoes she not realize it's a nose?
>>1211430Chumrobin...?
whoah so many horny posterswhy don't you just go masturbate?
>>1211652This one is on Ame...
>>1211725Coco baby...
That's not a cloud, that's a nose!
>>1211731>fortniteholy shit taste
>>1211699March 32(You)Sex songs
>>1211735Greasy chicken wings typed this
>>1211724Kiara....
>>1211734>mori is a rapper>Deadbeats are all coonsChecks out
>>1211714I thought I was above shipping tribalism. I was wrong. I am frustrated.
>>1211724>minecraft>nintendo kusoges>papers pleasesuch great games...
>>1211750When are we getting Chumpunisher
ah yes, plumish the pokemon
>>1211430Pics or gtfo
Do you guys think ame would mind if you got in bed with her after being stinky from working all day doing manual labor?
>>1211757That's the point of his post.
>>1211559https://streamable.com/putr6thttps://streamable.com/0xc31q
>>1211655>you will never be sandwiched between friend and mio
Kanata knows how to make better circles than that Ame
>Be Cover>Start audition for VSinger>All shitty indies, not a single good singer>what if, says the intern>Start audition for EN2>Every fucking person with a girly voice audition>A few good singersthis is it, guys, VSinger is never coming.I cracked the case
>>1211760Kiara is trash tier too.
>>1211679You play what you have first hand experience in.>>1211684Wonder if she'll play the new Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach because she did mention wanting to play Five Nights before.
>>1211741It's goal is the set off a series of flags to get to the next series of flags and watch weird shit happen.Goal: Friendship
>>1211612>Deadbeasts are coonsmakes sense
>>1211755So cute...
>>1211430Are we gonna have another chumrobin?
>>1211730I think the vsinger will be Milkyqueen.Milkyqueen likes metal.It's *Possible* we get a Holometal song.
>A tree sprouts up>It's a popsicle!Ame you're so FUCKING cute
Iwas checking the art gats of calli and kiara and I noticed>#callilust>#calli lustisn't this a little too much on the nose?how she got away with this?
so the mystery stream on Ollie's schedule is gonna be her membership opening then?
>your oshi>your body count
>>1211652Will any holo ever play this chad puzzle game?
why is the icon a sun now and no longer a poop
>>1211578>>1211580https://streamable.com/546l83
>>1211775At least she knows how to make a circle look at rushia...
>>1211777TRIPS CONFIRMS ITTHIS IS THE RRAT
>>1211689made by the same guys
I don't mind people sending supportive messages in SC, but why are they sending in multiple superchats rather than, I don't know, a larger superchat?
I'm sorry ame I can't stand this "game", I'm going to noel's stream
>>1211766>nintendo kusogesAnon, any game made after the Atari 2600 is a kusoge
>>1211792John Arbuckle, 2
This OST is really nice and Ame is cuter than usual.
>>1211790Did you even see the debut?
>Understandable, have a good dayBros, is she...?
>TINY HAT>GIANT NOSEOY VEY, SHUT THE STREAM DOWN
>>1211793no and shenzen io is superior
>>1211802Because we are broke people anon
>>1211762Na, Chimkin have nice game taste at least for meThe problem is that those games aren't great for streaming in this generation of zoomersAs much as i want a RTS chubba... it probably will have low viewership because the reason above
>>1211777you know what, i believe it
>>1211773EP of Reine's music when?
>>1211784Sounds awful
>>1211788That's a cute busty blonde luna.
>>1211802let them be anon, there is no harm in that as long as they are not using monopoly money
>>1211766You forgot the most important:do your fucking reps stupid nigger
>>1211815>chinkzen ioThat's never happening.
>>1211788>Holometal songAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAKE IT HAPPEN YAGOO
>>1211793dwarf fortress has a more accessible UI
The music's pretty dynamic and cool at least, I like that
>>1211792Milkyqueen3
>>1211809John Arbuckle, 0
>>1211802They're trying to make super sunday longer
>>1211661Noel's roomate makes me want to scream into a pillow
Grabbing Ame's huge ass!
>>1211792>survey this earlyrope yourself nigger
>>1211741press buttons when the prompts come up and eat your applesauce
>>1211793But that's not Shenzen I/O or EXAPUNKS
>>1211766
This is the best outfit in hololive
>>1211824Anon, have you never played a point-n-click before?
>Moona is eating on the roller coaster>its stuck>now has to stop eating
>>1211824Blame weird Japan dude with his weird Japan brain.
>>1211826Luna doesn't have bars thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02c9tLyWsyo
RATE NOEL'S STREAM
>>1211755baby...
>>1211824It does sound like a game that Mio would like though.
Noel...
>>1211842let me guess, 0?
RATE THE STREAM
>noel starts english studying stream>stream literally kills itselfwhat did susan mean by this?
>>1211773why is she such a huge fucking dork?
>>1211851BOOBA
>>1211818zoomers must earn their personhood
>>1211851Yeah probably. It's good looking without making her look like a dork.
I haven't been filtered this hard by a game in months.
>>1211679she likes to play single-sitting games and cover has Annapurna permissions
Holy shit this game is filtering me.
>>1211743Iname is so fucking hot
Reminder that Ame and Ina are both anti-numberfags
ame ame ame
>>1211853Impregnate
>>1211853Ask that bitch out on a date.
>>1211661I will watch this after Ame's stream. Love Noel's voice.
>>1211755Baby Coco is literally Inkling
>>1211652>Activision>EA>Ubisoft>Sega>Nintendo>Microsoft & subsidiaries (minus Halo)>Nier and Dragon Quest>assorted indie companies and gachasThey have an asston of options already with the first five, this is just what Ame wanted to do
>>1211792Rey mysterio2
>>1211733Sorry but ...
>>1211856BASED
>>1211652If only Ame had some permissions for some kino games she could stream.
>>1211870we're in for some serious shit
>>1211851I disagree. I liked her more when she wore armor
>>1211881Indeed
>>1211699unless they are retarded cover, I know they are not likely going to the idol route>Kiara, the most idol-esque of the group, songs released barely make impact>Mori, the least idol of them, her impact actually matters
>>1211855Yeah, Monkey Island. When I was five. That had a plot and purpose at least.
Anon is cuter than usual today
>>1211881Same with Kiara
>>1211876>>1211877filter mind
Noel wants to collab with Holo EN!
what the fuck is this game and why am I watching it still
>>1211853Give her my cross continental cock
please... stop calling the nose a cloud...
>>1211853Ask her is he wants to go to waffle house. I know she misses them late night pattie melt and chocolate waffles
>>1211853Tell her I love her... and mating press
GURA MENTION
>>1211892hey, none of those are TES:V Skyrimyou okay?
>>1211892TODD!?!?!?WHY ARE YOU HELPING YOUR COMPETITORS?!?!
>>1211864go back tourist
OY VEY THATS OFFENSIVE SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM
>my cute hat, it looks like uhhhhhLooks like WHAT, Ame?
What does it look like?
I love the switching of the instruments based on the characters
>>1211531http://poal.me/g1donmhttp://poal.me/g1donmhttp://poal.me/g1donm
>>1211858he looks exactly how I imaged the creator of games like this would
>Noel is talking about how Gura wanted to sleep with herbased
Noel saw the clip about Gura wanting a Noel pillow
Noel wants to collab with Gura
THE NOSE IS FUCKING DEAD
>>1211792>surveyfagging this earlywhy are newfags like this?
>>1211901Wow I thought Splatoon would bring more viewers, being from Nintendo and all
>>1211853put a baby in her womb
>>1211892thanks todd, still not buying your games
Noel's shit internet is back.
CLOUD LOVE
Noel is really doing this cause of what gura said kek
>>1211892>assorted indie companies and gachasTodd must really be ashamed...
>>1211657A holo that's so cute that the other Holos want to destrooy them. EN Luna?
Noel mentioning the Gura dakimakura clip
wait did Noel say she wanted a Gura daki? my reps are not that good yet
>Noel learning eigo so she can collab with GuraAdorable
is this a game for actual toddlers?
noel wants to hug Gura? I can't Japanese
VORE'D
>>1211853Tell her yakuza is shitThen hate sex afterwards
>tree eats nose>it turns it into meatwaht
>>1211851More like it WAS the best outfit in Hololive.
keep voring until you get vored
>>1211872I don't know but I love her for it.
>>1211905y-you too
>vore
THIS GAME SUCKS
Is this game legit for toddlers?
Onions and broccoli aren't fruit!
>>1211853Fondle her legs.
Who was the target audience for this game
>>1211940she's like 4 years late to the party
umm, who is this guy? i've seen the name somewhere in these thread, but don't know why anons talked about him.
Well, someone died, hope you guys are happy.
>>1211699April2 UnknownsEurobeat and Standard Pop
>>1211954Yeah. It's also cute. See how much Ame is laughing and having fun? Be like Ame.
>>1211954probably yeah
>>1211934>>1211935>>1211936NOEL PLEASE TEACH MY OSHI THE SECRETS OF ASMR
>>1211977kids and stoners?
is this like being high without actually taking anything
>>1211853kissu and marry
>>1211977toddlers
>I every workThis is gonna be a ride
what the fuck is this?
>>1211541Doing this every thread just turns it into useless noise. You're like the emails in my spam folder. Ina deserves better.
>what can I do with this tongue?
I just realised i'm thinking "kfp" when i think of that popular fast food place,and forgot how it's actually called
good god how is amelia this cute
WELCOME BACK TABLE!
How can successful franchise creators fail so hard? I would've taken Prom Night No. 9 over this.
>>1211851God they're so fucking huge...
>I every work
>>1211977Baby?
>>1211983Lurk more you fucking nigger i fucking hate you faggots posting useless questions that could've been answered if you would've just shut your damn whore mouth>duuhhh why supacha called?>gguuuuuhhh makes new thread early>uhhh why anti called?>durrrr who coco is?>uh uh sora who???>uhhhhhhh why permission?>what 5ch????>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?>post frogman and soijak>WHERE DOXX??????????>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????>what kino means????>what reps means????>just woke up what happen????????>hurr when is stream?>duuuur what gosling means???>what naizuri?????????>what roommate means????>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????>SIMP heh gotem>uhhh just anime girl???>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??>jp/indie collab when???????????????>huh how play 2 streams???>asanagi who????>why thread deleted after 2000?>why live stream only?>what does membership give???>durr how youtube-dl work?????????????>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????>what freechat????>what oishi gachokoi??>what gremlin is???>just twitch????????>supacha stream zzzzz????>why all girls gay??????>what ogey means????>what rrat means????>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????>durr what towa aloe do?????>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!FUCK YOU AND DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOU'RE FUCKING WHORE FAMILY NIGGER
Why is ame just going along with everything and acting like this is normal
>>1211983Jospeh is a unitychad from the darktimes of late september, we all noticed his constant positivity and he's our aniki.
>>1211983You're not fooling anyone, Joseph.
>>1211980Ame please, that's your genmate
Amazing start Noel 10/10
BRAAAAAAAP
>>1211853Rant about China.
>what can I do with this tongue?I can think of a few things, Ame...
>>1211932Sorry my oshi is cuter teammates
>>1211962wait for mikochi new outfit
>I every work Didnt expect this to be a kino stream
>>1211983holy fucking new
hahaha yeb
WTF
jesus christ noel pouting is so fucking adorable
>What can I do with this tongue?
>>1211977im teababby
>noel is already losing it
BRAP ON STREAM
MORI ON AMES STREAM
Noel...This is going to be a long night
hehe
>>1211983new how?
oh... oh no....I didn't know it was this bad...danchou....
>>1212017because it's a video game
based game
>>1211983Hololive UNITY superfan and totally-not-baby food expert.
Gura is going to get double-dyked by Flare and Noel if she ever goes to Japan
>>1211802You get 300 characters for 2x $5 chats vs 200 characters for 1x $10 chat.If you've got a lot to say it's the economical way.
how do you tell where japanese words end?
the game suddenly turned into survival horror
Noel looks like your EN/ID collabs are still far off...
>>1212009The conditioning is working
>>1211922These are always so fucking vague, I always assume Ame, but I guess this time it's reffering to Noel's stream.
She's definitely going to get molested once she sets a foot in nipland
>>1211983imagine being this new>also indog timezone
Ame~, what CAN you do with that tongue?
Jeb.... hehehehehe....
>>1211853tell her to go back to r*ddit
>>1211792John Arbuckle, zero.
MORI THIS ISNT YOUR STREAM URUSAI!!!!!
>>1211940It's like her fifth time playing it.
Ame is being really fucking cute this stream.
>>1211962
What the FUCK is going on, bros
>fart humorthat's it i'm closing the stream good luck
>>1211733DYRB?
>>1212016ogey
What the fuck is this game
noel's got a long road ahead
>>1211971You have to be high IQ to understand the art style and deeper meaning of this game. The socioeconomic commentary this game provides is truly meaningful. You should just leave and let those who are smarter than you enjoy the stream.
>>1211983joseph, i thought you were told to get out of these threads for your own good
>>1211851*was
>>1212058She'll be too stinky for the nips.
>>1211905Yeah anon sure is
>>1211983>1005oh nononono
why is the mayor a poop
Isn't it kinda fucked they're being forcibly eaten and turned into poop?
>>1212049UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>1212051by doing your reps
>>1212016>duuhhh why supacha called?Super chat. We call it that because people who donate to our oshis are super duper people!>gguuuuuhhh makes new thread earlyWe do not make early threads because we like to pretend that we are not a general and thus we act like a sticky thread>uhhh why anti called?It's short for Anya's Tits, people who shit on the girls generally are lacking their nutritional diet of Any's breastmilk>durrrr who coco is?Coco is the name of the girl with big tits from generation 1 that does too much ark>uh uh sora who???Sora Sakurai>uhhhhhhh why permission?Permission fruits must be secured in order to stream a game, this is an ancient Japanese tradition.>what 5ch????But who is 5ch?>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?In the OP description>post frogman and soijakA standard image that few use due to it being reserved for the most high quality posts>WHERE DOXX??????????Every thread>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????Because it is a rite of passage that to become a lover of an oshi, you first must be their hater>>what kino means????Kindly Indoctrinate Noel's Oppais>what reps means????Reproductions, this is a sex general>just woke up what happen????????An easy way to get up to date on the latest rrats>hurr when is stream?When Ayame feels like it>duuuur what gosling means???It means to Ryan>what naizuri?????????common misspelling of paizuri>what roommate means????Their legal guardians>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????What?>SIMP heh gotemcommon misspelling of Shrimp, please be mindful>uhhh just anime girl???Just anime girl>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??All rrats excluding /u/ rrats are always true>jp/indie collab when???????????????In 5 hours>huh how play 2 streams???Check the r/hololive OP for a link to the Holoworkshop>asanagi who????bitch asanagi>why thread deleted after 2000?Actually the thread deletes at 300, the 4chan servers just take a while>why live stream only?Because only Ollie can dead stream>what does membership give???Sex>durr how youtube-dl work?????????????It just works>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????Always give it to Kiara and make sure you give her updates on your chemotherapy>what freechat????A chat that excludes China>what oishi gachokoi??The latest vtuber gacha>what gremlin is???The device Ame inserts into her pussy>just twitch????????Better than spazing I guess>supacha stream zzzzz????Ina Ina Ina...>why all girls gay??????Gay is a state of being we all come from>what ogey means????It means rrat>what rrat means????It means ogey>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????ding ding ding ding ding ba dada daaaaaaa>durr what towa aloe do?????Y A B E>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??Right into my dopamine system>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!Only when it keeps out people I likeYou are welcome for the spoonfeed, Oldfag.
>>1211792YouSoon to be 1
>>1212063
>>1212058>makes it safely to the hololive office without getting molested>gets molested by everyone and everything insideIt's gonna happen
>>1212086based
>>1212051You have to know
>>1211733KEK
>>1211980>bullying InaAme insults those she loves.....THEY ARE
Actual sharting noises kek
>>1212051haha...
NOEL IS GONNA MAKE IT
>>1212016You literally waste more time and energy writing shit like this than if you just answered his fucking question, faggot.
>>1211962CAN SOMEONE CENSORED THAT MIC
>>1211983Ever since his yab I can't help but feel that he posts his comments here because he knows they're received that positively, it's just not the same the magic is gone
>>1212016>duuhhh why supacha called?Super chat. We call it that because people who donate to our oshis are super duper people!>gguuuuuhhh makes new thread earlyWe do not make early threads because we like to pretend that we are not a general and thus we act like a sticky thread>uhhh why anti called?It's short for Anya's Tits, people who shit on the girls generally are lacking their nutritional diet of Anya's breastmilk>durrrr who coco is?Coco is the name of the girl with big tits from generation 1 that does too much ark>uh uh sora who???Sora Sakurai>uhhhhhhh why permission?Permission fruits must be secured in order to stream a game, this is an ancient Japanese tradition.>what 5ch????But who is 5ch?>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?In the OP description>post frogman and soijakA standard image that few use due to it being reserved for the most high quality posts>WHERE DOXX??????????Every thread>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????Because it is a rite of passage that to become a lover of an oshi, you first must be their hater>>what kino means????Kindly Indoctrinate Noel's Oppais>what reps means????Reproductions, this is a sex general>just woke up what happen????????An easy way to get up to date on the latest rrats>hurr when is stream?When Ayame feels like it>duuuur what gosling means???It means to Ryan>what naizuri?????????common misspelling of paizuri>what roommate means????Their legal guardians>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????What?>SIMP heh gotemcommon misspelling of Shrimp, please be mindful>uhhh just anime girl???Just anime girl>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??All rrats excluding /u/ rrats are always true>jp/indie collab when???????????????In 5 hours>huh how play 2 streams???Check the r/hololive OP for a link to the Holoworkshop>asanagi who????bitch asanagi>why thread deleted after 2000?Actually the thread deletes at 300, the 4chan servers just take a while>why live stream only?Because only Ollie can dead stream>what does membership give???Sex>durr how youtube-dl work?????????????It just works>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????Always give it to Kiara and make sure you give her updates on your chemotherapy>what freechat????A chat that excludes China>what oishi gachokoi??The latest vtuber gacha>what gremlin is???The device Ame inserts into her pussy>just twitch????????Better than spazing I guess>supacha stream zzzzz????Ina Ina Ina...>why all girls gay??????Gay is a state of being we all come from>what ogey means????It means rrat>what rrat means????It means ogey>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????ding ding ding ding ding ba dada daaaaaaa>durr what towa aloe do?????Y A B E>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??Right into my dopamine system>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!Only when it keeps out people I likeYou're welcome for the spoonfeed, newfriend!
>Ame's stream has literally devolved into crying and screaming and fartingkek
Is this a game designed to program fetishes into people from a young age, like the show Totally Spies did
My Canada is growing big alright
If Ame is going to play a kiddie game I'd rather she play a good one like Bugsnax.
>>1212016based
what the fuck just happened in Ame's stream, they all got turned to poop while I looked away.
>>1212113>>1212074
>OH big Canada>boing boing Canadakek
>>1212118Luna..
>>1211962She ate a whole cake before the karaoke portion... Sora if you were still hungry we could've ordered more food, please don't eat the microphone.
>>1212045Even so shes acting super calm in this fever dream of a game
>>1212076kek
>>1212115Lurk moar
poop shid fart
I'm sorry Watson but Moris pet snake is singing.
>>1212082I don't think it's 10 AM anywhere in america
>>1212076t. deadbeat
>>1212138clap clape
Noel....it's gonna be a long knight with this one....
newfag here. which holos can I support without being a cuck?yes I read the archives but there seems to be a fuckton of anti trolling and I'm autistichere's my meta-analysis if anyone is interested:aqua: 70-30 leaning towards pure, some say she's a pure autist and others say she definitely has/had a boyfriendwatame: roommate supposedly filmed a few vids with some dancer guy named mukuro and flirted with him on twitter since like 2013. idk the extent because I am too lazy to sift through her twitter history and also cant read moon runes. the name "mukkun" was also a registered user on her switch, she apparently brushed it off as her brothertowa: there was a well-publicized incident during which male voice(s) were heard in the bg of one of her streams. she panicked and said they were hololive staff (which was refuted by cover), which some construe to be sus. the official word is apparently that he/they were friends of hers from pre-vtuber life (possibly bandmates?) other than this no ideamarine: general consensus is that she does not have a boyfriend atm due to her age and horniness, but may have dated in the pasthaachama: young, lives in australia w/o fluent english, and has indicated that she is not interested in relationships since she is serious about what she is doing, so probably no boyfriendkorone: probably no boyfriend atm, may have dated in the past since she is older. in the past her roommate said she had married but later admitted this was a lie.suisei: leaning toward no boyfriend since she is serious about the idol thing, but a few say she definitely has/had a boyfriendmiko: nearly everyone agrees she is pureokayu: 50-50choco: probably no boyfriend atm but has apparently said she is lookingmio: probably has dated, may even be married/have childrenayame: there is some boyfriend meme heavily associated with her, I have no idea if it's anything grounded in realitycoco: probably no boyfriend atm since she is very active but I heard her roommate has dated in the pastluna: 50-50, she is supposedly older irl and some people say she has/had sugar daddies, no idea if any evidence supports this apart from "she has expensive stuff"noel: probably no boyfriend but her roommate did lewd asmr streamspekora: no clue, personally I'd lean towards pure just going off her somewhat introverted personality and roommateshion: no cluesora: generally perceived as purerushia: 50-50, some say she's socially promiscuous, others say she's way too dedicated to fandeads/delivering the girlfriend experience and is probably a virginsubaru: 60-40 leaning towards purepolka: little clue, from what I've seen I'd go with purekanata: little clue, I'll say 60-40 leaning towards impurefubuki: older, probably has dated, possibly even married
Jeez Lois, this game is more infantilizing than that time I got hired to make a movie for Lego and their training involved making me think like a baby and crawl through a series of white tunnels!
Stinky
>fart jokesvery classy
>>1212126I don't know and Noel is yelling boing boing Canada.
Watching Ame play this game is entertaining, not sure why some of you always want to watch 10/10 IGN serious business games.
A FUCKING TOILET
>>1212139Don't you retards have a split thread for this type of post
Jesas WTF is this game
>>1212011You aren't the target audience. Deal with it, nerd.
FLUSHING NOISES
>>1212026Not possible.
WGHAT FYE FCJ
>>1212162>Idol Meeting on stream
>>1212151You werent kidding about the autism.
Why hasn't Kiara played this game?
>>1212151ogey
>>1212151haven't seen this one for a good while
>>1212151Meds. Now.
literally a shit game
>>1212162Don't be rude to teamates, the game reflects their audience.
>>1212153how would stewie react to gura
>>1212151
>>1212094Remember that this is the reality of your /d/ same size vore threads. They don't just dissolve into space dust to magically make the other girl's ass bigger.
I thought this game was gonna be relaxing and dumb fun, and everyone saying it was kusoge was being autistic, but holy shit what the FUCK is this
Ame idol meeting
>Mixes up grandpa and daughterHOW!?!
Mom come pick me up I'm scared.
What the fuck is this shit?
>>1212162It's literally shit though
>>1212115Holy newfag
Toilet humor is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not funny
Do japs really?
>>1212173she's too busy having sex with her roommate
>>1212173Too advanced.
this fucking game...
Did early 80s Akira Toriyama make this game?
>>1212151>which holos can I support without being a cuck?you cant be a cuck because you never interacted with them... and they don't even know you exist
>>1212058Mori will defend her until they get back to her apartment for consensual sex
>>1212151Who the fuck cares? Not like you're ever going to get with your oshi.
>>1212183They meant it literally.
>>1212150>long knightanon...
MY BOOK NEW
Is this game for pajeets or what
>>12120693rd, but even the 1st stream was pretty debuffy overall
>>1212151Why do I have a strong feeling I've read this before?
>>1212196Imagine making one of the best games of time and also making Katamari Damacy
>>1212151None of them, in fact it probably isn't possible to do anything in life without being a cuck.
>>1212194Kek
Nice, I've been going to the gym and learning japanese to eventually fuck Noel. At this rate we'll be able to talk like retards to each other next year
>>1212173Yeah she really could use some more english practice.
>>1212194too soon
The biggest thing I'm noticing is that Japanese seems to just not include words that you have to include in sentences in english.
Noel asking forgiveness to the Englishchads. Cute
noel...
This game is too high-brow for the /v/ plebs
Is eigo as hard for nips as nihongo is for us? (minus kanjis)
>>1212196wtf it actually is by the katamari guy
>>1212016>duuhhh why supacha called?peepee poopoo>gguuuuuhhh makes new thread earlypeepee poopoo>uhhh why anti called?peepee poopoo>durrrr who coco is?peepee poopoo>uh uh sora who???peepee poopoo>uhhhhhhh why permission?peepee poopoo>what 5ch????peepee poopoo>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?peepee poopoo>post frogman and soijakpeepee poopoo>WHERE DOXX??????????peepee poopoo>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????peepee poopoo>what kino means????peepee poopoo>what reps means????peepee poopoo>just woke up what happen????????peepee poopoo>hurr when is stream?peepee poopoo>duuuur what gosling means???peepee poopoo>what naizuri?????????peepee poopoo>what roommate means????peepee poopoo>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????peepee poopoo>SIMP heh gotempeepee poopoo>uhhh just anime girl???peepee poopoo>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??peepee poopoo>jp/indie collab when???????????????peepee poopoo>huh how play 2 streams???peepee poopoo>asanagi who????peepee poopoo>why thread deleted after 2000?peepee poopoo>why live stream only?peepee poopoo>what does membership give???peepee poopoo>durr how youtube-dl work?????????????peepee poopoo>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????peepee poopoo>what freechat????peepee poopoo>what oishi gachokoi??peepee poopoo>what gremlin is???peepee poopoo>just twitch????????peepee poopoo>supacha stream zzzzz????peepee poopoo>why all girls gay??????peepee poopoo>what ogey means????peepee poopoo>what rrat means????peepee poopoo>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????peepee poopoo>durr what towa aloe do?????peepee poopoo>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??peepee poopoo>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!peepee poopoo
>>1212194MORI'S RIMMING DUTY
>>1212169But my oshi is ina
>>1212151I haven't been here all day and instantly you have become today's biggest faggot
a-anons im about to loose it...
>>1212212>Pajeets>Poop in toiletAnonchama...
this game is fucking wild and i love it
>english is scary>says the person whose language literally consists of 3 different alphabets and 10 different ways to express something on the formality of a situation
>Placed in the lowest levelNoel....
>>1212173kek
>>1212151Meds anon..
>>1212139You have a whole fucking board faggot. Nobody cares.
>>1212236dangerously based
>Game has characters that makes a bunch of dumb cute noises>Played by a girl who makes dumb cute noisesThis is perfect.
>>1212212>toilet instead of designated shitting streetdefinitely not for them
I can literally feel my brain function deteriorating I haven't felt this since soundpost related
>>1212120what did Totally Spies do? they were just cute girls in form-fitting outfits, right?
One day Ame will play Bugsnax
>>1212151I think I've seen this pasta before
>>1212151Kiara and Amelia
Do Teabraps really?
duolingo streams are back. how many are we gonna see?
Which hololive could fart the loudest?
The non-stop farting noises are filtering Ame
>>1212253>he doesn't know
>>1212250it's supposed to be educational
This game and Ame are pretty cute ngl
>>1212064heh, Jeb!
>>1212080With 2 huge bumps in front.
>>1212236Absolutely Based.
>>1212255probably
>>1212227This is why the plot of every Japanese drama is always MISUNDERSTANDINGS.
>>1212162She attracted the /v/tard audience
>>1212249Shit is too much anon, those sounds aren't cute at all.
>>1212260based oldfag mori
This game is fucking stupid and I love it
>>1212250So California isn't represented in this game either, huh
hehe jeb
>>1212151Today is the day of old pasta, huh?
>>1212212D E S I G N A T E D
>>1212264Watamehttps://streamable.com/6brgga
>>1212120Fuck Totally Spies, it’s responsible for like three of my fetishes.
>>1211983fuck off Joseph
>>1212253>he doesn't have the information
>>1212244Yeah but they don't have to remember to put spaces between words anon, that's the scariest part of english.
>>1212227they're wildly different languages, aside from both languages having things that the other doesn't, Japanese language structure and their way of relating concepts is entirely different
what is wrong with the japanese...
>>1212263Gura is going to hit 2.5 million soonish so they want to collab
>>1211661If a cow can learn another language what's your excuse, anons?
>>1212196I watched an anime where the main character became a ghost and had to avoid looking at girl's panties so that an asteroid wouldn't hit Earth and kill everyone.Japs do really.
>>1212260moririn!?
Noel is fucking cute today
PLEASE WATERI LOVE THIS CUTIE SO MUCH
This game seems like an acid trip.
>>1212279t. 出来ない
>>1212249>fart noises>cutedo deadbraps really?
>>1212058She's going to have guards. All the stinky otaku will be staring down buff oji-san staff members.
>>1212180early family guy stewie would fall in love with her sadistic tendenciescurrent stewie (gay stewie) would be disgusted by her feminine odor
>Noel gets a few answers right>Gets cocky>Gets the next answer wrongthis is gold
>>1212253th-that was exactly why anon...
>>1212234The sentence structure is basically reversed, it's much harder to learn as you gets older
>>1212263All of them that want that kaigainiki superchats
Reading people lose their shit while Ame is genuinely enjoying this game is pretty funny
>>1211853fire a .38 through my left temple
>>1212263I want to work at Noel's underboob
the weird opera singer in the background reminds me too much of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIdmjkU6L40
Vtubers are shameless ripoff of yukkuri streamers!vtubers are the newest low otaku culture has cultivated. no passion, no engagement, just idiots obsessing over boardroom picked anime avatars talking over video games.
>>1212139Thanks. I love this snek.
>>1212263Maybe some of the JPs want to hang out with EN? Or it's just pandering to a wider audience.
>>1212252What drove her to do this?
Noel is so fucking adorable holy shit
>>1212195brrrrrrrrrrrrap
>>1212288
Were Gura's censorship jokes a jab at YouTube or Cover for overreacting on Haato?
Ame is too SHORT
>manlets
>>1212314it's great.though it makes me worried maybe it's an act...
MANLET STACK
>>1212300>The race to collab with Gura before she dethrones Ai and becomes god king of vtubers
noel is google english lol
>>1212113
>watching Ame with Noel on in the backgroundBlain melting
>>1212296kek
>>1212288hehe
>>1212304If that was Punchline that was good.
BOWLING PIN HATE
>>1212326noel litterally said at the start that she wants to collab with the ENs and IDs
Ame is so cute!
>>1212311gura can repel the otakus with her smell alone, she doesn't need bodyguards
>>1212252I can literally feel my brain melting...
>>1212337NO TAKESHI! LEAVE THE MANLETS ALONE!YOUR BODY WONT LAST!
>>1212337Its not like you are a tall man Takeshi...
Remember anons it could always be ARK instead
These sounds are starting to freak me out
>EN is streaming and you fags are talking about noelNGMI
>>1212324Ever since learning japanese and getting to a good level to browse and enjoy japanese touhou forums I've begun to despise /jp/. There's only so many image dumps devoid of any meaningful discussion that one man can take. That's 99% of /jp/ aside from the non-touhou stuff. Admit it: /jp/ sucks and it also sucked during those dreamlike days you keep longing for, mostly because this board is and has always been EOP-central. I can't discuss untranslated doujins. I can't discuss news about the scene without translating statements first. Because if I don't, some EOP faggot is going to come in and opine without having read a lick of what I'm talking about.nijisanji thread, those vtuber postsrs you hate so much, probably has the most concentrated amount of japanese literates on this god forsaken board. Aside from the odd holofag that wanders in to shit up the thread, I'm gonna have to say it's the best of what /jp/ offers right now because it doesn't have as many EOPs
>>1212341honestly AI gets less views than Mel. the 3 million subs is all she has at this point.
>>1212151Meds anon....just support my son..live through him...
>>1211699Who: some random youtube singerDebut: as a member of EN gen 2Genre: Pop, classic, and jazz
>>1212347
I really like games with dynamic music design like this. That's really the entire reason people remember Revengeance's soundtrack so fondly.
Friendly reminder bros, this is a Unity thread!
>>1212367Noel is EN
>Getting distracted by BOOBA with Ame
>>1212360Not me, that's my fetish
>>1212283They are to me.
>>1212365I'd take ARK over this, Anon...
>>1212289what bothers me is the replies, only 3 anons here that replied recognized this shit and it wasn't even updated to gen 5.
>>1212372Kuku...
The Creator also made noby-noby boy, a game where you eat your own butt.
>>1212255How has this not crossed any of their radar's? It's the perfect kusoge.
Please post the bustiest Noel you've got.
>>1212358But all of the IDs can speak Japanese except Moona.
>>1212058The real issue is going to be Matsuri
Flares wife is so cute bros...
>>1212367>not watching honorary EN NoelNGMI
>>1212362Yeah only Aqua's loading screen has ever done this before
>>1212367noel is googul english LOL
>>1212270>>1212294It's more than just that?
I think Noel might be retarded.
>yesssssNoel......not like this....
>>1212337MORI NOTHEY CAN'T HANDLE THAT MUCH WOMANTHEIR LITTLE BODIES WON'T MAKE IT
>>1212367This is the Hololive general you stupid bitch.
>>1212367there is enough post and conersation about both dont be a bitchim enjoy both ame and RBC and NOel streams
>>1212372>Roberu have 2 Chimkins AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I HATE ROBERU NOW
>>1212365You are right, I'm sorry, Wattam is fun.
>>1212391
>/ameg/ has turned into /noelg/
>>1211699All the good EN utaite are males so I honestly have no idea who
>>1212377Yeah, it's really nice and I can see Ame really appreciating it
>>1212357>>1212335you idiots need to space these out
>>1212324>>1212369Stop tricking newfags with pastas, faggot
>>1212407hi
>are they gonna kiss now?Does Ame have kissing on the mind?
PIN LOVEJESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>1212367Why do we have to have this conversation everyday?Hololive Global isn't just about hololive EN, it's about ALL the people in hololive.
BOWLING PIN GRADUATED
>>1212367Ina drew a picture of her, Gura wants to use her a pillow think its on topic.
>>1212234From what I've seen, yes. They're very fundamentally different and Japanese people tend to struggle with things like articles and pronouns, which either don't exist at all in Japanese in the former case or are much less prolific in the latter.
How much of this game do you spend as turds
they just murdered that pin
>are they gonna kiss>WHAM
Holy fuck that pin got murdered
>>1212407Gura collab with her please....
>>1212183Keita Takahashi is a bit unhinged.
A N Y A AAAAA AA A A AAA AA AAA AAAAA AA AA AAAAA A A AAAAA
>>1212058Mori isn't going to let anyone else touch her.
>>1212365I hate ARK but even that would be better than this shit
>>1212367>implying JP learning English is not kino
>>1212407>Gura watching Noel while Ame is liveGURAMEFAGS BTFO
>sudden japanese instrumentwow
>Ooh now look what's gonna happen!>OOOH look what happened!>Now there's a NEW thing!>Hear that sound? What makes that sound!?Ame this stream is a literal children's program
>>1212367>noelwhat's wrong?
>>1212360She's slathering on the deodorant, smellfag. Enjoy the overpowering scent of old spice.
>>1212394She will definitely look at Gura's frame at think >I can pin her down
I hate you cunts. No joke, no troll, no shitpost, I simply loathe this place now. Splitting off the general was a mistake because EN should have been banned on site. You're on par with 12 year olds idolizing your favorite youtubers, and yet you manage to be even worse because you think enjoying anime girls do the same thing makes you better than them. None of you have anything original in your heads. 5 posters will reply to the same comment acting as if you're so quirky but all say the same thing. The way you use reaction images and speed through threads is the style of posting that comes native to shitholes like /v/ and /sp/; is that a point of pride for you? 4ch isn't a site for rapid blogging, /jp/ especially. Go to twitter if you want something fast paced and in short bursts that no one wants to read. This is the only site where certain topics can have a home, and you're ruining one of the most sacred boards we have left. In the time it took to type that out, a few hundred posts will probably have been spammed, and a few hundred more will bury this soon. Because no one here wants to focus on topics and discuss, you shit out each and every thought that pops into your head as you think of it, desperate for validation. This one post alone has more effort put into it than dozens of others combined but since there's nothing in here for you to "meme" about, you'll almost certainly feel like reading this was a waste of time. If that's the case, shut off your computer and do something productive. The rest of us have wasted our lives already and want to be left in peace. There's a million different websites you can go watch pudepie as an anime girl make noises, you don't have to come here. Please, just go.
I think I now understand why there are poop icons
NOEL IS CHEATING ALREADY
>>1212421I forgot how easy it was to entertain retarded EOPs by watching a girl struggle to read english words
>>1212434she makes out with Ina every night!
>>1212401At some point you just gotta start making assumptions
>>1211584H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>1212391Sure
I forgot about Ark
>>1212452I kinda like watching ARK.
>>1212086>>1211962Sora GFE is so powerful it's almost intimidating, it's like a "I'm not good enough to go out with this girl" kind of feeling
>>1212407she's doing this for you ungrateful brat
Did ame say "Stealed it?" or is my ESL acting up?
>>1212352Yeah, it's Punchline.
>>1212465>Gura procedes to rape her back
>>1212466i also have sad cat image.
>Gets cocky>Gets next one wrongNoel...
>>1212486kek
>>1212466
>>1212466why are you just dumping your copypasta collection right now
>>1212466ogey
Noel is gonna go nuts lol. It reminds me when I first started my nihongo reps the same way.
>>1212466https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>1212321but anon, your plan doesn't work.if your aim is to kill kiryu coco and yourself, you would want to hold the gun against your right temple, not your left. remember, coco is to your left already, if you shoot from the left you won't end up hitting anything else and will simply kill yourself.here, I drew a diagram to help you understand.
>>1212391have a shion
Why was this game made
>>1212058She just needs to be with Mori. Horny asians can't be in the same timezone as Mori.
>>1212471Meanwhile, all the cultured multilinguals are watching shitting and crying on Ame's stream
>>1212309Hey, I know that first kanji and I think I just hit the 2nd one in my lessons yesterday?But yeah, I'm not gonna make it.
>>1212305she sure is!
MORI JUST A QUICK SMOOCH PLEASE JUST A REAL QUICK PECK ON THE CHEEK I JUST WANT A KISS JUST A TINY ONE JUST A LITTLE TEENY TINY KISS MORI PLEASE I JUST WANT A LITTLE EMBRACE ON THE LIPS JUST A CUTE MAKEOUT SESH IN THE BACK OF MY HONDA MORI PLEASE JUST A LITTLE ITTY BITTY CANOODLE FROM MY BOY CMON MORI JUST ONE I JUST WANT ONE KISS FROM A ROSE LIKE YOURSELF MORI PLEASE I CRAVE A SINGULAR SOLITARY SMOOCH FROM YOUR PURSED LIPS IN THE DARK OF NIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROAD TRIP MY CUTE LITTLE REAPY KEEPING HER BUTTERFLIES PERCHES ON THE END OF HER EYES JUST A SMOOTH LITTLE SMACK FROM ONE HEART TO ONE OF THE BOYS IN THE BACK MORI PLEASE I WANT OUR LIPS TO MEET IN THE MOONLIT SOLITUDE OF A DINGY APARTMENT BALCONY PLEASE MORI
>>1212486you mothercfuekr
How does this kusoge that waachama is playing work?
>>1212507neck yourself faggot
>>1212510for >fun
>>1212466https://streamable.com/7us9pa
Ame's voiceover is so cute
>>1212508Uoh?
>>1212387wait how old is it? i remember seeing it on jp for the first time in december but its got to be older than that right?
>>1212394Sometimes when I see this picture it looks like she's breathing for a moment.
Ola mamacita, something something
>>1212473Holy fucking shit...
>>1212511I'm... Noel?
Hey it's that one songWhat's it called?Ear of the Lion?
DMCA
I feel like i'm watching a children's entertainment show that all the boys watched because they had a crush on the main actress
>>1212466>/sp/Big Fs, but I'll ogey.
>>1212520Every new thing has an objective, fulfill it to progress to the next one.
>>1212532pre gen5
This fucking game holy shit
>>1212525Wrong thread, motherfucker.
Noel finally submitted to the eigo cock. Next on the list who's been actively avoiding eigo? Okayu, Mio, Ayame...
>>1212466I've never seen a good post that came with an attached tired FBK picture.
>>1212516based and same
>All these newfags finding out how great Noel is.Her breasts are easily her weakest asset and only surface level clipscum think she's just BOOBA. Noel is cute and grew up on the internet. Her voice is great and she's a fantastic entertainer without being fake.
What the ABOLSUTE FUCK is this game?
>>1212544Why does this make sense
>>1212544I can't tell which stream you're talking about...
I am scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqDRNQkeTtg>vergil posters where chumbuds all along
Destroying the sun with Ame!
>>1212544This Noel outfit has a strong element of attempted, but failed, modesty.
>>1212539The Ear you say?
>>1212544kek
Landing on the Sun Station with Ame!
I don't know if this is schitzoshit or not but because of hololive narrativeposting I've started to intentionally do stupid shit so that I'll have better narratives about my life. Like I blew all my earnings this week on a nitro coffee infuser and have been growing rosemary on my desk to stimulate my brain better because I think I read something years ago about how rosemary is good for thinking. I've also begun moving in really specific choreographed dance step and staring at my reflection in the window and hitting myself to see how I react. I already put in an order for a $80 of meat because the concept of "ordering $80 of meat in a half conscious state at 3:00 AM amused me at the time and now I'm too embarrassed to cancel it. I think I also tricked myself into believing that one of my old childhood friends was an intentionally manipulative bitch despite us both being like 12 at the time and realistically rubbing off on eachother equal amounts, but her being a bitch makes my backstory more tragic. I also curl up in my bed sometimes and try to fake cry but I'm not sad so I sing sad songs in a sad voice for a bit but I get bored too easily so it's never worked.
>>1212525Based
we finally kill the sun
Why is Ame torturing us with this game? She is basically calling teamates babies, what did you niggers do?
IT HAS BEEN ZERO DAYS SINCE BALLOON GRADUATEDBALLOON LOVE
remember when Ame said she dreamed the sun exploded
>INFIDELS>Rushia>She is infidel woman who does not cover her skin (سوف يعاقبها الله تبعا لذلك). She also raise the dead (VERY Haram) and is in love with Haram woman Marine and she uses Haram magic (السحر هو أعلى الخطايا).>Coco>She is stupid infidel poohead who is Yagoo enemy . Also use haram magic and her name sound like drug cocaine most haram thing in the world (طهر الله تلك الأرض).>Pekora>You maybe think she is servant of Allah, but do not be fool, she try to copy Yagoo eat carrot (Allah does not like imitators) and she eats Pork (اكبر خطيئة) *TFFFFFFU) (spit on infidel poser)>Fubuki>She is haram edgy yagoo woman who stupid furry (الرجاء نيرف ريتو الرجاء نيرف ريتو الرجاء نيرف ريتو الرجاء نيرف)>SERVANTS OF ALLAH>Mori>He uses Saudi scythe to catch infidels fro Yagoo to behead Wallah and covers her skin with Allah approve coat (حفظه الله)>Civia>Very good China woman who give enemy Coco and Fubuki Corona Virus Also press F to spin like man in mosque mashallah>Aqua and Choco>Both of them they get big rock to stone indifel and Aqua go 9/11 to Ta*wan MASHALLAH (خوادم Aqua الله الحمد لله)>Matsuri>She is homeless like Halal brother Aladdin>Amelia>HNGGGGGGGG AMELIA GROWN o o amelia big angry he spank coco ass he fuck pekora mother he smash kiara head with magnifying glass and feed body to Fubuki but he all do with YAGOO!!! Also server Allah Alhamdulillah!!!!
BALLOON LOVE
G-guys... this not Noel stream..I'm not gonna make it...I'm about to turn into sex...
Did noel just made a mistake in jp?
>>1212534This is a man that did his reps alright
>>1212562Its been 0 days since balloon graduated
>Failing Japanese grammar as wellNoel....
>>1212486
THE BALLOON FUCKING DIED
Anya is cute! and also makes me appreciate girls feet more
Okay Ame's game is melting my fucking brain.
>>1212552i hope this is the right soundpost
>>1212391Crown this post the bustiest Noel or else.
>>1212576Quit talkin shit nigger
>>1212553I love you anon, I'm just a little sleepy
>>1212508So this is her full power...
Danchou....your japanese reps....
So, what's the point of the thread split at this point?
>>1212556>breasts are her weakest assetTell that to her paying NND members
>>1212591kek
>>1212584i think she did
I came here to laugh at you nanora
>>1212591that's it mane
>>1212391https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88222259
>>1212572ogey
>>1212586Japanese is hard even for the japanese
>>1212579This is gonna be a copypasta thread isnt it
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Calliope Mori. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Calliope Mori as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her
NOEL CUTE
>>1212602What do you mean? We're the only Hololive thread that matters.
>>1212544Too real. Which show was it for you bros?
>>1212572rrat
>>1212596
>>1212486>>1212591kek you bastards
>>1212611rrat
>>1212205>>1212311>>1212451>>1212512Cover should deploy the dog instead
>>1212579https://files.catbox.moe/ojx8d4.mp4
>>1212556We know but tits are great.
>>1212556>Her breasts are easily her weakest asset and only surface level clipscum think she's just BOOBA.This. She's also a brocon.
>>1212473what the fuck i don't remember any of that
>>1212576I'm her baby and I'm going to suck her milkies
Rat-girl from HoloEn2 to stream pic related ?Sega has the rights
Balloon was one of the greatest men I have had the distinguished pleasure of knowing, and one of the most human to have graced our quiet little glade. We made not have known him for long, and he may have taken some convincing, but when duty called for him to charge into the howling dark, he did. All of us, the mayor, telephone, and rock especially, owe him more than can be put into words.BALLOON LOVE
>>1212578Ame has a deep conceptual understanding of the Hertzsprung–Russell diagram
>>1212624The episodes of I Love Lucy where she was pregnant.
>>1212436Is that why I'm told to go back when I try to talk about EN in hlg?
>>1212466You know pressing enter and separating points makes things easier to read?I think that's why writers do this...Also to your point, this is just the fate of fast-paced boards with tons of posters fighting others for attention and recognition This is purely happening here because the equivalent of an entire board is trying to squeeze into a single thread and is making it worse.
Noel is google engish.
>>1212602What split? We are hololive
>Roboco singing Old McDonaldROBOCO IF YOU GET ANY CUTER I MIGHT JUST ACTUALLY DIE SO PLEASE CEASE.
>>1212608
>>1212572kek wtf
>>1212594how? she never shows them
>>1212603That's my point, if you just want breasts, you could go to her roommate or a hundred other girls. Noel is genuinely great at streaming content.
wattam is cute i guess
>>1212647Damascus...
Perfect aesthetics>Ayame>Marine>Haato>A-chan>GuraDecent design>Watame>Aqua>Civia>Towa>Suisei - Probably the smartest design out of all the holos. Too bad grey, blue, and black are boring colors.>Shion>Risu>Lamy>WatsonLackluster>Mio - Looks like a skunk>Noel - Looks straight out of a shitty korean mmo>Miko - Fetal alcohol syndrome + boring colors.>Luna - Butterface>Pekora - Combination of bad anatomy and bad fashion>Korone - It's almost decent, however it is ruined by too many dog references like that retarded collar and bone hairpin.>Okayu - Ruined by baggy pants>Coco - Everything about it tacky and stupid>PPT - Overdesigned walking christmas ornament>Fubuki>Azki - Alt skin for juri from street fighterUninspired>Choco - Tits and a nurse outfit. There's not much else to it.>Mel - Babby's first Custom Maid 3D™ design.>Aki - Looks like something out of an 90's sci-fi sitcom.>Sora - The embodiment of generic.>Moona - Armpit byakuren>Iofi>Spade - I don't even know what the the designer was going for here.>Rosalyn - Rejected weeb mmo mage design.>Doris - Generic anime mermaid design #5698453>Rushia - It's just plain ugly (Upgraded to decent when using yukata model)>Subaru - Pokemon MC. (Upgraded to perfect aesthetics when using yukata model. In which case she comes peak japanese beauty.)>Botan - Arknight>Ina - Literally Abby>Mori - Generic edgy death designGarbage>Matsuri - Thin limps and oversized bug eyes>Flare - Dark elf more like skinshifting reptillian who secretly controls your government.>Roboco - Looks like a landwhale. Also that shit covering her crotch and inner thighs is lewd and ugly.>Yogiri - Crawling in my skin>Nene - Generic chinks design with awful color scheme>Polka - The definition of overdesigned>Kiara - Everything about her design is painful to look atWhat the fuck>Artia
>>1212552Mio had an english class with Coco already newfriend.
>>1212556Based.
This looks like a game for babies only.Ame baby...
>>1212645BALLOON LOVE, FUCK YOU ROY
>>1212645Fuck you Roy I bet you were the one the Sun was calling up to go bowling with
Why did Ame choose this kusoge again?
>>1212556>Her breasts are easily her weakest assetThat's right, her best asset is her chestnut mouth.
>>1212613it makes me think of the astel shitpost about how Japanese is an awful language and should be abandoned
>My house very very neatI dunno about that, Noel.
>>1212576We heavily overlap with chumbabies, plus andastand.T.eababy
>>1212556More that she's just never been at the top of the list to watch for me, always someone streaming or VOD reps to do when I've had time. I don't even see clips of her
>>1212652Why are you replying to copypasta? kys
>>1212521but I'm just helping a fellow anon kill coco, perhaps it is time you return to the hole whence you came from
>>1212678based
>>1212576it's from the same game designer as katamari, a game series she loves.
https://files.catbox.moe/pjii67.mp4
Noel is extra cute and funny today
>>1212678Smooth, is he going to crack her toes?
Noel's voice when extremely distressed is easily one of the most entertaining things in Hololive
>>1212678kinda based
>>1212684You know pressing enter and separating points makes things easier to read?I think that's why writers do this...Also to your point, this is just the fate of fast-paced boards with tons of posters fighting others for attention and recognitionThis is purely happening here because the equivalent of an entire board is trying to squeeze into a single thread and is making it worse.
>>1212674so you can complain like a bitch
>>1212556I would post her greatest asset but someone would probably report me
Why is the thread completely collapsing Is the baby game making everyone devolve in age
>>1212665Awful taste and list.
>>1212671Wowowow how did I miss this? What stream did they collab in?
>>1212556You can just say all the EN fans.
>>1212662She's a dumb camwhore. It's hilarious how that gets a pass but if anyone from EN leaked such info they'd be getting destroyed here daily.
>We'll kiss. Chu!
>>1212665Relatively based but needs to be updated, especially due to Nene and Azki to a lesser extent
>>1212674she's still seething about the calligula collab and wanted to make us suffer too
>that chuOh Ame, so fucking adorable
>>1212678faggot
>>1212665I want to disagree but it is hard to.
>>1212534Solo la virgencita sabra cuantos tarados trataran de "ligarse" a Noel por el chat si alguna vez suelta una palabra en español...y cuantos de esos tarados le enviara fotos de sus "vergas de 19cm" (kek) por twitter.......al igual como lo hacen con las modelos gravure que sigo por twitter.
Amelia hyst jisee me a fiiefers
>>1212648anon you might be stupid.
>>1212696That's a deep cut right there
>>1212693This doesn't do it for me. It's like a child in a woman's body trying to be sexy. It's kind of off-putting.
>my japanese is better than noel's englishit's a tiny accomplishment, but it feels good
>>1212675The last time I see that mouth is in Minami-ke.
BRAPPP
>>1212572Jesus christ teamates
>>1212676Wasn't he ranting specifically about kanji or am I remembering that wrong?
>>1211853Get drunk and talk about how much we hate chinksThen bury my face in her gigantic ass while she's sleeping
>>1212693Anon?
>>1212704Anon baby *wha* ahahahahaha
>>1212641You wish.
>>1212674She likes Katamari Damacy and thought it would be a good game.
I like seeing Ame play these games because it's cute! And it also makes the numbersacks seethe
Those are some nice image slots you have there, don't mind if I use one
DEADBRAPS SHITTING NOW
>>1212701Why are you replying to copypasta? kys
>>1212706It was a while ago near the time Gura debuted, so I think 3 and a half years ago?
>>1212556Noel's best point is Her chestnut mouth
>>1212709>he doesnt know
>Ame hates braps..
>>1212674It's a game she can finish in one stream, probably.
>>1212704See >>1212252
>>1212709chimkin...
>WHAT'S WITH THE SOUNDSAme BTFO brapposters
God dammit the fart sounds have wrapped back around to completely destroying my sides, especially how much they're bothering Ame.
lice...
this is a shit game
>>1212730he was ranting about multiple things but kanji was definitely one of them.
anybody but THEM...
>>1212665>Okayu - Ruined by baggy pants
>>1212648yes but they have exceptions. Try posting Kiara I hear she is their favorite EN since she can speak nihongo.
>>1212535>>1212640https://files.catbox.moe/9qmh0x.png
>supuAlmosto righto Noel
>>1212675
>>1212665>No ID2
>>1212664My honeymoon with Ina will be at a house just like the suburban home that Lucy and Ricky moved to when the show was forced to broadcast post WWII housing market propaganda. It will also include a pregnancy just like Lucy had and no one will say the word "pregnancy" on stream and the VODs will be privated until a priest watches them and judges them as wholesome and clean.
>>1212693hot body, but overall, not sexy at all
stuck on an island with golden shit
>>1212730no, you are right, that rant was legendary
>>1212667How about learning English on her own accord? I don't think so.
>>1212675based and chestnut pilled
>>1212466I remember this guy. He actually made me feel a little bad that I was taking away the only thing this waste of space had left in his miserable life. But then I imagined it as me instead colonizing and invading a country instead and I got hard, so I stopped feeling bad.
>SupuNoel...
>>1212741Don't mind
>Ame doesn't want to be stranded with the poopThis shit is hilarious.
>>1212709She owns 3 houses in fucking Tokyo. At that point shes a savvy businesswoman. All without being nude or doing actual porn.
>missed Towa gorilla stream>missed most of RBC>just caught the start of Noel's streamat least I didn't completely miss out today.
Noel is Google English...
>>121272599% of Japs' knowledge of English is a handful of loanwords, maybe some chuuni words, and "I'm fine thank you and you"
>>1212556Sorry anon thank ame for playing that boring game and made me watch her
>>1212678Kind of a faggot, but I can understand the sentiment
swimsuit Ame!
ITT: man farms (You)s by posting his entire copypasta collection
Why they are crying bros?
>What the fuck is that?It's a bit late to be asking, Ame.
>>1212778stop that right now
>>1212659Mostly that one picture and her concept art from her mama
>>1212665>Nene - Generic chinks design with awful color schemeGotta get with the times on this one
>What the fuck is that?Why is it the eyes are the first things that make her question this game?
>>1212674The stream is great imo
Why is it so hard for japanese to not add on to sounds?Just say "soup" not "soup-oh".
>>1212693>fat fingers???
>>1212690I think Ame's taste in games SUCKS
holy shit I didn't know how far down Noel was. Roboco is almost done with the tower and noel is just starting the first circle...
This thread it's going to hit 1500 without using all the images, isn't it?
Playing Cave Explorer with Ame!
>>1212802oh boy, Ms. Calliope. I'm so glad you picked me up from Eigo classes today. Yeah Ms. Calliope I really like you a lot. I really like you a lot Ms. Calliope, thank you for picking me up from Eigo classes today. Ey Uh Ey Uh I'm just getting this feeling Ms. Calliope. I'm getting this feeling in my body I just don't know how to control it. I don't know how to control it Ms. Calliope. They didn't teach me how to control it in Eigo school. OOO-OOO-OOO MS. CALLIOPE! WOAH LOOK AT THOSE FUCKIN MILKERS! HOLY SHIT MS. CALLIOPE! HOLY SHIT! THOSE ARE SOME BIG ASS FUCKING MILKERS! WOOHOOOO!" unintelligible moans of increasing pleasure "Woo Ms. CALLIOPE I've never seen such Milkers Ms. CALLIOPE! OOOOO MY FINGERS! I'M AUTISTIC MS. CALLIOPE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY FINGERS MS. CALLIOPE!" starts gyrating his little boy crotch in the direction of such astounding mammaries "I CAN'T HELP IT MS. CALLIOPE! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTROL IT! OOOOOOO I WANT THIS ONE OVER HERE! WOOHOOHOOHOOHOO MS. CALLIOPE! THEY'RE REALLY REAL! OO I LIKE THE SKIN YOU'VE GOT RIGHT HERE TOO! OOOO THAT'S A NICE SCYTHE, HOW MUCH DID THAT COST, HUH? YA KNOW MY UNCLE HAS A BETTER DEAL IF YOU EVER NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE. YOU KNOW THEY GO BAD AFTER EVERY SO OFTEN. MAYBE I GOT A SCYTHE FOR YOU RIGHT HERE MS. CALLIOPE. MAYBE I GOT A REAL NICE SCYTHE FOR YOU HERE, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT! FRESH OUT OF THE UNDERWORLD MS. CALLIOPE!" incoherent cackling "OOOOO yeah! OOOOOO MS. CALLIOPE!" deranged man starts humping the Live2D "WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH MS. CALLIOPE! OH MS. CALLIOPE! YOUR SHIRT IS VERY LOVELY AND REALLY SOFT! I'm a little tapped out here Ms. Calliope, but it's still a nice soft feeling though. Oh wait a minute... OH NO! OH NO CHANG! CHANG IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! I'M AUTISTIC CHANG! YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL JENMA ARE YA? I NEVER GOT TO DO THAT TO NOBODY BEFORE, CHANG, PLEASE! PLEASE, CHANG! I-I'M NOT I-I HAVE A DISABILITY! I COULD SHOW YOU MY PAPERWORK! IT'S OKAY! PLEASE CHANG DON'T! d-do-don't chang. you didn't see nothin here. you didn't see anything okay? hey, DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING THOMAS THE TRAIN ENGINE TOY! THAT'S VERY RARE! JUST BECAUSE WE MADE SWEET SWEET LOVE AND I GOT TO FEEL UP THESE BIG OL' GAZONK MILKERS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO MY TRAIN! IT'S VERY RARE!! I ONLY EVER SAW THIS ONE AT THE STORE AND THEY NEVER HAD NO MORE BUT IT'S" sudden change of heart due to a colossal chest "okay maybe it's okay. awww I do like... awwww it's so soft. ooooo they're so big and soft, huh?" fade to black with orgasmic bliss
>>1212720spics are barely better that curryniggers on the internet, and only because they have the conceptual idea of not shitting on the streets
>>1212763Maybe, but the stream is entertaining
Are you sure duolingo is bad for Japanese? It looks fun.
>>1212642Kiara needs to stream TWW2. She could do some fun roleplay stuff since the arcane phoenix in that game has a very similar color scheme compared to her
>>1212665>Polka Image>Polka in garbage tierWHICH IS IT, ANON? Do you like clown wife or not?!
>>1212802>be anon>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime>work was tough today, don't want to do anything>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you>something's touching your nose>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter
>imagesimages>iiameges
>>1212778o-ogey...
>>1212796They learn it in highschool, it's just that they learn this weird japanese idea of english that results in people thinking "supu" is sensible.
>>1212058Shinove will pick her up from the airport
>>1212770>Try posting Kiara I hear she is their favorite EN since she can speak nihongo.Oh shit really? I'll give it a shot then.
>>1212579Laughed my fucking ass off when it got to Ame's part. Great shitpost.
>>1212704Too much C02 in the air
>>1212720based latinx
>>1212816Well, Noel just started and this was Roboco's 3rd english stream.
>>1212833ima ges?
>>1212676I don't want to post much about the homos in here because it often leads to a complete shitshow across the thread, but holy shit that rant was absolutely based and got me paying some attention to astel. Legendary rant.
>>1212763no it's great because Ame is having fun with it
>>1212826Duolingo is fun, that's why it's popular. But japanese is difficult to become literate in and requires a far more rigorous routine than just playing around in duolingo.
>>1212818Yes, and that is fine
>>1212818Not on my watch!
>>1212812The only terminating consonant sound they have is n. Nothing they say in normal conversation ever ends in a p sound, so it's just habit.
>>1212833
>>1212812why is it so hard for burgers to pronounce any word that's not in their native language?
Danchou's is talking about Gura!
>>1212823I concur.t. Argentinian
Ame just said she was a skrull
>>1212848its poop tho
You know what we need. Suisei's mom teaching english to the holos stream.
Noel stop gushing Gura on stream
>have to choose between Noenglish and Ame's Nick Jr specialHow do you guys decide?
>>1212828not him butPOLKA LOVE
Sounds like Noel knows Gura wants a daki of her.
>>1212835Anon how much spanish/french/etc do you remember from high school? Unless you continue to do your reps within 5 years you forget most of it.
>>1212665At least you're funneling your wallposting into something constructive
Not gonna lie, this is really making me want to replay Katamari Damacy
She isn't playing this all the way to the end, is she?
>>1212813I'd rather she play a variety of games than just spamming Minecraft or Apex.
So what did /hlgg/ think of Mori's new EP? Is it worth pirating?
>there have now been more gura references in Noel's stream than Ame's
>>1212730Yeah it was about kanji. And it was extremely valid
You guys ever think what it would be like if you were playing a co-op game with your oshi sitting in your lap, softly talking to each other and eventually pausing the game to passionately kiss each other?
>>1212826Good for practice only
Nice game
>>1212818Not if I have anything to do about it.
>>1212826Its good to start early on, but like >>1212849 said
Rate my Feet analyst for Holo ENKiara: Smooth, womanly feet, with beautifully clear skin. Almost excessively preened, the nails are beautifully manicured with bright nailpolish and the cuticles of her nails are clearly shaped and moisturized. The heel is so delicate that holding it is like holding a piece of fruit. They are faintly perfumed, which some might consider in bad taste, but for others has a kind of elegant maturity. 8.5/10, somewhat biased from meIna: Feet that are very frequently bare, and it shows. Little bits of lint between the toes, no signs of tanning, naturally lovely and somewhat small feet that are unfortunately not particularly cared for. The skin is a bit dry around the heel and the soles, suggesting lack of concern for their overall appearance. Somewhat free of odour if that's your thing. 7.5/10 but with potentialAmelia: If you weren't aware these were a woman's feet, you might not be able to tell. Stubby, mannish toes with toenails that are badly in need of trimming. A deeply acidic odour which many would find offensive but nevertheless may appeal to some tastes. If you look closely there are hairs growing between the toes, which is an uncommon feature on any feet, male or female. The skin is dry and cracked, perhaps even with a few hairline cuts from total lack of concern. Not only are these feet rarely moisturized or groomed, but they are seldom washed. Truly a wilderness. Not my cup of tea but again, appeals to niche tastes. 3/10Gura: Cute little feet. Smooth, youthful skin with perhaps the odd cut or bandage from getting into all kinds of trouble. There's a tan line at about the ankle from wearing ankle-socks. Toenails are trimmed but not painted, maybe just a little dirty with some soil between the toes from some intrepid adventure she'd recently been on. Handling them is mostly charming due to how petite and quaint they are, but they have a kind of youthful innocence. 7/10Mori: Large, masculine feet with long toes. Her pale skin causes her azure veins to be visible upon close inspection. The toes are a bit red from being stuffed into high heels that are a size smaller than she ought to be wearing. This has caused the cuticles of her nails to be worn and even somewhat torn in places. A hangnail is not altogether unlikely. These are stressed feet that need more care. 6/10
>>1212845igmmata
GURA, DONT GO TO JAPAN!YOU WILL BE RAPED!
>>1212862but it's fun to play with
>Gura please hug me!
>>1212830>Gura>washing dishes
>>1212730yeah pretty much
AME IS FALLING ASLEEP
>>1212847Honestly I don't even understand why people get upset the homos are like the nicest people
>>1212853OJOU LOVE!
Gura pillow...
Kind reminder that Sora's asshole is all slimy and smooth inside so she can poop easier, not so you can rub your dick against her sensitive anal walls until you fill it with your fresh semen. Only degenerates would want to cum inside her warm and soft butt while her head is down in a pillow. The same degenerates who would enjoy going balls deep inside her poop chute, the most private and intimate part of her body, before slowly and gently sliding out so Sora can enjoy the faux sensation of taking a long and satisfying dump while her anal muscles twitch and coil lovingly around their penis. And when they get close to cumming, they would do unimaginable things like fully taking their dick out with a loud and wet plop before resting it on her soft butt cheek, admiring the lewd gaping of her messy and wet shit hole and the slimy juices oozing out of it as she squeals in embarrassment. Absolutely disgusting.
>>1212579my fuckin sides
>are we supposed to prevent it from happening again?Sounds like she was yawning as she was saying thatCute, sleepy Ame! Cute!
>>1212771My fucking god... I gotta rewatch that show now
>>1212867Ame all the time
>>1212890This copypasta is old...
A Noel/Gura collab would be really cute... Imagine the ASMR
>>1212796Ironically a lot of the boomers speak better English in Japan
>>1212884I hope you get banned
>>1212867I'll watch Ame's vod tomorrow since I could barely grab Noel's stream at the start.
>>1212806Did you know that that's real? I Love Lucy was not allowed to have the word "pregnancy" said onscreen and an ordained priest had to look over all the scripts for the episodes where she was pregnant. Every reference to it is just "the baby" or lucy "expecting."
>>1212867Danchou
>>1212058*blocks your path*
>>1212874>variety of gamesjust not this
>>1212849how did the retarded chicken do it then?
>Noel is doing all this so she can fuck GuraThe Japanese obsession with things that are cute always baffles me. I'm aware that cute is not a direct translation for kawaii, it's a whole culture and aesthetic but still.
Oh god the circle is Russian.
>>1211957>Noel: my goal is to be able to be hugged by Gura
>>1212867i had both and moona playing but i closed them to focus on Noel because its too cute and i want to support her efforts to collab with Gura
>>1212867Ame is my oshi, Jesus Christ could stream his second coming and I'd still watch Ame.
What do we call the Gura x Noel ship?NoGur?
>>1212910
I'm scared that Gura will decline the noel collab now.
Пpивeт....
>>1212906Naizuri/paizuri heartbeats ASMR.... IMAGINE
>>1212874Yeah, I don't understand anyone that watches a streamer for the games, I watch them for them, and playing weird shit like this has the best chance of producing cool reactions and fun.
>>1212918it's moe
>>1212867One of them's my oshi, but I'll probably skim Noel's vod since it sounds like it's fun.
>>1212867Ame is makng a lot of cute noises in this stream
Noel is cuter than usual today
>>1212901Purest thing I ever read.
>>1212906>Noel x Gura ASMRYou just made me remember that i dreamt about that last night.
>>1212864what is she saying about gura? that she smells?
>>1212874I'd rather she play a good game.
>>1212905so are the dirty dishes in Gura's sink
>Ame is fucking bored
>>1212920>Gura with Noel>Ame with MelA-Are our girls in danger?
>>1212869My vocab's all forgotten but I remember basic grammar rules and verb conjugation. The important underlying foundation was taught, and anyone that wanted to build on that later in life had a strong base from which to progress. That's not the case for japanese students learning english. The rules are too hard for highschoolers, so they don't really drill them, and instead they focus on memorizing set 'conversational' phrases and some basic there their they're, past tense-present tense stuff.
You have max 255 characters to explain to me what the fuck Ame is playing.
>>1212886
People are really butthurt about the game Ame's playing huh?It's dumb but jesus you guys can live without another Oblivion or Apex stream
the miko GTA michael video thing for her birthday was so nice it legit made me feel all warm inside
>>1212932>Gura's chest is too small so she has to stick really close to the mic and Noel
>>1212932>>1212933Rushia lives nearby now right? Why haven't Rushia and Noel done an ASMR collab?
>>1212933SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXI AM BECOMING SEEEEEEEX
>>1212913pregnancy
>>1212932I WANT IT I NEED IT
>>1212867i'm watching them side by side, but im disappointed I can't focus completely on either one
Something about Ame's movements always gives me muppet vibes
This looks like a game you can get high playing it
>>1212812why can't burgers stop putting stresses on random syllables while pronouncing japanese words?
This Moona stream is incredibly relaxing. I feel asleep while watching it, and just woke up when he started cheering about being done.I think it' because he doesn't have that annoying background music right now
>>1212058>All the HoloJP girls want to grab her>Only Mori can protect her>But the HoloJP girls also want to grab MoriMori and Gura are in danger
>>1212873of course not, she doesn't have the determination of watame to play games for 5 hours every other day until she finishes it.
>>1212933
>>1212891That was a fun stream.
>Why do the eyeballs blink?She really doesn't like those eyeballs.
>>1212915I kneel homo tard wrangler....
>>1212884Old pasta, but I hope that somebody an anon writes one for all of the other holos.
>>1212867Do you fuckers really not use Jetri?
>>1212901And now my dick is hard again, thank you anon
>>1212949They're in incredibly good hands
>>1212917Chicken is a language prodigy and probably smarter than you. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. She did in a few months what takes even exceptionally talented people years.
>>1212867Ame because I've already seen too much JP's doing English learning streams that it's kinda getting old for meAlso I love Ame!
>>1212624Don't remember the name, but i do remember her always being dressed like a clown, that's probably how i got a thing for clown girls now that i think about it
>>1212958Are people butthurt? I thought people were just fucking weirded outI sure am, but I'm enjoying it anyway because of AmeHer reactions and sounds and voices are what make it worth it
>>1212955kusoge
>>1212924NaiPai
>>1212918>Gura comes to Japan>Mori has to make sure she's the first one at the airport of she'll get kidnapped by one of the Holo's on arrival
Anyone else get randomly hit with a wave of intense depression while watching the streams
>>1212958Wtf do you mean? I love Oblivion streams and would take that over this kusoge.
>>1212955See>>1212591
>>1212955I can't
>>1212882>visits /fit/ for the first time
Fucking imagine what it would be like to have sex with Amelia Watson, and how to make her happiest.The most important part, as always, is the foreplay, and you have to make that into a fucking event itself. Making out with her, of course, but going together for a shower would be the first priority. But not starting anything in there. The first thing to do is to well and truly help get each other clean. Imagine going, bit by bit, soaping her up and cleaning her off, never getting too into it, but making sure to make note of every part of her, pay attention to everything that makes her her, while she grows more and more intense under the attention.When it's done, you wipe each other down, getting closer and closer all the while, until it's finally time to start the real event, going to the bed and laying her out on top of it.Imagine moving up her body, bit by bit, from her toes to her mouth, moving on to each erogenous zone, giving extra time in the places she likes, occasionally teasing her before moving on more and more, farther and farther, until you're on top of her, making out once again, bodies nearly one with each other.Then, just as you're about to start, you wait, and turn the tables, only lightly teasing until you hear her ask you to go the distance with her. You wait to here her nearly beg for it, as the attention high overflows into desperation, before you finally give into that primal desire and truly become one with her.Imagine what comes next, a mess of excitment, no planning, moving by raw instinct and bodily passion, bending Ame into every place she wants to go, stimulating her in every place you can while filling her perfectly, forgetting where the boundary between your body and hers begins and ends, your very mind and soul mingling with hers, where you make her whole and she makes you the same.Everything in the world could be gone for all that it matters to you two; the only thing that exists is you, and Amelia, together as a single unit of pure bliss.Finally, at the climax of your passion and hers, you lose the last remnant of control you had, and she accepts you completely and utterly, as you pump every ounce of baby batter into her warm, fertile womb, the throes of passion dissolving your mind into nothing but feelings of love, release, and the need to get ever closer to each other.As she cools off, you pull the covers over yourselves, still inside of her, kissing and embracing, not wanting to let that feeling of completeness end just yet. The kissing grows less intense, but just as passionate, until she starts to fall asleep in your arms, just as you do hers, still a part of each other, whispering soft words of love into each other's ears, promising to be together and support each other for the rest of your lives. The last thing you hear before drifting off into sleep being her soft breathing against your chest, and you realize:This is what it means to be loved, happy and complete.
>>1211957>>1212920>>1212949ASYMETRICAL DOCKING LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1212964To avoid killing the entire male population of Japan by heart attack/dehydration.
>>1212955I don't know I'm watching Ame
Ina pure!Ina cute!Ina comfy!Ina inspiring!Ina ina ina!!!!!!
>>1212947Just jumped on to the stream.What the hell is this?
>>1212913I'm so glad that for as much shit as we give Youtube for having arbitrary standards on content, things were definitely worse back then.
Maidos please I beg you ban those niggers raiding usand I mean perma ban please we are getting worse by the second
>>1212949Gura should be fine as long as Flare doesn't get too close to her
JJeb?
Ame! Try holding L3+R3!
>>1212958I don't think anyone's butthurt shitposter-kun.But the game is kind of creepy at times and the only thing really carrying me through is the music.
>>1212997numberfags were seething not too many minutes ago
>>1213000Can Mori fight off Matsuri forma de menhera?
>>1213015inapregnating ina!
>>1213000>Gets kidnapped by Mori instead
>>1213000I hear if you eat her art you gain her subscribers.
>>1212970You guys are really gonna be blown away by Ame 3d if it ever happens.It'l be like coco, the 2d plane debuffs her so hard, her love of slapstick humor is going to make her absolutely Kino in 3d
>>1212917well she certainly didnt use Duolingo
is this Russian?
>>1212917Didnt she learn Japanese at like 13 or 14 years old? Thats basically the last time in your life you can effortlessly learn a language
>>1212958Here is a picture of Ame. Feel free to stare at it for hours if that's all that you need to be entertained.
>>1213017Kusoge by the guy who made Katamari Damacy
>>1213030gura is safe mori only wants little boys
>>1212793w-wait really? this keyboard smasher owns three houses? i think i need to start watching her more...
This sure is a game
>>1212917>>1212992so this is the power of Europeans
what the fuck is going on with this game. i looked away for 5 minutes and there's so much going on...
1947 – 1991
Noel views Gura the same way she views Ayame she just wants to spoil her.
>>1213000>Implying Mori wouldn't be tackled by a frantic Suisei the moment she leaves her house.Gura is fucked
>>1212955It's a pretty typical Keita Takahashi game
>A squid and an octopus! Ina!
I love Mori!
>INA MENTION
INA MENTION>INA MENTION
>no Gura mention>Ina mentionyep Gurame is dead, Iname lives
>>1213052Cute!
>>1213047Looks like a Nene stream
INA INA INAAAAA
>>1212884Take this from a foot connoisseur. It does not matter if a woman likes or dislikes the notion of someone liking her feet specifically - it's the praise. Women who know their beauty and self-worth can recognize whether or not they have good or bad looking feet, even if they might be tricking themselves. A woman who doesn't take care of her feet will pretend not to care, but as soon as a man or another woman praises her or the potential for her feet, she will start looking at them more whenever she bathes, showers, or takes her footwear and/or socks off. What she previously ignored or only maintained, she will start looking at it more often from that point on. She will consider how nice a manicure would be, how nice it would be to get them painted just the right color or polish. But then she might lament how no one would see them, therefore, she resolves herself to maybe treating herself once a week by wearing sandals and seeing if anyone notices. She will continue seeking it, maybe even point it out to someone she likes - but once she gets a nibble, she becomes addicted to that praise. She starts experimenting, alternating polishes, manicure styles, even doing footbaths and special pedicure treatments. She will find excuses to mention her feet, because it's fundamentally HER, but at the same time, so distant from her standard appearance. She doesn't have to get bad judgments or reviews about her normal looks when she seeks attention with her feet. People usually don't shame others about bad feet unless it's really heinous, and if she's taking good care of them, it doesn't matter if her toes are small, long, or somewhere in-between. She has that modicum of self-worth that's inherently sexual, provocative, and shows her true colors without having to strut (proverbially speaking) her personality or the rest of her out. It's why Gura takes immense pleasure in rubbing her feet on the glass of her computer tower and mentioning it.It's why she started happily grinning and laughing when she went through with the foot ASMR because she herself, liked that power, that attraction, that appeal. "How could someone like this?" Gura might have asked in her head. But then the attention starts pouring in - a part she likely valued very little before has suddenly become a commodity, something that distinguishes the good people from the bad without being too overt. Foot people are by and large, good people, they scout what true beauty looks like when it's covered up, layered, or worn and beaten and then fixed into something anew. Think of feet as an excellent engine inside of a car chassis; it keeps everything running perfectly, no matter how the rest of the outside looks, fresh or not. Breasts sag, asses wrinkle, but feet can just get a new layer of polish, lotion, and it's as if they were 20 years younger again. Why do you think older ladies love to wear toe rings and wear nail polish on their toes so often, along with uncovered footwear like sandals? That is the reason why, it's the part of them that they can still fondly pretend to be younger with and they love when men worship that youthfulness. Feet are the universality that connects all of a woman's attractiveness into one distilled, tucked away compartment, and it is up to us to unlock that potential, either expressed or lost. That, my friend, is how feet is true culture.
>>1213047Did the Katamari creator really make this?
THEY ARE
>>1213030Gura isnt a little boy, shes safe
>>1213001No.
>There's 3 more hours of this kusoge
>Ina mentionTHEY ARE
I can barely hear Ame
>>1212917She was really young, and also she seems to be naturally good at learning languages
>>1213015I want ina to draw my blood with her fang
>INAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1213022>Noel grabbing Gura's shoulders as Flare holds Gura's arm close to her stomach. >Both Flare and Noel have "that" look>Gura looks terrifiedSo it starts the 3rd gen experience.
Ina and Ame are friends
>>1212969>im disappointed I can't focus completely on either oneThat's the reason I stopped multi-stream drifting, doesn't help if your trying to read the thread as well. I'm just going to watch Noel later since it can be listened to without watching the screen much.
>>1213073Pull the trigger, no one'll miss you.
>>1212778I forgive you for your massive faggotry last thread
>>1213001>whileno it comes after
>>1212867Well Noel just said "I rabu u" so I think I made the right choice
>>1212895Pretty much the fact that they're males, doesn't matter to some people how nice they are the simple fact that they have a dick puts them at odds with some people's perception of hololive as a whole. At least 1 or 2 in these threads have actually gotten mad about holos interacting with holostars even when Astel is practically gay to avoid causing problems like that. Idk, there's a million different reasons for it but mostly I've just accepted it as a distinct part of tthe thread culture
>>1213043Alright, I got that.Nobi Nobi boy was still pretty fun and weird, and wish that was still playable
>>1212961Just saw it. That's cute as fuck
ELLAS SON
>>1213023Hehe Jeb
>>1212992>She did in a few months what takes even exceptionally talented people years.not that guy, but didn't she only learn how to communicate in 6 months and then, how to write over the years?
>>1213078turn up the volume
>I lab youNoel... my heart...
>>1212812I'm sorry anon, but your burgerland ignorance is shoingBecause it's literally a non-thing for them.Their language does not have that at all.Just as Eng does not have the guttural consonants of French or German.Once you learned other languages, you will quickly spot how weird and irrational English actually is.
>>1212955she's playing a globohomo artstyle kusoge with toilet humor, i hope you enjoy this delivery anon
>>1212771thanks...?
>>1213073How do you know Ame will play this for 3 hours?
>>1213073yeah I tapped out a few minutes ago. watching Noel now
>>1213081PLEASE DRAW MORE ENMA X INA
[Great News] LONG HAIR AMEhttps://twitter.com/o8q/status/1367672012324278276?s=20
>>1213036There's no point in life when you can easily learn a language, anon. Have you ever heard a kid speak? It's barely language. Shit takes over a decade to get a basic grasp of your first language, by comparison you become fluent at a second or 3rd much faster when you approach it later in life.
>>1213053>Gura is coming to Japan>Mori leaves there first so to protect Gura>This was all a ploy by Susei to get Mori out of her houseTurns out Gura arrives tomorrow~
>>1213060she did though?
>>1213111Cute!!!
>>1213087I'll miss him. I share his pain.
>>1212867I'm getting filtered by Ame's "game" so Danchou for me
>>1213093if only a good majority of the thread was based and swung for both teams
>>1213033God I can't wait, especially after hearing Ame talk about 3D and how she can dance.
>>1213107me and 7k+ other teamates will go on without you faggot
>>1213022Fuck you're right. I completely forgot Flare is a lolicon who loves flat chests.
>>1213098https://streamable.com/mqhgffYeb indeed anon
>>1213107cringe
>>1213088Thank you help me harass Risu to do a watchalong for The Beverly Hillbillies
>>1213068IN A REALLY NICE PIECE OF FAN ART
>Noel getting filtered by English spelling
>>1212955bright colors funny noises make me smile happy Ame cute haha wheeeeee poot haahaheeehee wowow that was fun let's be the big guy okay wowoo
>welocomNoel...
Ame smell
Wait, so the only "good" EN stream today was Gura's papers please?
>>1213123same
>>1213093It's because of falseflaggers and newfags taking the bait every time.
>>1212995The Big Comfy Couch?
>>1213114>>1213073Did I miss a meme
>I wanna smell it!!!
This stream is great
>>1212933At least use the finished version
Why are everyone surprised at Noel's eigo being bad? She is the same person that sung lefto saido righto saido when in the original song it clearly said left side right side.Honesty, it will take a while for Noel to get ESL levelif she doesn't want to be awkward with any EN. So it will be better if she just learn easy general phrases and play easy games with them like Ame with Roboco and Mel or Mori with Korone (excluiding Ina and Kiara who they know nihongo enough to carry a conversation) But if she really wants Gura then good luck. Only la virgencita knows what sorcery the dagger did to snatch gura for a collab.
>Noel learning about contractionsThis is so precious.
Sniff
Why is everybody on the new island a Botan viewer
>>1213068>>1213074GOOD FRIENDS
>Oh this is a nose? I thought it was a cloud!One of the few times backseating was a good thing.
Thoughts?
Ame smells like coconuts
>>1213103>Once you learned other languages, you will quickly spot how weird and irrational English actually is.Reminds me of an image someone posted here about someone talking about how fucking weird English is, especially how inconsistent it is. It was a poem or something, I can't remember.
>>1213136Not happening cause its cute
>>1213128>7kthe honeymoon is over... holoEN is dead...
>>1213112I'm sorry anon, but kids CAN learn foreign languages pretty fucking fast.My friend grew up with a German grandma, and she could speak both Eng and Ger at like 7 or 8. Then she learnt Chinese at school and can now speak them all.Her sister grew up after that grandma had died, so now she's also EOP.
>>1213141Yesterday was insanely good, you gotta take the ups and downs Anon
>>1211559She's the best!
What age group was this game made for
>someone sees a dogKORONE?!?!>someone sees a sheepWATAME?!?!?!>someone sees an onionAQUA?!?!?!?!?>someone sees a duckSHUBASHUBASHUBA XDDDD>someone sees a gorillaPPT PPT PPT!!!!>someone sees a catFUBUKI?!?!?!?>someone sees a flat surfaceRUSHIA??!?!?!?!?>anon sees shionOJI-SANS?!>anon sees koroneDIVORCE LOST THE KIDS TIKTOK HAG?!>anon sees FKBSUPACHA?!?>anon sees marineWOMB?!>anon sees suiseiPISS IN ASS?!?>anon sees haachamai miss akai haato>anon sees aquaSOLOLIVE?!>anon sees okayuFATTO CATTO?!>anon sees roberuWINNING SON?!>anon sees watameCRYING!?>anon sees cocoBUGMEN!?>anon sees lunaNAAAAAAAA?!>anon sees matsuriMENHERA!?>anon sees towaTOWA MISSPELLING VARIATION #9001?!>anon sees pekoraOGEY!?!>anon sees mioKORONE!?>anon sees ayameWHORE?!>anon sees noelAUTISTIC SCREAMING!?Please help me expand this
>>1213138LEFTO SAIDORIGHTO SAIDO
>>1213073Pull it, pussy. Take yourself out for being WEAK
>>1213161Weird way to spell lovers anon
I love Ame
>>1213155Big ups anon
>Excuse me, it's my hole!Amehole...
https://youtu.be/WkD0-H8OdDo
https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1367680547799982080RBC is gonna make it
>Excuse me, this is my holeA-Ame, please....
>>1213111FINALLY
>>1213115If Suisei ever start to mention wanting to do a music collab with Gura flying over to Japan, sound the alarm
>>1213128Cringe
I know everything gets called a kusoge, but this is legit a kusoge
>Sweater outfit>Megane>MASSIVE tits>Silver hairCan I have a physical oshi and an emotional oshi? Because I really wanna fuck this JOP knight, but I her streams don't really interest me
>this pregnant elsa spiderman game is $20
>>1213144Yup an unavoidable part of these threads I guess. The Apex tourney was a pretty good time at least.
>>1213157Are you even sure anyone is surprised
>>1213150I love this baby bitch
>>1213147Probably, it's been a while
>>1213168I want to marry her
>>1213175>took 8 years to learn germanSounds pretty dumb to me.
>>1213180>>1213106>>1213007>>1212967>>1212914Does Paizuri feel good?
>>1213199It's a cool game but also fuck lmao
>woo-tah
>>1213198You forgot the cutest sounding voice in Hololive!
>>1212812>This much asshurt over your questionIt's like we never left /jp/ at all!
>>1213188NoeFure are going to turn my oshi into even more of a raging dyke and I'm ok with that
Noel getting filtered by Japanese is fucking hilarious. What a dumpster fire of a language.
>>1213112anon no you're just wrong, Yes a child won't master a language and no every little thing about the language, but they can quickly learn the important bits to be able to communicate sufficiently.But also children have infinitely more free time to learn language compared to an adult who has other responsibilities
>>1213157>Only la virgencita knows what sorcery the dagger did to snatch gura for a collab.She probably asked.
Danchou... your kanji reps...
>>1213157>Only la virgencita knows what sorcery the dagger did to snatch gura for a collab.Speak English and play DBD. Apparently Gura invited Anya to play with her.
>>1213170
>>1213182Not like this anon....
>>1213212Part of the appeal is pressing your dick against her heart.
>>1212855because who gives a fuck
>>1212917She didn't spend any time on grammar. Spent all her time faking it with a translator while speaking with Japanese people online.
>>1213186so many lewd clip opportunities from this stream
*casts a spell to make every JP Holo treat English study as a fad rather than a commitment*
This is a game about friendship and you guys hate it, UNITY was never real.
I miss [sjis] bros... how do we get the meidos to give it back to us?
>Niji talents suddenly learning english>JP holo suddenly learning english as wellInteresting...
>eigo jouzu
Why did you think that was a good response?
>>1213178JapanThis is weirdly reminding me of the more experimental years of the PS1-PS2 era of games where some creator made some bullisht and somehow got funding to make it, like LSD, Chulip, and Stretch Panic
>>1213225It's interesting that Ame gets so much booba art, when technically Mori is quite a bit bigger than her. Many members are actually
>>1213199>Tfw all the pregnant elsa VS spiderman IRL Frozen Nerf Battle Evil Spiderman VS Iron Man Slime Attack (EPIC) videos got taken down and all that ill fitting pregnancy attire reference is just gone
>>1213150Coco so cuuuuutttteeee
>>1213189I'm pen....I am pen....god damnit
>>1213243Nothing changed!
>>1213180>anon sees ameゴズリング22.jpg
Thoughts.?
Just joined Ame's stream, what is this trash?
>>1213212it's basically a handjob, what feels good about it is the situation
>>1213147>>1213208Why did I waste my childhood watching this shit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgPGlY8W-zM
>>1212973What even are the stress rules for English? I just do everything without thinking about it, but it feels like they're completely all over the place.That's probably why, I think we don't know how not to.
i cant hear rice, only lice...
xa xa xa xa
>>1213180Did this start as a jab at chat that gradually transformed into a jab at these threads?
>>1213244>>>/jp/
Cute Ame sneeze!
AME CUTE
>>1213218Same
Well if nothing else, she'll be able to ask Gura for some fish and rice
>>1213199>pregnant elsa spiderman gamekek
Bless you, Ame... bless you
>>1213252only you would know about something like this
Cute sneeze.
>>1213265You discovered clussy
>>1213220Everytime I think about learning Japanese I see shit like this.
>>1213245let us pray they don't decide to pander to spics nextwhat they'll get is not worth the effort
AAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1213170The Chaos is good too. http://ncf.idallen.com/english.html>And I bet you, dear, a penny,>You say mani-(fold) like many,>Which is wrong. Say rapier, pier,>Tier (one who ties), but tier.
>>1213231Is it also a coincidence that she is the lowest subbed in hololive?
>>1213245Honestly I'm surprised they haven't made English a mandatory thing you learn before graduating in japan since you need it for almost all industries around the world.
>>1213251Her clothes hide her power levelAfterall, are you gonna go do detective work in an ill-fitting bra?
>>1213262Something she found in a cereal box while dumpster diving
AAA SNEEZE ON ME AME COVER ME IN YOUR MUCUS
>>1213243*counter-casts a spell that makes at least three to five of the talents fluent by the end of the year*
>>1213134I'll spam "TREERRAT DO A BEVERLY HILLBILLIES WATCHALONG" with you. maybe
>>1213261H-hot
I see a lot of viewers are getting filtered by this game
>>1213251I guess the initial surprise during her debut that she's actually stacked played some part in that. Plus, Ame is pushed as the "lewd" one by fan artists, hence more boob art
Why is Ame playing a literal Teletubbies game?
>>1213243*the spell had no effect*
>>1213291Unironically yes
>>1213220I'll say this a dozen times: Japanese as a SPOKEN language is absolutely 10/10, great structure, sounds beautiful, lots of ways to be creative and have fun with the languageJapanese for READING AND WRITING is absolutely abhorrently shit.
>tenkus
>>1213245A war is coming...I can feel it
>>1213196No, you.
>>1213243Waste of MP
>>1213302No thoughts, head empty
>>1213243Wow! Everything's exactly the same!
Your oshi is pretty cute teammates. I hope she collabs with mine again
What does watam even mean
>>1213302imagine the smell
>>1213251Big tits on a perceived smaller frame is why she gets so much booba art
>>1213261I wonder what kinda permission she'll get from that
>>1213302
>>1213322Soon, takobro!
You guys do understand how much more hate Gura will incur if her JP senpais are the ones accommodating her language, rather than the other way around, right?
architectbros...
の check!
>>1213245VSinger and NijiEN debut soon. Could be in April
beri beri hangry
>>1213292Anon... it is mandatory. They just fucking suck.
Ame's boobas.
Th-thoughts?
Just got back from doing security-camera workHow's Ame's stream going?
>>1213251It's not about size but eroticism. Whether they're right or wrong, people find Ame's booba more erotic.
>>1213212No not really. If they've got some lotion/lube or something to lather their breasts it can be alright, but the pressure is nonexistant and it's just kind of an awkward position and isn't worth needing to clean up the lotion later. If it's just dry tits the friction is killer and it's actively unpleasant for both of you.Hentai is obsessed with paizuri for reasons entirely divorced from reality, just like how mainstream western porn doesn't resemble real sex at all.
Noel... you had it...
SUPER NENECHI GOD
>>1213211Yes yes you—an adult—are superior to a child.Happy now?Jeez.
>>1213307Good, fuck them. As far as i'm concerned weird indie games are part of Ame's bread and butter along with FPS. Let the /v/irgins get filtered.
Noeru...
>>1213322Next week for sure!
That was a cute mistake
>>1213252>>1213199I didn't need to be reminded that those ever existed, but I'm both happy they're gone (kids did not need to see that shit), but I'm sorry for your loss, Damascus-kun.
>>1213309She liked Katamari Damacy and thought it would be good or something
>>1213312Based and truthpilled, there's a reason their TTS is godlike and english is terrible.
>>1213348>flatd i s g u s t i n g
>>1213353It's A stream
>>1213353Dumb fun but Ame's been much cuter than usual.
HINATA HATE
>>1213312That's what happens when you restrict your language to Chink standardsNot to say English couldnt use a few more letters like bringing back þ or having ü's and shit but Japanese is next level restricted
>>1213322They are both truly precious brother
I don't like sharks, but I want to be a shark's gaming chair. I want to smell the shark's pungent scent
>>1213322>teammatesGet it right, you fuckodachi.Yours is cool too, though.
hinatabros...
NordVPN...
Whoever made this game should stop making games. This shit looks like a tryhard ripoff of Katamari.
>>1213093>>1213125>>1213144I like the homo's but the majority of pre/split and pre/EN debut anons think they just don't belong here in /hlgg/ which is pretty reasonable since there was a holostar thread back then in /jp/. I wonder why that thread didn't make the move here in /vt and just died out
>>1213199Which stream are you watching?
>>1213348Not that she did not pull it off. but I almost never like cosplays of animated girls
>>1213301PLEASE
Who's this Hinata and why do Roboco and Noel keep talking about this fuckboy?
>>1213392but it's literally the katamari guy
>>1213245Nijis are probably paving the way for NijiEN
>>1213376I can barely hear her. Her audio balance with this game is a mess.
>>1213353People getting filtered by Katamari Man's mid-life crisis. Lots of cute noises.
>>1213353Give it A chance anon
>>1213322>Iname nigger uses "Teammates"kys
>>1213339Who cares what anti's think, they'll hate her no matter what.
>>1213400Hinata is a whore!
>>1213397Would you though?
>>1213348arms too fat
>>1213353The game itself is very bizarre and nonsensicalBut Ame herself is cute, cute, cute, cute, cute!
>>1213398DIS ROVE HAVE TAKIN CONTLO OF ME
>>1213353Ame is cute but this game fucking sucks.
>>1213243You can't beat Towa-sama's determination, Watamage!https://streamable.com/0kqv6d
>>1213413Hinata hate!
>>1213370>youH O M O S E X U A L
i need to get some work done but i also have Ame's stream open in the background and im also exhausted and at this point i have no idea what is happening and my head hurts
>>1213243Only Korone and Subaru are westaboo enough that I could take their efforts to learn english seriously
>>12133921. It's by that same guy2/ Every FPS is a Doom clone, and every RPG is a tabletop DnD clone. Deal with it. That's how a new genre grows up and changes.
>>1213348>>1213397I think the nose ruins it, she tried to erase it to keep it faithful to Ina's 2D, doesn't work.
>>1213382We actually have spare letters in English if you just standardized some pronounciations.For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
Cant believe I missed out on Noel's eigo reps stream
>>1213415Unironically, I'm not into Asian girls anon
>>1213112Literally not true at allTheres benefits to learning languages later in life but it's simply 100% a proven fact that you learn languages fastest before you hot puberty. And it's not even close, what takes months for a child takes years for an adult
how the fuck does Ame's game last 3-4 hours
>>1213168Chimkin would never wear an outfit that cool
>>1213424The game is dumb but its 10/10 for doing phone game reps
Noel whining makes me want to bully her with my dick
>Ame's isp doesn't let her play Nier but it's completely fine with letting her play this diarrhea nightmare.
>>1213427Doom is a Wolf3D clone.
>>1213370faggot
>>1213439why are you here
>>1213209get in line faggot
>>1213393See, it makes sense before HoloLive decided to merge. But, I think it'd honestly help them if they were included in a lot more now They're all cool dudes and they deserve some spotlight too.
>>1213251Have you seen the size of Mori's knockers? Every Mori art is by default a booba art.
>>1213339>Imagine caring about jpFuck them, gura is the face of hololive they are the ones that need bend over
>>1213292Anon, how many of the people who take Spanish elective classes in high school can speak Spanish?
>>1213353Im having fun, Ame's being extremely cute too.The game is bizarre as fuck tho.
>>1213393I remember /hlg/ being a shitflinging mess and the Stars thread being extremely positive and civil
>>1213402Wait really? He made a shit game, what the fuck? Did he make this kusoge while he was high?
>>121342110 months of hard work ladies and gentlemen>maybe...Okay now that was pretty funny
>>1213398Suzy will do it for her crush
>>1213426Marine seems really determined too. She's taking actual English lessons even though she's really busy alreadt.
>Duolingo to do your jp repsy/n
>>1213446Don't remind me...
>>1213423Y E S
>SPARTA KICK HIM OFFAme...
>>1213470Duolingo is terrible for learning JP
>>1213470No it sucks
>>1213470TMSK uses for her eigo reps so I think it's good
>>1213397The makeup around the eyes always gets out of control and looks cursed.
Come to think of it, would little kids even recognize those old phones?
>>1213460I watch to latch my mouth onto one of her tits and die happy.
Noel saying "Gura-chan~" is so cute
>Gura-chan is...my bedTHEY'LL BE FUCKING
>gura-chan is my bednoel is one step ahead of us
gura-chan is my bed...
>Gura-chan is my bedWhat did Noel mean by this?
GURA, RUN!
>Gura is my bedN-NOEL?
>>1213470Better than nothing to at least engage with the language
>Gura is Noel's bed
>gura is my bedL-LEWD!
>>1213387>>1213411Is it teamates? I'm sorry. Also I'm not into yuri anon.
>>1213432I didn't notice that till you said something. Tbf more probs to her. This doesn't look like a low effort cosplay
>Gura is my bedGod i wish i was gura
>Gura chan dakimakuraNoel!?
>>1213470If you want to waste your time yes
>My bed in the Gura-chanOhhhh, I get it now!
>>1213470Not on it's own no
Noel...?
>>1213470it makes a easy to watch stream, but it's not very good at learning the language.
>My beddo in za gula chanWhat did Noel mean by this?
WATCH OUT GURA
Oh my god, she's actually going to rape Gura
>my bed in the gura-chanwhat
Enter Ina
>>1213397there's one of Suisei that wasn't too bad
>>1213470No, use Anki for vocabulary
>>1213483>I WRITE THIS LETTER BY HANDJOB
>>1213339no, the plan is to meet the JPs halfway and create a bastardized amalgamation of eigo and nihongo that neither of the native speakers can understand
GAME DROPPED
>I do wanna beat itDYRBI?
>I don't know if I can do this anymoreLMAO
The game was that bad huh
>>1213446The thing is Nier is a story focused game and she wants people to people to enjoy a stream without any interruptions.
I'm telling you, the airport is going to be a battleground
>>1213068LOVERS
>>1213476I want to fuck Miyabi.
>Gura is Noel's bedI would think it's the other way around but I guess Gura is "bigger"
based dropping kusoge
Ame really is here, kek
Ame is tired of babysitting.
Fueru... don't look..
Ame's brain melted
Noel REALY wants a Gura Dakimakura
Game wore Ame the fuck out! HAhahahahah!!
>>1213527baste
>>1213266>What even are the stress rules for EnglishHonestly, no clue. I'm ESL but never studied this in-depth. Just something I picked up naturally from immersion.Japanese on the other hand is easy. just keep it flat from beginning to end. no stresses at allpitch accents are a whole different story though
>>1213470You'll learn more Japanese by exclusively doing flashcards and literally nothing else
Even Ame is giving up lmao
Rate the stream
>>1213470no. read this and ganbatte https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/#learn
I think the game is kinda sensory overload for Ame and she's already tired
>>1213470Not on its own, and that applies for any language on that platform.
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
Guys, if Gura goes to Japan, we will lose her forever
WTF am I looking at in Ame's stream anons. Katamari Damacy made much more sense than this.
>>1213502Yes, I'm just poking fun though. It doesn't bother me.
>>1213512it wasn't the oji-sans she had to be aware of...
>>1213512>rapeGura was already caught lusting over the cow on stream
SHE _____ IT
>>1213439I love Ame
>obivilion YOOOO>apexah...
>I'm gonna sleep earlyDYRBI?
>>1213528baste
>the shit game broke Ame's spiritStill a fun stream
>>1213485Do little kids know what a floppy disk looks like despite having never seen one in real life?
I actually enjoyed the game and the stream
>>1213548wat/10
>>1211983some gayfaggots keep sucking his dick here
>>1213266Depends on your dialect
>>1213516Honestly it seems to be going pretty well other than the handjob incident
This game is definitely tiring lol
I can't blame her. I lost focus as well.
>>1213452My oshi has nothing to do with Asians
>>1213266Generally, nouns and adjectives get their first syllable stressed, verbs and prepositions get the second (think PREsent vs preSENT). Past that it depends on suffixes and what kind of word it is, and there are a bunch of exceptions. It's complicated and really the only way to learn it is through immersion, same as adjective order.
>>1213519after that terrible hemorrhage of viewers,understandable
>>1213567it was fun and cute, Ame made it 10 times cuter
>>1213544english stress is arbitrary
>>1213566>floppy diskIs that the save icon?
>>1213566nope, there were people who didn't know what Floppy disks were and thought they were ninja stars
chances of Ame having the coof?
Was it gonna take for Mori to do an English class stream with 2 or 3 JP's? It would be a whole lot of fun.
>>1213567Yeah, it was pretty cute, I hope she does come back and finish it.
I wish we have Katamari permissions
>>12135482/1010/10 if you remove the game and just have Ame
ENTER
god i want to watch ame play katamari
>>1213455>, I think it'd honestly help them if they were included in a lot more now They're all cool dudes and they deserve some spotlight too.I think mixing them is just a bad idea and it just leads to additional shitflinging ITT, I like it better when they have their own and keeps shit separated.
>I want to play katamari
ENTERGURA
>>1213544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ULPlBeKzg
>>12135487/10It was a good excuse for Ame to act funny and cute for 90 minutes, although I could feel it getting repetitive right around where Ame decided to stop.
>wanted to play Katamari>thought this game would be at least al little similarAme..
Gura's design is erotic and the knees are the most erotic part.
ENTER, LA TIBURONA
>>1213579neck yourself numbernigger
I haven't played APEX since like season 1. How hard would I get filtered?
Wait Gura's actually in Noel's stream I thought she was just talking about her
>>1213567same desu
GURA?!
COVER, AME IS GOING TO LOSE KATAMARI PERMISSION, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOEL IS INVITING GURA TO BED!
ENTER BED
ENTERSHARK
>>1213586slim, she doesn't go outside. Ever
>I want to play Katamari.She really was expecting this to be more Katamari like.
>>1213455i really do love watching the stars and i feel like they can be discussed her well sometimes, but it gets really bad when people falseflag and bat with astel cuck posting
>>1213512Everyone in Hololive wants a piece of her cunny
Gura's in Noel's chat and now Noel is asking her to bed!
So why does Noel likes Gura so much now?Did they communicate?Or is it just numberfagging
>>1213607kek
>>1213567It was enjoyable because Ame was cute!
She really was expecting a katamari tier game
Gura hates Wattam and ran over to Noel. Cute.
Noel is trying to get Gura in her bed?
>>1213266https://files.catbox.moe/qy15ci.jpgThere's a lot of rules that people understand (from growing up with it) but don't question in their native tongue.
NOEL SPAGHETTI
>>121358650%
>>1213588They'll have to lock the door behind her next time she comes in to the office.
GURA IS IN
>Gura opens stream >Noel goes on about wanting Gura in her bed >Gura closes stream
>>1213579Ame doesnt give a shit about numbers you would know this if you actually did something other than post on /hlgg/
>>1213541I dont know if I can blame her. Compared to Katamari it genuinely looks like a game meant for a way younger audience.
>>1213586Shut the fuck up and go to /pol/
>>1213586100% she's going to quit streaming and die eventually in her room where her body will be left undiscovered for 8 years
GURA WAS IN NOELS STREAM ALL ALONG AND NOT WATCHING AMEGURAMEBROS WHAT DO WE DO
WHAT SONG IS THIS FOR AME ED?
WHAT DID GURA POST?
>Gura actually came into Noel's chat after Noel kept talking about herOH NO
>>12135485/10Shit game but Ame was pretty cute.
It looked fun in theory but there are better “weird” games out there
I can't wait for the NoelxGura arts that will spam from this stream
>>1213544English is a shit ton of loanwords so they go based off of the original language usually.
Gura stopped her stream to watch Ame but got filtered so she's watching Noel.
>>1213644>>Gura closes stream>Implying
>>1213440It is absolutely correct. Children don't learn languages faster than adults who devote an equal amount of time and effort. If a kid is speaking English around his friends at school and a second language with his family at home, that's potentially 5+ hours per day for each language, no shit they "seem" to learn it faster than an adult who devotes maybe half an hour to an hour per day of studying.The one thing kids pick up better than adults (and this is young children, like <6 years old) is actual phonemes and pronunciation. Vocab, grammar, etc, an adult with an SRS system will absolutely smoke any kid.Claims that you can't learn a second language as effectively because you're not a child are just cope from people who don't want to do their reps.
I wish I were Gura right now
I lab you tank you
>when we beat the gamedyrbi
AHH THE WHISPERED CHU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AME I LOVE YOU CHUU
>chuAME KISSED ME
Ame just kissed me faggotscya later virgins
god i wish that were me
lmfao Noel
Noel's kisses
What the fuck Noel?
>>1213652https://files.catbox.moe/hqvkel.png
SHES FUCKING GURA ON STREAM UOOOHHHHHHHHH
>Noel french kissing GuraBros....
HOLY FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK SHE GOT A KISS???
That's a big chuu
>That kissJesus christ Noel, my dick.
That kiss
Noel's kissing sounds making me feel some kinda way...
AME KISSED ME LATER VIRGINS
SHE FUCKING KISSED ME
Flare, don't look....
Kissed by both Noel and Ame in ten seconds I'm in heaven.
GURAME BROS DONT LOOK
What the fuck, she just kissed me brosDONT TELL MORI