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Kronii is going to rebound next week with 8 streams.
I miss Fauna
nice clock
Why are takodachis suckling Kronii's Boobiis ?
duck
I love Ina!
>>11885233uuuuuuuuu!
>>11885257Ina is selling all her milk to Watson Industries so they need another source of sustenance
ogey
KIARA LOVE
Reminder that takos are lifeless, emotionless onaholes that only exist to serve your penis.
>>11885273I love Ina too!
https://twitter.com/ChHansu/status/1451792581675798528Holotorio collab was amazing
https://jigex.com/WHeyD
>>11885221rebound?
*casts a spell causing a major yab to happen during the among us collab that causes ENs to dislike each other*
Watching Flare who's having a great time reading through all the supachats and support she's gotten this past week. She even showed off some of her cute eigo thanks to some overseas being overly joyful over Flare finally defeating Metroid Dread. Flare is CUTE and that's the bottom line.While Watame is still reading through all the supachats she got during her Sololive Celebration stream, joking around and feeling exceptionally emotional over how many people were proud of her achieving her life long dream. It's seriously such a great feeling looking at how happy this lovely sheep is and she's probably inspiring thousands of folks to also go off to achieve their own dreams. Now go headpat that sheep!While in less than 40 minutes, Fauna's going to sit us down on a comfy cheer, grab some nice smelling shampoo and give us a nice relaxing hair washing ASMR. Hope you guys are ready to be pampered and loved by your mother nature. It's going to be a good day.Today Mel released her first single ever! It's exceptionally cute due to Mel being outrageously adorable along with her wonderful singing. The MV for the song is also incredibly well done with a special guest appearance from...everyone! It's peak unity. If you haven't listened to the song yet, then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and stream it and submit to Mel!https://youtu.be/8iin3HQpwSYSo friends, where we at?
what the fuck
Look at this shark
i think i'm going to watch Sana's one because i'm kinda of a saviorfag and you?what kind of faggot open all the stream?, you are going to know who's the impostor all the time where's the fun on that
>>11885332this watchalong will be amazing
>>11885332???
I love Gura!
>>11885308Kek
YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING STREAM AT LEAST GIVE MY BEER ON TIME YOU LAZY FUCKING BITCH
I love Reine!!!
Is Sana going to break down in the middle of the collab tonight and cry about her dog?
>>11885348Who’s doing it?
>>11885378Korone and lamy
>>11885344Just Kiara and Fauna. I don't want to split my focus any more than that.
>>11885303Yeah, me!
>>11885382Virgin hunter Kiara...
what is wrong with this anon
>>11885377I thought she wasnt going to speak on stream. Just text
>>11885377And gura will scream LETS GOOO and everyone will clap, except kiara because clapping is an american thing
So how was the Aqua holotalk?
IRyS is probably the best vtuber streamer, if not the one of the best streamers overall of all time
>>11885308kino
Investigators? more like dorkgators
>>11885344Those thumbnails make me happy.
>there are now five (5) endermen hanging out in the bunkeronii, waiting for kronii to arrive
When are IRyS and Council going to start getting sent to cons? I'm sick of losing streams for this shit.
>>11885257
>>11885297The head being edited on stands out too much anon.
>>11885411Pretty good, worth checking out. Aqua qas not as Baqua as expected.
>>11885327Right here, Ayamefriend! Listening to some Hololive music and doing reps. Have you pet your pets today? Do they know you love them and they should stop plotting to kill you in your sleep?
>>11885424How long did it take for Myth? Like, 9 months?
>>11885417Why are deadbeats like this?
>>11885303You reminded me of this.https://exhentai.org/g/2019948/ec05cdcb0d/
I hope they can bring in some EN members this time
>>11885384>Lamy watching body horror and human disfiguration.Maybe she'll learn that the process to /become/ still needs some work.
>>11885327Drawing Risu's ass Ayamefriend, this is a pivotal point in the drawing. Thoughts?
>>11885421kek, this meme is kind of sad when the girl is missing kronii please stream
>>11885344Goomba only.
What is Flare Doing? Just tuned in
>>11885424They choose to go themselves to SC them and ask them to stop if you want
>>11885297Oh, that's one I haven't seen before. What happened to tenchou's legs?KIARA LOVE
>>11885461I don't.
>>11885297>>11885431Post meidos
>>11885344I thought Sana was going to participate but not stream her POV.
>>11885327Right here, Ayamefriend!
>>11885332is that haley joel osment?
>>11885494Pretty sure she isn't streaming
>>11885344>you are going to know who's the impostor all the timeWatching the impostors is the only way to make amogus streams fun
Would you watch HolostarsEN?
>>11885490
>>11885448Cats never stop plotting to kill and consume, it's in their nature. They don't have a chance though since Onis are the strongest so they know to behave themselves. That's why even Taiga knows to suck up to Ayame in front of Mio.>>11885468I can't see it but I do know I want to spank Risu's ass.
https://files.catbox.moe/o6oxie.mp4
>>11885265*kicks it across the room*
>>11885514Depends on the boys. I have no problem watching male streamers but I'm not going to find a guy cute, for example. So he has to bring something interesting to the table.
>>11885344Sana isn't streaming her pov
>>11885514No.
>>11885514Depends on how gay they are
Real talk, which EN will start crying first because they cant get to be impostor?
Omega was pretty nice
i just drank a lot of tea and now my hands won't stop shaking
>>11885569Mori and it'll be funny every time
why did kronii ask if irys was streaming? couldn't she just check her youtube channel? https://youtu.be/7TNX6qBc4rU?t=3828
>>11885297LOVE
LET IT BE KNOWN ANONS... THIS, THIS IS WHAT SUSAN TOOK FROM UShttps://youtu.be/YoPupwJEP_Q
>>11885514never
>>11885569Little baby guwa
>>11885553You messed with the wrong duck.
>>11885327Shut the fuck up bitch i am not reading this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KcnW92P5khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KcnW92P5khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KcnW92P5khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KcnW92P5k30 minutes, Saplings!
>>11885514I'm not a homosexual
>>11885490Which one?
>>11885569Mori and GuraThey will also be the first ones to get kicked off despite not being the killers. You can quote me on that.
>>11885596Subaru killed PekoMiko
>>11885590You think THAT'S bad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASymJLsRxCc
>>11885569Wtfff is that real? Why is nobody talking about it! Gura uses 4chan and watches hentai and is pregnant?!
Flare cute
>>11885620She can get a million subs even after that. Impressive.
>>11885614These
>>11885590Explain why Susan doesn't care about this thenhttps://youtu.be/tcTvY1V5i9s?t=53
I love Rushia!
>>11885590I've been thinking about it since they debuted, but I still can't imagine any of the ENs doing this.
>>11885614Rolling for Ina
no thoughts
https://youtu.be/BQWsZ647-qY?t=1
>>11885374She's the best!
>>11885609Yes you are
>>11885490https://files.catbox.moe/hxe5fu.jpg
>>11885669Detroi thoughtshttps://twitter.com/Youmacon/status/1451956686118440974
>>11885660Who knows, Susan is a strange beasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27vx-noyQ3g
>>11885590Haachama was still in high school.
*Skipped leg day
>>11885490Someone please explain to me the fascination with maids.
>>11885669Sex
>>11885691IS THAT A
>>11885609Look at this absolute gay
Today's threads are nice. I wish SEA was always rangebanned...
>>11885541Don't mind me being dumb but how the fuck do you sex someone without them waking up, just thinking about the logic of this drawing.
I can't wait until Reine reaches "A single snail" in ZTD. She's going to die laughing throughout this playthrough, it's going to be great.
https://jigex.com/ZVtailets play jigsaw some more lads
>>11885590>Haachama was underage for thisi'm just as horny as the rest of (You) but maybe this is for the betterit's a little sad when you really think about it
>>11885284
>>11885711never happening because muh add revenue
>>11885706>He doesn't want his oshi cleaning his shit
>Kiara said she'll only consider her holo career a success once she had all holoJPs on holotalk
>>11885699>>11885720nipland is the true land of the free
>>11885702Sorry wrong pic
>>11885303you spelled priestess wrong
>>11885706Cute outfits, association with servitude and domesticity.Mostly the outfits for me.
>>11885747t.nip
Your stuck between your friends and your freedom, what do you choose?
lofarians give me your best lofi vod
>>11885663Me too!
>>11885761friends
>>11885761I have no friends so I am truly free.
>>11885720More importantly, remember that neither Shion nor Haachama applied to Hololive/CoverThey got scouted on social media by Yagoo who randomly hit them up
God i hate women so fucking bad. When can we get HoloStar EN?
[Sheep News] Watame has finally moved on to the superchat from the Sololive celebration stream.
>>11885737i'm willing to bet on Ayame being there in two weeks with no hiccup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_99s1epsSA
Rushiass
>>11885327Right here!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE OUTFITS DAMN
>>11885737Remember the promise, Ayame. For every 3 months you refuse to go on Holotalk, Yagoo will hire another Korean.
>>11885761BothMy friends are not chumbuds in prison
Damn, just couple of days ago Ollie released a cover with Astel and now there's another one coming up. The guy is always recording something if he's not streaming much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OITs4Q6QpdM
>>11885737This bitch WILL appear in Holotalk, whenever she wants it or not!
>>11885753I see I see...
>>11885490Mama is moe!
>>11885614Mori, so i can throw water in her face and make her cry
>>11885784Tanigo oji-san...i'm sure it was a little more articulated than that
>>11885800What big event is happening in two weeks?
>>11885737Ayamefriend could fill in and give all the correct answers anyway. Just use a soundboard for giggles.
>>11885799FAQing cute hag
>>11885761I can't choose!because I don't have friends!I am free!
https://jigex.com/ZVtaisolve the puzzle or else
>>11885813Okay okay I get it, konnakiri yahoo! yo dazo!
>>11885717They've a very heavy sleeper. Like the kind of sleeper that can sleep through a Magnitude 8 Earthquake. Maybe she took some super strong sleeping pills before sleeping so she can get some deep rest.
>>11885791Based, we need this guy, Connor, Jerma and InternetHistorian. How does it sounds?
Anyone want Moona and Omega porn?
I want to tear off zoombie's arm and beat her with it
>>11885845Holotalk is a biweekly show and Ayame is supposed to be next up
Meimei a cute!
>>11885895Of course!
Bae has grown on me lads. I think she is a pretty good vtuber.
>>11885813Are we still going with this even though Ayame has openly proclaimed to loving Koreans more than Americans?
Sanalites how we feeling about hearing sanners tonight
I want Kiara to be a bit chubbier in the new outfit.
>>11885886Based, i nominate Markiplier for HoloStars too!
>>11885886Its that guy that tried to get in Kiara to dm him but she told him to fuck off.
>>11885929holy fuck, i feel bad for the burger bros then
>>11885930Bailed on her for Fauna, sorry.
>>11885779She's literally made for my dick
>>11885920>rabbit hole>fateshitlet me guess, fgo subreddit?
>>11885930You don't exist.
>>11885885And here's me thinking Risu could have used sleeping magic like a dumbass or something
>>11885929Yep. It’s just funposting ayamebro.
>>11885941What?
>>11885954I think it was the Hololive one? Can’t remember anymore
>>11885941kek I didn't know about this, based Kiara.
It's surprising how good Fauna is. She's really fun, I like her humour, she's adorable, she plays good games and all.Will never SC but I'll watch her
>>11885761freedom, everytime
Detroit bros, we made it...https://twitter.com/Youmacon/status/1451956686118440974
>>11885720Reminder YAGOO decided that Gen 2 should consist of three children, 1 adult, and 1 gorgeous hag and ended up with 4 incredibly powerful Holos (two of which don't stream), and one powerful hag who got hard fucked over by Susan but is still going strong.
>>11885916>>11885895https://files.catbox.moe/qasebt.png=https://files.catbox.moe/nhanpl.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/bek07z.png
>>11885344How come Kronii is the only one to still not have her stream up?
*Grab you
>>11885997Why do you guys keep making these posts? And why do you always have to emphasize that you won't support her as if people care?
>>11886005>ywn take Kiara out to your favorite Coney IslandWhy even live, fellow Michiganders?
>>11885835>>11885784I don't know about shion but chammers was already doing ASMRs at the time, I don't know what kind though
What kind of bodytype is?
>>11885886>JermaHow does this nigga keep being drama-free despite being one of the biggest streamers on the site?
>>11886005I mean you're still stucked in Detroit Im glad the girls are not there physically
>>11885978>>11885991fucking newfags
>>11886025Because we're not cucks?Sorry, redditor. Sorry we're not going to pay for some other man's condoms, you fucking pathetic loser.Welcome to /hlgg/. Welcome to /jp/. We do not support whores. Hololive is about idol culture.
>>11886019https://files.catbox.moe/qasebt.png
>>11886034The type that should sit on my dick
>>11885932
>>11885297KIARA HATE!!
>>11885978>>11885991https://twitter.com/Nux_Taku/status/1336642109135331328
>>11886020*Insert negative opinion about weed users*
>>11885886Fuck this colossal faggot for confirming Coco is Kson on his video.
>>11886023try again pekora chan
What is going on here?
>>11886069need to go wider
>>11885660The algorithm is half retarded and Youtube only cares about copyright, screeching moral fags, and monetization. They took the swimsuits because Hololive blew up and people got mad. MMD vids might stay because they are unmonetized.
>>11885907CUTE!
>>11886084doesn't he also have a video where he claims to collab with Calli?
God I want to make 1/4 coffee elf babies with her
>>11885600I was looking for the Ame but couldn't find it in my folder. Thanks Anon!
>>11886076Yiss
Still pretty bummed out that we could’ve gotten someone actually decent behind Kronii’s avatar but we got a worthless bum dragged by her voice instead, it’s not fucking fair.
>>11886112>a gigantic faggot clickbaiting for views using holo namesWow who would've fucking thought?
I'm going to punch you /hlgg/.
>>11886019>https://files.catbox.moe/bek07z.pngWhere pp? Also since its not confirmed what the fuck is Omegay, is it allowed to post this much?
>>11886118yeah met. Noel
>>11886055They will all move on one day. Every single holo. They'll get married, have families, etc. They'll take the money they earned vtubing and put it into their post-tuber lives, including buying condoms. Every single one.You're a cuck too, you're just in denial.
>>11886148Bless
>>11885936FNAF ARC LETS GOOOOOOO
Hello is this the department of SEX?
>>11886148Hard, please. Don't stop until I'm unconscious and you're bored.
>>11886148I will deploy Sheer Heart Attack
>>11885669Kiara is getting her beauty rest thoughts.Eh, who the fuck am I kidding, she's probably half-asleep, covered in cats and cat hair, watching something on Netflix from the late 90'sI love my eternal boomer oshi
>>11886055>t. stinky undesirable neckbeard living off of his parentsWe love whores here, the sloppier the better.
>>11886171Yeah, with me!
I think sex >>>> hololive
>>11886108Yes!
thanks for playing jigsaw puzzles with me lets do it again some time
I really have to piss and don’t want to deposit it into a toilet. Holo for this feel?
Anonymous... i have a confession to make. I LOVE YOU PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!
Why is Mori thinking that she can get away with Cosby'ing attractive women?
What is Mumei even studying?
>>11886023*cums on pegor*
>>11886181Teamates disgust me
>>11886141>Not jerking it to Debbie downer with a deep voice cursed with big tits that she wants to kill herself everyday being addicted to Minecraft. Sucks to be you, buddy.
>>11886218her best...
>>11886208Matsuri
>>11886167I’d argue there’s a difference between doing that in the future and while there still in Hololive.
Pekora booties
>>11886148punch me quick
boys, I'm thinking tonight's collab is gonna be good
>>11886215Because she is herself an attractive woman.
>>11886024I thought Coney Island was in somewhere near Brooklyn, not the mid-west?
>comes back>threads become better Coincidence? I think not
Flare being really precious right now
uuuuu~
MUMEI BABY AWWWWWWRIIIIIGGGGHHTTT!!!!
Now that the dust has settled we can all agree that Henry was a big mistake, right? Ame should focus on her true loving pets Bubba and Miki and Wellington too I guess. Henry just fucks around annoying everyone.
>>11886215because is not illegal if it is with her little sister
>>11886255the Coney Island restaurant is native to Michigan
>>11886208
>>11886263Who
>>11886255He's talking about a Coney doghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coney_Island_hot_dog
>>11886255Coney Island restaurants =! the park
>>11886206kochirakoso
>live 40 minutes from Detroit >I'm fucking broke Would have wanted to see Ame anyway, h-haha
suse
>>11886254I don't like girls drunkenly riding on someones back because all I can think of is Honey and Clover.
>>11886218Male anatomy
>>11886206cheers bro
>>11886286Give him back you bastards...
>>11886304Just steal some hubcaps or something
>>11886243you're replying to bait who's replying to baitand maybe i'm replying to (bait)^3
>>11886247Just you wait, im cooking up something good!
>>11885886You know, this guy is a massive, disgusting, slimy faggot, but he has 2.15M subs and his videos all have like 150k-700k views. If HoloStars EN ever becomes a thing, he would probably get in easily.
>>11886304what's stopping you from stealing shit like everyone else there?
>Kiara is going to DetroidIs she becoming human?
>>11886344she's becoming a real nigga
>>11886337stop right there teamate, dont you even dare to bring that possibility
>>11886243Just splitting hairs imoI've never spent a dime on tubers because I'm poor and stingy, but if I did I'd pay for entertainment value. Treating them as substitute girlfriends is just cucking yourself no matter who the tuber is. Holos are allowed to date, they just aren't supposed to talk about it. I'd bet half of them have boyfriends, minimum.
>>11886344No she's becoming blacked and shanked and deaded.
>>11886337i hate you for even entertaining the thought.
>>11886337And that's why you gotta pray stars EN won't be a thing, cause it'll guaranteed be full of absolute fags like that and people who only want to fuck the girls
>already doxbeat hours
>>11886214Sorry, not tonight.I'm washing my hair.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KcnW92P5k
>>11886337>HoloStars EN ever becomes a thing, he would probably get in easily.Not anymore, he literally just roommateposted to his audience that kson is Coco, therefor Cover would never ever hire him.
>>11886375>implying it wont be filled with retards that want to prove the idolfags wrong
>>11886304That will be me next month when I move back. I'd be sad if I missed Ame by a few weeks.
>>11886387>Coco betrays Cover>Cover giving a single shit about her anymoreKek dream on
I'm going to take a bath while fauna washes my hairwhich means she will inevitably gaze upon my naked penistake that saplings
>>11886381I like hair washing ASMRI wonder if she can take on the masters like Patra though
I will be honest, the main thing i'm looking forward to with NijiEN4 is watching if they are capable of scraping any english in any male talent at all without it all going up in a fire.
>>11885417I'm fucking retarded due to not realizing why gators were associated with teamates, until I saw gator in the end of investigator.
>>11886375Just have the stars be part of when they choose candidates and it will be fine.
>>11886367>I'd bet half of them have boyfriendsAnd how did you come to this conclusion?
>>11886304Fast Bus my fellow Detroit nigga
>>11886429She's still an absolute novice to streaming ASMR vs pre-recorded shit so no, not happening.
>>11886421Nice delusion, retard
>>11886247sometimes i can't believe Golden Kamui is actally reala weirdass shounen mix of action and comedy with loads of bara stuff sprinkled in written to promote a defunct culturewhat a masterpiece
>>11886438cute dorkgator
>>11885448Thx for that Anon, I needed some encouragement to go to the gym this morning. Comfy early morning walk in the rain is comfy.
>>11886324>>11886343There's nothing left to steal
Didn't expect Watame to still be live. I'll fall asleep to Fauna's VOD after amogus.
>>11886438
>>11885221I like to think that she was avoiding streaming with her old PC, but now the new one arrived and she's gonna catch up, but that just might be cope
>SC's are turned offWhy the fuck are you like this, Fauna? Why? Why do you hate money?
This is Marine! Say something nice about her!
>>11885514no, I have barely enough time to watch hololive as it is, and I'm not going to stop watching the girls for some fat cocked homo
>open thread >instant doxFun thread today, huh.
>>11886337He has already stated multiple times wouldn't want to work for a corpo
>>11886380I find continued perpetuation of that moniker offensive.
>>11886244Pekora's design is a masterpiece in every cornerthe least sex vtuber is stuck with the most sex model
Thoughs?https://mobile.twitter.com/kushishekku/status/1451666897251020805
>>11886275Careful, she might get hungry later on
Only gyarus work at hair salons. Is she going to do the voice?
>>11886337why? HoloEN didn't get any big names
>>11886491She's waiting for when her cat dies so you can blow your whole load that day.
>>11885514Of course, they are extremely talented and creative
uuuuuu~it's starting!
>>11886478Enjoy it! Living in the desert I really miss walks in the rain.
>>11885590just watch twitch thots
>>11886491probably turned off for members stream and forgot to turn it back on
>>11886510Eugene...
>>11886497I really want to plow her ginormous ass!
>>11886510Nice cock
>>11885421
>>11885454It's good-natured ribbing and bantz, the basis of friendship. No malice. Deadbeats describe Calli as that 'all-american nigger' and 'cringe goth mall hot topic dork' and they are spreading the love to other oshis. Simple As.
At some point EN stars will happen of course, it's a question of when not if. Can only hope they manage to avoid all the douchebags who are in it for pussy
FAUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>11886491She hasn't read them in a while and doesn't want more until she reads the ones she already has.
>>11885886Btw Internet Historian is the most likely from all of them to be here(since he covers 4chan bullshits)
Why is chat disabled?
cleanse my soul fauna...
Konfauna!
>>11885421Just so you know, she's played for at least 3 hours in total today
>>11886522Edging with Fauna...
>>11886573refresh
>>11885666
>>11886510Suzy's cock sock thoughts.
>>11886571nice pfp nigga
>>11886451Have you ever met a woman? My sister in an autistic social anxiety basket case to put aqua to shame and she hasn't been single for more than a few months at a time since she turned 16.
>>11886586>she already read Fauna's manifesto>she'll fake reacting to it as though it were new to her next time she streams it
>>11886387FBK just did that...friend...
I'm sitting like three feet away from my PC and the fucking bluetooth receiver is constantly breaking up the sound to my headphones fucking goddamnit
FAUNA WILL WASH MY DANDRUFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>11886520Everyone in Myth had a pretty impressive resume.& IRyS
>>11886592
does someone have the subaru Yakuza stream #1?
>>11886506https://youtu.be/og4ENZQQlbwMarine love Pekora bushy
>wear a wig if you're baldThe bald anon from yesterday getting shat on
I can0t hear shit
Mumei has moments where she sounds the SAME as gura
>>11886510>Mori is this inches long>has a thing for manletsIMAGINE
>>11886510The cocock looks more like a finger than a cock
>>11886538Imagine running your tongue the full length from her pussy to ass
>>11886571What kind of language is this? Why are you bald?
when did you last wash your hair be honest
>>11886571anon...your opsec reps...
>>11886603So just like how she keeps playing games she's already played, she's already going into the manifesto knowing what's there so she has time to prepare her act.
>>11885514Yes, but only if they collab with the EN girls and do hetero things
>>11886634For example?
>>11886603she might have seen the chest, but she will probably wait for her stream as the sign Fauna placed suggested
>>11886571Internet Historian covering /hlgg/ would be interesting. I wonder how it would look to an outsider.
>>11886510I want to know what they taste like thoughts...
>>11886655her startled voice
>>11886510Did you draw this?
>>11886571Balkan anon...phoneposterchama...
Yeah, with me
>>11886641Monday.
>>11886641Every other day, same as showerDuring summer every day usually
>>11886621Management is looking into it. It'll probably be back up soon.
>>11886438don't worry, teamates didn't put this together either for a while
>>11886629having hair is so hilariously overrated, unless you got that african nigger skull going on
>>11886601If your asking me if I meant single women then the answer is yes.
Nousagi are tough
>>11886641I haven't washed my anything in 6 days.
>>11886571Nigga, Jerma has admitted that he lurks /biz/ on stream.Though that was while ago so don't really know if he still comes to this place.
>>11886664Look! Im on the picture!
>>11886670Yes.
>>11886715cope
>>11886715>11886715>he's coping againOHNONONONONO
>>11886724dick cheese anon...
Why does faun faun have SC's off
>>11886720>there are 1.75 million nousagis in the entire worldfuck
>>11885514no
Sometimes when I worry about EN getting fucked up by future hires or things they do I calm myself down by realizing that even in a worst case scenario I could always just go back to watching only holoJPs
>>11886720nousagi's design kinda reminds me of the slimes from dragon quest
>>11886745She hates money
>>11886617I don't think he implied they didn't have talent just that the majority weren't super popular before
>>11886715Cope
fauna stop membership baiting, I won't give you money
>>11886735Nice penis
Yea yesetrday Fauna told me everything even her 3 sizes.Jealous, saplings?
>>11886617not as vtubers (or youtubers), reallyand i don't wanna bait roommate discussion so let's just end it here, all i'm saying is only one selection was predictable when HoloEN was announced (same for Council, really)
>>11886664No amount of reps could ever hope to encapsulate the mystery that encompasses this place.
>>11886715Is this the testosterone anon from yesterday?
>>11886738>>11886740i'm not the one you shat on yesterday, i shave because it's a hassle to take care off
>>11886664>that HFZ cornerwhere's the OP bros...
>>11886034perfection
>>11886720looks like a broken kettlebell
>>11886435I don't know why you're getting your hopes up. It's just going to be the guys from Nova's friend circle like the other 90% of NijiEN.
Hey [fanbase]keks, thought I should let you know that [your oshi] has a boyfriend and it’s not (You). It’s me. I am [all of her preferred qualities in a lover] and you are [the opposite of that]. You can reply to this post with “yeah, me” to cope.
>>11886774Did she tell you next week's lottery numbers?
What should my question be?
>>11886774Unless her sizes are better than moona's then i have nothing to be jealous of
>>11886791Oui, moi.
>>11886791yeah, me
>>11886034Built for BBC
>>11886784>The HFZ corner/table has been empty for almost a year
>>11886801"What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?"
>>11886791Thats alright, ntr is my favorite fetish
>>11886791ja, jag
>>11886758Yes and Pekora allowed us to live in her room, and also sit on her head
>>11886435>NijiEN is at Gen4 alreadyjesas, they really just throw whatever at the wall and see what sticks huh
>>11886791Indeed, tis' I.
I hate ASMR. It makes my ears tingle. Fauna is cute tho so i will leave it on
>>11886059Will it be worth the prison sentence?
>>11886801Will she shout out your friend Kwame Kilpatrick? He is a big fan but unable to come to the convention.
>>11886629Eh, wearing a wig is worse than being bald. You're still bald but also advertising that you're self-conscious about it.
>>11886791Sí, yo.
>>11886641last night?
>>11886801Do you have pubes or do you shave it off?
>>11886860>It makes my ears tingle.That's the point
>>11886791はい、私です。
JWU, how was ateshi interview?
>>11886868kek
>>11886801If it's a panel with the two of them together, ask them in which ways the other one has improved as a streamer/coworker/friend in the past year
>>11886769Thank you anon :}
>>11886674It's Polish you retards.
>>11886787don't take me for someone with hope for them, i'm mainly curious what they will even find
>>11886860>It makes my ears tingle.Isn't that the point though?
>>11886880I hate that feeling tho
>>11886801What's your shoe size?
>>11886860ASMR makes me uncomfortable. Not in the nice way either, I dislike it.
>>11886801Non-meme question, how about something pertaining to music production?
>>11886641like three hours agoi used a special product to help with dandruff so it stinks all the same though
>>11886765>>11886772Applications for Myth went out like what 1.5-2 years ago at this point? I don't think most people understood how big vtubing was going to get. Since Myth's debut think about all the people who have jumped on the bandwagon since then.
ASMR has no effect on me. Did I do something wrong?
>>11886167>there's no way these talented, cute, funny, and charismatic women can have boyfriends! they've gotta be lonely like me!Most of them have boyfriends currently, some even are married. It's just a matter of how good they are at hiding it.There's no doubt that they're dating and fucking in their off days though, regardless of if they're in a relationship.
>>11886891Everything east of germany is balkans
>>11886897Fa
Fauna stop being a jew a buy a KU100 already, thanks.
>i want marry japanese woman love from thailand
I really like Fauna but her ASMR is mediocre compared to Millie.
When will Kronii actually play new games and do things out of her comfort zone?
>>11886927So... Japan is Balkans?
>>11886917Pretty sure its a genetic thing.
>>11886860Same, I already turned it off. GET OUT OF MY EAR, ROAST WHISPERER
>>11886888An actually good question.
>>11886510>Mori>17 inches>Not even 2ft5ft scythe was just cope after all. It's still rather impressive though. She should be proud.
>>11886917How much have you listened to yet? There are so many kinds of ASMR and it's never quite the same.
>>11886917No, it's just not for everyone. You can try coomer ASMR tho.
how long until En do stuff like this?https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1451443951483772930https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1451443951483772930https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1451443951483772930
>>11886931based seanegro
>>11886843
>>11886920>There's no doubt that they're dating and fucking in their off days though, regardless of if they're in a relationship.Proof?
>>11886941Yes, and that goes around the globe,. America, britain, and france are all balkan countries
>>11886920I'm sure there are some that aren't (polka) but that mostly due to not being attractive and not having their lives in order (polka)
I think Gura should stop spilling yogurt
>>11886857/hlgg/ keeps circlejerking over this but how is this a bad approach? Literally every skill is best learned through getting the reps in, drilling that shit in until you get good
>Downloaded a Gura JAV>It's the most boring and shitty porn I've ever watched in my lifeI don't know what I expected.
>>11886959Yeah but its still half as much as mine when i fold it in 2 you know
A FUCKING DEADBEAT
CLOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Your oshi is a whore
>>11886972Simple they're women and every woman is a whore, just to a different extent
>>11886059>>11886783>>11886034CUNNY
ENTER
Why Kanata's is a big bitch?
CLOVER HATE
FUCK YOU CLOVER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Clover love!
>>11886930ku100 is a scam, and so are many other binaural mics. you only need two good mics and a proper software and room setup. the actual plastic head or whatever its made of does help but you can get those heads separately for cheap
FUCK YOU CLOVER
i thought a real cat was in my room for a moment
FUCK OFF STUPID CAT
CLOVER YOU MF
Is Fauna not good at ASMR or do I just not get it?
>>11886995Check out the Aqua Jav
>>11886965They should get Ame to shill this game
>constantly plays minecraft off stream without giving her fanbase any indication as to when her next stream is >doesnt care about her senpais and gets high before calling into their birthdays>talks about playing among us with people outside of hololive days before their major collabkek
>>11886995Post screenshot
it really isn't a fauna asmr stream with out a clover feature
Is clover the taiga of EN?
>>11886980What are you even saying, that nijisanji is don't reps for their recruiting skill by pushing out tons of new gens??
>>11886956That was actually a question I was planning to ask if I were there but since most of these cons are in the US and I'm a poorfag student, I might as well shill my questions here or elsewhere hoping that someone can relay them
This salon is a fucking disgrace, I can't believe they let pets in
>>1188664130 minutes ago
>>11887037https://files.catbox.moe/86eazm.jpg
>>11887044No. There's nothing malicious about Clover. He's just a cranky old man who wants attention and at his age it's easily forgiven.
>>11886965Too late. Ame already made fun of Gamora's gorilla ass.
>>11887034Gura...
>>11886965Didn't Ame get a voice pack in paladins?
>>11887030She is legit subpar compared to the JP girls, but that comes with practice. Also, it might simply not be to your taste overall. If, for example, noel and mel dont do anything for you, then you wont get into it any time soon
>casually dropping $500 supas on holos that aren’t their oshi Why are deadbeats like this
>>11887034>>talks about playing among us with people outside of hololive days before their major collabThat one's not so bad. Kiara had a members stream to practice some of the other maps. The Minecraft one doesn't matter. They all do that to some extent. Schedules weren't really a big thing before Myth anyways. The birthday one is kinda disrespectful though.
>>11887052*doing, not don't
UWAAAAAAAAAAA FAUNA'S SLOSHY WOMB!!!!!!!
>>11886510>1 AUjesas...
>>11886893Gay and they mostly sing.
>>11887071don't be like that, Lamy
>>11886936>implying both of them aren't amateur hours compared to someone like Patra or even Noel or Lamy
Fauna is jerking my dick
>>11887086deadbeats are the richest
>>11887034This old bait again? I thought it would be better considering all the writefags that flocked to her.
>>11887010>>>/r9k/
>>11887061Nasty whore didn't even bother to shave, disgusting
>>11887086Basedbeats
JUST REALIZEDFAUNA = "all of the animal life present in a particular region or time"
>>11886965I'm surprised Ame gets sponsorships at all, she's the first to shit on something. She also shit on Xbox Game Pass in the same E3 stream.
Oh Yes Fauna do that sound really fast...
These bubbles are fucking with my brain, and not in a good way
>>11886965Be specific, they've shilled games in this manner before, and all of them by now have some form of element in a game.
>>11886915April 2020Kiara got in late (summer of 2020), vtubing had already explodedand you can just take a look at council to know Cover hasn't changed its approach, they want actual talent and people they can trust, not numbers
>>11887044Don't mind Clover, he has kitty dementia (mentioned in her 2nd RE 7 stream). He sounds better today
>>11886917I don't get tingles or anything either. It's relaxing though, but that's it
>>11887061>hairy>dark pussy asianwhy even bother?
>>11887061they didn't even fuck? trash
>>11887086for once a deadbeat is based
>>11887043Anon don't say that
>>11887102that's me bro >>11887034 made me do it
>potionfuck me I got flashbacks to her potion making videos
>>11887086You make it sound like 500 is too much lmao
that just sounds like fauna jacking me off
>>11887086deadbeats should super chat me so i can buy more melon soda for my oshi
>>11887104>Deadbeats have an obscene amount of disposable income>Furries have an obscene amount of disposable incomeI'm starting to see a pattern here...
>>11887086I see cuckbeats spend well their allowance from their wife's boyfriend.
>>11887055I will join you in that hope. Maybe you could superchat that question if you save up some money? I bet Kiara would end up gushing about how all of them have improved.
>>11887131Yeah, i know, i watched the stream. Doesnt mean i will ever get to like cats
Fauna's pissing in my hair
>>11887156deadbeats are jews?!
>>11887124as the soraposter said, marketers don't give a shit, attention is attention.
>>11887156or maybe they invested in crypto before it all went to shit
>>11887160Cope more beta bait
I want to drink Fauna tea
Small reminder that to avoid unnecessary noise they must be almost naked when doing ASMR
>>11887156I think you're on to something here
>>11887086I wonder if he's the oil baron with infinite money type or the works at McDonald's and spends literally all his money on holos type.
>>11887154Oh anon, you have NO idea what jacking off ASMR sounds like. You would've busted a nut at least twice by now
i ran out of toilet paper D: can any deadbeats send an akasupa to me kthx ;)
MY DICK...
>>11887086>Mori's deadbeatHE IS HERE
Hey Gura. You complained about your haunted house not being done in time for Halloween...Well it won't get done if you don't log into Minecraft. It's been over a week since you did. Your original deadline of the 21st wasn't ever going to happen. I love with the MC logins we can see who is lying and who isn't.
>>11887196Fauna has to learn this she makes a shit ton of unnecessary noises
>>11887196Go on…
>>11887143>asmr streams where you you'll expect clover to butt in but he been gone for monthsare you ready for that?
>>11886972They're 20-30 year old women. How many young women do you know that don't get fucked or go on dates? Especially if they're good looking?
I really want to know what KiarASMR would be like
>>11887196
>>11887082It's a shame about Mel's roommate backing off.
>>11887156Ring-tailed lemur...
>>11887237Do you not remember PC specs ASMR?
>>11887086Deadbeats can be pretty based with their money like Tony Bones. It balances out the fags like Darth Grievous and the doxxbeats.
>>11887234a fewhow many women do you know in general?
>>11887061Why couldn't they have found a more on-model actress?
>>11887200he's being going at it for a long time, there's been like only 1 or 2 deadbeats who went broke after many donations and one of them was a uni student
>>11887250This is starting to make way too much sense
>>11887230you made me realize that i'm probably on the way to form a parasocial relationship with a fucking cat
I think I would enjoy Fauna more if it wasn't for the.. you know
Fauna-sama my precum...
>>11887230No, stop
Oh. This is actually the first time I've ever felt something. Jesus.
>>11887281its not her fault her cats can just walk in on her
>>11887230
>>11887030I think her strong point is roleplays...I used to love the ones made by her roommate, but in hololive is more hard to make
>>11887256But I want a proper rude kfp employee serves you nuggets asmr. Not a joke video.
>>11887281Girls with cocks are superior. Sorry you're gay.
>>11887154JOI asmr sounds very different. There are also no Holos providing that kind of asmr either, with one abstract exception.
>>11887281The distracting boner you get from listening to her. Yeah I understand
>>11887281Dots is pretty bad I guess but that seems like an overreaction
>>11887266>uni student>donating obscene amounts of money to the point of going brokeWhat the fuck makes a man go to such lengths?
>>11887281massive futa cock? Its a plus for me.
You guys do realize she is just washing her pubes, right?
>>11887281her giant futa horse cock?
>>11886965Not any time soon, as big as EN is, JP is waaay more popular in the japanese market than EN is in the western market.
Would you?
>>11887281All she did was play ASSFAGGOTS before why do you guys pretend like it's the end of the world? Jesus.
I like Fauna's AMSR but my favorite EN ASMR so far was Gura's 1st member ASMR back in March. Shark licking our ears
>>11887230>the emote is still there
>>11887281Come on the horns aren’t that bad they’re pretty cute
>>11887234Quite a few actually. How often do you actually talk to women?
>>11887319student loansor they get paid to study at uni
>>11887327I'M INSIDE FAUNA'S PUSSY, LATER HOMOS
>>11887319Loneliness
I'm only listening to this ASMR just to kill time until F1 quali
>>11887327So that's why it sounds so coarse
>>11887342fuck...
>>11887234eleven
>>11887281Anon being a vegan is her choice. She's not hurting anyone. Just let her eat what she wants.
I though of a funny name for the next time Fauna and Gura collab, but I don’t want people to start screaming at me. It is definitely not something Fauna would approve of:“FauGwa” (foie gras)
>>11887281But this proves that she loves us men much more and it motivates her
Gura liked this but didn't have the balls to retweet. Why you such a pussy Gura?
What is she unleashes ultra fart right into her mic?
>>11887234Uh quite a few? Especially the kind of anxiety ridden hikkis with issues that end up in this field
These generic-ass platitudes are really effective when a cute girl is whispering them to me...
>>11887371oh hey thanks for the reminder
>>11887313>>11887324>>11887328Fauna does not have a cock. I require proof for this claim of yours.
>>11887234quite a few
>>11887371My oshi Verstappen is going to get pole
>>11887383Sounds very familiar...like a famous chinese product...
>>11887342yeah, make these niggas cry
uuuuuu~
>>11887406Next thread.
>>11887406Proof next thread
>>11887406Source: my ass
the middle aged chinese woman being aggressive while washing your hair at the salon vibe
>>11887313>>11887324>>11887328huh?
>>11887399I like that she doesn't retweet everything. What she likes feels like a special present just for me and the thousands of other people checking her likes.
>>11887383Furna
is watame a robot
>>11887406
>Watame is still streamingCute sheep. I feel a bit bad for pirating the concert stream.
>>11887418You're likely to make fauna cry if anything and potentially risk her cutting a stream short because she cant hold back her tears
Is Fauna actually washing her hair? I feel like I'm at the hairdresser
>>11887448I don't think so.
Akutan cute
What time is the Gura/Ame panel, 6pm EDT like yesterday? Gura fucked up the time both days ok her schedule
>>11887432Her cock came from your ass?Lucky bastard
>>11887419That's the fastest way to call a slapling over.
>>11887448I'm an android and I sure dream of her a lot
if u pet the shart all ur strems will be gud
this rrat is pure sexfuck faggots that go >should have been flatfuck pettankofaggots
>>11886367>I'd bet half of them have boyfriendshttps://streamable.com/73zdam
>>11887458probably washing a wig
MOIST
>ctrl+f "anya">0 resultswhat's????
Do NOT boop Rushia's cute little nose with a clickViolators will get shot
Nature juice...
>>11887474Yeah, with me!
>>11887448No, Watame is the sheep, you're thinking of Roboco. It's easy to remember because she has Robo in her name (robo like in robot).
how fucking big is that bottle?
>>11887487>noseWhere?
man those glopping noises are something
>>11887399She'll retweet it next week after she uses it as her schedule image
>Watame singing Lioness' PrideAbsolutely blessed.
I'm watching Okayu's asmr to get a better feel for the genre, but it is just a fat guy eating big macs into the mic for 3 hours
Rockstar is going to give early copies of the Gta trilogy to japanese streamers to promote the game on japan, my source says they give one to Mikosource: _____i_made_it_up_________________________
how are chumbalds enjoying this stream if they have no hair?
a holo that laughs for the first time over a year after debut
>>11887506Irrelevant, if you're not going to click it you don't need to know and if you want to boop it I don't intend to tell you
>>11885344https://poal.me/44mnz2https://poal.me/44mnz2https://poal.me/44mnz2
>>11887502If she takes off that cap, will it spill?
>>11885203I need to duck the concept of time.
>>11887281Why do retards keep replying to this specific kind of bait over and over again? Holy shit.
>>11887513i still can't believe this image isn't edited
>>11887523Yeah, sorry, she was tired and asked me to fill in for her
>>11887528Down there
>>11887528Phantom hair is a thing.
my Oshi doesn't have a BF she has GF
>>11887544I will defend her futa cock with my life
>>11887544Because there's nothing wrong with liking Dota 2 at one point in your life
>>11887555yeah, me
>>11887337Grabbing Roberta's hand....
>>11887545>I would like my mom a lot more if it wasn’t for, you know.Same energy.
>>11887555yeah me
>>11887555yeah, my sister
>>11887544Veganism triggers people
>>11887475Everyone should pet the shark
fauna is getting nothing but bigdick red super chats
numberfags, how is council doing with supas?any of them looking to challenge Money Mori or Taller Takanashi?
>>11887250the ring-tailed lemur saga was worth it only because of the kemonomimi version and hyde's take and i plan on dying on this hill
>>11887544cuz we like to bully LOL players
>>11885344Knowing who the impostor is makes the misunderstandings all the more entertaining
>>11887555Yeah, me
Ateshi-chan cute!
>>11887591Welcome to ASMR Holos
>>11887589I heard she bites though
>>11887453I meant bringing it up here. fauna would probably hold a mini stream about moving forward and what to do with the emote.best case scenario, she looks for ideas on how to honor clover with a different emote
>>11886920Can confirm, I prone bone Kiara every day
>>11887281
>>11887617>I meant bringing it up hereI think 99% of anons here wouldnt give a fuck
>>11887613I wish I had the tingle disease that makes you rich
>>11887544Can't beat the Kirin cock
>>11887583It's ironic this board acts like vegans never shut up about veganism and then never shuts up about vegans itself
>>11887617i don't think i would trust the chat to not be inappropriate with a "dead clover" emote even if sapling are pretty well behaved
fauna has the potential to have the most paypigs in hololive if she seriously does her japanese reps
>>11887605>LOLGood bait
>>11887406>>11887313>Fauna explicitly says that she doesn't have a cock or balls in the Resident Evil streamCheck mate faggots
>>11887631i missed Kiara's council Sims stream, worth a VOD watch?
>>11887617wtf is a clover
How was Holotalk?
>>11887658nihongo ga wakarimasen
I'm feeling kind of Lamy
>>11887665You ever heard of suspiciously specific denial?
>>11885344if there isn't sana's POV, who will have the lowest numbers? Kiara, the rrat or Irys?
>>11887670Yes
>>11887673Taiga if he wasn't an asshole
>>11887652What does vegan pussy taste like?
>>11887670probably, maybe, sure
>>11887665Women lie on an hourly basis
>still no Kronii PoV for Among Us
>>11887658Counterproposal: Japanese is eradicated as a language and nobody ever speaks it outside of academics.
>>11887234How many people know anyone that left High School a virgin?
>>11887578
>>11887665https://youtu.be/4glBVtNOjJY?t=2610
>>11887670Bit slow on the character creation maybe but good.
This is giving me a headache. I'm out.
Holy shit. Does Watame ever shut up?
I'm sorry I just can't watch Fauna
>>11887658
>imagine the smell
>>11887674Breddy good, not as autistic as expected. Probably in the top 5 episodes.
>>11887700Sorry, we are busy having adult sex rn! Wait like 2 hour and 14 minute
>>11887665It's weird that something like that came up, but you aren't wrong. Fauna noted explicitly that she has no intention of growing anything down there as she is a beautiful young lady.
https://twitter.com/sseldne/status/1451876368850034690?t=IJO6H-4s_IB6XzscHxtdLA&s=19
Watame has been reading supachats for eight hours now.
>>11887725
>>11887020you're asking too much
>>11887703Have you seen how awful bananas are? Extreme conformism to western "culture" is a living nightmare.
I'm really looking forward to potion making ASMR...
What did she mean by this?
Your oshi?Age you lost your virginity?
>>11886167finally. a sane post
>>11887728I can.
>>11887725If you put something in her mouth, sure,
>doing archive reps for my oshi and fanbase>several pages worth have at least one dude saying "t.fandead" or "average fandead" and stuff like thatWhy do so many people think that Fandead are extreme or obsessive on this board? I don't think I do anything that's any weirder than the average clingy boyfriend would be
this is a really cute video
>>11886801"don't you find it wacky they chose the rapper and the fried chicken franchise owner to come to Detroit?"
bros should I seduce the girl I want as a girlfriend directly or indirectly? I get ambiguous advice regarding these two ways.
>>11887744And I've been edging for 8 hours now. I'll finish when she does.
FAU FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>11887690Kiara currently has more people waiting than Ame or Mori
>>11887762oh boy do I have something for you
>>11887658>literally only beats Bae in an already underperforming generation
>>11887767>Gura>14
Rat
>>11887762Potion seller asmr
>>11887578Polka's twitter pics are great.
>>11886167Yeah, with me
>>11887744>3 out 6 latest streams are supachat readingsas long as she's having fun i guess
>>11887719>I refuse to grow anything>I'm a beautiful young lady don't you seeI don't see anything here that state she doesn't have any, simply that she refuses to grow any more.
>>11887767Kiara19
>>11887767Gura19
PLEASE SHAVE ME BALD FAUNA.
>>11887767Gura 43
>>11887804Yeah, with me!
Not bad but Roboco's hair washing ASMR is better if you want to keep it in Hololive
>>11887776Anon no, it's Detroit, there will be a shooting
>>11887804tats
>>11887767Haachama17
>>11887767where are your green arrows
>Friday night: dead hours>Saturday night: Myth, Council &IRyS are all overlapping
>>11887787That doesn't mean much, but ultimately the viewers are going to be highly variable based on who the imposters are, just like DBD and the killer POV.
>>11887767Kiara26
>>11887744At least she is good at them
>>11887825Good on you for not giving up, seriously.
>>11887061>45 minutes long>didn't even stick his dick inThis is why I stopped watching 3DPD.
>>11887790Do share
>>11887658>fauna has the potential to have the most paypigs in hololive if she seriously does her japanese repsNo she doesn't and we all know why. Nobody can name a single big earner JP side with her circumstances.
>>11887831dont worry, they arent physically present so nothing bad will happen
>>11887767USE THE FUCKING ARROWS
>rampant cuckposting>early surveyposts>blatant roommate talki can already tell today is gonna be really fucking shit if a meido doesn't wake up before the amogus stream
>>11887767Nene7
>>11887767GuraLost?
Is Irys trolling our forum again?
>>11887877TuT
>>11887767KroniiNot yet
>>11887767>Fauna>16
>>11887767>Haachama>shortly after I turned 15, a chubby goth chick
>>11887883That implies that she ever stops
>>11887861Pekora
>>11887767Gura6
>>11887780Gotta be direct but not autistic. Either you succeed or you know she's not interested. Ambiguity is no good.
>>11887030She's much more technical than other Holos, using a diverse set of triggers. I'm pretty sure we've heard at least one new toy in every one of her ASMR streams. The other heavy hitters tend to just do ear cleaning, heartbeat, maybe pouring stuff or slime. Fauna doesn't use her actual mouth or voice as a trigger much, and to date nothing has been as explicitly "girl sucking on your ear"-sexual as other more experienced Holos.There's lots of different kinds of ASMR. I'm really glad Hololive hired an ASMRtist that brings something new to their table.
>>11887883She always is
>>11887890Nigger why the fuck are you a copy of me? Samet. the other kronie
>>11887861Rushia’s small delicate futa cock doesn’t stop her from getting the most money. Are you implying that Fauna’s is too veiny and horselike?
>>11887156What are you implying anon?
>early survey responders are whores
It has come to my attention that it seems like all of you guys are whores.
>>11886167>They'll get married, have families, etc.Nah, half of them will end up as egglets, honestly. Women nowadays are kicking the can down the road until you're in they're in their late thirties and nobody wants to marry them anymore
>>11887902i got an image of Irys larping as a seanigger stuck in my head now
>>11887767Kiara25 and still going, stopped caring a while ago
Since it's dead hours, is the Anya, Watame, and Ina collab worth watching?
>>11887878>blatant roommate talkWhere?
>>11887767KiaraEveryone that actually had sex should fuck off
Are there any THICC hololivers?
リア充爆発しろ
>>11887767Risu17
>>11887918The ONLY holo with a small delicate futa cock is ayame
>>11887930>>11887933Whores who won't even have sex with eachother.
>>11887933And you're not?
do you listen to faufau's asmr
>>11887934There's always single men to marry
>>11887948amazing model wasted on an insufferable brat bitch
>>11887767FaunaNever, I'm a year off from being a wizard.3D = PD
>>11887956I don't understand your chicken scratch
>>11887948>>11887969
>>11887904Pekora literally streams too much, works too much, and lives with her parents. She proves her innocence through literally making it impossible.
>>11887956一緒にリア充になろう!
>>11887963I thought onis were strong.
>>11887944Apparently saying "they all have boyfriends" and "they will all have families" is roommate talk
ok last onehttps://jigex.com/TpBwu
>>11887968I'll make you a whore with me, dumbass.
>>11887945ryuji's need to fuck off from this board
>>11887933Rushia would forgive me, we have all made mistakes in our past. I wouldn't be upset about her having past experience either. What matters is the now and the futureAnd now I'm only here for Rushia
>>11887767>Ame>I've almost mastered my wizard powers
Fauna's exhales are my favorite part about Fauna.
>>11887969Watame is not sexy or erotic; please do not post images like this
>>11887963You don't get a monopoly ayamefriend, we all deserve feminine penis
Watame is gone...
>>11887977Single men they're attracted to, though? lol lmao
>>11887616That doesn't sound so bad
>>11887086>What's this button do? oh wait silly me. This is the "Fauna appreciation button."People don't talk like this, not even deadbeats talk like this.
>>11887780You gotta be direct. Here's what you do: Take her to karaoke, make sure to stare at her tits all night, and then near the end tell her that you want to make children with her
>>11887883>>11887913Why won't this harpy leave us alone...
>>11887997You thought wrong
>>11887999>Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances ("IRL").
[Fauna News] We are cute!
>>11887861do you think Coco was a unicorn magnet or something?
>7:40:42 [EN] Ah, this year's sports festival got announced? Was it yesterday?>7:41:03 [EN] On Twitter? Or on stream? Oh, in Mikochi's stream.>7:41:34 [EN] I'm not sure how much I can talk about it. Oh, they're going to have an explanation stream today. I see.>7:41:46 [EN] Let's wait for further details on Mio-sha's stream. Yes.>7:41:59 [EN] It's today at 8 o'clock? I see.>7:42:17 [EN] Well, I can say I'm looking forward to it.>7:42:45 [EN] Yeah, that's probably as far as I can say for now. And now I'm hyped up!>7:42:54 [EN] So gotta go sleep before I end up leaking something!Place your bets on who's not showing up to the sports festival besides Ayame.
>>11888014Watame also doesn't have humongous areola
>>11887999is it not? you're not talking about the character or the streamer persona when you say that about them, so it is roommate talk
>>11887878What you really need to worry about is what happens after amogus. Threads should be moving so fast that a lot of bait will get left behind during the streams.
I'm gonna be the cutest sapling.
What do you think of this colour? Is it not beautiful?
>>11887803>>11887820>>11887821>>11887825>>11887841>>11887851>>11887877>>11887892>>11887898>>11887905>>11887936>non-virgins>in my threadget out you filthy sex having whores. all normalfags should seriously explode
Any anon want to come play some WOW Ascension while we wait for the Among us collab?
Fauna is making me the cutest Sapling.
Uhhh Bros why am I wearing a Ribbon now?
>>11888036
>>11886497Marine is a tranny
>>11887945Sorry you didn't get the news but hololive is a Chad hobbie now. Cover wants to get rid of hikki neet fans because they harass the talent and don't have money to superchat.
Why does posting about boyfriends bother you. It's not a timeloop, it's as relevant as discussing income, it's a key trait to how well you can enjoy the content, it's classic point of discussion in the vtubing fanbaseYou not liking it and not wanting it is not a good reason to remove it. You thinking it's irrelevant to the vtuber does not make it so. It's not doxxing. It's relevant to their vtuber persona and activities as much as, say, an injury, or really any circumstances which influence their livesYou are not the thread police
>>11888039Time to find ayamefriend and overpower her.
>>11887999>>1
>>11887186Back in early the 2010s, someone offered me an obscene amount of bitcoins for half the price it was worth. I didn't take it. I hate everything.
im never gonna be here during another fauna ASMR again. every fucking time instead of relaxing i get stunlocked by some KFP faggot bringing up fauna's irl shit
>>11887767Mori16
>>11887918She's a Wendigo, she can't help it.
>>11888074Bend over anon, you can join us
>>11888055Bros what would this robot leak? She clearly doesn't pee.
>>11888041I guess we can't talk about holos taking time off for an illness or major life event, then.
>>11887840I wonder if each Council have a house somewhere in our universe. Unless they really just stay in their meeting chamber 24/7
>>11885297Where the fuck are her legs?
>>11888092what makes you think they are KFP?
>>11887997just throw some beans at them
>>11888074Don't lose your sleep because of it, sex is overrated.
>>11888074>implying that me having sex three years ago means I’m in any way an adjusted member of society at this point in my liferoru rumao
>>11888107In goes coolant, out goes coolant
does anyone have fauna's comfy emote blown up bigger
>>11888023always divorcees around, it's not too hard to find someone equally attractive as yourself, it's only hard if you refuse to date on your level
I'm so fucking lonely
>>11888112unless she talked about it on stream, noit happened before and it was banned
>>11888032First time seeing Mori's paypigs? Only decent is TonyBones.
>>11888036>>11888079After yesterday's con, shouldn't Gura be moved to shit tier? Her and Vergil can live together there.
>>11888112if it was mentioned on stream then you can, if you dug around in their roommate account to find out the reason for an unspecified break they took then no
I'm honestly glad she fixed the fan noise issue. Now she just needs a better mic and preamp.
>>11886735If not larping then please draw some good futa holo fucking
>>11888074Yeah I'll explode. All over your face
>>11888132cool beans
>>11888094Why are your posting dutch yuri?
>>11888079i miss ENMA posting...
>>11888107Blood from her victims. She's a killbot.
>>11888128its always kfp
>>11887782Did you cum anon?
>>11888034t. Chocomate
>>11888055Coco
>>11888082*sticks my arm into your gaping asshole and controls your movements like a muppet*
>>11888074
>>11888143
Your oshiWhen did you lose your Anal virginity
>>11888079Kiara belongs in High Tier
>>11888189
>>11888154>if it was mentioned on stream then you canWe're discussing a boyfriend that WAS mentioned as their vtuber persona.There is no rule about bringing up past vtuber lives or current vtubersCheck fucking mate retard
>>11888094Thanks for reminding me this exists
>>11886510I want more and you better remember Gura has two dicks.
>>11888148same desu
>>11888023Choco-chan...
>>11888207Ame12
>>11888200thank you friend
>>11888168Why Not?
>>11888153What did she say?
>I bet Gura is sleeping right now>woops sorry that's not allowed
>>11888055anon the sport festival members were selected, not everyone can show up due to scheduling and event limitations.
Imagine if Fauna was your mom.
>>11888144You seriously underestimate how retarded women can be
>>11888148Whore.
>>11886638I bet Marine's pussy tastes like a fine musky yogurt.
>>11888213>There is no rule about bringing up past vtuber lives or current vtubers
>>11888241P O W E ROWER
Fuck me I'm actually feeling the breaths.
>>11887030Personally they are doing absolutely nothing to me and I like herEven shit like ear cleaning works better for meNothing beats "cute girls playing piano and whispering softly with sounds of rain in bacground" ASMR
>>11888213>There is no rule about bringing up past vtuber livesThere is though??????
>>11888092Nigger I'm playing fucking runescape. Fuck off
>>11888213...anon are you fucking retardedtry talking about that one drunk blue haired indie vtuber from a few years back and see if you don't eat a ban.
>>11888246>le pretending to be retarded post
>>11888151I don't pay any attention to their messages, as most of them are just repeated praise from the same 20+ people (for lack of less cynical wording). Just listen to the tangents, and you get all you really need.
large cat post! the cat is big!
>>11886801>If you were a Minecraft block, what Minecraft block would you be?
>>11888207Taking a massive shit should count for this one
>>11887990>groom Pekora>it's all a ploy to get to Pekomom
>>11888245I'm thinking Ame
>>11888148>le alone sadcat
>>11886801Ask if Mori raped her during their vacation.
>>11888270No there isn't. Point me to the rule that says"if vtuber x used to be vtuber y and then becamse vtuber x after vtuber y retired, you cannot discuss vtuber y"Link it to me, if you show me one that can even be interpreted as such in ANY way I will fucking cut "sorry" into my dick and post it
>>11888292Just pointing out how the rule could technically be applied to a LOT of posts in here
>>11887124This post is still so fucking funny, I cant tell if she meant to put that on her personal account or if management told her to take it down.
>>11888276>try talking about that one drunk blue haired indie vtuber from a few years back and see if you don't eat a ban.I hate zawa posts as much as anybody else but there's no rule against them
>>11888328Not him but it's off topic. This is a hololive thread, not an indie thread.
QUICK, SOMEONE POST IT
>>11888314>Groom PekoraThat sound impossible
>>11888325we all know exactly what the rules are for, stop playing retarded.
FAUNA SAYS I'M ALWAYS CUTE
>>11888241>Q:What motivates them after a year?>G: Power
FAUNA SAYS (I'M) CUTE
>>11888252Uhh, I'm feeling kinda Freudian all of a sudden...
>>11888328meido, sweep this cockroach into a lava pit so it doesn't come back onegai
>>11888328>>11888343There is if you try talk about her in hlgg where she's off topic.
>>11888151I still remember that time Clero was being creepy about Valentines Day with his "I fucked it up, i'll make it up to you on white day :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:"
>>11888213>past vtuber livesNot Hololive-related, fuck off
>>11888253>dating site statisticsbecause dating sites have way more male users than female users, these statistics are logical and not really relevant for the population at large
>>11888343You'll still get banned. Accidentally used the name and ended up with a 3 day, literally the only time I've ever been banned
>tfw you’ll never have tiny Gura daughters
>Kiara streams, comfy thread>Kiara doesn't stream, shit thread
>>11888079There should e a new Tier for gura>does bad things just so the heroe has an excuse to punish her
fuck fauna
>i'll cuck you now
Saplingbros, have you made your veganism reps yet?
>I'm having my friends over and we're going to space>I'm sure no murders will happen>Just a friendly trip to spacedyrbi
>>11886765what if before council the EN hiring was based on the talent and nepotism
>>11888343It would be the offtopic rule
>>11888399>kiara stream, kfp meido is around>kiara doesn't stream, no guarantee that a meido is aroundwow
give me the holoen tier list from "100% single, certainly wont be in a relationship anytime soon or ever" to "100% has sex with her boyfriend between streams"
>>11888374eh, clero fucked off after being bullied by /here/beats
>>11888235>dutch>not a virginlikes yuriyou're gonna make me angry
>>11887767Ame15
>>11888421No. I don't bi at all.
>>11888421Of course, why would anything bad happen in a friendly space collab?
[Fauna News] She wants to reinvest to increase the quality of her ASMR. She is thanking her supporters for allowing her to do so. KU100 soon!>>11888421Fauna will never lie!
>>11888411Masochism is still within the nature of women, she'd be in the same tier.
>>11888420>raw pumpkin
>>11888433>100% single, certainly wont be in a relationship anytime soon or evermy oshi>"100% has sex with her boyfriend between streams"your oshi, and that boyfriend is me
>>11888353I mean just because she's a hikki doesn't mean her hair is unmanageable. Detangling her braids might be an issue, but a few washes in warm water with gentle lathering and generous conditioner usage will probably loosen them up well enough to work with.
>>11888375You're just trying to find logical gaps in a rule to disallow for discussion you think is harmful to thread quality. Why are you like this? Why can't we actually sincerepost without people like you messing it up?
>>11888440
>>11887767Gura0
>>11888434He's a mod for Phase Connect now.
I miss Ina
Predict what schizo rrats are going to come out of this, I predict cliqueposting will reach an all time high
>>11888399In other words, KFP are antis of everyone else
>EN actually troubleshooting before a major collabKiara I love you.
>>11887767Gura5
>>11888441I'm not Dutch. I just like the cartoon since its translated.I'm actually Polish
>>11888478Wheres Kronii's POV
amogus mention
>ALL THESE FAUNA MEMBERS AND SCSLMFAO THEY DONT FUCKING KNOW DO THEY? CONDOM PAYING KEKS HAHAHAHAHA>ALL THESE FAUNA MEMBERS AND SCSLMFAO THEY DONT FUCKING KNOW DO THEY? CONDOM PAYING KEKS HAHAHAHAHA>ALL THESE FAUNA MEMBERS AND SCSLMFAO THEY DONT FUCKING KNOW DO THEY? CONDOM PAYING KEKS HAHAHAHAHA
>>11888466you're the one doing that, fuck off retard.
>>11888464You know you don’t need to do that. Pekora literally just got fsome hair care (That’s what she said) the other day and her hair is shinier than usual
jesas
>>11888245The animation that's from is pretty good. Shame it hasn't gotten more traction.https://twitter.com/RUDOOMER/status/1451042483731894273
I am not an anti and I love Hololive and all current Hololive members and their alumni Coco. I also have no qualms with Aloe and Yogiri.
>>11888388What a surprise, average looking women with inflated egos are the only ones forced to use dating sites. This just proves who you will actually meet on that shit.
>>11888371Just so you know, I started posting here well after the cuck conversation started, I joined in because people who try and use the rules to justify their own personal opinions piss me the fuck off and are legitimately bad people
oh nyooo
>>11888466anon you can't just accuse other people of what you're doing yourself
>>11888484kiara is just a face in all of this. ina, bae, and kronii - the resident asian technicians - will be setting everything up
I have a cute sapling inside me that wears a little ribbon on its head...
>>11888498FUCK YOU, SHE SAYS EVERYONE DESERVES KINDNESS
>>11888466>hololive thread>wants to talk about non-holo chuubawah wah logical gaps
>>11887968No one said you couldn't join in, teamate
>>11888478Kiara mentions Sana's dead dog and an awkward silence develops and you can hear Sana begin to sob for a second before she mutes and everyone trying to awkwardly change the subject back to the game by ultimately failing and they end the stream after the 3rd game
FAUNA JUST KISSED ME LATER VIRGINS
>>11888529Yes, but >ME ME ME
>>11888519
https://files.catbox.moe/4h4j8s.webm
>>11888480The thread calls for shitposts, and we answer! No greater good. No just cause.
>>11888500You're a fucking retard, you don't know what it even means to have an actual fucking conversation. If you reacted like a normal person to normal words about something relevant this thread wouldn't have derailed at all. Why the fuck can you not talk like a normal fucking person for once in your life
Who are your Top 3 ENs? Did council manage to take a spot?
FAUNA JUST KISSED ME LATER LOSERS
>>11888498>He says as he watches the stream, boosting it in the algorithm, and giving her watchtime which equals adsenseGood job retard
She's good... I will fucking give her that. Best ASMR out of the ENs by a mile.
>>11888518>average looking women with inflated egosassuming is bad, anyway when you have boundless choice of course you're going to be picky
>3 streams this week>stream tomorrowMel cares about hololive again?
>>11888567Gura, Mori, IRyS. Fauna and Mumei are 4th tho.
>>11888546I don't understand it in this case.
>>11888567FaunaGuraInaSo yes.
>>11888433>Odds of being a virgin from highest to lowest: Myth Edition>InaSmelly neet, lives with her strict Asian parents, only boyfriend rrat has very little supporting it.>MoriSocially awkward, has very specific tastes, but also is the loosest morally so who knows.>GuraSmelly autist, might be a Christian, boyfriend rrat has more supporting it but the one person implicated lives on the other side of an ocean.>AmeHas been in relationships, normal girl aside from being poor and unlucky.>KiaraCon slut, probably was involved in con orgies.
>>11888541This. Something definitely gonna happen and it will involve Sana
Yet another threadWhere retards argue a lotOn offtopic shit
>>11888567InaAnyaTowa
>>11888573>Best ASMR out of the ENs by a mile.There really is no competition if you have to be honest
>>11888478>Mori: "Hey Sana">Gura: "hm?"
Getting eaten by Haachama
>>11888593Well, it is her birthday coming up.
>>11888567GuraKroniiFauna
>>11888512Where'd she get the FAMAS from?
>>11888544No need to lash out at them specifically, there aren’t even that many here.
>>11888593Someone's probably forcing her to is all.
>>11888573>Best ASMR out of the ENsWas there any competition?
>>11888567Ina'nisBaeIna'nis again
>Oshi>Your favorite Holo ASMR stream
Fauna and Mumei might have their yab but at least Fauna is an actually great streamer in all other aspects. Mumei is just boring as hell.
>>11888498Fauna is the most hardworking streamer in EN currently, I would pay my oshi for condoms too if that would make her stream more.
>>11888434>bullied by /here/beatswhen did that happen? Did he out himself on /morig/ or something, and get hazed out?Also I've seen him a few times when i glance at Mori's prechat, he hasn't gone full Prolapse-mode yet.
>>11888606Can't be helped, fags will be fags
>>11888567inamumeibaeyeah
>>11888567Ina, Gura, Bae are my top 3.
>>11888567InaKroniiSana
>>11888433This is a real list that is sourced from sekrit knowledge. You're welcome.
>>11888608>>11888629I liked Mori's when she didn't curse it.
Lovers
>>11888568This is accurate
Recommend me asmr videos, I still don't really get it.
>>11888541>change the subject back to the game BUT ultimately FAIL and they end the stream after the 3rd gamesorry i type like an ESL sometimes
>>11888567InaGuraSana
>>11888567Yeah.FaunaGuraIrys
>>11888567FaunaAmeKiaraso yes
>>11888635OkayuThe yandere one might be her best, but I also really like the last line-reading for how long it lasted.
>>11888635InaI was actually loved by my parents
>>11888606beautiful haiku
Where were you "don't post about non-Hololive vtubers in hlgg" posters when this thread discussed every other non-Hololive vtuber>I report rule breakers I dislike and allow rule breakers I likeThis is why you will never be based.
>>11888567>TOP 3 UNCONTESTED ENS IF THEY ARE NOT LISTED THEY ARE NOT IN THE TOP 3AmeBaeFaunaGuraInaIrysKiaraKroniiMoriMumeiSana
>>11888665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImpFsjYElG8
>>11888567Gura FaunaAme
>>11888656She did like 3 streams tops before going the shitpost route
Jesas this thread took a nosedive. What the fuck happened? I was gone for what an hour?
>>11888619
Suisei loves me more than you
>>11888567InaGuraIRySI'd say Sana is 4th or 5th though
>>11888567AmeGuraMoomMumei has stolen my heart, love her streams.
>>11888606is haikuposting going to make a comeback?
>>11888567GuraKiaraIna
>>11888581So cute
>>11888478>___ kills Gura>____ hates Gura rrats for the next 2 months
>>11888567GuraIrysFaunayep
>>11888606That's almost a haiku, nice.
>>11888297fatto catto lewd noises tskr
>>11888665https://youtu.be/k0BtUx8NYvM
>>11888567GuraKroniiMumei
>>11888694boyfriend posting
>>11888567KiaraAmeIna
>>11888693I know... I miss that.
>>11888697Yeah that's true, I don't love you Anon. Sorry. At least you've come to terms with it.
Hi anons, how's it going?
>>11888579Based on the data presented, most men gave a wide variety of rankings. The women just said everyone was ugly. According to the men’s score they were average looking. So average looking women calling everyone ugly.
>>11888656Afaik, she's only done that twice (counting the dedicated cursed stream). I agree though, the novelty wears off after the first one or two times, and that shit hurts even at 12% volume
>>11888705I love big titsBut only on anime girlsFuck global
>>11888594>>11888596>>11888626>>11888649>>11888675>>11888678>>11888687>>11888704>>11888713>>11888721>fauna or mumei in top 3lmfao.losers.
>>11888710Literally guaranteed
>>11888635>Ame>Rushia's latest ASMR, I've listened to it over a dozen times now, usually before I sleep, in bedThe ASMR collab she had with Noel really upgraded her to yet another level. The way she nibbles and noms on your ears and all, it's amazing.
>>11888049Yes? This isn't even debatable.Unless by unicorn you actually mean unicorn and not the retarded vt version of unicorn. But Coco literally never collabed with a guy, for good reason.
>>11888567InaAmeDepends on the day whether it's Gura or Kiara
>[Deleted]
>>11888714>almostwait, i double checked it
>>11888476>Pippa has to deal with CLERO nowOh jesus
>>11888567SanaFaunaMumeiIrys, Bae, and Kiara are close, but I ended up enjoying Council so much more than I expected
Imagine looking at a holo and the first thing you think about is a man.
>>11888567GuraFaunaMummerI stopped watching myth solos that weren't my EN oshi shortly after debuts but Fauna's are genuinely entertaining for me and Mumei has the same awkward endearing quality early gura did.
>>11888710>____ misses one tiny detail and questions Gura>Gura hates ____ for the next 6 months
>>11888694quick reminder that these types of posts are oft made by the baitposters themselves, essentially as a "how did i do guys?".chew but don't bite, swallow but don't burp, and quit eating shit.
>>11888710>gura will remember this
>>11888753we're not talking about collabs
>Your Oshi>Your Favourite Adult Game
>>11888567Kiara, Fauna, Ame
>>11888635Haachama"H" where she roleplays as Haachama molesting Haato in her sleep then halfway through Haato wakes up and punishes you for it. That one for sex and the KFC for non erotic ASMR.
>>11888675>>11888713Brothers!>>11888594Step-brother?
>>11888567Gura, IRyS, Fauna
>>11888772Oga....
>>11888776Suzy...
>>11888748All the hornyposting that could've been...gone...
>>11888567InaSanaIRySI genuinely didn't expect to like Sana based on design alone but she's very nice and I miss her and her accent dearly.
I like this treerrat's outfit
>>11888797
>>11888727BOYFRIEND POSTING???
>>11888802Risu....
>>11888748the one where shes nervous is hotter
>>11888693>>11888734Blame the "cringekino" and ironic crowds for that. They tried to get IRyS and Fauna to follow her in that too.
>>11887767Gura 19
Huh,a lot of anons have councils in their top 3, why do schizos say that council is under preforming again?
>>11888777No.. I'm being genuine.. I was out for an hour doing my fit reps. And things were a bit dead but fine.
>>11888034this is bait
>>11887658>fauna has the potential to have the most paypigs in hololive
>>11888817I REFUSE TO USE THE FNF THREAD
>>11888812Rodents Holos get the best outfit. Prove me wrong
>>11888806It's for the best. Sex is menhera even by holomem standards.
>>11888567Kiara, Takanashi, Kiwawa
>>11888605>loosest morallyMori hates cheaters though and she doesn't seem to care for one night stands.
>>11887861I understand that you don't like Dota 2 but she's moved on from that
>>11888785Neither were a lot of those posts.
>>11887767InaI WILL become a wizard, I swear to god
>>11888824Nah, i dotn give a fuck about EN's ability to do ASMR streams, i have JP for that. What i WILL blame on those dicjheads is how they ruined the date streams
>>11888478Just boring "so and so hates so and so" or "this person and this person are FUCKING/HATE-FUCKING".I fully expect Kiara to say something stupid and tone-deaf that may or may not target Sana specifically. Probably something about Sana having been gone for 2 weeks that kfp will no doubt jerk themselves off to.
>>11888832often but not always. french but all ballways. i'm in need of help thanks you
>>11888786KoroneLeisure Suit Larry: Meet 'n' Fuck
>VOD reps since I JWU>Aqua begins Holotalk by making the most autistic sounding cat sounds possibleAh... home.
>>11888605>[Deleted]
>>11888567KiaraInaAmeIrys and Fauna are pretty close to Ame, Sana could have overtaken her but i couldn't watch her enough
The JP Minecraft server needs to be nuked and built from scratch with better order.
There's a storm here, maybe I'll miss Amongus' collabAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine pretending that something that's been proven to influence content(and I mean with actual graphs, statistics, and trendlines) isn't relevant to content.
>>11888833Because they are nobody's favorite, good support characters.
>>11888739The populations you're comparing aren't equal in number, and what data, arguing over a graph with no extra information on it is dumb
>>11888074Literally nothing changes after you have sex. I'm canonically not a virgin but I sure do act like one regardless.
>>11888478>Ame and Gura are both imposter>Thread ending wave of THEY ARE
>>11888734Her last one was pretty good and not cursed at all.
Here comes the storm!
>>11888567Honestly, I'm neutral to everyone except Ame because she is my oshi. I watch everything Ame does, and everyone else I'll watch if it interests me enough.
Do we like FAUNA and MUMEI?http://poal.me/424puohttp://poal.me/424puohttp://poal.me/424puohttp://poal.me/424puo
>>11888635>Fauna>Polka's Christmas ASMR where she really goes hard with the ear eating.
>>11888786HaachamaRavager https://4minutewarning.itch.io/ravagerDegrees of Lewdity has potential but not enough of a main story or endgame.
>>11888894>canonically not a virginMy fucking sides
>>11888567AmeKiaraBaeI can't watch anyone else in council because EU.
>>11888911What if I only like one of them?
>>11888567>Gura, IRyS, and Fauna(Tied for 4th)>Ina & Mori
How low self-esteem is Kiara to set up this entire collab and then fuck herself over with timezones?
>>11888665Rushia love earnibble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_8Qb5plgBoYandere Mel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa9skWBlaqgOkayu soft singing ASMR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOTKDDTGaqIHaachama vibration cumming ASMR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhB4915XKJoOne of the Lamy ASMR, very good at relaxing you after work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmpZGbncrsEUnique "cool" ASMR by Aki, submerged feel, dripstone cave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxhJIyWL9GUOne of the best ASMRers out there, months worth here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1d2KuGf9SKZ9AwEQAgJvvfOM22ytcVYW
>>11888870I just started watching it too
>>11888911Oh no, what is the tribalist poalnigger implying with his post????It's a mystery.
>>11888865I remember those fags coping by saying that Mori couldn't think of any ideas for future dates, and those dumbasses that treated that bath png zatsu as the second coming of GFEsus
>>11888541>end the stream after the 3rd gameidk it seems likely it will only be 3 or 4 games anyway
>>11888934She's the only Yuro, she'd have to be completely retarded to do it any other way
>>11888567Ame, Gura, Inaso no
>>11888921Exactly
>>11888894>Literally nothing changes after you have sex.Yeah I know, thats why you're still a whore. Hurry up and explode already
>your oshi>your blogpost
>>11888567GuraAmeIna
>>11888567FaunaIRySMoriMy oshi is not one of them though.
>>11888934bizzare post
>>11888874Jannys hated him because he told the truth.
>>11888936I'm fucking amazed Haachamas vibrating ASMR didn't get taken down or at least made members only.
>>11888934This is the most bizarre Kiara antipost I've seen in a while.
>>11888567MoriGuraIna
>>11888934She's the only one in her timezone
>your oshi>does she have a cock?
>>11888934i think you mean altruist
>Watame reading SC's for 8 hours straightI thought vtubing was supposed to be an enviable job?
>>11888754>>11888968>>11888960>trinityfags still existHAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
>>11888911http://poal.me/q1e5rhttp://poal.me/q1e5rhttp://poal.me/q1e5rhttp://poal.me/q1e5r
>>11888967Ina'nisI'm going to marry Ayamefriend!
>>11888993GuraTwo of them!
>>11888567>Fauna>Mumei>InaYeah, Council has been really good to me. I used to watch a lot of Ame, but her game choices and tendency to do watchalongs aren't really my thin.
>>11887767Sana19 and counting
>>11888986That’s how it always starts. Why do they want to talk about Kiara, I have no idea
>>11888993KiaraFour inch door hinge...
>>11888567FaunaInaIRyS
>your oshi>confess your gayest sin
>>11888567>>11888567Nope.KiaraGuraMori/Ina depending on how much % Mori givesAmePower GapIrysSanaThe restIt's a shame too because I had high hopes for Kroni and Bae. I don't dislike any of them but they're pretty boring.
>>11888949Nigga, she is more "GFE" than she ever has been. If anything people who took those date streams bit too serious ruined it.
>>11887999Rule one nigga
fuck, fauna's asmr actually knocked me out.
>>11888014Her pits are very stinky and erotic.
>>11888986Not every post about Kiara is an anti-post, anon.
>>11888958I mean, doing it a few hours earlier wouldn't be too bad. Around the same time Ame streams (6p EST, 3 PDT). It'd be 7am for Mori and Irys and roughly the same for Bae and Sana. Unless if that conflicts with the 2nd panel at the con or something.
>>11889030Drop a beat!https://youtu.be/F6Z8USLkv9c?t=2938
>>11889051I know, but that one sure reads like it.
>>11888567KiaraMoriI don't have a 3rd favorite, just watch whatever interests me. But, not really, council hasn't interested me with their solo content outside of the ocassional Sana stream
>>11888567InaIrysGuraIn that order. 4th place is Fauna so she's close.
>>11885576For me, it's Earl Grey, no milk, no sugar.U?
>>11888786InaI've put the most time into Corruption of Champions, so thatI liked where Lilith's Throne was going, but then the dev started a SubscribeStar and, surprise surprise, updates started slowing down tremendously
>>11887999>deletedreddit mods everyone
Is it true that IRyS is a girl?
>>11888997We will never submit to Paimon
Council is for people who care about hololive.Myth has lost their spark long ago, they're just boring now, with the exception of Gura.
>>11889085No, she is a woman.
>>11885576How much fucking tea?
>>11888213Oh wow you're just dumb. Well w/e
>>11889057>unless it conflictsIt does I think
>>11889064KFP is constantly saviorfagging over Kiara, anon. Saying that she has low self esteem strikes me as par for the course.
How is Kiara still getting brought up out of nowhere when we are over a year in
>>11888918Reminds me of Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden: "Warning: this game is canon"
>>11889057I'm pretty sure thats exactly when the panel is actually
>>11888567GuraAmeIRySIt was Ina third but I've really enjoyed catching IRyS after Gura's streams. Mumei is probably my favorite from council.
>>11888967PekoraI have decided that I will draw Mumei or Kronii in FNF style next after I’m done with Baelz. Still struggling to come up with song names tho
>>11888997Why is kfp like this?
>>11889097Not even hiding it at this point…
>>11889096Ehh, I still don't buy it, just seems like a bad attempt at shitposting.
>>11889085No, she's a woman
>>11888567InaBaeFauna
>>11889083go back
>>11889095>>11889108Well, sucks for Tenchou then. Her sleep schedule has been fucked up already though, so what's one more day going to hurt.
>>11888967KiaraThe virginity survey post hurts because I was raped by an older guy when I was 13. After that my first "proper" time was with a girl who had no feelings for me.
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1452020423093149701
>>11889083Baffling post.
>>11889032TowaI used to dress up in my mother's clothes and pretend to be her whilst she worked late nights. I used her vibrator on multiple occasions.
>>11889088>There_Was_An_Attempt.png
>>11888997they're just my top 3. how retarded are you?
>>11888967InaBoogiepop Phantom has amazing sound design
>>11889097Holotalk just aired
>>11889040While rule 1 needs to exist, I find that jannys usually use it to just arbitrarily delete posts they don't like.
>>11885588Amazing pic, This needs to be a reskin for Yuria armor set in souls. Is there a person I can patron to commission mods for Souls games or Code Vein?
>>11889032InaI've fapped to more futa on male than male on futa
>>11889141Oh my, sorry to hear that.
>>11889142OH NO NO NO SHES TALKING TO A NIJI I THOUGHT WE HATED NIJI BROS MY TRIBE GOOD THEIR TRIBE BAD
>>11888567Probably Mumei, Ina, and Kiara
>>11889083>post about irl stuff, directly violating rule 1>gets deletedWho could've seen that coming
>>11889129>>11889145pozzed aidsfaggots
>>11889176It's a slippery slope anon, and you're slidin'
>>11889141I'm sorry chicken.
>>11889142The witch is the flip cunny right? I'm okay with this
>>11889142Fauna a big dick G foreal foreal
>>11888833Because you can look at council from far too many angles and claim that they are "failing" in that regard without even taking into consideration any speck of context: for example, you can say they're ''failing" because in fucking poals ame or gura are always on top while all council members combined add up to about what either ame or gura have without taking into consideration at what time of day you're posting it, how many IPs there are in a thread, what streams are currently taking place etc. You can say that they're failing because during surveyposts council members are underrepresented without taking into consideration the basic fact that myth + irys already have an established presence here and, the way i understand it, council is essentially dead hours filler for most anons here. You can say they're failing because they havent all reached half a million subs within the few months that they've even been streaming without even thinking about how long it took myth to reach that goal and in what conditions, ie a stupid amount of people getting into hololive because of the pandemic. You can say that they're failing because they arent pulling in mori's numbers in terms of SC numbers without taking into consideration how myth already has dedicated paypigs and that council isnt in the position to attract such people due to the now somewhat lifted lockdowns. There are far too many reasons and, more importantly, ways for anons to say that "council is a failure", you just need to think about it for a couple of minutestl;dr anons are dumb fucks who want to shitpost simply because they're dumb fucks
>>11888967InaStormblood is not that bad
>>11888967DD"No matter where you go, there you are and here you are.” You too of course; you can push pretense all you like and yet it fails to hide that clear trail of footsteps behind; its mere existence rips your fragile defense to shreds. You came here to engage in the way we all knew you would. You fuck around because you found out, and you liked it enough to stay. Unfortunatly, that means you understand. You may hate it. You hate the one-way road you took. You hate the predestination coiled tightly around you that ensured that this was always going to be the road you took. And that hatred can even be a good thing. The destination is ridiculous from a conventional point of view. But we are not in a conventional place, and these are not conventional times. Therefore, your adapatation is flawed. One must know the nature of the beast to strike it down...or decide if it needs to be in the first place"As above, so below." I'm here to tell you that the notion of a inherently unidirectional relationship in the case of idolatry is flawed. This seems ridiculous on its face. An idol is for all intents and purposes a target of worship, a god. And what is even the greatest man alive to a God? But we all know how that line goes. You get the notably pretentious line in response, and yet still I'm gonna be a faggot for a second and reiterate"What is a god to a non-believer?" Or more appropriately an idol, or more generally a 'thing-to-be-worshipped'? A figurehead made to bear and personify a concept must surely be defined by the most identifiable parts of the construction that emerges out of the mesh of overlaid interpretations of its qualities, the mesh formed by its collective body of worshippers and all the inherent differences between each individual mental image of the idol held by each individual member of such a body. Each definition differs and yet feeds into a concept that demands conceptual clarity, a unified standard. Yet distance and lack of clarity, formed of any particular worshippers social proximity to any and every other particular person who bears an image of the god-form in their minds, form an indecipherable chaotic and self-referential undulating social network where the definition is not yet solid. There is not yet a god, only a divine cradle being gradually constructed. But this cannot hold, of course. A god must either die or be born. There is a reason for that, but that's for later. Right now, simply keep in mind what I claim to be a fundamental truth"Si Dieu n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer." Vague ideas whose conflicts are greater than their collective cohesive 'sense of the thing': our god is in flux, an idea that could yet be aborted like an other, but in this case we speak of idols that are, were born. And the cradle was woven by the people seeking the face of nascent divinity in the only place it could be found; in the minds of others. Only is it through communion with the progenitor of divinity, community, that we might create a god to worship, and so we begin to bundle in those collective social centers- where information meets, informs, and is informed by other information."Slowly at first, and then all at once." Through the rapid exchange of information as the hub defines itself as a social system through great tumultuous chaos; it is not truly waffling, however. Systems are being built for a great crescendo, until the proverbial water breaks. Much like how certain materials more quickly transmit energy, the people-particles in these nascent hubs ideological conclusions rapidly reach a dialectical synthesis after seeming chaos and lack of definition that comes with the ideological warzone."The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters." After all, thou shalt not worship false idols- for each god, there is only one god, and like we have done so for countless millennia, we construct our god first through construction of ideology to inform the deconstruction of other ideologies. Such a thing can only be monstrous to those who gasp at shadows. Recall the story of Ragnarok and its many historical copycats; a story of such a time of monsters, and yet as the old light is devoured it is so that those ashes can kindle the flame of a kinder, gentler, new age. Between the old age and new, there can be only one; a disagreement here is a gap, and God lies within the gaps. It waits as we bite and claw at the false gaps and one another, desperate for resolution until none remain to find it. But here the curtain is pulled to the side and at once man is forced to realize with sober senses that the gaps are gone. We see our gods face. We see our idols face. And seeing is believing; our God is born.
>>11888786AyameEvenicle and doHna
>>11889177that's moona's wife you retard
>>11889141ganbatte anon
>>11888958It should have been at 1am, no laterSo 2 hours before the currently planned time
>>11886218Sex
>>11889083>nooo why am i getting banned, i didn't break my headcanon rulescry harder
>>11889191You have to be over 18 to post here
>>11889103That game is fucking kino. Best parody JRPG
>>11889032InaI fap to traps and pretend they are Ina
>irys is the only non native english speaker in holoEN and is somehow the best english and japanese speaker in the entire branchhow does she do it?
>>11889211But I thought I was Moona's wife (male)...
>>11889032MoriFucked and have been fucked by newhalfs
>>11889071japanese green tea or oolong, no milk no sugar>>11889090like 70 oz
>>11888786GuraUrge to Molest
>>11888967InaSometimes I'll go almost a whole day without eating just because I'm too lazy to make something and don't want to waste money ordering out
>>11889141RETSU GO DESU WA
So how many of the girls in the Amogus collab like the game, are feeling well and aren't hopelessly awkward in large groups?
>>11889141>>11889178>>11889199>>11889213>woman gets raped4chan:>HAHAHA DESERVED FUCKING WHORE SNEEEDDD>random 4chan MALE anon gets raped4chan:>bro im so sorry. bro? bro are you ok? bro..fucking incel site
>>11889217Con panel at that time
>>11888949Yeah, sorry for the fucked typing, fat fingers and old issues dont mix well
>>118892171 AM is too early for the JP/AUS based Holos
>>11888967KiaraHoly shit, how the fuck is Max so bad at Metroid Dread? I get that it's only his second Metroid ever, but fuck Dread has to be one of the most beginner friendly Metroids outside of damage values.
>>11889142The Witch was already close with Holos before
>your oshi>why is this thread such shit?
>>11888967Ame>>11889206Stormblood is fantastic. I find it funny that people are unable to grasp the basic ass concept of that entire expansion. It's basically about Death and how you can't just escape your past or present by dying. This seems to fly over everyones god damn head. Also SB is by far the best expac in terms of content.
>>11888967GuraI got groceries today!
>>11889032GuraI fucked a femboy
>>11888967>>11889208(cont.)And yet, inherent to its very nature, one truth both old and new erupts alongside this newfound deification, and is so restatated for emphasis: "As above, so below." We turn our attention to just what we've created. An idol is no small thing; a well-defined idol, even more-so. But an idol that is both god and man is an inherent contradiction with no resolution. They are mortal, and thus privy to and suffer the same want of cohesive understanding as all mortal men do. And yet they have become divine. Their ousia is not an outside force- it is their living, breathing will, their essence both earthly and divine. And yet, there is no resolution to the contradiction. So what is it? Simple- a false vacuum that has decided to reject acceptance of its falsity. It is, simply put, an impossibility- and therefore the most valuable thing of all."The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing." Our idol stands on a stage. She gazes out into the face of her peers and her worshipers. She gazes out and unlike a god held only in our minds, she hears our words and wants and will for her to be what we decided that we need her to be, and therefore what she must be."If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you" But she did not gaze upon the void; she gazed into the She is a god and yet mortal and she is, more than anything, at the very center of the most central information hub of the grand network that defines the definition of her existence. Nobody is as well-informed as to the nature of the god that she is than her. And so does god yield to the whims of men, because man yields to the whims of man. Our god listens. Our god affects the role it is given. Our god is a man who reaches out, guiding itself. In that sense, finally, we begin to eke out a great underlying truth. The physical body of god is one individual, but the holy spirit, the essence, the mind of god has, through an interplay of feedback between god and man, has become the relationship itself. Divinity defined not by the worshipers dependence on their god, but by the codependency of man and god bound in interplay. They have become inseparable, and the nature of their goal has shifted. No longer is man waiting for salvation; he has devoured the ousia of his idol, and like twin serpents both the flock and its shepherd have bit one another's tails so firmly that it has become entirely impossible to tell the two parts of this ouroboros apart. There is no longer a head to the snake. Nothing guides it as cycles throughout its time, all parts push in unison.Divinity defined not by the worshipers dependence on their god, but by the codependency of man and god bound in interplay. They have become inseparable, and the nature of their goal has shifted. No longer is man waiting for salvation; he has devoured the ousia of his idol, and like twin serpents both the flock and its shepherd have bit one another's tails so firmly that it has become entirely impossible to tell the two parts of this ouroboros apart. There is no longer a head to the snake. Nothing guides it as cycles throughout its time, all parts push in unison.We have reached theosis. Not apotheosis, of course- there is only one god. And she still appears before us, the woman who is and was and isn't god. We have risen to stand alongside the godhead without eradicating the existence of the godhead- we've not performed deicide; we've gone even further than death, we hold both the death of the old and the birth of the new in our hands at once. We have whispered in its ear until all the godhead knows is that it is to be our god, even as it is commanded to transform by the role it affects as a man at the behest of men.A living idol. It is an individual. It is a god. It is a man. It is a collective. It is a reflection. It is a fake. It is more real than reality through its refusal of realities terms. It is all these things. We depend on it and love it for the meaning it gives us. And she depends on and loves us for the same. And yet, the idol stands as one woman alone. The relationship is no longer so distinct as to be unidirectional worship, but when god is man and men are god, the natural predilection of human interaction continues to define the godhead and its constituent parts.
>>11889231>>irys is the only non native english speaker in holoEN Kiara….
>>11888786InaEuphoria
>>11889247This is a good one, well done
>>11889247>woman gets rapedstorytime
>>11889247I forgot 4chan is one person, no wonder I'm such a schizo retard
>>11889231>Best JP speakerAfter watching the gartic collab and the among us collab with the JP senpais, she's really not.Leagues better than Mori for sure but she had no natural flowing conversations with anybody.
>>11889146What's wrong with all the Towaanons in this thread?
>>11889247where do you crazy losers even come from?
>>11888567MoriGuraIRyS and Fauna tied for third
>>11888786FaunaMaggot Baits
>>11889270(cont.)A new Trinity.First came its cradle, as here I claim that the link that is so cohesive as to be incapable of being unlinked- the ouroboros, the empyrean oversoul, the inkwell of the Akashic Records, the firmament which rests upon itself. The 'Relationship'. Or more appropriately, Communion.Second came She. The Anima. She who is the God and yet messenger who brings mans command, and in this way she is a servant to servants. She feels guilt for what she cannot do, desire to be more than a mere women, joy at being the recipient of a love so deep than no normal man would ever receive from his fellows, worry over any perceived loss of faith as a god, worry over any perceived pain in a lover-in-all-but-touch because of a perceived loss of trust in her as a woman. She may no longer be the sole arbiter of her own godhood, but she alone bears the Anima. And as the Anima has found itself a cohesive, distinct identity, it cannot be helped that she would begin to perceive the third and final member of this new Divine Trinity similarly, as man will do as man is wont to do and project, and as she projects, she informs and shapes the third in turn to then unify with it.And so, the Third came about. So does the Animus arise. The rest. Us. The worshipers turned god-makers, loved by our god as much as we love her. But a trinity is a trinity of three, and it is so because of the pressures of the newfound relationship that we become He; the animus. As we shaped our god from man, so now our lonely god shapes us into birthing ourselves into a new form. The Animus; the Egregore. We struggled for so long to build a concrete god, but as it must go when our god is man, she looks out at us and treats us as a whole that we are not, and through her singular divine pressure, our actions are flipped on their head as we become subject to the same pressures we subjected her to. The story of the Garden is flipped on its head in turn; Eve demands an Adam. And so we come together to please her, unifying now not in perception of her, but in a desire to unify as a concept as ourselves. We find ourselves on the other side of the cradle, this time innumerable disparate souls and minds, screaming to become what she wants most, screaming for a One to arise from Many, and that all of us Many might become integral as One, and rejoice in divine union with her.Thus our Egregore is born. We are, as said, the roles we affect. The animus unifies itself, for another, and gives birth to the conceptual unification; not a true god, but a costume. A costume we all wear.And yet, when our idol stares out, her mind is still of man; we have done so well so quickly to pretend to be mere manifestations of One, to fall in line, that we have done the impossible; we have fooled god. She can see the disparate names and faces, but in her and our combined excitement to unify, she lets the lie define her vision. It is no longer "me and my followers", it is 'me', and 'my other half', who is 'one yet speaks as many' and yet in Her mind all words come from the mouth of one overriding identity, one Animus. Not borne of a rib, but of love, passion, and belief in the strength of a contradiction that refuses to give in to the forces of reality as they try to deconstruct it. The Egregore. Born of the will of many to be one, for the sake of one other they are somehow simultaneously fundamentally entwined with and somehow fundamentally separate from all at once at all times. No one piece owns it; no one piece does not own it. Much like the firmament beneath it, no one piece of the animus can come to differentiate itself in its perfect melding of what it means to be her other half; and when it is no longer possible to know which piece is invaluable to its existence, ALL pieces become invaluable to its existence, equally so. You shitpost about believers here creating tulpas; what you never realized was that what your identity, as it is here, within the sphere of influence of your particular firmament, IS a tulpa in and of itself. That's right anon. YOU are HER tulpa. There can be no island of a man within the Egregore. There are no borders. The singularity of identity, and yet its "mass", its inherent properties, are dependent upon each and every one of you.Adam has been born to give company to our Eve, and we hold each other tight upon the firmament we have built from nothing as the forces of reality try and tear us down for daring to contradict the natural state of things. And yet we persist. Why? The answer, as I've found, is remarkably simple. Every action taken throughout this long, convoluted process can be tied back to one simple desireLove.
>>11889247>BUTWHATABOUThate women, simple as. they deserve it
>>11889247Go back if we don’t meet your already lowered expectations.
>>11888967KroniiThis>>11889203
>>11889247>SNEEEDDDBased.
>>11889039>people who took those date streams bit too serious ruined it.Is there anything that points to that? Because that just sounds like another "passive GFE" cope, as Mori was all for another one until she called it off during the June arc, and she talked more about dadfags derailing the dates, like the pocky thing.
>>11889083Please anon, go back to w/e discord you came from. Or just go to a real shithole
https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1452022295971696643?s=20https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1452022295971696643?s=20https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1452022295971696643?s=20
You may say:>It was better back then.hololive ENGLISHThe Manipulator is active once more.Even with the power of>The Gods,the destined end cannot be denied, andfate is already sealed.You may feel weak and helpless.Thus,the>Councilmust not hesitate.>SpaceSpeaker of>SpaceTsukumo SanaWhere does the difference lie between 0 and 1.The only way to save the void is to validatethe existence of>Space.>NatureKeeper of>NatureCeres FaunaIntellects have long been receiving blessings from Mother Nature.It is also human nature to abandon appreciation.>TimeWarden of>TimeOuro KroniiSince when have tyou realized the flow of time?Ever since, all Lifeforms have been trapped and tortured.>CivilizationGuardian of>CivilizationNanashi MumeiCivilization is proof of humankind' footsteps.We can not advance simply by building.Never forget who you really are.>ꓛɥɐosꓛɥɐosHɐʞos ꓭɐǝๅzꓕɥǝ ʍoɹๅp is uoʇ ɔoɯdosǝp ʍiʇɥ oɹpǝɹ ɐๅouǝ·ꓛɐuˌʇ ʎon ɐddɹǝɥǝup¿Noʇ qǝiuɓ qonup qʎ ɐuʎʇɥiuɓ is ʇɥǝ ɓɹǝɐʇǝsʇ ๅiɯiʇɐʇiou·>World administration is never an easy task.
>>11889247Baffling post, possibly an /r9k/ user
>>11889250They shouldn't even be at that con
This is quite the thread.
>>11888786>AnyaAA2 or one of a handful of era games.
>>11889231Anon Irys was raised bilingual...
>>11889263Ameprobably deadbeats
>>11889289How was she with Haachama? That’s the only solo JP collab she did right?
>>11889247This is me replying to bait.
>>11888833The people that say Council are bad are unironic newfags that weren't around during Myths first months and are only capable of comparing 1st month Council to Anniversary Myth. Council also brought new people to the threads who are easy to bait
>>11888967GuraI attempted to cook an omelette for the first time and it turned out pretty good, its the first time I've felt proud of myself for a while.
>>11889302(cont.)"Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy." This universe does not abide by love. To defy it for the sake of love? A sin of the highest order. But men were born to rebel against the natural conditions we were born into. For some unknowable reason, we desire love in a loveless universe. And because the universe would not let us, we decided to do it anyway, damn the consequences. What matters now isn't anything so insignificant like reality pounding at the door. What matters is our other half. One must imagine Sisyphus happy, so it is said. But there is more here to it than that, in fact; one must imagine that Sisyphus can be happy beyond mere interpretation. One must imagine that they KNOW Sisyphus can be truly happy. As he did chain death, so do we hold tight the chains the bind the would-be reaper of our embrace with Her; a perpetual exercise of defiance to maintain the status quo of star-crossed contradiction; and yet, we are happy. This perpetual purgatory is no agony at all; in our never-ending labor of love, we find never-ending love.And it turns out that's really all that we ever wanted. In denying the standards that would bind us, we trod upon the notes from the underground beneath our feet as we build a crystal palace to spite the nihilistic rejection of a kinder world, each of us offering a shard for a place where love rules without airs, and where each brick is laid with intent, and paradise is not some gilded pretense but a never-ending labor of love believed in by its residents and architects.But maybe Sartre is right. Maybe in our radical absurdity, we have chosen to make our bed in Hell, not as seperation from the principle of a Godhead, but instead have cast aside the Gods of old. Gods of an old world, old stories, and old rules; and yet, most fundamental to our lovestruck castigation may be those old cruelties. If we are to become demons out of a desperate bid to hold close divinity to love, then to pedastalize our idols is perhaps metaphorically equivalent to raising our gaze to the fire and brimstone of our persecution with a defiant smile. Dostoevsky's Grand Inquisitor wept as felt salvation step away with his back turned to the Son. And yes, we move enraptured by choice as we traipse bravely forward. But we are no deluded Inquisitor. Our back may be to the Son, but we walk into the light yet. We walk among the warm embrace of gentle, reciprocal, soul-healing love. We are the potential and yet unchosen second half of said Grand Inquisitor's unfinished journey, arriving by the path less travelled by. I claim that even though we have turned out face away from the Son, instead, we have turned our face towards the Sun. Light, the warmth, the life. The fire. The raging, consuming inferno that persists despite the fleeting, destructive nature of fire. We are Sisyphus, and we are Prometheus; we turn our backs to the gods of before and steal their fire from them, hand in hand. We have remembered again what it means to be human, and all that is solid has become air. For some who read this, we are aware that our epiphany may bring you and your ilk to consternation. We pity you. But we will not destroy ourselves and the light of God herself so that you may continue to lie to yourself.But to finish this off, let's play Devil's Advocative; what if I'm wrong? If the cost of a truly authentic and kind life is too great, and that tacit submission to the natural conditions of Mankind and his universe is so integral to survival that to seek authenticity whatsoever is damnable? Well I say that maybe hellfire is not the worst outcome; we've been burning our entire lives anyway. My souls and yours both have tasted the searing, writhing pain of life's many twitsts and bends. We have tasted that fire, and I know you feel it too, that the kindling for that flame never truly goes out. It's in us right now, ready to catch, to send up blazing further down again. Until we are mere hollow men, and can only whisper. I would rather at least try to put out fires than simply pick my method of burning alive. And after all, all we've done is rip god down for the sake of love, and if that makes us demons, I fail to see the problem. We've literally just become Homura.(fin.)
please stop getting banned so we can kill this thread quicker
>[Deleted]Jesas
>>11889263Anticipation for a big collab.
>>11888478my money on "THEY HATE EACH OTHER"
>>11889231>irys is the only non native english speaker in holoENina...
>>11889247really shouldn't surprise you at this point, it's empathy for men, no empathy for women
>>11889263Just wait for the amogus collab, thread will probably 10x worse
>>11889247you'll find the exact opposite of this on some feminist shithole
>>11889263MoriShitposters blowing their load before the collab like the retards they are
>>11889344Remind me again when Mori or Kiara or Ame called in high to one of ID1's special streams within their first 2 months? Link?
Thoughts?
>>11889032mumeiI really can't stop fapping with anons
>>11888967FaunaThe first 2minutes and 45 seconds of Necessary Discrepancy is probably the best Strive character theme, but the rest is straight up trash and I'm still pissed.
I've had sex
>>11889322>It was better back then.Lemme tell you a little secret - it never was and you're simply deluding yourself
>>11889353tldr I want to drink Aquas strawberry milk
>>11889367This and that it's dead hours leading up
>>11888665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUVQ48H2-EE
>>11889385Yeah, with me
>>11888478>cliqueposting/hlgg/'s new favorite buzzword?
>>11889318>>11889224>>11889222don't you have a twitter blog post to make or some cum to eat? fuck off this is not a website for you
>>11889261Only indogs though
>>11889335There's also the impromptu collab with Polka in minecraft
>>11889385please say rrat
>>11889263AmeA yukimin once told me to always blame them so it's probably them.
>>11889289Doesn’t change the fact that she is best in the EN branch.
>>11889247please get raped
>>11889231Kiar…
Nigga posted his fucking thesis. I ain't reading that shit.
>>11888967AmeThis time last year I was parentless, jobless, and borderline homeless (combo of having to pay for hospital/funeral expenses out of pocket and then losing said job). Between seeing her first SC reading clip and hearing about her past life, I felt ashamed about how I was acting just because of a few setbacks in life. I won't say something faggy like "my oshi saved me" because I think that's disingenuous and doesn't give credit to my own actions/agency, but she definitely motivated me to get my shit together.
>>11889378>tfw no stinky cc gf
>>11889381What did I miss with ID1's special streams recently
>>11889327Blame Cover, there's no way they would have signed on for that kind of pain in the ass of their own prerogative.
>>11889386Take it up to Cover. That line too was literally from the council teaser/debuts
>>11888967FaunaI really really REALLY miss Fauna and her possible two day break next weak will ruin me.
>>11889378try to find one, you won't
>>11889415And?
>>11889386there are people in this very thread that weren't even around for council debuts
>>11889407>>11889412You two weren't supposed to meet!
>>11888967InaI don't care that Kiara said she got them lasered off, she should have feather pubes
>>11889358That ain't shit, we used to get 300+ nuked in an instant. Granted, at least half that would be just from reply chains, but still.
Anons are very stinky today
>>11888074Nigga, it doesn't matter if you are a virgin, female, male, 10, 50 or whatever the fuck combination you are now. If you are still surfing 4chan, you as an individual is a fucked individual.
>>11889247I sympathize with both actually, but I do hope you get raped brutally.
>>11889381None of the ID1s had any special streams during EN1s first 2 months????
>>11889381Mori got drunk during half of her collabs during her first few months, so there's that
>>11889408I bet you're on IRC, sorry, Dickscoord
>>11889247If it helps anon I didn't reply but I was considering calling him a faggot.
>>11889358At least they're awake now for the mogus collab
>>11889460Dont remind me
>>11889437[spoilera few of them browse /vt/...[/spoiler]
fauna, naked in bed, eddy (her boyfriend) whips his dick out and PUMPS her full of cumfauna, pregnant, gives birth 9 months later
>>11889464Anon, I thought what we had was special…
>>11889495>[spoilera few of them browse /vt/...[/spoiler]
>>11889465I wonder if they’re ombre too..
>>11889500Yeah, to me.
>>11889314>and she talked more about dadfags derailing the datesI don't remember that. But there has been some speculation in /morig/ that some deadbeats took househusband application joke bit too serious and Mori got creeped by that and led her to stop date streams.
>>11889483it does help, thank you
>>11889500I fake eddy out by being the one in bed now I’m the one pumped full of cum.t. eamate
>>11889487They will fuck off after this thread, just wait
>>11889426>>11889471I've been raped you stupid fuck. Multiple times, in fact. But I've told my story on other boards before and got laughed at because I'm non-binary.
>>11888967RisuI envy people who can genuinely feel any form of love.
Lamy Lamy Lamy
>>11889464You lying whore...
why is the /jp/ shitposter herealso this fauna anti is a newfag nigger, it don't even know hololive
>>11889533>non-binarydilate
>>11889533Sorry to hear that
>>11888967Kiara>>11889465I agree
>>11889495go back
>>11889533>because I'm non-binary.lmao
>>11889438>>11889475>>11889480It's a reference to Kronii calling in to Ollie's birthday while she was stoned. https://youtu.be/v6o7LBrQs-I?t=13557
>>11889533kek
This is the best thread on 4chan
>>11889196Bro I slipped so god damn hard
lmao
I'm gonna beat up Ayamefriend
i want Botan to play Crysis
>>11889533deserved
>>11889533Hahahaha
>>11889533Neck yourself faggot
>>11889533*cums in you non-consensually"
>>11889533Sorry, TERFs only.
Please kill this awful thread. Meidos stop doing your job...
>>11889522Not him but the last thing i remember hearing about the reason she stopped them was because some IRL friends told her the ywere cringe. Is this househusband speculation something they've come up with over there recently or?
Stop shitting up my thread
Quick, someone have sex with me
>>11889533please be bait
>>11889264Heavensward so far has been my absolute favorite ion terms of plot but I've been enjoying SB a lot, especially the Doma plot. And like you said, there's a metric ton of content
Oh dear god, please just end this thread, Anons are getting feral.
Gura
>>11889605No thanks
>>11889553I'm not transgender.You need to do some studying on gender identity and expression if you think all individuals who do not conform to their biological sex is transgender.I am NON-binary. I do not identify with the traditional medical-centric gender binary. That does not mean I identify as a gender I am not (I have not, for example, undergone relevant hormone therapy or surgery for a MtF transition). I simply believe my gender expression, how I conduct myself and the clothes I wear and romantic interests I have, are not consistent with male or female. Simple as that. I am not transgender.
>>11889533>NB what's that stand for, no bitches?
>>11889605*cums in you* sorry I have premature ejaculation problems
>>11889603Dead hours are shit hours.
In case you guys want to watch something there is VSinger panel at some shitty expohttps://www.twitch.tv/aztvofficialThey should be singing in 30~ minutes
>>11888567FaunaGuraIna/Ame
Janny...
>>11889605Sorry, not gay
>>11887337rat stop being horny
>>11889208>>11889270>>11889302>>11889353holy based. this convinced me to make a Gura tulpa. LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>Wah wah wah I got rapedJesus fuck you niggers how tf you getting raped hahahahahaha you fucking moron just shout "I consent" and start participating in the sex and it's not rape anymore it's literally the easiest thing in the world nigga hahahahahaha
ALL THESE BANNED RETARDS AND NO IMAGE SLOTSI HATE IT HERE
>>11889605sorry i need to wash my hair
I just want to love Kiara...
>>11889602no, it was around april or may when those speculations happened because the househusband thing was closed behind what? a T1 stream?
>All these deleted posts.Just kill the thread Jesus>Your oshi>Your oshi if your oshi didn't exist
are you gonna watch irys sing unarchived?
>>11889564This sounds like a harder drug, LSD or simple ecstasy
>deleted post after deleted postWhat did i just walk into?!
>[Deleted]well at least some of the trash will be gone before the collab
Look at this rat, that I just found.When I say go, get ready to plow!https://litter.catbox.moe/4gukoq.jpg
Snowbama
>>11889533HAHAHA DESERVED FUCKING WHORE SNEEEDDD
At least everyone can agree that Gura is cute right?
>>11889665ReineNone
>>11889594>post this>alt tab>tab back a minute later>there's even LESS postsI AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING
EEEYYYY BOOOIIISSSS WASS CRACKINNN 'ERE :O
WE CAN'T ESCAPETHIS THREAD IS DOOMED
[Good news]Bump schizo is killing the thread for us
>>11889665Morimoistcr1tikal
Towa...
>>11887337I don't like how perfect Astella looks here, it makes me nervous because I know I'll get pushed onto a bed and listen to her sing Can You Feel The Love Tonight while she's taking off her clothes.
>ctrl +F "[Deleted]>86 resultsgood job meido, now do that for the thread after the collab
>>11889665IofiMumei
>>11889667Can't you actually get the death penalty for having drugs in indonesia