/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11713038
at least open with an actual shitty superchat, where's the cry for attention?

>>11713038

>>11713600
no way this shit is real

>>11713038

>>11713776
my sides
why are ruskis like this

>>11713600
>>11713705
Oh shit, that guy. It's real https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3aoyWWEOfPT7aqLah3-NWA

So, reasons why Gura fears her fanbase the thread. Keep going.

>>11713600
He's very real.

>>11713600
Ah, I remember that one. I think I was watching live at the time.
Gura handled it well, she just said "I'm glad your feeling better" and didn't acknowledge the trans side at all.
Do you remember what stream it was?

>>11713776
Had he gone through with it, he would have been killed soon after by some other Russian fan.

>>11713038
whats wrong with that

>>11715035
I saw the exact same supa in mori's zatsudan yesterday. I think it's supposed to be ironic?..

>>11715106
it's a twitch copypasta

>>11713776
based

>>11716087
God, Ame was kind of gf at first, but what if She tried harder? Would it be similar to the charity event?

>>11716087
Do the JP bros post shit this unironically pathetic?
I have a parasocial relationship with a pretend anime girl too but I can keep it off the streams

>>11717803
>Do the JP bros post shit this unironically pathetic?
Yes, and much, much worse

>>11713600
Still can't believe Gura said YWBAW and got away with it

>>11713038
Is this really that bad? I don't have any issue with something like this seeing as how it's such a paltry amount. Some of my oshi's paypigs donate at least this much every single stream regardless of length.

>>11717914
I just don't get it
I might come on here to horny and sad post about my oshi but Idk what kind of mental illness you'd have to have to say anything more than "my life's rough but you make it better thanks"
What kind of response are they expecting?

>>11718007
Some people are just that broken by society anon.

>>11718007
They aren't expecting a certain kind of response, just "a" response. People that do that don't actually want to support the girl, they just want some kind of attention or validation. I think a lot of girls have stopped giving these kinds of superchats attention, especially on the EN side since the GURA MY DOG DIED meme gained significant traction.

>>11717998
I try to donate 10$ to my favorites not every stream, but if I like it which is more often than not.

>>11717803
There's one about Lamy but I'm too lazy to look for it

>>11718120
Actual psychic vampires
At least the chuubas are getting paid for it I guess

>>11716087
If you look at how teamates actually look like, recent expo photos for example, it becomes clearer.

>>11718120
Good. Trauma dumping is really the worst kind of superchat someone can do, I'm glad the dog dying joke got popular so we don't have to see this shit so often

>>11718120
Imagine thinking somebody who makes like half or at least a third of US median household income monthly needs or cares for your "support". This is why numbers threads deserve to live, by the way. To center you.

Gura my dick died can I bury it in your cunny?

Not a superchat and it was on Twitch, but it's funny to see nips do it

>>11715008
Maybe the low amount for five hours of entertainment? Nothing really wrong with it though

>>11718702
He's a regular and it's just a joke. The least you could do if you are superchatting is to neg her with it, and he did it right.

>>11718741
Girls usually get off on light bullying anyhow

>>11718837
Exactly.

>>11718698
This is more like a matter of fact statement than a miserable tangent though. If I was a streamer and I saw a comment like that I would probably acknowledge it with "I'm sorry to hear that, hope it goes well".

>>11718698
>>11718871
Every second Watame's SC is similar to that one "DOG DIED MOM DIED GETTING EVICTED WIFE DIVORCED CHILD TERMINALLY SICK"

>>11719013
Watame's kind of established her stream is the place for that though. There's a lot of back and forth between her and her viewers with that kind of stuff. I think the worst I've ever heard in a superchat for my oshi was something like "work/school has been tough, can I get a 'do your best' to make it through the week?".

>>11716087
Ffs man its been a year and im seeing my old drunk cringe in every SC thread, cmon guys. I was drunk and meant it as a joke in some ame stream last year

>>11720213
Send her another supa apologizing anon

>Supachat thread is dead
Either too many poorfags or none of you actually watch streams.

>>11714129
Monster hunter. Not sure which one, but definitly not the first one or the collab.

>>11720333
Stuff gets repeated although this one >>11713490
about from Kronii is brand new.
There was also the one from Gura's about wanting to see her at the expo and "get to know her on a deeper level" or something like that.

>>11713490
>lost forever
>fond memories
>it hurts
Jesus calm down, she's just a Youtuber. She will never know or care that you exist.

>>11716087
>tfw this schizo has dated and I haven't had one even though I'm approaching my 40s

>>11720333
>Supachat thread is dead
Deranged superchats are actually really fucking rare. That's why these threads always recycle the same handful of SCs that everybody's already seen before and then fizzle out. Not enough new material.

>>11722074
How do you cope with life? Asking for myself in a few years

>>11722074
>>11722194
So? Have you tried accepting yourself for who you are, instead of chasing an image of someone who clearly isn't you? Dating and breeding may not be for you. You might be a genetic mule, someone who's sexually unappealing to anyone on this planet. There's a reason why we have natural selection, not everyone should have offspring.
However, you might have other perks, such as being a hard worker, or a good learner. Use those, for example, to benefit the society, or attain wealth.

>>11720213
>H-Ha ha just kidding...unless you know...
Uhuh

>>11722216
And then people wonder why people snap when faggots tell you shit like this.

>>11722216
Remember kids, messages like these are just betas trying to mislead you to get their cut of the pie. If someone with looks like Jean Paul Sartre could get a smoking wife like Beauvoir, looks aren't all that important. Having shit for brains is incurable though.

Did anyone get the cringe one from Gura's stream last night?

More like superchad.

>>11722074
Im the dude who made the SC, if i can do it with steller pickuplines like that you got a chance anpn

>>11722398
>>11722490
I meant no offence but you act like I killed your mom. You should really reconsider your position in life and learn to cope with the situation you're in, it'll save you pain in the future, and save others from having to deal with your bitterness.

>>11717925
Timestamp?

>>11716087
Jesus, did she read any of these on stream?

>>11727431
No. She called it and chat cringe for reacting to it though.

>>11716412
Probably if you also count that her gfe also a charity for you

>>11724181
>anon have you considered accepting that you're genetic trash who doesn't deserve to ever have love
>maybe you have some economic value for your betters that will make your otherwise worthless life mean something
>wtf why are you offended I'm helping you
Fucking really dude?

>>11731825
>can't get pussy means life is worthless
reconsider your life choices

>>11714129
You remember very well since you care enough to bend history and say she handled it well. She did not and got grilled ruthlessly by chat immediately after and started to panic.

Mumei superchat

>>11732194
>bro my life is awesome look at my epic funko pop collection who needs a human connection
kek

>>11732569
You’re a loser like the rest of us here, faggot. Accept it.

>>11732569
There you go, bud, here's a reason why you can't develop any human connection.

>>11732769
I am not one of the people complaining about no gf. There are deformed retards showing off their similarly deformed retard babies with their deformed retard spouses on social media right now, and you are here telling random people they should give up because they don't deserve it. Drooling quasimodo who can't wipe it's own ass: passes the bar for being a worthwhile contributor to the human gene pool. Random anon you know nearly nothing about: doesn't quite pass, should stop trying. Do you see why someone would get offended by that?
>>11732708
When did I imply I was better than anyone here?

>>11714723
I'm pretty sure that was the plan.

Posting my new favorite schizo

>>11713776
Holy based

>>11718007
Emotionally weak men who've found something to spend their money on and think they're actually appreciated by the opposite sex they give their money to. Unironic incels who take the money=laid meme seriously, schizo enough to think theres anything more than a 0% chance of fucking them, and think a moment of honest confession (which is actually just pathetic, selfish simpery) for any price will be given a single thought when these hoes make hundreds of thousands a year.

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>>11732291
>She did not and got grilled ruthlessly by chat immediately after and started to panic.
That isn't what happened at all either retard. She said bullying sucks especially when you're a child and didn't acknowledge the tranny shit at all. Meanwhile her chat was mostly shitting on the SCer for trying to make Gura touch on political shit.

>>11732310
Psychosimp ftw

>>11734393
If I was a streamer, these are the supa messages I would wish to get.

>>11732291
You will never be a woman.

Fauna's stream right now

>>11739550
>uuuuuuu
>Maybe cut off your arms next time so I won't have to read something so pathetic.
>gg ez

>>11734393
I kneel

>>11740536
yami fauna sounds epic

>>11722074
Honest advice, go below your standard to get some relationship experience and to learn how to deal with women

And by below standard I mean disabled, disfigured whales if you have to. You're dating them for experience not to spend the rest of your days with them which is a fucking Disney tier fantasy anyway. You gotta go through a couple of practice relationships to know what you want and who you are first

>>11713776
Kek

>>11741710
Why would you even force ourselves to date someone who isn't in any way appealing to you?

>>11741710
Nah its too late for me. 2D is enough I've made my peace with that.

>>11742020
>>11742033
Do yourself a favour and watch this:

https://youtu.be/5kL2afMZ9SQ

Same goes for everyone in this thread really.

>>11739550
Jesus

>>11734053
NTA but i kinda understand.his point.
Im almost 30 y/o and i gave up fw years ago. It's simpler this wat.
And im not even a ugly loser. I got diploma in IT, had bunch of friends and even 4/10 GF for few years. But it all went to shit and it's hard to find new friends when you have literaly no starting point.

>>11734053
NTA but i kinda understand.his point.
Im almost 30 y/o and i gave up few years ago. It's easier that way.
And I'm not even an ugly loser. I got a diploma in IT, had a bunch of friends and even 7/10 GF for a few years. But it all went to shit and it's hard to find new friends/potencial girls when you have literally no starting point, no stable job.

>>11742376
I know this is fake but I'm gonna pretend it's real

>>11742398
At least you're just a failed normie. I was NEET for 15 years and lost contact with my friends as soon as I left High School

>>11723475
Truly based.

>>11719013
Watamates are all schizos and watame is their therapist

>>11720213
You are the reason she tone down her gfe anon. Take responsibility

>>11720213
Kek, and you try to defend yourself every time like that deadbeat that sent Mori an entire essay on how much he loves her.

>>11713776

>>11732310
lol

Poorfag here, what's the upper limit for a superchat cost?

>>11743520
500USD

>>11742489
Im far away from normie, all those friends were from uni. And it didn't took longer than year after uni ended to lost all contacts. I didn't hang out with anyone in 4 years.
Also never had close friend, at this point i don't even know how that's works.

>>11739550
FAUNA, I'M A SCHIZO AND CUT MYSELF, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11742774
Based

>>11743651
Based, where is it from?

>>11713490
he's not wrong. stupid normies think we wouldn't watch a 6 hour mining stream with mic off, but we actually would.

>>11714723
it's fans like these who keep vtubing alive for all of us to enjoy.

>>11742694
Unlike that freak dude who made an essay trying to justify it i know what i did was wrong, it was fucking creepy and im ashamed. i just got too wasted with buddys and thought itd be funny to my old oishi. I was in a comitted relationship back then too so idk why i thought throwing away perfectly good money for stalker tier SCs would be funny.

This image actually hurts me man, on a deep level and its pathetic

>>11720333
>thinks he's hotshit cause he simps to whores that have no udea who he is

>>11742020
Because it's about the experience and knowing what to do when and if you meet a better woman

What if you magically stumble into a relationship with a woman you find attractive only to shit it up because it's your first, most people go through several relationships until they're mature enough to settle with someone

Besides who knows maybe you'll fall in love with the ugly duckling and realize relationships are more than just sharing interests or attraction

>>11742398
My cousin was in his early 40s when he had his first kid, it may seem like it's over for you but as long as you're not shooting blanks I assure you it's not

I only recall that one dude calling Calli a fat cow that was epic, don't know if it was a SC

>>11749186
>My cousin was in his early 40s when he had his first kid,

> Forcing your child to have autism
>(You)

>>11716087
Do the homos get any SCs like this? I can't recall ever seeing any even though I'm sure they have some gachis. I know Astel had some schizos in his maro after he interacted with Ame, but no long proclamations of love like this.

>>11722216
Who said anything about having kids? It would actually be best for natural selection for him to pair off with an equally genetically undesirable woman and grow old together without ever having kids. Instead, in real life, the genetically undesirable women get knocked up by niggers and become single mothers to goblina offspring.

>>11713600
Why do people think Gura is some sort of counselor for bullying issues?

>>11750176
Kanae gets love confessions and marriage proposals every day apparently, but not in the "I'll kill myself because I'm not good for you" way

>>11751214
I'm not reading that

>>11732923
>first super
>adverse life event
>birthday
What other cliches could you load into this superchat?

>>11732291
She handled it fine you fucking retard, see >>11738467

>>11753649
Neither did Coco

>>11740536
Fallenshadow is that you?

>>11713776
This belongs in a YLYL thread holy fuck my sides

>>11751214
Actually it's long, but it isn't particularly schizo or demanding or possessive. It's honestly kind of sweet, as far as yabai SCs go

>>11763416
It's one specific dude who made it his gimmick to hit the character limit just for the sake of hitting it. It's not insincere but it's also kind of an inside joke for her and her regulars and he's aware that he's rambling. He also later posted this one in her free chat.

>>11713776
based slav

>>11713776
Imagine being this doods lawyer.

>>11749754
>he
Not a problem.
The real problem is this bullshit about muh most people go througs several relationships blah blah. It's a speedway to divorce land and nothing more.

>>11750606
It's pretty obvious she got bullied herself, but really not obvious how, if ever, she overcame that. I would bet on she did not.

>>11742223
If only the social situation in 2021 was exactly the same as in 1953, right?

>>11747619
Ok SEAnig

>>11742774
>Kfp

>>11750176
Roberu gets some when talks about his underwear

>>11713600
Does this guy still show up in Gura's streams?

>>11713933
>>11713600
>>11713705
>>11772771
La Creatura de las Americas...