/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11651587
ogey

>>11651614
rrat

>>11651587
ogey

Damn, just a few seconds too late. Here's what I wrote up and the usual useful links:

Today Nyan burned down and pillaged an entire village to get vengeance for her extremely short-lived cat, then proceeded to un-burn and un-pillage it when she realized it wasn't working. Not the real OP, if you couldn't tell. Check the previous thread for a longer summary. Either way, and as always, make sure you keep the thread comfy by ignoring bait, and be excellent to each other.

VShojo is:
Nyan - https://www.twitch.tv/nyanners
Silver - https://www.twitch.tv/silvervale
Froot - https://www.twitch.tv/apricot
Mouse - https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse
Zen - https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya
Mel - https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody
Hime - https://www.twitch.tv/hajime
Vei - https://www.twitch.tv/veibae

Previous thread: >>11630838

>>11651723
I thought you were going to bed anon-formerly-known-as-OP. I forgot to put the edition, sorry.
Bystander Villager HATE Edition btw

>>11651883
I know neither of us read the OP, but you could've quickly checked what I wrote. Not OPchama either. Oh and yes, these motherfuckers deserved it.

mouse blowing raspberries in my left ear made me feel things

>>11651942
>you could've quickly checked what I wrote
well, that's ironic now, isn't it

>>11652013
gomen op...

mouse cute

>>11651587
>Snuffy
Wow, we're not even being subtle at how obvious it is that she'll join.

here's a bunch of parts I extracted if those are of use to anyone
https://mega.nz/folder/bjJ22ZKT#L8WmJX5-aFKufilRjNpGMQ
unrelated second surprise coming later this week, stay tuned

>>11652269
kek, very nice

so is vshojo inclining but vtubers as a whole are declining? is this a bull trap on vshojo? heres a rrat...
vshojo managment having them do mc streams, try push through this imminent crash or huge shit show. corona dying down, were all running out of time

why is she called pink cat when she's not pink?

>>11652492
nah they were doing fine even without minecraft

>>11652492
I honestly thought them bringing back the Minecrap server was to prepare for the incoming new hires, but it's been a week or so and we haven't had any hints outside nods from the usual suspects.

>>11652492
Nah they were inclining before the MC saga. I think it's just a Youtube problem rather than something about Vtubers directly. Youtube probably changed their algorithm and they don't have the tag system that Twitch does.

those mouse giggles... I'm ngmi...

>>11652492
The only one that's been incline is vei, and that's because she was because she actualy streamed last month, all the others have had their growth slow down dramatically

>>11652357
>only noticed snuffy

>>11652888
She also blew up on tiktok which may have contributed a bit

>>11652888
Has Nyan not been inclining with her packed schedules she's been keeping up for the past 3 weeks?

>>11652888
>>11653091
This is Nyan's best month ever.

>>11653200
Thanks for sharing actual facts rather than uninformed opinions disguised as facts

>>11652637
Youtube does have tags, can't normally see them though.

>>11653200
>not including froot out of respect
kek

>>11653292
Hime too. Was no point.

>>11653200
>This is Nyan's best month ever.
damn right it is
some of the greatest chuuba streams I've seen in over a year of keeping up with them happened this month, on her channel
she's earned this

>>11653200
Zen is streaming less and less every month.

>>11653200
That's because of the 1 sponsored stream that pulled up her average

>>11653441
5 of her last 7 streams have peaked over 10k with 4 of them averaging over 10k

>>11653362
damn it's like someone took a break

>>11653441
https://twitchtracker.com/nyanners/streams
You can look here and see she's doing better

>>11653200
F melody

>>11653775
I'd love to

>>11653589
I shouldn't have checked

I hate that 5/8 vshojos show that you can stream less and less and your views will still keep going up after you hit the too big to fail point.

I don't regularly vshojo but this is one fun minecraft stream.

Nyan has difficulty with basic math.

>>11654100
I knew it'd be good when we kicked off with a minecraft parody song

>>11654100
If you're having fun with this, allow me to recommend you something I think is even better touristchama
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1170266540

>>11654233
legit one of her best streams

Pink kat is dead

>>11654479
Long live Pink Kat

People thought modded MC wouldn't be as good.

lots of character growth from mouse this stream

fuck this goodnight goonies, fuck me, fuck you, your mom, your dog, and everyone else capiche?
out.

Nyan's smart house voice sounds like Artemis

>>11651031
Oh my god...It even has a gif...

Why is Mousey the one collecting all those birds

>>11655452
she's trying to grow past her fear
no but really idk

>>11655479
Fuck birds

>shmael and queequeg

How would sex with each member of Vshojo be like? Including Snuffy and Haruka.

>>11655895
Ever watched konosuba?
All of them would react as either of 4 main characters.

>>11651683
rrat

When will the Vshojo girls collab with King Assripper?

>>11656038
Ey how ya doin I'm the rrat. Ya need something?

>>11652492
Honestly the way people are treating it as either a boom or bust is pretty stupid, the audience is relatively stable and is mostly just past the explosive growth stage. From now on I'd say numbers will either stabilise slightly downwards or upwards but no huge swings either way.

my nyanners has a first name, it’s n-y-a-t-a-s-h-a

>>11657317
Do you think Nyanners would be the kind of women to force her husband to take her last name?

>>11657492
no, you’d have to take her last name by force and embarrass her by claiming the nyanners name as your own

>>11653832
To be fair to her, she has been flying around the world doing shit.

>>11657920
None of it to do with Vshojo

>>11652492
this niche community has reach its peak, new people will have a way harder time now

>>11655895
I gave a thoughtful response to this a number of threads ago and caught a wall of shit. Personally, I think froot is probably the best potential straightforward lay, snuffy 2nd because I think she'd want to get real gross with it, optimal conditional mouse 3rd very much a ddlg/bratsub enjoyer.

>>11652492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1448sCgTfJY
>I'm out of time
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN
SHE IS SCREAMING FOR HELP

>>11655895
I shouldn’t expound on my sexual fantasies involving nyanners

>>11652398
I will be using these later. Thank you

>>11655895
well you need to get froot a boyfriend first so she can enjoy sex with you.

>>11658713
kek

>watching nyan's VOD
>esfand commented on nyan's minecraft stream
>no one noticed or cared
kek

>>11659696
Who?

>>11659854
exactly

>>11659696
literally who

seems like Silver is playing in the vshojo server too as seen in Anny's stream

>>11660181
oh shit, cute fox live?
https://www.twitch.tv/anny

>>11652492
>corona dying down

Silver was drawn to the smell of mods.

>>11652012
mouse is fucking big british cock.

>>11661268
good, she should be enjoying massive vaginal orgasms on demand

>>11659696
Nyan reached your favorite streamer favorite streamer status. She'll have a 5mill vtuber fuck-to-plex next year for sure.

Really though she's basically lady Jerma in all aspects now. I hope she finds a nice new place soon and can have some of the girls stay over as guests sometime.

>>11660226
>Fox on Vshojo server
She's in

>>11660453
The state of the pandemic is irrelevant, people aren't going back into lockdowns or anything now

>>11655895
>Cat: Always brings girls over for 2girls1cuck
>Succ: Sharp high heels and sexual violence.
>Moose: is loose
>Mouse: Full body condom and reverb
>Coon: Poon

>>11660226
>Missed the first hour of cute fox stream
I'm Madge

Where is the connur ogey rrat

>Not on the left side so I can read the in-game chat
>Small enough on the right that I can see what she's doing with her hand
>No alerts popping up over the chat
She's perfect

>>11664071
Aethelstan has it so tts reads the in game chat. Was funny when Mouse was losing it over obsidian.

>Haruka logs into the server
>"I have 8 dogs c: "
YOU JUST

>>11664224
Oh, didn't know he was live

It's kinda funny how the server has turned into 24 hours of non-stop streamed minecraft building

>>11664231
You need a lot because they don't into sex for very long

>ironmouseparty says 'I shall create a bird army'
She really is on the way to getting over her the bird trauma. Slowly. In minecraft.
Hooray, progress

>>11664374
I hate that this isn't my first time seeing this

>>11664434
Birds are silly and cute so it's only a matter of time

>>11657317
Mousey already collabed with Calli, not sure what you mean

>>11653200
>everyone reclining but Vei
>Froot isn't even on there because it would be too depressing
>Hime isn't there because she's too busy fighting her roommate for control of their vagina.
Christ. VShojo is dead.

>>11664837
Nobody is reclining except maybe Mel, you're just retarded

>>11664951
Is he retarded or are you retarded for responding to something which has 99% chance of being bait since it's objectively false?

The only number that matters is the number of children Nyanners will produce for me

Is it just me, or does Nyan sound a whole lot less "constantly on the razor's edge of a mental breakdown" than she used to?

>>11665458
yeah she's a lot less relatable

>>11665458
Nyan spent 20 minutes talking and planning on milking herself the other day, she's already off the deep end of mind break.

>>11665676
She legitimately is in a maniac state right now. Her streams have become much longer and she no longer sticks to her sleeping schedule. She does impulsive short sighted things like disabling donations while donating 10K to charities. This streamer is fucked up.

>>11666004
She needs to get in touch with her inner kike, I would be acting like viewers are going to dry up tomorrow because one day they will
>Uh any primers just sayin

>>11662934
The chuuba audience was never normies anyway, it doesn't matter what most people are doing.

>>11666174
I wore a gas mask because it was the only chance I'll get to wear one in public

>>11666235
Almost patrician.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1180987402?t=2h41m26s

>>11666411
Devious

>>11666174
Even weebs and wierdos are being flung beck into normality with jobs and commuting, with less time to watch.

After a brief obsessive period with vtubers I'm making time to watch my shows and such too.

>>11665458
She's not on the razor's edge because she's gone off the deep end

>>11665214
>Nyanners organizes a 500k people battle royal to find a perfect man for mating with her

>>11667478
*orgy

>>11667478
>man

>>Anny is playing Minecraft on the Vshono server

She's in boys!

>>11667611

>>Anny is playing Minecraft on the Vshojo server

She's in boys!

>>11667478
>man

>>11667610
>>11668035
He didn't say being a husband he just said mating with her
It would effectively be a sperm donor

>>11665214
The model is so good, I hate that people shamed her out of using it.

I’m gonna make Nyanners play college football

>>11668082
nah if anything she'd be the one donating her eggs
I wonder how much money she would make if she auctioned them off

>>11668241
stoners with mental health problems can't donate eggs

>>11668241
I'd literally would sell my house

https://mobile.twitter.com/haruka_karibu/status/1450454026726772736

Looks like Haruka is good, and has a Collab with melody (more jackbox?) Today

>>11669030
>she edits her own videos
can't she get someone to do that?

What the fuck is this thing Mel posted https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1450234961454321671

>>11669098
Squid game reference

>>11669098
squid game reference

https://mobile.twitter.com/zentreya/status/1450477589823463426

>>11669098
snuffy

Vei live https://www.twitch.tv/veibae

chat always fucking explodes when height gets brought up in any context

>>11669912
Giantesschad supremacy.

>I'm getting my period
QUICK, START A CHART

>vei: "this music is too ONIONS"

/vsj+/ in shambles

she only cares about the black cocks

This modpack looks fun but it runs like absolute shit on my PC. I guess my PC is worse than Mousey's potato.

>>11670802
Try some different shaders, I always download a handful because some inevitably perform shit for how they look

Moose time
https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu

24/7 Minecraft!
https://twitter.com/haruka_karibu/status/1450492470668763140

>>11671113
I died after Nyans stream, were others streaming mc between her and anny?

>>11671180
Aethelstan started before anny

>>11671208
>m*le
Miss me with that gay shit.

>>11671322
I never watched a stream of his until Mouse raided him while he was playing Minecraft a few nights ago.
I enjoyed the stream quite a bit

>>11671322
/vsj+/ is a gay thread
we all love cock here

>I'm glad griefing is disabled
what was she expecting from her friends?

>>11671402

>>11671402
PTSD from playing so many games with Zen

>>11671388
Speak for yourself, gaylord, the only cock I love is mai waifu's.

>>11671423

>>11671448

>>11671423

At this rate moose will invite taka and he'll build a Minecraft bar

>>11671608
I doubt it, Mouse probably invited him already

Arcadum live

>>11671402
Nobody was ever gonna top Vei's accidental execution of Nyan. The top PvP murder was made early.

>>11671465
https://files.catbox.moe/ezzd61.jpg

>>11671682
Not for long.

>>11671801
Finally, Hime became my oshi after ending my existence full of misery

>>11671682
off-topic.

>>11671402
Zen is the obvious answer, but I think people would have been legit pissed if they tied anything in Minecraft

>>11671986
>implying legitimately pissing people off wasn't the plan all along

>>11671986
i hope she does something eventually so people can stop just tolerating it and say something

Will I ever get to suck Zen's thick futa cock?

>>11672340
Maybe, but I don't know if a normal human can take in such a size
https://files.catbox.moe/p4os9s.png

>>11672448
anon stop making me want to jerk it to Zen porn, I'm supposed to hate her

>>11672266
>Just WHY does nobody want me to collab with them?

>>11672487

>>11672487
Have you never fucked around with your buddies in multiplayer games? that's just your average vidya banter

>>11671986
Zen loves to fuck with people but she respects people's spaces in building-heavy games.

>>11672533
never till theyve been as annoyed as ive seen people get at zen

>>11672557
Pretty much, Zen didn't blow any shit up in Valheim, even if the playtime was quite short.

>>11672616
I didn't even know Zen joined the Valheim server

>>11672615
like who?
Froot, Momo, Haruka and Saruei still keep playing with Zen despite all the fuckery

>>11672684
it was towards the end, a bit before MC blew up

>Vei finds a blue axolotl in the wild

>>11671867
Arcadum has collabed with many Vshojo members which makes him on topic

zen live. going to be playing pc building simulator and she knows fucking nothing about pc's lmao https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya

>>11672822
Not a VTuber.

>>11672806
Didn't Kanata spend weeks grinding for it? I'm going to assume the spawn rates are modded, there's no way.

>>11672822
>>1

>>11672847
Neither is Connor, besides havign used a vtuber model maybe twice

>>11672834
wasn't Zen struggling to get her new PC running a few months ago?

>>11672862
I think it took her less than a week, but she was playing 10-12 hours a session before she finally got one.

>>11672912
Okay. Report those posts too.

>>11672847
hes png tubes a lot, so he is one

>>11672966
So make a thread for him. VShojo formally cut ties with him, so he doesn't belong in this thread.

>>11673110
not just Vshojo, but every streamer he ever interacted with

>>11672912
Indeed, Connor is also off-topic on /vt/. People just seem to have a higher tolerance for him.

I'm glad I finally checked out a deer stream. She's as charismatic as she seemed on collabs.

>>11672966
Using an Avatar in DND doesn't make you a VTuber. If it did every single person that ever played DND with him would be on topic. Fuck off.

Watching Nyanners vod, all this talk about lactation is making me wish I was a girl so I could lactate too

>>11673515
google male lactation

>>11673515
Stop being a pre-tranny

>>11673515
with the power of vtubing, even you can become a girl

>>11672923
Don't know but a story I've heard a few times is one time Zen destroyed a PC under the assumption you were supposed to use an entire tube of thermal paste

>>11673593
maybe Zen really is a woman.

>>11673543
don't tempt me

>>11673330
Her solo streams are comfy incarnate

>>11673330
>She's as charismatic as she seemed on collabs.
You have interesting taste

>>11673609
the monthly breakdowns are starting to convince me

Dya drew the Vyugen girls + Anny. Enjoy. https://twitter.com/dyarikku/status/1450417815916273664

>>11669030
She even gave us reason why.
My wife is so precious.

>>11673747
Vyugen going to snipe Anny next

>>11673747
Beautiful.

>>11673682
What do you mean?

Seems like haruchi is the only one who *really* know how to play, although I haven't watched athelstan's stream

>>11669030
Even Haruka wants Zen's big, thick gecko.

>>11673946
She seems to have the most game knowledge as far as knowing recipes off the top of her head

>>11673747
ANNY IS IN

So Bunny is into SCP now

I'm still not sure what exactly SCP is, internet copypasta?

>>11674175
Its /x/ - the creatures.

>>11674175
creepypasta that tries to follow a set canon
there's like 10 canons now

>>11674175
Kind of. They're short stories about weird items and creatures. Written as if they're documentation from a secret organization.

>>11674175
collection of fanfics about spooky monsters and phenomenons, which are being kep in heavily secured and guarded research labs to be studied

>>11673946
He's a ripped Chad so I'm sure he easily wins at this neckbeard game

>>11674175
Sorta. I don't recall how it all began but it's a community project where people just write short creepy entries on various unexplicable objects and entities that a mysterious agency called SCP handles. Popular ones get traction and can even become sorta mainstream like this one. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173

>>11674175
Monster and horror fanfiction collective database that leans heavily into sci-fi

>>11674202
>>11674223
>>11674225
>>11674232
>>11674250
Has anyone claimed ownership over this, seeing how there are fan movies and video games someone is bound to do it.

>>11674250
It literally came out of /x/, they made a wiki because it was hard to keep track and then the wiki became its own thing
>>11674280
it's creative commons or public domain
one guy made a fuss about owning his stories and no one really liked that affair

>>11674280
people have tried, the wiki was taken over by SJWs a while back too and they removed a lot of problematic content after they banned all the old admins then they added monsters that are emo goth lanklets with the ability to post on tumbr from their mind (im not making that one up) and all kinds of cringe fanfic material, but last I heard they got purged

I left Vei for the moose
Couldn't take the sea shanty soundtrack anymore

>>11674418
Good.

>nyan wasn't subscribed to the moose
SHE'S OUT

>>11674477
I cannot believe Nyanners is leaving vshojo.

>>11674538
rip I'll miss you nyan

Dinobuddies Microwave
Item #: SCP-6969
Object Class: Euclid

Okay I'm too lazy to write the rest.

Haruka's lack of aesthetic sense pains me

>>11674716
>euclid
should be safe though
turns any food into yummy nuggy dino buddies
if you eat them you feel an intense wave of shame and cum instantly. If you eat too many you sequentially develop a nyanners tulpa

>>11673946
I retract what I said, she doesn't know how water or farming works

>>11674880
In Minecraft? How does water work

HOLY SHIT! Arcadum is back. https://www.twitch.tv/arcadum

>>11674937
she kept going to the lake instead of using the replenishing source blocks

Vei is influencing everyone else's taste

He's in

>>11674477
subbed for 10 months

Start up a list of ways Zen's TTS has mispronounced Lumi's name next. First she said Libya, then Limmy.

>>11675188
Eventually it's gonna say a slur

>>11675188
Why is Zen talking about Lumi

>>11675285
Wolf Lumi, and cause she was raided.

>>11672912
he will be after bubi debut

>>11659696
timestamp? what did he say?

>>11675304
It will still be against the rules to talk about Connor. see >>1

Why the fuck is this a thing?

Haruka found bananas, I'm sure Nyan is involuntarily making monkey sounds

>>11675434
In the same sense that we shouldn't talk about Hime's "grandma", yeah.

>>11675520
Yeah. Roommate posting is banned

>>11661504
She strikes me more as lady Vargskelethor honestly.

>>11675293
I know Wolf Lumi, and I thought Lumi raided Buffpup today

>>11673747
>>11673821
>>11674163
It wouldn't surprise me. Vyugen is a group of artists, so Anny would fit in perfectly.

>>11675230
It can't. Even if Zen actually says one, the software won't process it.

Would Buff join Vshojo?

>>11675645
Probably. Mouse, Nyan, Snuffy, Haruka, and Zen are all friends.

>>11675645
I would drop VShojo if I had to look at that shitty model during collabs.

>>11675645
Is Buff a male or female, I can't tell.

>>11675468
Should have done your Vei REPS

>Zen drumming along to a manscaped ad rap
this is oddly fun

>>11675785
biological sex: female
gender: male

>>11675911
oh

Forget I asked

>>11675931
welcome to 2021

>>11675911
Immediate drop

>Fist me.

>>11675785
Penised female.

YOU
JUST
KNOW

HA GOTEEM

>>11675911
>gender: male
uh?

I made a chibi 3d ironmouse:
https://twitter.com/lexferreira89/status/1450514722227380225

>>11676037
still has a vagina
most trans people never do sex suegeries, they just do hormone therapy at most

>>11676123
She looks crazed

>>11676089
>you will never trapped in harukas house and forced to breed
why even live

I'm too 30 to know what any of this means

>>11676138
She's not even trans, she's female presenting and doesn't care about pronouns.

>>11676114
>female presenting

>>11676173
So she's a regular girl except Tumblr chuuni, gotcha

So Tomboy?

>>11676207
yes, basically means "I'm a woman (not-trans)" in modern gender speak

>>11676219
tomboy would be male presenting

>>11676219
She's closer to a bulldyke, DESU.

IRL pics are easy to find, she posts them regularly to show her /fit/ gainz.

>>11676219
If only things were still so simple

>>11676123
Wait, you're the same anon that made picrel? I remember laughing about it in /hlgg/
I'm sorry anon but it's really not that good.

>>11676249
what? tomboy just means a girl who's one of the bros. doesn't really require short hair or affinity for sports or whatever, even if it usually is associated with that
Even if it was, it would still be female presenting because tomboys don't use binders

>>11676311
I think it's the same anon that made snuffy

>>11676249
Fucking no it wouldn't

>>11676249
not exactly, that depends on how tomboy-y a girl is

>>11676260
I don't care about IRL

which one of you was this

>>11676434
In that case, she's a dog

>>11676123
Nice.

>>11676458
Is the dog cute/hot?

>>11676493
It doesn't matter, you don't get a say in whether or not the sex happens.

>>11676493
the dog is buff
that's why she's buffpup

>>11676529
So hot then

>>11676493
you have furry mode and human mode so you can make your pick

>>11675358
he just said he liked the final fantasy song that was playing at the time

Nyan gonna be late (as she said she would)
She may be doing minecraft today
https://twitter.com/NyanNyanners/status/1450535113905754114

>>11676528
>>11676636
Wait, holy shit, is that the thing that talked about politics on national television and made an ahegao? We've stooped this low?

>>11677012
Female zoomer internet personalities friends with exactly who you would expect, film at 11.

>>11676997
The bandages are so good

Nyan is cute and Haruka is cute , they are so cute bros

>only recently learned Silver did an actual JOI audio talking about her warm wet pussy and wanting your cock and all that business
I thought Melody was the only VShojo literally whoring herself out. Why hasn't Vei done a JOI yet? And why does Froot keep up the cute and sweet act while being the kind of woman who should be stoned in the town square?

>>11677272

>>11677316
Cute!

>>11677272
I'm angry I don't know the context behind this image

Saw some people mentioning MC as a reminder Vshojo fans are welcome in yubicraft as long as you follow the rules

>>11677272
and mousey
and vei
and anny
and snuffy
and froot
and zen
and mel

>>11677114
I'm really gonna miss halloween nyan when she's gone but hopefully winter nyan will make up for that again

>>11677374
gotcha

>>11677378
>and vei
you take that back motherfucker-uh

>>11677378
and anon

>>11677369
Oh man, that was a legendary stream. Too bad twitch vod is deleted now. Fuck Bezos.

>>11677441
I miss this model so fucking much.

>first Mel stream for a little while
>nux and noble
For fucks sake

>>11677441
Vei can be pretty cute when she needs help or when she talks about animals

>>11677486

>>11677478

>>11677512
you and me both man, her new model has no soul compared to her 3D one

>>11677418
It's gonna be so weird seeing Winter Nyan again since it's supposedly just an upgraded version of last year's instead of a whole new model. Just the idea that when I first got into the group and when she really started blowing up that was the design she had and now she's coming back to it a year later makes things feel too cyclical.

>>11677486
I'm not paying for that I need to go to space
https://youtu.be/nkBGe-VYT5Y?t=15

I'm watching Zen rn , how is Moose wife doing ?

>>11677656
Just mass digging and busywork while humming pokemon music

>>11677673
I read that as "humping pokemon" first

>>11677702

>>11677673
ah i see , i'll watch the vod then , 2x speed really helps with those kind of streams

You JUST know.
https://files.catbox.moe/mphkfx.mp4

>>11677721
I unironically miss this model
it has such a natural aura of permanent smugness to it

watching zen fuck up on this simulator is giving me an aneurysm

>>11677787
>spend a minute trying to figure out why the repair job is considered incomplete
>finally turn the PC around
>didn't put the side panel back on
I unironically love this game and didn't think it would be good stream content but she's doing a solid job with it lol

>>11677590
>>11677721
I'd definitely have a winter theme if I was a vtuber

>>11677852
Living in Siberia sadly made me hate winter. All those clothes and mountains of snow just kills any joy you can have

>>11677904
Siberia I could see, but living in -30 or -40 Canada mostly just gave me a sort of "pride" in being able to handle the frozen north.

>>11677904
Damn that's like ruining Summer by living in the Sahara

Here's one for the Snuffyposter who I think I keep seeing bring up itashas. It's in a game but someone made one for Snuffy https://twitter.com/guiccicarz/status/1450416017113600002

>>11677944
I think my winter and Canadian winter are actually pretty similar , it get's down to -44 and it's also moist , so it feels even colder than it should

>>11677738
So which one of the dogs are named Taka

>>11678004
I spent 30 minutes trying to look for the nyanners truck itasha yesterday before discovering it wasn't actually done in real life

>>11678209
rip. only real vshojo itashas i know of are a really good mel one and a really really fucking bad nyan + vei drinking monster energy one

Watching Zen struggle to figure out where the hard drive goes is going to send me to an early grave lol

>>11678254
Didn't Mousey randomly find one of herself during a yewchube reaction stream?

>>11678312
>can't assemble a computer
Female Zen confirmed.

>>11678337
Nah that was a guy who went to car shows or something who had a body pillow of her.

>>11677772

>>11677369
>>11677486
So, it was a stream of 17 june 2021, her vod channel only have up to vods up to may, sadly. So that stream may have been lost forever. Writing this from memory.

Basically, it was a usual chitchat with her usual music. But what happened next was DOWNRIGHT CHILLING. In the middle of the stream, cursed worlds have appeared. Harbingers of doom, forerunners of pain. Cursed worlds declared:
"Activate Windows
go to settings to activate windows"

Immediate panic. Haruka is not very skilled at tech and, what is more strange, her windows was licensed and genuine. So it was a mystery why those words had appeared.
But where is chaos and destruction (of licensed windows), a certain cat follows. In the middle of "fixing" Nyanners appeared in chat. There were a lot of banter, brainstorming and somehow while trying to fix her computer Haruka uninstalled the Earth.

So here we are, Haruchi floating in space, with no windows, no computer and no home to return to. Thankfully, Nyan is an eldritch being so space is her domain. She helped out Haruka and shared the eternal wisdom: "In space, Haruchii...we're both naked".

Did you see it? That picture I made, I only added the Nyanners quote. Everything else, Haruka did by herself, including space drifting. Truly, a legendary stream. If I loved Haruka before then after that she became my wife. Alas, government will never let us see that stream again. They cover those things pretty efficiently as they did cover up the Mel's hole.

>>11678385
>Brother confirmed for operating the voice while the sister pilots the avatar/plays the games

>>11678312
>thinks the build is finished
>starts to reassemble the case
>forgot to put in a graphics card
>rest of the build pretty middling, nothing overly expensive
>installs a 3090

>>11678438

>>11678385
>>11678450
Remember that time she ruined a PC because of too much thermal paste?

Just the sight of this pretty boring average looking PC with that giant fucking monster of a GPU installed is funny to me.

>>11678555
>solid cpu
>ultra high end GPU
>installs the OS onto the hdd instead of the ssd's

>>11678447
A thrilling tale indeed, thank you anon. There's still hope the VOD will be uploaded one day, since it's too recent rather than too old, and when it does I'll be sure to watch your wife's banter with my wife. You have an odd way of talking by the way, are you perhaps ESL?

>>11678447
Oh shit, i remember that, but i don't think i managed to catch it all for whatever reason.

>>11678555
I had the reverse happen to me IRL (small PC parts in a giant fuck huge case) and it upset me so much that I only use small form factor cases now.

>>11678640
well you need the ssd to fast load the games.

>>11678833
>sacrificing thermal spacing and freer airflow for autism

>>11677738
She does have a pet dog, that for some reason she has to keep at her parents.

>>11678833
PC building simulator unironically made me appreciate small form factor builds and I kind of want one now. But I'm also not rich enough to just go buy another PC cause I want a cool mini build.

>>11678872
Damn didn't think about it that way. Gaming performance above all else The motherboard had slots for m.2 ssd's but Zen didn't install any

>>11678926
So you're saying she lives in an apartment building that doesn't allow pets in downtown Calgary.

>>11651587
Guys, I just found out that the green deer doesn't even have 100k followers. Wtf, why are people not giving her the love she deserves?

>>11678893
yes, and i feel fine

there's just something about a pc that just has what you need in it you know. efficiency

>>11679068
He just explained how it isn't efficient though

>>11678757
Maybe, english is my second language and I am not from EU or America

>>11679126
size efficiency

>chugged a whole bear down
>starts screaming even more
this isn't working well for her

>>11679152
I bet you have a small weewee.

>>11679176
only when i'm not using it. efficiency

Damn. Youtuber Zen lookin' kinda cute

Another classic Vei reading out creepy chat member skit

>>11679167
>chugged a whole bear down

How does this PoS even still get views ? also any way to block this guy from appearing on my recommended list ?

>>11679249
lol

>>11679249
>still has 379 people willing to watch him
lmao he has more viewers right now than Roberu did yesterday, based

>>11679221
Seconding

>>11679249
a lot of people dont support cancel culture

>>11679249
Kinda sad he's mogging a ton of peope, but declining hard. Was nearly 1k earlier.

>>11679245
didn't even notice that I mistyped that, and it took me 10 seconds to realise why did you quote that

>>11673946
I mean, Mousey counts... she just always has to dig herself into a safe hole and "turtle" enough. Then she's like a dwarf in her element.
Idk where the constant "call of the sea" comes in tho, pretty sure that's not a dwarf thing

I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be stylized as a young adult but it really just looks like a loli.

>>11679354
You could say the same thing about Nyanners.

>>11679167
Dangerous, she just ran to the toilet with the mic on and was shouting from the bathroom.

Can't wait for the autists to exploit that.

>>11679354
vtubers be like "yeah Im a fox"

>>11679430
She does that all the time, you can even hear the water as she claims to be washing her hands

>>11679351
>Idk where the constant "call of the sea" comes in
It's a combo of her island roots and her disney princessness
She's essentially Moana but better at singing

>>11679612
>claims to be washing her hands
God, I wish she would touch me with her filthy french fingers.

>>11679057
she just needs to stream on her own channel more. alot of her stream time is spent on other peoples channels rather than her own.

>>11679057
I don't like her voice

>>11679828
This
>>11679860
also this for some
>>11679828
but mostly this

Even Candii doesn't know

>>11680169
I think this is just a take on the "can I get a X i mean X" meme

new thread
>>11680394
>>11680394
>>11680394

>>11679337
>a lot
considering he was only able to retain 300 viewers, the majority seems to support it