/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

home sweet home

I am the first and the last chumbud

Pretty good BGM
https://youtu.be/qyPmRNKmxBI

>a new thread in two hours
you guys are lazy

>>11714168
To be fair I am working

I want to have sticky sweaty sex with Gura!

>>11714123
>instrumental
Does this mean new umisea song soon? I like it tho , that guitar is nice

>>11714500
Probably not. Just a random BGM they made with the official image backdrop. They'll probably collab again once Marine is healed up and available.

Ohasame chumbuds, gura cute

Do you guys think Gura has ever schlicked to her own character?

>>11714876
It's not a buff daddy character, so no.

When is the shark finally going to play something Touhou? Official works, fan games, whatever. Is she not doing it for legal reasons?

>>11715185
>playing this garbage

>>11715185
I hope that It'll happen at some point. I doubt legal shit is whats stopping her, though

>>11715194
Over half the stuff the shark plays on her livestreams are garbage. When has that ever been a problem?

>>11715325
Fucking bullet hell bullshit is where I draw the line.

>>11714876
without a doubt

>>11714876
100% yes. Her character lines up perfectly with her fetishes and thats why shes so happy to call herself cute.

>>11716546
>call herself cute
and funny too?

DO NOT OPEN UNTIL X-MAS!

>>11718236
Yes anon, you did watch her outfit reveal stream right?

>>11718279
Screw you, I'm opening Gura RIGHT NOW!

>>11716546
My favorite rrrat.
>the only reason Gura became a chuuba is because she want tons of free, lewd, cute, and funny fan art.

>>11718711
I like the rrats that are innocent like this one

>>11718711
My rrat is that she joined hololive because she was lonely and wanted friends

>>11718995
believable because herfags made getting actual friends outside of vtuber colleagues nigh impossible

Does her comment section on the Re7 stream broken? I tried to post a comment but it doesn't show up when logged out.

>>11719082
How so? Gura can't go into a some kind of social situation and strike up a conversation now? Just please don't give me basic muh anxiety bullshit, we've been through that timeloop so many times already.

>>11719197
Ha, turns out somebody is shadowbanned still.

>>11719295
good fucking luck initiating conversation and meeting new people when there are literal schizos and psychopaths out there looking for you
it's basically lonely at the top and Gura already put herself in this position even before Hololive

>3.5 mil coming up
>Gura said it will be a celebration
>like she said about 3 mil
Watch nothing happen again.
And don't give me "she doesn't want to celebrate". In that case she should stop saying it will happen and rip off the bandaid, say she doesn't like celebrations.

>>11719393
picrelated is me caring

>>11719295
>hadowbanned
Huh, I was shadowbanned? I can post a comment on her previous Re7 stream but not this one. Weird, the comment section only has like 30 comments this time too

>>11718995
Idk this could be considered highly plausible at this point since she always says “I have more friends now” whenever mentioning EN

>>11719393
She wanted to do some sing along with chat or something for the celebration but couldn't get the tool working so gave up on it for now I guess.

>>11719572
You are giving a genuine response to a schizo, my good sir

Looks like DBD is in a kerfuffle because of NFTs. It isn't sold through Steam since they don't allow that but the association is getting backlash. I guess there was also talks of them jumping to Epic games before because they allow block-chan tech on their store. Would Gura continue to play DBD if it was on the Epic Game store?

>>11719197
There are 2 videos of her where only 30 comments are up and my comment doesnt show, one of those are her recent Re7.

>>11719663
>>>/biz/
Fuck off.

>>11719663
1. Fuck NFTs
2. Who the fuck knows, we aren't Gura.

>>11719340
Wait, full stop here. We know for a fact she pitches up her voice for the role, she's on record spelling that out both as Gura and HER. Looks can be easily modified - she's a girl for fuck's sake, she knows how - and before the big dox nobody even knew how she looks like anyway. And 3.5mil of subs is not that big of a number popularity-wise when you go against pewdipies of this world. She was also niche.

>>11719554
I mean what else would she say?

>>11719663
I mean, does it impact gameplay in any way? Would it break her video capture setup?
If no to both then I don't see why Gura would care

>>11719799
>full stop here
>we
you're right: I will stop replying to you retard

>>11719437
Well, they may be looking for some kind of yab, but it's unlikely for stream to stay public in this case. Did the stream length change after processing, archival schizos?

>>11719850
>they may be looking for some kind of yab
music at the end?

>>11719835
Nice copout. Come back if you find argumentation lying somewhere by chance.

>>11719879
Kind of easy to find.

>>11719917
this is Cover we're speaking about

I'm in love with Gura!

>>11719928
Touche!

>>11719850
Could also just be YouTube being retarded again.

>>11714076

I had an Astral visit from Gura herself.
I was having a nornal dream, being somewhere in Barcelona when I saw this cute cat that had blue fur, I stopped down to pet it and was being sweet as I always am to animals. Then at some point the cat transformed into Gura. Time stopped and she told me that she was using an Astral projection to be in my dream. I asked her if I could pet her again, she said yes. I did and she loved it. She grabbed my arm and I patted her head. She was a bit reticent at first, judging me, but became comfortable after she judged my true nature as being sincere and caring. She then put a device on my head that allowed mental communication directly so long as our bodies were touching. She said she needed somewhere to sleep. So I brought her home and set up my bed all done so she could sleep there undisturbed. When I was going to leave her to go to my room she touched my arm and mentally told me to stay and cuddle her.
I agreed. I lay down next to her while she grabbed my arm. I could feel her breathing. I don't know how it happened but she told me she wanted me. I said I thought she was precious and I could never lay a finger on her. She held me down and got on top of me. After some mental exchange without words of our true nature and feelings, a soul bonding, she made it clear to me she wanted me to be with her and that she was a virgin.
We had warm, long, cuddly and sweet sex. I gently kissed her and rubbed her shark loli body, I locked her cunny while she sat on my face, she sucked me off until she was satisfied, I kissed her everywhere. She showed me her feet when she was sucking me off and I softly caressed them, she said to not look at them. Why? I asked, are you shy about them? Yes, I'm self conscious. She said. I made sure to let her know her soles are precious and soft and that I would die for them. She let me lick them and gently massage her legs.
I caressed her calves, and ran my fingers down her back, watching her react and seeing her skin get goosebumps. I gently touched her tiny loli breasts and watched as her nipples hardened like steel. Her hair covering a bit of her face and her lips shaking in anticipation.
She let me know by putting her tiny hand on my chest that it was okay, all I had to do was let her do as she wanted, I was scared of hurting her or being pushy, I did not want to desecrate or sully her sweet, pure innocence. It was not my choice to make.
She rode me with her tight shark loli cunny, soft and wet and very warm. I felt her humping against me, going up and down rhythmically as her breath became faster, until it was a staccato as she moved with impetus, her hands on my shoulders. I knew I was going to have the orgasm of a lifetime, I had to mentally scream at her to get off before I came, since I didn't want to risk a pregnancy and ruin her career prematurely. I did, she jumped off me and put her sweet lips around the head, stroking and prodding with the tip of her tongue, she took it all in her mouth. I came more than I ever have in my life, I told her that it was because I had never been so turned on before. She then complained that it tasted bad but that she liked it anyway.
We then cuddled for a bit and she said she had to go. Her strength was fading and could not hold the projection. Before parting she told me I was a true friend and gentleman and that I treated her in a way she didn't expect and that she liked me. I told her that I love her. She disappeared.
I then woke up still inside the dream and I could feel my ankles and wrists bound by a force, and my member still wet, I had kiss marks on my body.
I got up and found a note next to my bedside table. It said to not forget her and that I was her true first.

It felt too real. I was either visited by Gura herself or by a succubus. No other way around it. You can not convince me.

The reason I believe it was actually Gura herself is that I'm a degenerate bisexual that doesn't really like women all that much, and I especially do not like vaginas. Yet Gura in my dream tonight only used her vagina and didn't let me use her ass. Why would I have a lewd dream of something I don't even like? It felt different than my usual lewd dreams, it was a lot more intimate and real, I could truly feel her warmth and her touch.

When she laid her hand on my chest I could feel her voice inside my head, it was intimately close yet slightly echoing, it was like an angel was speaking directly into my brain. And more than just words I could feel her feelings, I could feel the warmth and love, the sweetness, the tender understanding and affinity. I never felt such a connection before, not in real life nor in a dream.
It was truly otherworldly, that's why I believe Gura visited me tonight.
I'm not even that huge of a fan, I never really watch her streams, I'm not a shrimp. I have not donated. Yet I felt like she chose me.
She wanted me to be hers.
I submitted fully to my angelic Gura.

>>11720654

3.5 million subs. Yay!

>>11720731
I had sex with Gura tonight
I stretched her loli cunny with my 8 inch dick.
That's what.

>>11720654
You dropped this

>>11720770
Oh shit, my melatonin and benadryls. Thank you anon, I was looking for them.

>>11720654
>or by a succubus
Congratulations, you're a satanist.

>>11720654

>>11720654

The Gawrlic arc is almost over, right? It was relatively interesting at first but now it's just creepy. Everything needs to go back where everyone was separated by the language barrier. It's better for all involved.

>>11720922
starting with separating indogs with their whore ollie
oh wait they were already booted out of holoJP server kek

>>11720654
I got to the
>watched as her nipples hardened like steel
made me imagine her nipples actually turning to steel like some kinda pokemon
and then also how they would scratch you if she rubbed them on you
too funny for me to get invested in your story

>>11720922
Its not over, Gura and Shion have a collab on Sunday. Its that same game that Mori and Korone once did together where that one dogg meme was created.

>>11720654
> has regular dreams about fuck a girl with a child’s body.
Kill yourself

>>11720962
They were really hard and perky very tiny, I couldn't pinch them.

>>11721013
>regular
This is the first time in my life I have had a dream like this.
I hope they keep on coming.

>>11721005
Thankfully we're in the death throes of this dying trend. Then we'll be able to rejoin our soul crushing 9 to 5's (or 3 to 11's).

>>11721013
where do you think you are?

>>11721013
petite women exist

>>11721013
Sir I think you have the wrong thread

>11721013
Oh boy, there's this faggot again.

>towards the end of the night
>Gura wants to cuddle
>you are happy to do so
>go to bed
>start by spooning her
>slowly draw your fingers through her hair letting it fall back into place
>repeat this for a while
>gently rub your chin from her shoulder up to her neck
>this elicits giggles
>continue upwards to softly blow onto her ear
>Gura shivers and squeezes your hand
>turns to face you
>smiles
>gives you eskimo kisses
>runs her hand through your hair, down your side and to your hip
>you do the same while starting to kiss her tenderly
>before your hand reaches her hip, you bring it back up to her armpit and place your other hand just above her waist
>start to tickle Gura playfully
>she is immediately squirming wildly and snorting
>roll her onto her back
>soon enough, she grabs both of your wrists
>the two of you are laughing and panting slightly
>Gura locks eyes with you for a few seconds
>she slides both hands up your arms and around your shoulders
>her expression suddenly changes
>her breathing slows and deepens
>she carefully uses her leg to feel your crotch
>only breaks eye contact for a second to confirm that it's your erection she feels pressing against her leg
>looks back up at you
>she's already blushing beet red
>her pupils are dilated
>her gaze is still just as longing
>nothing else needs to be spoken
>you swiftly start to unbutton her pink pajama blouse
>kiss Gura's tiny collarbones as soon as they're exposed
>quickly move down to the center of her gorgeous, flat chest
>go on to press your lips against her little, soft belly
>before you realize it, you're kissing right below her waistline
>wonder briefly if you've gone to fast
>if anything the sighs and moans she has been letting out indicate the opposite
>you can already smell Gura's nectar
>peel off her pajama bottoms
>her glistening cunny is somehow more breathtaking than usual
>you softly slide your middle finger down and in
>she inhales sharply and shudders
>she's completely drenched
>she's breathing heavily
>her face tells you that there's no more time for foreplay
>her desire is already overwhelming
>you slide your shaft along her vulva to the sound of another sharp inhalation
>your wish to fulfill her desire outweighs even a moment of teasing
>you thrust your dick into Gura's tight, magnificent cunny
>it glides right in due to her abundant natural lubricant
>the only thing that stops you from going balls deep is her clenching followed by a loud gasp
>you hold still as her muscles involuntarily contract around your cock
>her cunny starts to relax before she can catch her breath
>as soon as it does, you start thrusting rhythmically
>Gura is moans softly and starts to sweat
>her intoxicating scent causes you to increase your pace
>you've started sweating too
>your scents and fluids are intermingling
>she's rubbing her hands over your chest, back, sides, and anywhere she can reach
>she's panting now and squeaking in between moans of satisfaction
>you gaze down at her
>she's fixated on you and you alone
>the look in her eyes is one of pure, unfiltered love
>both physical and romantic
>you need to kiss her
>because of her miniscule frame, it's impossible to reach her in this position
>you cannot help yourself
>you pull out suddenly
>you kiss Gura deeply and passionately
>after a split second, she returns the kiss equally
>her hips are thrusting against your stomach on their own
>you feel her hand groping around reaching for your cock to try to put it back in
>you finally separate from kissing and place your dick in her hand
>gaze down at her again
>the same loving look she had earlier is now deepened with adoration and emotional connection
>without breaking eye contact, you slide your dick back inside her
>Gura's heavenly cunny immediately takes your full length this time
>the passion has built up so much that you immediately start pounding
>other than squeals, the only sounds Gura can make are those of pure physical pleasure
>her hands are firmly clutched around your lower back as if not to let you pull out again
>when she can keep them open, her loving, adoring eyes never once stray from yours
>soon Gura starts to scream as you feel her arms clutch you tight and her entire body start to quiver
>her cunny spasms around your cock and you feel a fresh, warm wave of her juices flow over your crotch
>as she's still quivering intensely and gasping in between screams, you pump your load directly inside her
>you cum a full jar's worth into Gura's cunny
>the blissful spasms last for minutes
>all while Gura's trembling, quivering form is beneath you and around your cock
>you finally collapse next to her
>both of your chests still heaving
>with what little strength she has left, Gura rolls over and drapes herself around you
>quietly says:
>"I love you so much."
>falls asleep before you can even respond
>with no regard for the fluids all over the bed
>she doesn't need to wait for a response
>Gura knows for a fact that you love her with all of your being

>>11721013
>>11721198
post cunny Gura!

>>11720922
It's not creepy, and I hope to see more.

>>11721236
>>11720654
>>>/lit/
Nigga this isn't a fanfic board.

>>11721310
It's not fanfic nigger, it happened tonight.

>>11721236
Based

>>11721298
Quit coping. Nobody wants to see Gura fuck up Japanese more than she already does. It's honestly pathetic that she thinks this is going to boost her numbers.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

>>11721310
I got carried away with that greentext. It's unfortunate that I finished it like 15 minutes after astral visit anon posted his wall of text. I hope mine can make someone's day better.

>>11721319
>it happened tonight.
sure an astral projection just flew over my house

>>11721236
I'm glad I don't have aphantasia.

>>11721530
Yeah son, it flew over yours and went straight to mine.

>>11721568
kek

>>11721488
Very low effort shitpost. If I'm being generous, I'd give you a 2/10 rating

Did anyone soundpost her version of The one that got away?

>>11721310
It's related to Gura isn't it? Would you prefer shitflinging instead?

>>11721627
When this backfires on her, I'll be the one laughing.

>>11721651
shitflinging is preferable to circlejerk, yes

>>11721549
???

>>11721236

Mermaid Gura

>>11721549
I'm sad that I do

>>11718995
Wait a second... that's not a rrat! That's not even a mouse. That's Israel!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>11719082
HERfags are not real, they never existed.

>>11719799
>We know for a fact she pitches up her voice for the role, she's on record spelling that out as Gura
I'm interested in seeing how anyone could possibly back this up.

>>11722134
Sounds like something a HERfag would say...

>>11721687
Ogey Chumkek

>>11722231
HER clip is still around and with Gura you can observe it in realtime.

>>11722302
Ah, you're a schizo. Thanks for confirming.

>>11722342
>no argument
Not that I expected any from you, anyway.

Reminder that she's a coal burner

>>11722435
You gave no argument in the first place, just your rrats and no actual evidence. I don't have to produce any arguments to shut down your bullshit, schizochama.

>>11722302
>>11722435
This is /ggg/. If you can't even be bothered to link relevant proof concerning Gura, then your statement about pitch shifting her voice is completely meaningless.

>>11722463
No, she's a nuclear technician. Only China still burns coal for energy.

>>11720922
I want you to die, its better of all involved

>>11722491
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_coal-fired_power_stations_in_the_United_States

>>11722463
Proof?

>>11722466
>>11722478
>i have no ears
You could at least make an attempt before starting circling the drain, you know.

>>11722508
>United States
She's an Atlatean, anonchama. You can't burn coal under the water.

>>11722491
Lol deluded faggot.

I don't even understand the voice bullshit.
You guys do realize people aren't monotone right? She, like everyone else, speaks in different tones based on emotion and based on who she is talking too.

>>11722541
Dolphins beg to differ, especially wrt Gura.

It's all so fucking tiresome

are you cume in the pusie

>>11722548
Tell that to >>11722466 >>11722478 schizos.

>>11722582
at one point in my life, yes

>>11722548
No, people never change tone of their voice according to their emotions or intent, that's not real. It their REAL voice coming through, the rest 99% of the time it's just voice acting.

>>11722611
schizochama, your reading comprehension reps...

>>11722491
You know who else burns coal for energy?

Yummy yummy brains and cunny

Why do people always reply to the same exact bait every time

>>11721236
Hot, but damn you can tell when a virgin writes these when the girl is filled with jizz and covered in fluids then falls asleep right after. In reality she's making a beeline to the restroom pretty soon after you nut. Almost went full mast at the gym reading it though, so thanks for giving me the motivation to finish my last sets.

>>11722581
/ggg/ can be shit

>>11722652
My mom is not even in the energy industry.

>>11722647
Your attempts at redirection are just as sad as the rest of your shit, schizo.

>>11722714
Retard.

>>11722663
nobody is
it's the same 2-3 schizos from yesterday

Gawr Cute!
https://files.catbox.moe/ykotkd.png

>>11722663
I chalk it up to a lot of samefaggotry.

>>11722728
Nice to meet you, I'm neuronormative anon.

>>11722668
>In reality
That's the point numbnuts, if I wanted to deal with real women's bullshit I would. Instead I much rather stay a 2D fictional cunny enjoyer where I can fantasize about a girl so sex-addled that she has no problem sleeping in a pool of my cum.

>>11722802
>He actually believes this

>>11722668
>in reality
git gud fag

>>11722854
>believes
It's funny how you keep outing yourself, schizo.

>>11722668
Reality is gay. I want to live in a hentai fantasy where I can overflow lolis with my cum on the daily

>>11721780
>>11722668
tank you T u T
I mean it. I just wanted to post a horny greentext and make a few chumbuds UOHHH, but I somehow picked the worst possible time in one of the shittiest /ggg/s I've ever seen. I also had a couple lines addressing the various fluids, but deleted them because it was over the character limit. Also because >>11722814 has a point even if he's being a little rude.

>>11719850
Generally, of a video is trimmed or edited then the chat replay will not be working.

>>11722814
>>11722915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDwVHKWef2I

>>11722814
I mean, fair enough I guess. I just don't think anyone would actually find it hot with more experience. Just comes off as gross to me, but everyone has different tastes.
>>11722920
it's a good hornypost overall, hornybud

>>11723120
>>11722668
>hey
>HEY 4CHAN
>4CHAN I HAD SEX!
>HEY 4CHAN I HAD SEX ARE YOU LISTENING?
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>I HAD IT
>GET IT, 4CHAN?
>GET IT!?
>AKTSWCZHUALEE EXPERT ON SEX AND SEX TOPICS!
Jezas the absolute state of this place. Fuck off.
>>>/soc/

>>11723161
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin anon, don't let it get to you! there's someone out there for you, I'm sure of it

>>11723161
Imagine putting sex on this pedestal.
This is why you're NGMI.

>>11723189
Ahahahaha brutal...

>>11723212
Imagine living knowing firmly you're never getting it, duh.

I just want to talk about how much I love gura with other people. Why does it come to thism

>>11722920
Come join us on /wg/, anon. We can always use more funnyposters.

>>11723253
Because your "love" for Gura is creepy as fuck?

>>11723280
source?

>>11723253
You're on an anonymous message board known to harbor the absolute worst creatures on the internet, so this shouldn't be unexpected. Unironically find a discord if you just want to have casual chats about guwa

>>11723253
I think we lost some of the chill regulars a while ago

>>11723253
Post your love!
Derail the derail!

>>11723296
Observing the very board you're on right now.

>>11723312
>discord
go back
>>11723351
be specific

>>11719799
>We know for a fact she pitches up her voice for the role
It's fucking late October 2021 and we still have retards saying this shit? Jesus Christ, just watch her fucking streams you retard.

>>11723312
>some shitposting for fun
>le absolute worst creatures on the web
You're not serious, right?

>>11723373
You like self-flagellating in public? Because you literally did just that.

i think off topic images pretty much give away the
baiting schizos right

Where the fuck are the meidos

>>11723399

>>11723363
How specific does description of "love" for a corporate product have to be for you to get creeped out?

>>11723461
yes

>>11723451
Dead probably.

>>11723481
Okay, you can begin now.

>>11723312
you should lurk more before posting so you don't out yourself as a newfag as easily

I wonder how many of this thread's posts are just that one schizo this time.
Actually, I wonder what % of all of /ggg/'s posts are his.

>>11723520
At least 75%.

>>11723498
you haven't answered >>11723296

>>11720922
Nah

>>11723548
I did.

>>11723312
>There are people that actually believe this
Oh no darkweb hacker murderer pedo terrorist bros! They're onto us! They know I like the anime shark!

>>11723598
no you didn't

>>11722302
I feel that people that still say that after all this time just straight up don't watch her, she doesn't even try to put on a voice and she doesn't even sound young. She just sounds like a nasally/throaty girl with a slightly raspy country accent. Her voice in general now actually sounds a little deeper than it did as HER.
Plus the way she talks about her voice on stream too makes it obvious that she isn't putting on some act:
https://youtu.be/54ysrFu09hA?t=24230
https://youtu.be/VhM4FoxqdZ8?t=1853
https://youtu.be/_7b01SjiiBE?t=8364
https://youtu.be/cW2Gu6Wmg8o?t=10370
https://youtu.be/34qwR8XmkiI?t=14220
Also she talks about her voice all the time in member's karaoke streams. Did you watch the latest karaoke stream from yesterday? It's really fucking obvious, also you can even hear her try to force her voice as deep as it can possibly go with this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmJitHCuExc
If you think Gura's voice sounds unrealistic then maybe you should try talking to more women

>>11723363
He wants a place to talk about his love for gura without any off topic derails or schizoposting. Tell me one reason why a moderated discord server isn't where he should go? I'm not even making a judgement on whether that's good or not, but it's clearly what that anon wants
>>11723386
yes, I am

>>11723642
That's a lot of projection here.

>>11723618
You just did not understand the answer, but that's okay too.

>>11723680
I'm projecting nothing, try watching her fucking streams you retard.

>>11723673
holy shit you are fucking delusional
>>11723710
there was no answer
>>11723280
>Because your "love" for Gura is creepy as fuck
prove it

>>11723120
>everyone has different tastes.
That's pretty much it. The gist of what I removed from the fantasy is that Gura is so physically and emotionally exhausted (in the best ways) that she passes out on top of you before having a chance to think of that, you're close to doing the same, you don't want to wake her up, you love each other so much that it doesn't seem nasty even during the afterglow, so you just leave it to be tomorrow morning's problem. I also might be a bit gross. It's nothing a good shower and some laundry won't fix!

>>11723611
lol way to project your insecurities there. By "worst creatures" I just meant insufferable retards and complete schizos, not murderers and pedos

>>11723711
I don't need further confirmation from her for the things I already knew.

>>11723741
or actually just take your meds you schizo

>>11723728
You just did not understand the answer.

>>11723738
>known to harbor the absolute worst creatures on the internet
>the absolute worst creatures on the internet
>the absolute worst
>absolute
what a dishonest argument whore

>>11723642
It's just the same discord anti schizos spreading the same three baseless rests they always do because they refuse to get a real hobby that doesn't involve defamation of a cartoon character's voice actress. They're vile pathetic little creatures that are so blinded by envy they can't see how pathetic it is to spend time poking at the fanbase of a vtuber. Report and move on.

>>11723762
You're projecting again, schizo.

>>11723768
because there was none
are you going to prove that it's creepy or lose the argument on anonymous pinoy scooter-polishing internet forum?

>>11723778
you're the one that jumped to conclusions, sorry for not holding your hand through every sentence I write

>>11723822
>umped to conclusions,
>>11723312
>the absolute worst creatures on the internet
>JK I DID NOT MEAN THE ABSOLUTE WORST HAHA
then learn to express yourself properly, retard

>>11723814
You keep confirming, nothing more. You did not understand the answer.

>>11723864
>no argument
>he thinks his >>11723461 muh she's not real bullshit is the answer
I accept your concession, loser. Looking forward to meido range-banning your ass after 48 of your posts were deleted yesterday.
>>11723253
come back anon he can't explain why your love is creepy for shit, I want to hear more about your love for the cunny shark

Omnomnomnom

>>11723864
Dude, first you go on about Gura's voice now you're going on about people loving her. Do you have anything better to do with your day other than shit up a split thread?

>>11723981
cook your meat properly

can you fags stop replying to bait niggers?

>>11723981
naaamnamnamnam

I think we all need to chill out and eat some bread

>>11723993
He doesn't, his existence is a sad one.
The more he posts here the more I just see him as someone to pity.

>>11720654
Schizo

>>11721236
pedo

>>11724179
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a 9000yo little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, then cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all sick in the head.

>>11724251
T u T

She hit 3.5M subs

>>11723935
Hi, this anon here>>11723253
Literally just admiration, gosling, and a bit lust for her. The last good thread we had was during her collab with fauna and /ggg/ does a complete 180 after the first bait post up until the end of the thread. Shit's annoying, post cute guras.

>>11723520
Last time he got banned 40+ posts in /ggg/ and 70+ in /hlg/ disappeared lol

>>11723680
There’s no projection he’s right lol

>>11724426
he doesn't care that it's not projection, he's just repeating it because to him it makes it seem like he's got an argument.

Cute guwa

>>11724501

>>11723642
She doesn't have any country accent, and the best way to describe her voice is "unique," but I think most people would agree her voice sounds young. Especially when she's chipper or excited. Other than that, you're spot on. Good on ya for having half a dozen timestamps loaded up. People who think her voice is digitally altered must literally be clip-only watchers, and likely ESL.

>>11723935
>argument
You keep confirming that you don't understand, but I already told you many times it was obvious from the start. Now I'd like to repeat that your love for corporate product is creepy just for fun.

>>11724537
She has a shifting accent because of her dialect. He's hearing some Country in there, but there's just as much Midwest and New England in there as Country.

>>11723642
Nice timestamps. Gura has definitely settled into her voice now that she's more comfortable streaming

>>11724625
Cunny Dialect, or Cunnialect for short.

>>11724251

>>11724537
But she does, and a fairly specific one at that. It would have provided original schizo with some actual ammunition but does not change anything in the end, really.

I WILL have sex with Guras armpits

She is going to celebrate this milestone this time r-right Anons

>>11724990
Is Gura even into that?

>>11724990
Gura's cat here. These pits are mine, stay back.

>>11725052
Maybe she can make the next week member karaoke to public

>>11725091
timestamp for when the cat showed up last stream?

>>11725052
Maybe Gura's the type that only celebrates every 2 million subs, so expect it at 4 million.

>>11725136
You just know next one will be public.

https://twitter.com/potato7192/status/1450666954679717888

>>11725052
Celebrations are a pain to organize and the celebration superchats are boring.

>>11724537
>She doesn't have any country accent
I think she does, although just very slightly. You can hear it with the way she enunciates certain words.
Also her unironic usage of stuff like "oh my word" and "criminy" shows she has some southern influence. I've never heard those used outside of the south

>>11724668
Thanks, that whole thing was a copy pasta I made a while ago for the sole purpose of arguing with real voice fags

>>11724668
>>11725553
other than the part mentioning her latest karaoke

>>11725553
How come it reinforces the counterpoint then? Are you sure you're not arguing for them?

>>11725428
Pretty common up and down the east coast desu

>>11724251
Hi Nyanners
Just so you know some Chumbuds actually prefer more womanly Gura.

>>11725203
well she was going to celebrate 3M, but couldn't get the Yamaha sync room thing to work for something she wanted to do

>>11725553
man, I once made some comment about liking Gura's real voice, but I was just talking about disliking all the autotune stuff in her first covers. I hope Gura didn't misinterpret it. I comfort myself with the thought that she probably never even read it or anything I wrote.

>>11725780
She certainly read a lot of that after Reflect anyway.

>>11725750
Lmao always makes me laugh after her Tumblr arc, she ended up a pink haired borderline loli cat

>>11725780
unless it was a SC on one of the days she reads SCs then likely she didn't see it

>>11722274
I'm skeptical about collabs because I am a fan. Where is the logical endpoint? Collabing with a vshojo slut or in the worst case scenario, Artemis? These would tank her numbers and your delusional if you think otherwise.

Today is the last solo stream we get with Gura for the next week probably.. unless someone joins her for DbD like she mentioned yesterday

she is doing a voice as "gura" you retards
I'd prove it but i'll get banned and I've got priors
it's really not hard to find at all

>>11725780
>autotune stuff in her first covers
what are you even talking about?

>>11725991
How would it "tank her numbers" exactly? Members leaving for Vshoujo? Why would they?

schizobro... i.. i kneel....

>>11726108
>I've got priors
Pffft, I got dozens. Invent something else.

>>11726108
yeah sure you do faggot. I bet your "proof" is the pre HER shit anyways. kys

>>11726096
This just means she'll have a lot of chatting energy for next week.

>>11726186
I'm pretty new, I don't know how quick the mods are to permaban here and I'd rather not risk it

>>11725991
>gura learns japanese to collab with holojp
>this eventually leads to gura collabing with english speaking vtubers
I know this is bait but how the fuck do these even lead into each other

>>11725991
There's no slippery slope yet when the collabs are still just other Holomem, different branch or not.

>>11724537
My rrat is for why her dialect is like it is is because she was either born in the South/South West and lived there for years and moved to the North East or Born North East and moved South West which is most likely because dipshits don't realize she's in the west.
And before the timeloop fight starts I want you all to think back a couple threads ago and recall the Mori Disneyland conversation. Where is Disneyland ? Not Disneyworld, Disneyland.

>>11726111
The Matsuri and Kiara collab covers, I assume.

>>11725991
I'm usually the one being accused of "slippery slope" but this is the most slippery slope bullshit I've ever read.
Just be honest and state that all you care about are numbers and that you can't understand enough japanese to enjoy JP collabs.

>>11726096
what i especially loathe is the con shit
when the fuck will it stop?

>>11726199
do you know how voices work? they don't get higher as you age.

>being this new

>>11726294
This should be the last one for a while

>>11726294
Should be done after this for a few months, will probably start back up next Spring.

>>11726221
Maybe you should realize that the amount of bans you keep getting is because you're not welcome and you should go back to wherever the fuck you came from

>>11726302
>GURA DOESNT SOUND THE SAME WAY SHE DID WHEN SHE WAS 14?!?! WTF?!
Do you understand how fucking retarded that argument is?
And her voice is deeper now than it fucking is in those clips, she sounds like a literal kid there. All you're doing is proving you don't watch her streams

>>11726229
It's just american "logic".

>>11726376
Cons have probably seen how many people are drawn to this so they are probably expanding the vtuber section. Gura especially is going to be invited to a lot more next year.

>>11726243
It is known which state Gura resides in.

>>11726440
I'd love to go to one if she's there and it's closer to where I live but I'm looking forward to all the streams we're gonna lose because of them

>>11726243
Disneyland/Disneyworld is an interchangeable term for a lot of Americans who don't really care.

>>11726294
Gura likes doing them, so stfu

>>11726650
Last one had her almost dead physically and certainly emotionally. Does she, really?

>>11726689
That had more to do with her doing 3 streams before it without sleeping in between.

>>11726492
I'm not personally a fan of cons. I'd go if Gura did one in my area, but personally I'd prefer less of them.

reminder that gura wants to voice a child T u T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5pNA-ocDtI&t=9115

>>11726689
Try using your brain, anon. She didn't plan on staying up 24 hours before the con when she first accepted doing it

>>11726406
maybe you should suck my cock

>>11726689
In addition to what the other anons are saying, that was also an online only con which I don't think cares about that much.

>>11726792
She didn't sound like she cared either.

>>11726870
At least that one was streamed online. If cons had an official livestream they would be much bettter

I want to become part of Gura's being

>>11726870
Well, for her every one of those cons will be "online only", no?

>>11726791
It's cute how she turns toward chat when she speaks.

>>11726418
There's really no arguing with retards that think something recorded with a phone mic from mid-2010s is more representative of someone's voice than a $1000 studio mic.

1 dbd shark today, right?

>>11726941
It's cuter when she directly looks at the iphone because she isn't all off model and rhomboid

>>11726908
I agree that more cons should invest in either streaming or releasing official Voda of their panels.

>>11726936
At the Fan Expos she still gets to see and interact with the fans that are physically there, even if she isn't.

>>11727031
If the game works

>>11727206
The game works, just don't play on the saloon map if you're killer.

>>11727253
gura cute

>>11726294
yeah, she should only come to cons in my city and decline the other ones elsewhere

>>11726689
What universe are you living in? She fucking loved the fanexpo panels in dallas, going as far as to say she got emotional being able to see her fans faces.

>>11726689
she was horribly sleep deprived

>>11725991
in your mind collabing with Shion eventually will lead to her collabing with Artemis?

>>11727560
Come back when you know how to read.

gura gura gura gura gura

>>11727653
Well, both are yucky whores...

>>11727675
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

DID SHE SAY IF SHE WOULD BE MAKING ANY NEW MUSIC OR MAYBE A SPOWKY WOKY PWMPKWN COVVER?
COME ON GURA, DO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT.

I heard you like clippers and numbers, /ggg/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lcOyt_403U

collab with girl is ok, not guy or fake girl.

>>11719393
honestly it's more fun this way, where she says there'll be a celebration and then kind of vaguely puts it off, and then the OCD number psychos shake and scream and froth and panic about it when the number goes up.

>>11727667
well the dokomi shit is nothing like the fanexpo panels.

>>11727725
Yeah, right after short lulzy videos.

>>11727709
who isn't a whore that she can collab with?

>>11727725
watch streams newfag

>>11727781
Aqua I guess.

>>11727726
Fuck clippers
Fuck numbers
and Fuck you

>>11727843
Clippers are love.
Clippers are life.

>>11727834
Aqua has so many antis for sucking zhang cock. Nothing against her, sometimes you just got to take dick but she's not exactly "not a whore".

>>11727898
your definition of whore is broad

>>11727882
clippers are (usually) talentless parasites

>>11726870
based gura, gets bored if she can't see shrimp backsides and combovers.

>>11728048
I think last time she was terrified of teamates more.

>>11727882
clipper love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJleChfihzw

Why cant Gura get drunk regularly?
Noel
Marine
the other pink haired english one
so many just get drunk just to get drunk and do their thing
why cant they let gura get drunk anymore

>>11728359
gura doesn't want to

>>11720654
THIS WEBSITE IS VERY INTERESTING!

>>11719850
the live stream duration was 04:40:33.93. it's unedited. the presence of the chat replay supports that, and comments aren't affected by VOD edits. comments actually seem to have a completely separate system of shadowbans than the chat does.

Inshallah

>>11720654
>>11721236
I enjoyed reading these.

>>11728359
Gura gets shitfaced offstream regularly. Note that she needs just like two glasses of wine for it.

>>11728520
yeah, with me

>>11728359
Because the one time she actually did, the HERfags came out their dirt shacks in droves

Looks like the guy that clips the member unarchived karaoke fixed his audio encoding settings so it doesn't add an additional low bitrate AAC encode before uploading to YouTube.

>>11728557
I don't think she really cares about that anymore.

>>11728557
i wish most of them would get drunk and play horror games. the perfect month for it, or maybe even sometimes on a full moon

>>11728359
probably has something to do with that time she said on stream she doesn't drink much baitchama

>>11728557
With new years' and that Bae collab I count at least two.

>>11728689
What else to the voices in your head tell you about Gura, schizo?

>>11728359
>>11728664
yeah the one time someone asked her what her favorite cocktail was or something, she got kinda quiet and said "uhhhh i don't really drink"

>>11728720
Gura wears diapers.

>>11728720
That your mother was a woman of low class, for example.
Kronii also sounded baked there by the way.

>>11728656
no, she'll hurt her voice if she drinks alcohol and screams.

>>11728845
So, sufferkino!

I'm still chuckling at the nendo tweet calling her valley girl shark

>>11728782
we get it dude, you do drugs and drink alcohol constantly so you can always tell when other people do, you're so cool

>>11729050
I'm actually a fucking teetotaller outside of very specific circumstances.

>>11729106
subscribed to this post!

>>11729021
i just have to imagine them tuning in to a random stream or watching some clips or something and getting this hilarious warped impression of her, and then dutifully writing up the advertising copy, proud to show off their understanding of her to the fans.

>>11729106
Upvote!

Holy impressively shitted up thread. That was not worth reading back on.

>>11729204
Threads since karaoke have been so bad. What a bummer

>>11729106
who the fug uses the word "teetotaller"? i speak english and i had to google that one.
when i imagine the person i'm talking to, i can only imagine some 19th century dude posting on /ggg/ now

>>11729434
Well it is a term that pops up often on Rimworld which Guwa played once.

>>11728359
Gura gets drunk retard, she just doesn't tell chat when she's been drinking before streams.

>>11729434
huh

>>11729503
please watch streams

>>11729434
Really? I picked it at some forum I think. Or maybe podcast.

>>11729503
source?

Let's face it: Gura does drugs daily.

>>11729434
first time I've ever seen that word too

>>11729434
I traded my meme recognition ability for semi-obscure word recognition ability. It was a bad trade.

>>11729596
yeah, i'm drugs

>>11728689
also her very first SC reading, people often forget that one since it was a while ago. Mori even called her out in chat in that one

>>11729503
Gura is a serial killer retard, she just doesn't tell chat when she's been killing before streams.

>>11728689
>>11729651
and the bardcore stream, so 4 times that were obvious

>>11729654
Purely statistically, this may be true.

>>11729503
>>11729596
Gura doesn't get drunk or do drugs, she does cookies.

>>11729702
>obvious
source?

>>11729651
>>11729702
newfags will believe this bait

>>11729654
After seeing how she treated that fly last stream, I believe it.

>>11729732
There is no TKB anymore. She killed it already. It's a different cat.

>>11729651
Do you mean the stream when SCs opened or what?

>>11728724
you mean this?
https://youtu.be/p-I_GFm_FNE?t=23888
yeah, I really don't buy it. She just tries hard not to mention whenever she's been drinking since she doesn't want her entire personality to be defined as a drunk like HER was. She even talked about drinking PBR in the dallas panel with Mori and she said she was open to doing a drinking stream with her multiple times

>>11722491
Germany was building 35 more coal plants because wind and solar are shit

>>11729765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUipCIWj54E

>>11729789
Yeah that one. She was clearly drinking before / during reading the messages. Mori said something along the lines of
>I'd like whatever she's having
in chat.

>>11729829
>if it goes against the voices in my head she's lying, if not it's the truth

>>11729901
>clearly
source?

>>11729829
Drinking on special occasions does not in any way imply she's getting drunk regularly.

>>11729921
Go watch the stream retard

>>11729946
so no source? gotcha

>>11729711
>>11729732
Imagine being Gura's murder victim, your blood splashing all over her clothes and body, her tiny hand gripping the knife she used to penetrate you, her cute smile and laugh as she watches you die, your last moments spent at her feet, your last breath to tell you how much you love her
God I want Gura to murder me

What the hell happened in this thread? Lol

>>11729654
Nice false equivalency.
She just doesn't want her personality to be defined as a drunk, which it 100% will be due to HERfags if she so much as mentions having a beer. Obviously she hasn't stopped drinking though.

>>11730020
>she's not real you shouldn't love her
schizo from yesterday is ban-evading again with marginally different bait

>>11729976
I meant somebody having a heart attack while she streams, but knife butcher Gura works too.
>>11730020
It's finally fun!

>>11729829
fair enough, I forgot those parts of the panel

>>11730058
>She just doesn't want
source?

>>11729596
probably smokes weed like most women in their 20s, but that's it.