/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Links updated, now I sleep

https://twitter.com/someCoolguy_/status/1451084539975979011?s=20

>>11765964
sleep well bakerchad

A thesis on the Kronii Drama/Yab, from a Day 1 member.

She fucked up.
Big time.

There's an unspoken rule in hololive, enacted by the holofandom, which is that you must either demarcate your apathy for streaming explicitly, with some sort of verbal declaration (excuse) or consistent pattern (Ayame), or not be apathetic towards streaming at all.
This point is obviously salient when you look at the holo streamers with the most loyal fanbases: Amelia, Ina, Kiara, etc. They have consistent as fuck stream times and streaming weeks, and will let you know if there are any changes to their regular streaming pattern.
Mumei encapsulates this perfectly. She clearly has an excuse (valid or not), mentions it explicitly, but still shows effort and interest in streaming. She gives you a guerilla Karaoke after a long college day, as she is quite literally falling asleep from exhaustion. That's commitment.
Baelz is another recent example - she streams regularly and often, has built up a loyal fanbase (used to average 1-2k viewers 2 weeks after debut, now averages 5-6k minimum), and had a valid excuse (internet dying out) that she mentioned EXPLICITLY to explain her sudden change in streaming hours. Brrats are happy with that.
Fauna is the same: tooth surgery. Irys as well. This is why their viewership is so fixed and there are no massive fluctuations in their CCV (Fauna is, comparatively, Ina-tier when it comes to viewer retention. That's loyalty).

KRONII, on the other hand, has failed to deliver on all of these aspects. These sound pillars of good streaming.
(1) You come to expect a variable streaming schedule
This is by far Kronii's biggest mistake. A variable streaming schedule is a surefire way to destroy any viewership loyalty, as your fanbase finds themselves catching fewer and fewer of your streams until they just decide to stick to clips or to drop you entirely.
(2) This variability is marked by a reduction over time
This is a massive issue. No EN besides Amelia has actually reduced their streaming over time, and Ame did it 1 year later after months of extremely committed streaming hours.
Kronii? 1-2 weeks of frequent streams and stream time, then suddenly, after breaking EN SC and membership records, she just stops. Stream frequency goes down a fucking cliff. That's a big mistake paired with (1).

(3) No explicit excuse
With the exception of this week (a little too late, viewers are skeptical of how genuine your excuse is), Kronii has not given an excuse for her horrid stream times.
She has not told us about a second job, or some familial commitments, or maybe that she flat out just doesn't want to stream as often. She keeps everything under wraps, which is not only damaging to her fanbase loyalty because viewers come to distrust you and your effort into hololive, but moreso it represents your rigid adherence to kayfabe, to not open up to your loyal fans but remain a fixed distance from them.
Case in point: the bond level thing was dropped 2 weeks ago, after being mentioned almost every stream.
Case in point 2: Mori, early on, suffered from highly variable stream times, but kept her fans loyal because of her very valid excuse of holding multiple occupations.

(4) The jury is out: appears for more hours on other people's streams (in VC) than on her own.
This is by far the biggest knock against Kronii because it completely omits many valid excuses one can come up to defend a lack of stream time and stream frequency.
It is the fact that 3 weeks ago, during the big EN MC portal build, Kronii streamed for a relative 7h but appeared on other stream's (and VC) for nearly 10h.
Then, you have chumbats stalking holoEN MC server activity, and just what you see from JP/EN MC streams recently, and you can see that hasn't changed. Kronii is clearly comfortable being on camera (in voice) in her free time, and has a LOT of free time. Why isn't she spending that free time with her viewers?

Finally,
(5) apathy.
Kronii's general nonchalant and apathetic attitude, intonation, and approach towards streaming has soured the previous four points tremendously. It isn't her fault, per se, as long as the apathetic attitude is just a part of her tonic everyday personality. But it does leave a bad impression. Coupled with everything else you've done? Not a good look.

There are many other things to pick at.
Her failure to live up to her membership promises, for example. Her lack of social media interaction. But those are quite nitpicky, and really applicable to any holo if framed the right way.
Kronii is bleeding fans, support, and general good will from the hololive fanbase. Her own split has turned against her, and I am very sad to see this as she is one of my favorite ENs. Kronii, for your own sake, either man up to your lack of interest in streaming or start streaming more often. I will be canceling my membership by the end of this month if I do not see improvements.

>>11766077
If you're going to copy paste this, explain how 'the jury is out' is used?

>>11766077
ok

>>11766052
kronii needs to unleash her meme queen capacity...
she still want to be seen as the cool one when is the biggest fucking dork kek

>>11766077
Kronii is literally the perfect wife. Perfect voice, perfect chest, perfect body. She's just as autistic as I am, a reflection of my own personal reality. Everything she does, I see myself in. That's why I have become addicted to her, I am a narcissist who cannot stop staring at my own reflection in the mirror, knowing I'll never be able to reach through to the other side and grab my own hand. Every time she opens her mouth to talk, in that deep mature voice of hers, I feel scared, because I know whatever she says next, I'll be able to fully comprehend and relate to. I want to talk about Kamen Rider with her, I want to ask her if she's played any visual novels, I want to bingewatch Squid Game in a single night and talk all about it with her. I am completely and utterly in love and I cannot deny this, no matter how hard I try, and my life is falling apart. My entire existence revolves around Ouro Kronii, to the point where I sometimes wonder if I'll be led to become her. She has my interests, similar mannerisms, a similar sense of humor, doesn't work, stays up all night immersing herself in what she loves to ignore the pain, sleeps through the day, loves the quiet, loves the cold. She's everything to me. Best of all, she has time powers. Just imagine what she could do for you. She could create a pocket of localized time where time passes significantly slower than it does in the real world, allowing you to read thousands of books, become proficient in any skill, and have sex as many times as you want, while only a picosecond would have passed out there. She could freeze time in embarrassing situations, she could fast forward through boring and monotonous moments, she could slow down time to make truly happy moments last forever, she could travel back in time to erase your enemies from the timeline for you, she could bring you to an alternate timeline where you're rich and successful, you could explore far flung futures where humanity has conquered the stars and walk among ancient towns and see sights from the distant past no one in the modern era could understand. You could take a trip back as recently as 1960's, know what Roman life was like, or even go see the dinosaurs and maybe even own a tiny one as a pet. Have I talked about amazing and perfect Kronii's body is? Her fingers, her hands, her eyes, her nose, her mouth, her eyes, her ears, her perfect face, her silky hair, her hair vents, her arms, her waist, her small yet perfectly cuppable ass, her stick-like legs, her feet... her gigantic, bouncing pair of knockers. Her clothes! Oooh, her clothes, that ribbon... that heart necklace, her stockings making a dent against her skin, that skirt that splits to give you a full view of her thighs, the fact her breasts are halfway covered. Her clock, her clock hands as weapons! Everything about her is perfect, I bet if you cut her open and looked inside even the organs would be perfect too! How big her heart must be! Even her mind is perfect! Her dry wit, her cute shyness around her senpais, her ability to bounce off practically anyone who doesn't constantly talk over her, while simultaneously being quiet instead of loudly talking all the time, the fact she prefers to be lonely, her intense autism, her drive to be the best and to pursue victory even in casual contexts, how salty and depressed she gets when she loses!! Her voice is incredible too, she can voice act anything. Even though she's naturally so deep (which is so arousing to me), she can reach high pitches that make her sound like a little girl, so she can even make you uoh! I could literally listen to her reading the phonebook for an hour and I would never get tired! This is far too much, I can't handle it anymore! I'm addicted to Kronii! I need more and more Kronii! I'll die! I'll lose my mind and die if she doesn't appear! Every time she streams, it only gets worse! I can't get enough of her perfect voice, perfect body, perfect mind! I love her so much, that it's torture whenever I watch her, because I know deep in my heart nobody this perfect will ever exist again, that I will never meet someone like her! The ideal woman, right at my fingertips, whispering sweet nothings into my ears every week, singing for me, so close, yet I know she's so far away! Aaaahhh, Kronii, Kronii, Kronii! Please! Show your face, let me listen to you! I'll keep watching you, supporting you, loving you until the day I die! Needles stab into my heart when you're gone, and I feel the need to die when you're here, damned if I do, damned if I don't! I can't take living in this world anymore, knowing something so wonderful is so unachievable! I need more Kronii! I desperately need more Kronii! I'll... become Kronii! I'll understand Kronii on a deep, fundamental level! I'll absorb everything about her! And then, I'll stare at myself in the mirror, and tell myself that I've become Kronii! Kronii! Kronii! All I want to see is more of myself! Aah!

>>11766190
God bless

>>11766077
tl;dr nigga, sum it up in 20 words tops

>>11766108
>explain how 'the jury is out' is used?
Wrongly in this instance

>>11766190
The perfect counter.

>>11766274
Kronii , the perfect wife, you will never have

https://twitter.com/lMusiclz/status/1451085508667342853?s=20

>>11766190
Thats it! I'm gonna become Kronii!

>>11766485
too 3D

>>11766485
She needs breast implants and better hair vents to even consider this.

>>11766485
kronii fuck up her art tag
a lot of people are using kroniilust but the one in her bio is kronillust

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1451109369240690691?t=RlRY89gfxRaNejwBgClhRg&s=19
Kronini...she is relapsing...

>>11767104
Kronii gambatte~

>>11766077
Whats the endgame of making this post here?

>>11767104
>Minecraft at home
>implying she's sleeping elsewhere
oh no no no could it be she's visiting her dad

>>11767104
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1451112578537508867?t=xyIL2tY6xzBCHrenMCumxw&s=19

>>11767521
She's mismatching memes, it's the second half of the 'We Have X at Home, X at Home'

>>11767867
No, she is at my home.

>>11767586
>Skyward Sword stream
Could happen given Holo EN already has the perms.

>>11767937
T-Time mama?!

>>11767867
dumb dork must be really tired, she’s confusing her memes

>>11767945
If it's unopened, I'm going to guess she hasn't played it before. And you know what that means...

>>11768101
>And you know what that means...
TWITTER PROGRESS UPDATES LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo....

>>11768101
She's gonna play through the whole game to see if she wants to consider streaming it!

>>11767968
>Time-mama
imagine the attittude and the bush...

>>11768230
A jungle to surpass Fauna...!

>>11768230
HOLY SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX

>>11768292
>Fauna getting a dose of her own medicine
uuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11768101
Maybe she played the original version for the Wii?
I'm guessing she has to have that given she got a WiiU.

This fucking cute bitch

>>11769038
I thought it was Mumei for a sec lol

>>11769038
Doxoronii prime

It's that time again, kronies. I need your prompts so I can fulfill my writefag obligations.

>>11769038
I actually don't know what to say. Did Kronii like the tweet?

>>11769104
Time mama tests if you are worthy of her daughter by smothering you in her bushy cunt and seeing how long you manage to stay conscious

>>11769038
Yuria and Kronii yuri hot sex lewds when?

>>11769190
No. That's fucking gross.

>>11769201
MUMEI BTFO

Kroniichiwa Ourobros! Ended up spending too long on the archive reps and am rushing to work, I will have to watch the goorah stream later. How are you?

>>11769104
Kronii walking in on a sleeping bread baker.

>>11769992
Sure.

>>11766077
not sure if social blade is accurate, but bae might have starting to get more views/per subscriber than kronii, but kronii still gets more subscriber per day, but her viewership is fluctuating and the rate of subscribers per day is declining.

>>11769038
some of the niji en also has some of their old co workers popping out to comment on their tweets, I see no problem with this

>>11769038
UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YURIA SEEEEEeeexxx???

>>11769980

>>11770305
>inb4 kronii brings out that seal tail buttplug again for that

>>11770205
Yuria joins Nijisanji EN, so Kronii forces Hololive management to allow Hololive EN to collab with Nijisanji EN and create the poster couple for cross company collabs in the west and opening the door for other collabs between the two companies?

>>11770468
imagine the seething kromei fans

>>11770468
Management won't allow it
And tribalist will definitely put a stop on it if it ever happen.
They would rather have Kronii graduate than open a nijien-holoen collabs fiesta

>>11770576
Imagine they pick a multiplayer game and just happen to end up in the same lobby.

>>11770414
I'll fuck Yuria first. Sorry Kronii.

>>11770468
counterpoint: Yuria joins (Me) in bed with Kronii my wife

>>11770576
>Tribalist stopping a nijien-holoen collabs fiesta
>Implying that schizos here have power to cancel a theoretical company collab that hololive will not even approve of in the first place

>>11770576
That depends on how Kronii cultivates her fanbase and gachikois.

>>11769257
>>11770525
Yandere Yuria stealing Kronii back from Mumei!

>>11770667
Counter counterpoint: Kronii watches from the corner

>>11770641
>>11770811
This too, Management was helpless when Bea and Guru brazenly violated the collab ban with Mario Kart using the 'what a coincidence!' match making trick.
Although depending on how pissed they get on Kronii once again comes down to how much money she brings into the company.

>>11770713
If it was Gura or Ame then yeah schizos are powerless but this is Kronii were talking about
Hololive would gain almost nothing from a NijiEN-HoloEN Collab while Nijis may leech

>>11770892
This is consensual cucking, right?

>>11770892
and Kronii lets her steal youbecause of cuckquean SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>11770932
She definitely brings the most in out of council, management would probably nip it in the bud and forbid them from overlapping schedules with multiplayer games, provided they learned their lesson, that is.

>>11770985
Wrong post, fuck
meant for
>>11770856

>>11770994
>Spoiler
One of them would just run a guerrilla stream or to piss off management more, just not stream on their end, so they could do it again.

Why would management even block a collab with NijiEN when they let Kiara and Mori collab with vshojo?

>>11771071
This is assuming neither side is under some clause that threatens punitive measures if they fraternise.
>There will never be a full cross-brand/indie collab
Hurts a little actually.

>>11771127
Because they could get twitch audience and Vshojo is actually on par with HoloEN (minus Gura) unlike NijiEN
Collabing with NijiEN will just be Hololive's loss

https://twitter.com/AtomicBuchi/status/1450837011846283265?t=EKTvn1NIkLvEplcMNKUUsw&s=19
>Kronii liked this

>>11769992
>The door creaked as it opened—Kronii clicked her tongue, reminding herself to get that fixed. It had been annoying her for months, and she kept promising she'd do something about it, but there was just never any time.
>"Anon?" The only sound from inside the apartment was the TV set on low—some cooking channel, or something. Her boyfriend was nowhere to be seen, however—which was a little worrying. "I'm home!"
>Nobody answered. She stepped into the living area—the only sign that her boyfriend had been here at all was the small blanket balled up on the couch. Fuck. "A-anon?"
>It'd been a month since he moved in with her—had he just left? Finally realized—No. Stop that. She took a deep breath, centering herself. Her therapist went over this with her every week. Stop these lines of thinking before they start. He was probably out getting groceries, or something.
>Stepping into the kitchen, she gasped—it was like a storm had gone through here. There was white powder all over the floor, like something had exploded—a trail of footprints led outwards, and she could spy a half-hearted attempt to clean it up at the edge of the kitchen, started but not finished.
>At the table, though, sat a sleeping man, his head leaning against his arm, bits of flour coating his apron and face—it was a bit adorable, actually. Still, he had worried her.
>A ping made her jump—the oven had suddenly switched off, letting out a noise to indicate whatever was inside had finished baking. Even so, the sound wasn't enough to wake her partner—he grumbled and shifted, but didn't open his eyes. She stepped through the flour gracefully, pulling open the door to the oven carefully.
>"Bread?" She caught a giggle in her throat—he'd been talking about wanting to bake a loaf or two for weeks now, but he'd never mentioned actually doing anything about it. Had he been trying to surprise her with freshly baked bread?
>"Rrrmmm…" The napping baker let out another noise, sensing Kronii's presence. "…love you." Again, her breath hitched, not expecting the sudden sweet words, and she felt a stupid grin growing on her face. God, he was too good for her. She blinked, wiping a happy tear from her eye. Way too good for somebody like her.
t. unnamed anon

>>11770667

hopium art for the watchalong later today
https://files.catbox.moe/xgfz4x.png

>>11771812
New rrat, she does this.

>>11771812
Holy fuck my heart

>>11771812
N-no... Not again...

>>11771812
*drops dead from hopium overdose*

>>11771812
that kronie must be burning up, wearing his full snow uniform in bed like that
also CUTE

>>11771812
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

>>11771967
anon...Kronies are machines that don't feel cold, warm or anything...only warmth >we feel is when Kronii smiles like that

>>11771812
You should post this on twitter with a cute caption about looking forward to the watchalong, imagine if she liked it haha

>>11769038
Cute, just collab already

>>11771812
No... AAAAAAAAAH why does this make my heart so happy

>>11772483
No doubt they want to but they are not allowed

Kronies doko?

>>11773166
I know, I just find it really cute how Yuria regularly comments on her posts. She even added a picture of Kronii to her loading screen recently. My heart...

>>11773465
I thought yuria was a wolf, she was a panda all along?

>>11773666
A red panda

>>11767586
Look at all those games she wants to binge offstream...

At this rate i'll truly become the last Kronie. Its only a matter of time.

>>11774428
In your dream

>>11774428
Looks like we will be duelling then

>>11771812
If you post this on her art tag there's a nonzero chance she uses it for a thumbnail.

>>11771812
I'm reminded of this song when I see that art. https://youtu.be/yS2KyK3pqj4

>>11771812
this is super cute, post it on twitter asap

>>11774428
You're wrong, I'm going to be the last Kronie, Kronii's husband and her savior, it's only a matter of time.

>>11771812
Let's not delude ourselves she'll be completely quiet throughout the watchalong

>>11775113
She will give a running commentary and I will enjoy it, I beleeb

>>11775113
Don't worry, she already wrote a script for it

>>11775113
Good, I want to watch a movie, she can discuss it with us afterwards.

art has been posted to twitter
https://twitter.com/MixolydiaChords/status/1451171406247460871/photo/1
i wonder what she'll think of that shirt lol

>>11775365
>inb4 "pretty good huh?" *stream ends*

>>11775432
I didn't notice the shirt holy shit

>>11775436
rrats have to be believable if you want people to buy them, faggot

>>11775432
good job drawfriend.
now we wait.

>>11775432
>>11775458
explain

>>11775501
Your autism reps, anon...

>>11775591
oh shit
/∞/ classy as usual I see

>>11771812
>A small bead of sweat starts trailing from your temple, Kronii's hand digging through your bucket of popcorn, still full to the brim.
>You look at her, laughing with childish joy at the TV. Her finger pointing at the movie playing at the screen. You were both nestled on the bed, legs underneath the weighted blanket and backs resting against her large daki.
>It was movie night, you've just finished watching the Truman show. Kronii in her excitement want to watch another, begging you to watch another with her. You scratched your head and sheepishly answered yes. She gave you a long and loving hug in thanks.
>The Land Before Time, it was a classic, Kronii was wearing an oversized blue shirt with puzzle pieces on it. It made her look like the child she was in heart.
>It was a rollercoaster of emotions. You saw Kronii laugh, smile, gasp in shock, cringe in horror and even cry. You couldn't help but emulate those emotions in a more muted manner.
>Kronii gives colorful commentary throughout the watchalong, the one that sticks itself into your head was the fact Ducky's voice actress was murdered by her stepfather. You didn't need to go to sleep with that particular piece of information in your brain.
>In a flash it was over, the credits start rolling in. You were about to make a joke of a potential Land before Time series binge before Kronii's tired head rested on your shoulder.
>You sigh, placing her gently on the mattress and tucking her in. You cleaned up, disposing of the buckets, brushing off any stray popcorn kernels and closing the T.V before you joined her.
>Your heavy eye lids close, you can feel her wrap her arms and legs around you as if you were a large plushie. You start drifting into dreamy sleep with a smile on your face.

>>11775880
You know what, you're alright sometimes Gabe. This was heartwarming

>>11775880
>thank you gabriel.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/0gwws7.mp3

>>11776333
Why would you do this?

>>11776367
i-i like your fics the most
just enough fluff and spice

>>11776573
y-you have more clips?

btw who drew that OP image? It's beautiful.

>>11777154
Archivereps...

>>11776977
since you asked.
>gabe sit down.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/9094eg.mp3

I'm saving the other ones when you drop that specific fic. I guess we gotta wait for kronii's next karaoke stream for that lol.

>>11777154
drawfriend if im not mistaken

>>11777458
W-What fic?

>>11777449
Ehhh, I just finished my wagie hours and too exhausted to do archive diving.

>>11777489
Awesome. Thanks. And also very nice drawing, drawfriend.

>>11777497
the marriage one
assuming it was you or not some else

>>11777563
no that was me...

>>11777587
Looking forward to it :)

Okay so Gabe and Soundanon are fucking right

>>11777950
>Ywn be in a loving and positive relationship like Gabe and Soundanon have...

>>11777950
yes
off stream

>>11777950
>shippers are now shipping thread personalities.

>>11778175
This is standard fare, anon, did you miss the Archivebud x Second fic?

>metahomos starting again
End it, stake me where I stand

>>11778254
With my dick

>>11778254
Blame Kronii, that stinky sexy fujoshi groomed some anons into meta-homos to satiate her depraved lust for BL fics

>>11778107

>>11778318
>>11778367
I ma gonna have to go and write that Roboco fic to reinject some hererosexuality into this thread

>>11778106
we can always love each other in /∞/

>>11778175
Couldn’t be any worse than the old IS threads on /a/

>>11778423
I don't love any anon here, only like, sorry. Can we just be anonymous friends at most

my legs hurt...

>>11778900
If we can't be lover then we're enemies!

>>11778900
>i'm getting friendzoned by my fellow kronies
jesas how low can i go

>>11779473
Love wasnt meant for Kronies...

>>11779543
Sounds like a nice title for a future Kronii original song.

>>11777559
It looks like takobro, i don't draw that nicely T_T

Threads are slow now.. kronies are leaving and i will be the last

>>11780003
NO
I AM THE LAST KRONIE

>>11780003
You'll have to kill me first if you want that to happen.

>>11780003
You wish

Any spooky game halloween planned streams?

>>11771812
Great work!

>>11780368
Anon...your guerilla reps...

>>11766077
I never miss a stream
You are just weak, anon
Only the strongest Kronies survive

>>11775189
Kek. She even had a checklist on what to do for her last minecraft stream.

>>11780800
Why is she like this? Why can't she relax and just say whatever...

>>11771812
Holy fuck I just now noticed the shirt

>>11780800
m-maybe Kronii doesnt hate us afterall and she is just anxious about having a boring stream with too much dead air haha

>>11780923
I would honestly prefer it if she hated us instead of being nervously anxious of us.

>>11771812
Damn that's cute as fuck

>>11780800
Thats fucking cute

>>11780800
An actual physical list even. She's too cute

>>11780923
She doesn't hate us, only let Kronii in, not doomposters

>>11780980
but why
If I wanted to meet people that hate me I would just go outside...

>>11780843
cuz she is an ISTJ like me, she likes having things planned beforehand so you don't worry about fucking stuff up trying to improvise or forgetting stuff

>>11781066
It makes it easier, so you won't get emotionally attached to her. So when bad things happen you can just cut off ties quickly and look for another oshi and avoid the sympathetic pain from seeing her suffer.

thank you anons i will be sure to make more drawings
t. op image and hopium drawanon

>>11781191
no fuck you, stop it right now you faggot I don't wanna feel anymore

>>11781087
>T
doubt, i'd guess I*FJ

>>11781191
Beautiful work! Hope to see nore!

>>11781191
I should do my art reps too

>>11781154
I would usually agree but this general has groomed me into trusting Kronii
I belieb

>>11781246
Yeah reading the profile she is more of an F

>>11780392
Fauna
HHHAAATTTTEE!

Overload, Part 1 - feat. Roboco
https://rentry.co/fq6ui
inspired by >>11724295

ok, originally wanted to include Roboco getting revenge, but the fic is already pretty long, so gonna leave that for Part 2
t. vampanon

>>11781191
Those two pics are an absolutely stellar work, anon! Looking forward to more.

>>11781087
>>11781378
Fuck it we have nothing better to do
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

>>11781411
she is a INFJ-T I'm calling it now

>>11781411
Does this mean I'm autistic?

>>11781477
I fuked up meant to say ISFJ-T

>>11781411
>16 personality nerd horoscope
but this isn't /nasa/

>>11781546
are you /m/? if not then yes, if you are then yes as well

>>11781411
Isn't this a meme?

>>11781411
i was kinda hoping i'd changed in the years since i last took this test but apparently i'm still a pussy bitch

>>11781792
fluff?

>>11781706
the overall descriptions are a meme, the label is just a categorization of your personality traits

Good morning I love Kronii.

>>11781852
I love her too!

>>11781411
got the autismo one again

>>11781821
nah just some unidentified writebro
i'd guess fluff is infp or something similar too tho

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
I WANT TO PUT MY PONOS IN KRONII'S BEUATIFULLY CRAFTED VAGOO

>>11781914
Kronii probably has a disgusting ill kept pussy that stinks of blood and musk

>>11781889

>>11782018
kek, thickeronii let's fucking GOOOOOO!

>>11781411
Interesting that I'm back to J. Used to be P for a very long time.

>>11781889
>>11781889
>>11782126
****-T

>>11782180
the anxiety is real

>>11782180
why yes I do not take my meds
how could you tell?

>>11781792
Holy fuck i just got mediator too
fluffanon

>>11782180
I'm a pussy I know...

>>11782337
>Feeling
>Intuitive
Gayboy

>>11781792
>>11782337
now fuck

https://youtu.be/G9X3d81EKeI?t=9734
Will Kronii ever do something like this?

Has anyone made a Kronii outfit in Animal Crossing?

You think Kronii is autistic enough to unironically do this meme test?

>>11782423
Yes

>>11782423
Someone superchat it to her.

>>11781411
I'm not INFP anymore, I wonder if Rushia would be proud of me.

Is NO one extroverted here? Jesas.

>>11782619

>>11782619
I like being around people but I hate it when I'm the center of attention or they expect something out of me which is why all my answers always lean towards introversion

>>11782653
Kronii?

>>11782653
>I like being around people
>except I dont actually
there is a non 0 percent chance this is gabe

>>11781411
Other than mind, my results are still the same even after taking it years back
Where my CommanderChads at?

>>11782732
Do you think Kronii would like Rushia too? She'd really be like me if that was the case...
>>11782753
It's called social anxiety disorder, I take meds for it, but generally my first instinct when picking up a new game or MMO is to immediately go visit its community.

>>11782782
>E
tell us your tricks

>>11781411
Changed from A chad to a T virgin after 5 years, damn.
>>11781546
Yes we are, we are in the /vt/ board you absolute buffoon

>>11782782
Anon wtf? you are almost 50/50 on everything

>>11782619
sorry anonchama... I was almost there...

>>11782782
Finally an extroverted chad. I dub you /∞/'s tardwrangler

>>11766077 (You)
faggot

>>11782619
i think i'm more the extrovert + social anxiety combo, the test assumes i avoid social situations because i prefer being alone when really i love attention and socialisation and i'm just terrified of actually seeking them out

>>11782917
WE ARE

>>11782917
I mean, a lot of streamers are introverts that like the attention. Chat being a faceless blob helps with that.

>INTP-T
>ISTJ-T
>INFP-T
So THESE are the niggas sending those schizo red supers? LMAO

>>11783014
>All T
Atleast I got an A

>>11782888
>extroverted chad
that guy is still 47% introvert
there is no way he can handle a 100% introvert wizard like myself

>>11783014
Nigga you think I got that sort of dosh??? well I do but I ain't giving that shit away lmao

>>11783014
I'm a poorfag third worlder in no position to be sending akas. I am a member though.

>>11783014
INFP-T here, hey fuck you man i don't send schizo supas cos i'm unemployed as fuck i can't afford to be a gachi

>>11782824
What do you want to know?
>>11782877
I've always been a well-rounded guy
>>11782888
Daily reminder for /∞/ to take their meds

>>11783082
>I've always been a well-rounded guy
Fatass

>>11782888
>chad
normalfag spotted

>>11783121
kek. I knew someone was gonna make that joke when I wrote that

>>11783082
>What do you want to know?
are you actually a turbo normalfag or do you just enjoy being around people sometimes?

>>11783149
I apologize
chadfag*

>>11783167
>being able to not drop spaghetti for an entire evening
>turbo normalfag
Why are Kronies like this?

>>11783207
we are super introverts, prisu andastand

>>11783207
>or
reading dude

>>11782782
Use to be that before the reality locked me in a mental ward. Close 50/50s so looks likes you can make it. Hope I won't see you soon.
t. Now-INTJ (Autist)

https://twitter.com/gg980987/status/1451142015131942915?s=20

>>11783276

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjnrgY8C45E

Love the clock

I'm a writefag but I find it hard to view Kronii sexually. Does anyone else have this issue? I write sex fics about Kronii from time to time but it rarely turns me on unless it involves someone else

>>11783444
t.cuckanon

>>11783444
I have this issue too...

>>11783444
Easy solution

>>11783167
I hate blogposting I'd say sometimes. I deal/work with a lot of people that I do not like at all. But for me to get the job done and be successful I gotta stick out from the crowd and play kiss-up. I only truly like being around people that I like or share the same hobbies.
>>11783241
Get better anon. You'll make it back.

>>11783480
Why do you lie?

>>11783390
The blush is so cute

>>11783498
Before the karaoke was the peak of my horny, I masturbated to this bitch because she was nothing but a sex object with the most boner inducing voice in hololive
After the karaoke I saw her as a human being and it killed all of my libido and filled me with both shame and hatred.

>>11783404
I don't love her anymore.

>>11781371
>but this general has groomed me into trusting Kronii
lmfao fucking idiot

>>11783518
What is this? A Kronii for ants?

>>11783444
i didn't have that problem initially but i sure do now
idk i feel like if i were to write a kronii-only sex fic now it would have to be absurdly long, passionate, and have lots of emotional build up. i feel like i'd have to earn it, you know? she's too real, and i love her too much to disrespect her with a brief, shallow horny fic the way i might for some of the other girls

>>11781411
>horoscopes for people who think they're too smart for horoscopes
I become more and more convinced with each passing day that this thread is 99% homosexual men and women.

>>11783597
That's the only version I had of that image :(

>>11783207
You are once again confusing socially dysfunctional with introvert.

>>11783550
On the same boat, originally came because of the model. Stayed because of that one karaoke and actually found out that she's surprisingly relatable.

>>11783630
Here you go fag

>>11783488
Thanks, anon. One day I'll stop feeding women into obesity and gun down a crowd of Frenchmen like I was meant to do.

>>11783615
It's almost like I see Kronii as an extension of myself, or something I value too deeply to just masturbate to. That's why most of my fics about her aren't very sexual anymore. I hate Kinoko Nasu, if I wasn't a fatefag I wouldn't have paid any attention to this girl...

>>11783670
Now give her a black eye.

>>11783642
I'm both desu senpai

>>11783701
Fuck off

>>11783642
Considering where we are is there really a difference?

>>11783724
give him a black eye

>>11783724
Give her a black eye.

>>11783738
Yes anon.
I choose to not interact with people irl because it's exhausting, not because I can't figure out how.

>>11783812
>I choose to not interact with people irl because it's exhausting
Damn bro are you me?

Quick! What would Kronii do in this sitution? Assuming she would even play with us
https://youtu.be/y1wSldQMjI8?t=4014

>>11783757
>>11783781
I'm going to give everyone a black eye in a minute

>>11783757

>>11781411
Accurate?

>>11783701
>>11783781
You guys need to chill and find a better place to let off all that steam

>>11783276
How do you even find Kronii nudes when nothing is tagged?

>>11783898
I'm going to vent it on Kronii's body.

>>11783893
Based

>>11783919
Vent it with 9mm rounds?

>>11783919
Yoooo Anon is gonna vent? Sounds pretty sus

>>11783898
Violence is the only way I can show affection anon

>>11783958
Then do it to the Rrat

>>11783986
rrat is a good girl, while Kronii literally asks to get hurt

>>11783898
They've already been warned. Violence is the only way to set them back in place.

>>11783986
Kronii deserves the beatings more.

>>11784029
No, you do.

>abuse timeloop again
you guys remind me of my stepfather...

>>11783898
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS DUMB RRAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND SEX AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING TO SAVE HER I'M GONNA USE MY DICK AS A RAFT TO KEEP HER AFLOAT AMIDST AN OCEAN OF PEOPLE IGNORING HER AND ALSO MY CUM BECAUSE I WILL CUM ON THOSE PEOPLE WHENEVER I'M NOT CUMMING INSIDE BAE AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11784052
anon...

>>11784007
Even better.
Imagine beating the rrat in front of Kronii so she can see fully what her her mistakes lead to

>>11784007

After 1 month with Kronii, i lost 7 kg because i spent my money on her sc and membership instead of junk food. Thanks Kronii, i love you.

>>11784052
Go get me a beer, pipsqueak

>>11784052
Kronii?!
That would explain a lot

>>11784052
STEP MOTHER KRONII ABUSING ME EVERY NIGHT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH! NGMI

>>11784109
Nice work anon, keep it up!

>>11784052
Do you ever shut the fuck up? God, you're just like your mother. Just be quiet and fetch me a beer.

>>11783898
RAPE RAPE RAPE THE RRAT I WILL ABUSE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RRAT I WILL SPANK HER BODY ALL OVER I WILL CHOKE HER UNTIL SHE'S ALMOST PASSED OUT I WILL RAVAGE HER ANUS WITHOUT LUBE I WILL FORCE MYSELF INTO HER WOMB WITHOUT PERMISSION I WILL PULL ON HER TWINTAILS SO HARD IT HURTS I WILL PUSH HER HEAD INTO MY CROTCH AND FORCE HER TO CHOKE ON MY COCK HER GAGGING NOISES WILL BE THE LULLABY THAT PUT ME TO SLEEP I WILL SQUEEZE AND SUCK ON HER TINY BREASTS I WILL NIBBLE ON HER RAT EARS I WILL TUG ON HER TAIL I WILL LEAD HER AROUND THE STREET NAKED ON A LEASH I WILL TEAR HER CLOTHES APART I WILL HIT HER IN THE FACE JUST HARD ENOUGH TO LEAVE A MARK BUT TOO SOFTLY TO LEAVE A BRUISE I WILL PULL ON HER ARMS WHILE FUCKING HER FROM BEHIND
I WILL HUG HER WHILE TAKING A SHOWER I WILL GIVE HER MY LOVE AND AFFECTION I WILL PET HER HEAD AND WATCH HER TAIL SWISH AROUND AND HER EARS TWITCH I WILL PRAISE HER FOR DOING A GOOD JOB AND I WON'T LET HER EVER FEEL IGNORED I WILL HOLD HER HAND AND PET HER CHEEK I WILL KISS HER AND I WILL LOVE HER WITH ALL MY BEING I WILL GO SHOPPING WITH HER AND BUY HER WHATEVER SHE WANTS I WILL BE THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE IS SCARED AND SMILE WITH HER WHEN SHE'S HAPPY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO FUCK THIS RRAT BUILT FOR LOVE AND BDSM

>>11784096
Beating Bae in place of Kronii for every mistake she makes!
Kronii begging you that she can change!
Slapping Bae hard on the cheeks!
Kronii wrapping her arms around your legs and pleading for you to hit her instead of her friend!
Refusing to do so and ending up hospitalizing Bae!
Kronii!

>>11784131
Give me that bottle. Good. Now bend over do it just pike ypur mother.

Has anyone ever thought about how every fictional abusive stepdad HAS to be a drunk? It's like it gives them an out, oh they're perfectly fine when they're sober but when they're drunk it turns them into a complete monster!
What about the dregs of society that are perfectly functional in their complete lack of empathy and in the joy they take in the suffering of others? There are plenty of terrible people out there who you'd never suspect because they keep all the horror to the confines of their own home.

>>11783942
>>11783919
Only one who's getting vented is you.

>>11784262
Its just a stereotype and a joke, anon. D-do you want to talk about something?

>>11784262
No thought because i have a belts collection.

>>11784263
i kinda wanna fuck this dragon...

Lets be honest, if Kronii was your kid you'd abuse her too.

>>11784310
No, I wouldn't, I'm not a sociopath

>>11784150
DICK AND HEART AS ONE

>>11784280
Oh, I see, n-nevermind me, carry on.

>>11784298
yea, me too

>>11784345
Anon...

>>11784310
Why ? Its a joke.

>>11784310
Sexually, yes

>>11784358
I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon I won't fap to the dragon

>>11766052
sound posted it

>>11784262
>it gives them an out
That's not the point of fictional alcoholism, anon. But even at that, an abuser who isn't unilaterally evil is both realistic and demonstrates why the issue is complicated. It's not easy to condemn someone who's only evil sometimes, even if their actions are condemnable, and that ambiguity is exactly what leaves people trapped in cycles of abuse for so long.

Someone who's just cartoonishly evil doesn't sell the insidious nature of domestic abuse. They're just an enemy, an oppressor, something to be disavowed, condemned and defeated in whatever manner befits the narrative. They're just begging to have the victim walk out of their life forever, or sew the opening of their shirt shut and stab them while they put it on. Because it's fiction, you can just shut off your brain and feel good about bad guy getting what they deserve. Abuse narratives are compelling compared to more standard heroic conflicts because they aren't cut or dry like that. Because it's not easy to feel good about the abuser getting their comeuppance when the abuser is an aging man of dwindling cognitive function lashing out blindly as dementia overtakes them, or a once decent person overtaken by an addiction they can't control while their victim struggles to reconcile the person they were with the thing substance has made them into, or an overbearing mother desperately trying to correct the wrongs of their own miserable childhood vicariously by proxy of their kid and not understanding the consequences.
The devil isn't a particularly interesting antagonist but the road to hell can be thrilling when it's paced with good intentions.

>>11784358
That futa Selen x Omega story was breddy good desu

>>11784552
I like your explanation, thank you

>>11784592
Now be a good boy, anon and get ready for Fauna's stream. You don't want her to get mad again now do you?

>>11784358
Imagine this dragon laughing at your tiny cock

>>11781087
>>11781246
>>11781411
That shit is just modern astrology kek

>>11784732
she has a stream coming up?

>>11784880
Minecraft, it says speedrun but maybe is not a speedrun

>>11784841
we know

>>11784928
uuuuuuu...

>two archiveanons
>they need to catch up on five threads now

>>11785016
probably too busy with off stream minecraft + gaysex

>>11781792
>>11782337
hmmm....

>>11785051
None of our stories are fictional? They're just predictions of the future

>>11785051
>fiction
Gospel.

>>11784062
>>11784150
BASED

>>11784519
>>11784519
>>11784741
>>11784569
She's already taken

Kronies doko?

>>11785535
working from home

>>11785535
I'm busy having sex with Kronii

>>11785535
Too busy beating the shit out of Kronii, call back later.

>>11785571
>>11785576
What is the truth here?

>>11785535
Waiting to die until the watchalong

>>11785535
busy coping

>>11785051
So there is a reason my section is called "Fluffanon's fiction" it seems

>>11785622
I wrote both of those

>>11785535
about to sleep

>>11785622
It's rough sex
>>11785651
This is me btw

If we enter the singularity, don't we all become the last Kronie?

>>11785649
Of course, the non-fiction view is you're mediating kronies' and Kronii's feels, which I again urge can be further in its immersion if you put on this outfit here.

>>11785535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfM_XkaYNmA
The mad cat actually did it.
Management will probably force her to pull the video.

>>11785807
I'll stick to my novice writing for mediation, my apologies Anon

>>11785818
dafuq is this?

>>11785879
A stray cat shitting for almost an hour.

>>11785879
"How long can I sit on the toilet without shitting" endurance stream

remind me why do Endermen hang around Kronii's base

>>11785854
This true? yes

>>11784109
Little less for me weight-loss wise, but hey cheers for the clock if I can meet my New Years’ resolution of hitting my driver’s license weight even if I’m still 15~ lbs off of it right now.

>>11785933
Even if this is probably a shitpost.
It actually is a good question, why do they keep spawning there and always hang out in that first stairway.
During the latest JP invasion, There were 4 Endermen.

>>11785968
Even better, she'll have it on and be playing at the same time

>>11785999
It wasn't a shitpost, I genuinely wonder why they don't teleport away? Is it the stairs?

>>11785999
I used to think it was just Kronii's way of security. Kind of like having a bouncer at the door and there just so happened to be an Enderman for her right at her stairs
But now there's 4 of them

>>11785933
>>11785999
Endermans hardly spawn on snow, and her siling is high enough for them to spawn there. Endermans also try to go to the surface instead of roaming around and the closest one it seems to be her doorway.

>>11785999
Last I got into mob mechanics, Endermen vertical teleportation is limited upwards but "infinite" downwards.
My guess is they're spawning on the hill and around her tree farm with her entrance ending up as a funnel.

>>11786076
It probably is the same reason why there always appears to be one chilling in the one long mineshaft the EN server has that attacked Ina and Lamy last night, I know Ame has been attacked by Endermen along that route before.

>>11784109
I lost 10 pounds, but that was because I didn't eat for like 5 days due to the whole shadowban chat bug.
Kept the weight off so far though.

Last night I had the first wet dream of my life to a dream of having sex with a streamer that wasn't Kronii. How do I atone?

>>11785854
She wouldn't be able to show that due to the ToS of monetization given it's a member's only stream.
So Kronii playing minecraft after the watch along is a no go.

>>11786206
Who was the streamer, anon?

>>11785999
>"An enderman can spawn on any solid surface that has at least three empty spaces above at light level 7 or less. They are the only mob that spawns in all 3 dimensions"
Kronii needs better lighting inside the bunker

>>11785818
before i watch this, can you hear her poop

>>11786173
>I didn't eat for like 5 days due to the whole shadowban chat bug.
look I dont have the healthiest diet either but are you ogey?

>>11786206
Just say the streamer's name, pussy

>>11786206
masturbate only to Kronii for a week, and then don't masturbate until you have another wet dream.

Repeat until the wet dream is with Kronii

>>11786229
>>11786259
Kson, anons. I don't even watch her.

>>11786293
2D or 3D...

>>11786293
GET OUT

>>11786321
3D

>>11786293
>>11786333

>>11786293
>>11786333
Kinda based

>>11786293
>I don't even watch her
had the same but with mel

>>11786293
i wouldn't mind if she rode my cock desu

>>11786293
Well that's not that bad
>>11786333
I take it back

>>11786254
Youtube got the bug fixed, so yes, I'm eating regularly again
I might have eaten sooner, but the time I was going to eat, the scene from Hannibal where a guy gets his head cut open and part of his brain is cut out, cooked and fed to him was on, so I lost my appetite again

>>11786221
wrong thread anon, kek

Good evening, lads. I love this dumbass clock. Why doesn't she love me back? What's the secret, what am I doing wrong?

>>11786333
I can't remember the last time I fapped to anything 3D.

>>11786400
No, we're in the right thread globalist.

>>11786403
You need to abuse her more.

>>11786403
you need to be me

>>11786293
You think there's porn of her 2D form already?

>>11786459
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93558535
yes

>>11786403
We'll get there, in time

>>11786395
anon... you shouldnt stop eating just because of a youtube bug and I really shouldnt have to tell you this...
t. retard that sometimes doesnt eat until nearly passing out