/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11841835
gura,she is 36

>>11841835
not elder but it wanted to post this CAKE here

>>11846082
I'd eat that rotting-teeth cake.

>>11841835
Why aren't older vtubers a thing in the west anyway? Just put an older woman who remembers the last SNES/early Playstation era fondly and at least a passing knowledge of late 90s/early 00s anime and you'll be sure to make bank.

>>11846240
Most of the JP hags have been in the content creation/streaming game for a while before becoming vtubers, while there wasn't much of an equivalent community for western female otaku. By now most of them have just gotten normal jobs they don't really want to give up to stream seriously.

>>11846694
It's a pity. For all the twenty-somethings attempting to tap into the 'ara-ara mama' market, it'd be nice for at there at least be a some out there with some authenticity and sincerity.

Oh well. Time to close our eyes and blind ourselves, make some colorful visions out of the darkness we can piece together from long since extinguished dreams. Let some child weave some half-assed tapestry from the threads we leave dangling while we clap idly, yearning for something more.

no hags

>>11841918
You wish 36 was enough to be the oldest vtuber.

I love goofy bitches aged 25—40 so much. God help me

>>11841835
Honestly, IRyS feels the most mature out of Hololive EN. Like, the only one where it feels like i'm listening to an actual adult woman, rather than a dorky teenager (not that i dislike the latter)

>>11847187
anything above 20 is old

>>11847639
Can we just recruit an older woman and teach her to like older media rather than wait for younger women to get old?

>>11847639
Most of the Holos fit within that age range, just need them to be goofy.

>>11841835
Marine isn't a hag, she larps as one.

some women just get better with age, god hags are amazing.

I had a really nice dream last night about Marine. We hung out in a sort of meadow/near a bridge type grassy area for a while and at the end before we parted ways I got to kiss her. Also at one point she put her feet in my face.

>>11848902
I hate you.
Openly, and without regret.
Why do oceans separate me from the horny boomer pirate?

>>11848902
My man. I've had a dream with her in it before too but I didn't get smooched

>>11848725
This is the ideal bodytype. You may not like it, but this is peak efficiency

>>11848047
ESLchama, read the sentence again. What you said has no relevance

MAKE BABY HEHE.
A baby that will love IRyS.

>>11846240
Japan had a lot of female streamers in the mid 2000s and most corporate hag tubers started around that time.
Meanwhile female streamers in the west didn't become a thing until years later when E-thots realized they could get rich quick by targetting lonely men.

>>11841835
Himemori Luna

>>11848725
Built For BBC

>>11846082
She looks disgusting