/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wake up babe, Haachama is streaming in 95 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a70jcMIpP1U

No VIP waiting room?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKbSIIJELig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6gfdqw_76w
Two Haachama shorts that were posted yesterday, but not worth their own thread.

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1451480298135298062

back on the chama rollercoaster!

>>11821347
Looks like it, but at least Haachama is doing the right thing of not setting frames too early. At least this one most likely will be delievered.

is this stream member only?

>>11821624
Oh, was just made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ASZ_TyggI

>>11821624
>>11821815
There is one in 13 minutes

is there anyone who thinks this vip shit is good for her channel?
she seems to have completely lost it

no schedule, no consistency and now this shit, everything is all over the place

>>11821952
She's struggling and trying things. Don't worry, it probably won't last

>>11821952
>is there anyone who thinks this vip shit is good for her channel?
Me

>>11821952
me

Ah, so the announcement is the Haachama restaurant?

>>11821952
No, or at least she should be informed about such streams in advance too.
I already see in the Haachama cooking chat room people do not understand whether it will be a stream only for participants or not.

>>11822076
People can't read? What else is new?

Oh wow, is what's happening so special that not even VIPs have access to the info?

>>11822227
Well, it's spoiler. The VIPs probably don't want to get too much spoiler as welll

AIIEEEEEEEE THE SPIDERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11822051
>>11822227
inb4 the Haachama Restaurant announcement is actually a cafe collab where you get served with Haachama Cooking dishes.

>>11821305
mic test

>>11822322
The only place I'd ever eat out from ever again.

MENBER

Fuck, I just woke up. What have I missed so far?

>>11822925
Stream preparations and 3 songs in the VIP stream.

>>11822944
Well, I'm happy I ahd to wake up to piss so that I could catch the last 20 minutes

>Chama's new OC thing is streaming before the stream
Chama...

>>11823195
So, if you don't want Haachama to do this anymore, ask other holos to do that as well. Then she might not want to do it anymore

>>11823248
CEASE

>>11823195
I don't know who else does this since I only watch haachama, but I don't really see anything wrong with wanting to be known for a niche, that's how she always has been.
ngl though, I really feel bad for greys.

STARTIINGU AFTER 3000 YEARS!

NEVER FORGET

>>11823324
Eh, I think the greys will think Haachama's member streams to be boring. They probably only watch Haachama for the craziness

I miss this bitch. ;-;

Reminder that I love Haachama today too

Haachama decided to kill all arachnophobes

>>11823465
My phobia actually got cured because of Haachama

Holy fuck imo this letter emotes going to bait more attention whores isn't it

>>11823465
Haachama pities the weak, she wants to cure her haatons and kill the tourists

Ohh, Haachama Restaurant is just a rebranded cooking-themed Haachama Sunday because she did it on a non-sunday.

CM time!

That CM was uh.. A thing.

>>11823760
ah yes, what I always wanted...skinny elongated haatons with chamalegs

YOU MUST EAT ALL THE CABBAGES

I feel I already saw that haaton before...

>>11823876
Look at a mirror anon.

>>11823876
waiters at chama restaurant, I kneel

>clapping on that Jack O pose
hint: she wasn't clapping.

>>11823876
Yes, I think he's already made a video.

bros...the way she said potatoes...I am at peace with the world

>>11823934
IIRC, he's the Yoyo and the contortion guy on the talent Haachama Sunday.

THOSE GODDAMN FINNS

TRULY UNMEDICATED

Almost yabai! imagine if the kson Undertale appeared on her suggestions.

FINNISHBROS!? EXPLAIN NOW!?

HAACHAMA gave you the power to spell out anything bypassing Susan's algos, what would you spell out first?

OH NO SHE'S GETTING NEW IDEAS

>>11824125
I'm surprised nothing extra yab has happened yet if I'm being honest

>>11824098
Too much vodka, not enough Haachama. Gotta build your own.

oh no a KFP!

AIIEEEEEEEE ORANGE

>>11824306
The theme was quite normal. I've seen all of the submissions and seems all of them are either pretty good or just normal shitpost

Do KFPs really

do you see the difference between a haaton and a KFP anons? you do realize who is the superior, RIGHT ANONS?

I hate fatties

OHNONONON KFP

>>11824464
t. fatty

>>11824462
We Haatons only eat organic raw food and nothing else!

>haachama hates KFP and wants all of them to die in the most horrendous way possible.
I FUCKING KNEEL

>>11821952
Jew whore gonna jew. Simps tards gonna simp and perform their usual bout of mental gymnastics.

God I love that dumb Haachama cooking video.

>>11824462
You're both EOP faggots so no, there isn't a difference in how utterly pathetic you all are.

that's a nice Haatonmelon.

>>11824540
And inferior EOPs gonna EOP.

Guys, that's what we all look like inside.
Sugoi.

OH NO NO NO NO KFP KEKS BTFO BY GODCHAMA

Good morning antichama.

>>11824581
>>11824605
I missed you antichama, it's not a /hw/ thread without you

>>11824607
WTF, I want to eat myself now

>>11824628
edit a gaping mouth on him and it becomes kanpeki

God damn, that's a nice cake

Haachama's cake mogged kek

OHNONONONO HAACHAMA DON'T LOOK

>>11821305
damnit this bitch streaming without me knowing

Haachama -> SOUL
This Haaton -> SOULLESS

This is the antichama KFPnigger that shits on Haachama threads.

kek

B A S E D
A S E D B
S E D B A
E D B A S
D B A S E

>>11824460
there's your extra yab monent kek

I KNEEL

BASED

MY KNEES, I CAN'T

Anyone got a link for that?

There are far too many EOP fags being featured. The ideal number would be zero.

HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Seriously, all this EOP pandering makes me sick to my stomach.

>>11824871
>>11824915
*cums on you*

Me in the back

>>11824871
>>11824915

Nice restaurant!

sasuga Magowasabi

>>11824871
>>11824915
Shut up KFPnigger

bros...is that an infant's hand in the pot? is this that one fanfic coming true???

>>11824986
The EOP is mad.

So this is why Mago has been posting less lately.

>>11824941
>>11824945
>>11824986
EOP seethe.

>Pekora, Gura, Ina, Coco, Aqua, Watame in the pot

kek

T-there's no way Chama cooked all those members right? They are streaming right now! It can't all pre recorded right?

Haachama chainsaw yabe!

HAACHAMA BRAND CHAINSAW

OH NO SHE HAS A CHAINSAW AAAAAAAAAA

>Haachama chainsaw

Kek

Now watch as she never uses the stages again because she's too much of a hipster contrarian bitch to ever do cooking streams again.

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS WELL DONE

>>11825141
Chammers watches HDZDark confirmed

If haachama went on a murdering spree, how big will her body count be anons?

>>11825137

Chainchama. What could go wrong.

>>11825176
HFZDARK*

her 2 new backgrounds as awesome. Anyone have a link?

>>11825198
Are you in the wrong thread ENwhore?

>>11825248
Wait for mago to post it.

>>11825248
Magowasabi might post them later

>>11825269
You will never be a real Japanese.

>>11825137
The reason she doesn't do cooking stream again is simple. She has her mom now to cook for her. That's why the last few cooknig streams she only cook snacks and drinks

TOP stream
I fucking missed this so much

>>11825294
Just couldn't help yourself huh? Now you'll be posting back and forth with him for hours till the thread dies right?

>>11825294
Ah, the last bastion of an EOP who has lost every single argument. Stay inferior EOP.

>>11825334
Kill yourself

>>11825334
Good. Haatard threads deserve nothing but diarrhea and puke.

Damn I love this girl, what a great way to start the day

>>11825176
Anon that is small time. Haachama IS DarkOP.

CHAMA IN THE HAATON CHAT

She's already coming up with a new excuse to not stream. Lazy fucking whore.

>>11825370
>>11825334
Why are KFP like this

>>11825924
Because you fondle little girls.

>>11825924
EOP (and in this case transgender as well) cope and seethe.

>>11825992
*boys

>>11825248
https://twitter.com/magowasabi/status/1451526635996418051

>Streams in literally the one (1!!!) hour of the week when I had an important phone call.
I'm born under a cursed star, Haatons.
But at least there is a VOD waiting for me now so it's half a win I guess?

Fuck me I just had my break. Will watch the archive later but how was the stream?

>>11826353
Fun.

If you don't know what the natto tapioka is then you're a certified newfag.

>>11826353
simply wonderful anon

>>11826389
I didn't catch the menus

>>11826161
I kind of want a haaton phone now.

>>11825141
>Cooking is too mainstream now
>Let's stream catching the ingredients instead

>>11826161
looks like he deleted the tweet

please don't use the emotes to type dirty words in my wife's streams.

>>11828749
which one of you fags did this?

>>11828530
He was wondering whether it's allowed to post it or not, and then post it anyway. I guess it's not allowed after all

>>11828530
Reposted
https://twitter.com/magowasabi/status/1451561618978922507

>>11831749
Where's my one(1) free Yagoo coupon?

>>11831749
was the original post posting the full renders? i think cover doesn't want him posting the full thing because it's a commissioned work?

>>11831899
You still can access the old image
Old:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCTa95lVcAAMuNc?format=jpg&name=large
New:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCT7XriVkAAViLY?format=jpg&name=large
There's some small change on the engrish as well

Can't wait for this art to be finished
https://twitter.com/nnnuinu/status/1451500600026222597

>>11826389
obvs newfag here

the onion is ollie's hair?

>>11832986
Isn't ollie's hair cabbage? Unless you're talking about the one on the pot. Then, that's aqua.

>>11825009
PLEASE GOD NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT

I love her so much & watching her brings me so much joy

Space started!
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1451599721340956676

Lmao haachama has more listeners in her space than most chuubas get in their streams, even in hololive.

>HENTAI HENTAI
chammers please

Is there a chat for these things or are you just supposed to reply to the tweet?

>>11836247
>Lmao haachama has more listeners in her space than most chuubas get in their streams, even in hololive.
How many?

I really start doing jap reps, I don't even understand anything

>>11836474
Post with hashtag
#はあちゃますぺーす草

looks like chammers gonna eat a snail next

>>11836482

>>11836482
She's got like 3.8k listening right now, and it's only rising.
I'm not really a numberfag but I'm just surprised is all.

How to archive the space? Can't find any software to do it.. Or should I just record the browser's audio?

>>11836483
Even if you're doing reps Chama's rapid fire Nihongo is hard to follow. I can barely understand her.

>>11836546
Give a summary if you pick up anything interesting. 僕の日本語くそ.

Lmao it's trending.

Fu-tan joined

>>11836695
I think she's just reading the tweets and questions and replying to whatever she reads, with actual answers or stories.
Now Im waiting for antichama to tell me how much of a subhuman EOP I am.

>>11836483
>start doing my reps by learning the kana
>Haachama stops streaming & I lose all motivation to do reps and forget most everything
>she starts streaming again & I have to relearn everything and usually just start Kanji by the time she quits again
I wish I had any motivation to learn the language besides her

>>11836519
Rookie numbers. Ayame had like over 18k.

>>11836884
You get to be the absolute smuggest person in the room during a sub VS dub debate

Cute sneeze

> "Shouldn't a girl be ashamed of sniffing her nose so much?" Don't worry about it, Haachama's sex is Haachama.

>>11836884
are you literally me? kek

>>11836988
The only anime series I have completed this year were a couple Gundam ones so I don't even get into those debates. Outside of 2ish weeks of tourism every few years I would almost never use the language once she graduates, which realistically she will by the time I'm competent enkugh to understand much of what she is saying. She talks so fucking fast it's hard enough for me to even comprehend her.

>>11837093
Watch other chubas, read manga, meet new people, become a monk, make antichama a liar, expand your brain. Idk man you can find something.

If you don't understand the fact that she wish she could send a reverse time capsule to her past self, you're an inferior EOP and you deserve to rot.

>>11837701
Future self you meant

>>11837729
What part of reverse did you not understand?

>>11837701
Congratulations on knowing JP anon, keep up the good work!

>>11837701
>I believe in parallel universes, you know? I really like those urban legends.
>I think that the dreams I have are actually happening in another world, and that they are transmitted to my brain as dreams.

Guess I'll rot for not believing astro crap. Kek.

Man I wish I got to it earlier. She was talking about being a vtuber I couldn't quite catch and then shifted topic.

>>11836546
She speaks at a completely normal speed for the average person.

Haato space archive
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1RDxlgVOXpEJL
https://files.catbox.moe/1aizy9.m4a

>>11838080
How? Lmao but thanks.

>>11838074
Welp. More reps needed then.

>>11838188
She is harder to follow than most holos still. You'd probably benefit from listening to someone easier on the side, not like following haachama is time intensive lately

>>11836002
Oh, I missed it.

>>11837243
Fair enough anon. I waste enough time doing things that I don't enjoy & that aren't productive so I can probably replace 30 minutes - an hour of that each day to at least something mildly productive. Maybe in a few years when I can understand her Antichama won't make fun of me.

Ugh, time to make twitter account I guess. So that I won't miss it anymore...

>>11838080
Her voice sounds a little different

>>11838800
Not using obs

>>11838800
only if you're new

>>11838080
How did you archive it?

>>11838080
Thank you!

There's no reason she can't just stream a zatsudan like this on youtuber. Oh wait, I forgot she fancies herself a contrarian hipster cunt. That's not "speshul" enough for her.

>>11838926
I love this contrarian hipster cunt like you wouldn't believe

Chammers was in the Haaton chat. She's feeling a bit better and MIGHT do an eigo stream.

>>11840145
*If she's feeling better

>>11840145
>eigo stream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11840427
>but makes delicious food
Tsundere chefchama...

>>11842391
what is haachama blankly staring at?

>>11842842
Everything

>>11842842
(You)

>>11840145
That would be cool but I am skeptical.

why is chama so cute?

>>11849939
A question truly for the ages anon, I wake up every morning asking myself the same thing...how is she so adorable and cute and simply lovely beyond belief? It's these mysteries in the world that make living worth it.

I mean I started Japanese years ago and I can follow Haachama fine. Then again I can also understand Korone. Haachama is shit at kanji so it’s not like she’s a master of the language

Just do your reps

>>11838926
She was clearly in bed, why would she get up and switch on her PC and set a stream probably causing her parents to get up and scold her when you can just try the space tool in twitter to avoid this no sense? Seems like you lack a functional brain retardchama

>>11838080
>>11838914

https://twitter.com/AlValence/status/1451717272800694276

>>11852335
Story, Haachama visits Aki's home? grandpa says "are you the famous Haachama?"
What does Grandpa like? He watches Haachama cooking
Should I cook something for him?

She trying killed Aki grandpa?

>>11851143
I'm sorry anon, I'm just too tired & lazy to motivate myself to be productive after I do mandatory activities every day.

>>11851398
Pure cope. I expect no less from a haatard. Because streaming from a PC is so much louder than streaming from your phone right? Kill yourself.

>>11845364
Her fever was apparently rising so yeah it depends of whether she feels better as she said.

The plushies apparently already sold out lmao. My friend who lives there managed to nab me a Chama.

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1451754401635332103

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1451758666172928000/photo/1
H-Hayai

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1451758518931910670
She loves the plushie

Goodnight bros. You can thank me later when she starts streaming while I am asleep.

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1451823509265530882
No delivery today thanks to sore throat

Chmmers in the chat

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1451855887182696448

Is it true the plushie is planned to be sold online as well?

>>11869658
Yes currently being thought over. Which is nice because the goddamn scalpers fucking did their thing. According to my friend it sold out at the nearest Donki in less than an hour with a long ass line.

>>11853900
>not wanting to lie in bed with chammers while she mutters incoherent garbage into your ear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FWtZjk8XM
>Aka-chan
>babu babu babu
This is exactly how I visualize how Chammers does her ASMR sessions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhfuYtpfF9c

If you did not fall out the first time tarot card Haato, then you should think about changing the idol.
https://twitter.com/HaradaMiyuki_/status/1451564103709847552

>>11870391
It happened so fast, that I can't help but be happy...chammers is truly a drug

>>11870391
>シェアハピ~
All this time I thought she said "Say Happy"

>>11870547
It still fits given the scenario of her forcing you to say that as she chops your limbs with her chainsaw.

Turns out we are getting a stream today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVh9ZZPe1s

>>11873080
>I heard that streaming cures colds
Chammers...

>>11873080
I wouldn't hold my breath, but hey if she does end up streaming that would just be the icing on the cake for my day

>>11873117
It's time for the Febreeze Haatons to shine.

>>11873080
>Description
DYRBI?

First she got a chainsaw
And now look at description
>ゲームする予定~

>>11873080
inb4 she plays Doom eternal

>>11873954
Ngl it would be great

>>11874109
A lot of screaming, but probably more progress relative to Mori.

>>11873080
OH SHIT SLITHER. IT OUR TIME BOYS. TIME TO BULLY HER.

where is that one anon who wanted her to play that a couple of days ago?

>>11874266
noo don't bully the chama she is sick let her have fun

>>11874544
She secretly likes to be bullied anon

>>11873080
>slither.io after someone suggested it last thread
Is she /here/ mayhaps?

>>11874544
her fun comes from frustration, she enjoys games that frustrate her.
unless it hinders the stream, so I think getting bullied in this one is fine

Not feeling well today. I guess I'll just listen to the stream while going to sleep. Hopefully she won't shout too much

>>11874863
Haachama pls.

>>11874863
Considering that she's sick, she might not shout much

>>11874863
Chammers streaming slither won't cure your cold...

>Slither
>Sleep
Chama it doesn't work like that.

>Title changed to シコタマ寝れる配信
Could this be ASMR stream in disguise?

Chammers in the Haaton chat.
>Take a bath before stream
Chama why?

>>11875482
She wants to be clean for us

STATRTINGU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVh9ZZPe1s
She's live!

Haachama time!

>>11874664
Ya Im herr

Damn she is still sick

>>11874664
>>11877151
I take full responsibility, I made the suggestion

Low energy Haachama hits different.

>>11877436
Think of it as Haato streaming instead of Haachama.

She's streaming on YouTube and to Twitter at the same time... Big brainchama...

>>11877466
Haato but without any lore connotation

>>11877019
This only for mobile?

>>11877577
No, is for pc
http://slither.io/

>>11877436
feels like a normal member stream

Oh no she has the coof.
Haachama please feel better.

>coughing
yeah the febreeze haatons are loving this stream.

She's so cute bros. I don't know how I manage to cope while she's on hiatus

I had no idea you could zoom out on this game.

Aww.
She got to 6th place before death.
You guys playing need to feed our hungry daughter better.

Don't do this to my daughter, stop bullying her fags

stay away from "papa" sneks. they're not your friends.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Found her but she died the moment I got there.

CHAMA NO, STAYAWAY FROM THE DEVIL WATER

Why all Japanese wants to drink that much? Is not really that much

Good self control, I was expecting a Final Game (Part Two)

>>11879022
For Chama's case she probably just thinks it's something new and cool like most young people who haven't gone into the deep end of drinking. Personally drinking is a social thing for me.

Just want to make sure, there was no VIP stream right?

>>11879330
Yep.

>>11879022
How do you think japanese handle that much depression?

>>11879379
They can't cope otherwise why are there so many suicides?

I don't really know what's going on, she was streaming on YouTube and space at the same time?
Anyways, space archive I guess.
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1ZkKzbPnzQWKv
https://files.catbox.moe/bjlpyu.m4a

>>11879492
Yeah she was

>>11879492
Thanks as always!
Seems she's experimenting. Space is for people that can only listen I guess, since yt can't be played in background on mobile

>>11879022
I want to have a drink with Chama, too. But I'm afraid she can't handle the amount of alcohol I drink.

So, did you guys manage to get eaten by Haachama?

>>11879927
I didn't. Got within range of her but she kept dying.

>>11879927
I laid my life for chammers, like I would irl

>>11879284
Hopefully she's not like me, who's an on-and-off alcoholic. To me, alcohol is literally happy-juice. I remember the year during and after living in Japan that I developed alcoholic neuropathy I drank so much.

Trying to moderate far more now, but still have periods where I indulge too much. I went for years as purely a social drinker, but at some point shit changed.

>>11880008
Being really fucking picky with what I drink really helps me not go too deep. Maybe you should try that.

>>11880054
I am at the start. But when I've had enough to drink, pretty much anything will suffice. I live in an area rife with craft beers, so I'm good on that end.

Has any of you watched other holo's drinking stream? How yab is it?

>>11880519
I've seen the Calli and Lamy streams, there was nothing wrong with it. But they probably know how to control themselves.
I've seen clips of Calli and Bae collabs stream and Bae acted a bit inadequate, maybe she was just playing drunk.

>>11880519
Aki had too many Strong Zeros once, got way too wasted and passed out, manechan cut the stream.
She later did a reaction stream of it, debunking dumb drunk claims she made there (nothing yab though)

I feel stupid for only just noticing her twin-tails don't twitch when she blinks anymore

>>11879573
>yt can't be played in background on mobile
Only premium users can do this, but this is more used for podcasts and music than anything

>>11880519
Nothing really yab, but considering Haachama is still a minor in japan and this is going to be her first drinking something yab could happen if there is no one controlling her, I hope Kokoro can have some control on her if anything

> No "No.1 Vtuber Cheff" anymore...

>>11881188
It can be toggled iirc.

Didn't she once ask Lamy to drink with her once she's 20 so she has someone to watch over her? May be mixing up my holos here

>>11881470
Yeah, it's Lamy I think. But it's probably just small talk to prolong the totsu. She's not really that close to Lamy irl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoPupwJEP_Q