/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

You faggots better not to shit up the thread this time around.

>>11788034
Or what?

I like the Converse collab theory. It would be cute to hear Mori get really into talking about shoes she likes

>>11788044
Nothing, I'm just saying that it would be nice to not have a thread go to shit for a change.

>>11788059
converse shoes are overpriced garbage...

>>11783134
>he doesn’t know

come back tomorrow then

So, what's her "secret project"?

I'm glad that the abolition of the tier system didn't affect how comfy the fall guys streams are

>>11788044
I for one will probably cry if you do and it will be very embarrassing for all of us

>>11788165
it's a secret

>>11788165
Sex with me

>>11788180
it does mean that this general will go full guac on every member stream from now on, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

>>11788190
That's convincing. Time to post cute Moris I guess.

>>11788180
I'm still getting chat messages read on a regular basis, so I'm happy.

>>11788250
I think Mori is cute again today!

>>11787877
Are they even going to talk about anime?
I don't think Mori watches seasonal stuff and I'm not sure on Bae

>>11787915
Holy shit kek, the kid lost it. I'm a devout muslim you faggot, we don't have that kind of degenerscy. May Alllah show you the iirshad and guide you to the path of hijra. I too used to be a degenerate like you, was never into western cuckoldry like you though

>>11788291
I feel like mori and irys could talk about japan. Don't know if bae would feel left out though.

>>11788291
They'll probably talk about multiple things, they're all pretty big foodies, so I could see that being a big part of it

>>11788293
This post is extremely low quality.

>>11788247
>full guac
That last thread was nothing compared to that shitshow.

>25 posts itt
>only 4 or 5 are images of cute Mori
what is actually wrong with deadbeats?

>>11788370
They could always swap life stories, Mori seems to have a lot of really interesting ones from what we’ve heard, and probably a lot more she just hasn’t mentioned yet

>>11788418
yeah why are deadbeats like that

>>11788439
Bae doesn't seem to have life stories

>>11788451
its whatever.
boy, Mori sure is cute though

>>11788475
>she doesn't have any narratives

>>11788393
Keep coping kiddo. You will say the shahada one day. It's what happens to all the loner contrarians on this site

>>11788384
Yeah, but that's not how you manage to make an ongoing podcast, which is seemingly their plan.

>>11788475
tbf she did have her gameboy story, but yea, bae is zoomer.

>>11788475
Did you even watch the jump king streams? She has more life stories than you will ever have in your lifetime
>>11788529
Did you watch mori'a stream? She literally addressed this

>>11788511
the rrat is too naive to have narratives

>>11788475
Bae is sandbagging herself on purpose to keep the reaper sister from murdering her in a jealous rage

>>11788592
Did you?
Bae told a single fucking story that she already told beforehand

>>11788511
Have you ever heard the story of Darth Baelz the small?

>>11788165
I hope it's normal 3D reveal and/or new outfit reveal, but I wouldn't hold my breath. New EP would be more likely.

IM THE SHERRIF

>>11788667
>I hope it's normal 3D reveal
Anon, please don't be delusional

I guess you could say, Calliope likes getting nipped in the bud

>>11788623
>a single story
Come on, you could've at least skim through the stream before posting that

>>11788667
>new outfit reveal
That actually has some chance of possibility

>>11788667
>normal 3D reveal
With no build up whatsoever? You must be new here.

>>11788667
>>11788690
Yeah, why bother with a normal 3D reveal when they can just have her perform live, cosplaying as herself, in Yokohama Arena, with guest appearances from MilkyQueen and IRyS?

>>11788784
Not really

It'a def a recording for a dramacd or hologra. The latter seems the least plausible though since nobody likes hologra

>>11788939
>since nobody likes hologra
this is a really weird thing to lie about

>>11788964
Mori having a HoloGra appearance as a disembodied voice would be pure kino

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1451108269645205504
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1451158989291413509
Glad our boy knows who to rub elbows with. The absolute state of sheepkeks.

>>11788964
/vt/ despises them for some fucking reason though. I've never seen an explanation of why that wasn't transparent tribalbaiting, so i have no idea what their reasoning is

>>11788876
>It was supposed to come out in last month
>She already said yesterday that the wait won't be any much longer
>The date is fairly far to make an announcement about it
I don't think it's that, but it's still possible.

>>11789060
Watch the next sempai drawing be the Sheep

>>11789071
There's no reason it would be at that timeslot, you'll rememember her last outfit reveal was at the time she moved Doom to

>>11789060
I cannot believe this whore, why didn't she bother to ask for a signed copy of Watame's newly-released album

>>11789186
Wanna bet she hasn't watched the archive of the concert?

>>11789065
'whaaaa my oshi didnt get in this episode, it was Marine/ Ayame/ Luna again!" is probably what they would cry about if I had to guess
which is weird because ive never seen anyone shit on hologra since maybe /jp/ hlg days
if anyone hates anything in random ass /vt/ threads its probably something good

>>11789065
I hate it cause it's japanese "humor".

>>11789134
Not a chance.

>>11789186
Did sheep's album get a physical release?
I don't remember seeing anyone post the oricon numbers

>>11789241
Finally, we meet face to face. Please explain why japanese humor is so bad and what's so bad about HoloEN releasing originals with Japanese lyrics

>>11789354
Her first album with ai-mai, cloudy sheep and her short songs only had a physical release bundled with her anniversary goods. She released it way later digitally.

>>11789374
Wtf, I'm not the schizo who hates on the girls for putting out songs with jp lyrics. I've done my reps.
Japanese humor seems too slapsticky for me like hurr durr let me shove this huge ass mace up subaru's butt like wth.
It's just my preference though, I like gintama dan danshi koukousei also sket dance, they don't seem like the typical japanese comedy

https://youtu.be/TbFoNpBfVYo
I know I'm late, but I just saw this and I'm seething with jealousy.

>>11788690
Like I said, I'm not holding my breath. I know that it's far from likely to happen in the foreseeable future.

森りん頑張って!!

>>11789561
that's fair. I actually laughed out loud at your example, so point taken. It's a matter of taste.
I guess a better parallel on my end would be people who can't stand vocaloid covers, pretty sure they're not schizo
but all of the above, along with VTubers in general, feels to me very much like an outgrowth of the doujin stuff I've been fond of for years, so i take it for granted that different elements of that are gonna have different levels of appeal

>>11788190
Based sensitivebeat

>>11789374
>spoiler
Two arguments: Red and end of a life

Imagine spending the last leg of a thread on a fucking TT timeloop of all things instead of unity or Mori love. Fucking embarrassing.
Reminder that >>11788165 being asked was all it took to cause it, too. Something innocuous and currently pertinent, yet all it took was one or two doomniggers to derail the whole rest of the thread. I'm not gonna say deadbeats are the most retarded fanbase, but some of you are pretty fucking dumb.

Sorry for the metaposting but I just couldn't believe my eyes. Here's a rare Mori laugh to make up for it. https://streamable.com/jdovmn

>>11789374
Nothing because Ijimekko Bully and Live Again are in my top 3 favorite songs from her with End of a Life.

>>11790247
Not them but while I actually enjoy a good amount of vocaloid covers and stuff I cannot stomach actually listening to vocaloids, I just think they sound awful, for the same reason I really don't like the vocal processing on songs like Sparks.

>>11789065
Hologra is the best thing to come out of hololive that isn't the streams themselves. It's one thing to not be into the humor, but those people are dumb.

>>11790451
We are getting pretty close to anniversery of those tweets that started it all so some deadbeats are taking cautions that it Will happen again.

>>11789614
I wish clippers could be erased.

>>11789614
Just be a talented singer and cute girl anon, it's not hard

>>11790786
The relationship between vtuber and clipper is symbiotic.

>>11790382
>>11790477
I change my mind on which Mori song is my favorite about 5 times a day, but the one thing I can keep consistent is that these are the sexiest 15 seconds out of all her songs.
https://youtu.be/Z5VxUvL_uBo?t=127
>>11790553
Yeah, overprocessing killed Violet and Ibasho for me. But what I meant is how many people seem to just get bothered by covering stuff like WWW or GETCHA, however it's mixed.

>>11789065
Does /vt/ really? I always felt most people are indifferent to them since the board keeps using webms made from the hologra episodes. Personally I like to check them out every now and then but the jokes often don't really work for me. First time I hear people actually have strong feelings about it.

>>11791064
>Does /vt/ really?
Nah, I've no idea what that guy's one about.
Regards, /vt/.

>>11789225
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1448092793180622848
Aren't anons the cutest when they're a little bit retarded?

>>11790953
>these are the sexiest 15 seconds out of all her songs
The Shalalalalala and *cough* HEY! do it for me desu

>>11788165
it's a collab song to promote Stranger of Paradise with pic related

>>11791218
I mean...he's saying she tweeted that to Watame without actually watching it. But it was a reply to my shitpost, so he's still retarded.

>>11791492
True, though I wouldn't blame her if she didn't watch it. Her time is too valuable for that shit.

>>11791663
>that shit
Watch your tone, buddy. Watame is adorable and that concert was fantastic. Like actually great. Her singing blew me away.

>>11790953
>of all her songs
I don't know how you can think that when Bully, any part of it, exists.
But if we're talking about the sexiest piece ever, that's gotta be something off the earlier albums. The edgier, the hotter.

>>11791731
I was quite surprised when I heard how well she could sing. I knew Suisei's concert was going to be incredible but I bought a ticket for Watame's concert with no expectations and because I couldn't sleep. I was thoroughly impressed.

>>11791907
I still have to get a ticket for Suisei's. Wanted to watch it live but I couldn't stay awake. I heard they're at least fixing the vod playback, at least?

>>11791998
I only rewatched a little bit but it seems ok

Her secret project is her getting a sponsored product with Beyerdynamic.

>>11791998
Suisei says it's fixed and what I skimmed through recently seems fine.

>>11792479
>Suisei says

>>11791731
Just saying she's probably better off cultivating something with people getting more than just 1/10ths of her views.

dont ever let your whore lead my oshi on again
takamori died because of your whore

>>11792660
t. deadbeat

>>11792505
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1451232981620707349

>>11792660
I'll make sure to piss on your oshi's grave after she dies in a fire. Oh, and I will be sure to send her charred limbs to you and her family, but not before I also send pics of me fucking her grilled ass like a pig on a spitroast.

”some” people

>>11792660
stay seething KFP TakaMori was kayfabe anyway you should have known that from the start the only real thing that came out of it was that Mori and Kiara became best friends at the end of it

>>11787991
>handed musical career for being a woman
>"i feel so bad for all those artists (men) that I looked up to"
>"but I'm better than them now"

>>11792860
All me

>>11792660
My ship is destined to triumph over takamori from the very beginning

>>11792860
who?

>>11792660
takamori never died faggot

>>11793231
youre fucking dead kiddo

Hello deadbeats, I just wanna say I'm gay and would still have sex with your oshi.

Hey tourists, welcome to /moriggg/
this should help you stay on topic
http://poal.me/j7oxf6

>>11792615
Fuck off. If getting millions of views on your music is your sole metric of worth Mori should have quit ages before getting into Hololive.

Holy fuck I love Mori

>>11793563
based fag

>>11793775
no wonder she hated kiara, kek

remember to love your Mori

>>11793944
Anon...
https://youtu.be/js9kTiFB14s

>>11793583
>deadbeats
>poals

>>11793239
SOME

>>11793583
Alright, the results are in!
There are 9 (nine) falseflagging antis in this thread.
Remember:
>>11794031
>deadbeats
>poals

>>11793825
ANON LOVE

>>11793825
it didn't have to be this way

>>11794080
11*

>>11794080
Mental illness in action.

>>11793825
and now you'll get to be with her forever anon

>>11794080
i am beadbeat and i take part in polls

>>11794052

>>11794080
The rratmouto looks good pinned down like that.

>>11794304
chicken makes me feel funny sometimes

JWU
What's the tl;dr on the membership stream?

>>11794659
Mori!

>>11794659
Mori cute and J-chad finally not fucking it up for once

>>11794659
Moririn is pregnant with my son and will need to cancel the Doom Eternal stream so I can give her back rubs

>>11794746
>yab4.png

>>11794746
Look at this post I made.

>>11794659
I'm the last deadbeat, everyone else has a week to pack their bags and find a new oshi.

>>11794659
She said she had a blast at Suisei's concert yesterday. Also, she mentioned being slightly intoxicated while making her knife post. Lastly, she is making a deal with Bang to get her limited edition Death drink.

>>11794932
imagine the sugar...

>>11794573
We know Mori...

>>11794965
>left tit bigger than the right one

>>11795006
tits are rarely symmetrical you virgin

>>11795006

Holy kek
Someone sucked it so hard it got smaller

>>11795058
Yeah, me.

>>11795033
It triggers my asymmetry autism

>>11794746
>>11794806
I sure am a good poster, making these posts to seem like I'm different people

>>11791218
Anon, there quite literally wasn't enough time between the TTRPG ending and that tweet to watch the concert, and we know she didn't watch it beforehand

>>11795067
>Yeah, me.
Is anon Kiara or a deadbeat...?

>>11795107
>Kiara sucks
>But deadbeats suck just as bad

>>11795107
DeadBeats don't have lips to suck...

>>11795191
I got some plastic ones specifically to extract calcium from Mori's Moris.

>>11795144
Holy kek

>>11795191
But what if Mori is a M and likes to get bited in her milkers?

Breast Reduction member's stream when?

>>11794953
Bang is sugar free anon!

>>11795258
>humans come at me i'm masochistic actually

>>11795221
Okay, but take your shit back to the Mori General, fuck off

>>11795410
... Anon?

>>11795332
>humans
>her fanbase are literally skeletons
Anon...

>>11795410
Unintentional Tourist-chama?

>>11795410
>mixing up the bait thread with the thread bait

>>11795410
Anonchama...

>>11795410
Retardchama...

>>11795410
>posts in the wrong thread
>it means he has this thread open in another tab
what did retardchama meant by this?

>>11795493
>>11795508
>>11795530
>>11795511
What just happened now?

You guys ever just think about how much you Love mori ?

>>11795698
Always

>>11795698
>just think
Never.
Cuz while the thinkers think the same shit

>>11795410
lmao fag

>>11795667
Install 4chanX faggot.

>>11795743
I want to impregnate the 3 birds. Starting with the dyke, then the straight girl, then the bi one.

>>11795817
Ooh, I love puzzles

>>11795890
Kiara's obviously the dyke, Subaru's the straight one, and Mumei is bi.

>>11795931
reine reine reineee...

>>11795966
Reine is dyke

>>11795931
So are you just intentionally ignoring Reine ooor?

>>11795931
>Kiara's obviously the dyke
Kiara is bi. the dyke is reine.

>>11795991
Reine gets off on being degraded, so yeah.

>>11795767
>Install Malware faggot
Kek

>>11795931
>No reine

>>11795410
...this is that anti-unity threadshitter? Nice job outing yourself

>>11795931
Retard, it's Reine, Mumei, Kiara/Subaru

>>11796081

>>11796119
>Believing the globo holo propaganda
Subaru is still straight

>>11796157
Luna is too strong.

>>11795817
Everyone is bi in hololive except me

>>11795410

>>11795698
A lot more lately. I don't know what happened but I got this surge of feelings like I know I don't have a chance and it hurts. Goddamn it hurts. I think I either have to stop watching her or stop loving her and both options suck ass.

>>11796252
Mori is feeding more into it. It is destructive. She knows what she is doing. We are all her pet rats. Leave while you can. Later on, we'll all be her emotional slaves. Like Rushia. Menhera Mori.

>>11795931
You clearly don't watch enough Kiara, she's very clearly at least bi.
Though to be fair that mostly came out during Yakuza

>>11796371
>Comparing mori to rushia
anon take your meds

>>11796371
>boing boing rushia

>>11796371
It's too late for me and I don't want to stop.

>>11796374
She seemed legit into Gimli during the lotr watchalongs. also if Shuba's straight then she's a damn good actress.

>>11796425
See, if Rushia's the sugar "Mommy", then...

>>11796371
I refuse to go ghost, even after multiple events apocalyptic to my heart. I have my own life to live.

>>11790451
if you/we started treating TT as not the devil and just a normal anime podcast, then there would be no need for fucking doomposting in the first place
she was energetic and happy so it means it was a good thing and that's nuff for me to look out for it, regardless of what it is

>>11795094
It's okay if she doesn't watch it, you know?

>>11796628
>insulting their skin color
So this was the fabled final yab...

>>11796628
Okay, but take your shit back to the Takamori General, fuck off

>>11796784
this IS the Takamori General

>>11796695
I never actually heard of TT before it was mentioned on /hlgg/ back. Then again, I don't know who Jerma is either. If anything, it's more telling on what most posters here (and back then) paid attention to. I am also enjoying ratón de hierro's meinkraft streams.

>>11796784
>[Deleted] again
threadshitters cant stop losing

Calli is big fat ass fucking cow

>>11797010

>>11797010
I'm the cow her big fat ass is fucking

>>11797010

>>11797010
Cow Calli is fucking a big fatass (me)

>>11797010
at least post he image

>>11797269
We know our atavistic angel asked Noel about the arcane art of ASMR acclimation...
What if she also helped her handle having humongous heaving holstein honkers?

>>11797593
noel was never confirmed i thought. i always thought it was Mel
unless it was cleared up somewhere

>>11797593
>ywn have triple paizuri with Mori, Noel, and Coco

>>11797679
Anon....your Cover press release reps.....

>>11797679
I think triple paizuri wastes their personal talents. Noel is ideal for nursing and I bet Coco would do a great teasing titjob - while Mori would get adorably shy pressing hers against your back.

>>11792660
i hope your oshi can be happy with ame now!

Mori is God. We need to form a new religion, appoint our sacred text, and create a new set of Commandments.

>>11798409
>Goddess

>>11798409
we don't need anything new
>Shaktism (Sanskrit: शाक्त, IAST: Śāktaḥ, lit.'doctrine of energy, power, the eternal goddess') is one of several major Hindu denominations, wherein the metaphysical reality is considered metaphorically a woman and Shakti (Mahadevi) is regarded as the supreme godhead. It includes many goddesses, all considered aspects of the same supreme goddess. Shaktism has different sub-traditions, ranging from those focused on gracious Parvati to that of fierce Kali.

>>11787991
Is there a pattern to the mori thread alliteration?

>>11798409
>Myth trailer: "I am death itself"
>HoloFes2: "Calliope Mori death/desu"
>death=desu
>Myth trailer: "I am desu itself"
>Calliope 'Rap God' Mori: "I am I Am itself"
>The Book of Exodus:

>>11798658
KALI-CHAN KAKKOI!

>>11798658
>The Kalikula (family of Kali) form of Shaktism is most dominant in northeastern India
>The main deities of the Kalikula tradition are Kali, Chandi, Bheema and Durga.

>>11798658
KALI-CHAN KAKKOI!

>>11798687
The pattern is that the titles get a little lazier every month

>>11798709
kowai

>>11798709
>>11798766
works for me

>>11798706
>Cursed Night: But if somebody holds you back, then you cannot become God.
>BECOME: Minna-sama, follow your applause. Cast down from heaven, basically? I'm God!
Clearly, this is a religion about escaping the cycles of guilt and achieving apotheosis by ourselves.

>>11798851
There is just the one schizo who posts his threads at page 11 and reports the ones which aren’t his; but I don’t really care because the non-pathetic thread baker went on to start the deadbeat vs watamate rap battle

>>11798687
synonyms for dmndc

>>11799525
>>PALESTINE

Milky Queen a cute! CUTE!

>>11798409
We had the Ten Guhmmandments

>>11799035
(Natrually!)

>>11799813
they kissed after karaoke

>>11799813
I wonder if the new expression Moririn got is an acorn mouth
would be cute

>>11799934
she is getting tongue-out expression and devil hand signs

>>11799929
I hope so, Milky deserves to be happy. Especially after everything Fennel and Riceman put her through.
>>11799934
Based

>>11799813
True!

>>11799934
The smol calli face. Then the Critikal arms up "WOOOOO!" expression

>>11799934
Triangle mouths are cool, yo.

(Baseless rrat) Your boy is getting her own Monopoly set.
Please anticipate, please pass GUH and collect two hundred yen.

>>11800154
What would be her set's equivalent of Boardwalk?

>Mori notices Franklin's been gone for a while and remembers the reason why
God I wish I was an oil baron or invested in crypto 10 years ago

>>11800173
Underworld Casino from the Alt PV

>>11800273
>Franklin
Who?

>>11800361
Franklin, from Grand Theft Auto V

>>11800361
The guy with the yee yee ass haircut

>>11800375
>>11800398
Is his dog's name chop?

>>11800361
One of the least interesting of Mori’s least interesting paypigs

>>11800451
I need to slow down on the drinking tonight.

>>11799813
finally a good post

>>11800273
I mean i noticed he was back and why he was gone for so long
honestly its not about how much, if someone sends green SC every stream and then stops, id probably notice them too

fuck

>>11800154
I want to make this and the cards.
>Free parking - Akasupa
>Jail - The rock (just lurking)
>A card that just says "ONE" and then sends you to jail
>You posted a counterfeit, pay a fine
Might be easier to do a whole Mythopoly but there might be enough for all Mori

>>11800451
>>11800492
Actually I take it back this kinda works

>>11797010
"You're a big fat ass cow," you declare perspicaciously.
"Yeah? What'cha gonna' do about it?" The buxom bovine brays back bullishly. With her mouth curled into a provocative smirk, she leans over to better expose her bare bottom, the only concession to her modesty being a fragmentary slip of cloth daubed with cowprint.

"Make you moo," you reply straightforwardly, stepping up behind her and bringing the flattened palm of your hand against her bubbly buttcheeks. The faint red mark fades as fast as the ample curves jiggle to a stop, and the hiss of breath from Mori's mouth is more of a moan than anything else.
"That all you got, Old Macdonald?" She teases, thrusting her hips back so that the pillowy flesh of her ass squishes against your midsection. You lean forward and cup her massive milkers in ungentle hands, disregarding the girl's pained, peaking whine as your greedy fingers slide beneath her triangle top and pinch her perking nipples.

Stimulating your stirring stiffness with the salacious squirming of her slutty body, you find your hips rocking back and forth almost unbidden- spurred by some base bestial binstinct in the back of your brain. Breaking from a breast to block her breathing, one of your hands clasps around her throat. Using this leverage you clutch her back flat to your chest, putting you in a position to hiss hot huffs of breath into her ear.
"So?" You enquire demandingly as you hump her plump rump.
"Nnnh- No~" she replies defiantly, spiting the spikes of pleasure driving themselves relentlessly into her brain. You grunt acknowledgement of this lingering resistance. The other hand retreats from her monstrous mammaries only to clap firmly against the side of her ass once more. Again and again you punish her plush posterior, palm painting pinkish after-images across the peachy canvas. Cries cracking with covetous lust, Mori grows louder and louder- especially once you draw the string of her bikini bottoms and kick off your pants so that the searing heat of your thick meat can nestle snug between her bouncing buns.

"Now?" You ask again, the frantic friction of your bodies pushing your patience to the precipice.
"Nnn-GUH~!" She gulps for air. Close, but not quite there. You pivot your assault, pushing yourself between Mori's sodden thighs- letting your cock graze the sensitive, drooling lips of her pussy but never quite passing that precious portal. "Please...~" She whimpers needily at your teasing. Swallowed by impatience she tries to wriggle her hips and angle you inside, but every time you deny her.
"I need something first," you insist.

"Moo! Moo, moo, mooooo!" She shouts humiliatingly from the heights of desperation, only stopping when at last you part her tight folds with the head of your fat dick- plunging deep into her slick, sweltering insides. Several strokes in, she's already squealing. You snatch a handful of her long pink hair and tug it mercilessly as time and again you slam home to the hilt in her heavenly hole. Her cowbell jangles furiously and you have to hold her up as her body shudders in climax, her weak knees knocking dangerously as her clinging muscles flex and tighten around you, trying to wring from you the same pleasure that arches her back and makes her throat hoarse from screaming. It's another two times she twitches and convulses in ecstasy before you join her, shooting syrupy strands of sticky semen straight into her waiting, wanting womb.

You collapse with her in a sweaty pile of sex-stained limbs, wrapping weakened arms about her womanly waist.
"Ee-eye ee-eye oh, bitch," you joke affectionately, planting a kiss on the side of her neck. She jabs you with an irritated elbow, but you can sense her smiling.

>>11800683
>8 property sets, railway and utilities
>9 EPs + originals

Just finished Jump King, once she gets to the failsafe of the cathedral there's not really much left

>>11801040
>9 Mori EPs
Fucking time travelers

>>11800273
I was a NEET most of my life and only picked up a job 3 years ago. Trying to make up for lost time is difficult as fuck and the "skills" I obtained in my neetdom are not marketable at all.

God, liberate me from the nightmare of my own creation.

>>11801265
How many of these have the Diehards heard about in 2021 again?
I'm not sure, so I'll just rate them all here so you won't be disappointed.
>S Tier: It's Fine
>A Tier: Five Seconds, Your Mori, No Salt
>B Tier: Please Sir, Cursed Night
>C Tier: Dead Beats, Remember Me
>D Tier: Nihongo Muzukashi

>>11801265
>9 Mori EP's
>it means that 7 other celebrities died after each one was released

>>11801792
>It's fine is S tier
>Nihongo Muzukashi in D tier
holy shit taste

>>11801792
>Five Seconds
>anywhere above a C Tier
Anonashi...your prog rock reps...
And you're breaking containment, too. They're still using the old name for now. (The Takamori yab happens at the end of OCTOBER, remember?)
Anyway, *deadbeats*, how would you rate these releases based on title alone, and what do you think they would sound like?

>>11801010
can this be a new copypasta?

>>11796547
Shuba us straight as fuck Luna is just too fucking cute.

>>11801385
Let me tell you something about “jobs”. Just show up and you’re better than 99% of the people in your position.
Now careers are a different story

>>11802100
This mori looks weird...

>>11802166
Newfagchama...

>>11802249
Well, of course Mori couldn't be the one to come back and give advance notice.
After all, she
Can't. Turn. Back.

>>11802554
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>11802554
oh shit Mori with the watch what she gonna do with it?

>>11802657
there is only one picrel that can answer you, and it'll get me banned, so

>>11802657
Retrieve the second Wii U from the deliveryman

How do you think Mori and Milky met? My Theory is that someone threw rice at a wedding and some pigeons died so Mori had to show up to deal with them, meanwhile Milky had to investigate the rice based murder.

That or Karaoke and cheap sake.

>>11802941
Riceman is one of Mori's old boyfriends.

>>11802976
Makes sense he is a manlet and a womaniser. I heard he slept with Milky's lover Fennel and their union created Riceboy.

What an awful, awful man Riceman is.

>>11802976
>>11803043
>I'll never find my way back to you
Who did she mean by this?

>>11803097
(me)

>>11803097
It's a breakup song about Kiara

>>11803097
Whacky theory but what if Riceman and Milkyqueen are the same person?

I was watching her stream last night and I swear Milky's mouth moved when Riceman was speaking. Do I need to take my meds?

>>11803097
The boy who gave her a plushie for her birthday

>>11803190
>do i need to take my meds?
the answer is always yes

>>11803226
Whacky theory but I think Riceman sounds like if Milkyqueen did an impression of Calli, he says "Yo" a lot.

Do I need to take my meds?

>>11802941
>Cute high pitched European living in Japan who speaks great Japanese and Sings really well

Wow, Calli sure has a type, huh?

>>11802722
>>11802758
INFINITE WII WORKS

>>11803269
Nah, I agree.

>>11803378
So... in Milky's stream yesterday, she wrote a manga in which Fennel from Nekopara Catboy Paradise makes love to Riceman and together they conceive a child, despite both being male.

I'm willing to concede that Ricepeople and/or Catboys may have different anatomy, but such a premise is unusual.

Did Milkyqueen just write a Shojo Catboy lovestory about Mori having a son?

>>11797029
Whats the source of that Mori ass?

>>11803969
Combini wine and Rich Ramen soups

>>11802976
I'LL KILL WHEN I FIND HIM

>>11804047
What?

>>11804098
You asked how mori got that ass? Drinking combini wine and eating pork ramen

>>11804084
>Milky has a Riceman bodypillow
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

>>11804125
No I want the original image of the mori ass without the cows.

>>11801047
>there's not really much left
>not thinking the tipsy zatsudan was absolute kino
Do newfags really...?

>>11804176

>>11804225
I think you misunderstood him completely, anon. He's saying she's not actually that far off from finishing.

>>11804256
Thank you, friend.

>>11804256
>>11804314
Huh. Sorry, my bad. I genuinely thought you were some retard.

posting a rrat for cheap (you)s

>>11805664
god I want to double team Bae with Mori
imagine spitroasting her tight dancer body with Mori

>>11805664
>ywn have rrat sit on your face while Mori is riding your dick

>Her last Q&A was back in January
I hope she does another one soon, the last one was great.

>>11805741
I want to rape Mori's sister

>>11806513
reaper imouto is not on the menu, anon

>>11806536
Rat pussy is always on the menu

>>11806513
I want to rape BOTH sisters. I already saw Mori+Ollie, Ollie+Bae, and Mori+Bae, now I want to see all three of them in one stream.

>>11806649
You would a rotting corpse? Seems unsanitary. You wouldn't want maggots in your urethra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8S1cTTtDbE
Hachitaya is having her 100k celebration tomorrow, consider keeping it as a BGM for the golf game

>>11807060
who is this and why is she relevant

I love Suisei

>>11807093
Based

>>11807093
Based

>>11807060
thanks

>>11801010
I like it.
I like it a lot.

>>11806734
>You wouldn't want maggots in your urethra.
Don't make assumptions about people you don't know, Anon

>>11807092
close buddy of AZKi, BoogeyVoxx, Luci and Mel
one of the most well-trained and currently popular vSingers and hopefully someone that Mori ends up working with in the future

>>11807222
idk if it's just me, but did they make IRyS' skin lighter during the karaoke or do I need my eyes checked

>>11807266
I wish Mori actually gets praise in /vsinger/. All her friends, including Suzy, get their limelight there.

>>11807283
IRyS seems to apply a filter to her streams to lighten up her model. It's part of the reason why Mori was basically glowing that stream.

>>11807283
IRyS uses OBS filters to make her skin tone look more natural. It's super obvious whenever she has a collab because her collab partners look super pale in her POV.

>>11807383
Damn, so she's racist? Based.

>>11807421
La Muerte

>>11807407
If this occasionally happens, Why isn't Cover already working on a 2.0 and explain away that the original form is her predominantly devil form?

I want spicbeats to leave.

>>11807421
La Santa Madrina Moririn....

>>11807222
fucking all-timer stream. came for the sufferkino, stayed for the intensive discussion of inuyasha husbandos

>>11807545
>dice esto cuando falta poco para el 1 de noviembre
lo siento mijito pero como que eso no pasara

>>11807596
>came for the sufferkino
Based. I couldn't finish to that stream, I didn't understand any of the decades-old anime references.

>>11807545
>t.latinx

>>11807283
It's not you. IRyS is using some sort of filter or weird gamma setting, has been for a while, left side is Ina's stream of their collab, right is IRyS' stream of the same game a week apart

>>11807736
>>11807283
forgot the fucking image.

>>11807665
it was extremely fucking funny to me because my friends circle was massively into inuyasha back in za day so hearing people enthusiastically discussing it was wholesome cringe

>>11807093
pretty based, mori

>>11807161
I know you do mori but you don't have to go telling everyone about our kinky sex life

>>11806734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I2cfj-QbwY
I dunno, sounds like it's worth it to me.

>>11794069
BODY ONE TOLD ME

>>11796613
Based resistancebeat

>>11796628
Uwaa

>>11798712
Ghawr Durga...

>>11796628
>tranny colors
>you little rainbow fuck

KEK.

>>11807266
You should post about her in the appropriate thread rather than begging in here.

>>11807320
They seem to shit on anyone that's in Hololive.

>>11807320
Its fine. Its balanced out by /wvt/ liking Mori

>>11807320
>Go to /vsinger/
>ctrl+f "Milkyqueen"
>0 results
>Leave

>>11807266
So someone that has nothing to do with Mori, got it.

>>11810481
Did you expect anything less?

>>11808202
I like the zombie.

>>11810696
No, but not going to stop me from being an asshole about it.

anyway i missed out on lorefagging last thread so now im inflicting it on this one
>Watson fucks up the timeline, winds up in a weird dimensional interstice with Mori.
>"Sup my dude, been a big fan of your ability to barely dodge weird ways of dying. Unfortunately I got people breathing down my neck and uh, long story short, gotta claim your soul."
>Watson barely escapes Actual Death this time, through fuckery. Mori gets put on hiatus as a result.
>Next day, a knock on Watson's door.
>"Big ups, homie. I got a lot of free time on my hands now and was thinking I'd hang around to see what you get up to. Got any goldfish? I'm starving."
>Hijinks with the rest of Myth ensue

>>11810968
No, fuck off with that lore shit.

>>11810968
When do they have sex?

>>11811364
I think Mori is married, aniki. I doubt she would feel right betraying that bond to fuck watson, a woman will a blowhole.

>>11808910
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

>>11807320
eh, singing still isn't her main thing, she has lots of notable weaknesses and rappers aren't particularly discussed
that's enough reasons for her to be omitted from most of the threads

>>11810899
at least you're aware you're being an asshole and not actually doing something productive

>>11811309
Look forward to HoloEarth
t.omega

>>11812097
Mori's eyes are the sexiest part of her body.

>>11811656
But they talk about kmnz though? Who mainly raps and use autotune for most of their songs except for the ones with vesperbell. How do you justify that?

>>11812097
Are American women aroused by murdering people? Mori-shi please your eyes are like a hypnotism snake.

>>11812195
habit, I guess
you can always drop the link to her singing streams and songs there

>>11811656
Only notable ones from that thread are hachi and vesperbell. You can't seriously believe hanabasami kyou sounds better do you? She's got the techniques but her tone is kinda bland.

>>11812195
KMNZ doesn't get mentioned for many threads even when they're putting things out. The only rappers who see play in /vsinger/ are Boogey and Harusaruhi, both of whom are strong singers as well. There's also no real point to have Mori discussion in a 3rd thread on the board when there's a dedicated one and global. When she puts out a song, it gets posted and a few replies, but Mori isn't a top tier singer and so her karaokes aren't going to get much attention from people who're only interested in that.

>page 10

>>11812837
>Boogey
Wow, that guy sounds huge. I bet he fucks like a warrior.

>>11813436
Literally who?

>>11812097
>last one
I can't believe it was tech scuff that resulted in this gold

>>11813500
Boogey Voxx, they did a cover of Mori's debut song for the contest and are pretty popular.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpuQ__dmqKA

That guy sounds huge. I bet he fucks like a warrior.

>>11813517

>>11812837
I'm not trying to get her posted there. I was just dunking on his justification. Kmnz gets posted and listed in the op, only one half of bgv sings and half of the singers listed there are trash that sounds like every other utaites. Only few "vsingers" actually sound good if they want to gatekeep. There's like what? Hachi, mimi, vesperbell? Ci and riri are nowhere as good as those three because those three are just great singers in general, vtuber or not. They even have mirai akari and himehina there ffs kek.
All I'm saying is the standard for a vsinger is all over the place. Saying that the reason that she shouldn't be posted there because she's not a top singer doesn't make sense since there are rappers and way worse singers there.
Again, not trying to push anyone to post her there, I was just pointing out his weak reasoning. I still think than mori should only be discussed in global an this split

>>11813572
I've seen his roommate. He's a skinny twink larping as a bara

Mori love

>>11813855
>A manlet
Mori can't stop winning can she?

>>11813783
>an this split
But anons here don't even discuss her, they just talk about their indie chuubas.

>>11813855
Eyo what the fuck he looks like Paul McCartney if he was Japanese, top keks were had, arigatou.

That guy sounds like Paul McCartney, I bet he fucks like a vegetarian.

>>11796914
>Then again, I don't know who Jerma is either
Well to be fair, he is more or less accepted here(and back in /jp/ days) as one of the good ones among e-celebs.

>>11813959
But they don't. Those discussions have mostly moved to vsinger
wvt or the indie thread. Only one that still gets discussed here is milky since she doesn't get discussed much out of here and bgv since they have 2 songs coming out this month. Other chuubas can fuck off to other splits though

>>11814179
Really? He's shit.